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Lotekguy
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mea culpa. I was 0 for 4. Bet I wasn't the only one.

Sky Render
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Today I learned that you can't spell "subtext" without "buttsex"!

JimSteve
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This reminds me of a Tim Minchin song

any rei
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"You can't spell subtext without (butt)sex" - the supernatural fandom

Arthur Waite
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I did have to look up 'lither' - means 'more lithe'. or really really flexible.

Michael Largey
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It also can mean "deceitful; evil; false; treacherous; sinful, wicked; leading to cruelty, injustice, or wickedness, perverted; of a country: filled with wicked people".

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Riley Quinn
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I play scrambled word games every morning in an attempt to keep dementia away, but I'm not good at this due to dyslexia and bad spelling. When I play along with 8 out of 10 Cats Does Countdown, I have to pause the tv because I take so long. So, I can't express how delighted I was to figure these scrambled words out so quickly. Right up until I found out I hadn't.

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    The Doom Song
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dog sees another dog and thinks "friend???"

    Riley Quinn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, if they're behaving themselves, they shouldn't have anything to worry about.

    Jae
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Great! They'll know where to get donuts!"

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    Rigor Moreno
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You've got a cool Dad Tina! :D

    Pandemonium
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tina needs to clean up this Messi situation

    Cyril Sneer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm using that with my colleague. Thanks

    D. Richard
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one’s going to mention the 175 unread texts?

    Leesa DeAndrea
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess that's the flag of Argentina?

    Caroline Overill
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is funny. You’re a lucky goil. Talk to him.

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    Chicken Nugget
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    volume 9 is actually volume 6 upside down

    David Martin
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mother does a bit of scrapbooking and card making, and ordered a set of letter and number stamps once. She was upset when they arrived and there were stamps for 0 thru 8, but no 9. I gave her a couple minutes to get there by herself before I walked over and said "This is gonna blow your mind; Watch this..."

    Nova Cat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is 100% something I would do myself, lol

    Miracle Max
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why. Are. They. Right. To. Left. !!!!! Aaaagggghhhh!!!

    Aleksandras Tvardauskas
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some languages use right to left writing and their books begin from right and end on left. If this is the case it might be reasonable to sort the books that way. And before you ask, numbers are still written left to right so it is a pain when you write something right to left and then have to insert a longer number left to right. 4 years of studying Hebrew :)

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    Kavin
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let me guess. There are only 8 books in the series?

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    Jill Rhodry
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they don't visit earth because there's nothing here - eg if spaceydudes be say 5 million light years away and look at us they'd see a nearly ice age, I think, and we'd be monkey dudes not yet even using tools

    Riley Quinn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that it would take 200,000 years at the speed of light or 1.9 billion years in NASA's Parker Solar Probe at 394,736mph to get to the other side of our own galaxy, other space travel capable lifeforms in the Milky Way wouldn't waste their time on a volcanic planet covered in water, never mind inquiring minds on other galaxies further away than human comprehension. I know what I just wrote, but my feeble brain doesn't comprehend being in a ship for light years. Sci-fi has always been my favorite genre of books/films, but Star Trek will never be our reality. The only way aliens will ever come to this planet is if they've installed a dodgy GPS that accidently leads them here. And by the time aliens finally get a blip about contemporary Earth, we'll have already destroyed it by the time they get here. Just not a practical flight for an intelligent species.

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    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are two schools of thought. Aliens haven't contacted us because they are not receiving our messages, or aliens haven't contacted us because they are.

    UKGrandad
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We don't know if aliens have visited Earth but we can say for certainty that if they have, they weren't vegans. And how do we know that? Because they'd have told us all about it 😉

    Robert T
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your shadow is the same colour, no matter what colour your skin!

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    Abel
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can play this game: The name is Case. Justin Case.

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's fun! Tim Burr, Jim Nasium, Ron Dough, Bill Yards and Donnie Brooke could join the club. Who's got other nominees? (It just occurred to me that Stu Pidd might be a consideration. )

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    Kerry Fletcher
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How are these 'new' these have been around since the dawn of memes

    Cuppa tea?
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Name's Bond. I'm agent. Like secret agent? No, effing Oriflame.

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    Tomato Smudge
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How it feels when people who only speak English complain about how hard it is to pronounce, say, Irish names or so.

    BrunoVI
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me, at the nurse's office for the fourth time: "Tell her it's not dyslexia. She's my FRENCH teacher."

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    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you through? I think that's enough, though others may have different thoughts about the topic of consistency.

    Dragons Exist
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you open the can with the can opener for me?

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    Xenia Harley
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to teach English as a second language to adults. Once, and student asked me, "What is this word m***a?" They were genuinely stumped. A few other jumped, that yes, they needed to know this word. I proceeded to say, "Oh, like m***a, brotha, fathu?" They said exactly. We spent a little time on regional accents that evening. I told them the actual words, and they were all like, "Oh, that makes sense!"

    Waldie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if the word is legit "motha" then why the fkingly fking fkery is it censored?

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    JimSteve
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm disproportionally irritated by this

    Notme
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I lived in Germany, my street was called Sierichstrasse. A festival of three different ways to pronounce the letter S. It was great fun telling people my address. (And before anyone comes for me, yes I know the double S is technically an ß, but to my non-German ears it’s an S!)

    any rei
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else noticed that English native speaker who never learned a second or third language always think English was a difficult language to learn 🤣

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    Edgar Rops
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I drunk texted my Kung Fu instructor to ask how Chinese dictionary is organised. Had to do extra pushups.

    Jaya
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is actually such a good question though!

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    Pandemonium
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Japanese kanji dictionary has several indexes: Two different types of readings Total stroke count Radical, or common sub-component of the characters

    any rei
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My chinese dictionary as well but I guess that's not a surprise XD

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    Rigor Moreno
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dividing driveway is a lot of help too...

    Joshua Seaman
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As did the firefighters soaking her house and garage, who are the real heroes in this misleading post: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/did-sprinklers-save-house-from-massive-wildfire/

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    Joshua Seaman
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is misleading - the fire department soaked the house and detached garage while the fire was approaching. The lawn being watered may have helped, but the firefighters are the real heroes here. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/did-sprinklers-save-house-from-massive-wildfire/

    Nimitz
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surprisingly this does work, sometimes. Growing up in southern Alberta, Canada, we frequently have forest fires in the mountains and grass fires on the prairies. More than a few times people (especially farmers) have saved their houses by setting up extra sprinklers or even jury rigging irrigation pipes to their houses to save their property

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago

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    Is this better than saying "There goes the neighborhood!" for racial reasons? Discuss.

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    JimSteve
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Some folks are born, born to wave the flag..."

    Paul C.
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hoo, they're red, white and blue And when the band plays "Hail to the chief" Ooh, they point the cannon at you, Lord. # It's one of my favourites.

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    any rei
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm the tech woman in the family and granny called me once because of her mobile phone problems. Took me a moment to realise she had the remote control of the TV in her hand instead of the phone... 🥹

    Lynda Nesbitt
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why it it always assumed seniors can't "do" tech or adapt to anything new? Silly.

    Riley Quinn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Computer stuff has always alluded me. I know enough to get by. Barely. My printer stopped printing. Changed ink. Test. Paper blank. Get help online. Press button Clean Cartridges. Get blank paper. Do 101 suggested things. Still blank paper. Went on Amazon. Ordered new printer. No longer falling further into the rabbit hole.

    Cheryl Cady
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t get this. Could someone please explain? Thanks.

    Robert T
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The helicopters are coming. It is going to be war. Get ready for an onslaught of problems.

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    Jordan Banks
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    im sorry but that is the dumbest tattoo ive seen in a while

    Beachbum
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never get tired of this meme

    Caroline Overill
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m more than enough but I’m trying to get rid of it.

    Benson Parsons Smith
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got a cat instead of going to Prom and getting a girlfriend so I have to agree with the cat here

    Riley Quinn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm content with my tattoos, and the ones I didn't like, I covered. But for newbies, maybe use a sharpie and live with it for a few days. Especially if you're having words tattooed. The mistakes I've personally seen could fill a coffee table book.

    PFD
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn't have got it without the assist from the meme

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    JimSteve
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are the boomers there?

    Luke Branwen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because they relish in that type of "Hahaha I hate my wife marriage is a ball on chain" humor.

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    🇳🇬 Asi Bassey 🇳🇬
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This wolf meme always cracks me up 😆

    Abel
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the dad is talking about the bachelor party 🍻🧨👙😵‍💫

    Lucinda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This had me wheezing, this is not okay.

    Carole G.
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dad is a chip off the boomer block, lol.

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    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If anyone corrects the pronunciation of the dude's name, they're admitting to a crippling humor deficiency. They should receive our pity, rather than disparagement.

    Daune Tullina
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ex knocked the side view mirror off my van, so it was named Vango

    PFD
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor old Vincent van Gogh! / I guess we'll never know / Why the talented van Gogh / Chose to chop his ear off. / One thing's true of van Gogh, / His paintings really rock! / Sing the praises of Mr van Gogh / From mountain top to loch. (Pardon the s****y doggerel, and especially the scansion, I need to go to sleep and can't be arsed to do better right now)

    Marie BellaDonna
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No need for apologies. You've taught me a new word! Thank you!

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    any rei
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh you pronounce only the "Go" part in English?? 😆 Lol

    Abel
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Van Damn the dad jokes! 😅

    steaky
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The "gh" in his name are not silent. His name should be pronounced in a choking way. Still can't believe most people pronounce it like van Go!

    Anthorn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I pity your lacking sense of humor.

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    Menacing Duck
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my microwave is the best math teacher

    Mary Peace
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I started work we did flexi-time recorded with pen & paper. At the end of each day and the end of each week, we had to add up how many hours we had worked, because you could be under or over a certain number of hours a week. Some people tried to add their totals on a calculator, which would have made 100 minutes = one hour.

    any rei
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get it. My microwave counts from 60....

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    Mr. Ping Pong
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry bro, mine are in Greek and Latin!

    Guy Bare
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don Diego De La Vega approves

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    JimSteve
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm Aussie and I can tell you that the spelling is completely wrong. It isn't "Oztraylia" it's " 'Straya"

    William McDonnell
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't read the last two lines. I don't speak Australian. Subtitles would be welcome...

    Dragons Exist
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How was I able to read the upside-down text like regular

    Pandapoo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think most of us can. Though if there were several paragraphs of it, I think I’d get a headache.

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    Riley Quinn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I grew up in a heavily wooded swamp so any method to keep biting insects away was implemented. I was an adult before I found out that the DIY cork hats we wore are famously worn in Australia. The idea to carry a slender branch to flick away the insects probably came from one of the Nat Geo magazines we got.

    eMp Tee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cork hats are not a common sight in Straya and then mostly seen being worn by pink (sunburnt) tourists.

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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just had one made that reads: If you're not invited or making a delivery, you're facing the wrong way.

    pfeils wife
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When we moved to a new place, a friend of ours said: "I was going to get you a huge WELCOME sign as a house warming gift!" And I stopped her and said: "But you know we aren't liars!" 😉

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    Talis
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always good to check, in case it's a different reason today.

    Shelli Aderman
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a mom, I’d probably do the same!

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    HappyBink
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    doggo should be cats... my cats would do this 🙀

    Benson Parsons Smith
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do you mean your cats would do this I would do this.

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    Lost Penny
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, if they have to clarify that, does it mean someone actually did it at some point...?

    Shortstuff
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a melamine tray made in China. The label underneath says "Do not eat this product".

    Mr. Ping Pong
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The box is the best part of the pizza!

    Panda'sMom
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These directions occur because some idjit tried it!

    Riley Quinn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want that to be sarcasm so badly.

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    eric p
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That phone is more indestructible and will last longer than any of those cars

    Kathrin Pukowsky
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I call my phone Nokia. It's actually a Samsung Galaxy, but this baby has so far survived five drops that should've destroyed it, including a plunge in the toilet. It just keeps working.

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    ROSESARERED
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everytime o see a KIA car I think of the acronym killed in action, can't unsee it once someone pointed it out....apologies in advance🙃😄

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    Aleksandras Tvardauskas
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am not sure why people are struggling with this one. It is logical and follows the general rules. Not like "its" and "it's"

    Mary Peace
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People struggle with 'there' and 'their', which is sort of understandable, but "they're" follows the rules.

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    Sigh J
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mind blown, I didn't know Harry ended up with Ron.....

    Jenna Kay
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gonna step off the other replies here and state ... my mom has written several books. I was appalled at one of the deaths she wrote in one of the books, and asked her why?!!! She said, completely flatly, that's the way the story went, I didn't have a choice. I was like 😵 woman you wrote the thing!! But, now that I am much older, and I reread it, I get it.

    Jules
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So... Are we just going to ignore the appalling grammar at the top of the post then??? Just trying to lighten the mood...

    Child of the Stars
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hermione and Ron were fine. Harry should've ended up with Luna and Ginny with Neville.

    Nimitz
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've moved on. I support the actors who all spoke out against J.K.'s b******t, but I'm happy to ignore the universe she created. Let it die

    Emie N.
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope ron was her one true love. Harry was like her brother.

    Kristal
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been saying this about Harry and Hermione forever and said she only put Hermione and Ron together to sell more books cause that's what her audience wanted. People thought I was crazy. HA! In your face haters!

    Sue
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think she just didn't want to write the obvious. Maybe she'll write another later where they cheat on Ron.

    MaximumKarmaSaint
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who could've guessed? A post about J.K Rowling sparking hatred, but what else is new?

    Cooking Panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She wrote the books, then she wrote the fanfics

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    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The proper way to make angle food cake.

    William McDonnell
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What an idiot. It is 180° the OTHER way!!!!

    Robert T
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This joke is ruined for me as 120 degrees in Celcius, Farenheit or Kelvin is still not hot enough to bake a cake!

    Narwhal Blast
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That wasn't for cake, the joke was with lasagna in the oven... not sure about the right temperature though

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    Hans Georg
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bevor war war war, war war ist.

    eric p
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo

    DudeFortitude (He/Him)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two students were taking an English test. One question was about whether it was better to use "had" or "had had" in a sentence. John, while Joe had had "had had", had had "had. "Had had" had had a better effect on the teacher. (Not mine)

    PFD
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Saw a sign once that said "bandb". Took me a moment to realise there should have been spaces between b and and and and and b.

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    Robert T
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes perfect sense to me. After was was was, was will be.

    Pandamonium Pandas Pandie
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thee mor I look at it, the more the word *was* doesn't look like a word

    Thomas Olsen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Far får får får ? nej min søn, får får ikke får, får får lam, Old Danish riddle that means, Dad do sheep get sheep ? no my son, sheep do not get sheep, sheep get lambs, in this case får means both "sheep" and "get"or in the this case it would be understood he meant "gives birth to" (i know ;) ) and the pronunciation is the same, like "Får jeg ?" = "do i get ?" but the sheep "version" is un useable here, (sorry for the crude translation) ;)

    any rei
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are all those English learning memes made by English native speakers? Lol. They are so unrelatable.

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    Rachel Parker
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No tities? How you gonna neuken in de keuken?

    David Beaulieu
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am an American and I work for a Dutch Company and moved in 2022 to an almost all Dutch team. I started trying to learn Dutch. I told them that English and Dutch are all based on one person speaking to 2 illiterate people trying to write down what was being said.

    Robert T
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My favourite word in Dutch is "bezoekers", because visitors are always a little bit crazy!

    Auntriarch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Telefoon is such a Spike Milligan word

    JimSteve
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yay!! Another fan of one of the greatest comedic minds of all time!!

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    Chewie Baron
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone described Dutch being spoken similar to a drunk German trying to speak English!

    Betta Fish
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yup i just changed my phone to dutch and "suggestions" got turned to "suggesties"

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    Trillian
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry but I can't see past this apostrophe.

    Purple light
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which is correct in Dutch as it is used for pronounciation. Fotos has a short second o, foto's a long second o.

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    Sue
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The calculator sounds dangerous!

    Nosirrow
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A clear example of gaslighting is my English teacher insisting I hate German bc of the war and that Dutch is way uglier than German. I can't understand stupid people willingly exposing their stupidity. A dumb argument is not convincing.

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    Kerry Fletcher
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm in IT. So many people just add a digit at the end. We've now made it so you can't do that. The last password I saw was Welcome12345678!!!!!!!!! Oh my God

    Nikolka
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My IT teacher at school told us to create proper passwords. Once he was doing some work on a system in a bank and their password was - bank123 !!!!!!!

    Mary Peace
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was 6 we had a phone in the house. It was joined on to a wire on a plug in the wall, and couldn't be moved anywhere else. If it rang when I was upstairs I always ran downstairs shouting "Coming!"

    Origami Chik3n
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some websites/services require "strong" password. So strong, in fact, that Password123 is weak, but Password123* is, like, the strongest password in the history of mankind.

    "Disembodied voice"
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The worst people with passwords seems to be doctors in my experience, so many password resets.

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    JimSteve
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And at speling to it luks lyke

    Abel
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The love died weeks ago. A lot of them.

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... and spelling.

    Mary Peace
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK, I will ask you again next week, you might be less weak then.

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    Panda'sMom
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's let him get the Darwin Award trophy first.

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    BrunoVI
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it sounds TERRIBLE. (You're referring to the song from Friends, right?)

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    Joe Reaves
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends if he plans on driving a car with a stick shift any time soon. For the sake of the car, tell him before he tries to drive.

    Jenna Kay
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I literally just checked every pattern I could find to see if there was some strange car, somewhere, that MIGHT have this pattern. So far, I think he's screwed!

    Jan Rosier
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just tell him the 'R' stands for 'Racing'

    Heras buddy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait till the head hits the steering wheel. Got to wonder did the tattoo person not know either.

    Steven
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We don't call it an anti-millennial theft deterrent for nothing.

    Just_for_this
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only in the USA. In most of the rest of the world, driving a manual is standard. You can't even get a 'full' driving licence in the UK if you didn't learn one.

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    eric p
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Christopher Eccleston was a better Doctor... fight me

    SH Holmes
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My favorite Doctor is whichever I am watching at that moment.

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    Otto Katz
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Matt Smith for the win. And I will hear no arguement.

    UKGrandad
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We are all time travellers, heading into the future at a speed of 1 second per second.

    Pandamonium Pandas Pandie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so I made a bp account on my phone, I upvote a comments, then 4 some reason on the same day I made the account, it saying is did the upvotes 2 yrs ago!? pls explain this 2 me if anyone else has had this weird thing?

    ROSESARERED
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rewatching them at the moment, David tenant and Peter capaldi.... I think Matt smith/Clara is my favorite

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    Chihuahua Mama
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I lost a few brain cells trying to read that

    Mary Peace
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I survived because I've seen it before, but it is bad.

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    George Costanza
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus Christ do these idiots actually graduate from school? Like they pass? This is incredibly embarrassing that these people are living breathing, quasi-functioning humans.

    Robert T
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or the phone's speech recognition is a crock of poo.

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    Riley Quinn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To reiterate what I wrote earlier. No way in hell are space flight-capable aliens ever coming to this dumbass planet.

    Blue Flower
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now this one, I actually got 🤣🤣🤣

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    Hans Georg
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is always after 8 in countries with 12-hour time readings.

    Kristal
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have no idea what I'm looking at ... eating chocolate in the morning?

    any rei
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's after eight somewhere in the world

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    MEB
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This really happened to me! I thought that a positive test would show as a + sign, as it is the case with other brands of tests. I thought I had a "double negative" and therefor was not pregnant. Also, there was no legend on the test stick I had to inform me otherwise. Well.... "Double negative" will be 6 yo next week and he's the very best thing to have happened to me ever... ♥️

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    Happy Horse Girl
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't buy a year book, forget high school

    Paulina
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's actually pretty good advice 🤷‍♀️

    ElfVibratorGlitter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget highschool, buy a year book. I'm actually super pissed because Alma was supposed to sign my 10th grade yearbook over the summer and she just kept it. Back in 2002.

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You will remember yearbook shenanigans for life. I am 42 and I haven't forgotten the embarrassment of fourth grade, when the most popular boy in class walked over to me during yearbook signing on the last day of school. I thought he wanted me to sign his yearbook, so I grabbed it and handed him mine. As I started to sign his, he said "Oh, sorry, I actually just wanted to ask you if you knew where Ryan was." I can STILL feel my internal cringe, well over thirty years later.

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    Just_for_this
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had an invite to a 20-year reunion on FB the other day. No thank you! 🤣

    Des
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget at highschool

    Jj321
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The other week, I was going through my senior year book. Next year will be 20 years since I graduated. Someone named Tori literally wrote a full page to me. I can't remember her. It took me a week to vaguely remember she was a junior and we ate lunch together, but I remember nothing nothing else about her.

    Anthorn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of this one time I was part of the yearbook committee and we had to make posters. One of my partners made a promo poster of Bakugo's death scene with the words "you if you don't buy the yearbook".

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    SCP 4666
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok finine, I'll talk two you tonieight. Weight four me

    SkippityBoppityBoo
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hands up who can still speak "text speak" from the early days of mobile phones when it was either a text or call? With a limited number of characters per text? 😄... "Spk l8r.Gtin rdy :D :p"

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    Chihuahua Mama
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess the type of snack they are are Airheads

    PFD
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cos ofc everyone knows all slang

    jonesnori
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah. I'm not parsing this. Do you know?

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    Robert T
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I was hoping for more than a gummi-worm" ;-)

    Waldie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the snack is lays since they´re just full of air

    HelmGrass
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    1 year ago

    😱

    Trillian
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No it's so it doesn't rain in my neck. Duh!

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    Joe Reaves
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's ten but it's also not well written. Anyone not trying to confuse people would use brackets to make it clearer.

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    Chihuahua Mama
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would love to know what mental acrobatics one would have to do to get an odd number

    Sigh J
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is an odd number ever going to be the answer

    MaggieMay85
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally. I think parenthesis always make thing clearer because they are always first.

    any rei
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is 10 not even on there...

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    ElfVibratorGlitter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to play rock band/guitar hero with my daughter when she was like 3. She... wasn't actually playing.

    Robert T
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember a game a long time ago, where in multiplayer mode, it followed the lead card and other players would literally drop off the screen and would have to play blind. So to me, Dad is literally so far behind that he has fallen off the screen!

    Nimitz
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup. This is a trick my brother-in-law used for years while his daughter also joyfully "played" with him. Jokes on him though because now she's old enough to pay and owns his a*s every time

    Alexa Saltz
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, no, no. There are other cars racing, just pick one. There. See?

    Francois
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Son, you are controlling the radio in the car.

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    Tobias Reaper
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if Olaf is only 5ft 4 how tall are the others

    Huddo's sister
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, even a snowman is taller then me?!

    UKGrandad
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see where the confusion lies. Olaf *was* 5'4" when he was made but he lost a lot in a warm spell.

    YDNinja
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently, according to Google, Olaf is 2"6 without his twig hair.

    D. Pitbull
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Soo... they're all frost giants. That what you're saying?

    ZuriLovesYou
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good Lord! The others must be like 6 or 7 feet tall!

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    Cuppa tea?
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just draw another card, you still get out of this.

    SkippityBoppityBoo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The King can only move to the next square in chess. This is checkmate if these are the only three pieces left on the board. The Castle can take it, and so can the Horsey! (The knight) 😄😜

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    General Anaesthesia
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that's why I don't bother to decipher emojis. Seriously. I could read the Compleat [sic] Works of Shakespeare in the original Klingon faster.

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    JimSteve
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well *deep breath* "the sun is a mass of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace, where hydrogen is built into helium at a temperature of millions of degrees"

    NoCleverName
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well akshually.. *Deep breath* Forget that song! We got it wrong! The sun is a miasma, of incandescent plasma! The sun's not simply made out of gas, no, no, no! Freakin' love TMBG and that album is incredible! Edit; typo

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    Stardust she/her
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nuclear fission. This process occurs only in stars as they have the required density for such a violent reaction to occur. The particles are squeezed just tight enough that the temperature also starts to increase due to the particles vibrating about their mean position. These intense conditions cause hydrogen atoms to “squeeze” together to form Helium and helium to lithium and so on till Iron. Each of these fission reactions release intense amounts of light and heat energy but with each new element forming, the energy produced gets less and less which is a problem for stars. This is because the gravity of the star is intense due to high density and the only thing preventing the star from imploding is the energy getting released during fission that pushes against gravity. Once fission reaches iron, the energy produced is too less to balance gravity and so depending on the mass of the star it could either immediately go supernova and create black holes or neutron stars or a white dwarf

    Becky Samuel
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Fission' means splitting, same root as 'fissure'. You mean 'nuclear fusion', as in to fuse together.

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    Riley Quinn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey Chump. The Earth is in space, yet we breath oxygen. There's a scientific answer to both of these "conundrums".

    Ubiquitous
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not. It's a nuclear reactor

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    JimSteve
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you understood please join me in the smug club

    LSD
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great, now I’ve got the tune stuck in my head

    Nota Robot
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mmm.. "I'll be triangulation you". Bit creepy if you ask me.

    D. Pitbull
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After uni, I used the triangle for personal notes all the time. It's just... quicker.

    Jenna Kay
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Therefore ... 🙄 I got it and my eyes rolled so hard I think they got stuck.

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    Todd Kirkwood
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Likely the answer, but why it's funny or clever is a different question?

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    Laura Lawson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would have been better if the chest was an actual square & not a rectangle.

    UKGrandad
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not only not funny but also wrong - twice. First mistake: the sum is written on a box, not a flat piece of wood. The box is six-sided and is therefore a cube, so the number needs to be the cube root. The second mistake: A root is underground, so the figure on the buried box should be the cube root of 100, which is 4.64158.

    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In a cube, all the edges have the same lengths, which makes all the faces congruent squares. The fact that it is not the case here is what's wrong because it doesn't fit your much cleverer and funnier version. (Better to use 1,000,000 in first panel since its cube root is 100.)

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    SkippityBoppityBoo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Upvote just for the tree!!!!!! 😄😄😄

    Riley Quinn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I immediately thought inflation until I remembered these have been maths. Square root.

    athornedrose
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    did inflation reduce the amount? $1,000 doesn't go as far as it used to...

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    Jules
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The grammar on here is next level appalling. I know it's on an app but even so....

    Razill
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Group chat

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    Me. Just Me.
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This feels like my workplace. I never know if the sender meant "Cool, thanks!" or "Sure, whatever." or "This conversation is over."

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    Nicole Weymann
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gn is "good night". "n" is "night", and only half the amount of letters than "gn". So person one decided to even cut that one "n "in half and took only the left side: r

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    Trophy Husband
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh that took me way too long... First person says GN, next person says half of that which is n, so the first person wanting the last word and to continue the pattern just says r because that is half of n...

    Nicole Weymann
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gn is "good night". "n" is "night", and only half the amount of letters than "gn". So person one decided to even cut that one "n "in half and took only the left side: r

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    MushroomHead22
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they're halving them... half of gn is n. r is half a lower case n.

    LavenderHippoInAJar
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For a second my brain went to R as in reals and N as in positive (or nonnegative) integers and was very confused...

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    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Constipation is the lack of vowel movements. Close enough?

    Phil Green
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Myrrh, cwm, crypt, cyst, cry, try, fly, dryly, flyby....

    The explanation
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Y counts as a vowel when there are no other vowels. That does mean that cryptic, cystic, crying, trying, flying, drying, and flying have the same amount of vowels as the root words

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    Mike Beck
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are but they're all either archaic (crwth, cwtch, etc) or controversial to call words (brr, psst, grrl, etc.)

    PFD
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Psst is an interesting one! Screw the "controversial to call words", word is basically undefinable anyway. But while grrl certainly has a vowel (sound) and I think brr usually does too (a reduced schwa at least), I think "psst" really doesn't. Nice!

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    UKGrandad
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technically speaking, vowels and consonants are the sounds made when pronouncing the letters, and not the letters themselves.

    Herringbone
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, indeed - this is the cause of so much misunderstanding, because it's not taught properly.

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    Johnny McFearless
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Croatian language has several... such as PRST, meaning finger.

    Debby Keir
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a place in Wales called Vyrnwy, and I call my cat Tsktskts

    k1ddkanuck
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nth. As in, to the Nth degree.

    jonesnori
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That has a vowel really. It's just not spelled with it. It's pronounced "enth", at least by me.

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