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If you were looking for a sign, Wallingford Sign is the one. Each week it provides you a new joke or a witty observation. Isn't it a puntastic idea?

This funny initiative was started by Seattle Propane at Wallingford Chevron. In 2005 an auto repair shop was converted into an ExtraMile convenience store. The owners say, that it had always been "easy to think of useful messages to put on the sign for things like service promotions and store specials and the like", but they wanted to do something different with it. And so they did.

Check out the sign's wisdom in the pictures below!

More info: Wallingfordsign.com | Twitter | Facebook (h/t: huffingtonpost)

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    Chubstep
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well, what do yu know, it worked

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    SusannaVesna
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LMAO! My mum, an English teacher, would love this!

    Autumn
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Groan* Why do they use the a pun?

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    Elizabeth Lee
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe we are the ones that should leave the house and go someplace the kids can never find us.

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    PeterSchenckJr.
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you for banking with Matrix One.

    MultiChara
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    - that's what happen when you have no SENSE.

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    KatPhase
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Persian : " Afiat Bashe" meaning " wish you health"

    Makkuk
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Arabic: "Sahha" meaning "Health". Atheists or not...works for all :D

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    CharlieReiter
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which means bless you in German i think?

    Benny
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gesundheit means "healthy" in German, or more literally "healthiness" ("-heit" meaning "-hood" or "-ness".) In English of course, it is used in a similar sense as "bless you", but more analogous to Persian or Arabic as mentioned above.

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    LenkaS
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Czech: Na zdraví - to your health

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    Debbie Oates
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or is a fuzzy memory the sign of a guilty consci

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    Maureen Mower
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, humility usually does come in winter... right after you slip on the ice and land on your rump - usually with your skirt in the air!

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    Maureen Mower
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, but he also has to bring the bad news back to the first mouse's family. :(

    MakenzieSheriff
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese :D

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    Debbie Oates
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends on if your a vegetarian

    Eniola
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? I don't understand.

    Samuel Jay Brown
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's say does going without meat make you weak but then making it week because its 7 days without

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    Benny
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The butcher needs to work seven days a week to meat the deadline...

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    Benny
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They've made a 360 by now - turned around twice!

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