If you've ever worked in customer service or hospitality, chances are you might've used a cash register at least a few times when on a shift. Cash registers often tend to freeze or sometimes even print out some funny-looking receipts. Let's be honest, for most of us, receipts might be the last place to search for a grain of any kind of humor, however, some joyful cashiers might disagree with this statement.
In fact, some cashiers like to get creative with the receipts they give their customers. Whether it's a "Love from KINJO" restaurant discount, or some funny phrases like "My grandfather has the heart of a lion... and a lifetime ban from the San Diego zoo" the people working on the cash register sure have a knack for spicing up the boring-looking receipts.
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Out For Mother's Day Brunch With Our 1-Year-Old Daughter When We Received Our Bill
This Receipt My Dad Found
That’s pretty cool, I have to admit. It’s not often the customer gets a tip, but this is probably the best kind of one you could get, as you get to keep it forever! 😂
Problem here. Wouldn't this make the child devalue material goods?
So, what's the problem. People should devalue material goods.
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Awesome! Once I got a bill in an Indian sweet shop saying "Be nice to Samosas, they have fillings too!" i thought that was hillarious
What happens if the child behaves? Open a lot of empty boxes on Christmas?
I Was Given The Ability To Control What Gets Printed On The Receipts At The Doughnut Shop Where I Work. This Is The First Thing I Did
Most Receipts Just Say Something Like "Have A Nice Day!" Or "Thank You For Your Business"
Noticed This On My Receipt At The Bar Yesterday
So Thankful To CVS For Giving Me This New Tie With My Pepsi Zero
Got This On The Bottom Of A Receipt Today
This Amusing Little Quip At The Bottom Of My Favorite Comic Shop's Receipt
My Receipt At The Local Wine Bar Had A Familiar Message
My Restaurant's Receipt The Other Day. High Fives Were Given
My Receipt At A Local Burger Joint
My Local Sushi Joint Adds "Love" Onto Your Bill
Just Finished Dinner At A Super Fancy Restaurant, This Was On The Receipt. I Guess They Are Correct
My Friend Smoked And Went To Order Steak And Shake, And After Laughing At The Cashier For 2 Minutes, This Was On His Receipt
Well I guess that’s how they decipher who ordered what, like that b***h that ordered the BLTCH
Found This On My Receipt From A Thai Restaurant
My Receipt Was Quite Dramatic
I Think I'm Going To Be A Regular Here At This Restaurant Now
This Receipt From A Bar Reminds You To Take Your Phone, Wallet And Keys
I Have Been Using A CVS Receipt As A Replacement Blind For Over 9 Months
My Receipt Printer At Work Randomly Sent This Robot
Free Scarves
Our Receipt Thanked Us In Broken Spanish
This Restaurant Gave Us Free Food And It Showed As “1 Kindness” On The Receipt
They must have been very kind - they had the most expensive item discounted.
The Note On This Car Was Receipt
Yo Mama Joke On Receipts
My Bull Moose Receipt Has A Pikachu On It
I Signed For A Delivery At Work Today. This Is The Receipt The Driver Handed Me
My Receipt Has A Taco Cat
I Recommended Some Of My Office Colleagues To An Indian Restaurant, They Came Back With This Receipt
Waitress At A Breakfast Place I Went To Had Her Name On The Receipt As “Crazy Linda”
Forgot My Leash, CVS Receipt To The Rescue
Just Had Korean For Dinner. Noticed This On The Receipt
Maybe if he decided to be a decent human being instead of a wacko dictator he'd feel better.
Table For 1: Mr. Michael Scott
I Think The Receipt Printer Fell Asleep
Went To A Mexican Restaurant And Saw This On The Receipt. She Really Was The Only One
My Receipt Wanted To Be Festive
My Boyfriend's Grocery Receipt
Those CVS Receipts Are Finally Paying Off
The Receipt Of The Restaurant I'm In
Just gonna leave this here so you don’t need to see the other guy
Noticed Something Strange About My Receipt
A Receipt My Friend Got Yesterday
Got The Best Ticket Number For My Receipt Tonight
Hard To Turn This Receipt In On My Work Expense Report. Read The Note At The Bottom
My Receipt From Panera
My Friend's Bar Bill
I Too Have A Funny Delivery Receipt From My Days Of Delivering Pizzas
Always Check Your Receipts
This Desperate-Sounding Receipt
So We Asked For The Hottest Hot Mumma Burger At Grilled, This Was The Receipt
This Funny Message On A Receipt
Just Had Sushi, This Was On The Receipt
I Shipped A Toy And A Shirt. Here's The Receipt
The Receipt I Got Today (Read The Bottom)
A Friend Of Mine Went Through A Chick-Fil-A Drive-Thru And Saw This On The Receipt
Ordered Some Food. They Forgot To Ask My Name For The Receipt So They Put This Instead. They Weren't Wrong
I hope no one's offended but this amused me.... and glad OP still has sense of humor
My McDonald's Delivery Receipt Seems To Say Obese
I Got A Laugh At The Name Of The Cashier On My Friend's Pickup Receipt
My Cousin Just Found This Receipt From A Recent Beach Trip. He's Still Trying To Figure Out What The Hell He Spent $6 On
A Woo Woo is a drink that was popular with passengers traveling by railroad. The "woo woo" was the sound of the trains horn. And I also just made that up.
The Last Position On My Receipt
Twisted Root - Best Discounts
Got A Steak At Sizzler And Never Looked At The Receipt Till Now
I Was Going Through My Receipts Doing My Bills When Suddenly. I Think I Would Have Remembered This
Receipt From Twisted Root In Dallas
@The other-other David Wong: yeah, you've said it 15 times too many. You might like to be more relaxed about the "premise" aspect, I think you'll enjoy the content much more this way.
Every Spar Supermarket in Austria currently has, the number of women's shelters and women help lines on the receipt. I love it, a lot of people don't realise how much help is available sometimes just around the corner, or a phone call away.
I threw it away, but a few years ago I got a receipt from a gas/service station that said at the bottom "All of our mechanics are certifiable."
as some have funny discounts on them: i used to give 5% discount if you coult sing along with the cd i put on :-) but i didnt put it on my receipts!
@The other-other David Wong: yeah, you've said it 15 times too many. You might like to be more relaxed about the "premise" aspect, I think you'll enjoy the content much more this way.
Every Spar Supermarket in Austria currently has, the number of women's shelters and women help lines on the receipt. I love it, a lot of people don't realise how much help is available sometimes just around the corner, or a phone call away.
I threw it away, but a few years ago I got a receipt from a gas/service station that said at the bottom "All of our mechanics are certifiable."
as some have funny discounts on them: i used to give 5% discount if you coult sing along with the cd i put on :-) but i didnt put it on my receipts!
