If you're in a long-term relationship with someone, you two will argue, it's written in the Bible. The trick is to avoid fighting over meaningless stupid things, reserving your energy for dialogues that can change your everyday life for the better. Sadly, it's easier said than done. Recently, people started sharing the ridiculous things couples fight about, hilariously poking fun at the times everyone just could have kept their mouths shut.
Reading the stories under the hashtag #StupidThingsCouplesFightAbout, it's evident that we often lose our cool and get angry over completely stupid things. What are things that couples fight about exactly, you ask? Well, from correctly placing a roll of toilet paper to deciding who is more tired, these situations perfectly describe every relationship ever. Scroll down to chuckle at the stupid disagreement that shouldn't exist in the first place and upvote your favorite couples arguing about absolutely nothing.
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The Number One Cause Of Constant Fighting In A Relationship
We have a rule that saves us I swear. Our rule is that if you say no to one place then you have to offer another place. Your only participation can't be criticism.
Stupid Things Couples Fight About - Pant Rights
Funny Couple's Fights
The Toilet Paper Debate
I'll never understand why people prefer the way shown of the 2nd pic. It's not practical...
If you have cats at home the first one is much more easy to destroy.
Load More Replies...I would never get involved with someone who places toilet paper with the leading edge against the wall. That is nonsense. That is like putting knives in the kitchen drawer with the handles at the back of the drawer.
The one on the left is more ergonomic as it's simply closer to you. More importantly, the one on the left is more hygienic, since the paper falls forward, so both the paper and your hand are less likely to touch the wall. Even more hygienic would be a proper holder which sets the roll apart from the wall rather than falling against it.
Luckily my husband and I don't argue about this. The first pic wins.
I grab the toilet paper, pull the insert thingy off the holder, and place the new roll. I don't even pay attention to which way the paper is going. My husband does the same thing. As long as there's toilet paper, I'm happy.
The patent application for the toilet roll holder shows the paper hanging over the front, like the first photo. That's my ammo for winning that particular discussion.
I don't understand the hygiene argument, it's still rubbing against the wall whatever way you put it?
Unless you have a proper offset holder which doesn't fall against the wall. 41Tl8QPWTL...b5781b.jpg
Load More Replies...The 1st is the proper way so you don’t contaminate the unused part of the paper. Years ago high end places taught the people that it had to be that way, now they just put them in any old way.
Yhe patent indicates over is the correct way the paper should be hung.
THIS one I don't understand. I mean, I get that each person may have a PREFERENCE...but to FIGHT with your SPOUSE about it...? I mean, yay if that's the biggest problem in your relationship tho
This is bored panda. Every difference of opinion is a fight. Simple ideas are genius. And cutesy retorts absolutely destroy their opponents. It's kind of a site for borderline personalities. Everything is either the best ever or the worst ever. But maybe I'm just talking about the internet in general now ;)
Load More Replies...This wouldn't be a fight with my wife and I, this would be grounds for divorce.
I don't care if it's even ON the roll. As long as there IS toilet paper, I do not care.
http://uk.businessinsider.com/patent-shows-right-way-to-hang-toilet-paper-2015-3 just to make sure you win - patent shows the right way to install 😁😁😁😁😁
I think it's very sad that the patent was from 1891. No wonder Dickens' characters were all so unhappy.
Load More Replies...me and my sister have our own bathroom (were kids, thats y we live together) she does it 2nd pic way, only in her bathroom. it still drives me nuts
3 in my household and I'm the only one who even think about a refill upstairs ! So I often put some rolls on the staircase, just to find them sometimes on our small wall upstairs or on the laundrybaskets in the bathroom. But never where they belong, drives me crazy from time tot time :')
Where I come from we still use old newspaper shreds. Be happy you all got toilet paper!!
1st pic.isn't good. Just imagine you pull off a sheet to find a huge spider hiding under it.With pic 2 you'd see it easily and be in the perfect place to s**t yourself lol
This wouldn't be an issue if the stupid husband didn't put it on WRONG. (2nd pic obv). hahahahahaha. But I'm right.
Why can't I have an opinion? Sorry for offending you guys
Load More Replies...The Shopping Disaster
My husband has taught me to be specific when asking him to bring something at home, right down to the measurements if possible. Otherwise he will buy what he thought was right, even though he never saw me buy it before, and it would make me angry that and he would not understand. So to save us all and to retain peace at home, we must be specific ladies; brand, color, size, weight, the aisle where to find it if you can remember it. This way he will always bring what you asked for, no fights
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That happens all the time. My boyfriend does not care what we should watch, then I choose something to watch and less than 5 minutes later he stops watching and complains that he does not like that and then I have to let him choose. Because of that we have seen all episodes of Mythbusters probably over 3 times... :D
Toilet Paper - Constant Debate
Fuel For A Fight
My SO is still pissed at me for something i did in a dream in '04
The Inevitable Temperature Fight
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There's Always A Reason To Fight
Wow, this conversation makes me see life in another way... SO IS WATER WET OR NOT??????
The Trash Combat
What. Do. You. Want?
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It's Always The Fries
Silence, You Hog
That's Me, For Sure
JUST Asking
White Lies
One of the top ten rules of coupledom. Do not ask a question you don't want and honest answer to
The Charger Fight
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It is possible to buy bathtub plumbing that automatically switches back to tub mode when you turn off the water. It is very simple and works on water pressure (or the lack of it).
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Disagree. If I sound even a little bit less than ecstatic hubs starts in with "what's wrong?" and when I say nothing he tells me I sound upset. I say I'm fine and he argues with me about it until I'm pissed. I WAS fine, now I'm sick of you telling me I'm not! Get the hint, even if I'm not fine if I say I'm fine, leave me alone!
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That would be me. Spiders are to be respected members of the household
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"When the cat is cute, she's mine. When the litter box needs cleaning or if she's sick... she's yours." Yup... :P (Bf really did say "look at OUR kitty, so adorable" once and another time it was "ew YOUR cat puked again"... He loves them nonetheless though, he just can't clean the litter box)
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Hahaha!!! Good one! IKEA's instructions are blueprints for divorces or worse, and only the most savage ikea fans are qualified to navigate the instruction hazards... the bigger the item, the bigger the threat.
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I don't have this problem with my husband. I do all the laundry, and he's just grateful he doesn't have to. :-)
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Who pays the electric bill or the gas bill gets to choose the temperature.
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We just ask the other if they want the left over or not, sometimes you can change your mind and not want it, and if the other person wants it then sure why not, better than wasting the food.
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We do this, we also switch off every day. And if one of us forgets and the other has to do it, the person who forgot to do it has to do it 2 days in a row :)
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it really only matters in the middle of the night so i don't "fall in" while half asleep!
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or on a similar note: squeezing the tube in the middle or from the end. AAAGH!
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Sorry, what was the question? I was too busy laughing at that picture.
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Never a problem for us...it's been the same since we were married. I sleep on the right side, he sleeps on the left. Even when we travel...same thing.
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Stupid Things Couples Fight About
I suppose I'm lucky. My dude and I only silly argue about things. We're not jealous, we just make jokes. We just dare each other do do things that we don't like. It's way more fun!
When my husband said to me "You're angry, I can tell" Me, "no I'm not" Him: yes you are", Me: No I am not angry", Him, Yes you are, you're angry", "me: well I wasn't, but NOW I am!"
I suppose I'm lucky. My dude and I only silly argue about things. We're not jealous, we just make jokes. We just dare each other do do things that we don't like. It's way more fun!
When my husband said to me "You're angry, I can tell" Me, "no I'm not" Him: yes you are", Me: No I am not angry", Him, Yes you are, you're angry", "me: well I wasn't, but NOW I am!"