Ah, the subway! The magical place where the laws of normality stop working. The moment you go underground to catch a train, you’d best be prepared to see hilarious, weird and, frankly, mind-blowing things.

To keep you laughing all day long and to remind you that life is full of little surprises, Bored Panda compiled this list of funny, bizarre and peculiar things spotted on the subway. Vote for your favorite strange(r) things (pun most definitely intended), and let us know in the comments below what you think the stories behind the pictures are. Also, be sure to check out Bored Panda’s other lists about the subway, including weird people, the most beautiful metro stations, vintage photos of New York’s subway and even more baffling things on the subway.

#1

This Punk Helping A Woman Carry Heavy Stuff In Berlin's Subway

This Punk Helping A Woman Carry Heavy Stuff In Berlin's Subway

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engineer_nope.avi 2 months ago

Don't judge a book by its cover.

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#2

You Can’t Bring Your Dog On The Subway In New York Unless It Fits In A Bag

You Can’t Bring Your Dog On The Subway In New York Unless It Fits In A Bag

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sakora 2 months ago

Self-propelled bag :)

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For some reason, entering the subway is like turning on an episode of The Twilight Zone or Black Mirror. Whatever you thought you knew about reality doesn’t matter anymore.

#3

Some Relationships Are Inspiring

Some Relationships Are Inspiring

I think these two would do anything for each other. Owner is toting his pet via a customized back carrier and getting an appreciative paw hug the whole time. I have never seen so many smiles on the Uptown A Train.

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BusLady 2 months ago

The lady is certainly amused.

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#4

My New Spirit Animal

My New Spirit Animal

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Amy Frank 2 months ago

LMAO the new Marilyn Manroe

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Subway systems are ancient — over 150 years old. The first urban underground railway, the Metropolitan Railway, began operating in London in 1863. It was very popular even though it wasn’t the most comfortable mode of transportation: it was worked by steam trains and was unhealthy for passengers and staff. In 1890, the first electrified underground urban railway, City & South London Railway, opened. Since the tunnels were tubular, the term "tube" eventually became synonymous with the London Underground.

#5

The Tube's Infamous "Balloon Bandit". He Makes Balloon Animals And Quickly Goes Back To His Book

The Tube's Infamous "Balloon Bandit". He Makes Balloon Animals And Quickly Goes Back To His Book

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engineer_nope.avi 2 months ago

The satisfaction on his face thou lol

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#6

When You Match The Subway

When You Match The Subway

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sakora 2 months ago

Be trendy :)

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In 1896, Budapest opened the first electrified underground line in Europe. The Budapest system was the first underground with overhead cables. In 1898, the technically outdated two-line Vienna Metropolitan Railway in Vienna was opened which was operated by steam trains. The system was converted to a modern underground railway only in 1978. The first line of the Paris Métro opened in 1900. Its full name was the Chemin de Fer Métropolitain; the name was shortened to ‘métro’, a word we’re all familiar with and borrowed by many languages.

#7

Perfect Timing

Perfect Timing

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sakora 2 months ago

I ride this line every day, finally after three months I managed to make it. Patience pays. :)

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#8

Iron Man Is Alive

Iron Man Is Alive

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engineer_nope.avi 2 months ago

Well, this is still 2019 and he won't pass until 2023, right?

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Boston has the oldest subway tunnel in the United States that is still in use, dating from 1897. The New York City Subway which became one of the world's largest rapid transit systems, opened its first section in 1904, stretching from City Hall to 145th Street.

#9

If I Ignore Them, Maybe They'll Go Away

If I Ignore Them, Maybe They'll Go Away

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Slinkman 2 months ago (edited)

This is quite scary to be honest

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#10

Sooooo, My Friend Found His Doppleganger In The Subway Last Night

Sooooo, My Friend Found His Doppleganger In The Subway Last Night

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sakora 2 months ago

It's good that it's not an advertisement for hemorrhoids :)

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Cairo was the first African city with a metro system. It opened in 1987. The second African metro opened in Algiers in November 2011. Pretoria, Lagos, and some other African cities also have plans to build rapid transit networks. Which means they too will soon be enjoying all the odd sights and sounds of the subway, just like us.

#11

Just Another Day On The Subway

Just Another Day On The Subway

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engineer_nope.avi 2 months ago

Looks like another knight just lost his horse to the enemy that day, typical Monday.

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#12

On The Train On The Way Home From Oktoberfest

On The Train On The Way Home From Oktoberfest

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Lingon 2 months ago

They haven't drunk enough beer, so probably dehydrated.

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#13

Taking The Underground Subway In Seoul. I Stumbled Upon A Train That Had Been Converted Into A Grocery Store

Taking The Underground Subway In Seoul. I Stumbled Upon A Train That Had Been Converted Into A Grocery Store

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engineer_nope.avi 2 months ago

That's awesome

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#14

Chilling Out On The Tube... Like A Boss

Chilling Out On The Tube... Like A Boss

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BusLady 2 months ago

Doggo: these seats are way too small. How's a fella supposed to sit?

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#15

Would You Accept?

Would You Accept?

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Cassim_D 2 months ago

Pizza solves everything

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#16

Einstein Achieves Time Travel (Subway, Buenos Aires)

Einstein Achieves Time Travel (Subway, Buenos Aires)

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sakora 2 months ago

"This metro is relative" :)

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#17

More Concerned About The Guy On The Bottom Right Tbh

More Concerned About The Guy On The Bottom Right Tbh

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BusLady 2 months ago

Getting ready to strangle that nun. He grew up in Catholic school, and still remembers the ruler.

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#18

Sleepy Pup On His Way Downtown

Sleepy Pup On His Way Downtown

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engineer_nope.avi 2 months ago

Doggo is relaxed

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#19

This Sign On The London Underground Reminding People To Respect The British Culture

This Sign On The London Underground Reminding People To Respect The British Culture

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Helen 2 months ago

Just to be clear, in case non-British think this is real - someone has stuck this there as a joke, it's not an official sign!

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#20

This Guy Has A Turtle Shell Backpack

This Guy Has A Turtle Shell Backpack

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Charlie 2 months ago

I love it

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#21

His Name Is John Cena

His Name Is John Cena

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Lexis 2 months ago

Took me a second

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#22

We’ve Reached That Point Of Summer Where Pad Installation Is Necessary

We’ve Reached That Point Of Summer Where Pad Installation Is Necessary

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Vanessa 2 months ago

LIFE HACK!

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#23

This Pigeon Is Out Here Looking Like Every NYer Waiting For The Train

This Pigeon Is Out Here Looking Like Every NYer Waiting For The Train

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wandile dludlu 2 months ago

Tired of flying from Brooklyn to central park daily.

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#24

Thought Of You All When I Saw This Guy Selling Plants On My Subway Ride Home. He Kept Saying Things Like “I Don’t Sell Weed, I Just Sell Tropical Plants”

Thought Of You All When I Saw This Guy Selling Plants On My Subway Ride Home. He Kept Saying Things Like “I Don’t Sell Weed, I Just Sell Tropical Plants”

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Mavia Kainaat 2 months ago

Kuddos to him!

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#25

Dad’s Trying To Keep Up With Technology

Dad’s Trying To Keep Up With Technology

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engineer_nope.avi 2 months ago

Improvise. Adapt. Overcome

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#26

Some Would Call It Art

Some Would Call It Art

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sakora 2 months ago

Marking new tatoo inspirations :)

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#27

Actually Pretty High Odds

Actually Pretty High Odds

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engineer_nope.avi 2 months ago

Either a bug in the matrix or that shirt is on a big discount that day.

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#28

Not Books

Not Books

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BusLady 2 months ago

I wasn't aware that Staples sold those.

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#29

Someone’s Enjoying Their Evening Commute

Someone’s Enjoying Their Evening Commute

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BusLady 2 months ago

Or not.

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#30

On The Way To Pick Up Their Kids From Their Ex Wives

On The Way To Pick Up Their Kids From Their Ex Wives

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engineer_nope.avi 2 months ago

Single Bald men conference

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#31

This Is Art

This Is Art

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BusLady 2 months ago

Amazing! He has 3 hands. That must come in handy.

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#32

London Underground Seems Weird Today

London Underground Seems Weird Today

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Olli Glx 2 months ago

Maybe it's a Linux convention?

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#33

There Was A Fight At My Subway Stop, This Was The Aftermath

There Was A Fight At My Subway Stop, This Was The Aftermath

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Candice Ravel 2 months ago

Unbeweavable

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#34

Pet Bananas Are Allowed In Subway As Long As They Are On A Leash

Pet Bananas Are Allowed In Subway As Long As They Are On A Leash

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PandaLover 2 months ago

I really want to know the backstory behind this one

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#35

Normal Morning Until I Took The Subway

Normal Morning Until I Took The Subway

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Charlie 2 months ago

I like sleeping but this goes tooo far

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#36

If The Shirt Fits!

If The Shirt Fits!

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Trainluvr NYC 2 months ago

I love seeing ordinary people display art.

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#37

So NYC MTA (Subway) Banned All Dogs Unless The Owner Carries Them In A Bag. I Think This Owner Nailed It

So NYC MTA (Subway) Banned All Dogs Unless The Owner Carries Them In A Bag. I Think This Owner Nailed It

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SmittenKitten 2 months ago

Just like the same one above ! Is this a trend??

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#38

A Cinderella Story

A Cinderella Story

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Cassim_D 2 months ago

could be a booby trap

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#39

Just What The Heck, New York

Just What The Heck, New York

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Troux 2 months ago

They'll get off at the next crustation.

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#40

This Guy's Lunch Made It Onto The Train Without Him This Morning

This Guy's Lunch Made It Onto The Train Without Him This Morning

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BusLady 2 months ago

Taking a picture of a guy taking a picture of the same thing you're taking a picture of.

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#41

The Only Guy Guaranteed A Seat On The Tube At Rush Hour

The Only Guy Guaranteed A Seat On The Tube At Rush Hour

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Charlotte Ayers 2 months ago

Two things a Time Lord never forgets: a towel and a chair.

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#42

Ladies And Gentlemen, I Give You The World's Worst Person

Ladies And Gentlemen, I Give You The World's Worst Person

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Val Naim 2 months ago

Is that a makeshift didgeridoo?

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#43

Fixing Broken Subway Doors, The German Way

Fixing Broken Subway Doors, The German Way

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Cassim_D 2 months ago

you shall not pass

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#44

Saw This On The Subway

Saw This On The Subway

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engineer_nope.avi 2 months ago

Does he look square to you guys?

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#45

Russian Metro

Russian Metro

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Cassim_D 2 months ago

nothing to see here

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#46

What A Racket!!!

What A Racket!!!

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Wyndmere 2 months ago

His neighborhood was invaded by a swarm of giant moths.

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