75 Signs That Humanity Is Devolving

Ola Kot 9 years ago

They will still die if they want to...

1point

Nathalie Le Maire 9 years ago

LMAOOOO

3points

Susan Price 9 years ago

I need this sign!

3points

Michel Guntern 9 years ago

No Hablo Ingles.

1point

AnnieLaurie Burke 9 years ago

Best. Warning. Ever.

1point

Charles Laster 9 years ago

They should add' this means you' !

1point

Cesi Baca 9 years ago

This has to be a joke or gag sign.

1point

Lillian Ørndahl 9 years ago

Perhaps we have mor estupid People simply because human kind is growing by aproximately 80 million per year. The percentage of stupidity may stay the same...

0points

Rèdiño - - 9 years ago

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#2

Pointless Sign

Final score:

253points

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Sophie Tranter 9 years ago

No s**t, Sherlock!

88points

Christopher Clark 9 years ago

If it doesn't contain peanuts, I'm gettin' angry.

9points

Fooky Foo 9 years ago

but just think that they have someone to ask that question..

1point

B. J. Moore 3 years ago

I’m afraid there are quite a number of “Sherlocks” out there!!

0points

Shauday Smith 9 years ago

i like this grocery store.

7points

Tessa Han 9 years ago

i didn´t know O.o

5points

Robert Olsen 9 years ago

thanks Captain Obvious

3points

Michel Guntern 9 years ago

I hope so, I want to buy some peanuts.

2points

Maureen Mower 9 years ago

I sure hope so!!

2points

deborah darsie 9 years ago

Just in case someone who is allergic to them doesn't know what a peanut LOOKS like.

2points

Michelle Anson 9 years ago

My mom saw an article about a kid that kept getting sick at school. They found out his mom was making him PB&J sandwiches. He's sensitive to nuts but SHE DIDN'T KNOW PEANUT BUTTER CONTAINS PEANUTS... People just refuse to think these days - at all!!!

2points

ERA Triano 9 years ago

well, ya know, maybe some people don't know what peanuts look like....

2points

Robert Byrd 9 years ago

Captian Obvious strikes again!

1point

#3

Pointless Sign

Final score:

253points

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Shauday Smith 9 years ago

sass

59points

Iyaz Rhein Basco 2 years ago

wow been 6 years

0points

ERA Triano 9 years ago

Creative channeling of someone's exasperation, I'd say

5points

Carol Stephen 9 years ago

funny, but maybe a bit... mean?

3points

Tillie Martinussen 9 years ago

I agree. Haha.

2points

Michel Guntern 9 years ago

In case of emergency, smash the window.

2points

Avery Romero 9 years ago

Cheeky sign!

2points

Nathalie Le Maire 9 years ago

I would love to see this one at work LOL

2points

Daria B 9 years ago

Maybe an April fool thing?

1point

Fanny Westwood 9 years ago

High Five Darwin!

1point

Maria Arellano 9 years ago

Bawhahaha

1point

Brian Randall 8 years ago

LOL

0points

#4

Pointless Sign

Final score:

249points

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Maggie Grover Bacher 9 years ago

what about cat food?

94points

Curtis Hansen 9 years ago

Nope, only dog food.. Okay okay some catfood but only the good stuff.

4points

SSBRocks3 9 years ago

*Inhales* BOI

1point

Erica Lin 9 years ago

please note that cat food does not come from cats

1point

Annie Mac 9 years ago

one would hope not LOL

1point

Chuchip Conley 9 years ago

actually, yes. those throwaway pets that go to the pound get ground up and fed to your cats and dogs. don't believe me? dig deep. there are videos...

-1point

Paul Stevenson 9 years ago

Why not? That would make more sense. Just because we're obsessed with drinking the milk of other species, doesn't mean we should also force cats to do the same!

5points

Lou Wow 9 years ago

......and baby milk?

4points

Glynis Lailann 9 years ago

Maybe the product should rather be labelled 'Milk for Cats'.

2points

Mary Goodson 9 years ago

To be fair, we don't label human infant formula as "human milk", now do we? Because we KNOW that would be misleading!

2points

AnnieLaurie Burke 9 years ago

It's hard to find their little udders in all that fur when it's milking time. And they are so hard to herd.

2points

Autumn 9 years ago

All these years...

2points

Michel Guntern 9 years ago

Cat milk does not contain whiskers.

1point

Katinka Min 9 years ago

makes you wonder just how often the staff was asked this exact question....

1point

Nathalie Le Maire 9 years ago

You mean to tell me that the herd of cats i just bought won't bring me milk? ugh!

1point

#5

Pointless Sign

Final score:

238points

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Ruby Lake 9 years ago

hahahaha!

31points

Stephie Captor 9 years ago

You cAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! *ambulance sirens*

8points

Maureen Mower 9 years ago

Unless you're a fish, of course...

5points

Michel Guntern 9 years ago

Unless you're very thirsty.

2points

Collin Rogers 9 years ago

Unless you are a fish...

2points

TheEASZone 8 years ago

Wow, this place REALLY hates fish.

1point

Charles Laster 9 years ago

Hahaha hahaha hahaha.

1point

Infinitenotes 9 years ago

Thanks, Captain Obvious

1point

Audrey Rasmussen 4 years ago

but....but i... i came to water breathe

0points

Joval Mangalan 7 years ago

it is talking to the fish

0points

#6

Pointless Sign

Final score:

237points

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ERA Triano 9 years ago

That's a sign to watch

31points

Rosie Perera 9 years ago

It's Columbus Day. Discover the apostrophe key on your keyboard.

6points

It's Caturday 9 years ago

Columbus Day doesn't have an apostrophe :)

-1point

Erik Granqvist 9 years ago

Seems to be a universal problem - people all around the world wonder about that mysterious lever next to the wheel!

3points

Michel Guntern 9 years ago

It's Columus Day, park up and discover life without a car!

1point

Amalia Rincon 9 years ago

Love this one, so true. I want to pull cars over and show them where thier turn signal is and how to use it. I could bet you these are the same people who have no clue how to use hand signals either

1point

Puddin Tane 9 years ago

IT'S NOT A DECORATION, PEOPLE!

1point

Michael Gustafson 3 years ago

No, i honor of Columbus, I turn when I want.

0points

Tillie Martinussen 9 years ago

This sign just made my day. Hahhahahaha

0points

Maureen Mower 9 years ago

LMAO.... I wish they had a sign like that in my town!!

0points

#7

Pointless Sign

Final score:

234points

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Joel Lau 9 years ago

It's a bonus though

66points

Tina 9 years ago

I never got a lolly when I got vaccinated? :/

5points

Samuel Jay Brown 9 years ago

But would living be worth it without a lollipop?

3points

Albino Squirrel 9 years ago

Are you sure about that

3points

Gertrude Wilkes 9 years ago

hahahaha

2points

Vlad Alexandru 9 years ago

Where is my lollipop ?

2points

Matthew Frink 9 years ago

Are you sure

1point

Lilya 9 years ago

*Gets the lollipop* *Dies of happiness*

1point

Michel Guntern 9 years ago

It does taste better.

1point

Dragoș Aconstantinesei 9 years ago

This is the single most important pic!=)))

1point

#8

Pointless Sign

Final score:

228points

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Tricia Ferrell 9 years ago

My great- grandmother always said, "you gotta help the idiots."

133points

Annie Mac 9 years ago

but it's become such a FULL time job!!!!

8points

Diana CrunChewy Watson 9 years ago

But do we? Do we really?

4points

Herbert Nenenger 9 years ago

Sometimes it's nice to just sit back and watch Darwinism happen

3points

4Sunshine 9 years ago

Your comment made me laugh. It's funnier than the sign. Thanks.

2points

Glynis Lailann 9 years ago

But there is no cure for idiots.

2points

Nathalie Le Maire 9 years ago

LOLLL ohhh snap good one!

2points

deborah darsie 9 years ago

YAY G'ma!

1point

Isabel Frost 6 years ago

Your great-grandmother was very right

0points

Wayne Beesley 9 years ago

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Evans Baker 9 years ago

A magnet on my office desk says, "You can't fix stupid but you can sedate it."

2points

Puddin Tane 9 years ago

Yeah, with a 2×4 to the head.

0points

Michel Guntern 9 years ago

If you don't believe me, stick your hand in the flame. See!

1point

Michel Guntern 9 years ago

Forgot to tell you, you might get burnt.

1point

The person leveling NYC 9 months ago

NAHHHH REALLY

0points

PARKER CARLSON 2 years ago

So that's why I got burned!

0points

Audrey Rasmussen 4 years ago

¨Ugh I came for the COLD fire¨-Prob me in the future when I burning alive

0points

Socially Awkward 8 years ago

You don't say?

0points

TheEASZone 8 years ago

F**k the sign- OW OW OW OW OW. OK, MAYBE you should listen to the sign.

0points

Ile De France 9 years ago

why of course it is

0points

devmurarjee mayank 9 years ago

Ice is chilling

0points

#9

Pointless Sign

Final score:

226points

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Melissa Paderewski 9 years ago

Secret government laboratory entrance confirmed.

162points

Melissa Haas 9 years ago

Is that where the shoplifters try to make their getaway????

6points

Amanda Panda 9 years ago

But..Narnia

17points

Marie Mattock 9 years ago

Just a portal to milky way....!

11points

Misty Gordon 9 years ago

Not with that attitude

4points

Maureen Mower 9 years ago

I don't want to meet the person who thought it WAS an exit!!

3points

Aaron Pie 9 years ago

F you! Aslan told me it was!

2points

Michel Guntern 9 years ago

Please don't enter either.

2points

Robert Byrd 9 years ago

Ha! I laughed out loud!

1point

Angelle Albrecht Webb 9 years ago

Oh, really. Are you sure?

1point

Christian Volkenrodt 9 years ago

It's the milky way.

1point

#10

Pointless Sign

Final score:

216points

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Maggie Grover Bacher 9 years ago

i kind of want to know the story behind this sign

188points

Yael Drier Shilo 9 years ago

They don't want them to find the trojan soldiers inside.

8points

Tania Mishmash 9 years ago

Gotta get that sizing right... XD

4points

deborah darsie 9 years ago

As long as the story does NOT come with pix

3points

David Gallagher 9 years ago

Some idiot was like, "hey babe, wanna screw right here? Gonna use one of these condoms." And she was like, "yeah, that sounds so hot...let's open this pleasure pack...take off your pants."

3points

Nathalie Le Maire 9 years ago

I cringe at thinking that somehow, somewhere, someone actually opened and tried one on..

1point

carol mckay 9 years ago

No, You really don't.

1point

Its Me 3 years ago

I don’t

0points

Audrey Rasmussen 4 years ago

I wonder whos innocence was stolen away(I think their was SOMEONES that got stolen)

0points

Maddie McBride 9 years ago

I think we all do...

0points

Annie Mac 9 years ago

it would be one of those things you could never "unremember LOL

0points

Kjersti Beth 9 years ago

They wouldn't have put that there unless somebody had once tried it. That's what bothers me.

4points

Michel Guntern 9 years ago

Not for eating either.

2points

Mary Goodson 9 years ago

OMG....that there was a REASON this one had to be posted!!!

2points

Vincent Flanders 9 years ago

Uh...

1point

Daria B 9 years ago

Aaaahhhh.... I get it now, after reading the comments! I was like... "Wait, what!? Why would they sell computer virus programs anyway??" Hehe...

1point

Michelle quehl 9 years ago

I think he's a really geeky nerd whose never been laid how do you not know that is a Condem

-2points

Maria Arellano 9 years ago

Oh gawd no!!

1point

Hugh Cookson 4 years ago

What !!! $5.99 for 3 !!

0points

4 years ago

The fact that they need this sign is... disturbing, to say the least.

0points

Sarah Bell 5 years ago

Someone probably got caught opening them to shop lift and that was the best excuse they could come up with to avoid a shop lifting charge.

0points

#11

Pointless Sign

Final score:

199points

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Gwendolyne Krasnicki 9 years ago

I had that same sticker on my toilet tank because it was funny, not because we actually wanted to dive in.

62points

Stephy Mirza 9 years ago

If only my cat can read!

10points

Leolil Orchidej 9 years ago

this should be in trainspotting :D

5points

Bruce Ferrier 2 years ago

What the hell happened here?

1point

Michel Guntern 9 years ago

Shallow end.

1point

Will Hill 9 years ago

Applies to Mice only

1point

Michel Baecke 9 years ago

directed to the cockroaches ...

1point

Collin Rogers 9 years ago

Ok, that's just good humour.

1point

Ching Limpangog 9 years ago

What the hell is this??? Does one have to be told???

1point

Mujahid Khan 7 years ago

who dived in

0points

#12

Pointless Sign

Final score:

199points

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Lucy Bartash 9 years ago

It's a real problem!

46points

Puddin Tane 9 years ago

????????????????

1point

Diana CrunChewy Watson 9 years ago

Well there goes my weekend plans!

4points

Philip Schroeder 9 years ago

Tht's not a dumb advice, I guess most of the people would do exactly that as the first choice, me included.

4points

Nostalgic Hyena 7 years ago

I'd do that too.

0points

Rich Willson 9 years ago

Now come on!! That is probably the only amusing thing to do with a bunch dildo's without getting creepy..

2points

Will Hill 9 years ago

don't show the children

2points

Michelle quehl 9 years ago

You know how much I want to slap someone with one now lol

2points

Michel Guntern 9 years ago

Have a pillow fight instead.

1point

AnnieLaurie Burke 9 years ago

Ted Cruz was here!

1point

Nathalie Le Maire 9 years ago

Yes, on a nice night me and my friends can find nothing better to do than bash each other with dildos >.<

1point

Evans Baker 9 years ago

I am worrying about the future of our country...

1point

#13

Pointless Sign

Final score:

190points

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Ann Sznu 9 years ago

nice one :)

44points

Justin Cousineau 9 years ago

I'd love to see a parent of a Blackhawks player loose his mind on the ice. I can't be the only one.

3points

Lyn Shiels 9 years ago

Good for the club. Kayden's football club has a similar sign that stops any potential ugly parents before they get started.

3points

Michel Guntern 9 years ago

Referees might not be the smartest humans, but forgive them; for they have a whistle stick in their mouths.

2points

Maureen Mower 9 years ago

This one, sadly, is needed at kids sporting events these days... due to the insane parents!

1point

Michelle Anson 9 years ago

Excellent!!!

1point

Diane Peters 9 years ago

Amen!

1point

Albino Squirrel 9 years ago

"If you don't understand this, please contact xxx-xxx-xxxx. We would be happy to explain!" Lol its at the bottom of the sign

1point

Michael Gustafson 3 years ago

What if their kids' team was named the Blackhawks though?

0points

Mujahid Khan 7 years ago

i need to contact

0points

#14

Pointless Sign

Final score:

190points

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Aernout Bakels 9 years ago

This sign is probably smarter as most signs saying 'Max height: xxx' ....

93points

deborah darsie 9 years ago

It happened IRL a couple years ago-1 major segment of the bridge dropped into the river.

2points

Maggie Grover Bacher 9 years ago

i have seen several of these! they are the smarter way to go

6points

Irene Carlyle 9 years ago

this makes a lot of sense! who knows how high 13', etv. are--which is what these warnings usually say.

5points

ERA Triano 9 years ago

We need more of these!

3points

Michel Baecke 9 years ago

more ingenious than it seems at first sight.

3points

Beau Tangtiwiriya 9 years ago

this one is good!

3points

Michel Guntern 9 years ago

If you hit this sign, you will not reach the bridge.

1point

Cheryl Hauck 9 years ago

Smarter sign but too many in my hometown still hit the bridge!!

1point

Jiang_WLGKK 9 years ago

its truly useful.

1point

Ida Mjuzik 9 years ago

hilarious!

1point

#15

Pointless Sign

Final score:

188points

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Auburn Skies 9 years ago

oddly specific...

100points

deborah darsie 9 years ago

In New Orleans, LA - figures

2points

Michael Gustafson 3 years ago

Not if it's in New Orleans or L.A.

0points

Audrey Rasmussen 4 years ago

uh wut

0points

Tillie Martinussen 9 years ago

I know, right? Everyones' first thought is: Balogny. This is haunted. 😂😂😂

0points

the derp king (Liam) 9 years ago

Everyone, keep the up votes on 69

0points

Veronique Timmermans 9 years ago

Too bad I was looking for a haunted house

7points

Michael Gustafson 3 years ago

So you want a random stranger appearing in your home?

0points

Maggie Grover Bacher 9 years ago

dang! that's a deal breaker

4points

Maureen Mower 9 years ago

There's a story here....

3points

Tillie Martinussen 9 years ago

Haha, I agree! - And we sorta want to know what it is... 😂

2points

Irene Carlyle 9 years ago

is there proof?? (a wary buyer)

3points

Joel Lau 9 years ago

Fishy

3points

Pinkamena 9 years ago

Yeah, that's super reassuring...

2points

Michel Guntern 9 years ago

That's a shame, I was looking for a nice, haunted house for scary Halloween parties.

2points

Unsung Spatula 9 years ago

seems legit

1point

thepinkrobot 9 years ago

Extremely haunted

1point

#16

Pointless Sign

Final score:

185points

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Maureen Mower 9 years ago

Maybe the sign should read, "Please stay away from the balcony when drunk/stoned."

9points

Michel Guntern 9 years ago

If you hit the concrete with your head, you will make a mess on the ground.

2points

Will Hill 9 years ago

That is the whole point of a balcony

2points

JEFF THE KILLER 9 years ago

i never knew...

1point

Noble Man 9 years ago

My favorite one.

1point

The person leveling NYC 9 months ago

Well I didn’t know that, wow

0points

Erica Lin 9 years ago

thank you sign i never noticed

0points

Selma Luna 9 years ago

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#17

Pointless Sign

Final score:

183points

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Shauday Smith 9 years ago

sound advice...

59points

Laura Rouyer 9 years ago

Or, if by some reason you find yourself sitting on the crocodile make sure you are sitting on top of the head end and not the tail.

9points

Annie Mac 9 years ago

wait, let me write that down, in case I forget

7points

Ruby Luna 4 years ago

*Clicks tongue, holding clipboard and pen* Checks out

2points

Michel Guntern 9 years ago

Would you like it if the crocodile sat on you?

2points

Annie Christopher 9 years ago

To be fair if you need someone to tell you not to then you deserve what you get :)

2points

AnnieLaurie Burke 9 years ago

The crocs are unhappy with that sign. "We didn't pee on the floor. How come we don't get treats any more?"

2points

Socially Awkward 8 years ago

Oh, but I REALLY wanted to....

1point

Ann Ros'a 9 years ago

That must be a very sad Crocodile, now no one sits on him and he doesn't understand why!!!

1point

Maureen Mower 9 years ago

If you get that close, you probably won't get the chance to sit down first.

1point

#18

Pointless Sign

Final score:

177points

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Martha Donaldson 9 years ago

This notice should be placed at a whole lot of places! I see far too many parents forcing their children to do something.

98points

Julia Thorne 9 years ago

I once heard a father call his son a wimp because the son was upset about the father forcing him onto the monkey bars in a playground. Pffffft ...

1point

Daria B 9 years ago

I agree with Ryo Hayashida. If they're scared sh*te about it, it is never good to force them, but a moderately little bit of winning personal fears can be educational, even vital. Having said that, I do agree with this sign too.

1point

Ryo Hayashida 9 years ago

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Lauren Southwood 9 years ago

Encourage.... I agree no force but build up there confidence.... My 2 year old liked the pool slide till he went under the water once then he got scared. Today we went climbed up the ladder a few times but he didn't want to try until the third or forth time. Then he went twice on my knee. Victory

4points

Michel Guntern 9 years ago

Just because your parents did it to you doesn't mean it's the right thing to do.

2points

Irene Carlyle 9 years ago

duh!! maybe some parents arfe dumb enough to need this sign

2points

Laura Rouyer 9 years ago

Children: do not force parents to ride if they tell you it will make them hurl .

2points

Shauday Smith 9 years ago

staff is lookin' out for the kiddos.

2points

Joanna Huang 9 years ago

Mom, while escorting a bawling child: It'll be fun, I promise...

1point

Zy Somethings 9 years ago

Awwwwe

1point

Michael Gustafson 3 years ago

Sadly, first sign that was actually needed.

0points

Angie O'Dell 9 years ago

That's right

0points

#19

Pointless Sign

Final score:

175points

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YoShit Grrw 9 years ago

Puma tag

31points

Nostalgic Hyena 7 years ago

Yeah, I have a Puma shirt and it says this on the tag lol

0points

Alexander Poulakis 9 years ago

Wash only the tag of course!

4points

Unsung Spatula 9 years ago

whoa what a novel idea!

2points

Dima Less 9 years ago

Actually this is not the stupid tag. It`s the stupid person who misunderstood it. Wash T-shirt when the white drop becomes visually dirty. SMH

2points

Mirek Hotový 9 years ago

It is actually stupid to rely on signs and instructions rather than common senses and racio, right?

2points

TheEASZone 8 years ago

Gee, I wonder why I should do that!

1point

Michael Gustafson 3 years ago

Society discriminates against unwashed clothes.

0points

Michel Guntern 9 years ago

But only with a damp cloth.

1point

Will Hill 9 years ago

Helps

0points

Julian Llanganate 9 years ago

but how can you tell if it is?

-1point

#20

Pointless Sign

Final score:

149points

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Maggie Grover Bacher 9 years ago

this backstory MUST be told!

127points

David Gallagher 9 years ago

Someone once entered the bathroom with a Coca-cola in his hand, and accidentally dropped it. The liquid splashed all over the walls, but he never bothered cleaning it. There was an idiot at a urinal during this time and saw what happened. So, he went..."oh, man...I'd kill for some cola...the floor is too dirty, but the wall seems clean enough..."

17points

beu6le 9 years ago

when childrn do not get enough calcium in their nourishment, they start to lick walls because they do contain it. i remember doing it as a child and felt satisfaction from it.

2points

Annie Mac 9 years ago

following along behind you, Maggie, I'm gettin' a little concerned for your mental health...........sounds so delightfully twisted!

1point

Michael Gustafson 3 years ago

I assume someone was very high.

0points

Sammy Law 9 years ago

But...but...how do they know?!

4points

Michael Gustafson 3 years ago

That's actually a good question. Cameras aren't allowed in bathrooms.

0points

Shauday Smith 9 years ago

the tiny sign above reads "you only rent beer" . . . . . . . ((o_____o))

3points

Michael Gustafson 3 years ago

Well, the wall licking is solved. It's beer.

0points

Michel Guntern 9 years ago

You don't know who licked them before you.

2points

Mary Goodson 9 years ago

Ew!!!!!!!!!!!

2points

Melissa Haas 9 years ago

Ewwwwww!!!!!!!

2points

Annie Christopher 9 years ago

Why would you want to lick the walls??

1point

Chris Morris 9 years ago

The snozzberries taste like assberries!

1point

th3pr0ph3t 9 years ago

That's not saliva. It's pee or some other fluid. Put some toilet paper please.

1point

Irene Carlyle 9 years ago

i'm with Maggie on this one!

1point

#21

Pointless Sign

Final score:

128points

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Stan Blockhuys 9 years ago

In Belgium, the USA "large" actually means "small"...

32points

Ann Ros'a 9 years ago

What must be awkward during sex with an American & a Belgian...

6points

Vicky Denaxa 8 years ago

That's true! I once ordered a "medium" Leffe and they brought me a small boat

2points

Dorian Bruins 9 years ago

Really?

2points

Ren Dori 9 years ago

You don't speak Klingon!!!!! How can you not!

2points

Michael Gustafson 3 years ago

They are going to have a hard time expanding if they don't use Klingonese.

0points

Michael Gustafson 3 years ago

How can I order anything if they won't let me order in Klingon.

0points

Audrey Rasmussen 4 years ago

I dont speak starbucks thats for sure or Klingon but I do speak pig latin around my friednds

0points

4 years ago

It's a pity you don't speak Pig Latin. It's my fave language

0points

Jayne Junemann 9 years ago

blargh this kinda c**p comes off as so pretentious i'd be moving along to the next darn coffee shop.

-2points

OdangaUsagi 9 years ago

Just some pretentious coffee shop wanting to be cooler than big business.

-3points

#22

Pointless Sign

Final score:

126points

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Maggie Grover Bacher 9 years ago

great! here's the entrance . . . where is the exit?!

65points

Elwira Glowacz 9 years ago

At the other end obviously, daaaaaa. ????

10points

Diana CrunChewy Watson 9 years ago

I'm guessing... Hawaii?

1point

Michael Gustafson 3 years ago

That's what I want to know. Everyone's getting wrinkled. Is it further out or at the bottom of the ocean?

0points

-- 9 years ago

In China

0points

AnnieLaurie Burke 9 years ago

Keep going about 3000 miles after you ener, and there you are!

0points

MysticalMan 9 years ago

Ah, finally. Clarity.

1point

Maureen Mower 9 years ago

You would think that visitors could "sea" that for themselves. ;)

1point

ibrown1 9 years ago

I see the entrance

1point

Shauday Smith 9 years ago

i get it!!

1point

Jack Porter 4 years ago

SAME WAY IN

0points

Ian Bodey 9 years ago

Exit the other side........

0points

Albino Squirrel 9 years ago

Sea entrance to death city

0points

Michael Gustafson 3 years ago

"Death City" was deemed too alarming. The aliens are looking for a new name for their underwater for their underwater base.

0points

Johanna Muukkonen 9 years ago

To save the coral reefs maybe?

0points

#23

Pointless Sign

Final score:

123points

POST

Ching Limpangog 9 years ago

Justin Bieber is not welcome in this establishment I assume? :)

73points

Jaap Verhoef 9 years ago

Not since he recently turned 4.

20points

Maureen Mower 9 years ago

I want to go to that restaurant!!

3points

Puddin Tane 9 years ago

A HUGE vote for thst sign.

3points

JEFF THE KILLER 9 years ago

dammit * walks out *

2points

Michael Gustafson 3 years ago

People outside: Pull up your pants. Will this discrimination never cease?

0points

Audrey Rasmussen 4 years ago

I just imagined some 2 year old with drooping pants looking like a tiny 17 year old

1point

Tyler Macomber 9 years ago

Ha. Jokes on you I don't wear underwear

0points

firegirl 21 9 years ago

*dustbin bieber

0points

OdangaUsagi 9 years ago

*Children under 3 years of age are highly encouraged to show their underwear - Sincerely Pedo Management

-2points

#24

Pointless Sign

Final score:

119points

POST

Shauday Smith 9 years ago

you win this round IKEA.....

60points

TheEASZone 9 years ago

I'm pretty sure I don't want to know why this sign is there...

4points

Audrey Rasmussen 4 years ago

GRRRR the toilet- tiny kid thats confused why they blocked the toilet

1point

Ann Ros'a 9 years ago

I've seen these at The Home Depot & Lowes as well!!

1point

Maureen Mower 9 years ago

They have a restaurant & cafe? I thought they only sold weird furnishings!

1point

Erin Hay 9 years ago

Sadly, people actually do use display toilets...

1point

Ann Ros'a 9 years ago

Mostly kids... They usually can't read the signs.

1point

Nostalgic Hyena 7 years ago

Oh my god.. I once saw this in an Ikea store.

0points

SSBRocks3 9 years ago

Sorry guys, I have to do this- WHAT ARE THOSE!!!!! XD

0points

Michael Gustafson 3 years ago

I'm going to assume toilet covers. Just remove it if you want to use it. The words are just decorative so don't bother reading them.

0points

Hurthsette Williams 9 years ago

Those shoes are awesome

0points

Kai Luke 9 years ago

#DonaldGloverChildhoodNeeds #Weirdo

0points

#25

Pointless Sign

Final score:

117points

POST

Maggie Grover Bacher 9 years ago

what were the recent events?

80points

David Gallagher 9 years ago

Back in 1915, when Oreos were still new, someone loved them so much he bought a big pack of them and hid them behind James Joyce's "Ulysses" because no one was picking it up, and the guy was worried that Oreos might not sell well and disappear. But Oreos did fine, and the owner never returned for them. 100 years later, a user of this library decided to take a plunge and read Joyce. He found the pack of Oreos, opened them and ate one. He was rather generous and went around the library treating other patrons with 100-year-old Oreos (which still smelled and looked just fine!) A little while later, ambulances were called to the library reporting people with "upset stomachs."

47points

Ann Ros'a 9 years ago

Someone was using them as book marks!

2points

Jerry Wijaya 9 years ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=We2oVpZcWbg

2points

Michael Gustafson 3 years ago

I'm assuming crumbs.

0points

Luisa Vasconcelos 9 years ago

Cookies discrimination ???? hahahahahah

1point

PARKER CARLSON 2 years ago

HUH?! I MUST KNOW WHAT THE RECENT EVENTS WERE!

0points

Audrey Rasmussen 4 years ago

huh? what happened? TELL MEEEEE

0points

Carolina Sanchez 9 years ago

I think it was that cookie vs creme Superbowl Oreo commercial.

0points

Albino Squirrel 9 years ago

Oreos in the books! Oreos in the computer systems! Oreos everywhere! Yum yum children eat up

0points

suzanne2086 9 years ago

?

0points

#26

Pointless Sign

Final score:

117points

POST

Maggie Grover Bacher 9 years ago

minor details

45points

Juliana Longatti 9 years ago

this sign is actually a law in my country.... :s lei-do-mes...311020.gif

4points

Faith Elemenohpee 9 years ago

OMG MAGGIE YOU ARE SO SASSY!! YOUR COMMENTS ARE FUNNIER THAN THE SIGNS!

3points

Priyanka Jatan 9 years ago

Ummm was doctor Who here?......

3points

Michel Guntern 9 years ago

If not, it's a long way down.

2points

Daria B 9 years ago

I never ever saw an elevator that opens its doors if it's not there. I thought all elevators were like this.

2points

Luis Felipe 9 years ago

In Brazil all lifts have this sign by law. Seriously.

2points

Livia Carlson 9 years ago

Recently in Brooklyn a woman opened the elevator doors and not noticing the elevator was not there walked forward, pushing a stroller, and her 6-week old baby fell down 8 flights and died. There had been may complaints filed about this building's elevator not being there before so....

1point

MysticalMan 9 years ago

Always a good idea.

1point

ElinaTheAwesome 9 years ago

Back story please

1point

#27

From New Zealand

Final score:

112points

Erik Rasmussen

POST

The Nerdi Yoshi 9 years ago

I'll put this one my sidewalk... Because I can...

36points

Kaiyan Nageswaran 5 years ago

This is actually kind of important. In 1897 everything was happening. So this place had nothing happening. Impressive.

2points

Daria B 9 years ago

My favourite!! ♥

1point

Michael Gustafson 3 years ago

A nice reminder history doesn't happen everywhere.

0points

Audrey Rasmussen 4 years ago

aals;dkjfalbekj *gibbering* but then why is that there tryna cover up a governmen thing

0points

Jerry Inselberger 9 years ago

I have this in front of my house.

0points

CryBaby 9 years ago

This was supposed important in history

0points

Katinka Min 9 years ago

I LOVE this one!!!

0points

Justyna 9 years ago

funny!

0points

#28

Pointless Sign

Final score:

101points

POST

Silly Sausage 9 years ago

Ayyyy! I live near there!

32points

Maggie Grover Bacher 9 years ago

have you been to the secret bunker?

10points

Jessy Wessy 9 years ago

I really dig your username, Ms. Sausage!

1point

Vilius Kulikauskas 9 years ago

I wonder where is yours so strange name from...? Oh, secret nuclear bunker. :)

1point

Priyanka Jatan 9 years ago

ITS NOT A SECRET ANYMORE!!!!!

4points

Maureen Mower 9 years ago

Not so secret now!!

2points

Tom Mills 9 years ago

it's an ex-government cold war bunker opened to the public as a tourist attraction, hence why its in a brown background

2points

Henry Saravia-Melara 5 years ago

I see a huge panic, people running around a not remembering-hey we got a nuclear bunker

1point

Steve Davies 6 years ago

I've been to that secret nuclear bunker. They don't charge and entry fee but you have to pay to get out. Seriously.

1point

gabiru 9 years ago

not secret anymore!

1point

Michael Gustafson 3 years ago

This sign is useful. Those secret nuclear bunkers are hard to find.

0points

Audrey Rasmussen 4 years ago

Secret? but how if we know

0points

Monika Przymuszala 9 years ago

Awww, my Chelmsford :) but never been to the bunker.

0points

#29

Pointless Sign

Final score:

94points

POST

Jade Starr 9 years ago

I want to hear the back story! :-)

38points

Jayne Junemann 9 years ago

am betting the back story is "this is vandalism"

6points

Socially Awkward 8 years ago

One day, a person was changing their baby's diaper and got startled by a loud noise. They were so startled that they closed it and squished the baby. Now it's haunted by the ghost of a squished baby and they don't want another ghost.

5points

AnnieLaurie Burke 9 years ago

I'm not so sure I want to hear it....

3points

Maureen Mower 9 years ago

Shouldn't that be on the other side of the lid? It's a little late to say it after the lid is closed!!

2points

Michelle Anson 9 years ago

I had heard a story of someone putting a baby in there and closing it -- assuming that there was someone 'inside' that would change the baby... We DO live in a "Drive-thru" nation, but SERIOUSLY????

2points

Matthew Frink 9 years ago

What's with the three faces

1point

Michael Gustafson 3 years ago

The three phases of the reactions of the people who didn't heed the warning.

0points

Albino Squirrel 9 years ago

But why

1point

Tina 9 years ago

Is this serious? O.o

1point

Puddin Tane 9 years ago

Yeah, what happened there?!

0points

#30

Pointless Sign

Final score:

92points

POST

Jade Starr 9 years ago

really sure???

35points

Ann Ros'a 9 years ago

"Absolutely!!!"

4points

Le Box of Shame 5 years ago

you can see the stains of the backstory

3points

Kat Blak 9 years ago

you can see pee on it XD

1point

Maureen Mower 9 years ago

LMAO - I love that they answered!!

1point

firegirl 21 9 years ago

i think i know the backstory...

1point

Albino Squirrel 9 years ago

Lol

1point

Manny Heffley 2 years ago

loll

0points

Michael Gustafson 3 years ago

If they don't want you to use it as a urinal, they would've provided an actual urinal.

0points

Michael Gustafson 3 years ago

Tiny print: Are you really sure?

0points

Audrey Rasmussen 4 years ago

Really cause i think you gotta double check

0points

#31

Pointless Sign

Final score:

91points

POST

Maggie Grover Bacher 9 years ago

that sounds like a dare to me

79points

Sammy Law 9 years ago

Hahahahahahaha ohhh the visualization! I wish I was there for it.

3points

Ruby Luna 4 years ago

Challenge accepted *HIMYM*

2points

Yanah 9 years ago

Ewwww...how about this sign: Never Bring Food Into the Bathroom!!!

2points

Celina Beach 9 years ago

That sounds like an excellent way to warm up cold popcorn! WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THIS!

2points

Puddin Tane 9 years ago

Oh, please, please, please, can I?

2points

Kaiyan Nageswaran 5 years ago (edited)

Why not? Edit: and why would you have popcorn in the bathroom in the 1st place?

1point

TheEASZone 9 years ago

I take that as a challenge.

1point

Teresa Stockroske 9 years ago

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

1point

Annie Christopher 9 years ago

hahaha would be funny to see though

1point

#32

Pointless Sign

Final score:

85points

POST

Suzannah Corkill 9 years ago

Ha, ha, ha, no please try!! :D

35points

Katie O'Brien 9 years ago

Why is the spike above the sign brown...... xD

11points

Socially Awkward 8 years ago

I'd say it's either poop or dried blood.

1point

Miriam Rauthing 9 years ago

What if the backstory here is that someone managed to put his or her legs between the spikes and then got stuck?

4points

Benny Lava 9 years ago

That middle one looks sat on.

4points

Lilya 9 years ago

YOU CANT TELL ME WHAT TO DO *Sits on fence* *Ambulance noise*

3points

OdangaUsagi 9 years ago

Is that why that one is brown?! ;)

3points

Michel Guntern 9 years ago

The spikes can give you piercings you may not want.

1point

sebaschan 9 years ago

driving home a point

1point

Michelle Anson 9 years ago

A very *ahem* pointed piece of advice.

1point

Manny Heffley 2 years ago

but why? it looks so comfortable

0points

#33

Pointless Sign

Final score:

83points

POST

Daria B 9 years ago

Wh-what is that red thing on the bottom? This is where males are supposed to pee, right? I hope, for the sake of someone's health that it's just the toilette design...

23points

Maureen Mower 9 years ago

Maybe it's for aiming? You know, like a dart board - the closer to the center that you get, the more points? lol

5points

Michelle Brown 9 years ago

Urinal cake and drain.... really?

3points

Ruan van Tonder 9 years ago

It's a splash guard.

2points

$copper-fractions avatar$

Tiny Dynamine 9 years ago

It's just one of those rubber discs with holes in to stop other stuff blocking the plug.

2points

Matthew Norton 4 years ago

That's probably that urinal pad that is sometimes put in urinals

1point

prevent the toast 6 years ago

its a filter, urinals can't flush down anything other than pee so it makes it easier to clean if some dingbat decides to flush toilet paper...

1point

The person leveling NYC 9 months ago

Urinal cake

0points

Michael Gustafson 3 years ago

It's just one of those red mats people put down.

0points

TheEASZone 9 years ago

I'm not sure why it's there, but it's in all small urinals. It's not always red, though.

0points

Puddin Tane 9 years ago

A urinal cake?

0points

Ian Bodey 9 years ago

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Lilya 9 years ago

God that is scary...

1point

Maureen Mower 9 years ago

Eeewwww!!!

1point

Albino Squirrel 9 years ago

Lolol

1point

Michael Gustafson 3 years ago

Strange thing to put above a water fountain.

0points

Ann Ros'a 9 years ago

"...it doesn't taste like what you might think!"

0points

Puddin Tane 9 years ago

That's just plain nasty! To think what people must've been doing to bring that about.

0points

Laura Rouyer 9 years ago

Or wash your hands and face in it.

0points

Tricia Ferrell 9 years ago

Whoops

0points

Fatihatul Muali 9 years ago

What???

0points

Lizzy van Amstel-Schenderling

#34

We're The Carp

Final score:

80points

POST

Mimi Greenberg 9 years ago

Low IQ carp.

23points

AnnieLaurie Burke 9 years ago

No, low-IQ hoomins.

3points

Raptor 3 years ago

Am I right in thinking these are low IQ koi carp?

0points

Michael Gustafson 3 years ago

Those carp need a better education. It's we're all dead.

0points

Ian Bodey 9 years ago

No low IQ Humans like you....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-2points

Maureen Mower 9 years ago

Awww - poor fishies. Coins are to be thrown in fountains anyway - not ponds.

2points

Sara Salem 9 years ago

Then we all dead.....we are all in this together

2points

Nostalgic Hyena 7 years ago

Then.. we all dead!

0points

Konstantinos Theodoridis 9 years ago

like the saying: money don't bring happiness

0points

#35

People Who Cant Read!

Final score:

79points

Richard Woo

POST

tsuki nercua 9 years ago

That's a one detailed explanation. XD

37points

TheEASZone 9 years ago

Dang it, you foiled my excellent plan, sign!

2points

Michael Gustafson 3 years ago

You should've thought ahead. Be illiterate and they can't use the 'we had a sign' defense.

0points

Michel Guntern 9 years ago

I rest my case.

2points

Maureen Mower 9 years ago

Good point!!

2points

jtravors 9 years ago

Must be in the US. The land where everyone sues.

2points

Henry Saravia-Melara 5 years ago

I wonder what is behind that

0points

JEFF THE KILLER 9 years ago

u lost me at please

0points

jtravors 9 years ago

must be in the USA. A land where everyone sues.

-1point

#36

Pointless Sign

Final score:

78points

POST

Gina Guerra 9 years ago

what?

42points

Cassie Williams 9 years ago

Don't stick the gas pump up your backside. 0.o

7points

Tina 9 years ago

my thought exactly haha

3points

TheEASZone 9 years ago

It means "Do nor shove gas pump up your a*s." I'm pretty sure I don't want to know why this was put up...

2points

Taryn Wallace 9 years ago

Apparently I've been doing it wrong my whole life......

3points

Ann Ros'a 9 years ago

WHO THE HELL DID THIS THE FIRST TOME TO PROPMPT THE SIGN TO BE PRINTED!!!!????!!!!

3points

Maureen Mower 9 years ago

I do NOT want to know why this sign is needed!!

3points

Michel Guntern 9 years ago

Don't fill yourself with petrol.

2points

Michel Guntern 9 years ago

Use diesel.

2points

Kaiyan Nageswaran 5 years ago

Gas goes in, gas comes out. Sorry coudn’t resist. :)

1point

Kittycat1657 8 years ago

who actually did this to put up THIS sign

1point

Harlan Bleiler 8 years ago

Gotta be a sign in Russia!

1point

massarlr 9 years ago

I'm afraid to know what happend here...

1point

Michelle Brown 9 years ago

I have no words....

1point

#37

Pointless Sign

Final score:

75points

POST

tsuki nercua 9 years ago

Really?

17points

Michel Guntern 9 years ago

I hope they're not salted.

1point

Annie Christopher 9 years ago

Who would have thought it? lol

1point

PARKER CARLSON 2 years ago

no way that's crazy

0points

Its Me 3 years ago

No way! I thought peanuts were made of Carrots!

0points

TheEASZone 8 years ago

Oh gee, Peanuts contain peanuts! I never would have guessed!

0points

Matthew Frink 9 years ago

Is that so?

0points

Clever Fool 9 years ago

One would hope so.

0points

#38

Pointless Sign

Final score:

69points

POST

Diana CrunChewy Watson 9 years ago

But scalding my digits is how I wake up!

25points

Michael Gustafson 3 years ago

Ow.

0points

Michel Guntern 9 years ago

Use your shoe.

0points

#39

Pointless Sign

Final score:

68points

POST

Cara Sexton 9 years ago

I had a woman refuse to buy an organic mattress because I couldn't guarantee that it had *never* been touched by sheets or clothing that were not also organic. Sigh.

52points

Diana CrunChewy Watson 9 years ago

What the heck is an organic mattress?

9points

John 9 years ago

You know, because standard bread is mostly plastic and poison...

6points

Daria B 9 years ago

My thoughts exactly. What does "organic" even mean when it comes to food?! That it has a fancy "natural looking" package? All food is organic....

0points

Amaranthim Talon 9 years ago

"organic status.. will be compromised" Oh this world..

2points

Jim Scurrah 9 years ago

Cross crumbtamination

1point

Natalie Blenkhorn 9 years ago

Pretentious much?!

1point

Lyn Shiels 9 years ago

So stop being so precious or slice your own bread.

1point

Potato 9 years ago

Kill those clients with fire...

1point

João Eiras 9 years ago

Thank you Whole Paycheck for making peple dumber.

0points

#40

Pointless Sign

Final score:

68points

POST

Sammy Law 9 years ago

Meanwhile in Canada....

65points

Mumma Ziz 9 years ago

This isn't stupid! A moose actually walked into the hospital! Funny, but not stupid!!!

5points

Michael Gustafson 3 years ago

Maybe it needed a doctor.

0points

TheEASZone 9 years ago

I bet this is from Canada

3points

TheEASZone 8 years ago

Or Alaska

1point

Evelina Karlsson 8 years ago

Sam Winchester what did you do?! x'D

1point

Michael Gustafson 3 years ago

It could've been his brother.

0points

Veronica Vatter 9 years ago

Supernatural!

1point

Ann Ros'a 9 years ago

You idget!!!

1point

Michael Gustafson 3 years ago

This is discrimination. A moose has every right to use a business just like everyone else.

0points

Evelina Karlsson 8 years ago

Omg! x'D

0points

Matthew Frink 9 years ago

I MOOSEt know what happened!

0points

#41

Pointless Sign

Final score:

57points

POST

Lucy Bartash 9 years ago

What the... That's a freaking Cactuar!! cactuarFou...c5-png.jpg

33points

Daria B 9 years ago

Yay! I had exactly the same thought as yours!!!! Playing FF9 lately. ♥ I love you!

7points

Michelle Brown 9 years ago

Maybe they should remove pole...?

2points

Michael Gustafson 3 years ago (edited)

Then what would keep the sign up? The sign can't just float there. In seriousness, the pole is probably there to prevent people from driving on the plants.

0points

Maureen Mower 9 years ago

This one is actually useful... unless the pole is painted, it's hard to see when looking thru the rear view mirror!!

0points

Michael Gustafson 3 years ago

In winter, that pole would likely be buried but the sign could still be seen..

0points

JEFF THE KILLER 9 years ago

i didnt see it....

0points

#42

Pointless Sign

Final score:

52points

POST

Priyanka Jatan 9 years ago

Looks at it, then realizes it's too late....

11points

TheEASZone 8 years ago

Yeah, they'd need this is the Timbers or Whitecaps were coming to town, since their balls go flying everywhere.

2points

Michel Guntern 9 years ago

Fulham players can't hit the goal.

1point

Maureen Mower 9 years ago

One would hope so...

1point

Michael Gustafson 3 years ago

What? Then, looks up and gets hit.

0points

Rory Macmanus 7 years ago

That's what she said.

0points

Kanishka Rajawansha 9 years ago

and players on flying broomsticks..

0points

#43

Pointless Sign

Final score:

49points

POST

Mimi Greenberg 9 years ago

But we now sell beer & wine.

34points

Jessy Wessy 9 years ago

LOL!!

0points

Maggie Grover Bacher 9 years ago

how narrow minded.

6points

meow point1 5 years ago

Reminds me of The Simpsons when Bart writes, "Coffee is not for kids".

2points

Maureen Mower 9 years ago

You'd think the'd encourage it... to keep the kids awake in math class. ;)

2points

Lyn Shiels 9 years ago

Some parent got after the drug dealers at the school canteen

1point

Michael Gustafson 3 years ago (edited)

Great. Now how am I suppose to get coffee?

0points

#44

Pointless Sign

Final score:

49points

POST

Maggie Grover Bacher 9 years ago

Michael was here

20points

Jessy Wessy 9 years ago

LoL!

1point

Robert Bailey 9 years ago

But the no is in the no sign. So that means yes.

5points

Jessy Wessy 9 years ago

LoL!

0points

Molly Tallmadge 7 years ago

NO!

2points

Lilya 9 years ago

I love dat aggressiveness, NO!

2points

Michelle Brown 9 years ago

How Not to Parent, by MJ *diagrams included

1point

Sophie Colverson 9 years ago

I've actually seen parents do this! D=

1point

Ralphaskenazi 7 years ago

??

0points

Nova Sniperr 9 years ago

Because Harambe's brother will die too.

0points

#45

Pointless Sign

Final score:

48points

POST

Brix-TX 9 years ago

This actually a play on Lonesome Dove, and a sign of cleverness, not stupidity

15points

Carl Franklin 7 years ago

They forgot the apostrophe in don’t. Sadness.

1point

Michael Gustafson 3 years ago

They rented it.

0points

Lilya 9 years ago

No

1point

Amaranthim Talon 9 years ago

Damn.. I was so hoping!

1point

Michael Gustafson 3 years ago

Well, what do you rent?

0points

JEFF THE KILLER 9 years ago

RU SURE!!!!!

0points

#46

Pointless Sign

Final score:

46points

POST

Diana CrunChewy Watson 9 years ago

They'll pee anywhere, wont they?

24points

Patrick Bateman 8 years ago

Jealous much b***h?

1point

Michael F. 9 years ago

Excuse me, I need to use the Ticket Office.

2points

Ralphaskenazi 7 years ago

Seriously??

1point

TheEASZone 8 years ago

Well, where else am I supposed to go? To the room labeled "men's restroom"?

1point

Michael Gustafson 3 years ago

Don't be silly. The men's room is where I buy my tickets.

0points

Michael Gustafson 3 years ago

Then why am I buying a ticket if it's not to use the bathroom?

0points

#47

Visitors...?!

Final score:

46points

Pacifico Fernandez

POST

Jade Starr 9 years ago

aww! this sign kills all the fun! :-P

20points

Michael Gustafson 3 years ago

All the fun? They didn't exclude playing with dangerous weapons.

1point

Lauren Southwood 9 years ago

I like the children part.... Feel free to drug deal to adults then.. Lol

4points

Michael Gustafson 3 years ago

They're consenting?

0points

That Guy 5 years ago

Algerian font (Sorry)

2points

Socially Awkward 8 years ago

I would hope people wouldn't need to look at that sign to know that...

1point

Michel Guntern 9 years ago

Don't sell your children.

1point

Michael Gustafson 3 years ago

That is not one of their rules. Neither is selling people in general, apparently.

0points

Michael Gustafson 3 years ago

Can we add no making out in public too? We don't need to see that.

0points

Michelle Brown 9 years ago

Where is this place....it must have had a lot of fun visitors at one point. With rules like this, one vaca spot I'd like to avoid.

-2points

Stanimira Deleva (Submission author) 9 years ago

it is Uvita, Costa Rica

2points

#48

Italy Is A Step Above In The Technologies???? At Least Wifi There Should Remain Gluten Free

Final score:

45points

Polina Goremykina

POST

Aimee Elizabeth 9 years ago

oh thank heavens, I've been searching for gluten free wifi!

35points

Lauren Southwood 9 years ago

Yes but may contain nuts... Lol

6points

PandaPooch 9 years ago

What about organic wifi?

3points

Michael Gustafson 3 years ago

They have organic and free range wifi.

0points

Samuel Jay Brown 9 years ago

Still don't have vegan wifi :'(

2points

massarlr 9 years ago

It's so hard to find gluten free wifi *sighs*

2points

Maureen Mower 9 years ago

LOL

1point

Michael Gustafson 3 years ago

Good. I hate gluten in my wifi.

0points

#49

Being Precise

Final score:

45points

Helga Hejny

POST

Aino Manner 9 years ago

soooo tampons are ok?

36points

Jessy Wessy 9 years ago

LoL!

1point

Carol Stephen 9 years ago

Where will I flush my dreams then? And my backlog of hopes?

3points

PandaPooch 9 years ago

Apparently someone was going through a mid-life crisis.

2points

4 years ago

Where am I gonna put my hopes and dreams?

1point

5 years ago

so can you flush your ex?

1point

JEFF THE KILLER 9 years ago

drops sweater in the toilet

1point

Michael Gustafson 3 years ago

They check the list. "You're okay."

0points

Michael Gustafson 3 years ago

So I guess my sweater would be okay then? Actually, a girlfriend's sweater would work too. It does specify ex.

0points

Harley Osborne 7 years ago

I think these are on Virgin trains.

0points

#50

Pointless Sign

Final score:

44points

POST

Diana CrunChewy Watson 9 years ago

2 molecules per cluster, as a matter of fact.

36points

Patrick Bateman 8 years ago

That's two ATOMS per molecule dumbass.

2points

Michel Guntern 9 years ago

Even though water also contains oxygen, don't breathe it in.

2points

Wulfur 9 years ago

2 atoms per molecule! I don't even think theer is a hydrogen molecule

0points

Craig Reynolds 9 years ago

The do know what the H2 in H2O means right?

6points

Melissa Green 9 years ago

Heavy water, technically not water. It is H3O, and is not safe to drink or swim in.

1point

Michael Gustafson 3 years ago

No, it's still H2O but it has a superscripted 2 above the H. H3O would imply that the molecule has three hydrogen atoms which it doesn't.

0points

Socially Awkward 8 years ago

Well, that's why it's called h20, isn't it?

0points

#51

Any Other Vehicle Is Fine Though...

Final score:

43points

Sophie Dennis

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Diana CrunChewy Watson 9 years ago

It's not as fun as it sounds.

16points

Michel Guntern 9 years ago

You will pay for the damage.

2points

Joval Mangalan 7 years ago

what is a lorry?

0points

#52

Pointless Sign

Final score:

41points

POST

Scott Joseph 9 years ago

It's probably a sign at a hotel in a beach resort where people fish and bring back the fish to clean, fillet, and cook them. They don't want the mess or smell in the room. Not much funny about this one.

18points

Lilya 9 years ago

Party pooper

0points

Mimi Greenberg 9 years ago

Really? I thought it was the George V boutique hotel in Paris.

2points

Ashley Doherty 9 years ago

I have no words...?

2points

Michael Gustafson 3 years ago

Where am I suppose to clean them? The hot tub?

0points

Sherry Meow 9 years ago

I guess that sign is somewhere in Asia ;-)

0points

#53

Pointless Sign

Final score:

36points

POST

Lauren Southwood 9 years ago

Drier burn clothes.... I did it when I was 6

10points

Lawrence Lamb 9 years ago

So, no fluffing out my pubes?

4points

Dina Chaya Rubin 8 years ago

Maybe there is someone who dryed his d**k?

2points

Puddin Tane 9 years ago

And I was just about to blow dry my hair!

2points

massarlr 9 years ago

What would you dry instead?

1point

Samuel Mellow 9 years ago

; )

1point

#54

Pointless Sign

Final score:

35points

POST

Tomek Sztuk 9 years ago

And what is the purpose of this notice informing about itself? Could anybody explain? Because now it looks to me like one of the dumbest things I've EVER seen

44points

Ciera Driver 9 years ago

It's to insure that the vending machine owner is paying sales tax.

9points

The person leveling NYC 9 months ago

So people can’t make money

0points

Lauren Southwood 9 years ago

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John 9 years ago

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gedwards1 9 years ago

how would you know the number to report the notice not being there?

4points

Maureen Mower 9 years ago

If the sign is not on the machine, how is anyone supposed to get the number so they can claim the reward?

2points

Alyssa Barnes 9 years ago

Law requires a notice that gives you a number to report if there is no notice. But if there is no notice to give you the number, you won't know who to call.. hmmm....

1point

Justyna 9 years ago

if you don't see this notice, report it :D ha ha

1point

Michael Gustafson 3 years ago

So steal the sign and report it missing.

0points

Carol Stephen 9 years ago

Who's on First?

0points

#55

Really

Final score:

34points

Jamie Sims

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PaintingSparrow 9 years ago

*enters*

22points

Nova Sniperr 9 years ago

THIS IS THE POLICE! COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP!

3points

Jessy Wessy 9 years ago

LoL, rebel!

1point

Michael Gustafson 3 years ago

Sigh.

0points

TheEASZone 9 years ago

F**k you, sign, I'm going in anyway

2points

Kittycat1657 8 years ago

soooooo this way?

1point

Ahn Pearl Alfonso 9 years ago

it says do not enter and do not exit and for emergency only..in case of emergency you have to stop and think twice about it and getting all that mess out of your way

1point

Ridvan Pilott (Huskie) 3 years ago

Something's telling me I shouldn't enter this one...

0points

Michael Gustafson 3 years ago

In fairness, Exit is in big print but the rest isn't. I'm also wondering how many times this happened before it became the last time.

0points

Henry Saravia-Melara 5 years ago

"Emergercy only"

0points

Kat Blak 9 years ago

"LAST WARNING" I suspect a trap...

0points

Michael Gustafson 3 years ago

The trap is that there is no exit. By the time people realize it, it's too late.

0points

Maureen Mower 9 years ago

I'd probably go down a couple of steps... just to see what they were keeping everyone away from. ;)

0points

JEFF THE KILLER 9 years ago

*enters* how did i get down here???

0points

#56

#21

Final score:

30points

Su Anne

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John 9 years ago

Coconut trees are actually pretty dangerous. People get killed by them pretty regularly.

37points

$copper-fractions avatar$

Tiny Dynamine 9 years ago

By the trees? ;)

1point

Magdalina777 7 years ago

I think I've read that more people actually die annually from being hit by a falling coconut than from being bitten/eaten by sharks. Maybe they should make that a theme of next horror movie instead of poor sharks or something :P

1point

Michael Gustafson 3 years ago

I imagine someone would be offended by a movie called The Coconut.

0points

Hachi Ko 9 years ago

Big problem here in Costa Rica. People don't look up. It can kill you.

1point

Pimyada Phongsuwaphat 9 years ago

I was park my car under the coconut tree. A coconut fell and broke my windshield.

1point

Mimi Greenberg 9 years ago

That means you, Keith Richards.

1point

Diana CrunChewy Watson 9 years ago

I'm certain the coconut would swerve away from Keith and somehow kill Leonard Cohen.

0points

Bill Cipher 1 year ago

THE COCONUT NUT IS A GIANT NUT IF YOU EAT TOO MUCH, YOU'LL GET VERY FAT NOW, THE COCONUT NUT IS A BIG, BIG NUT BUT THIS DELICIOUS NUT IS NOT A NUT

0points

Michael Gustafson 3 years ago

Wait? Beware of coconut? So if the one misses me, I'm good.

0points

TheEASZone 9 years ago

Hawaiian sign?

0points

#57

#65

Final score:

30points

Zaid Adham

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Diana CrunChewy Watson 9 years ago

Where???

31points

Candace Formosa 9 years ago

China probably, based on the simplified Chinese and bad spacing.

1point

Michael Gustafson 3 years ago

I think the river is behind those buildings. We may need to cross this stream of water to find it though.

0points

Jessy Wessy 9 years ago

Hahah!

0points

Maureen Mower 9 years ago

Really? I had no idea!!

2points

Lorraine 9 years ago

The Chinese pretty much says "Be cautious when nearing river".

1point

Sarah Bell 5 years ago

Might be lost in translation

0points

genevieve oconnell 9 years ago

Please take care to fall in the river. Sign near my home

0points

Michael Gustafson 3 years ago

So you want people floating in the river?

0points

#58

Do Not Taunt

Final score:

26points

Jamie Sims

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Lucy Bartash 9 years ago

*too

12points

Lilya 9 years ago

Idiot.

1point

Marsbar 9 years ago

o wait :P

1point

Marsbar 9 years ago

*to

0points

Krystal Buuck 9 years ago

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Tora Wookiee Macaw 9 years ago

Please note: Feeding yourself to an alligator is also illegal.

1point

Michael Gustafson 3 years ago

Well, there goes my vacation plans.

0points

Tracy Baparam 9 years ago

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Lawrence Lamb 9 years ago

The second line should be "Don't get too close to them". The first 'to' should be 'too'.

3points

#59

Wildlife

Final score:

25points

Jamie Sims

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Diana CrunChewy Watson 9 years ago

Describes my college perfectly.

29points

Amaranthim Talon 9 years ago

Animal House

2points

Pamela Allen 9 years ago

Probably talking about SigmaNu!

1point

#60

Guess I'll Have To Go Buy A Drink From The Vending Machine

Final score:

22points

PaperCranes

POST

massarlr 9 years ago

.....Why is there a need for the sign in the first place?

14points

TheEASZone 9 years ago

To attempt to warn the dog-humans?

2points

Maureen Mower 9 years ago

Seriously, where - and by whom - are these people being raised that they would consider drinking from a toilet (no matter how "clean" it may look) in the first place?

3points

Maisy B. 9 years ago

Yeah, that's why you shouldn't drink from there...

2points

Michael Gustafson 3 years ago

Well, that water is reclaimed.

0points

#61

Caution: Lions Are Dangerous

Final score:

22points

laurenaimeejones123

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Maureen Mower 9 years ago

They should have put a picture of a lion... just to be sure. ;)

8points

Socially Awkward 8 years ago

Really? I was going to get one for a pet!

2points

The person leveling NYC 9 months ago

NAHHHH REALLY

0points

PARKER CARLSON 2 years ago

oh... that's why one mauled me after I hit it

0points

massarlr 9 years ago

NO DUH!

0points

sebaschan 9 years ago

that's so obvious. who needs this sign to tell them. any way how would you even end up near a lion in the first place.

1point

#62

Pointless Sign

Final score:

21points

POST

John Wong 9 years ago

that's for the benefit of those who might go to that post because they knew there was a phone there ... once before ... I guess they also decided it would be cheaper to create a whole lot of generic weather-proof signs for putting up on the posts of decommissioned rail station phones, instead of individualising them, and just printing the new locations on a paper poster indoors.

5points

Tora Wookiee Macaw 9 years ago

WAIT.......What???

1point

Michael Gustafson 3 years ago

This sign isn't so helpful when the station information poster is missing.

0points

#63

There's Water At The Beach?

Final score:

20points

Jilly Bean

POST

Shauday Smith 9 years ago

Beware: Ocean ahead.

16points

Tora Wookiee Macaw 9 years ago

Face Palm. I'm now ashamed of my home city.

2points

Michael Gustafson 3 years ago

I see they are kind enough to post lifeguards. Where I live, they just post signs saying 'swim at your own risk.'

0points

JEFF THE KILLER 9 years ago

dont trip over the water either...

0points

#64

A Sign Posted At The Oklahoma County Courthouse Library ....and They Are Serious About It.

Final score:

12points

e_2

POST

Maureen Mower 9 years ago

"Law Library Director"... so people are stuffing cash under their boobs at the LAW LIBRARY?

10points

Suzanne Haigh 4 years ago

Better in the boobs than lower down

2points

Onennon 9 years ago

what about this? *pulls money from underpants*. HELL NAW.

2points

Michael Gustafson 3 years ago

Librarian: That's unsanitary but we'll accept it.

0points

Michael Gustafson 3 years ago

Okay, I can understand sock money but not accepting boob money is totalitarian.

0points

#65

Oh That's Right.

Final score:

7points

Katrina Garcia

POST

That Guy 5 years ago

Wait, what?

1point

Michael Gustafson 3 years ago

Apparently, people were removing the cap of the sanitizer which was unnecessary. They only need to squeeze the bottle. Only surmising.

0points

Maureen Mower 9 years ago

I don't want to consider what made that brown mark on the wall under the sign. Meanwhile - where's the bottle?

1point

Michael Gustafson 3 years ago

The sign didn't say where you had to squeeze the bottle.

0points

#66

Thanx 4 Letting Me Know...

Final score:

6points

MoRotten

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Lærke Rasmussen 9 years ago

Yep, that's Danish all right :) - Toilet and shower :)

13points

Sherry Meow 9 years ago

German too :)

5points

Belle_Panda 7 years ago

Norwegian 😆

1point

Michael Gustafson 3 years ago

Toilet bath makes it sound so much worse. Never was an und so desperately needed.

0points

Jade Starr 9 years ago

Sink Good.

3points

Michael Gustafson 3 years ago

MMM, wash hands.

0points

Onennon 9 years ago

bad! BAD TOILET!

2points

Michael Gustafson 3 years ago

That's why people were trying to use the ticket office. Toilet bad.

0points

Kristina Thortzen 9 years ago

I think that is danish for toilet and bath :-)

2points

Per Thunedborg 9 years ago

Exactely.

0points

Tracy Baparam 9 years ago

In Afrikaans, it means Toilet and bath

1point

Michael Gustafson 3 years ago

Urinal good?

0points

#67

Oh Really?

Final score:

5points

Hal Crompton

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Clever Fool 9 years ago

It better contain fish...

5points

Patrick Bonacoscia 6 years ago

It's all about avoiding costly lawsuits.

1point

Michael Gustafson 3 years ago

Contains fish. I hope so.

0points

Maureen Mower 9 years ago

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Abigail S 4 years ago

*shellfish.

0points

#68

Math Problems...

Final score:

5points

Guy Lajeunesse

POST

Guy Lajeunesse (Submission author) 9 years ago

Thanks for the math lesson Walmart!

17points

Michael Gustafson 3 years ago

In fairness, they could be different offers. I've been to stores where they won't give you the discount unless you buy, in this case, 4. So clarifying that it's only 2 means you only have to purchase half the stated amount.

0points

Maureen Mower 9 years ago

So let's see... if I buy 2 for $5, twice... isn't that still 4 for $10? What school did they go to?

1point

Maureen Mower 9 years ago

PS - it doesn't matter anyway, because the computer does the price per unit. Like when they sell something as 10 for $10 - you don't have to buy 10 of that item to get that price... you could buy 3 and they'll just be $1 each.

1point

Jorge Crespo 9 years ago

That actually makes sense. If the unit costs, for example, 3$, and the promotion is "4 for 10$", then 3 would cost 9$ while if the promotion is 2 for 5$, then 3 would cost 8$. Its different.

1point

The person leveling NYC 9 months ago

They’re the same thing lollll

0points

Socially Awkward 8 years ago

It's the same thing!!!!!

0points

Alexis 9 years ago

You don't say? Thanks for telling me math a 2nd grader could do.

0points

#69

Celeriac Warning

Final score:

2points

Pauline Jones

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Michael Gustafson 3 years ago

A loose celeriac is better than no celeriac.

-1point

#70

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#70

Lost In Translation. As The Watch :)

Final score:

-6points

Ciprian Apetrei

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Mayerhofer Bettina 9 years ago

yes, it's neither americain, nor english - it's french and french pigeon-english

4points

Michael Gustafson 3 years ago

It does get the point across, however.

0points

Maureen Mower 9 years ago

Don't watch the beach? Don't watch the ocean? Don't watch the people on the beach? Don't watch... the birds, the fish, the clouds, your iPad? ___ Seems they left out some details!

0points

Michael Gustafson 3 years ago

Have you ever been to a beach? No one is watching the beach. You know, go ahead with the swim.

0points

Anthony O'hara 9 years ago

I've heard the way American's speak, believe me, it's not English.

-1point

Michael Gustafson 3 years ago

This is clearly not an American sign. The first half should've given it away.

0points

Kristin Evans 9 years ago

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Cherie Danielle 9 years ago

It's called English love.

3points

Michał Danik 9 years ago

In my country (Poland), once i encountered a menu in restaurant where they had "wina" (wines) translated as guilt for english customers. (Wina means both wines and guilt in polish).

2points

Pete Caprani 9 years ago

non-American? are you for real

0points

#71

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#71

Please Dont Piss In The Bin, It Doesnt Reflect Well On You As A Person

Final score:

-8points

Pete Caprani

POST

Victoria Rey Piuma 9 years ago

Please don't urinate in the waste basket. This will not give a good image of yourself

18points

Uğur Önder Bozkurt 9 years ago

no translation?

2points

Arend Kant 9 years ago

Please don´t urinate in the paper bin. That doesn´t leave a good image of your person.

2points

Maureen Mower 9 years ago

I don't think that those who do this are really concerned with their image. If they were, they wouldn't be so drunk they can't tell the difference between a trash bin and a toilet/urinal.

1point

Hermione Quinn 9 years ago

Why does this havr -7 likes just because they don't speak Spanish doesn't mean it is not funny

0points

Michael Gustafson 3 years ago

It's not funny if you can't understand it.

0points

#72

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#72

Oh No !!!

Final score:

-10points

Ravinder Singh

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JEFF THE KILLER 9 years ago

* stops* dammit * turns around and keeps running*

4points

Michael Gustafson 3 years ago

Awkward. I was looking for the end point for males.

0points

#73

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#73

Being Precise

Final score:

-10points

Helga Hejny

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Maureen Mower 9 years ago

Duplicate image... the other one placed better, lol.

4points

Onennon 9 years ago

please don't flush.

-1point

#74

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#74

Point 4:

Final score:

-18points

Sere

POST

Lærke Rasmussen 9 years ago

Translation, please?

8points

Elizabeth Krijgsman 9 years ago

My Italian is almost nonexistent, but it means roughly, Rules of Behavior in the Pool for Swimmers: no smoking, no eating or drinking, no fighting, no sex. Those who break these rules may be barred.

7points

Maureen Mower 9 years ago

Hmmm... I don't know Italian, but I can guess at some of this: >>"Rules of Behavior in Water & on Beach" (Rego - rules, Comportamente - comportment/behavior, "aqua" - water & I'm guessing re "beach). >>> 1 - No Smoking (Fumare) >>> 2 - No consuming drinks/food (consumare, bevande (beverage), leaving "cibi" as food based on logic)... >>> 3 - no idea what "Schiamazzi" might be... >>> 4 - No "effusive" lovemaking (amorose - love) - so ok to kiss, hold hands, hug - but no bump & grinding, lol ___ Remember, I'm just guessing. We need a real Italian to know for sure!

0points

Maureen Mower 9 years ago

I translated the heading too... apparently these rules are only for swimming in the water. Which makes sense... most folks don't take their food, drink and smokes into the water with them. I'm not sure about not making noise though... isn't swimming supposed to be fun? ___ I definitely DO understand the caution against "effusioni" lovemaking though, lol!!

0points

Uğur Önder Bozkurt 9 years ago

which idiot post non english stuff in an international (you know what i mean) web site w/o translation?

0points

#75

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#75

That Line Was Big News Once

Final score:

-24points

Vasileios Sokalis

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PaintingSparrow 9 years ago

That looks very offensive not saying it is

15points

blugeagua 9 years ago

No it's definitely offensive. Sexist and stupid.

15points

Maisy B. 9 years ago

This is incredibly sexiest...

3points

Tessa Plattner 9 years ago

Well, the category is "Signs That Humanity is Devolving".........

3points

Michael Gustafson 3 years ago

Does this say a lot about Indonesia?

0points

Lillie Miller 5 years ago

SEXIST!!!!! >=( IM A WOMEN

0points

Socially Awkward 8 years ago

I hate this sexist c**p!

0points

Maureen Mower 9 years ago

Anyone who gave me that sweater to wash would find it shredded and strewn across the lawn in the shape of an arrow that pointed to the rest of his clothing... waiting on the curb by his car!

0points

Onennon 9 years ago

holy s**t salvo, i see a lawsuit coming!

0points