Significant others can indeed be a blessing, making life so much easier and happier. However, in the case of these straightforwardly stupid and childish, yet funny partners - this is not always true. Boyfriends who mistake pistachio nut shells for seashells as a gift for a girlfriend, lock their padlock keys together with the padlock or even make a sandwich with the plastic wrapper still on cheese. These anecdotes are only a part of a long list of good-for-nothing partners, that goes from funny to hilarious.

If you can relate to anything on this list, then I'm sorry to break it to you, but you have a boyfriend who's probably an idiot. However, don't despair, as you will see from these funny boyfriend quotes and pictures compiled by Bored Panda, it is not you alone who suffers from a discouraging partner. Someone who suffers from short-time memory loss, bouts of stupidity, selective hearing problems or even slowly turning into a meme. From funny boyfriends who think World War One started on 9/11 to girlfriends bearing dog cookies as gifts for their boyfriends, this collection of epic partner fails will make you realize that there's always somebody dumber than you. Don't forget to vote for the funniest boyfriend memes!

#1

Present From A Cat

Present From A Cat

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John L
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, at least you know where she picked up her lack of imagination, right?

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#2

Very Wholesome Intentions

Very Wholesome Intentions

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#3

So My Girlfriend Didn't Want To Lose The Keys To Her Lock

So My Girlfriend Didn't Want To Lose The Keys To Her Lock

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#4

Moon And Sun

Moon And Sun

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Jespren Ray
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

2nd grade??? Isn't this more of a 3 year old thing?

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#5

I Told My Boyfriend I Wasn't Feeling Well And Asked Him To Buy A Thermometer On His Way Home From Work

I Told My Boyfriend I Wasn't Feeling Well And Asked Him To Buy A Thermometer On His Way Home From Work

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#6

My Girlfriend Just Asked What The "No" On This Switch Meant

My Girlfriend Just Asked What The "No" On This Switch Meant

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#7

I Asked My Wife To Bring My Basement Shoes To Me. She Said "The Opaads?"

I Asked My Wife To Bring My Basement Shoes To Me. She Said "The Opaads?"

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#8

This Is How My Wife Decided To Unpack Her New Cable

This Is How My Wife Decided To Unpack Her New Cable

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Hans
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Admittedly, it is hard to believe that these bloody, frustrating plastic packages are not replaced by paper-ones for good!

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#10

North

North

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#11

My Husband Asked My Gynecologist If He Was A Texas Longhorn

My Husband Asked My Gynecologist If He Was A Texas Longhorn

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Hans
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow...this lack of education is not embarassing, it is frightening.

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#12

Breast Feeding

Breast Feeding

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Jespren Ray
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Guess he skipped the whole 'humans are mammals' part of 1st grade.

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#13

Is That Earth?

Is That Earth?

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Rafael Tiba
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

nice, didn't know you martians had access to the internet

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#15

I Am 5'1". I Asked My 6'2" Husband To Hang A Mirror For Me

I Am 5'1". I Asked My 6'2" Husband To Hang A Mirror For Me

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#16

Organ Donor

Organ Donor

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Virginia Gould
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's what happens when you use Monty Python's "Meaning of Life" as an educational film...

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#18

Caught My Girlfriend Eating These "Christmas Cookies". They're Dog Treats

Caught My Girlfriend Eating These "Christmas Cookies". They're Dog Treats

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#19

Doctors And Nurses

Doctors And Nurses

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Jacob Croft
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Crap. I'm a nurse so I must be a woman. Don't know I'm going to break the bad news to my penis...

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#20

Black And White Past

Black And White Past

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#22

I See Your Wife Cable Opening Skills And Raise You My Girlfriend's Avocado Cutting Skills

I See Your Wife Cable Opening Skills And Raise You My Girlfriend's Avocado Cutting Skills

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#23

My Friend's Husband Thought He Could Microwave His Shirt To Dry It Faster

My Friend's Husband Thought He Could Microwave His Shirt To Dry It Faster

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#24

I'm Dumb

I'm Dumb

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#25

My Girlfriend And I Are Having A Contest To See Who's The Best Cook. I Walked In On Her Trying To Cook A Steak. I Think I Might Win This One.

My Girlfriend And I Are Having A Contest To See Who's The Best Cook. I Walked In On Her Trying To Cook A Steak. I Think I Might Win This One.

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Lara-Andrea Beck
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Seeing a nice piece of meat getting murdered like this breaks my heart!

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#26

So My Buddy Took His Girlfriend Flyfishing

So My Buddy Took His Girlfriend Flyfishing

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Lara-Andrea Beck
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love the reflection in his glasses :D At least it looks like she's sorry.

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#27

Plastic Plant

Plastic Plant

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#28

Girlfriend Asked If I Was Doing Drugs

Girlfriend Asked If I Was Doing Drugs

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#29

My Girlfriend Just Sent Me This Image And Asked "Is This A HDMI Cabel?"

My Girlfriend Just Sent Me This Image And Asked "Is This A HDMI Cabel?"

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#30

She Just Wanted To Keep The Cheese Fresh

She Just Wanted To Keep The Cheese Fresh

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#31

I Asked My Husband To Put Away The Leftovers

I Asked My Husband To Put Away The Leftovers

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#32

How I Know My Girlfriend Was Cooking Today

How I Know My Girlfriend Was Cooking Today

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#33

My Hubby Tried To Bake Cookies Tonight. On A Cooling Rack

My Hubby Tried To Bake Cookies Tonight. On A Cooling Rack

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Marlowe Fitzpatrik
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"But that's where they always are when you bake them and I come home!"

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#34

Wife Asked Me To Get Her A Mounds Bar At The Store. I Spent 5 Minutes Looking Because I Only Saw Spunow Bars

Wife Asked Me To Get Her A Mounds Bar At The Store. I Spent 5 Minutes Looking Because I Only Saw Spunow Bars

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#35

Wife Asked Me To Get Period Pads. I Got Granny Leakage Pads

Wife Asked Me To Get Period Pads. I Got Granny Leakage Pads

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#36

Wife's Chic Jeans

Wife's Chic Jeans

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#37

My Boyfriend Put This Up On His Fridge Last April. I Left Him A Note

My Boyfriend Put This Up On His Fridge Last April. I Left Him A Note

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Brian Knapp
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Now it is a reusable wipeable pad! Good for him! lol.

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#38

Be Careful What You Clean

Be Careful What You Clean

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#39

So My Girlfriend Needed My Help Hanging This

So My Girlfriend Needed My Help Hanging This

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Hans
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Putting this on top of the washer is very ironic, too.

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#40

WWI

WWI

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Hans
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ask that on the street, and 1/3 of people will give you similar responses. The same people that think Germany is ruled by Hitler, Africans are all cannibals, and China has an emperor.

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#42

My Friend's Girlfriend Walks Into Our Apartment And Said "Wow You Guys Really Love Physics!"

My Friend's Girlfriend Walks Into Our Apartment And Said "Wow You Guys Really Love Physics!"

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Susanna Vesna
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't know much about Pink Floyd..Apart from that it was some 70-80s band? I would think about Physics too..

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#43

Offered To Clean The House For "Husband Points" While The Wife Was Out Of Town. Hired A Maid But Didn't Check The Work. Busted!

Offered To Clean The House For "Husband Points" While The Wife Was Out Of Town. Hired A Maid But Didn't Check The Work. Busted!

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John L
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you are deceptive about this, then what else are you guilty of doing?

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#44

This Is How Dad Dressed Daughter For The Daycare

This Is How Dad Dressed Daughter For The Daycare

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Jeanne Deaux
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I must admit I love her in these clothes. It shows all her smotth baby fat and makes you want to poke her.

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#45

Optional Stop

Optional Stop

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Heather
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And how did she pass the written test?Or is this a question she got wrong,but still answered the others correctly?Things that make u go hmmm

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#46

I Was At Work And He Decided It Was Time To Do Dishes

I Was At Work And He Decided It Was Time To Do Dishes

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John L
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is the Perfect "Learning Moment". Think positive.

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#47

My Husband Tried Cutting His Hair By Himself

My Husband Tried Cutting His Hair By Himself

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#48

Asked My Girlfriend To Get Us Some Firewood. She Came Back With This

Asked My Girlfriend To Get Us Some Firewood. She Came Back With This

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#49

I Told My Husband The Towels Go In The Kitchen, So He Put Them There

I Told My Husband The Towels Go In The Kitchen, So He Put Them There

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Stille20
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

mmmmm..I have my doubts that he doesn't know what a microwave is. Sounds like he doesn't want to be asked to do simple tasks.

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#50

Wife Asked Me "Is That Thing Full Of Coffee?"

Wife Asked Me "Is That Thing Full Of Coffee?"

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Sreejith
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

may be, cant say.. new bussiness are evolving everyday

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#51

Forgot Keys To Lock Up My Bike This Morning. Asked The Wife To Do It For Me

Forgot Keys To Lock Up My Bike This Morning. Asked The Wife To Do It For Me

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#52

I Asked My Husband To Grab Me Some Make-Up Remover At The Store. He Came Back With This. Thanks For Trying, Babe

I Asked My Husband To Grab Me Some Make-Up Remover At The Store. He Came Back With This. Thanks For Trying, Babe

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#53

I Asked My Wife For A Shower Sponge And Beard Brush. Next Time I Need To Be More Specific

I Asked My Wife For A Shower Sponge And Beard Brush. Next Time I Need To Be More Specific

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cool sun
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hey, at least your beard will stay curled!

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#54

Asked My Husband To Clasp My Bra This Morning. I Think It Was His First Time

Asked My Husband To Clasp My Bra This Morning. I Think It Was His First Time

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#55

My Drunk Girlfriend Was Really Upset About Losing In Connect Four

My Drunk Girlfriend Was Really Upset About Losing In Connect Four

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Kjorn
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

damn... that's a quick loss!!! you only need 4 to win?

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#56

My Wife Asked If The Artichoke Flavored Beer I Was Drinking Was Good

My Wife Asked If The Artichoke Flavored Beer I Was Drinking Was Good

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Red Panda Kitty
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not that dumb - if you don't drink beer, why would you know about hops? And they look similar.

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