50 Of The Most Spot-On Memes That Sum Up What It&#8217;s Like To Be Single

serenagun 4 years ago

i upvoted

7points

TrashPandaru 4 years ago

Updooted

2points

Izzie Drameli 4 years ago

I upvoted

0points

Jackson Floof 4 years ago

I upvoted :D

0points

denzoren 4 years ago (edited)

Single man here but same. I'm so tired of being asked, "so when are you getting married?" "Can't wait too long you know". Like...chill...why don't you ask Linda and Tom why they had a fourth kid even though they fight everyday and clearly regret getting married.

13points

Ren Karlej 4 years ago

Totally agree. Had a single male friend and my brother in law was single and both were constantly asked about 'when are you going to meet the one' - like that s**t is predictable 🙄

2points

A.M. Pierre 4 years ago

I feel the same way about when people say “Cheer up, it could be worse” in reply to your bad news. I should then have the right to say “Don’t be so happy, it could be better” if they tell me their good news.

8points

Ola Polowczyk 4 years ago (edited)

Or "Others have it worse" Well, many others have it better. Someone's broken arm doesn't make my finger less broken

1point

Noez 🇸🇪 4 years ago

I actually did ask this once! My married sister asked when I was going to get married and have kids and tbh she knows that I don't want kids so I know that she asked me this as mostly a joke. We're sisters so, we know eatchother well. So, when she asked me this, I responded exactly what it says here: "When are you getting divoced?". My sister sighed and told me that I had an attitude problem and then she walked away. AITA here...?

4points

LesAnimaux 4 years ago

I promise you right now that I WILL USE THIS.

2points

Philly Bob Squires 4 years ago

I keep trying to plan my divorce date but the wife won't let me! LOL

1point

Natalia A 4 years ago

The trick is to reach an age where they feel too sorry for you to ask that question. That's where I am:)

1point

megan thee stallion 4 years ago

THIS

1point

BlahBlah 4 years ago

Nope, you ask them when will they have children : P

1point

Elaine Mattingly 4 years ago

I told them ,"Maybe after I stop my method of birth control, which I do not plan to do."

0points

Jo Johannsen 4 years ago

Seems only fair.

1point

#2

Tweet about the single life, humorously anticipating a romantic encounter while eating rotisserie chicken in a car.

Final score:

450points

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Emmmmmm 4 years ago

My boyfriend knew when we were on our 3rd date at McDonald's. Hungry as hell, I stuffed almost the entire burger in my face. He was staring at me in awe and said "that's hot!!!" that was 4 years ago :'D

32points

Improperplays 4 years ago

Y'all married?

1point

Vicky Z 4 years ago

How to find your soulmate

11points

Bardhi's Dad 4 years ago

I like your way of thinking

8points

M O'Connell 4 years ago

As long as you have some sort of wet-wipe available, you ARE the one.

4points

Jo Johannsen 4 years ago

I hope he finds you soon. He'll be a lucky guy, you've got a great sense of humor.

2points

denzoren 4 years ago

If I see you doing this...yes...I will think you're the one. Lol

2points

Cath Homer 4 years ago

I'd have a new friend, fo' sho' 😂

1point

serenagun 4 years ago

felt thattttttttttt, my boo knows i eat a truckload of food

1point

Donkey boi 4 years ago

Not gonna lie, I'd find that attractive!

1point

it's Wednesday my dudes. 4 years ago

he sure will

1point

Bella DePaulo, Ph.D., is a project scientist and social psychologist at the University of California, Santa Barbara. While speaking to the American Psychological Association, she pointed out an interesting fact: with all of the celebration of marriage and coupling and weddings, you'd think that married people would be happier. But if you were to follow the same people over the course of their lives and ask them over and over again, "Are you happy? Are you happy? Are you happy? How happy are you?", you'd see that when people get married, they end up no happier than they were when they were single.

So if someone is a really happy single person, they'll probably be a happily married person and if they were not so happy as a single person, they probably will not be so happy as a married person.

#3

Text meme humorously describes the peace of being single long-term, suggesting reluctance to engage with people.

Final score:

431points

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Luther von Wolfen 4 years ago

This is literally my life.

99points

Nikki Sevven 4 years ago

Same. It's gotten so bad that I literally had to give myself a pep talk to make three phone calls this morning. Let's just say that the pandemic self-isolation hasn't upset me for a second.

8points

June 4 years ago

Hell yeah! I also don't want to deal with real clothes anymore. Pyjama rulez!

7points

Tiari 4 years ago

Why should you give up pyjamas in a relationship?

2points

Verena Gitterle 4 years ago

One of the great truths of life!

7points

Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago

Lockdown proved it right.

6points

Jazzy Mc. Jaz 4 years ago

yup then you find some one you can't live without even if they drive you crazy!

2points

Yayaboobo 4 years ago

Yup that's me. A relationship is toooooo much work!

1point

The weird one! 4 years ago

this is spot one very true

1point

Hilary Mol 4 years ago

Accurate. I wouldn't mind another person in the house from time to time, but I've been single for so long (20 years) that I've figured out how to be a content hermit.

1point

𝙸'𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚘𝚋! 4 years ago

Yep, too swag for it 😎🤟

1point

Silre 4 years ago

Absolutely true

1point

#4

Meme text about being single and picky, humorously comparing loneliness to settling in relationships.

Final score:

389points

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Vicky Z 4 years ago

Needs to be higher up!!!

57points

A Head 4 years ago

Poor Les....

21points

denzoren 4 years ago

I'm not picky. I just want to make sure I don't make a mistake that will ruin my life. That's all.

8points

Danieletc 4 years ago

Don't harsh on Leslie.

7points

Valley Girl 4 years ago

Hey! Les is my grandpa! Sure, he's old and shamelessly flirts with Siri.....Why was I trying to talk anyone into dating my grandpa?

2points

KT 4 years ago

wow that is savage

1point

Lorelai Purvis 4 years ago

this needs to be higher it's awesome

1point

Jazzy Mc. Jaz 4 years ago

yesss!!!

1point

Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago

We should be able to upvote it several times.

1point

Melanie Lobendahn 4 years ago

Poor Les.

0points

#5

Tweet about being single with a humor about saving money in a jar for self-care and independence.

Final score:

381points

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J. Cole 4 years ago

BOOM! Hell yeah.

64points

Ren Karlej 4 years ago

Be even better if she went with making them put a $1 in.

5points

Megan O'Neil 4 years ago

Much better than a swear jar

7points

Cyndie Varin 4 years ago

why are you single? (getting you to your trip faster)

6points

Hugh Cookson 4 years ago

Oh, BTW, in English, if you ' don't need no man', that's a double negative, so you are actually saying, you DO need a man ......

3points

Elaine Mattingly 4 years ago

Too much wine maybe?

-1point

Jo Firth 4 years ago

I'm doing the same every time I'm asked why I don't have children...

2points

Freloise_Raven 4 years ago

Mic drop. Boom

2points

Bardhi's Dad 4 years ago

Just do it girl!

2points

Cath Homer 4 years ago

Testify!!

1point

Aurelia! 4 years ago

you go girl!

1point

Full of Giggles 4 years ago

PREACH IT, SISTER! 🙌🏻

1point

"Sometimes, people get a little bump in happiness [at the time when they tie the knot], but then they go back to being as happy or as unhappy as they were when they were single," DePaulo said.

"And here's something else about that newlywed effect – that little increase in happiness around the wedding – it only happens for the married people who get married and stay married. If you're one of those married couples who's going to end up divorced, as your wedding is approaching you're already getting a tiny bit less happy."

So there you have it: happiness starts from within. And getting a partner isn't going to change that. Consciously or not, people are probably realizing that. The number of single-person households in the United States has been growing steadily since 1960.

#6

Dog with human-like face being measured, humorously capturing the single life experience.

Final score:

369points

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Sue Hazlewood 4 years ago

The long suffering look on doggos face LOL

119points

Full of Giggles 4 years ago

“You see the s**t I have to put up with?”

17points

Vicky Z 4 years ago

The dog is like: " maybe you should have a kid and leave me alone"😅😅😅

17points

Mark Stewart 4 years ago

That's a look that says "the things we do for our humans".

8points

Leo Domitrix 4 years ago

My one bestie called so I could be with her (well, sorta) as her "baby" died. Yes, it was her pet.

5points

Rosemary Booth 4 years ago

You're a true friend.

5points

Marlowe Fitzpatrik 4 years ago

Why did they photoshop a different head on the dog?

4points

STINY 3 years ago

to protect the dog's identity

0points

Lovely_hobi 4 years ago

not complaining tho

4points

Douglas Turner 4 years ago

That dog says Hey we GOT this!

2points

The weird one! 4 years ago

fur babys count to i so wanna do this now

2points

Everything_Fubar 4 years ago

Dogs are so much better. No issues there.

2points

Elaine Mattingly 4 years ago (edited)

So much better than what? That's like assuming a person needs to get married, divorced or have a pet or a human . Can't you just love something or someone without it being justified?

-1point

Tara Brooks 4 years ago

Been there...

2points

#7

A tweet humorously suggesting a dating app for singles to split bulk items.

Final score:

317points

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Bardhi's Dad 4 years ago

Ok, let's do it

50points

Dawn Marie 4 years ago

I'm in!!

5points

Yayaboobo 4 years ago

This isn't funny it's practical!

4points

Rebekah 4 years ago

I'm in.

2points

Valley Girl 4 years ago

Sign me and the hubby up for premium please

2points

Jenn Marriott 4 years ago

Someone needs to tweet that to Costco! It could be part of the membership!!

2points

Heather Menard 4 years ago

Yes

2points

the warner sister 4 years ago

Sounds good

2points

Jazzy Mc. Jaz 4 years ago

nice!

2points

Rae Black 4 years ago

Did we just become best friends?!

2points

#8

Meme text highlighting humor about being single and daily choices.

Final score:

300points

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J Sizz 4 years ago

Everyone downvoting Vicky's comment.... joke-60770...b1-png.jpg

27points

Sarah 4 years ago

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Kyra Swanson 4 years ago

bruh it's a joke. hilarious for that matter

7points

Lorelai Purvis 4 years ago

dude it's a joke

5points

JonaLou2U 4 years ago

I upvoted too Vicky!

4points

M O'Connell 4 years ago

Paper or plastic?

6points

Valley Girl 4 years ago

Decisions decisions

1point

Bardhi's Dad 4 years ago

Lol

6points

June 4 years ago

I chose my underwear for the day based on how I don't want to have sex with my undewear while walking.

6points

AzKhaleesi 4 years ago

I laughed way too hard at this.

5points

YoChicken 4 years ago

Going to the club tonight? *winka wink* /s

5points

Philly Bob Squires 4 years ago

That's hilarious!

4points

Natalia A 4 years ago

I cackled.

4points

Hugh Cookson 4 years ago

I like you !!!

4points

DePaulo has been studying people who she calls "single at heart." They're the ones who live their best, most authentic, most meaningful lives by staying single. "When you ask [these people] ... what they think when they know they're going to have some time alone coming up, overwhelmingly, more than 95 percent say they look forward to it, they really savor their solitude. And they don't worry – or they very rarely worry that if they have time to themselves, they're going to feel lonely."

According to her, loneliness is a really important thing to study. We need to be more aware of what people can get out of solitude rather than just worrying about people who are going to be lonely.

#9

Meme about being single, comparing attitudes at ages 23 and 29.

Final score:

283points

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Sum Guy 4 years ago

The older you get, the harder it is to meet people since you never want to leave your house

76points

cassiushumanmother 4 years ago

That's not right, we go out to walk the plants at least twice a day.

14points

June 4 years ago

And the higher your standards get.

7points

Legen ( wait for it ) dary 4 years ago

And you don't want end or change things, because this is how you like it.

5points

M O'Connell 4 years ago

And when you do go out everyone you find is in their early-mid 20s and it just seems weird.

1point

Paul Davis 4 years ago

...and then wonder why all your boyfriends always turn out be burglars or home invasion robbers or Jehovah's Witnesses

3points

cassiushumanmother 4 years ago

Oh no...not Jehovah's witnesses, single does not mean "ready to join a cult". I'm tired of them, i always clean their crap in the free library boxes while walking my dog. And they keep filling them, and i keep throwing their trash in a recycle bin where it belong, i started a silent war. They even put books for childrens and teenagers (those ones are funny in a very sad way) they are dangerous brainwashed people.

1point

Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago

When you are young, you still believe you have to "put yourself out there", to party every week, to meet tons of people... Then you find out it is a myth and one actually cannot do it.

2points

tuzdayschild 4 years ago

I'm sorry Allison, but are we sisters?

2points

Shelby P 4 years ago

Single at 44: f*** it! Yay freedom!

1point

GenXandEarnedItAll 4 years ago

Plumber? Stalker? Repair man? Cable guy (you have to say it the way Jim Carey did in the movie)?

1point

Jazzy Mc. Jaz 4 years ago

mmmhmmm

1point

Demongrrrrl Premium 4 years ago

I've been single for 15 years and do not regret it at all. Although maybe that's because my last relationship was an abusive one and I'm glad I escaped.

0points

Robert Thompson 4 years ago

Yup. Or at work, or where ever I happen to be. Church preferably. But not on scamthesinglesintogettingmarried.com

0points

Elaine Mattingly 4 years ago

Old enough to realize you need to go hunting just for sport when you don't need any game.

0points

#10

Single person joyfully surrounded by houseplants, sitting on the floor and holding a plant care book.

Final score:

273points

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troufaki13 4 years ago

I love plants ^.^

55points

Easily Excitable Panda 4 years ago

Plants are a lot easier to homeschool.

8points

Marcellus the Third 4 years ago

Then stop eating them! Go 100% carnivore.

5points

Zophra 4 years ago

Me too! Me too!

2points

Bardhi's Dad 4 years ago

You have very good surrounding, must say

5points

SirPatTheCat 4 years ago (edited)

Ooh monstera adasonii, golden pothos, snake plant, cactus, echeveria?, anthurium, ponytail palm, prayer plant, sad maidenhair fern? spider plant, corn plant, chinese evergreen, satin pothos, flamingo anthurium! .....Do you think anyone can tell I have the same problem...?

3points

Elaine Mattingly 4 years ago

Not a problem , a blessing and talent.

1point

somecatlady22 4 years ago

I have an oger ears plant named Shrek

2points

Snake of Eden 4 years ago

I wish my house plants could behave as well as this guy's. I'm still training my newcomers. Isn't going well.

2points

Shaurya Joshi 4 years ago

Aww

1point

Mustn’t eat the mango 🥭 4 years ago

.,. Yes

1point

Jazzy Mc. Jaz 4 years ago

meeee!!!! I have a avocado tree there not even supposed to grow in Maine!

1point

Viaprilove 4 years ago

So do i

1point

tuzdayschild 4 years ago

When people ask if I have kids, I say, "nope".

1point

#11

Funny fish memes illustrating the experience of being single.

Final score:

271points

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Sum Guy 4 years ago

Some fish look like that but are still delicious

23points

BorPand8 4 years ago (edited)

Yeah, but people complain when you skin, gut, and deep fry humans.

34points

Lara Verne 4 years ago

There's plenty of fish in the sea, but I want orca, and they're endangered.

9points

cassiushumanmother 4 years ago

Incels will be like: "why do want an orca when you can have a very nice blobfish!?"

9points

ThatOneCrazyFanGirl 4 years ago

this fish kinda looks like Shrek as a fish but kinda scarier 2021_04_14...588808.png

5points

MAX THOMPSON 4 years ago

Shrek with a orange bottom

2points

Vicky Z 4 years ago

Dare to take a bite?

5points

MandaPanda 4 years ago

Yes but I'm a fish that looks like that so single forever lol

4points

Aroha 4 years ago

Wait till you realise you ARE one of them...

2points

froggy 4 years ago

Why is everyone downvoting Jozie's comment?

2points

Noez 🇸🇪 4 years ago

My DM's be like this 🙄

2points

AlmightyOne 4 years ago

But who knows what they're personalities are like?

2points

Elaine Mattingly 4 years ago

Don't go in the water.

1point

#12

A meme humorously depicts the Netflix prompt about loneliness, capturing the reality of being single.

Final score:

269points

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Pungent Sauce 4 years ago

It do be like that.

40points

$copper-fractions avatar$

Tiny Dynamine 4 years ago

Dat am are is be true, bruh.

0points

Aroha 4 years ago

Yeah I don't like the "Are you still watching?" feature. Like I don't need that kind of judgement in my life right now... Or the past 5 years 😁.

4points

Isabelle Kitsune 4 years ago

okay no need to attack me like that

1point

Savs Dreams 4 years ago

wow, that's cold! Hahahahahaha

1point

Rebekah 4 years ago

TV noise is my friend.

1point

denzoren 4 years ago

Me but with Youtube.

1point

Znaya 4 years ago

One of my social activities during the pandemic along with zoom meetings

1point

Soggy Crumpet 4 years ago

This one isn’t just for singles

1point

FlitterBug 4 years ago

I feel offended at how accurate this is

0points

Elaine Mattingly 4 years ago

That's disturbing. Join a gym.

0points

#13

Elderly woman humorously describing single life with "Picture it, Sicily, 1912" meme.

Final score:

260points

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Vicky Z 4 years ago

Needs the meme with old rose from titanic: it's been 84 years....

60points

Jaekry 4 years ago

It's been 84 years, and I can still smell the fresh paint. The china had never been used. The sheets had never been slept in. Titanic was called the Ship of Dreams, and it was... It really was... THIS I can remember, but NOT what I ate last night...

22points

SoozeeQ 4 years ago (edited)

Yes, I was expecting that one, too!

6points

Just a Snowball 4 years ago

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4points

Jazzy Mc. Jaz 4 years ago (edited)

haha yess !

4points

E Menendez 4 years ago

Ahh, the young forget the classics. This was before that meme...

1point

Belandriel 4 years ago

And when she opens her legs you can hear a velcro-sound :D

0points

Premislaus de Colo 4 years ago

Hey, being single doesn't have to mean you don't have sex

5points

Full of Giggles 4 years ago

That’s why God gave women fingers.

6points

Helenium 4 years ago

lol im married and i am in the same boat

2points

Elaine Mattingly 4 years ago

Last night when I wore my plastic grocery bag underwear I found floating across the road.

0points

#14

Tweet meme correcting "your" to "you're," humorously highlighting a single life moment.

Final score:

249points

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Fred Van Der Zee 4 years ago

"You're". And also: "Why".

51points

Andrew Gibb 4 years ago

knock, knock....who's there?.....The Grammar Police.....The Grammar Police who?.....It is the Grammar Police whom.

17points

Kelli from Fitness Blender 4 years ago

hahahah

6points

Tami 4 years ago

...and don't get me started on the constant misuse of colons...

7points

WildHoneyPie 4 years ago

Why not:

5points

June 4 years ago

HAHA true. They call us "grammarnazi".

6points

Jazzy Mc. Jaz 4 years ago

people have git no grammar fo me

4points

Vicky Z 4 years ago

That's why😅😅😅

2points

Pusfarm 4 years ago

"Say no more. Check please!"

1point

Ola Polowczyk 4 years ago

My single what?

0points

#15

Meme about being single, humorously stating self-reliance in life choices.

Final score:

243points

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June 4 years ago

HAHA <3

26points

denzoren 4 years ago

If you want the job done right just do it yourself.

11points

Valley Girl 4 years ago

And they take a percentage

5points

WildHoneyPie 4 years ago

That made me laugh way too hard.

4points

Bored Birgit 4 years ago

This one should be much higher.

1point

BiLal Asif 4 years ago

Cut the middle man

1point

Linda Williams 4 years ago

Ouch

1point

#16

Meme about being single: "Relationship status: sleeping in my bed diagonally."

Final score:

236points

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Michelle M 4 years ago

That's actually a luxury

79points

Kelli from Fitness Blender 4 years ago

I agree

7points

Zophra 4 years ago

Especially if the cats let you.

4points

Leo Domitrix 4 years ago

The best luxury, sometimes!

2points

Philly Bob Squires 4 years ago

More room for the cats too...

6points

Silre 4 years ago

I can roll around as much as I want and they only one I bother is my cat!

3points

Lauren Caswell 4 years ago

If i wake up in the night or roll over to get comfy, mine sighs, I'm sure of it, I'm not sure if cats are meant to sigh XD

2points

Helenium 4 years ago

i have a separate room to my husband my bed is mine lol

3points

Peter Pan 4 years ago

And no one "poking" you in your sleep!

2points

Christian Bradshaw 4 years ago

I do that and I already know my future husband is gonna hate that

2points

Sergio Bicerra 4 years ago

I sleep like a starfish.

1point

it's Wednesday my dudes. 4 years ago

me too

1point

Bobert Robertson 4 years ago

This is my 3 year old when he climbs into our bed "idgaf you two are sleeping, I sleeps like this"

1point

Chodz 4 years ago

Two years ago I bought a new bed. I´ve been single for so long I bought a single person one.

1point

#17

Meme showing minus one notification on a messaging app, reflecting the humor of being single.

Final score:

223points

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Jozie 4 years ago

lol

23points

denzoren 4 years ago

Me every morning: *looks at phone with 0 message* oh well maybe today will be the day. Narrator: today isn't going to be the day.

8points

Jess Hoffman 4 years ago

Seriously!! Learn proper English!! I will never understand why some people think it's cool to speak like they're the fullest crayon in the box! No wonder you're single!!!

1point

Bardhi's Dad 4 years ago

Hahaha. Good one, really gòd

1point

Dillon Hughes 4 years ago

-1 new goal -10!

0points

Mustn’t eat the mango 🥭 4 years ago

Same

0points

megan thee stallion 4 years ago

it be like that

0points

Aurelia! 4 years ago

more like -1,000,000 for me lol

0points

Lovely_hobi 4 years ago

I do not like the notification bubbles on the app :^

0points

Jazzy Mc. Jaz 4 years ago

my liife...

0points

#18

Meme showing a complex door chain lock, symbolizing the challenge of opening up in single life.

Final score:

216points

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Linus Nilsson 4 years ago

Of course I solved it before scrolling on, what kind of psychopath do you think I am?

264points

Legen ( wait for it ) dary 4 years ago

Happy im not the only one. When I got to the end I thought : this is not normal, why I did this ? And now I saw your comment.

43points

Kelli from Fitness Blender 4 years ago

I did too hahaha

15points

Kyra Swanson 4 years ago

Haha I did that too... I'm done with this lmao

10points

Christian Bradshaw 4 years ago

So glad I'm not the only one who did that

8points

Bobert Robertson 4 years ago

Yep... .me too

8points

Jazzy Mc. Jaz 4 years ago

same!

7points

Leona 4 years ago (edited)

and now I have to as well...

7points

Honorary Malfoy 4 years ago

Haha I do it as well

6points

Leo Domitrix 4 years ago

Glad I'm not alone.

6points

YoChicken 4 years ago

The sane psychopath, like the rest of the people that solved it (including me lol)

6points

Inkblot Butterfly 4 years ago

Haha same.. My trick to solving it is doing it backwards :)

4points

June 4 years ago

Autistic? (I am x') )

3points

THE GREAT PAPYRUS 4 years ago

I did it instantly as well.

2points

Sky Render 4 years ago

I mean it took all of 2 seconds to solve, so yeah.

2points

The Chosen One 4 years ago

who doesn't?

2points

Lorelai Purvis 4 years ago

i made it 30 *oonts oonts oonts*

1point

Lorelai Purvis 4 years ago

me too

1point

Coco 3 years ago

You got more upvotes than the post itself lol

0points

Brandee Huff 4 years ago

oh yea... glad i'm not just weird like that

0points

Batwench Premium 4 years ago (edited)

Same here.

0points

Jo Johannsen 4 years ago

See what you done started!

0points

Thunder 4 years ago

Hold up, I’m coming! ... Just a little longer! ... Almost there!

3points

Maya Jones 4 years ago

*me trying to solve it*

3points

the warner sister 4 years ago

Where can I get one of these?

2points

Natalia A 4 years ago

I hope that door lock isn't real. The thought of opening it when I'm running late is making me anxious.

1point

athornedrose 4 years ago

i'm in this picture, and i don't like it

1point

Unnamed Hooman 3 years ago

FIRST TRY!! 🎉

0points

i love...................food 4 years ago

easy i solved it

0points

Esther Evans 4 years ago

I enjoy doing those...Cool !

0points

Prideless 4 years ago

HoW dO yOu GeT iT oUt!?

0points

Kainaath Khan 4 years ago

By solving it.

2points

#19

Meme about being single, text reads: "The last time I was someone's type, I was donating blood."

Final score:

212points

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James016 4 years ago

Ooof

28points

denzoren 4 years ago

I'm A+ but my dating life is D-

5points

Vicky Z 4 years ago

It's OK that's wonderful!

5points

Jazzy Mc. Jaz 4 years ago

that hit hard

1point

I like donuts 3 years ago

Picture it

0points

Tami 4 years ago

Bada boom.

0points

athornedrose 4 years ago

same

0points

#20

Man embracing a rock under "Love yourself" caption, symbolizing single life.

Final score:

203points

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Bardhi's Dad 4 years ago

That's the first condition. Then you can go further with your love life.

37points

existing without consent 4 years ago

This means Im never going further

14points

Damon Tripodi 4 years ago

Wtf was he like 12?

3points

Belandriel 4 years ago

Haha, I was thinking the exactly the same xD Giant baby Rock hugging his cuddle toy!

1point

MAX THOMPSON 4 years ago

Omg he's young in that pic.

2points

SoozeeQ 4 years ago

"The Rock" holding a rock!

2points

Bobert Robertson 4 years ago

If this was me I'd be holding a tub of jello

2points

Jazzy Mc. Jaz 4 years ago

tf?

1point

Viaprilove 4 years ago

Omg

1point

I like donuts 3 years ago

Well i would if I was him lol

0points

Jo Johannsen 4 years ago

OMG! That baby face on top of that body! This was a while ago?

0points

Kathleen Pierce 4 years ago

Does anyone else think he looks too smooth in this pic?

0points

#21

Meme about being single with humorous two types: wanting a relationship or enjoying being single.

Final score:

196points

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troufaki13 4 years ago

Me too!!

24points

YoChicken 4 years ago

Right here

2points

El muerto 4 years ago

There is a third...I really really want to have sex, But I don't want to share my fries with anyone

11points

MAX THOMPSON 4 years ago

Lol

0points

BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing 4 years ago

I don't think the first person understands the idea of a person actually choosing to be single.

5points

Kines Tezja 4 years ago

Or, you know, aromantic asexual.

5points

Aroace tiger 4 years ago

Like me!

0points

LivingTheDream 4 years ago

I'm not single. I'm in a long lasting relationship with Fun, Freedom and Financial stability!!

4points

Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago

The post to which they replied is pretty condescending and annoying. It basically says "it's your fault !" Many people are single because they just want to, and some other because they are too ugly to be loved.

4points

Monolicle Potato 4 years ago

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Duncan 4 years ago

3. After being in a relationship, you start to wish you were single again.

1point

Nica Van 4 years ago

Yuppers!

0points

ScarlettofHydraIsland 4 years ago

Or the “IDK, cursed or something.”

1point

Pheebs 4 years ago

The original: 5. Possibly oblivious to someone wanting you. Or #4, with a reasoning that the someone you’re ignoring is like the creepy fish in that other post.

1point

Christine 4 years ago

Not too fond of the implication that you are not allowed to ignore someone who wants you. Cringe.

1point

#22

Funny meme about single life featuring a tweet over a Beatles photo, humorously complaining about wedding song choices.

Final score:

196points

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Sue Hazlewood 4 years ago

Or Help

83points

Snake of Eden 4 years ago

I NEED SOMEBODY

6points

Equine_Ravenclaw_Directioner 4 years ago

Haha! Maybe also Piggies

5points

N S 4 years ago

...better than Yesterday, when "all my troubles seemed so far away, now they look as though they're here to stay"...

2points

Spicy Mickey Mouse 3 years ago

Or, Chains! My baby's got me locked up in chains! But they ain't the kind, that you can see! Also, I LOVE THE BEATLES!!!!!!!!!!!

1point

Easily Excitable Panda 4 years ago

Use the Tina Turner cover! Alternately: Maxwell's Silver Hammer.

1point

Pusfarm 4 years ago

Within You, Without You. Oh sorry, that's for the wedding night.

4points

DanieLegz 4 years ago

I'll end up with Yellow Submarine

4points

Jamma 4 years ago

Koo-koo-ka-choo!

2points

WildHoneyPie 4 years ago

What's wrong with Hard days night

1point

Seabeast 4 years ago

Eleanor Rigby... wearing the face that she keeps in a jar by the door... who is it for? All the lonely people. Where do they all come from?

1point

devi L. 4 years ago

Lmao

0points

Bobert Robertson 4 years ago

you should go down the aisle on your belly flopping your way up to the front

0points

#23

Person holding sign saying "Make a holiday for single people" in a city street, highlighting the single life experience.

Final score:

191points

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Verena Gitterle 4 years ago

Everyday is a holiday for a single!

76points

Megan O'Neil 4 years ago

This is a perfect reply

7points

YoChicken 4 years ago

There is a holiday for single people. Singles day, Feb 15th, right after Valentines day. :/

1point

Lorelai Purvis 4 years ago

except valentines day :P

0points

Maurettis 4 years ago

Actually exists, the 15th of Febraury is single's day

5points

Seabeast 4 years ago

A.K.A. "half price chocolates at the grocery store" day.

5points

KoalaLa 4 years ago

11 november (11-11)

4points

Kelli from Fitness Blender 4 years ago

Isn't that Veteran's day in the US?

1point

Kiki 4 years ago

Dude with a sign nice to see you again

2points

Donna Calabrese 4 years ago

It's Valentines Day...Single Awareness Day! haha

1point

Lorelai Purvis 4 years ago

the girl with flowers be like "wut single people don't be needin a holiday they should be as miserable as possible" (and before i get downvoted into oblivion, this is a joke)

1point

Vicky Z 4 years ago

Happy single day!!!

1point

I like donuts 3 years ago

Valentine's day is soooooooo overrated

0points

Olivia Murphy 4 years ago

I think that too!

0points

Suzanne Haigh 4 years ago

here is, but you tend to have to be over 60

0points

#24

News anchors report "There is no news" meme humorously depicting single life and love life inquiries.

Final score:

191points

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Luther von Wolfen 4 years ago

My mom recently told me that if I started dating a man, she would be happy that I found someone to share my life with and I was like "That's cool, but I'm happy being single and please stop talking."

54points

Bobert Robertson 4 years ago (edited)

You do you, von Wolfen, you do you (literally even, if that's what you want)

7points

megan thee stallion 4 years ago

my parents always say im not a loud to date, but always ask me abt my love life..like- what?😀

1point

MandaPanda 4 years ago

I feel called out

0points

Lorelai Purvis 4 years ago

bbc news... there is no news today. how do the news channels ALWAYS find something to report on, even if basically nobody cares

0points

Shull GaRett 4 years ago

100% true :D

0points

Vicky Z 4 years ago

Breaking news: still single!

0points

#25

A meme humorously expressing the frustration of being single and seeing couples everywhere.

Final score:

188points

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Draco Malfoy 4 years ago

haha

33points

Dobby The House Elf 4 years ago

Ah yes, my former employers.

8points

SykesDaMan 4 years ago

That explains Justice League... Well no! Nothing can explain that!!

2points

Patroler 4 years ago

That escalated...

1point

Magickmaster 8 4 years ago

Ya

0points

LC Greenwood 4 years ago

Or just Joss

0points

Everything AGR 4 years ago

meeeeeee

0points

Silre 4 years ago

Back atcha, Joss

0points

#26

Tweet about being single and having no one to drunk text.

Final score:

184points

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Vicky Z 4 years ago

I can always drunk text myself! Less embarrassment!

35points

Bardhi's Dad 4 years ago

That's a real loneliness 😕

5points

Kines Tezja 4 years ago

What if I told you I'm single all my life and I was never drunk?

4points

Robert Thompson 4 years ago

I don't drink. I'll be single forever.

1point

Connie Bonneville 4 years ago

Soon

1point

June 4 years ago

Tip: replace your ex number with yours, drunk text yourself, laugh out of loud the next day and be gratefull you didn't send it to him/her.

1point

Sergio Bicerra 4 years ago

Not a good idea, i'll wake up with me insulting myself and telling me how a little b**ch i am :(

0points

WildHoneyPie 4 years ago

Sisters. That's what sisters are for... Well, and to hold your hair back.

0points

it's Wednesday my dudes. 4 years ago

lol me

0points

Jazzy Mc. Jaz 4 years ago

same

0points

Sum Guy 4 years ago

I go on tinder or just random people on instagram... and that's how I've met a lot of "strange"

0points

#27

Cats humorously mimicking a couple, with captions that capture the experience of being single.

Final score:

181points

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Equine_Ravenclaw_Directioner 4 years ago

A reaaaallll shame....

35points

𝔓𝔯𝔬𝔣𝔢𝔰𝔰𝔬𝔯 𝔇𝔢𝔯𝔭 4 years ago

sahme* ;p

3points

Jazzy Mc. Jaz 4 years ago (edited)

my baby brother between me and my bf

2points

Thomas Afonso 4 years ago

Yes, it most definitely would be a sahme.

1point

Ben Moss 4 years ago

This is my cat to my gf and me every damn night

1point

NaruTheCollective 4 years ago

Sahme

0points

Nora 4 years ago

Bwaahaha... I love this so much!

0points

#28

A single person stands next to couples by a lake, humorously illustrating single life.

Final score:

178points

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Vicky Z 4 years ago

Seems fine to me!!

43points

Hermione 4 years ago

They’re all in relationships. Not all relationships are created equal.

5points

Micah Migisha 4 years ago

No, that guy's girlfriend is taking the pic. And now the lonely one left is you

2points

SandraG_lak 4 years ago

I'm just analyzing how each couple is holding/being held differently.

1point

Jazzy Mc. Jaz 4 years ago

ha

1point

Ohoi! 2 years ago

At least I'm having fun.

0points

I like donuts 3 years ago

He is in a relationship with the beer

0points

Duncan 4 years ago

It's the worst

0points

Joe Reaves 4 years ago

The way the three guys are holding their partners kind of looks like they're holding them hostage.

0points

Damon Tripodi 4 years ago

Looks like a relationship to me

0points

#29

Single life meme about a humorous Tinder idea involving upside-down photos for matching.

Final score:

168points

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Tahar Taggle 4 years ago

Ooooh. Might try that one.

37points

Jazzy Mc. Jaz 4 years ago

skill!

5points

Vicky Z 4 years ago

Evil genius

5points

YoChicken 4 years ago (edited)

you are a friggin genius (who I will now warn all my friends who have Tinder about)

3points

haha laser go brrr 4 years ago

I just saw this on another BP post about life hacks that actually work, lol

2points

The Chosen One 4 years ago

GENIUS! How is this man single

2points

Jo Johannsen 4 years ago

A man with a plan!

1point

Magickmaster 8 4 years ago

Noice

0points

i love...................food 4 years ago

that's smart

0points

Robert Thompson 4 years ago

Android has already patched that one.

0points

#30

Funny meme depicting a text conversation highlighting single life humor.

Final score:

167points

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James016 4 years ago

Don't panic, they are not nice feelings.

72points

Valley Girl 4 years ago

Whew

3points

Christian Bradshaw 4 years ago

"I really like you." "What's wrong with you?" Lol

3points

Lovey Dove 4 years ago

BAHAHAHAHA IM USING THAT IF I GET THE CHANCE

2points

June 4 years ago

HAHAHA there are gems here x')

2points

Magickmaster 8 4 years ago

What do you think is wrong with me?

1point

THE DOG LIFE 4 years ago

That would be me lol

1point

Everything AGR 4 years ago

what kind of feelings?? if the feeling is platonic then were on the same level......

1point

Dawn Marie 4 years ago

Cher: Snap out of it!!

1point

#31

Meme about being single featuring a humorous mistake with Siri texting a crush, expressing awkward and funny moments of single life.

Final score:

167points

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June 4 years ago

HAHA x)

26points

denzoren 4 years ago

But...did he reply? Lol

8points

Jon S. 4 years ago

Reading the source, he did, eventually. Although it was just "haha"

9points

CrazedFalcon17 4 years ago

Noooooo

4points

Jo Johannsen 4 years ago

Siri doesn't do "wingman" well.

3points

Tami 4 years ago

I thought technology was supposed to make life easier! It seems to add as many problems as it solves.

2points

ryan 4 years ago

id simply... die.

2points

Prideless 4 years ago

Darn- three years and a few months late-

1point

Bonniebluebutler 4 years ago

I don't trust Siri

0points

Sawdust 4 years ago

"So, how did you two get together?"

0points

#32

Winking woman meme with text about giving relationship advice while single.

Final score:

160points

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Vicky Z 4 years ago

Story of my life

21points

Jazzy Mc. Jaz 4 years ago

hehe

2points

Improperplays 4 years ago

Is that miranda cosgrove?

0points

Mustn’t eat the mango 🥭 4 years ago

Same!

0points

𝕁𝕖𝕟𝕟𝕪𝔹𝕖𝕖 4 years ago

that's pretty much my entire life currently

0points

#33

Woman humorously claiming to be "self-partnered" in a meme about being single.

Final score:

159points

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Michelle M 4 years ago

'Self partnered' can see myself using that

37points

Vicky Z 4 years ago

Yeah but it's a fancier word! I'm stealing it!

10points

Snake of Eden 4 years ago

Man... I would use that but that would mean that I love myself... :'(

6points

Little Dino 4 years ago

i love you <3

2points

Jessica Cifelli 4 years ago

I can get on board with this

2points

Equine_Ravenclaw_Directioner 4 years ago

You guys, I'm self partnered!

2points

Magickmaster 8 4 years ago

It is a euphemism

1point

$copper-fractions avatar$

Tiny Dynamine 4 years ago

Alone with her hand.

1point

Olivia Murphy 4 years ago

That's a better way to describe it though.

0points

Vicki Kloske 4 years ago

I prefer "independently owned and operated. "

0points

Arctic Fox Lover 4 years ago

Autosexual?

0points

#34

Person entering a room humorously realizes they are still single, highlighting the single life experience.

Final score:

157points

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Shull GaRett 4 years ago

Lucky bastard ;)

16points

Chik Nuggs 4 years ago

Ladies do this even if you are single. People will think someone lives with you. Because people target people that are by themselves just saying.

6points

Thalia Lovering 4 years ago

I say "I'm back" to my cat.

3points

GenXandEarnedItAll 4 years ago

She needs a dog.

1point

Jazzy Mc. Jaz 4 years ago

haha

1point

Hodor! Hodor? 4 years ago

Batman Forever

0points

Hodor! Hodor? 4 years ago

Sorry I meant Batman Returns

0points

Helmut Kok 4 years ago

I say that to my bunny

0points

Tina Hugh 4 years ago

What movie is it?

0points

Mal 4 years ago

I do this anyway, because I love this movie.

0points

tail_bite 4 years ago

ask me, being married is overrated

0points

#35

Tweet humorously illustrates what it's like to be single, suggesting dating is less enjoyable than being alone.

Final score:

154points

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Jazzy Mc. Jaz 4 years ago

sometimes

18points

oddkiddo 4 years ago

Relatable

0points

#36

Child eating while others kiss, humorously depicting being single.

Final score:

144points

Denis Tymulis

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troufaki13 4 years ago

FOOD IS LOVE

59points

Little Dino 4 years ago

LOVE IS FOOD

5points

J Y 4 years ago

I’m scared when I’m in a long term relationship that I’ll never been able to savage eat again by myself in bed

0points

#37

Twitter meme by Raspberry Jam humorously illustrating single life with a witty take on Romeo and Juliet's story.

Final score:

144points

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CrazedFalcon17 4 years ago

wOw

20points

Marianne 4 years ago

Romeo and Juliet is not a love story in the first place.

5points

Bob Belcher 4 years ago

How about we don't promote suicide.

2points

$copper-fractions avatar$

Tiny Dynamine 4 years ago

No need for that post.

1point

Mustn’t eat the mango 🥭 4 years ago

Dark..

1point

Bardhi's Dad 4 years ago

Not sure if that's a main message of Romeo and Juliet. I think you should reread that tragedy. You may find some other things there

1point

Patroler 4 years ago

No, no, no! It says: Don't be stupid and do not fall in love like those kids did.

1point

Jazzy Mc. Jaz 4 years ago

thats deep

1point

Scarlett Storm 3 years ago

Dark

0points

Aroace tiger 4 years ago

Life hack:don't fall in love.

0points

#38

Single life meme: Woman in pink top looking out, while a royal couple waves, captioned "My married friends waving hello."

Final score:

142points

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Ksenia M 4 years ago

I'll take Britney over those people any day though

48points

tuzdayschild 4 years ago

Not me. Britney has "I might be locked away if I don't behave" problems. Harry and Meghan have jerk relative problems. We all have that.

7points

Glen MacLeod 2 years ago

Yeah, at least her hot mess is real.

0points

TrashPandaru 4 years ago

Harry and Meg are alright, actually both the boys are ok; it's the rest of the inbred racist c***s that can f**k right off

-2points

Frankenfrog 4 years ago

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Bobert Robertson 4 years ago

At least she can look down and laugh to herself thinking "I'm Britney, B***h"

2points

MAX THOMPSON 4 years ago

Lol

0points

Jazzy Mc. Jaz 4 years ago

my and my bf to my bff

1point

I’m A Black Cat 4 years ago

I hope by my and my bf you refer to Britney

0points

Scagsy 4 years ago

If you asked Meghan if she was single she'd just lie anyway. It's what she does.

-1point

Asking for a Friend 4 years ago

Oh? What did she lie about?

0points

#39

Kermit meme humorously depicting the inner conflict of being single.

Final score:

141points

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Vicky Z 4 years ago

Cruel

22points

Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago (edited)

Honest. Less cruel than encouraging people into deluding themselves.

2points

Jazzy Mc. Jaz 4 years ago

Don't bring Kermit into this!

2points

Aaron W 4 years ago

Inner me is a d**k sometimes.

1point

I like donuts 3 years ago

I wish I was hot enough to not have a choice

0points

Sergio Bicerra 4 years ago

For the past 5 years I though that. I',m single by choice!. Then realize its 1.30 am and still working...

0points

denzoren 4 years ago

#SAME *sigh*

0points

June 4 years ago

HAHA x')

0points

#40

Woman in pink dress kissing her reflection in a mirror, illustrating a humorous meme about being single.

Final score:

136points

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Saint Thomas 4 years ago

It's a good idea to have added the "Me/Me" caption, as the concept of mirror is something few people know or understand.

67points

elStiJneriNO 4 years ago

that's how you make a "MeMe"

29points

Bobert Robertson 4 years ago

I wish the second me was reversed...

10points

Sharon Collier 4 years ago

The girl in the "mirror" has her hair down; the other one has her hair up.

9points

Kyra Swanson 4 years ago

OMG YES. Why is it so hard for people to understand a mirror REFLECTS so that YOU see YOU when you look into one?!

6points

Marlowe Fitzpatrik 4 years ago

They needed to, because that's not a mirror... *du du du duuuuummmmmm*

4points

Jazzy Mc. Jaz 4 years ago

my stepmother!

1point

Do_You_Think_I_Give_A_Tortilla 3 years ago

Bro I low-key love this painting! Like it’s so pretty

0points

Robert Thompson 4 years ago

Now if he would just listen to the man in the mirror. Honestly, it is like talking to a wall.

0points

real._.izuku 4 years ago

cannot relate...

0points

Leo Domitrix 4 years ago

Narcissism. Or, as my mother said, if you want to marry someone just like you, get a tube of (lubricant) and (fornicate) yourself....

0points

El muerto 4 years ago

to be young an narcissist...those wonderful years

0points

DDmaybeandor 4 years ago

I like this. It's like Elsa.

-1point

Marlowe Fitzpatrik 4 years ago

Love the painting because that is definitely NOT a mirror.

-1point

#41

Man in high-visibility jacket sweeping leaves into a heart shape on the pavement, depicting single life humor.

Final score:

136points

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joao ribeiro 4 years ago

:(

43points

Little Dino 4 years ago

<3

0points

Saint Thomas 4 years ago

Lonely or in love ?

12points

Monday 4 years ago

I want to believe the second one

9points

Bobert Robertson 4 years ago

Maybe he just wants to make people smile as they walk by

11points

Giulia 4 years ago

maybe he is doing it to send a picture to his lover?

7points

Anna Banana 4 years ago

The picture isn't sad, it's the judgemental caption that makes it seem like it is.

6points

Vicky Z 4 years ago

Maybe just artistic

5points

Equine_Ravenclaw_Directioner 4 years ago

Aw. Everyone deserves love <4

2points

Lorraine R 4 years ago

Why dogs exist.

3points

Spicy Mickey Mouse 3 years ago

Sadly I have. It was during the start of the pandemic, I hadn't made human contact for several months. I picked up some acorns and started naming them and making them talk. There were stories. We had acorn how to videos. There was the acorn reality show. Oh, and hat shop. Hat shop was always a treat. This was two years ago. I was thirteen. THIRTEEN.

1point

Tracy Baparam 4 years ago

So sad

1point

I like donuts 3 years ago

That's something that ppl do when they're in love in middle school

0points

#42

Tweet about being three hours into a relationship, reflecting humorous single life struggles.

Final score:

133points

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Pau Tea 4 years ago

Calm down, CALMDOWN!

28points

Silre 4 years ago

I did that all the time. I should have known I was asexual much sooner.

2points

Jazzy Mc. Jaz 4 years ago

time will heal, lol.

1point

Robert Thompson 4 years ago

Name checks out.

0points

Liz 4 years ago

Oh my god, me

0points

#43

Funny single life meme: a tweet suggests a quirky date idea involving melatonin for a long sleep.

Final score:

131points

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Alex the awful German 4 years ago

"well kids, that is actually how I met your mother!"

29points

June 4 years ago

Marry me !

5points

Kahna Wanna 4 years ago

I'm in!

2points

Leo Domitrix 4 years ago

That sounds like a heavenly date. (writes note to Hubby on this...)

2points

Christian Bradshaw 4 years ago

I wish, but melatonin (at least the pill version) gives me hives

1point

devi L. 4 years ago

It gives me nightmares. Cold sweat and everything

1point

El muerto 4 years ago

that's just marriage before kids

0points

Monday 4 years ago

or marriage after all the kids have moved out

1point

#44

Meme about being single, highlighting the struggle of watching horror movies alone.

Final score:

122points

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Brian Borg Andersen 4 years ago

Except for The Shinig

58points

CrazedFalcon17 4 years ago

True

8points

Jazzy Mc. Jaz 4 years ago

Don't want no crazy twins !

3points

Gemma 4 years ago

I miscorrected your typo to The Shindig. That famous film.

1point

cookie panda 4 years ago

yeeeeas

-2points

Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago

No, it's even better... believe me, I live in a mansion in the woods.

2points

Shreya Swaminathan 4 years ago

I mean after you watch a horror movie you'll never feel alone.

0points

Himiko Toga 4 years ago

yerp

0points

J. F. 4 years ago

Can't agree. At least I can be sure that if I die it's my fault and not somebody standing in the way of survival by doing stupid stuff ^^

0points

#45

Milk jug with February 14 expiration date, highlighting the humor of being single.

Final score:

121points

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June 4 years ago

Best valentine's day is single valentine's day. You please yourself, and you know how to. So, feel free to have a Valentine's day date with yourself?

10points

Monday 4 years ago

Or you can wait until February 15th and buy yourself as much discount chocolate as you want with the money you saved from not having to buy someone else a gift.

12points

Andrew Bridge 4 years ago

Giggity

0points

Gemma 4 years ago

And your milk is still in code too. Yay.

0points

Ian Collins 4 years ago

TREAT YOURSELF!

0points

Olly 4 years ago

I saved for months to take this girl I had a crush on a date. Went all out: flowers, candy, fancy restaurant, new shirt and tie for me. She spent most of the date talking about this guy she has a crush on! Worst Valentine's day ever. I should have just taken myself out.

1point

Jazzy Mc. Jaz 4 years ago

oof

1point

The Chosen One 4 years ago

HA

0points

$copper-fractions avatar$

Tiny Dynamine 4 years ago

I bet this person waited nearly a year to finally say this joke.

-1point

#46

Text meme about being single, with a humorous conversation about handling quarantine alone and missing daily annoyances.

Final score:

113points

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TheWickedOne 4 years ago

225?

40points

Kelli from Fitness Blender 4 years ago

My thoughts exactly.

9points

Sergio Bicerra 4 years ago

I don't get it, are those uread messages?

5points

LunaThePotat 4 years ago

My moms at 500 something

2points

Brandee Huff 4 years ago

thas what i said

0points

Silre 4 years ago

Check your messages!

2points

Kyra Swanson 4 years ago

sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh my manz got that inbox lit up with messages

1point

Olivia Murphy 4 years ago

being lonely does have it's consequences.

0points

#47

Older couple with a luxury car, dressed in colorful outfits, humorously representing late parenthood milestones.

Final score:

108points

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Vicky Z 4 years ago

Could be worse...

23points

Melissa Peck 4 years ago

My dad was 67 and my mom 59 when I graduated high school. I felt lucky because some kids didn't have parents there for them.

13points

Monday 4 years ago

Old parents, young parents, all that matters is that they are good parents.

21points

Vee Lyons 4 years ago

Having a baby at 40, good enough for the Markles, good enough for the rest of us, eh. 😉

1point

Angela B 4 years ago

I fully intend to dress in a dinosaur costume for my kid's Graduation.

0points

Tabby_Sohee 4 years ago

Dang my dad was 41 when he had me ;-; it’s not bad though... my mom is younger :)

-1point

#48

A person wearing a sweater with "I'm a luxury... few can afford" on the back, capturing the single life humor.

Final score:

107points

POST

cassiushumanmother 4 years ago

I want this shirt! And this cacatoes! And this mans fabulous vibe!

33points

soni w 4 years ago

Cockatoo? is that what you meant?

11points

Valley Girl 4 years ago

I'd like to see the whole pic. I'm seeing this paired with pink 1980s basketball short shorts

1point

Random Person 4 years ago

repost?

1point

Jazzy Mc. Jaz 4 years ago

haha

1point

$fracarr avatar$

François Carré 4 years ago

The message is about the cockatoo. The man is here only to wear the shirt.

1point

#49

Person humorously giving relationship advice despite being single, capturing single life essence in a colorful scene.

Final score:

104points

POST

Michelle M 4 years ago

You're single not dumb

52points

Rikke Visby Wickberg 4 years ago

Same with people, who have kids, telling me I don't know how to raise them. I'm not dumb, I know screaming into people's ear for ten minutes is out of the line...

7points

Layla Blank 4 years ago

THE NANNY IS THE BEST SHOW EVER!!!!!!

2points

Spicy Mickey Mouse 3 years ago

I love this show!

1point

Jazzy Mc. Jaz 4 years ago (edited)

Yess this is so true or giving advice to people older than you when you've never experienced anything

1point

Ethan Collard 4 years ago

i can relate to this and i don't like it

0points

Pusfarm 4 years ago

Bobbi Fleckman, the hostess with the mostess!

0points

real._.izuku 4 years ago

I do this to my sister. but she's already in a relationship and I'm telling her how much I hate them 'cause my gut is telling me to hate them. then, bing bang boom the person she's dating is toxic

0points

Vicky Z 4 years ago

Good advice never works on ourselves everyone knows that....🙄

0points

#50

Woman crying with text expressing feeling single for a long time.

Final score:

98points

POST

Verena Gitterle 4 years ago

Antiques become more precious with time!

45points

Natalia A 4 years ago

According to most societies, this only applies to men. It's messed up.

1point

Mustn’t eat the mango 🥭 4 years ago

:)

0points

Christian Bradshaw 4 years ago

You callin her old? /j

0points

Sum Guy 4 years ago

That's when you take anyone that smiles in your general direction

2points

Vicky Z 4 years ago

Better not to make discounts!!

0points

#51

Funny-Single-People-Memes

Final score:

47points

POST

TheGirlFromTheNorth 4 years ago

I WANT THIS!!!

25points

Kelli from Fitness Blender 4 years ago

I'd take it if I could paint it a different color.

2points

Jazzy Mc. Jaz 4 years ago

nice

1point

SoozeeQ 4 years ago

Well, he's not wrong!

1point

James016 4 years ago

Well he wasn’t lying.

0points

Thalia Lovering 4 years ago

I want this and also the ability to drive it.

0points

Kristof De Smet 4 years ago

A little hard to get under a bridge, but still...

0points

#52

Funny-Single-People-Memes

Final score:

47points

POST

Verena Gitterle 4 years ago

Wow!

8points

MermaidsAndDragons 4 years ago

I'll take both, thanks.

0points

Little Dino 4 years ago

you look great in reality, too!

0points

it's Wednesday my dudes. 4 years ago

reality can be delicious sometimes

0points

Intrigued Panda 4 years ago

Definitely

0points

Shull GaRett 4 years ago

Ok... what is that dish on the right and what would Gordon Ramsey call it? The bloody awful?

0points

#53

Funny-Single-People-Memes

Final score:

47points

POST

CrazedFalcon17 4 years ago

I saw this before and laughed for like five minutes. I still do.

7points

#54

Funny-Single-People-Memes

Final score:

46points

POST

Vicky Z 4 years ago

Run!!!

8points

Equine_Ravenclaw_Directioner 4 years ago

How is this so relatable?

2points

Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago

When someone likes what ?

0points

Rae Black 4 years ago

run away!!

0points

#55

Funny-Single-People-Memes

Final score:

45points

POST

troufaki13 4 years ago

I'm better off alone than in an abusive relationship

31points

Pungent Sauce 4 years ago

I’m single and still in one....

6points

Ohoi! 2 years ago

*her cheating husband

0points

Ola Polowczyk 4 years ago

Umm, wasn't she cheated on?

0points

Anna Banana 4 years ago

Another one of "you can't be happy if you're single, you're just lying to yourself"...

0points

Vicky Z 4 years ago

Well i wouldn't want Beyonce's relationship anyway

0points

Dawn Marie 4 years ago

been through that. NO man is worth it.. Never again.

-1point

#56

Funny-Single-People-Memes

Final score:

42points

POST

Luther von Wolfen 4 years ago

There's also being able to say "Hey, could you scoop out the litterbox?" on your way out the door even though it's your turn.

7points

#57

Funny-Single-People-Memes

Final score:

42points

POST

Michelle M 4 years ago

The best aisle

15points

Jo Johannsen 4 years ago

No, that's the aisle where the popcorn and chocolate are!

1point

Vicky Z 4 years ago

Prefer the chocolate aisle

3points

Shull GaRett 4 years ago

id go for some cake aisle.. or frozen pizza

2points

Monday 4 years ago

Why not both?

1point

Dark Pearl 4 years ago

There's no pink gin, so this aisle is clearly inferior to whichever aisle DOES have pink gin.

0points

#58

Funny-Single-People-Memes

Final score:

41points

POST

Verena Gitterle 4 years ago

....to celebrate

27points

Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago

Of course. What else could it be for ?

2points

Vicky Z 4 years ago

Cheers!!!

0points

#59

Funny-Single-People-Memes

Final score:

40points

POST

Doggo Froggo 4 years ago (edited)

"Nobody dies a virgin.... life f***s us all" - Kurt Cobain

36points

Kane_The_Corathian 4 years ago

Thank you

2points

Aroace tiger 4 years ago

Thats my goal in life

0points

Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago

"My parents deciding..." Ok, who said your parents can decide anything about your life in the first place ?

0points

#60

Funny-Single-People-Memes

Final score:

40points

POST

Michelle M 4 years ago

Just read that in Elizabeth Bennett's voice. I've never even heard her voice.

8points

#61

Funny-Single-People-Memes

Final score:

40points

POST

Your Average Pooh 4 years ago

Can you fix me though?

5points

The Chosen One 4 years ago

awww

0points

#62

Funny-Single-People-Memes

Final score:

38points

POST

Michelle M 4 years ago

Luckily, I have a dog

26points

White Paper Tsuru 4 years ago

Cats.

6points

real._.izuku 4 years ago

even my dog won't cuddle with me smh

2points

The Chosen One 4 years ago

lucky, my parents won't let me get any pets. I have to settle for an emotional support dinosaur

1point

Deson 4 years ago

No Dogs or Cats here. My roommate is allergic.

0points

Dark Pearl 4 years ago

I have a massive penguin sleeping bag that has only ever been used for cuddles.

0points

The Chosen One 4 years ago

yes

0points

tail_bite 4 years ago

I do.

0points

Theory Buchannon 4 years ago

yep...24/7

0points

Red 4 years ago

pillow.

0points

June 4 years ago

Luckily, I have a cat ;)

0points

#63

And It All Makes Sense Now Fml!!!!!🙄🙄🙄☹☹☹😂😂😂.....#canigetredo #iwasntready #singleproblems #fridayhumor

Final score:

38points

POST

Vicky Z 4 years ago

Yeah i blame them for all the bad luck i have too 😅😅

8points

Jo Johannsen 4 years ago

I have never forwarded a chain letter but it took reading your comment to understand I did this to myself. 🤔 😂

0points

#64

Funny-Single-People-Memes

Final score:

37points

POST

troufaki13 4 years ago

Awww *then puts them both in mouth and chews*

40points

Noemie Houtekie-N'Da 4 years ago

Romeegummy and Juliebear. A beautiful love story.

7points

diarykeeper 4 years ago

Reminds me of the 'Steadfast Tinsoldier'. Kinda sad in a way.

0points

#65

Funny-Single-People-Memes

Final score:

35points

POST

#66

Tag Your Single Friend ! 🤣😂🤣😂 _______________________________
#fails #fail #fail2018 #bestfails2018 #universe #prank #pranks #bestpranks #crazy #smile #laugh #silly #hilarious #fun #funny #failed #failure #funnyvideos #funnyposts #crazyvideo #bestprank #single #singlefriend #relationship #relationshipstatus

Final score:

34points

POST

Equine_Ravenclaw_Directioner 4 years ago

Me on Valentine's Day -

8points

El muerto 4 years ago

me: have you done the dishes?... other me: I'll do it tomorrow

1point

The Chosen One 4 years ago

this is a very weird picture

0points

#67

Funny-Single-People-Memes

Final score:

34points

POST

Vicky Z 4 years ago

I guess by lowering a lot the standards.....

14points

Khavrinen 4 years ago

Yes, but how do you get *them* to lower their standards enough to even consider dating you?

0points

Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago

Love is when two people are made too miserable by their loneliness, and hate each other slightly less than they hate everyone else.

1point

real._.izuku 4 years ago

I did! but then she moved to Washington and her phone number was banned on my phone 'cause my parents don't like that I'm gay-

0points

Red 4 years ago

I can't explain how I do it

0points

#68

Funny-Single-People-Memes

Final score:

33points

POST

Gabriel Jackson 4 years ago

Sad truth to some people ;-;

3points

Khavrinen 4 years ago

It's not just *a* choice, it's thousands of choices. By every woman I've ever been attracted to, unanimously!

0points

#69

Funny-Single-People-Memes

Final score:

33points

POST

Vicky Z 4 years ago

Bad thing: all calories for yourself😭😭😭

11points

Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago

But you are single, so it does not matter.

5points

Unnamed Hooman 3 years ago

Even worse thing (introverts only): you have to call to order 😨

0points

The Chosen One 4 years ago

I'll never understand the people who say that. I've always been both underweight and short for my age. Like I actually have my own growth curve below the normal growth curve. So I can't relate

0points

Pungent Sauce 4 years ago

One of them with anchovies, because they are delicious. (My pizza, my choice)

2points

Marianne 4 years ago

Why is it that so many people have problems to share their food with their partners? They do know that they can have the double amount of food than one person eats, right?

1point

Monday 4 years ago

Why would I order double the amount of food so two people can eat it if I can order double the amount of food and eat it all myself?

0points

shaDoria 4 years ago

Joey Tribbiani approves

1point

June 4 years ago

Savage <3

1point

Shull GaRett 4 years ago

And on Fridays there are sometimes 3 for a price of 1...

1point

#70

Funny-Single-People-Memes

Final score:

33points

POST

cookie panda 4 years ago

lol this is how my friends are in group chat at 3 am

4points

#71

#dating #dont #dress #weird #act Weird Or #say #anything Weird #me #rotfl #single #lmao #singlememes #funnymemes #lol #datingmemes #date #jigsaw #hilarious

Final score:

33points

POST

Luther von Wolfen 4 years ago

Lol, but I actually did. I laughed out loud.

19points

Doggo Froggo 4 years ago

Same

3points

June 4 years ago

Be yourself: dress weird, act weird, BE weird. Don't waste your time (and theirs).

4points

Maximum Ride 4 years ago (edited)

Definitely! People have to like who you really are. If I show up to a first date in a Starfleet uniform then they will have to deal with it.

3points

#72

Funny-Single-People-Memes

Final score:

32points

POST

Noemie Houtekie-N'Da 4 years ago

*starts praying to God in Latin, a language I don't even know*

4points

M O'Connell 4 years ago

Te, Dómine, sancte Pater, omnípotens aetérne Deus, supplices deprecámur pro anima famuli tui N., quem de hoc sǽculo ad te venire iussísti. *this is the only time Catholic school has paid off*

1point

Logic and Reason 4 years ago

Who needs social skills when you have Satanism?

1point

#73

Funny-Single-People-Memes

Final score:

32points

POST

Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago

"They were just being polite, they pity you, you annoy them, they don't really want you to come." That's what I always tell myself, and I'm almost sure I'm right.

6points

Jay Kay 4 years ago

well, that is probably true the first few months, after that they call you coz they are bored alone :D

0points

Theory Buchannon 4 years ago

...yep...feel this

0points

#74

Funny-Single-People-Memes

Final score:

31points

POST

Marianne 4 years ago

What if she says yes :)

1point

denzoren 4 years ago

EVERY SINGLE TIME

1point

The Chosen One 4 years ago

bu du ch

0points

Khavrinen 4 years ago

*If* she says no? Like there's any *if* to it.

0points

Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago

If you ask her out, you will be rejected, insulted, humiliated... You will feel terrible, guilty, stupid, embarrassed... So don't do it.

0points

#75

Funny-Single-People-Memes

Final score:

31points

POST

CrazedFalcon17 4 years ago

Oh dear

6points

#76

Funny-Single-People-Memes

Final score:

31points

POST

Saint Thomas 4 years ago

In my opinion you shouldn't have to shave your legs for anyone, except yourself if you feel like it.

47points

Verena Gitterle 4 years ago

Well said!

5points

River Webb 4 years ago

shave your legs for your new bedsheets

1point

Vicky Z 4 years ago

True

1point

The Chosen One 4 years ago

AAHAHAHA I THINK THAT SAME THING EVERY TIME I SHAVE!

0points

#77

Funny-Single-People-Memes

Final score:

31points

POST

Pungent Sauce 4 years ago

4 regular pillows, 2 body pillows, one cat. I’m comfy.

11points

Kelli from Fitness Blender 4 years ago

I have 1 memory foam pillow, 1 normal pillow, 1 fuzzy pillow, and one body pillow. And a doggo of course.

1point

#78

Funny-Single-People-Memes

Final score:

31points

POST

denzoren 4 years ago

This genuinely made me laugh Lol

4points

#79

Funny-Single-People-Memes

Final score:

30points

POST

#80

Funny-Single-People-Memes

Final score:

29points

POST

Tahar Taggle 4 years ago

That kind of sums it up, yea.

7points

Vicky Z 4 years ago

Me internally: "because everyone seems horrible" *continues being alone forever*

3points

Deson 4 years ago

Yep. You are your own worst critic. Unfortunately I have Siskel and Ebert as my internal critics of myself and they are very good at it.

1point

Rae Black 4 years ago

Sharon smh

1point

angie but who cares 4 years ago

i cant handle my own feeling how could i put up with another meat bag's feelings

0points

#81

Funny-Single-People-Memes

Final score:

28points

POST

Vicky Z 4 years ago

I don't blame her for looking him like that!

10points

#82

#truth #sayitsista #theholyfail #sass #walkingdisaster #badboys #badtastse #ontothenext #boys #teamsingle #singleaf #single #foreversingle

Final score:

28points

POST

Sarah Simons 4 years ago

You talk to them and try to be their friend, but then you get insecure and wonder if they know you like them and think you're weird, so you cut them out of your life to avoid possible embarrassment. ONE DAY THIS WILL BE THE CORRECT DECISION, I SWEAR!

2points

#83

Funny-Single-People-Memes

Final score:

27points

POST

DARKNIGHT131 4 years ago

He sprays it on his left hand then he has it on his right

10points

Doc Moran 4 years ago

Mirror.

9points

Khavrinen 4 years ago

Day 10950...

0points

#84

When You Just Can't Find Bae. #singlelife #singleaf #fuckboys #wheremygirlsat #fuckboymemes #dating #relationships #quote #lovequote

Final score:

27points

POST

Verena Gitterle 4 years ago

....then you clean it, repair it and then all your friends ask where you have found such a treasure.

19points

Shull GaRett 4 years ago

.... thats sounds a bit odd when you read it literally... but could be nice recovery story in a AA meeting

5points

#85

Nobody Puts Baby In A Corner
.
.
. .
.
#iusedtofeelsodevastated#attimesithoughtwednevermakeit#andnowweonourwaytogreatness#andallitevertookwaspatience #joeybadass #funny #meme #memes #single #singlelife #singlememes #relationaship#text #iguanas #funnyanimal #memesdaily #memestagram #memelife

Final score:

27points

POST

Vicky Z 4 years ago

Looks like titanic photoshoot

9points

Sista of the moon 4 years ago

WOW 😭😭😭😭😭😭 that is next level

2points

columbokateUK 4 years ago

It is a lovely photo though 😊

1point

shaDoria 4 years ago

these are Chinese water dragons; agamas.

0points

#86

Funny-Single-People-Memes

Final score:

26points

POST

Red 4 years ago

And then I said that's not a camel that's me ahahaahahahahhahahahahhaahha

3points

Cooper Schultz 4 years ago

this is so random I love it so much.

2points

#87

Funny-Single-People-Memes

Final score:

26points

POST

James016 4 years ago

Drink - Shake Well, interesting description.

12points

Tacocat 4 years ago

or maybe they meant "pour over ice"? 🤔 XD

6points

Dolevaal 4 years ago

Like Pour over ice?

0points

#88

Funny-Single-People-Memes

Final score:

26points

POST

MoreBubbles 4 years ago

Hey this is a comfortable position!

7points

Vorknkx 4 years ago

That's... not very hygienic.

3points

MelFunction 4 years ago

Ew

1point

Dobby The House Elf 4 years ago

Admit it. You just tried doing this.

0points

#89

Hayo, Siapa Yang Seperti Ini?

Final score:

26points

POST

June 4 years ago

Relationship with the fridge is actually a real and valuable relationship!

5points

Aroace tiger 4 years ago

So much better than a person

1point

Shull GaRett 4 years ago

Mine isnt that shiny...

3points

Jozie 4 years ago

LMAO.

2points

#90

Funny-Single-People-Memes

Final score:

25points

POST

CrazedFalcon17 4 years ago

Ouch

3points

Scarlett Storm 3 years ago

Big ouch

0points

CrunChewy McSandybutt 4 years ago

Same

0points

Kane_The_Corathian 4 years ago

Damn dude. Who hurt you?

0points

Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago

He is right. It hurts less, and people don't blam you for feeling this way.

0points

#91

Funny-Single-People-Memes

Final score:

24points

POST

Luther von Wolfen 4 years ago

I saw a trash can with a sign "No Loose Trash" and I wanted to steal it and put it on my bedroom door, but I didn't because my kid would see it and I'd have to explain that it's a joke about her mom.

2points

𝕁𝕖𝕟𝕟𝕪𝔹𝕖𝕖 4 years ago

I am trash....*Hello darkness my old friend starts playing*

1point

#92

Funny-Single-People-Memes

Final score:

24points

POST

Vicky Z 4 years ago

Skip intro button is always useful..

8points

Jasmine 4 years ago

Straight to s3x

1point

King Joffrey 4 years ago

The best thing on here. I'm married now but found dating as entertaining as a job interview.

0points

#93

Yup! Hahaha 😂😩 #love It #hilarious #relationship #relationshipmemes #singlememes #sofunny #waiting #godsplan

Final score:

24points

POST

Vorknkx 4 years ago

If only there were private places where people could do all their kissing. If such places existed, they'd probably be called "homes", wouldn't they?

10points

Verena Gitterle 4 years ago

If you wouldn`t look at the other people, you could see the film.

5points

#94

K, Thanks.

Final score:

24points

POST

cookie panda 4 years ago

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#95

Funny-Single-People-Memes

Final score:

23points

POST

Vicky Z 4 years ago

If i had these pants i would be hungry all day!!

9points

#96

Funny-Single-People-Memes

Final score:

23points

POST

Zsolt Hegedűs 4 years ago

This is hilarious XD

9points

CrazedFalcon17 4 years ago

What a move

0points

#97

Funny-Single-People-Memes

Final score:

23points

POST

#98

Funny-Single-People-Memes

Final score:

22points

POST

Legen ( wait for it ) dary 4 years ago

He is so so funny.

7points

#99

Funny-Single-People-Memes

Final score:

22points

POST

Luther von Wolfen 4 years ago

They make it in a spray can now.

10points

Shull GaRett 4 years ago

Are they implying going out somewhere? Not me.

3points

Monday 4 years ago

Jokes on you I have disproportionately long arms. I can reach my entire back with either arm.

2points

Aroace tiger 4 years ago

Same!

0points

Dan Buczynski 4 years ago

I just bought a thing that you put lotion on so you can get it on the middle of your back. I ain't need nobody now.

0points

cassiushumanmother 4 years ago

I don't need anyone, i do it myself.

0points

Jayne Kyra 4 years ago

I can put sunscreen on my own back thanks to scoliosis! It also gives me terrible migraines... like the one right now.

0points

#100

Funny-Single-People-Memes

Final score:

20points

POST

Vicky Z 4 years ago

That's true love

13points

Amanda Panda 4 years ago

All the cookie dough is really for one. If you're not a weenie.

1point

Melanie King 4 years ago

idc if im ever in a relationship, all the cookie dough is still for one: me

0points

Alessandro Morgan 4 years ago

I literally just did that yesterday lmao

0points

#101

Idk I Am Single

Final score:

20points

POST

Linda Williams 4 years ago

Hahahaha 😂

7points

#102

Funny-Single-People-Memes

Final score:

20points

POST

Legen ( wait for it ) dary 4 years ago

Yesssss, single yes, spider building nets inside panties no..

2points

#103

Funny-Single-People-Memes

Final score:

19points

POST

Curry on... 4 years ago

Yeah, but you were once attracted to them, so there's that.

2points

#104

Funny-Single-People-Memes

Final score:

19points

POST

#105

Funny-Single-People-Memes

Final score:

19points

POST

Luther von Wolfen 4 years ago

It's funny because if you stop dating completely, you can just leave your trauma out in the middle of the livingroom and nobody will mention it. I'm using mine as a coffeetable.

21points

June 4 years ago

and if you don't solve it it will come back as soon as you date again. Coffeetable and never date again sounds good anyway.

0points

Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago

Society has been blaming single people so long and so hard, they start blaming themselves.

0points

#106

Funny-Single-People-Memes

Final score:

19points

POST

Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago

My advice : when you are in such a situation, just assume they are not into you. It is always the right answer.

10points

cookie panda 4 years ago

better safe than sorry fam.

3points

#107

Funny-Single-People-Memes

Final score:

18points

POST

Legen ( wait for it ) dary 4 years ago

Life goals

6points

#108

Funny-Single-People-Memes

Final score:

18points

POST

Vicky Z 4 years ago

Depends how drunk i am

23points

King Joffrey 4 years ago

Which still doesn't answer the question...

5points

Shull GaRett 4 years ago

Hi there Bambi. Your eyes are really shiny this night (look right ;) )

5points

Kelli from Fitness Blender 4 years ago

I didn't see the deer at first, thanks!

3points

Red 4 years ago

I'll be running down that road before I even THINK of going back to my ex

2points

Dan Buczynski 4 years ago

Aw, I'm making friends with that deer and walking down the road

2points

ScarlettofHydraIsland 4 years ago

Neither. I don’t have any ex’s (or romantic future) so I can sleep in my warm bed at 3am

1point

Prideless 4 years ago

Omg the deer tho

1point

Theory Buchannon 4 years ago

[music notes] AnD i WiLl wAlK 500 mIleS aNd I wIlL wAlK 500 mOrE

1point

Doggo Froggo 4 years ago

I'd actually take the road.... I think..... definitely if I had company lol

1point

Pungent Sauce 4 years ago

Walk? I’d crawl down it over broken glass.

1point

Unnamed Hooman 3 years ago

🎶I walk a lonely road-

0points

#109

Funny-Single-People-Memes

Final score:

18points

POST

#110

Funny-Single-People-Memes

Final score:

18points

POST

Curry on... 4 years ago

And that's why there were no sparks between you.

3points

James016 4 years ago

“Sooo, do you like bread?”

1point

#111

Funny-Single-People-Memes

Final score:

18points

POST

Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago

Me at blood donation when they ask me when my last same-sex intercourse was "Hmm... Monday... Tuesday... Plus five... Minus seven... Never."

4points

#112

Funny-Single-People-Memes

Final score:

18points

POST

SoozeeQ 4 years ago

Love this caption.

6points

Curry on... 4 years ago

Hey, but they loved til death.

1point

#113

Funny-Single-People-Memes

Final score:

18points

POST

Curry on... 4 years ago

So you aren't attracted to people like you...

0points

#114

Funny-Single-People-Memes

Final score:

18points

POST

Vicky Z 4 years ago

And there always be a cat somewhere demanding her food!!

4points

Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago

There are no soulmates, only people who use each other to make their loneliness more bearable.

0points

#115

Funny-Single-People-Memes

Final score:

18points

POST

Kristof De Smet 4 years ago

It's the washing machine!

7points

#116

Funny-Single-People-Memes

Final score:

16points

POST

Luther von Wolfen 4 years ago

Jesus doesn't complain if I don't shave for three days, so I'm sticking with Him.

7points

#117

Funny-Single-People-Memes

Final score:

16points

POST

Shull GaRett 4 years ago

Yup... i can relate...

1point

#118

Funny-Single-People-Memes

Final score:

16points

POST

#119

Too True 😂
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#instagood #cityboy #singlelife #singlefriend #london #citylife #memes #datinginlondon #tooreal #truth #gaysinglelondon #nightowl

Final score:

16points

POST

#120

For Real Though 👐 #memes #memesofinstagram #singlememes #single #dead #deadaf

Final score:

16points

POST

#121

Funny-Single-People-Memes

Final score:

16points

POST

Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger 4 years ago

If you don't pick up yourself, no one else will. That's also completely true when you are in a relationship, trust me on this.

1point

#122

Funny-Single-People-Memes

Final score:

16points

POST

Noemie Houtekie-N'Da 4 years ago

you'll find your match in heaven.

1point

Dark Pearl 4 years ago

Or Hell. Depends what kind of person they were.

1point

#123

Funny-Single-People-Memes

Final score:

15points

POST

CrazedFalcon17 4 years ago

Okay that works I suppose

8points

#124

Funny-Single-People-Memes

Final score:

15points

POST

Michelle M 4 years ago

You shouldn't make yourself uncomfortable just because you're single

13points

$fracarr avatar$

François Carré 4 years ago

That's a narrow-minded vision of sleeping alone, to say the least. Having a king size bed just for yourself is actually great.

4points

June 4 years ago

No. No no no no no. No. NO.

1point

Vicky Z 4 years ago

Single and mermaid??

1point

#125

Funny-Single-People-Memes

Final score:

15points

POST

i love...................food 4 years ago

looks like...... you know what never mind

1point