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Whether you have previous experience as a parent or not, we can all agree that pregnancy isn't necessarily all that glorious. It's a beautiful moment in a parent's life as they eagerly await the arrival of their baby, but when we idealize it as something purely idyllic and miraculous, reality kicks in, and we start to realize it's not all roses and rainbows. Pregnancy can get messy, both for expecting women and the future fathers actively participating in this important event.
While outsiders may make assumptions about the experience of pregnancy, those who have had the chance to go through it know that it's not always what it seems. Fortunately, there are some very reliable sources that share honest yet funny facts about this blessed condition. Today, we've curated a new collection of chuckle-worthy posts shared online by mothers-to-be themselves, shedding light on some of the not-so-magical moments of pregnancy.
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#1
I Think My Wife Forgot She Was 7 And A Half Months Pregnant When She Tried To Hide So She Could Jump Out And Scare Me
Mimi La Souris 2 years ago
you have to play the game, you never know, with hormones. she can burst out laughing or crying :)
sara fulmer 2 years ago
OMG The amount of c**p you knock off tables with your brand new belly. Then you can't bend over anymore and you're like. " well, that object is just dead to me now"
Laura Mende (Human) 2 years ago
I once bought a similar... not knowing it was a doorstopper. As a gift for my niece. Imagine a 4yo with a veeery heavy elephant...
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PrettyJoyBird 2 years ago
Oh no (fake stomp stomp stomp- calls out} going into kitchen now heeheeheeteehee
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#2
I Called Chewy To Tell Them The Packages They Are Sending Me Are Too Heavy Because I’m Pregnant And If They Could Be Split Up. I Got This In The Mail From Them
Karen Krause 2 years ago
Love Chewy! They have the best Customer Service.
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Weezy 2 years ago
I love Chewy. Our beloved pooch passed away and our very expensive dog food arrived 2 days after. They refunded our money, sent a condolence card and told us to donate the bag of food. That kind of kindness means so much when you are grieving. Love Chewy.
LH25 2 years ago
Same experience when we had to say goodbye to our cat. He needed prescription food, we had just gotten a bag that we hadn't opened yet. They also refunded our money and told us to donate the food, cancelled the auto-ship before I thought to, sent a card and also sent a dozen roses. Such amazing and compassionate service.
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kazuha 2 years ago
I thought the title was "Pregnant women whose day is going worse than yours." This would totally make my day, not break it...
Benita Valdez 2 years ago
Currently titled 103 Times Pregnant Women Made Fun Of Their Situation
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#3
My Pregnant Wife Is Practicing Swaddling On Our Dog
Michelle C 2 years ago
FYI...Babies give the same exact look when they are being swaddled...but it's not as cute
Caffeinated Hedgehog 2 years ago
Doggo: "The deal is when the time comes that I am expecting to have puppies, I get to practice with your baby, right?"
Holly Stevens 2 years ago
We did this with one of my Boston terriers too before my daughter was born. Rip DeeDee, you were the best
Bored Panda reached out to Claire Falconer, a certified women's hormone coach from Australia. On her social media profile, she helps future mothers and shares valuable tips related to hormonal health, fertility, preconception, pregnancy, and postpartum. Apart from assisting her followers on the pregnancy journey, Claire continues her own adventures by traveling Australia in a camper van with her partner Luke and their two beautiful children, 2-year-old Beau and newborn Reef.
Motherhood often comes with unexpected challenges. Apart from all the wonderful moments, women have to face some difficult situations. That's why we asked Claire if she could share one of her personal experiences related to being a mom. Falconer told us: “As a mother we sacrifice our bodies, our brain cells, our social lives, our sleep, eating a hot meal, our money, our energy, our patience all in the name of unconditional love. Motherhood is wild, daily I’m reminded just how lucky I am but also questioning how am I going to survive.”
#4
My Girlfriend Is 4 Months Pregnant, And I Got This Fortune Today
Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 2 years ago
J delivered an adorable alien baby in Men in Black.
◦•●◉ 𝒮𝒽𝓎 𝒟𝓇𝒶𝑔𝑜𝓃 (𝓈𝒽𝑒/𝒽𝑒𝓇) ◉● 2 years ago
my dad said I looked like a purple alien when I was born
#5
My Pregnant Wife Claims To Have Found The Perfect Onesie For Our Soon-To-Be-Born Son
afia kooma 2 years ago
This is basically pre and post-hipster look of bearded men .
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Let’s Be Kind 2 years ago
I’m not sure how the title about pregnant women having worse days than I’m having fits, but the posts are cute and fun!
#6
This Is How We Announced Our Pregnancy To Our Friends And Family
StrangeOne 2 years ago
Pretty sure this is an advertisement. I'm not sure exactly if it's for Prego sauce, pasta, or Corona. Probably for the beer.
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Benita Valdez 2 years ago
Currently titled Times Pregnant Women Made Fun Of Their Situation
Load More Replies... StrangeOne 2 years ago
Just got a tinge of cringe, and questioning why couple announce pregnancies, as if everyone absolutely needs to know at that moment.
Asked to share a bit more about the realities of pregnancy that often go unnoticed or unspoken, Claire said: “I think the realities of pregnancy are now shared very openly. The fatigue, the nausea, the constant heartburn, the insomnia, the constant feeling of being uncomfortable, the back pain and hip pain and so much more physical symptoms everyone is so aware of. What isn’t spoken about so much is the fear and anxieties, the constant checking the toilet paper after every wipe for fear of losing your little one, the fear of will you be enough, will you be a good mum, will your relationship survive. The constant questioning yourself is sometimes enough to send you insane.”
#7
Texting Bernard The Update After My Appointment
Upstaged75 2 years ago
That's not what this is referring to. The woman was getting an ultrasound, so they baby was still in there, presumably a ways from being born yet. If it had been 10 lbs during the 2nd trimester that would be a big problem!
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Upstaged75 2 years ago
Wow, none of you read this correctly did you? The woman was getting an ultrasound during the 1st or 2nd trimester. She incorrectly typed 10lbs when she meant 1lb. She was telling her husband how big the fetus (STILL INSIDE HER) was. It was 1 pound at the time of the ultrasound. If it had been 10 pounds that early in the pregnancy something obviously would have been wrong. Hence the joking about how big it would be by the time it was born.
Edda Kamphues 2 years ago
I got a call from work asking where I was: in hospital. I just had the baby ... 2 weeks early.
Mimi La Souris 2 years ago
a mother-to-be will never find it fun to have a big baby, because she knows what he will have to go through :D
Kimmer Rock 2 years ago (edited)
My 1st born son was 10lbs 11oz, not a big deal, but I was 98 lbs when I got preggers. And I am 4'11 3/4. My smallest of my 6 kids was 9lbs 5ozs. Dr thought for sure I was having twins (this was a time when pregnant women did not get sonograms or other tests before birth AND we didn't know the sex until birth also). Fun times, wish I had more children than the 6 I have. Oh... I did get to foster 6 more children :)
Robert Trebor 2 years ago
My mom, in the back seat of her doctor's car, gets a motorcycle escort 20 blocks to the hospital at 2 AM. Eight pounds 2 ounces of me emerge at 5:20 AM. September 15, 1949. Today I'm six foot 6 and don't ask how much I weigh. I will lie.
#8
Subjects Pictured Are Not Pregnant, Give Me Back My Damn Pillow
Gianna B D 2 years ago
I had not had my body pillow for even a few hours before I found my husband asleep in it.
Benita Valdez 2 years ago
My sister got one of these to help prop her because of severe acid reflux and the dogs really love it
#9
At 30-Weeks-Pregnant, I Told My Husband I’d Like To Have Some Pie. It’s A Win
Oskar vanZandt 2 years ago
Nice selection... I'll have the pecan one with 2 scoops of vanilla ice cream, please.
Sarah Kathrin Matsoukis 2 years ago
With my gastric bypass I can't eat sweets, most carbs, very starchy or fatty foods anymore and only small amounts. I feel like if I got pregnant I would die
ILoveMySon 2 years ago
I had one craving one time only...for spinach salad.😂 I hope all goes well for you.
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But we shouldn't forget that, first of all, the time of expecting a baby comes with some wonderful benefits: “Something else that isn't shared so much is just how beautiful and powerful pregnancy can feel. People seem to always share the bad. But pregnancy can be beautiful. I felt the most sexy I have in my whole life during pregnancy. Every time I looked at myself in the mirror I was reminded that I was actually growing a human. I was making fingernails and toes. It was a beautiful time in my life.”
#10
First-Time Dad, Costco Had A Diaper Sale And Baby Not Due Yet. Did I Go Overboard?
Mila Preradović 2 years ago
I see a couple of problems here; size 5 and 6 are often obsolete (most kids are potty trained by the time they reach that size). Second, in my experience, not all brands fit well for all babies. I had to stick to one particular brand because others would always leak somehow.
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Deleila Charlie 2 years ago
After the first blowouts, he'll realize he needs way more diapers than anticipated and he'll be glad for his diaper binge
Bart 2 years ago
Smart shopping if you have the space! The one I wouldn't have bought is size 6, both kiddos were potty trained by then...
Jj321 2 years ago
My 3, almost 4 year old isn't night trained, and he is only in 4s.
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StrangeOne 2 years ago
These may last just a couple weeks for each size. Especially if the baby gets sick.
Vasana Phong 2 years ago
Smart, at least you didn’t buy the whole thing one size, i ex sil bought 7 months worth of clothes in size one month for their newborn
#11
Warning For All My Pregnant Mamas Out There: This Can Happen From Vomiting
Flamingo Croquet 2 years ago (edited)
Could someone please explain? Poor woman, hope the nausea passed at some point 😕
S S 2 years ago
The violent projectile vomiting numerous times a day also referred to as hyperemisis gravadium the pressure seems to have burst the vessels around the eyes.
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Manic Mama 2 years ago
My DH had this when I was pregnant with my first. I got the baby, he got the morning sickness. NOT a happy Man. (Courvade syndrome).
My “in my head” Voice 2 years ago
Ooh, people going to be looking at your SO assuming they punched you!
Storm Rise 2 years ago
Oh love- that must have been miserable for you! I'm so sorry. Lots of gently hugs from one mum to another.
M Waite 2 years ago
It's cause by violent vomiting. I've never been prehnant and it happens a few times a year. It's because you've broken blood vessels because of the violence of the vomiting. They face and not just in onw area. You
M Waite 2 years ago
They will turn into bruises. I get them all over my face. If I vomit like that now I'll ice myface to reduce the amount of bruisinf.'
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My Sister Is Pregnant With Triplets
Roger9er 2 years ago (edited)
Do triplets always come with a c-section? I'm no woman, but I'm pretty sure she doesn't want to do this the natural way.
StrangeOne 2 years ago
You push out one at a time, and it can be done vaginally. (Either way, birth is birth) But it's more safer for the mother and babies if it's done by C-section. Probably less painful and saves time, too.
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We wanted to know what, according to Falconer, is the most rewarding part of being a mom that makes all the challenges worth it. We found out that: “The unconditional love you feel for your little ones. Motherhood is the toughest job in the world but what these little people do to our hearts is what makes it all worth it. That little smile, or giggle they give you is worth even the worst night's sleep.”
#13
Wife Is Pregnant With First Child, Due In 58 Days, Must Practice
bigoldthor 2 years ago
I was thinking more of a long-haired Edward Norton.
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Nice Beast Ludo 2 years ago
I used to have to carry my daughter around the house to do chores.
PunchinelloTX 2 years ago
Baby will be joining a very handsome family. Oh, and the dad is cute, too.
Lil Miss Hobbit 2 years ago
Okay, but I love how he said "first child." Total best Dad ever energy
#14
Made My Pregnant Girlfriend Pancakes
Groundcontroltomajortom 2 years ago
So glad I'm not the only one, was so confused!!!
Load More Replies... Snazzy Smurf 2 years ago (edited)
The pancakes are cute but the arms and legs are a bit disturbing.
StrangeOne 2 years ago
I keep seeing a sheep with a baby stuck on it's snout, like it ran too fast and the baby just sorta hit the nose like a bug on a windshield.
#15
I Think I Jinxed Myself Complaining About This Pregnancy Being Hard. Today I Broke My Right Foot And Left Ankle. Everything Just Got 1000% Harder
LegendsNeverDIE 2 years ago (edited)
At least you get to relax now with everybody doing things for you!!
FakeOptimist 2 years ago (edited)
Oh sweet summer child. Never been friends with a pregnant woman, have you ? Edit : Example : one of the "side effects" of pregnancy is having to pee more . A LOT more. Good luck having someone else do THAT for you.
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Upstaged75 2 years ago
I saw one of those reality shows where 2 women who were both pregnant (they were sisters in law) got in a car accident together. One of them had to have surgery on her arm without general anesthesia due to some issue with the fetus. The other one was still in a neck brace and cast by the time she gave birth. The poor women were miserable - as if pregnancy isn't hard enough! The ended up having healthy babies, so I guess it all turned out OK. But that's a hell of a lot to go through when you're already pregnant!
Bill Swallow 2 years ago
NEVER tempt Murphy, or even attract His attention, lest he say "Challenge Accepted!"
Lastly, we were curious what advice Claire would give to other moms-to-be or new moms who might be facing some of the less glamorous aspects of motherhood. Falconer shared with us: “Do what you need to do in order to survive, there is no 'right way' to do things (obviously within reason). You will get so much advice from so many people and it’s often so overwhelming and this adds to the stress of motherhood. Trust your gut, and do what works for you, your family, and your baby. No baby, no mother is the same. You do you!”
#16
We Recently Announced Our Pregnancy. My Dad Wanted To Know How Big The Baby Was. I Told Him The Size Of A Sweet Potato. A Few Minutes Later, I Received This Picture
My “in my head” Voice 2 years ago
So your dad is practicing in case you produce a pointy-headed alien. Good for him. (Should've just told him one banana)
UnimportantDog/Imp (she/her) 2 years ago (edited)
It’s the thought that counts
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The Struggle
WindySwede 2 years ago
24h: 16:31 o'clock. Also is that most commonly used "smiley" on the bottom right?
Mandy Delaforce (PC Girl) 2 years ago
Every time I see this, I immediately think of Anzacs being dipped in gravy... Then remember that biscuits in US are scones in all the rest of the world. LOL
Lori T Wisconsin 2 years ago
Being preggers doesn't mean you're disabled. You can still cook. Jeesh!
KittyMommy 2 years ago
So, pregnant or not, you're not allowed to want a little pampering?
Load More Replies... Isaac Harvey 2 years ago
Are we going to ignore the eggplant emoji in the bottom right corner?
RandomEpiBioPerson 2 years ago
How do you know it's a guy, nothing is shown or mentioning gender? I just assumed friend, with no gender attached. Seems like a message my sister would send me when complaining, rather than someone actually asking for help. Also, the person could be at work, multiple hours away, or any other number of reasons why not in a position to be if much help.
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There's No Medal For Giving Birth, But My Partner Made Me This
#19
I’m A Pre-K Teacher And Asked My Students For Name Suggestions. They Did Not Disappoint
J 2 years ago
My pregnant aunt asked her toddler son what they should name his new brother. “Ostrich!”
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Danish Dynomummy 2 years ago
I like Rose and Finn :) Although your students will be disappointed if you dont name the baby Sonic lol
StrangeOne 2 years ago
lol She could name her Sonia and tell the class Sonic is her nickname.
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Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 2 years ago
My parents and I were at their house, watching a program about older women giving birth. I asked Mom what she'd name a baby if she had one. She didn't answer, so I turned back to the program. A few minutes later, I heard, "All I can think of is Oops."
KnightOwl 2 years ago
I had a dog named oops as a kid, he was very excitable and clumsy and was always walking into things and knocking things over. Best pet ever especially for a family with loads of young kids.
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Show thyself 2 years ago
I like "A". It has nice ring.... "Aaaa!! Come inside. Dinner ist ready!"
Benita Valdez 2 years ago
After reading De'andre my brain read lemon like Le'Mon (similar to Lebron) 😂
ILOVEBAMBOO 2 years ago
"This is my son, Mac N Cheese! I let my pre-k students name him..what? I'm not a bad par-HEY, COME BACK! I HAVEN'T TOLD YOU ABOUT SONIC YET!"
#20
You Currently Have 2 Brains In Your Body, And That Doesn't Help Either. The Struggle Is Real
After fifteen minutes of searching, I found out that I had put the car keys in precisely this place because that's such a nice logical place.
Deleila Charlie 2 years ago
Seeing Blue band butter makes me happy because it means it's a Dutch picture.
PrettyJoyBird 2 years ago
This will continue to happen for the rest of your life now. Till kids move out. Even after!
StrangeOne 2 years ago (edited)
This happens to me time to time. It's okay, though. That's what makes us human.
MonicaChicagoGal 2 years ago
LOL I've done this and wasn't pregnant tore the house apart looking for them didn't find them until I got hungry.
Anna Stephenson 2 years ago
Ngl- I've been kkk no own to leave my keys in my fridge, and I don't even have the "pregnancy" excuse!
DetongLhamo 2 years ago
I went and bought an expensive new washing machine and when the salesperson asked the address to deliver it to, I just stood open mouthed and stared at her- couldn’t remember where I lived.
Tanya Loewen-Watson 2 years ago
Keys makes more sense than the TV remote I put in the fridge and couldn’t find for months….
#21
My Husband's Genius Drawing On My Baby Bump
meow point1 2 years ago
My mother says that when she was pregnant with me, she dreamt she gave birth to kittens.
Margaret H 2 years ago
Now imagine an antenatal appointment and finding out this was done with permanent marker...
#22
This Pregnant Lady's Dinner Choice For The Past Two Weeks
Mamza Paulse 2 years ago
The bones are developing she’s craving calcium happened to my mom when she was pregnant.
Lori Ann 2 years ago
It’s flat tortilla chips with melted shredded cheese on it. It’s really good with wheat thins to.
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#23
In Case Anyone Is Wondering, I Am "Walked With An Opened Tub Of Butter To The Garage And Put It On The Passenger Seat Instead Of In The Refrigerator" Weeks Pregnant
Booker 2 years ago
On one of our doctor visits, my wife asked if she was gaining enough weight. The doctor said a fetus was the perfect parasite, it'll take whatever it needs. At the time, I didn't realize the mind was up for grabs, too.
Fussy1 2 years ago
I recall being 'putting half an onion in my sock drawer and a rolled pair of socks in the crisper drawer' weeks pregnant!
Irishgal 2 years ago
I'm 11 years post pregnancy and still do things like this! 😂 Can it still be classed as baby brain?!😂
ILoveMySon 2 years ago
Yes! Sleep deprivation as well. Congratulations. 🎉
Load More Replies... Sandra Morison 2 years ago
Yep roast in the oven 1 hour later went to put potatoes in......a stone cold oven
Nice Beast Ludo 2 years ago
You are also at "that's a really big tub of butter" weeks pregnant
#24
The Dude I Work With Found Out That His Girlfriend Is Pregnant
Booker 2 years ago (edited)
Poor guy, it looks like he needs time to gather his thoughts. When my wife told me she was pregnant with our first child, I sat down on the stairs stunned for a few seconds, realized that probably wasn't the best response, then got up and hugged her. It didn't quite come off as the spontaneous joy I had hoped for.
brittany 2 years ago
mine faked joy but later admitted he never wanted a baby. at least you were actually happy about it
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Roger9er 2 years ago
Easy to judge, isn't it? Downvote if you like, but we don't know anything about this man nor his girlfriend or coming child. Did he hear it may be sick or worse at birth? We don't know. Maybe they don't have any money to support it? We don't know. Nothing easier than to judge, people.
George Costanza 2 years ago
Not every child is wanted. Not every pregnancy should be kept, for the betterment of the parents and everyone involved.
Yer maw 2 years ago
100% me and my husband when we found out about baby no.4 - we were not prepared at all! Quickly turned to happiness though
StrangeOne 2 years ago
Probably can barely afford to support each other as a couple. Question to the guys, when your partner, especially not married, has, if ever, told you she's pregnant. Do you find there's a tone of "look what you did to me. This is all your fault." sort of a tone? Like, do you feel like you did something terrible and everyone's going to hate you and start demanding more from you?
Booker 2 years ago
Not in my case. I did get the feeling "now that it's real, you're in all the way, right?"
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Chelsea McKee 2 years ago (edited)
I have so much debt. Debt beyond student loans. I work for $8/Hr and would 100% react the same. I'm also the woman, so there's that.
#25
I Guess Pregnant Woman Can't Drive Broncos
Min 2 years ago
Pregnant women are only allowed to drive minivans. I guess she didn't get the memo.
Kim 2 years ago
I think the issue is that the baby is still inside her ergo she is not a mother yet
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Barbara Kayton 2 years ago
Those spots are not legal entitlements. Only disabled parking spots require to the user to be disabled and own a permit. The moms with kids spots are a lovely idea, but if someone else needs to use them (eg, mobility issues but not legally disabled, pregnant mom, or the notorious I’ll just be a minute shopper/kid-picker-upper) they have the same right to use them as a mother with kids.
Gardener of Weeden 2 years ago
The men at work used to gather around to watch me get in and out of my Bronco when I was pregnant. 5'0" & no helper step. i would just grab and "swing in" . I did not see the big issue.
Bobby 2 years ago
The argument is she's an expectant mother before both and a new mother after. Didn't hold water to me, but that's what it is
Load More Replies... Kimberly Brady 2 years ago
I would sit there as long as possible waiting to see if the note-writer came back, and then go Full Prego Crazy on them. Like, I have keys and they may be your doom crazy.
Ashley Marino 2 years ago
Those are for when the baby is actually born…nothing to do with the car
brittany 2 years ago
all the signs ive ever seen say new mothers and expectant mothers.
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Pregnancy Massage Table. Amazing Invention, But Can't Stop Laughing
afia kooma 2 years ago
Boob section looks way so small. You risk relaxing so hard your boobs pop through and get stuck 😂
Lene 2 years ago
When I needed massage while pregnant, she just had a pillow with those holes that she placed on top of the normal table. Extremely comfy, btw!
Cooking Panda 2 years ago
Wouldn't want my pregnant belly to dangle down freely..unless there's some sort of harness for support
Alro 2 years ago
The one I tried had a support for the belly, I'm surprised it's not standard apparently?
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Not-a-Clue (she/her) 2 years ago
I could do with this when I get a massage, and I'm not even pregnant ...
Tanya Loewen-Watson 2 years ago
I got a massage on one of those when pregnant w/ twins… it was A-MAZ-ING
#27
That Moment You Pour Chicken Broth Into Your Smoothie Blender Instead Of Almond Milk. Great Way To Start Off The Morning
Booker 2 years ago
My wife had that same look at the end of both pregnacies. She was through with it!
Tamra 2 years ago
Yeah, that last month is rough. Two weeks before my due date husband found me sobbing, asked what was wrong, and I said "I just want it OUT!"
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#28
In Need Of A Laugh Today
Nadine Debard 2 years ago
I have a wonderful picture of me and my father comparing our bellies :)
Hakunamawhatnow 2 years ago
Does not quite match the title of the thread? "Having a worse day than you"?
#29
My Fiance, Normally A Lean Machine, Has Experienced A Lot Of Swelling During Pregnancy. Here's Her Foot
Nadine Debard 2 years ago
I don't know why people downvoted you, it can be a sign of lethal condition called pre-eclampsy, I had this and fortunately got checked immediately.
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My “in my head” Voice 2 years ago
Buy that girl better shoes! Glittery fuzzy bunny slippers might do!
koniec kropka 2 years ago
Hated that feeling, they were constantly hot and burning... Even in a tub of cold water... It was infuriating
Hey! 2 years ago
Not sure why you're getting downvoted but saying "cankles" is not swearing or putting judgement or insulting someone. It's real. It could bring pre-eclampsy and that's dangerous. I'm saying all this so people realize what they are downvoting.
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#30
My Wife’s Pregnant Belly Makes It Look Like She’s Smuggling A Pumpkin
Snorkeldorf 2 years ago
Had a purple sweatshirt and leggings that I wore after work when I was pregnant. Very comfy. Hubby came home from work one day, looked at me and started laughing his behind off. Asked what was so funny and he said "You look like a giant grape!".
Glen Ellyn 2 years ago
I was expecting my third child and on Halloween that year, I wore a shirt about the same color as the one shown here. I attached paper cut-outs of black eyes, nose, and mouth to it so I looked like a Jack-O-Lantern. My 7-year-old son was dressed as a cowboy, and my 2-year-old daughter was a little bat girl, complete with a black cape. I still have a photo of this somewhere.
Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 2 years ago
Tonight, on The Produce Channel: Pumpkin Smuggling-- when Squash Gourd Bad!
Learner Panda 1 year ago
I am not entirely convinced that is a pregnant belly. It looks quite male to me.
#31
My Wife Is Pregnant. I Guess She Thinks I Won't Know What To Do When The Baby Is Born, So She Got This To Help Me Out
bigoldthor 2 years ago
Would love to see the look on dad's face after the first real blowout. No neat little piles there.
Bobby 2 years ago
This may seem insulting, but when you are dealing with a 3am post feeding blowout you will appreciate it
#32
A Friend Needed A Pregnancy Announcement, So I Obliged
#33
When I Thought I Looked Pregnant vs. Now
Auntriarch 2 years ago
My boss had really stretchy dresses, and you could see all the flowers ended up twice as wide as deep
#34
My Pregnant Wife Is Trying To Choose A Color For Our First Nursery. I Present To You My Work Of Art - "Indecision (In P Minor)"
neil jagurdo 2 years ago
I'm pretty sure there are people who would pay big dollars for this, if it was in a frame in a gallery.
SkyBlueandBlack 2 years ago
Primary colors. Babies initially see contrast (black and white), then after about a week, primary colors (red, blue, and yellow). Secondary colors (orange, green, and purple) start coming in soon after that, and after a few months they start to perceive shades. So your choices here are basically just gray.
#35
My Husband Made My 3rd Trimester Cake
#36
Pregnancy Is Going Great, Why Do You Ask?
Kat 2 years ago
Yeah ... knew every time I was pregnant because of teeth brushing even before the test went positive ... still gives me shivers sometimes
Groundcontroltomajortom 2 years ago
Can you explain this one? Never heard of this before???
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Do-nut touch da donut 2 years ago
Brushing your teeth can trigger vomiting or nausea
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Dogcat vet (retired) 2 years ago
try Sea Bands, they work great for me for nausea. Cant tell if good for morning sickness because I never got pregnant though.
Dogcat vet (retired) 2 years ago
Oh, and no chemicals...just wrist pressure points with a band and a half marble type of thing. sea-ba-651...2-jpeg.jpg 
Kristin Fentress 2 years ago
Hold your left thumb tight to your palm with the remaining fingers of your left hand while you brush sensitive areas. It's a pressure point that helps lessen the gag reflex. It's the only way I can make it through brushing my teeth without gagging.
meezersfive 2 years ago
Just toohpaste? EVERYTHING made me puke. For sevenmonths, then I had heartburn.
#37
Did I Really Just Go In Public With Two Different Shoes?
Elsker 2 years ago (edited)
Just say it's a fashion statement. We will not be oppressed by the fashionindustry into wearing to shoes of the same pair!
afia kooma 2 years ago
I have been doing this with socks for 10+ years . Its a real time saver and I think its good to represent something different "out there ".
Load More Replies... Upstaged75 2 years ago
One of those awful barefoot running shoes that look like toe socks. Hideous!
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Gosh I Hate The Combo Of Extreme Nausea, 4 AM Cravings And Not Finding The Damn Can Opener
FakeOptimist 2 years ago
I read you're a dad : you should know not to underestimate a pregnant woman.
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Lady Gypsy Rain 1 year ago
10/10 will survive the apocalypse longer than those non eating jokers
That guy Nic B. 2 years ago
Dang look at that peach! (Im pretty sure they are peaches don’t be weird)
#39
Everyone In My Life Over Thanksgiving: You're 29 Weeks Pregnant! Is The Nursery Done? My Nursery:
Lene 2 years ago
Nurseries aren't super important until baby is a few months old and can sleep in its own room, imo. So... I don't see anything wrong with this picture :)
Spannidandoolar 2 years ago
Exactly, ours all slept in our room until almost 6 months
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StrangeOne 2 years ago
Big family dinners are already stressful as is. Why put a very pregnant women under more stress and judgement?
Nika Strokappe 1 year ago
You want to see my "37 weeks pregnant" nursery? Definitely not fit for a baby yet 😂
Maria 1 year ago
We didn't have the space for a nursery, so everything was prepared in our bedroom: cot, stroller set, baby tub... everything. I was 29 weeks pregnant when the baby decided it was time. My grandmother: "See? You already had everything prepared that's why the baby came before it was suppose. You attracted the baby."
#40
My Pie Craving Is Next Level. Just Needed To Share With My Fellow Pregnant Peeps
Mike Fitzpatrick 2 years ago
I'd be more than happy to be the tester before any of them are eaten.
#41
Pregnancy Snack
Booker 2 years ago
My wife was pregnant with our first and as she was eating Jello, she said that she was surprised she didn't have any cravings. I pointed out that this was the fourth day in a row that she was eating Jello, and that we never had Jello until this week.
Mycroft1967 2 years ago
My wife craved BBQ chips. Doesn't really like them and never bought them any other time.
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michael Chock 2 years ago
I don't get it. Either it's a perfect snack or I have been pregnant all my life.
Fairytails From Other Worlds 2 years ago
Yammy! I’d eat this with evening tea any time - pregnant or not.
My “in my head” Voice 2 years ago
I craved chocolate and sauerkraut. My ex husband almost hurled!
StrangeOne 2 years ago (edited)
That's not that unusual. Looks like a tasty snack if you like pickles and cheese. The biggest contrasting, change for me was a constant, innate craving for pink grapefruit, whether fresh or in juice form. That, and cheese dogs with pina colada slush puppies. I never liked cheese dogs as much and hated pink grapefruit before I was pregnant. But at least it was food cravings. When you crave non-foods it's a sign you're severely deficient in a vital nutrient.
Lady Gypsy Rain 1 year ago
Please say those aren’t Graham crackers but instead is wasa bread. I’d give that a go if wasa. But definitely not if Graham crackers
#42
Today Is A Significant Day For My Wife's Pregnancy
#43
Wanted To Do Something A Bit More Grand To Break In My New Lodge 12", But My Pregnant Wife Wanted A Grilled Cheese At 2:30 AM
your sarcastic bestie 2 years ago
unrelated but: that looks like a SLAMMIN grilled cheese. could you make me one?
Renee Prete 2 years ago
Try putting Parmesan cheese on the butter sides of the bread and then grilling it...yuuuummy
#44
Preggo Brain. Wore My Slippers To Take The Boys To School But Forgot To Change Into Work Shoes When I Got Home Before Going To Work
And yes, I can still see my feet I just didn’t look down until I got to work.
michael Chock 2 years ago
It's the best way to go to work, being pregnant gives you a pass so use it!
#45
Grabbed My Stuff For Work This Morning And I Realized When I Got To Work That I Did Not In Fact Grab My Beauty Blender… I Grabbed A Boiled Egg
ToGo 2 years ago
Sure it wouldn't absorb the foundation but you might end up using more covering up bruises from beating your face with a boiled egg.
Load More Replies... sara fulmer 2 years ago
With the weird hacks I see online these days I wouldn't be surprised if this trends
#46
When You Order Subway So It's There When You Get Home From Work, But Forget That They Wrap Delivery Orders In Foil, So When You Stuck In The Microwave It Catches Fire
The microwave and sandwich are both fine. My pride is a little wounded though.
bigoldthor 2 years ago
"Would you like your sub toasted?" No thanks, I'll take care of that at home.
#47
My Wife's Pregnancy Photoshoot Dressed As Vecna At An Abandoned Pizza Hut In Vermont
Bored Trash Panda 2 years ago
I don't know why you got downvoted for asking a question. Vecna is the bad guy from the newest season of Stranger Things.
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Shayne Randlett 2 years ago
Whatever makes you happy I guess, but why? I don't think this will age well when they want to remember the pregnancy
#48
My Pregnant Step-Mom's Nutella, Onion, And Cucumber Sandwich
Nichole Harris 2 years ago
I remember walking around with a whole onion and a bottle of ketchup..... Just squirt and bite 🤣
Donald 2 years ago
I would've called the cops if I caught sight of that lol
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onecentwriter 2 years ago
does your step-mom have vitiligo? the patterns on the hand are fascinating!
#49
Pregnancy Brain
Snazzy Smurf 2 years ago
There are one pot meals and now there are one bowl breakfasts. Efficient in my book.
Lady Gypsy Rain 1 year ago (edited)
If it weren’t for milk alternatives, this would be my choice of liquid. At least more often than water or kool aid or apple juice
April Pickett 2 years ago
That's the way I usually ate my cereal. Any kind of juice worked well.
Tamara Rutenber 2 years ago
I have a friend whose daughter is very allergic to dairy. This is how she eats all her cereal. With juice!
#50
Pregnant Lunch
LegendsNeverDIE 2 years ago
Hmm olives, peppers, grains, cream cheese and bagels?! I would totally eat that - looks delicious!
Meredith Parker 2 years ago
I just had that yesterday and I'm not even pregnant. 79 years old.
April Pickett 2 years ago
Looks like pimento (red things). With the rest of it, it's a gourmet offering.
Steph Bombardier (Stephhhh) 2 years ago
gaged a lil when i saw this. I have olive trauma XD (seriously tho, i do. one time when i was little, there was this vile olive dip at the family thanksgiving. ruined it for me.)
#51
My Friend Had Her Pregnant Belly Painted, I Think If You Press The Belly Button She'll Explode
WindySwede 2 years ago
To late, someone already flew in with a "one man fighter" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOgtj00Rp8s 🙊
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My Pregnant Wife Is A Warrior. One Week Left, And She Is Still Out Running Errands With Me. This Is Our Last Costco Run Before The Baby Is Born. Thought This Was Funny
V 2 years ago
I wasn't running errands too close to my due date,.but in the days leading up to it I made literally over 200 muffins.
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Back When My Wife Was Pregnant With Our First, She Had A Craving For Ramen Noodles Prepared With Kraft Mac And Cheese Powder. Behold
LeMurierBonjour 2 years ago
That 'cheese powder' sauce looks vile and would make me sick. Ugh
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microwaved mcdonalds fries 2 years ago
gotta try that it looks like exactly the level of cheesiness i need
Caroline Kimber 2 years ago
I'd eat that....I don't know if we have Kraft Mac 'n' Cheese powder in the UK though.....anybody wanna post some over?!
Kat Lyle 2 years ago
could probably get some in American stores like Partridges and there is another in knightsbridge.
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#54
My Very Nauseous Pregnant Wife's Dinner. Finding Food She Can Digest (Or Even Think About) Has Been A Struggle
#55
Happy Birthday Dear Preggo Cravings, Happy Birthday To You
Nice Beast Ludo 2 years ago
That looks like my 8th birthday cake except the candies were dinosaurs
#56
Living With A Pregnant Woman
Living with a pregnant woman involves coming home, taking a shower, putting on PJs, getting comfortable, getting back up to make her a snack, getting comfortable again, driving to Taco Bell for a Crunchwrap Supreme, and waiting for what's next.
#57
What, You Ask, Is Pregnancy Brain? Oh, It’s That Thing That Makes You Not Realize That Tea Leaves Are Extremely Light, So 1 Pound Of Them Is, You Know, A Ton Of Tea
So you order an entire pound of tea leaves, and this arrives.
Hphizzle 2 years ago
Double check with your doctor about raspberry leaf tea when pregnant. In stronger doses it can stimulate labor. So may not be good to drink earlier in pregnancy.
Lesley Relph 2 years ago
I was recommended raspberry leaf tea - worst thing I ever tasted, nothing like the fruit. Minus ten out of ten.
#58
It’s Been 5 Hours Since I Got To Work And I Just Realized I’m Still Wearing My Slippers From This Morning
#59
My Pregnant Sister
#60
Vegemite Roll Stuffed One Inside The Other. I’m Pregnant, So One Roll Wasn’t Going To Be Enough To Fill Me Up, And Eating Two Rolls Individually Seemed Like Way Too Much Effort
#61
Pregnancy: Vanilla Ice Cream And Salted, Buttered Corn
Firstname Lastname 2 years ago
Well, creamed corn is a thing, so why not ice creamed corn? Kinda curious now
WhatISaidWas 2 years ago
Walmart had a limited edition Van Leeuwen ice cream called honey cornbread, with actual cornbread chunks in it. 1st bite was odd, but good once you got past the thought of the combo of cornbread and ice cream.
#62
Smores Poptart Pancake For Pregnant Wife
#63
Hors d'Oeuvres For My Pregnant Wife On Mother's Day
#64
Our Friends Decided To Make Us A Cake Celebrating Our Pregnancy. It Was Delicious
WindySwede 2 years ago
this always comes to my mind in situations like this: woman-yell...t-meme.jpg 
#66
Deconstructed Harvey’s Hot Dog Aux Cornichons And Sweet Tomato Compote. Pregnancy Craving
Edda Kamphues 2 years ago
I made my husband go out and get cherries. In March. In Australia. No idea how/where he got them, but he did. You do not want to grumpify the whale!!!
#67
Pregnancy Brain In Full Swing - Meant To Grab A Spare Towel To Take Swimming To Sit On In The Car On The Way Home... Grabbed Lucy’s Wee Mat Instead
#68
Triple Butter. Peanut Butter, Butter, Nutella, And Jelly. Yup, I'm Very Pregnant
Darth Kittius 2 years ago
I mean, out of all possible combinations, this is one I would be okay with trying for myself
#69
My Pregnant Wife's Microwaved Hot Dog On White Bread Because She Wanted It Immediately
sara fulmer 2 years ago
I can just visualize a very pregnant wife not being able to get off the couch yelling "IMMEDIATELY!!!"
#70
Sometimes I Can’t Decide What To Snack On, So The Solution Is A Little Bit Of Everything. I Liked This Combo. It Hit All The Flavors, Had Diversity, And Was Fairly Well-Balanced
#71
Doritos And Mustard On White Bread: A Pregnancy Craving Bedtime Snack
#72
I Told Myself I’d Eat Healthy When I'm Pregnant
LeiLah 2 years ago
The only thing I craved was Big Macs. Pregnancy cravings are so intense, they can't be ignored. :(
Bored Trash Panda 2 years ago
I craved those to! That's one of the only things I could handle eating without getting sick.
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I’m Thinking That Maybe Preggo Brain Is A Real Thing
I'M A SHOUTY MAN (they/he/she) 2 years ago
Oh I'd easily do that and I've never been pregnant. Those are like the exact same shoes, minus the heel. I've done worse - two left shoes anyone?
#74
Tried Making Coffee With Pregnancy Brain
LeiLah 2 years ago
As a non-coffee drinker married to a non-coffee drinker**, who was raised by a non-coffee drinker single dad, I'm not sure I get this one. The filter doesn't look right but I don't know what I'm looking at. Is that a tortilla? **Note: We get our caffeine other ways, don't worry. We're human. *sips Monster*
IDK_Something 2 years ago
🤣🤣🤣 You're supposed to grind the whole beans before placing in the coffee filter/tortilla. 🤪
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#76
Cell Phone Holder
Darth Kittius 2 years ago
I've gotten to the point where I have pregnant friends whom I graduated with, and it's so odd that they're already married and pregnant at 19.
Juliette Deroulede 2 years ago
Saaaame... at almost twenty-one, I'm starting to feel like a spinster 😆
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My Brand New Salt Grinder Broke And Poured Half Of Its Contents Into My Container Of Freshly-Made Mashed Potatoes For Dinner. I’m Pregnant. Tears Were Indeed Shed
#79
Potato Salad And Sharp Cheddar On Corn Tortillas. Wife Is Pregnant
#80
I Have Now Burnt These Eggs To A Crisp Forgetting That I Started The Eggs And Decided To Take A Shower
What doesn’t show here is that before this mishap I already did this same thing once this morning. I have a brain inside of me but somehow I think I’ve lost mine! I have come to accept that pregnancy brain is real!
#82
Preggo Brain Is A Real Thing! When I Pulled The Half-And-Half Cream Out For My Coffee This Morning I Did A Total Double Take... And Then Giggled
See, I was neither the adult who put away the ice cream last night nor the first to get half-and-half for coffee this morning.
#83
My Pregnant Sister Sent Me A List For "Nachos". After Of All The Prepping, This Is What She Wanted
#85
My Girlfriend Is Pregnant. We're Both Handling It Differently
FakeOptimist 2 years ago
Don't know "Busch" , but here's an old wives tale here that a (one) bottle of dark beer is good for pregnant/nursing women, so : who bought what ?
#86
Pregnant Wife Gets Last Meal Before Giving Birth
#87
This Pregnancy Brain Is Out Of Control. I Started To Make My Decaf Pumpkin Spice Latte, Got Side-Tracked And Ended Up Letting My Pumpkin And Condensed Milk Burn
#88
When Your Pregnant Babysitter Sends You Pics Of The Cup She Forgot She Put On The Roof Of The Car, Drove Off, Then Ran Over It
Booker 2 years ago
Perhaps my greatest fear as a new dad was leaving the baby seat somewhere outside the car and driving away.
Bobby 2 years ago
It was the other way round for me. I was afraid I'd forget the baby was in the back seat
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This Is How My Day Is Going. Hope Everyone Else Has A Good Day
#90
Pregnant Lady's Artisan Sandwich
#91
Coffee Cake With My Special Ingredient Of Dashi Powder By Mistake Aka Fish Powder
Nice Beast Ludo 2 years ago
I accidentally used spicy chicken fry instead of flour to make sugar cookies. It was awful
#92
Got My Wife Pregnant. Posted This
#93
And This Would Be The Result Of Pregnancy Brain
#94
Banana Blue Cheese Burger. Do Not Question The Demands Of The Pregnant
#95
Drew A Stick Figure Portrait Of My Little Family Today. Then I Realized Something Was Missing And Had To Revise
#96
This Pregnancy Brain Is Really Starting To Be A Pain
Suuuuuuze 2 years ago (edited)
Looks like pump parts put in a pot of boiling water to be sterilized and then forgotten.
Suuuuuuze 2 years ago (edited)
Pregnant with baby #2 while still nursing baby #1.
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This Monstrosity My Pregnant Wife Created
WindySwede 2 years ago
not so unsimilar to my breakfast. Bread, butter cheese, and olives, put in oven 200C for aproximate 12 mintues.
#98
Pregnant Wife Was Craving Cheddar Cheese With Dijon And Jalapenos
#100
Childhood Favorite. Current Pregnancy Craving
#101
It's Pizza Night! Guess Who Lost Count Of How Many Cups Of Flour She Added
WindySwede 2 years ago
*1* "ONE!" *2* "TWO!" etc, is standard for me otherwise its gone!
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michael Chock 2 years ago
I started using spoons to keep track. I grab as many spoons as I need cups of flour, every time I add a cup I take away a spoon.
#102
6-Month-Pregnant Wife's Diaries. Purdue Spicy Chicken Cutlets, Frozen Hashbrown Patties, Corn, Sour Cream And A Cheese Sauce
#103
Strange Pregnancy Craving Nr. 54 - Spicy Beef Patty On Burnt Waffle Drenched In Mayo And BBQ Sauce
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Zedrapazia 2 years ago
Kudos to everyone who's pregnant/has a baby, I'd go insane and very depressed with all of this
Lama 2 years ago
Haha, I feel the same. Like, I'm so happy for everyone being happy, but this is literally my worst nightmare XD
Load More Replies... Tracy Wallick 2 years ago
Nothing like a pregnancy article to make me grateful that I got my tubes removed.
ChickyChicky 2 years ago
Your brain does actually shrink a little bit, and seriously you do feel stupid. Then you get the baby and you're sleep deprived so you still feel dumb, but you gain some crazy super powers, like amazingly fast reflexes. I also had incredible throwing aim: anything I threw toward a target hit it exactly. Laundry into a basket half the room away, crumpled paper into the bin, etc.
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Dudu Dududun 2 years ago
How the duck "Funny Pregnancy Moments" become "50 Pregnant Women Whose Day Is Going Worse Than Yours Is" which totally has different context?! BP should really limit the title change or just disable it at all.. How is this clickbait title different from YT?
Zedrapazia 2 years ago
Kudos to everyone who's pregnant/has a baby, I'd go insane and very depressed with all of this
Lama 2 years ago
Haha, I feel the same. Like, I'm so happy for everyone being happy, but this is literally my worst nightmare XD
Load More Replies... Tracy Wallick 2 years ago
Nothing like a pregnancy article to make me grateful that I got my tubes removed.
ChickyChicky 2 years ago
Your brain does actually shrink a little bit, and seriously you do feel stupid. Then you get the baby and you're sleep deprived so you still feel dumb, but you gain some crazy super powers, like amazingly fast reflexes. I also had incredible throwing aim: anything I threw toward a target hit it exactly. Laundry into a basket half the room away, crumpled paper into the bin, etc.
Load More Replies... Dudu Dududun 2 years ago
How the duck "Funny Pregnancy Moments" become "50 Pregnant Women Whose Day Is Going Worse Than Yours Is" which totally has different context?! BP should really limit the title change or just disable it at all.. How is this clickbait title different from YT?
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