If you need any proof that mankind is regressing as a species then, well, you probably need to pay more attention to the world. Take a look at these signs for instance, compiled by Bored Panda. They shouldn't need to exist. But they do. Why? Because humans are getting stupider, that's why. Well, either that or sign-makers are getting funnier. Perhaps it's a bit of both. Who knows. Whatever the truth of the matter, all we know is that they're pretty funny. And as long as we have our sense of humor then there is surely hope for mankind. Although Darwin might disagree.
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This is a good sign. It warns off people who might want a quick suicide.
If it doesn't contain peanuts, I'm gettin' angry.
Load More Replies...Just in case someone who is allergic to them doesn't know what a peanut LOOKS like.
My mom saw an article about a kid that kept getting sick at school. They found out his mom was making him PB&J sandwiches. He's sensitive to nuts but SHE DIDN'T KNOW PEANUT BUTTER CONTAINS PEANUTS... People just refuse to think these days - at all!!!
I worked at the store selling peanuts and they came to us in the boxes with huge writing "MAY CONTAIN PEANUTS"
Are you serious? thanks for telling me i really couldn't tell >.<
From the font and colour scheme, I'd say this another work of genius from Jeff Wysaski (Obvious Plant)
*Gasp!* How could I have known that peanuts contain peanuts?! This would have been chaos if that sign were not there! People allergic to peanuts wouldn't have known!!😱
I had that same sticker on my toilet tank because it was funny, not because we actually wanted to dive in.
This sign is probably smarter as most signs saying 'Max height: xxx' ....
Maybe the sign should read, "Please stay away from the balcony when drunk/stoned."
This notice should be placed at a whole lot of places! I see far too many parents forcing their children to do something.
I had a woman refuse to buy an organic mattress because I couldn't guarantee that it had *never* been touched by sheets or clothing that were not also organic. Sigh.
It's probably a sign at a hotel in a beach resort where people fish and bring back the fish to clean, fillet, and cook them. They don't want the mess or smell in the room. Not much funny about this one.
And what is the purpose of this notice informing about itself? Could anybody explain? Because now it looks to me like one of the dumbest things I've EVER seen
that's for the benefit of those who might go to that post because they knew there was a phone there ... once before ... I guess they also decided it would be cheaper to create a whole lot of generic weather-proof signs for putting up on the posts of decommissioned rail station phones, instead of individualising them, and just printing the new locations on a paper poster indoors.
"Law Library Director"... so people are stuffing cash under their boobs at the LAW LIBRARY?
The fact that the signs are posted is worrying - who on earth would consider doing some of these things?
I used to work at a hotel with a roof-top restaurant. On multiple occasions, guest would ask: "What floor is the roof on?". True story.
Not whole humanity, only Americans, good luck with Your suing culture...
The fact that the signs are posted is worrying - who on earth would consider doing some of these things?
I used to work at a hotel with a roof-top restaurant. On multiple occasions, guest would ask: "What floor is the roof on?". True story.
Not whole humanity, only Americans, good luck with Your suing culture...