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30 Times Jerk Cats Were Publicly Shamed For Their Hilariously Horrible Crimes
No matter how adorable and innocent cats may seem, their looks are deceiving. These tiny balls of fur are out of control and they are not planning to learn how to behave any time soon. The least their owners can do is is share their feline friends' mischievous with other cat owners. The Instagram account @cat_shaming provided them such opportunity.
Over the years the account has gathered an amusing gallery of thousands of fluffy 'criminals' and made their misdeeds public. We here at the Bored Panda prepared a second list of the best offenders because cats will never change their ways!
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"Hello my name is Connie (not my actual name as I'm a stray and the family I harass gave me that name) I was fed once and now I expect to be fed everyday and if I'm not fed I'll meow until they come out and feed me and if they ignore me then I meow and stare at them from the kitchen window (without blinking) till they do."
"Hobbes here. I like to freak out visiting humans by draping myself over the electric fireplace. Don’t worry, it’s not hot, plus, it gets me all kinds of attention (which I promptly ignore and pretend to hate)."
"My name is Salt and I cost my mom $330 for a vet appointment only for them to diagnose me with being stressed since my moms boyfriend (who I like better) was gone for a week. Here I am in his lap. Love you, daddy!!!"
"Dodger here... I really enjoy laying on the desktop keyboard, I enjoy it even more when I hit the right keys and print off 62 pages from an insurance website. I’m a very important kitty."
"My name is Milo and I make my human carry me to bed every night. If she refuses I will argue with her and sit down and wait until she picks me up and takes me to bed with her. Why should I walk? I am king."
"My name is raven or rather raven Houdini. I can master any cone they put on my head! So mom has just resorted to putting old baby dresses on me! Have yet to figure out how to lick my stitches with this device on..."
"This is Kyo, who has repeated this process four times already this morning!"
"This is Phoenix who likes shoe designing and then relaxing. For order contact slippereater@phoenix.com"
"Bit my human two seconds after taking this picture, Happy Valentine's Day!"
"Hi it’s me Maki, this is my bowl idk why my mom keeps putting fruit in it."
You are driving Nico crazy with your torturous shaming social media posts. Stop it. #FreeNico.
"My name is Leia and since my hooman got himself a roomba I demand it be turned on when I'm bored. And everyone knows roombas work best at night."
"My name is Colonel Mustard and I refused to be nice to my aunt, even though she came over to feed me my favorite food twice a day for eleven days while my parents were out of town. I protested her presence the entire time "
Sounds like my cat who tipped his litter box over when my sister was trying to scoop the poop XD
"Look at the toy my mom bought me!"
"Hello ! I am Munini and I live in the countryside of southern France. I have already killed an olive tree while sharpening my claws but today I preferred something more chic, more urban ... Chanel."
Nooooooooooo! Not the Chanel!!!! At least Munini has impeccable taste.
"This is Boo. He spent the day alone and this happened."
"I chased a stray kitteh from my garden and almost had my ear bitten off.
Now I'm on antibiotics and contemplating my life's choices. 10/10 will do it again"
"Hello my name is Yuki I am a carb addict. I chew through unattended bread bags and act dumb when Mum asks me what happened."
Why do cats like plastic bags so much?? Both of mine will chew on any plastic I accidentally leave out... Bread, market, whatever.... So weird and it's scary because I am worried they'll swallow a piece!
It's pica, usually because of nutrition deficits or even hormonal issues. Pregnant women often develop pica, craving things like chalk, dirt,etc. I had a nail I would suck on. Usually harmless, but with it being plastic, get kitty checked, you just need to make a small dietary adjustment.
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I'm glad to know I don't have the only breadcat in the world. We have no idea why she's like that. We think she's just fat with poor eating habits just like the rest of us.
Stray cats in the neighborhood ignored the bologna, chicken, ground beef and cheeses just to run off with my cinnamon bread.
Yuki:Again, that stupid doggo... /Hooman: I told ya we've got no doggo! /Yuki: Oh, gimme a break
mine chew thru the bag of cat food if I forget to put it away.. the whole time that there is a full bowl of the same cat food right there!!
"What happened?" The same as the last time you left a package o bread FOR ME, Mumsy.
He couldn't have possibly done that....I mean his face tells it all.
"This is Astro. He needs to be shamed for eating my eye test certificate which was needed for my drivers license application. Thank goodness my optometrist is a cat lover too!"
"Second pic explains why the cone had to be put on in the first place. He swallowed a piece of string which was coming out of the...other hole. Fun experience for all."
"Yes, we had a repairman in the house...Yes, she kept biting his hand...Yes, she was very proud of herself..."
"I’m Duncan. My litter box isn’t sufficient."
"Hi, my name is Winnie. I may only have one eye, but I was still able to calculate the exact distance I needed to push in order to introduce this entire pizza to the floor."
"It wasn't me"
"I am Krisu. I had surgery 3 days ago to remove a tumour. I got out of my cone, bodysuit, dressing, and humom's last resort is to stare at me for 7 days to make sure the stitches stay on. Humom will go crazy soon."
"One of us peed on the bed right next to humommy last night, but we won't tell her who. - Milo & Remi"
"This is Isla and she has a habit of getting stuck in the blinds"
Cut the strings! We nearly lost a kitten at our rescue when he got his leg caught and was hanging upside down.
"My girlfriend and I made biscuits.."
My cat I use to have (I still miss her so much :( ) would like to climb on top of my hot water heater and sit. One day she fell behind the hot water heater and was stuck in a handstand position. I had to use a broom to use as a lever to raise her high enough to grab her tail. She never wanted to sit on the water heater after that.
Smokey decided he could fit in the tiny hole like the kitten could. He was not happy to be stuck. 20180204_1...599e1a.jpg 
My one-year-old kitty hops up on the counter, takes a single cherry tomato from a bowl in her teeth, hops back down and bats it all around the floor until it turns into a smush pile
put nuts or haselnuts (with shells) in the bowl, it will be less messy (one of my cats used to do that too).
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Think mine needs to be on here. We allow him to drink out of the shower as it is the only water he will now drink. Thing is he has to make a fuss about it when he does, at 17 should only be another few years of his other behaviours to go.
My cat, MK, attacked a state trooper who came in our house to investigate a car accident in our yard. Mk was 4 months old and grabbed the trooper by his gun holster. Thank goodness the safety was on!
I fed a stray cat, now it considered my house as its lair The positive side, no more mouse in my house
My cats chase each other, often causing one to pee in places she shouldn't..
I don't know why the owners accused cat's of doing things They are innocent. Don't you see their faces ? The pizza was probably too hot or too cold. He did you a favor.
My cat I use to have (I still miss her so much :( ) would like to climb on top of my hot water heater and sit. One day she fell behind the hot water heater and was stuck in a handstand position. I had to use a broom to use as a lever to raise her high enough to grab her tail. She never wanted to sit on the water heater after that.
Smokey decided he could fit in the tiny hole like the kitten could. He was not happy to be stuck. 20180204_1...599e1a.jpg
My one-year-old kitty hops up on the counter, takes a single cherry tomato from a bowl in her teeth, hops back down and bats it all around the floor until it turns into a smush pile
put nuts or haselnuts (with shells) in the bowl, it will be less messy (one of my cats used to do that too).
Load More Replies... Think mine needs to be on here. We allow him to drink out of the shower as it is the only water he will now drink. Thing is he has to make a fuss about it when he does, at 17 should only be another few years of his other behaviours to go.
My cat, MK, attacked a state trooper who came in our house to investigate a car accident in our yard. Mk was 4 months old and grabbed the trooper by his gun holster. Thank goodness the safety was on!
I fed a stray cat, now it considered my house as its lair The positive side, no more mouse in my house
My cats chase each other, often causing one to pee in places she shouldn't..
I don't know why the owners accused cat's of doing things They are innocent. Don't you see their faces ? The pizza was probably too hot or too cold. He did you a favor.
