50 Random Funny Memes To Balance Out Everything That’s Going Wrong Today

3 months. Let that sh*t marinade and sink in for awhile.

I would like to see our federal leaders do this.

There was a town mayor that spent some time homeless to see how his cities homeless system worked. Google it. Good story.

It's easy, when one doesn't have debt and all bills are paid, has a full pantry and wardrobe. I mean if one doesn't pay the bills for one month that results in a "howler" and some interest to pay. The full pantry allows to spend only on fresh produce and some bread. One won't have to buy a new shirt or pair of sock when the one in use tears if there a few extra in the closet.

It wouldn't work, even if they admitted it's not enough pay, they can't actually experience the despair of making so little money and not knowing if you'll ever get out of your situation. They can always go back to being rich. The only real alternative is to change the laws (wages, taxes).

Just wait until Seniorhood.

Nice! Definitely bumper sticker & t-shirt material.

Before diagnosing yourself as having depression, first make sure you are not surrounded by a.s.s.oles.

There's a dedicated button on devices that are the source of the barrage...it is called "off".

Especially since the last election.

Yes, yes, yes - what she said!!

The grammar nerd in me is upvoting for proper use of "lie" vs "lay."

Saw a truck the other day and the sign said "since 1987" and I thought "That's not so long.

Or just die

Is just be happy if they used appropriate pain management and didn't keep it refrigerator cold.

A nurse once said a grown woman came to the gynecologist and sat on the chair face down, legs up.

This is exactly my kind of humor...where do I go to propose to this woman? For reference, after I had a below the knee amputation, I told my family I'd never win another argument again, cause I don't have a leg to stand on

I would have laughed at that!

I might go to hell, but I snort-laughed

"that tattoo's going to look terrible when you're 70" "the rest of me will look pretty bad too"

Kids are also permanent, so are a lot of things. Let people enjoy things.

"but your body is a temple-!" yeah, a temple to me. I'll decorate a temple to myself however I want.

My body is a temple, but one of those massive pagan ones with the paintings and riots

You remind me of Anthony Jeselnick. Awesome comedian. I'm sure he'd say something similar or darker.

I turned 50 this year and I cannot wrap my head around it at all. I dont feel even close to being 50.

Well I'm 30 and feeling very 40.

Me: *looks out the window and it's dark outside* Finally! I'm going to bed! Hubby: It's 7pm! Me: It's night time outside!

TRUTH!

Try 730.

It's a dirty job but someone has to do it.

Cats are around 20 hours a day. They yawn rather than sigh.

And snoring

Try a slightly overweigt pony on a giant pasture with lots of pals, a cosy stable with hay and fresh water, to use at own decision and lots of cuddles from staff

Everytime she does this I am asking her: "Yes, life is hard, isn't it?" and she looks at me for a moment and let herself fall back into her bed.

Funniest cat-directed thing I've said was when I asked my cat (who'd accompanied me to the bathroom) why he was poopervising me.

I say that to other people when I hear a siren.