Online shopping is full of regrets. But it can be really entertaining too.

A few days ago, Lexi Brown from Minnesota made a tweet, saying "A hobby of mine is finding ridiculous items for sale at Nordstrom's." Brown also attached a picture of her best find yet—a Pavé Chair Bag.

If you also can't understand the purpose of this sparkling little chair, don't worry. Its sellers are as clueless as we all are. "Always have a front-row seat thanks to this sparkly pavé folding chair made in collaboration with lifestyle brand Myreality," they wrote in the product description. "Shown on the runway at New York Fashion Week, this bedazzled object d’art doesn't actually carry anything, except for a conversation." And people loved it.

The tweet instantly blew up, receiving nearly 170K likes and inspiring others to share their hilarious discoveries as well. Continue scrolling and check them out!

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Foxxy (The Original)
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1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You have got to be joking. $39,000 bloody dollars is just insane.

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Foxxy (The Original)
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why would you carry it AT ALL. Is there a point to this that I am missing?

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Foxxy (The Original)
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1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can you have a recording of the person talking too. Kinda make it like futurama style.

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Nordstrom is an American luxury department store chain. Founded back in 1901 by John W. Nordstrom and Carl F. Wallin, it originated as a shoe store and evolved into a full-line retailer with departments for clothing, footwear, handbags, jewelry, accessories, cosmetics, and fragrances.

Some stores feature home furnishings and wedding departments, and several also have in-house cafes, restaurants, and espresso bars.

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Foxxy (The Original)
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And the sad thing is there are people dumb enough to buy this useless crap.

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Nowadays, no wonder Nordstrom has so many "WTF" items—as of 2021, it operates 100 stores in 32 U.S. states, and 3 Canadian provinces since entering the market in 2014. One location in Puerto Rico was in operation from 2015 through 2020.

The corporate headquarters and flagship store are located in the former Frederick & Nelson building in Seattle, Washington; a second flagship store is located near Columbus Circle in New York City. Its subsidiaries include the off-price department store chain Nordstrom Rack and the members-only online store HauteLook.

Nordstrom has long been an early adopter of e-commerce, especially among its department store peers. That ethos will serve the upscale retailer well as it weathers the biggest storm in its history, which sent an even bigger chunk of its business online.

The company said at its virtual investor day that sales in Q4 2020, including the key holiday season, fell by a low 20s percentage, capping a devastating year in which the pandemic temporarily shut all of its stores and its clientele eschewed the fashion wares for which Nordstrom is known.

But another big result of the COVID-19 upheaval is that the percentage of sales Nordstrom gets online has risen to about 50% and the company expects that to stick. Which may be the reason why people have been finding so many ridiculous items lately!

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Vicky Z
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Are there any other countries available? I'm interested

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Foxxy (The Original)
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is she trying to inseminate a bloody horse?

Michał Jastrzębski
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

for when you are having a party at 5 but have to cut up a body into pieces at 6

Xandra
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For when you go to a fancy party but want to be ready to deep-clean the toilet before using it.

kjorn
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

when you go to a fisting party and want to look classy

Sue Grigg
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Those look like lobster claws.

Miss Cris
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's perfet with the shrimp plastic bag. Even their colours mat h.

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Aeon Flux
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How does this "evoke the Golden Era of Hollywood?!"

Reese2906Hi
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Those look like gloves vets use to help horses give birth

Jojo Dancer
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For just $740, you too can look like Dexter

Dragon Whisperer
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I live on a working ranch. Our large animal vet has a box full of these. And to this day if you want to see a horse look surprised and violated at the same time? These do it.

Steve
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I didn't know Dexter was selling his old murder outfits

Juno French
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10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A fantastic lobster costume.

Judith Wilson
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lambskin? As in the skin of a lamb? I'm going to be sick.

Christy Smith
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can't believe that the ppl who come up with this ridiculous s**t are considered great stylist who make a stupid amount of money.

Virgil Sanders
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

when you want to be a lobster for halloween but the party is disney themed?

m squared
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's what all the stylish horse inseminators are wearing!

Gabby M
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So far these just show how stupid rich people are. Also a serious lack of taste (which is all in their mouth, as my mom used to say).

Anthony Finney
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This looks like most of a hazmat suit! This may work for residents that want to return to Chernobyl!

Geordie Insomniac
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She needs the extra long jeans and extra baggy boots to go with the inseminating gloves!

Eliyahu Rooff
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Looks like she's ready to clean the toilet.

Duncan
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Zoidberg from Futurama?

Colin Swan
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So how much is the rest of the hazmat suit

westwing
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is this from the Dexter collection??

Farid Red
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe the rich want their maid to wash dishes in style.. yes..

Stacy S.
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ready fur Halloween babe!

A Random Panda
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She looks ready to murder somebody.

Frances Petendra
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For the vet to the wealthy horse breeder

23AClark
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This has to be the scrabby end.

Scorpio Maurus
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They say it "evokes the golden era of Hollywood" I literally thought this was some sort of crappy halloween doctor costume.

Amanda Hunter
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, that's attractive, and really not at all limiting with the built-in gloves.

Dawn Ours
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

? fancy dress vet assistant ball ?????????

Fixin'Ta
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"...evokes the golden era of Hollywood..."

elfin
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Human-lobster mutant.

shado
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

wait, wait ... Veterinarian? ... or, ah ... Costume Party Lobster?

Terri Wood
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was thinking lobster arms.

Connie Martin
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"evokes the golden era of Hollywood"??? Evokes Karen Silkwood's work uniform, more like

Freloise_Raven
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1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow. Um. Ok? At least there is free shipping.....

Mike Proco
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

THIS IS THE ROCK LOBSTER DRESS, SILLY!

MAKtheknife
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe veterinarians could preg check a cow with this outfit.

Stephen Archibald
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Did anyone know George was coming to the company party with a lobster?

Crycket
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I thought a bolero was more of a short jacket to go over dresses....

Hollysmom
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lobster claw jacket. No one in old Hollywood would be caught dead in this

Chloe Ross
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I thought it was sort of new Covid gear.

John van den Elzen
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Work on cleaning dishes on the soup line

Lorraine Bryan
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For when the HAZMAT suit is at the cleaners! And look: FREE SHIPPING!!!

Gina
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I want to see the reviews. I can't believe 57 people bought it

Bored Dog
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

r u about to wash the dishes????

HilCo
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Perfect for that after dinner autopsy

Kitcat0828
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Only 740 to be mr. crabs?! Sold!

Legen ( wait for it ) dary
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Who created this are the same guys who did the pink period gloves.

TANISHKA ballodia
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Looks like kitchen gloves made from satin that would send u straight to hell

Sami
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I get these at work for free!! XD

Franziska
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The quarantine outfit for the fashionista

Samantha Robinson
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is most the expensive Dr. Frank N. Furter costume I have ever seen.

Charlotte
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is the outfit you wear when you're planning on doing a Katherine Knight...

Kim Crook
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And it looks so much worse with the green satin dress !

Dodo
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When it doesn't even look good on the model, you know it's awful

goldfish
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

ok, the dress is nice but we didn't need the gloves. and for $740? yeah, no thank you.

SydneyP
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For that "I just done an autopsy look"

Mer
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Evokes the golden era of H.W."! Ha! Looks like welder's gloves and a cheap children's princess costume! Bleck!

Karin
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For birthing breach calves. In style!

Yana Friman
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well...one could have doubts for $740, but free shipping definitely makes it worth buying!))

ren bandong
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When i make my high end meth...must wear

4glenn2
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

looks like future American Horror Story outfit

4glenn2
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

looks like American Horror Story outfit

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Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can totally see the Real Housewives of the Yukon rocking a pair of these.

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