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Communication is everything in a healthy, happy, long-term relationship. Pardon the nautical terminology, but without having heart-to-heart chats, it’s less of a relationship and more like relationflotsam with two people clinging to debris and slowly drifting apart. Smooth sailing only happens when there’s mutual support.

However, there are times when a lack of communication can be the perfect opportunity for some comedy gold, as some couples on Twitter have proven. Bored Panda has collected some of the most hilarious tweets where people share what petty things they’ve done and pranks they’ve pulled to get back at their significant others instead of acting mature and talking things out.

As you scroll down, upvote your fave tweets and be sure to let us know if you’ve done anything similarly playful-yet-childish in your own relationships, dear Pandas. Also, read on for our interview about keeping relationships healthy and staying on the same page.

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Pamela24
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, to me this screams immature. If you tell him the truth within like an hour - fine but otherwise how about you discuss the thing that pissed you off, get an apology, process it and move on. Yes, I'm fun at parties.

Paul Davis
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe you're not fun at parties but it sounds like you'd be a great partner for someone

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Paul Mitchell
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To have him react like that means that he has been conditioned to fear you. Fear has no part in a loving relationship. You are an abuser. Stop it.

Ryan Michael
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That’s so cruel (but hilarious)

Bored_weeb
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4 years ago

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Bettie-Jean Neal
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is awesome. Literally made me giggle.

Luke Oakridge
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is manipulative. I don't think people would find it funny if a man did something like this to his wife.

Art Tomboy
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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    #2

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    Kali T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was going to send this list to my husband, but I like this one too much. I might need this pettiness in the future 😂😂😂 I'm keeping this list to myself

    Deal _Anneal
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice one! ||ヽ(* ̄▽ ̄*)ノミ|Ю

    DanieLegz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why add "finna" in the sentence when the rest is perfect english?!

    WholesomeArmyweeb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist: the ghosts make you think you’re controlling the tv when they are. “Damn mortals and their electronics”

    Bored_weeb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha till he divorces you and moves out out of fear(just kidding)

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    Marcellus the Third
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    4 years ago

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    He'll break up if he has any sense. Don't spend your life with someone that takes the nuclear option just coz' (and also in general, don't vote them president again).

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    Mimi M
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad used to say 'irregoddamgardless'. But he was a talented wordsmith (professional writer), so in his case it was for flair. RIP, dad.

    Vanta Black
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a word... Merriam Webster says it's been in use since at least 1811. Similarly, "irregardless" goes back to 1795, so both can and will continue to be used, irregardless of how annoyed they make you.

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    Lynne Harbison
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A 92 year old family friend used to regularly say...I"'m having a quickie for lunch". She meant quiche.

    Frisinator
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife likes to say Expresso just to irritate me

    Sill Marien
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I could operate on that mean level in English, because I do it all the time in my mother tongue :)

    Nora
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too! (Don't know your mother tongue, but if it's anything like Scandinavian, you'll understand how I upset I can make my bf by saying: "1 kilomet, 2 kilometer.")

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    Tim Douglass
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Irregardless" is a perfectly cromulent word and shouldn't bother any intelligent linguist.

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    Bored Panda spoke about how to strengthen relationships and how we can know for certain if things are meant to be with Barbara Honey, a counselor at ‘Relate,’ the UK’s largest provider of relationship support.

    ‘Relate’ counselor Barbara told us that one of the key things that she comes across in couples is not speaking enough to each other about important issues before getting married or immediately afterward. These issues can range from things like how they’ll approach finances to whether they want children.

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    #4

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    Natalia
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mother does that 😂

    A Head
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still get tense when I hear a vacuum cleaner running. Mom was never happy while cleaning. My sister is the same way.

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    Gabi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude, you have a death wish.

    Luke Oakridge
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't see people joking about men killing their wives for saying bad things to them.

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    Meghna Mohan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did it from March last year and continue to do it to date, muttering to myself 😂 the man refuses to get off the recliner and help.

    Lisa Chambers
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mother did too. Ooohwee you knew by the way those forks and knives were being dried and thrown into the drawer one at a time not to go into the kitchen. Oh you still had a cup from dinner? You are just dead. Go lay down.

    Gregg Bender
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A little passive aggression there?

    backatya
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    she sounds like an immature child that needs to grow up and talk it out with him.

    ~*Zodiac lover~*
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My family has a look that makes everyone mad my mood gets ruined a lot that’s my gift ruining people’s day who ruin my day -~-

    Jennifer Brekke
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WTFDAD's wife sounds Irish! Bwahahahaha!

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    Natalia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, I assume you don't need that dishwasher, because there is high possibility he breaks it, lol 😝

    Debra Robinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But- he watched Home Improvement! Ok, idk if Tim ever tried to fix a dishwasher but it's the idea.

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are lucky he bothered to fix it though...

    Paul Mitchell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not being petty. That's gaslighting. Gaslighting is abuse. Stop it.

    Pittsburgh rare
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You jump on the abuse train based on one tweet which is clearly a joke and you don't know the details of the whole story. Perhaps if people stopped using the words abuse or gaslighting so lightly the victims would be believed the moment they speak up (if they get to speak up). Sincerely: a victim of REAL abuse and gaslighting

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    Myrkur
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's just childish. And what if you're gonna have to admit at some point what you did? You think he is just gonna be like "oh haha, you got me! Funny!"

    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg, this is diabolical. My husband would have the entire thing ripped out and cursing that he couldn't find the source.

    Luke Oakridge
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In all likelihood, making him waste two hours on the dishwasher is worse than whatever he did to her. This also points out the double standard that men are treated as the ones that are supposed to fix things.

    backatya
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a lie. I doubt he's been fixing something that has nothing to fix for 2 hours.

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    #6

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    Ozacoter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would explain why we have like three opened pots of cinnamon...

    Christine Rhodes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahhhah! this explains why we have 7 jars of jelly in the fridge!

    TheReader19
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you mean jam? Okay being pettie; UK thing

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    danielw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the toothpaste tube is definitely getting squeezed from the top.

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    James Baker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You sir may not be living on the edge but you can damn sure see it from where you are. Be careful you really don't wanna open that box.

    WholesomeArmyweeb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh ho ho ho. So you have chosen…death…

    Frenk Janse
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I re-tighten all bottle caps extremely hard. And wait.

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    “We’d suggest having these conversations reasonably early on and then revisiting them later as people’s feelings often change,” Barbara highlighted the importance of openly and consistently communicating with your partner about everything, from minor to major issues.

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    H Edwards
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Separate bedrooms save relationships.

    Soggy Crumpet
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that I find disturbing is that she had to do that to prove it. Did he not believe her???

    Honu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been so tempted to do this. My husband snores terribly. It impacts my sleep. Earplugs help, but not completely, and they hurt my ears. My main concern is about how the snoring may affect his long term health, but he refuses to go to the doctor.

    Lori T Wisconsin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Untreated sleep apnea causes pulmonary hypertension. Have him read about it. My husband has it and I wouldn’t wish it on my worst enemy.

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    Max
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My fiance did that. Turned out he has sleep apnea.

    giovanna
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe do something for your snoring??

    Hermione
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Video recording on a phone works for this. You can hear yourself in all your glory.

    Oskar vanZandt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sleep to the hum of a white noise machine... conditioned to sleep with a fan as a child. Parents snored and argued a lot.

    cybermerlin2000
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could be a sign of obstructive sleep apnoea

    CatWoman312
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband and I sleep in separate rooms for this very reason

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    Mimi M
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is laugh-out-loud funny.

    Meghna Mohan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooh I just had several inspirations 😍

    Cybele Spanjaard
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha he would have near had apoplexy I bet!

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    Jo Davies
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my word, I do that as well. All his laundry. And I deliberately pair two different socks.

    will.u.b.mine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you monster. not the socks 😑 how could you do that. it's a joke my dudes

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you have any idea how long it took me to get my husband to turn his stinky dirty disgusting socks right side out and not all rolled up, so they wash and dry thoroughly without me having to stick my hands in that nastiness? Too long, that’s how long. No effing way I’m messing with a hard won accomplishment like that now, just to prank him or get even. Never fear, though, “ve haf vays to make him miserable ven he’s being a real scheissekopf”.

    Roland
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really? That would bother me at all.

    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband is a big boy, he does his own laundry.

    Paul Davis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    huh...are there many men who would even notice that had happened?

    danielw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lets all be honest here... how many people are seen in their underwear by other people that would be bothered by a few wrinkles in said underwear? folding underwear is such a waste of time.

    Bill
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait. You are supposed to fold clothes?,?

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    Aroace tiger
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's kinda helpful actually.

    WholesomeArmyweeb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True. That way there’s no cheating and she can stay/get fit and be happy and not bitch (like I know my mom does and my sisters do, probably me too[or all the women in my family xD]) that she isn’t losing weight

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone knows if it's not in your plate then it doesn't count!!😉

    backatya
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're not doing anything wrong actually. She was trying to lie to herself and you improved the situation.

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    Linus Nilsson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've done this at work. The best thing is to plug in the mouse from one coworker into anothers computer. Because what do people do when the mouse does not respond? They move it about, clicking left and right, being frustrated.

    Natalie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha, wish I had thought of that at work! Brilliant prank! :D

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    Paul K. Johnson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not as revenge for anything but as a prank at work I tear off a piece of post-it and stick it to the bottom of a mouse so the laser doesn't work. I'm easily amused. :)

    danielw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    back in the day... you'd just remove the mouse balls. Also, electric tape works, too.

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    fire bug
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have four coworkers that all have a different mouse that I keep hidden in my desk. They all think their computers are messed up. I complain from time to time as well just so they don't get suspicious.

    Ian Taggart
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    4 years ago

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    YosemiteCat
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this to my dad while he is on work calls 😂

    Hank Woods
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's just MEAN !! -- a great idea but MEAN

    Cybele Spanjaard
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then hide it of course.. most make him quite 'frustrated'.. has he caught on ..yet! Hide that mouse.

    Celtic Pirate Queen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's classic! I turned my husband's mouse off, so when he turned it over to figure it out he found this: 20170805_1...c8b03f.jpg 20170805_102358-607010bc8b03f.jpg

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    80 Van
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Way better than being asked to get the kid ready for bed and then being told that he picked the wrong PJ’s. Every single night.

    Ozacoter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A father shouldnt need to "be asked to get the kids ready". Its your kid too.

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    danielw
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    people... the post says nothing about asking him to do it. just that she laid out the clothes in question. Don't have kids myself, but bedtime is usually an all-hands-on-deck moment for my brother. including dragging me or my dad in if we're around for the bedtime story. not that I mind.

    Danielle Terese
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That type of PJs really shouldn't even exist

    backatya
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he probably went in the drawer and got some easier ones to put on the baby lol

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    Relationship counselor Barbara added that if you’re having “a lot of doubts,” it’s best to keep things slow and not rush into anything. “Think about whether you can be yourself about them, whether you have shared values and interests, enjoy each other’s company and how you work as a team, and resolve arguments. Think about it rationally with your head but also listen to your gut and whether it feels ‘right,’” she said.

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    SemelinaPitrone
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sand is glitter's ugly cousin and whichever you use THIS IS HORRIBLE.

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    Josh Tall
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    GLitter is the Herpes of arts and crafts

    Aleksei
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone with a younger sister, I can confirm that this is 100% true

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    Michael Green
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The genius of some women's evil just...scares me lol.

    Meghna Mohan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband is obsessed with cleanliness and I get to clean everything, he won't do it 😖 so I take his beard and moustache scissors and cut my glittery tapes and other shiny glittery paper with it. He fails to notice until too late sometimes 🤣

    Bettie-Jean Neal
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always carry a small vial of glitter with me. For Karens who feel the need to comment about my appearance or for small children who piss me off. A little sprinkle on the shoulder does the trick.

    Katerina Huskova
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish my husband would care about house keeping at least half as much as he cares about the f🤬g vehicle...

    Xan A. Du
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nooo. Glitter is the herpes of the craft world.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No No No!! Glitter is too evil even for an old car!!! I HATE IT

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    Terilee Bruyere
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister did something similar years ago, switched all my stations on the car radio (yes, I live under a rock and still listen to the local DJ) to country stations. I usually listen to rock/metal.

    danielw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    new-country or old-country? very big difference there. Old country is still decent. New-country is like pop with twang.

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    Pamda Panda
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother did that to his roommate's Netflix. Like, went in and gave Tinkerbell 5 stars.

    Solidhog
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think mine might be nastier! I go onto my wife's Netflix account and quickly play films or series that I know have lots of naughty or rude scenes. Then when she logs on it show all these films and tv series with really naughty scenes and I quickly question in a shocked manner what has she been watching to get such suggestions. Her being a real prude goes really red and has trouble explaining. I say I am leaving the room in disgust, but in reality it's because I can't keep a straight face.

    April Caron
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh dang! I teach kindergarten and will often play kid songs on Spotify. Spotify would add them to my playlists and I couldn’t understand why... until one day... I caught one of my kinder kids liking the songs. He’d nonchalantly walk over to the computer and click the little heart. 🤦🏻‍♀️

    DangaTank
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh boy this ain't gonna end well.......

    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a declaration of war.

    backatya
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's nicer than cheating on her

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    Robert Thompson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So many of this list are just mean. This one is good. I wish there were more good pandas on this website.

    Josette Bergeron
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Winner winner, chicken dinner! Ding ding ding! You get the prize. <3

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    Meanwhile, during an earlier interview with ‘Relate’ counselor Barbara, Bored Panda learned all about how humor, laughter, and pranks can form a solid foundation for any relationship. Humor, playfulness, and having an optimistic outlook on life all help couples come even closer together and help create more common ground between them.

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    Antonia
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a waste of time and gas

    Nolan Schekel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that, my friend, is where you are very wrong

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    EQXL
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just diabolical

    Paul Davis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oooh...even more evil -- have some of them contain actual chocolate chips so he keeps trying to eat the bean ones

    DogMom
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next level pettiness. My favourite kind

    Mark Kelly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    meh, black beans won't overwhelm the taste.

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    #17

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    not_thenanny Report

    Giulia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is so specific lmao

    Dre Mosley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he's a beer snob, this could really get to him,lol

    Collie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so low. People shouldn't ruin other person belongings. Not their physical belongings nor virtual. I'm finding it so invasive, it's like robbery but the worst part is that this came from your close one not just unknown bad guy...

    Legen ( wait for it ) dary
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beer rating app is a thing ? Some people are living already in 2045 and I'm still here in 2021. 😜

    Samantha Becker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Assuming she's talking about Untappd. It's a great way to keep track of what you've tried, and they have badges, so you get rewarded (with dopamine) for drinking beer.

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    Tame panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is wrong to log into someone's app without permission and change something

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's identity theft (or at least very close to it)

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    CincyReds
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some of these are just so stupid....

    James Mills
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's something a Nanny wouldn't do.

    Hermione
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And he brags about being a beer connoisseur?

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    #18

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    not_thenanny Report

    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't that room temp? That's what my heat is on now.

    Aroha
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, what's the problem? That's the perfect temperature. I keep my flat at 21-22 Celsius, which seems to be 69-72 F.

    CincyReds
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that depends, is it summer or winter? In summer I am find with that, but winter, yeah I would be mad

    DogMom
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does he consider that too warm or too cold?

    Daniel (ShadowDrakken)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anything from 68-72 is fine indoors, I don't quite get this one...

    Meredith Glenn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My hubs would be thrilled if I turned it up to 72,. I’d be sweating

    Xylle Flora
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom would yell at you to turn it up because it would be hurting the environment

    Stitches
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There’s a special place in hell for you :o

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    “Another thing that bonds you is shared experiences and memories that you can look back on together. Familiarity doesn’t always breed contempt!” Barbara urged couples to spend more time doing shared activities with their significant others. In her opinion, routine doesn’t always lead to apathy.

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    #19

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    kittiewho Report

    EQXL
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You didn't get a Dalek shirt with "look it's R2D2! I loved him in Star Trek!" yet?

    Maximum Ride
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would be... downright evil! Especially if it were directed at me.

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    Robyn Fraser
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm currently annoying my son as often as possible by calling Falcon and The Winter Soldier things like Wing man and Metal arm guy. 😛

    Kiss Army
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband called it Falcon and the Snowman and I lost it!

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    Silre
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Calm down there, Satan

    A Cat Named Dragon
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG, I am looking for a new house at the moment and I cannot believe every single house I look at has those handwritten word signs up on every wall. Every. Single. House. This is what comes from taking art out of school.

    Sky Fails314
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was the Chris Hemsworth for me

    Mark Kelly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but also say "Chris Hemsworth is so hot".

    Andrew Gibb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Julia Roberts has loads to answer for

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    #20

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    EdJaundrellSTC Report

    YoChicken
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you are a monster. an ingenious monster, but still a monster

    DangaTank
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, now you will have less mosquitoes and other insects. That spider shall protect the home!

    danielw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    unless it was a giant huntsman spider. Those things might make her favorite rat-dog disappear. the irony is, those are like, the least offensive spider in Australia. (they're just huge... and you can hear them run around at night.)

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    Hermione
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And she says...”no worries, dear, the large snake I just saw will eventually get it”

    Suzanne Haigh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should let the spiders live, they terminate nasty, disease carrying flies.

    Lily Iris
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I let all the spiders live. I sometimes put them out but only to avoid hurting them or if my girls got into the terror mood. We live in Northern Italy, not Australia

    Suzanne Metcalf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    honestly if i was the girlfriend id most likely ask where it is and go look at it for like an hour and take pics....i really like spiders

    shonie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i mean like why not? spiders are cute!

    Suzanne Haigh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should NOT kill spiders, you monster

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    #21

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    RunOldMan Report

    Ripley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is just an outright declaration of war!

    Anna Banana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, who was supposed to eat the last donut? Was it supposed to go to waste because nobody's allowed to eat it? Or do you have to share it? Or do a few rounds of: "No, you eat it - No, you!" Are you buying odd number of donuts so that the last one can be sacrificed? How many donuts do you buy anyway? So many questions!

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fair enough! You don't mess with someone's snacks!!

    Shoddy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not really. You should check them before you drive off anyway.

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    Dylan(He/Them)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wtf is wrong with eating the last donut? Someone has to

    Debra Robinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He wanted it maybe because she had her share or more.

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    Rebekah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG, I just realized that my parents were being passive -aggressive about the car settings on purpose for years. This never occurred to me.

    Hermione
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or they just like different settings for themselves and don’t bother to change them back.

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    James Mills
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    should've reset all the radio presets, that's what i call revenge.

    CincyReds
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So? She will just put them back....good lord, so stupid!

    Elizabeth Butler
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope she didn't have an accident as a result of not noticing that............

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    Balance is another key part of maintaining healthy relationships. As much as we need to experience life together, we also need to have some privacy for our own interests. Having both in our lives helps us stay appreciative rather than resentful.

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    #22

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    carole_caple Report

    Bama Belle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My parents used to take my boom box cord. (I loved my tunes.) It's been 20 years but I can still hear them yelling, "Bring me the cord!".

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where does she keep them out of his reach though?!

    Pink kitty
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Locks them together and keeps the key hidden?

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    Cybele Spanjaard
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She must be really adept at the dismantling mechanics of a push bike to do that! Great lady I tip my non existent hat to you anyhow.

    Dragon girl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That will be me with my fiance.

    backatya
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    damn they lasted that long married? Assuming they married young and not a day before this happened lol

    Antonia
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    4 years ago

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    they should have gotten a divorce 20 something years ago, what a waste of you life

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    #23

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    3sunzzz Report

    Ola Polowczyk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahaha I always threaten my bf I will make him kale and tofu salad :D

    Robert Thompson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So long as you eat it too, it is dinner and I will thank you for it. I have nothing but gratitude for any meal I don't have to make.

    Paul Davis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The kind of evil only a woman can do -- "That horrible b****h is trying to make me LIVE LONGER!!!"

    Alexander Mezger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but... kale and tofu salad is delicious :(

    Albino
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tomato soup. I actually think that would be the only food that would have broken my ex. Maybe with an extra side of veggies, although that would have lowered the tomato percentage so maybe not.

    Christine Rockwell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ex-husband would get cheese and jelly sandwiches, or the strings off bologna on mayo'd bread.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Problem is you will have to eat that too... unless you are having pizza in front of him so in this case👏👏👏👏

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    #24

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    KentWGraham Report

    CincyReds
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmmmm, and there is no difference between organic and regular, oh one thing, the PRICE!!

    Daniel (ShadowDrakken)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're in the USA, they're the same apples, likely from the same orchard, and possibly even from the same tree. "Organic" is an unregulated and meaningless term in US food. Even outside the US, "organic" does not mean better/healthier/safer. https://blogs.scientificamerican.com/science-sushi/httpblogsscientificamericancomscience-sushi20110718mythbusting-101-organic-farming-conventional-agriculture/

    I’m A Black Cat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually it is in Europe, e.g. in Germany there are certificates given out to farmers who then can use the "Bio" (biological, or organic) for their products. Means using far less or no pesticides, provide adequate animal housing etc. The certifiers check the state of the farming regularly and renew the certificates. The products are more expensive but also quite popular

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    Cybele Spanjaard
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is your private mean thoughts as she would possibly not be able to tell except justly the regular apples are so much larger and less spotty or slightly misshaped.. that is the clue..organic fruit and veg products sold are usually not the expected supermarket shape and colours which they control, conditioning our buying habits to expect.bad, really bad..look for the less perfect and get the best product.

    Mary Ross
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what I call "passive-aggressive revenge, 20th level of subtlety"

    Mark Kelly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people do that at stores.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're playing with fire 😅😅😅

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    #25

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    1followernodad Report

    Natalia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The expensive salami 😂😂

    JessG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Deli salami rather than Oscar Meyer

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    Paul Davis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my wife takes all the expensive food as her due no matter how happy or unhappy she is. It's my job to eat the cheap stuff.

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nooo not the expensive salami! :D

    Cybele Spanjaard
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would too even if he wasn't being a D.. yum

    backatya
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you want salami just tell him you want sex otherwise you'll be fat after eating all that salami lol

    Hooman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hide all the yummy snacks in the fridge and eat the inconspicuously

    devi L.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your poor blood pressure will still be increasing

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    #26

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    TheBoydP Report

    Shoddy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell me you're wealthy without telling me you're wealthy. Us paupers just keep everything in the same drawer.

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    angry blobfish
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "spatula drawer" how many do they have???

    Nat Hedley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have an entire drawer full of spatulas?

    Joanna Blake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This explains a lot lol..... I now have a sneaking suspicion that my husband does the same thing! Under the disguise of not knowing where things go....

    Mark Kelly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    pfft I have one drawer with all that.

    James Mills
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's is lame, at least but a random soup spoon in the normal spoon sectional.

    Marilyn Ransberry
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Putting things in wrong wrong place is what would annoy me.

    Pumpkin Spice
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i feel like this is a bot account.

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    #27

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    simoncholland Report

    Kristof De Smet
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could do that! She constantly says I chew too hard.

    A Cat Named Dragon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like people should be required to listen to several hours of each other chewing before they’re allowed to get married!

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    Arctic Fox Lover
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, no, no--you have to send a video of you eating green beans while scraping your fork against the plate.

    Rosemary Booth
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Misophonia is a disorder in which certain sounds trigger emotional or physiological responses that some might perceive as unreasonable given the circumstance. Those who have misophonia might describe it as when a sound “drives you crazy.” Their reactions can range from anger and annoyance to panic and the need to flee.

    KimTx
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How mad do you want her? 😆

    the howefrank
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, don't forget to smack your lips and chew with your mouth full... That will just drive her insane and you'll be lucky not to get a divorce

    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That noise is the worst. I can hear my husband whapping the fork or spoon against the dish from the other side of the house and it still irritates me that far away.

    Cybele Spanjaard
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That will get her teeth gritting and her ears splitting. Not nice

    Lisa Chambers
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, she hears everything because she is tired due to your snoring.

    Dragon girl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad would clank his coffee cup while stirring his coffee. Now I'm thinking he did it on purpose.

    backatya
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol just record a cow eating

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    How do you communicate about important issues in your own relationships, dear Readers? Do you like to pull playful pranks on your significant other? Do you think communication or humor is more important in a long-term relationship? Share what you think with all the other Pandas in the comments.

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    #28

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    brittenymarie4 Report

    H Edwards
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel this one in my soul.

    Beeps
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you Joan Crawford?

    Watching
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey you hang the clothes, you get the hangers!

    Sill Marien
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't have to be mad to do it :D

    Popescu Adina
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get it, she still washes his clothes (probably irons them) then puts them away on hangars... would the husband even care as long as she did all the work?

    Random Anon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And here I though I am weird to have preferences to which piece of clothing gets which hanger.

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    #29

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    meganrhanks Report

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why just an appetiser? Order a family pizza and a chocolate cake just for you!!!

    Kelli from Fitness Blender
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, an appetizer is better. He can't get mad because it's not as conspicuous as a whole cake.

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    tmw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yelling is a red flag

    sam puckett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Appetisers are the best part, they always have good stuff

    backatya
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    don't do it otherwise the next fight he'll order something chocolate and eat it in front of you

    Val Izhakevich
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It may bring a whole new meaning to 'grown' in perspective. Take care.

    Brittany
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That will hit him where it hurts. Good idea!

    Robert Thompson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Before seeking revenge, dig two graves.

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    #30

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    sweetmomissa Report

    InfectedVoice
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People need to stop thinking they are armchair family experts, this is a silly thing, it's not serious and how do you know the oldest isn't an adult now, it doesn't specify.

    Brenna Cai
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    same thing with animal posts. suddenly everyone's an expert on animals and they love to nitpick or blame the person without knowing everything

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    backatya
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he's going to throw the tree out the door

    Jane Alexander
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, ya gotta teach um young how to be so mean and petty so their relationships will be as ugly as your own.

    Luke Oakridge
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How would she like it if he hid something she liked from her?

    Damon Tripodi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shame on you for involving the child

    Andrew Gibb
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    Not very good parenting on your part. Especially involving the kids in your petty behaviour.

    Linus Nilsson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Using the kid is just so that noone will know where it is.

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    #31

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    logirl77 Report

    Jihan Kim
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and you should give spoilers hahahaha

    Mer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    youre so COLD! that might be taking it too far.

    will.u.b.mine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no no no no no no no no no no no no nono no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no nono no no no no no no no no no no no nono no no no no no no no no no no no nono no no no no no no no no no no no nono no no no no no no no no no no no nono no no no no no no no no no no no nono no no no no no no no no no no no no nonooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a valid reason for divorce for me! There should be some limits!!😐😐

    Annemarie Mattheyse
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That just feels self-sabotaging, because then YOU miss out on the shared experience too!

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    cecy_beltran22 Report

    Michael Green
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It'd probably backfire on me, I'd just be like "aww she put my clothes away". I'm not very organized lol.

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    emanifique Report

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    salice_roseee Report

    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A bit expensive for a joke I think

    JuJu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can reuse it countless times. Put it in the shower, the fridge, the basement stairs, a cupboard, behind a sofa cushion, the backseat of the car, the gym bag...

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    Katy McMouse
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    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is that doll $99? I mean, really.

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That doll is cursed (and too expensive for a joke)

    shonie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and that is kind of really rude.....i mean i would love that doll but if she hates it then that is kind of nasty....

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    BlackLabOwner
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh I would hate this once I used some sort of shampoo that was my sisters and my hair was almost an afro in the morning legit

    A Random Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate using a hair dryer so this would backfire lol.

    Paul Davis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait ... doesn't using a hair dryer tend to frizz hair more than letting it dry naturally?

    SirPatTheCat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not if you use specific products and a diffuser I think. There's a crazy process with curly hair though, and it's different for everyone

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    EQXL
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a closet right? To then move on to buying a house for those closets?

    Arctic Fox Lover
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then a mansion for all those houses full of closets full of containers.

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm jealous that you have the space for all these!!

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    n_geeee7 Report

    Michael Green
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weird. When I call my finacee 'my girl', she swoooons.

    Paper A
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol, I say this one too 🤣

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    #38

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    Werewolf8668 Report

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you are not 5 years old don't do that it's disgusting

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    BolognaGlitter Report

    BlackLabOwner
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just match the brands and style much easier

    Tim Haight
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    mine are all white, so no problem matching socks

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    MegGoetzMoney Report

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bet that sends a chill down his spine., and he sleeps with one eye open all night.

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    LizHackett Report

    white_shadow
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That actually tastes good . . .

    Mimi M
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the hell? Strawberries and blueberries are excellent in salads, especially with a nice vinaigrette dressing! And maybe some feta or goat cheese crumbled.

    Susan Green
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You’re right Mimi. I often put feta in salads too. Delicious.

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    Susan Green
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Strawberries are fantastic in a spinach salad. My husband is always happy if I put fruit in a salad.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope he is not allergic...

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    spicydisaster27 Report

    Roland
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also this one wouldn't bother me a bit. And well.... You can leave my shirts unfolded as long as you want. I have wrinkle free clothes. Things you learn as a single man

    Arctic Fox Lover
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well then I'm assuming her husband isn't you 🤷

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    Jovita A
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it's his own problem if he can't take care of his clothing or iron it...

    Ozacoter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its ad how most women are still forced to do most housechores.

    Debbie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why doesn't he do the laundry?

    El Dee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One day he'll learn how to iron??

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they were there for two days I wouldn't even bother to fold his since he doesn't care!

    Anna Banana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I rather think he has a choice...

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    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that something people do in the first place? Honestly, I've never even looked at what my fiance likes online. 🤔

    InfectedVoice
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same, I couldn't give a hoot what Mrs Voice is posting, and she doesn't care about the stupid stuff I send my friends.

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    Beeps
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people always have to take things just that little step too far. So unnecessarily cruel and heartless. *Shakes head*

    BlackLabOwner
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no you cannot do that I only just recently discovered you can add extra pepperoni

    DogMom
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I should try this with anchovies. I love them but my hubby hates them. When I order it on one half of the pizza he complains that it contaminates his half. Next time he pisses me off I’ll just order a pizza and request anchovies on the whole thing without telling him.

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    Shika Louis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me: *grabs stool and grabs things anyways* you're gonna have to better than that Jon...

    InfectedVoice
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mrs Voice is only 5'1, I have maybe done this before.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a short person I can feel that

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    Jovita A
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think there is much prayer needed for that.. They doing good job themselves :D

    EQXL
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She might just be mad her boyfriend really often

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    Tim Haight
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always love it when the cryboys get their a*ses kicked.

    JessG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Breakin' out the big guns huh? OH NO! Not the PRAYER!!!

    PhybreAwptic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Additional generic sports comment!

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    Clearly sunny
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn't that be kinda wasteful of your own time tho?

    InfectedVoice
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they do it for 15 minutes, that is only 15 minutes, not really a massive waste of time is it now?

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put it with sound and move around and let him find where the noise comes from! That's more evil😅😅😅

    Legen ( wait for it ) dary
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Until the day he finds out and you loose your phone and need his help. Crying wolf is not good.

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    JenLucianT Report

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Salt and pepper in a sandwich??

    Mangoes'nRum
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure! For example, a roast beef sandwich made with left over absolutely needs salt and pepper. Well, I use them anyway.

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    Mimi M
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I was married and not working, I'd love nothing more than to make wonderful lunches for my husband to discover at work. Not fancy, just really nice things that he liked (and that were filling and healthy!)... If we were both working, then we'd have to find some other arrangement that was good for the both of us.

    Sista of the moon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too 🥺 I want to be the wife that’ll make her husband lunch everyday

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    Arctic Fox Lover
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Huh. What kind of sandwich has salt and pepper on it? I have 0 sandwich knowledge lol

    El Dee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh, why do people put salt on their sandwiches??

    Debbie
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    Why doesn't he make his own lunch?

    Tiari
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps she enjoys it? Or it’s her part of the chores? I love cooking and making my husband lunch. He washes and folds our clothes, because I don’t like it and he doesn’t care. We alternate in cleaning the house, because we both don’t like it.

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    EQXL
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oeh gonna put parental settings on my wife her profile next time 😇

    Tim Haight
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would start some awful stuff you would on your proile, then all that crap would be in your watch list and 20 more things like it.

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    Thee_Maxwell Report

    H Edwards
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, sleep is sacred. No matter how pissed off I am, I never mess with someone's sleep. The only time it's acceptable is as direct retaliation for messing with my own sleep.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't mess with people's sleep!!

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    _haills Report

    Michael Green
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ohhh man. This one crosses a line.

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    FatherWithTwins Report

    Debbie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cancel her (and yours) Amazon account would be much better. And replace it with stories about Amazon's work culture.

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    tofu_brat Report

    Kaori Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've done this to my friends lol

    Holly Allen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Info to prove you're right...I've done this

    #55

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    sunshinespine Report

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