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It's one thing to make an edgy joke when you're with friends, but completely next level to put it on a sign in public. Yet some people, including business owners, have both the wit and the courage to try it and pull it off.

Mocking rude past customers in order to attract new ones... Teasing current employees... Nothing is off-limits if you know how to go about it. And don't worry—your joke won't be lost even when you have to take down the sign. If it's really good, someone will surely take a picture of it and upload the image to the r/FunnySigns subreddit. With over 143,000 members, it's a catalog of some of the best signs, billboards, and warnings out there. Continue scrolling and check out some of its most popular posts to date.

These signs definitely have a lot of personality. And it's precisely what people and businesses want from them. Sick and tired of chain culture slowly making all high streets look the same, many city shops are returning to handpainted signs. It's estimated that there are about 300 full-time signwriters working in the UK alone.

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    Very Clever

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    As young graphic designers and artists are making their way into the industry, signwriting enthusiast Sam Roberts said that: "This is a generation that has grown up with computers at the heart of their work and who are seeking to engage with the physical processes that go into producing letter forms."

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    Earthquake Detection Kit

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    The subreddit r/FunnySigns is an old one—it was created all the way back in 2012. With 143,000 members, it's neither big nor small. However, I feel that it's going to remain relevant. After all, people want to be individual, to stand out. And creating a good sign achieves just that.

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    I Think We Can All Agree:

    I Think We Can All Agree:

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    The Karen Spot

    The Karen Spot

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    grey galah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they'll see their ugly angry face too

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    #6

    Found Locally... Can Relate

    Found Locally... Can Relate

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    Funny But True

    Funny But True

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    Vorona Cirus

    Vorona Cirus

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    Hilary Mol
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need to know where this bookstore is. These are my people.

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    #9

    Seems Like They've Had Some Bad Customers Caw Caw

    Seems Like They've Had Some Bad Customers Caw Caw

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    Purr·maid
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awesome. Now they just need to make one for cats.

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    #10

    The Most Interesting Ad I've Ever Seen

    The Most Interesting Ad I've Ever Seen

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    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they are kinda practicing what they are preaching.

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    #11

    Actually Genius Though

    Actually Genius Though

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    Abdus Sameh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very creative graphic pic right there. I see no problem with this, it's genius.

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    #12

    Doctors Be Like

    Doctors Be Like

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    CurlyCucumber
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Paracetamole tbl a 500mg 4x1 tbl if necessary Pharmacist

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    #13

    I Can Hear The Review Now. Lol

    I Can Hear The Review Now. Lol

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    #14

    This Synagogue Sign In Toronto

    This Synagogue Sign In Toronto

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    You’re Obsessing About This!

    You’re Obsessing About This!

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    #16

    Coffee Menu

    Coffee Menu

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    Alexandra Light
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm about to die because of smiling and laughing too much 🤣

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    #17

    Important Reminder

    Important Reminder

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    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice sign. I approve this message.

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    #18

    Well That's A Good Way

    Well That's A Good Way

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    We All Know That One Guy

    We All Know That One Guy

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    Cip IESAN
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Important to know where is Joe now...

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    #20

    Think About It Next Time

    Think About It Next Time

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    citcat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if you had twins? I bet you werent expecting that!

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    #21

    Target

    Target

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    Helen Haley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She should've left him in a car with the window cracked, some food and water, and games on his phone.

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    #22

    Just To Be Clear

    Just To Be Clear

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    Roomba On The Run!

    Roomba On The Run!

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    #25

    Stubborn

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    Luisa Vasconcelos
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw this one 1000 times but every time I laugh out loud.

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    #26

    Am I In The Right Place?

    Am I In The Right Place?

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    #29

    No Trespassing

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    #30

    Noah

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    [ Interesting Title ]

    [ Interesting Title ]

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    The Good News Is We Do Accept Debit Cards

    The Good News Is We Do Accept Debit Cards

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    #33

    We Will, We Will... Think Of A Better Title Next Time

    We Will, We Will... Think Of A Better Title Next Time

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    #34

    F

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    Vic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well Pete was quite a catch (... For the velociraptor)

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    Keep It In Yo Pants

    Keep It In Yo Pants

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    Spellbound !

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    Micah64
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then Karen complains because she doesn't get the joke...

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    #37

    Wonder How Many Times Someone Knocked Before The Sign Was Made

    Wonder How Many Times Someone Knocked Before The Sign Was Made

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    #38

    Heard

    Heard

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    Lis Daglish
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In some ways 2020 has simply allowed me to be the person I truly am....

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    #39

    That's A Big Muffin

    That's A Big Muffin

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    Rose the Cook
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have fun convincing your insurance company the damage was caused by a giant muffin!

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    #40

    Not All Hero Wear Capes. Some Create Signs Of Miserable Joy

    Not All Hero Wear Capes. Some Create Signs Of Miserable Joy

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    #41

    Are U Cold?

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    #42

    Heed The Warning

    Heed The Warning

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    Cip IESAN
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some horror movies start like this...

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    #43

    The Sign On My Husbands Graphic Design Department

    The Sign On My Husbands Graphic Design Department

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    #44

    Like, Just Be Careful Guys

    Like, Just Be Careful Guys

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    Tidal_wave
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like the fire hydrant is holding a light saber

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    #45

    Well...

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    Eirik Johnsbråten
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it doesn't get much wetter than that.

    Memento Mori
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *cough* that'swhatshesaid *cough* sorry I had to put a michael scott level joke in there

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    NWB
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    good to have a bit of fun at work! hehehe

    Bunzilla
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i literally laughed out loud. most times i don't actually when I say "lol" but this time I did.

    あんぱんまん
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hahaha time to swim on the floorr then... my drean come true...

    Alexandra Light
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg it looks like there is a glass ground omgggggg

    Mark Kitson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok. I will be careful when swimming then.

    Athenalikesowls
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sure hope Jesus doesnt slip. It looks very wet.

    Aimee Kelley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus quit teasing us mortals you don't have to brag about, we get that you can walk on water, thank you very much.

    Angie Foos
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    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Say say say say no no yes no X See zzwxsxxdh

    Martha Higgins
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The person who did this is wonderful!

    Tomislav Koren
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually mirrored image of sign in room where camera is and pool is on other room divided by glass. Probably due to different water temperatures in pools.

    Anna Repp
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it is not dry, is it?

    Jessica Muñoz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They should have put it at the actual bottom of the pool.

    Jewell Martin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did they do that? Is it tromp d’eilll

    NOAH KAMRATH
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean you have to give them credit, they're right

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think you need to mop the floor. Cleaning person can have a cup of tea instead.

    okpkpkp
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of my old swim team days.

    Spikey Bunny
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I LOLled way to hard at this!!!! XD

    Sabse
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again: no alcohol at work!

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    #46

    A Real Sign In My Real Neighborhood (That's Really Not Wrong)

    A Real Sign In My Real Neighborhood (That's Really Not Wrong)

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    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sign has better hair than The Donald does.

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    #47

    This Isn’t What I Signed Up For

    This Isn’t What I Signed Up For

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    Katherine Boag
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's genitalia reveal. Gender reveal is where you set loose a male goose onto an unsuspecting group of people

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    #48

    Stay Safe

    Stay Safe

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    Rissie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good point, will bring this up when anyone ever comments my weight ;)

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    #49

    Strip Clubs Quarantined Sign

    Strip Clubs Quarantined Sign

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    #50

    Finger Licking Drive

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    #52

    Bookstore’s Closed Sign In Seattle

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    #53

    Indubitably

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    7. I'm drunk and it's time for me to go home.

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    #54

    Irony? I Don’t Think So

    Irony? I Don’t Think So

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    Understatement Of The Year

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    #56

    Explosive Realization

    Explosive Realization

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    Vic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    .. then it is the messiest medicine..

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    #57

    Images You Can Hear

    Images You Can Hear

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    Vic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, if you call when driving, someone might have to call the Ghost Busters on you..

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    #58

    What Up Parents

    What Up Parents

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    Cip IESAN
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anti-vaxxers won't understand the irony...

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    #59

    Strange

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    Change Is Inside Us All

    Change Is Inside Us All

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    #61

    This Sign In The Bathroom At My College

    This Sign In The Bathroom At My College

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    E Menendez
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so true. The only difference between Doritos dust and germs is you can see the Doritos dust. Everything sticks to your hands. That is why "the five second rule" is bogus - if you dropped it on Dorito dust you would see it (and still eat it) but it is the same with germs (though perhaps you would still eat it).

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    #62

    Just The Facts

    Just The Facts

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    Zenozenobee
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Last summer, I saw a guy at the gas station trying to light his cigarette while the employee was unlocking a gas cylinder for him... guess you have to make this type of sign understandable even for really dense people! (The employee noticed him, pointed the no smoking sign and the other one stopped. But I'm pretty sure, he did'nt smoke because it was forbidden, not because he understood why it was forbidden)

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    #63

    I Am Nice To Turtles, Don't Worry

    I Am Nice To Turtles, Don't Worry

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    Better Check Before You ‘Commit’ To Anything

    Better Check Before You ‘Commit’ To Anything

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    #66

    Don’t Tap The Glass!

    Don’t Tap The Glass!

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    just a hamilfan (hufflepuff)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is where I live! (They don’t have the sign anymore but I recognize the donuts)

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    #67

    What A Legend

    What A Legend

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    80 Van
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read it three times trying to figure out what a “Ctrl Mademe” was.

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    #68

    Don't Let Max Into The Library

    Don't Let Max Into The Library

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    #69

    Chicken Gotta Make Money Somehow...

    Chicken Gotta Make Money Somehow...

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    Vic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Chicken Strips origin story..

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    #70

    100% [oc]

    100% [oc]

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    #71

    At The Bar I Work At. I Love It

    At The Bar I Work At. I Love It

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    #72

    An Interesting Title

    An Interesting Title

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Note: You will still be charged for not showing up.

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    #73

    Step Ladder

    Step Ladder

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    #74

    Mexican Food

    Mexican Food

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's still pushing his wall and his contractors are now even working faster to build more walls before Biden tells them to stop.

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    #75

    Deal

    Deal

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    Adam C
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this sign to trick people that think 1/3 cup of something is less than 1/4 cup.

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    #76

    Attention

    Attention

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    #77

    Dammit, Abby!

    Dammit, Abby!

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    Vic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We I guess she's been Abby-sconding.. I think I need sleep..

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    #78

    The Last Straw!

    The Last Straw!

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    Since 2017!

    Since 2017!

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    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you won't coming at my birthday party Chris

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    #80

    Not Actually A Sign, But...

    Not Actually A Sign, But...

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    #82

    Essentials

    Essentials

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    Ben Smith
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahaha. Actually did LOL at this one

    #83

    This NY Coffeehouse

    This NY Coffeehouse

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    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Starbucks lingo is purposely pretentious.

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    #84

    New Navy Recruitment Sign Like

    New Navy Recruitment Sign Like

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my country unattended children are given black coffee and a puppy and are taught how to smoke weed.

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    #85

    Life Could Be A Dream

    Life Could Be A Dream

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    #86

    Not A Drill

    Not A Drill

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    2WheelTravlr
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And no one is going to say anything about the invisible man standing there?

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    #87

    The Name Says It All

    The Name Says It All

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    Warning Says It All

    Warning Says It All

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    #89

    It’s True Though

    It’s True Though

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    François Carré
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "All pets" sounds a bit unfair. Some pets are actually well-mannered and should be allowed to roam freely.

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    #90

    Modern Problems Requires Modern Solutions

    Modern Problems Requires Modern Solutions

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    #91

    The Man Delorean!

    The Man Delorean!

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    #92

    Arial Bold?

    Arial Bold?

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    Cip IESAN
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She is of Italian descent so, she is Ariana Grande Italic!

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    #93

    Don’t Be An Idiot

    Don’t Be An Idiot

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    Rose the Cook
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where do people feel the need to go shopping with loaded firearms?

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    #94

    Those Are The Rules

    Those Are The Rules

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    Nia Loves Art
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If we sent kids home for peeing their pants preschools would be empty.

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    #95

    Typically I Guess

    Typically I Guess

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    #96

    It's Ice Cream!

    It's Ice Cream!

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    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I'd thought of this. (Hastily goes through lots of phrases searching for a new clever word-play.)

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    #97

    Our Ool

    Our Ool

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    Cip IESAN
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't ee in the ool! If you ee you'll be unished!

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    #98

    Send Bail Money!

    Send Bail Money!

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    #100

    How Could They Not See It Coming?

    How Could They Not See It Coming?

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    Mathieu Brouwers
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On June 28, 2009, Stephan Hawking threw a party for time travelers. The next day, he sent out the invitations. All time travelers were afraid to be stuck in the years of quarantine which began in the 2020 AD.

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    #101

    I Have Six Kids. This Is By The Door On The Way Out

    I Have Six Kids. This Is By The Door On The Way Out

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    Justin G
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that the sign is sideways says otherwise

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    #102

    When You Put It Like That ....

    When You Put It Like That ....

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    #103

    Lets Bee Honest

    Lets Bee Honest

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    IFXO
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Won't the bee be dead though 🤣🤣🤣

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    #104

    That’s Good To Know Where They Go

    That’s Good To Know Where They Go

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    Cip IESAN
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is darker than the "This Is Dark" post!

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    #105

    Cigarettes Do Be Dangerous Doe

    Cigarettes Do Be Dangerous Doe

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    #106

    Me Talking To Anyone Who Has A Dog...

    Me Talking To Anyone Who Has A Dog...

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    Ray Heap
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once answered a date who said that to me: (even though I wasn`t) "Wasn´t looking at your eyes... was looking at your tits, nice rack by the way!" There was no second date.

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    #108

    Not Actual Size

    Not Actual Size

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    Micah64
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've see those. There was a giant hot dog one at my Ikea.

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    #109

    You're Gonna Need It

    You're Gonna Need It

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    #110

    That's A Hole Sign

    That's A Hole Sign

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    Adam C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I assume there is some really nasty s**t inside

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    #111

    If We Have It, We Have It!

    If We Have It, We Have It!

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    #112

    Free, You Say?

    Free, You Say?

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    #113

    No Karens Allowed

    No Karens Allowed

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    #114

    Have You Seen This Bird?

    Have You Seen This Bird?

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    #115

    Rooftop Sex?

    Rooftop Sex?

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    #117

    Ok I Will Try Not To..

    Ok I Will Try Not To..

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    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    depend... how does she looks?

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    #118

    My Man Got Backup Plan

    My Man Got Backup Plan

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    Among Us
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *whispers* It's a surprise tool that'll help us later!

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    #119

    Just Like Potato

    Just Like Potato

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    #120

    Joke's On You, I Am Unemployed

    Joke's On You, I Am Unemployed

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    Daria Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing wrong with having ALL your body parts clean ;)

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    #121

    Supermarkets Are Being Mean!

    Supermarkets Are Being Mean!

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    Anarchy (they/them)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But the loophole is you bring someone else so now there is two customers, you pay together. If they stop you say one bread is for the other person but you're paying together so you want the deal. Technically three of the breads are for you so you're not breaking any rules...

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    #122

    Holding The Gun Sideways Like That Tells Me Everything I Need To Know About Him

    Holding The Gun Sideways Like That Tells Me Everything I Need To Know About Him

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    JuJu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The way he's holding it, he didn't hit anything he intended to.

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    #124

    “Don’t Let Anyone Put A Label On You”

    “Don’t Let Anyone Put A Label On You”

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    Thenatural
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Denim dog was tired of people putting labels on his nose.....

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    #125

    My One True Love

    My One True Love

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    #126

    Cinema Near Me

    Cinema Near Me

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    Sean N
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Been there! Jacksonville, Florida

    #127

    Gen Z Is Unstoppable

    Gen Z Is Unstoppable

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    W Smith
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IT OBVIOUSLY SAYS HO. FUC.K CENSORSHIP

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    #128

    Hmmm

    Hmmm

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    #129

    Who The Hell Would Do That!?

    Who The Hell Would Do That!?

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    #130

    Found At My Local Dealership

    Found At My Local Dealership

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    #132

    Sign Either Broke Coincidentally, Or Was Made In Response To 2020

    Sign Either Broke Coincidentally, Or Was Made In Response To 2020

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    #134

    Help

    Help

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't know the guy, but he looks like that creepy uncle who is always offering to babysit even when you really do not need a babysit.

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    #135

    Found At My Local Walmart. Dude Said They Just Wanted To See What One People Would Use More

    Found At My Local Walmart. Dude Said They Just Wanted To See What One People Would Use More

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    #136

    Especially , Read The Box!

    Especially , Read The Box!

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    François Carré
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope they were put in contact with that guy who was desperately looking for that same bird.

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    #137

    Sorry Guys, We Are Still Closed But I Did A Few To Keep Them Coming In These Strained Times

    Sorry Guys, We Are Still Closed But I Did A Few To Keep Them Coming In These Strained Times

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    #138

    Just Be Thankful...

    Just Be Thankful...

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    Cip IESAN
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    When life gives you herpes make up!

    #139

    Grow Up Karen

    Grow Up Karen

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    #140

    Message From God

    Message From God

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Appealing to the common sense of religious people never worked.

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    #141

    My Milkshake Brought All The Boys To The Yard... Before Covid

    My Milkshake Brought All The Boys To The Yard... Before Covid

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    Queen Cucumber
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hi, read me, instead of reading that other comment!

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    #142

    But Officer, It's 6:01pm, Ergo I Can Now Do Crime

    But Officer, It's 6:01pm, Ergo I Can Now Do Crime

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In reality this sign means: No stopping on both sides of the road but it's not a crime between 8 AM and 6 PM.

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    #145

    Got A Face?

    Got A Face?

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    surprised pikachu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if you don't have a face you have a different problem

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    #146

    Huh

    Huh

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    Katrina
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the same as the fish one earlier...

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    #147

    Instant Heal 100

    Instant Heal 100

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    Luther von Wolfen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't usually laugh out loud, but when I do, I saw this.

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    #148

    You Can Always Trade It In If You Don't Like It

    You Can Always Trade It In If You Don't Like It

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    David Martin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From the same people behind "KidsExchange"

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