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If you've ever worked in customer service or hospitality, chances are you might've used a cash register at least a few times when on a shift. Cash registers often tend to freeze or sometimes even print out some funny-looking receipts. Let's be honest, for most of us, receipts might be the last place to search for a grain of any kind of humor, however, some joyful cashiers might disagree with this statement.

In fact, some cashiers like to get creative with the receipts they give their customers. Whether it's a "Love from KINJO" restaurant discount, or some funny phrases like "My grandfather has the heart of a lion... and a lifetime ban from the San Diego zoo" the people working on the cash register sure have a knack for spicing up the boring-looking receipts.

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Out For Mother's Day Brunch With Our 1-Year-Old Daughter When We Received Our Bill

Out For Mother's Day Brunch With Our 1-Year-Old Daughter When We Received Our Bill

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Alexandra Davis
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's the picture uploaded with the comment from Reddit, if you click the link button under the photo it takes you to where they found this

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Headless Roach
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why don't I ever get a discount like this? I try hard to behave well and sometimes I even make it.

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Sonja
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That should happen more often. Incentives like this work very well to encourage parents to actually parent their crotch goblins. I do not mind children existing. I also don't mind hearing laughter or an occasional baby crying. But I can't stand bad parents who don't care if their brats screech as if they're alone in the world and let them run amok and I'm very happy to live in a country where this will get you thrown out if you don't stop it.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We are retired and well off enough to occasionally secretly pay for a family's meal where the kids were well behaved, giving parents a little recognition for their efforts. It lifts us too.

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David
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I never got a discount for good behavior but I did sometimes leave a more generous tip when my grandkids were annoying. It's not like they are monsters or anything but most little kids have bad days. A random meltdown, don't feel good, a sibling pushed their button one too many times and so on.

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Vasana Phong
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This should be done in more establishments, maybe even say the discount out loud for one to hear if they have rowdy kids

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Marc Lauzon
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

While I like this gesture. I dislike the impression behind it, that Internet has warped perception of daily lives with kids that a well-behaved 1 years old deserved a discount.

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Tai Dallen
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd like to see this more often! By that I mean more well behaved children... Looking at those of you that let your kids run around stealing food from other tables...

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Michelle C
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How kids behave can make or break a parentā€™s day sometimes! I work in education and Iā€™ve seen what happens when kids decide that respecting their parents Isnā€™t worth the doing on a given day!

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Rachel
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

With a kid that young, it's a gamble whether they're going to "behave" or not, and not totally something the parents can fully control. The thing they can control is their reaction to certain behaviors, but I'm sure if they immediately got up and went outside with a screaming child, they still wouldn't get the discount just because the baby cried out.

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This should be a well know discount EVERYWHERE!!!!

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The Veil of Fire
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If I had this type of option as a cashier....woot! I'd find any reason to give someone a $5 discount. Love ya hat, discount. Great eye contact, discount. Not on ya cell phone...double discount!

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Just saying
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This should not be a discount. Teach your kids to be respectful no matter what. You should be charged extra if they act up. Just saying.

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Minakshi Pharswal
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This should be rewarded in every restaurant. I have seen kids throwing tantrums like crazy and parent not giving AF

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Analyn Lahr
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe I'm well on my way to being just an old spinster who prefers to spend a quiet evening at home but this should be a thing everywhere. Give people an incentive to make sure their spawn behave.

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Mark Fuller
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Every restaurant on the planet should do this. Better still - if it's an adult restaurant and you've brought your screaming little shits in to ruin everyone else's quiet evening meal, you should be charged more!

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Great thought and effective, but my personal thought was give the kid reward like a bowl of ice cream of something for free so the kid learns like a dog, he does something good he gets treated like a good boy or good girl, thoughts?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I get the thought behind your idea, but I don't think kids are capable of connecting a little treat with sitting still for 1+ hours. At least not toddlers

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My brother and I were taught etiquette very young. Recently on one of my work flights, some mother let her child run up and down the aisles while we were allowed to move about the cabin. He also blasted some dog police show that I didn't know (Something Patrol?) And the little twat got a good scolding from the flight attendant when he ran into her and she spilled a soda on him. His mother tried to yell at the attendant, but instead her little bratty son got yelled at.

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I Was Given The Ability To Control What Gets Printed On The Receipts At The Doughnut Shop Where I Work. This Is The First Thing I Did

I Was Given The Ability To Control What Gets Printed On The Receipts At The Doughnut Shop Where I Work. This Is The First Thing I Did

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would accept my receipt for donuts if Mitch Hedberg was at the bottom of them.

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#4

Most Receipts Just Say Something Like "Have A Nice Day!" Or "Thank You For Your Business"

Most Receipts Just Say Something Like "Have A Nice Day!" Or "Thank You For Your Business"

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Noticed This On My Receipt At The Bar Yesterday

Noticed This On My Receipt At The Bar Yesterday

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So Thankful To CVS For Giving Me This New Tie With My Pepsi Zero

So Thankful To CVS For Giving Me This New Tie With My Pepsi Zero

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#8

This Amusing Little Quip At The Bottom Of My Favorite Comic Shop's Receipt

This Amusing Little Quip At The Bottom Of My Favorite Comic Shop's Receipt

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#11

My Receipt At A Local Burger Joint

My Receipt At A Local Burger Joint

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Just Finished Dinner At A Super Fancy Restaurant, This Was On The Receipt. I Guess They Are Correct

Just Finished Dinner At A Super Fancy Restaurant, This Was On The Receipt. I Guess They Are Correct

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My Friend Smoked And Went To Order Steak And Shake, And After Laughing At The Cashier For 2 Minutes, This Was On His Receipt

My Friend Smoked And Went To Order Steak And Shake, And After Laughing At The Cashier For 2 Minutes, This Was On His Receipt

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well I guess thatā€™s how they decipher who ordered what, like that b***h that ordered the BLTCH

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#15

Found This On My Receipt From A Thai Restaurant

Found This On My Receipt From A Thai Restaurant

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I Think I'm Going To Be A Regular Here At This Restaurant Now

I Think I'm Going To Be A Regular Here At This Restaurant Now

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#18

This Receipt From A Bar Reminds You To Take Your Phone, Wallet And Keys

This Receipt From A Bar Reminds You To Take Your Phone, Wallet And Keys

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#19

I Have Been Using A CVS Receipt As A Replacement Blind For Over 9 Months

I Have Been Using A CVS Receipt As A Replacement Blind For Over 9 Months

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#20

My Receipt Printer At Work Randomly Sent This Robot

My Receipt Printer At Work Randomly Sent This Robot

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Free Scarves

Free Scarves

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just saying this so the other guys stupid joke isn't seen by the masses Yes you can go ignore my wishes and read his comment No I won't get mad

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#22

Our Receipt Thanked Us In Broken Spanish

Our Receipt Thanked Us In Broken Spanish

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This Restaurant Gave Us Free Food And It Showed As ā€œ1 Kindnessā€ On The Receipt

This Restaurant Gave Us Free Food And It Showed As ā€œ1 Kindnessā€ On The Receipt

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They must have been very kind - they had the most expensive item discounted.

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The Note On This Car Was Receipt

The Note On This Car Was Receipt

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David
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Jesus Christ! $45 for a CAR WASH? If the cartels find out about this they will stop running drugs and change their business model.

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#26

My Bull Moose Receipt Has A Pikachu On It

My Bull Moose Receipt Has A Pikachu On It

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#27

I Signed For A Delivery At Work Today. This Is The Receipt The Driver Handed Me

I Signed For A Delivery At Work Today. This Is The Receipt The Driver Handed Me

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#28

My Receipt Has A Taco Cat

My Receipt Has A Taco Cat

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I Recommended Some Of My Office Colleagues To An Indian Restaurant, They Came Back With This Receipt

I Recommended Some Of My Office Colleagues To An Indian Restaurant, They Came Back With This Receipt

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Waitress At A Breakfast Place I Went To Had Her Name On The Receipt As ā€œCrazy Lindaā€

Waitress At A Breakfast Place I Went To Had Her Name On The Receipt As ā€œCrazy Lindaā€

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#31

Forgot My Leash, CVS Receipt To The Rescue

Forgot My Leash, CVS Receipt To The Rescue

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Just Had Korean For Dinner. Noticed This On The Receipt

Just Had Korean For Dinner. Noticed This On The Receipt

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Ann Dennis
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe if he decided to be a decent human being instead of a wacko dictator he'd feel better.

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Went To A Mexican Restaurant And Saw This On The Receipt. She Really Was The Only One

Went To A Mexican Restaurant And Saw This On The Receipt. She Really Was The Only One

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David
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Reminds me of a local Chinese place a friend and I frequent. We had been going there for a long time before we saw our first non-Asian employee there.

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My Receipt Wanted To Be Festive

My Receipt Wanted To Be Festive

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David
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bob had been trapped in the pump for days, surviving by drinking the morning dew that condensed in the top of the pump. Macgyvering the receipt cutter to cut out a morse code pattern was his last hope.

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#38

Those CVS Receipts Are Finally Paying Off

Those CVS Receipts Are Finally Paying Off

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#39

The Receipt Of The Restaurant I'm In

The Receipt Of The Restaurant I'm In

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#41

A Receipt My Friend Got Yesterday

A Receipt My Friend Got Yesterday

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#42

Got The Best Ticket Number For My Receipt Tonight

Got The Best Ticket Number For My Receipt Tonight

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#43

Hard To Turn This Receipt In On My Work Expense Report. Read The Note At The Bottom

Hard To Turn This Receipt In On My Work Expense Report. Read The Note At The Bottom

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#44

My Receipt From Panera

My Receipt From Panera

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I Too Have A Funny Delivery Receipt From My Days Of Delivering Pizzas

I Too Have A Funny Delivery Receipt From My Days Of Delivering Pizzas

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#47

Always Check Your Receipts

Always Check Your Receipts

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So We Asked For The Hottest Hot Mumma Burger At Grilled, This Was The Receipt

So We Asked For The Hottest Hot Mumma Burger At Grilled, This Was The Receipt

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This Funny Message On A Receipt

This Funny Message On A Receipt

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