Not every hurtful action deserves jail time. Or even a good ass whooping. Sometimes, a bad deed is pretty trivial and could even be forgotten. However, we humans are petty creatures and we're also vindictive creatures. So we improvise. We come up with detailed plans of vengeance and when everything is done, we even post stories of the sentencing we've carried out online. Bored Panda has collected some of the pettiest revenge stories, and they should prove that everyone should think twice before being an asshole to other people.

#1

Grandma's Revenge

Grandma's Revenge

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MagicalUnicorn
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10 months ago

win for the grandma, shame for family

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However, if you're seriously planning to take revenge on someone, you should ask yourself whether it will even make you feel better. It's one of those urges that we feel quite often but rarely discuss, says the director and owner of the Dialectical Behavior Therapy Center, Karyn Hall, Ph.D.

#2

Petty Revenge

Petty Revenge

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Kaisu
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10 months ago

Oh my god brutal

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"The struggle with revenge is centuries old," she wrote for Psychology Today. "Shakespeare said, 'If you prick us do we not bleed? If you tickle us do we not laugh? If you poison us do we not die? And if you wrong us shall we not revenge?' Shakespeare clearly thought revenge was as normal and predictable as the sun rising."

#3

Who Left This On My Car In Lot 30 I Just Wanna Talk

Who Left This On My Car In Lot 30 I Just Wanna Talk

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boredpanDaman
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10 months ago

nice idea!

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"But what about the idea that revenge is self-destructive? Confucius said, 'Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves.' Gandhi seemed to agree with him when he said, 'An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind.'"

#4

Locked My Cat In The Bathroom While I Made A Meal Because He Was Being Annoying. Revenge Was Had

Locked My Cat In The Bathroom While I Made A Meal Because He Was Being Annoying. Revenge Was Had

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Alex Bailey
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10 months ago

Cat wins and knows it.

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Hall mentioned that revenge seems to be one of the deepest instincts we have, highlighting that uncontrolled revenge, attack and counterattack, can be blinding and destroy the lives of all involved.

"Maybe the purpose of revenge is in preventing certain hostile actions or the threat of revenge ensures people do not hurt you in the future," she said. "But sometimes people act revengefully when no good can come of their actions, other than to inflict suffering on others. Those actions can go to unfathomable extremes. From lovers running over a beloved iPhone or destroying what their ex most values, to businessmen damaging the careers of those who have rejected them, to students opening fire in school hallways, revenge can be an act of anger, hurt and power."

#5

Some People Just Gotta Learn The Hard Way

Some People Just Gotta Learn The Hard Way

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MagicalUnicorn
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10 months ago

that's really creative actually

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So how to deal with the overwhelming impulse of seeking vengeance? Well, try to fight it for as long as possible. And eventually, it should subside. Analyzing an experiment by Kevin Carlsmith and his colleagues, Hall pointed out that the reason revenge increases anger rather than decreasing it is because of ruminations. "When people don't get revenge, they tend to trivialize the event by telling themselves that because they didn't act on their vengeful feelings, it wasn't a big deal. Then it's easier to forget it and move on. But when people do get revenge, they can no longer trivialize the situation. Instead, they go over and over it and feel worse."

#6

Half On Disabled Parking And A Half On The Passway To A Mall. Someone Got Really Pissed And Emptied A Jar Of Jam On It

Half On Disabled Parking And A Half On The Passway To A Mall. Someone Got Really Pissed And Emptied A Jar Of Jam On It

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Sivi
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10 months ago

And it seems to be a warm sunny summer day that it will create a bit of buzz too

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#7

Lad At Work Just Eats Everyone’s Treats. Tomorrow Will Be A Surprise For Him

Lad At Work Just Eats Everyone’s Treats. Tomorrow Will Be A Surprise For Him

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Alex Bailey
Community Member
10 months ago

English mustard is quite pungent so that will be a nasty shock.

Stimpy
Community Member
10 months ago

Yea, coleman's mustard is aming the most brutal mustards I know

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Carol Emory
Community Member
10 months ago

Had a mystery thief at work that seemed to like my turkey and avocado on sourdough sammies. Only, the last time they ate it..I subbed the avocado for a sh*t load of wasabi..... I heard lots of coughing from the break room.

Peta_C
Community Member
10 months ago

Aaaaaand? What happened next? I must know!! Confrontation? Law suit for damage to thief's larynx? Talk with management and termination? Swift kick to the thief's (presumed) balls (leading to a variety of endings...)??? One MUST KNOW!!

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Hans
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10 months ago

Thast is well deserved.

Helen Wood
Community Member
10 months ago

someone kept doing that with my sandwiches, so i put laxatives in them, soon found out who was stealing them from work... never had any sandwiches stolen again.

A. Sherlocat
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10 months ago

How do you put laxatives in a sandwich, though? Did you grind them up or something?

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Luisa Vasconcelos
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10 months ago

Better make a delicious ones and put a lot of laxatives medicine. He gonna shit himself and you will know who is the lad.

Julie Waterman
Community Member
10 months ago

I live in Norwich England where Colman's mustard was originally made. My husband's grandad was a foreman there so my husband when he was a baby lived in a Colman's house, and oh boy a doughnut full of mustard that is one heck of a mouthful!!!!

Sean Harrison
Community Member
10 months ago

I would have spent time to make Jam from a Carolina Reaper or a Trinidad Scorpion Pepper, then put that in the doughnut.

Donna Reynolds
Community Member
10 months ago

Karma taste like mustard.

Olivia Masterson
Community Member
10 months ago

It's so vicious! I'd love to see his face when he bites into that.

Vicky Zar
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10 months ago

I support this! What the lad does is stealing.

RaroaRaroa
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10 months ago

Bizarre that someone does something like that repeatedly, and obviously not sneakily or they wouldn't know it was a "lad".

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Alexandria Solomon
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10 months ago

What brand of donuts are they? They look good!

Darren Wick
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10 months ago

Co-op

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Kate Kyffin
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10 months ago

Next time try Marmite :)

Firework
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10 months ago

But some people love marmite

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Julio Herrera
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10 months ago

I'd have used pure capsaicin, results would be amazing

Aaron W
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10 months ago

Wasabi would be more effective.....

Monika Soffronow
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10 months ago

Too expensive, but efficient. A friend of mine who was (still is) very conservative with the kinds of food she would eat had learned to appreciate guacamole, a Mexican salad made of mashed avocado, finely diced onion and ditto tomato, was sitting across the table from me having Japanese food for the first time. Rectangular serving trays with sushi were brought in, and in the middle of each tray, there was a dollop of something green... She immediately decided that raw fish was not something her delicate tastebuds could tolerate but she spotted something she knew she liked, and reckoning that the rest of us would eat her sushi, she was entitled to all of the .... guacamole...!!!!! A full spoonful of good wasabi!

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Josephina Minutolo
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10 months ago

I totally want to do this!!!

BusLady
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10 months ago

There's one in every office.

Elsie Collins
Community Member
10 months ago

LOLOLOL!!! That stuff should be a controlled substance!!!

Tammy Ralph
Community Member
10 months ago

This is one thing that really really gets me mad, you didn't buy it don't eat it. You should put bits of the hottest chillies you can find into it.

A. Sherlocat
Community Member
10 months ago

Ghost pepper.

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K.Kobayashi
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10 months ago

Yum, spicy/sweet donuts!

glowworm2
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10 months ago

What if he likes mustard filled doughnuts? 🤣

karina andersen
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10 months ago

English mustard makes my nostrils feel like they are on fire

Jim Takahashi
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10 months ago

Wasabi is even better.

Jo Choto
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10 months ago

I'd be tempted to go for something worse than mustard.

Aria
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10 months ago

Oh lordy

Eva the Ravenclaw Bookworm📚💖
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3 months ago

I MUST have a picture of his reaction.

gibsonpic
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10 months ago

Is it any wonder I have trust issues?!!!

Bettye McKee
Community Member
10 months ago

Oh, you bad, bad person. That's brilliant.

Mimi M
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10 months ago

That's not revenge. That's prevention. Deserved.

Xin Leung
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10 months ago

I would put my dog shit in it

sharron lynn parsons
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10 months ago

I do like this one, but, will the lad leave the food next time ???

Eagle Girl
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10 months ago (edited)

Brilliant!! I do love colman's, kinda intrigued at flavor

Paw Paw
Community Member
10 months ago

I used to bring in chocolate candy from time to time, and a co-worker would go into my desk draw eat it all. So I subbed it with chocolate candy made with maltitol. If you eat more than two pieces you get the s#!ts. And she did :)

Sandra Mason
Community Member
10 months ago

I hope he sneezed in that mustard first.

weatherwitch
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10 months ago

Awesome 👍👍👍

jknbt jknbt
Community Member
10 months ago

it worked, no more stolen tacos after this... Cassie, pls don't push this down to the bottom of the list. This is a lesson about "reap what you sow" justice that the younger generations & gen-z know nothing about... And yes, I am a Texan... we play rough down here when there is a consistent pattern of thefts for over a year... the jerk got his justice & learned his lessons. Some of life lessons are hard and can only by caught when they include a trip to the emergency room. Read on: they had a lunchbox thief at work but could not catch him. So my buddy went to the taco stand and got three egg tacos. He left them out on the dashboard of his car for three days in the summer. The eggs became a breeding medium for salmonella & worse. My buddy put them in his unlocked lunchbox the fourth day like nothing had happened. Sure enough, we caught the thief. He had to leave work that afternoon to go to the emergency room with food poisoning. He missed three days of work & pay. Too funny!

Trash Panda
Community Member
10 months ago

A guy I used to work with did something similar to another guy but filled a pastry with dog poop...I used to hang with a group of friends who met for happy hour every Wednesday. We had the one friend who would show up last and just start drinking from the community pitcher. He drank but never bought one. Never. We got sick of it and when he was prompted, he would ignore it. One day we were all there except for him and we finished of a pitcher. I took the empty to the restroom. We filled it up with pee and put the pitcher on the table. In entered our friend who immediately got a pint glass and poured himself a glass. As soon as he put it in his mouth, he was in an awful state. The end result? Every time he showed up afterward, the first thing he did was buy a pitcher and bring it to the table.

Shull GaRett
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10 months ago

As evil as it looks.. i think i would actually try one :D

okpkpkp
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10 months ago

Beautiful.

Jo Johannsen
Community Member
10 months ago

Thief's tongue got a well-deserved case of PTSD.

MadDawg
Community Member
10 months ago

why do I actually want to try eating this?????

Grace Note
Community Member
10 months ago

Evil genius.

Pili
Community Member
10 months ago

Hahaha

Lynn Biasini McElfresh
Community Member
10 months ago

Stick a hot dog in there; no problem!

Darren Wick
Community Member
10 months ago

Prolly be shocked its actually someone else, maybe janet on tills

OTTER
Community Member
10 months ago

I could smell that mustard looooong before that donut made it to my mouth. Maybe try slimey pink or blue Playdough with hot chili powder in the mixture. Make sure someone has a camera!

Caroline Driver
Community Member
10 months ago

That is only fair. If he doesn't steal, he doesn't get the mustard. Just remember which one you put the mustard into!

A. Sherlocat
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10 months ago

You'd probably have to put the mustard in all the ones at the top of the bag, to ensure that the 'person of interest' gets it.

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Magic lady
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10 months ago

Will be quite the bad day if he is allergic.

Dog Lover
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10 months ago

Should’ve used Tabasco sauce!

Marlene Ricker
Community Member
10 months ago

What if he likes it?

Rcatheron
Community Member
10 months ago

Chocolate-flavored laxative in brownies work really well.

Sue Sanders
Community Member
10 months ago

It should only take one to accomplish the revenge.

Layla Corman
Community Member
10 months ago

Watch him probably like them!

Sammy BlackChow
Community Member
10 months ago

An ex girlfriend once told me that Ex-Lax mixed with chocolate syrup works a treat.

Lightning Sheep
Community Member
10 months ago

yes

Bee Diaz
Community Member
10 months ago

should have filled it with a laxative instead.

Batty
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10 months ago

Everyone does laxatives. This is more creative!

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Leslie Parker
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10 months ago

R.I.P. poor yummy donuts.

Kristina Zuther
Community Member
10 months ago

In Germany it's a new year's tradition to eat those donuts and one must have mustard in it. It's kind if party joke I guess. My husband told me he have eaten couple just not to be noticed and laught at at the party.

Curious Cat
Community Member
10 months ago

its the great taste of mustard. with the sweetness of donuts!

electricskuller
Community Member
10 months ago

I will pay $100 to not eat that because one sniff of mustard makes my throw up(even when it is whipped up)

Alex Bailey
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10 months ago

Whipped??

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Raine Soo
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10 months ago

I love this - serves him right by getting a mouthful of pungent mustard.

Grumble O'Pug
Community Member
10 months ago

Awesome!!!

Karen Dyer
Community Member
10 months ago

Love it. I worked with a guy who would drink from everyone's soda when you weren't looking, or he was always bumming smokes or food from everyone, another co worker decided to give him a open can of soda with buts in the can, then he took a hold can of snuff put chew mixed in, guy's mouth was all red from the snuff. He also took dog jerky, had us play like we were eating the jerky, gave him some jerky, he ate it. I don't remember if he was every told what happened with each item he ate or drank.

Theory Buchannon
Community Member
10 months ago

put mayonnaise

Bill
Community Member
10 months ago

Hey everybody I brought donuts

Rebecah Ozuna
Community Member
10 months ago

Why not meth? Give them an addiction for life, that will teach 'em.

Ronnie Beaton
Community Member
10 months ago

Personally, I'd have dosed the doughnuts with Picolax - the medical grade super-laxative. That'll teach him.

AAA
Community Member
10 months ago

Mayonnaise would work also

Cheryle Fuller
Community Member
10 months ago

SWEET! I woulda used some Wasabi mixed in

Moro Baruk
Community Member
10 months ago

Years ago a guy ate all my Chiclets gum. One day I switched them with Ex-Lax. He never stole again

Ashley Wright
Community Member
10 months ago

I would’ve used horseradish. Clever!

Isidien Gudmundsdottir
Community Member
10 months ago

Make sure that any liquid is also undrinkable and warn the others first

Reirei
Community Member
10 months ago

Mmm Co-op doughnuts

DC
Community Member
10 months ago

Uh ... we have a tradition here in germany to put mustard in these at new year's ... a few friends and me thought it was funny to put in those firecrackers that go off when thrown on the ground, imagining him biting in it and setting them off. No ... he didn't even swallow this (I'm glad he didn't...) and was mad at us ... he was right I guess... Dumb idea...

Batty
Community Member
10 months ago

Haha, attempted murder/mutilation! So funny! Glad I'm not friends with you. "Dumb idea" is a serious understatement.

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Monty Glue
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10 months ago

Hot sauce would be a better choice. OUCH!!! instead of just YUCK.

sneakcollector
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10 months ago

Maybe add a nice laxative...

Kate Kyffin
Community Member
10 months ago

I'm aiming for those who don't lol 😀

Jasmina Pavlovic
Community Member
10 months ago

Great! 😘

MacDudu
Community Member
10 months ago

He'll smell that before he eats it. For utmost satisfaction should have used pva glue....odourless and non toxic!

Mishte Tine
Community Member
10 months ago

Is the fingernail gerb going in too?

Keilyn Hiilei
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10 months ago

yass qwueeen

M
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10 months ago

Why is this downvoted? Yass qwueeen is always an acceptable comment! ❤

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Russian Otaku
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10 months ago

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Really stupid Id just put laxative instead

Chris DiFonso
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10 months ago

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The guy in the picture needs to clean his fingernails, and I mean scrub for a long time based on how dirty the thumbnail looks

RaroaRaroa
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10 months ago

Maybe the workplace is a mechanic's or something. Not worth the effort to scrub it all out just for break time.

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10 months ago

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they had a lunchbox thief at work but could not catch him. So my buddy went to the taco stand and got three egg tacos. He left them out on the dashboard of his car for three days in the summer. The eggs became a breeding medium for salmonella & worse. My buddy put them in his unlocked lunchbox the fourth day like nothing had happened. Sure enough, we caught the thief. He had to leave work that afternoon to go to the emergency room with food poisoning. He missed three days of work & pay (unpaid absence, paid days off begin on day four). The joke was on him. Nobody said anything, but we were laughing hysterically out of sight & hearing.

Rosie Hamilton
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10 months ago

Way to go... too far.

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10 months ago

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Not good if one has a food allergy tho.

Gemma Lees
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10 months ago

If he had a food allergy, he wouldn't take other people's food. My sister has a nut allergy and my Mum can't tolerate gluten or lactose, they are both super careful with their food and tend to bring their own stuff so they know it's safe.

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10 months ago

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Hopefully he doesn’t have a mustard allergy.

John C
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10 months ago

If he's got any sort of allergies, he best stick to eating his own food.

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Bill
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10 months ago

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You mean this isn't normal over there?

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#8

Someone Parked Wrong And Shop Clerks Took Revenge

Someone Parked Wrong And Shop Clerks Took Revenge

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Sivi
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10 months ago

As a retailworker this makes me happy.

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#9

You Park In 2 Spots, I Zip Tie A Cart To Your Car

You Park In 2 Spots, I Zip Tie A Cart To Your Car

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Grace Marraffa
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10 months ago

I love this persons idea

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#10

Punk’d

Punk’d

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Luisa Vasconcelos
Community Member
10 months ago

One day I let a older man pass in front of me in the Supermarkt because he was having a lot of ages and only 3 articles. He call his wife that was carrying a shopping car full to the top. Couple thank me and explained that their son were in town, have car , so they use the help to get all products at one and not only what they can carry themselves.

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#11

I Skied Back To The Pole Again... To Take This Photo For All Those Men Who Commented “Make Me A Sandwich” On My Tedx Talk

I Skied Back To The Pole Again... To Take This Photo For All Those Men Who Commented “Make Me A Sandwich” On My Tedx Talk

ready to fly out to Union Glacier tomorrow morning (depending on weather). Then we skied over to the Ceremonial South Pole (probably the Pole that everyone knows as the only South Pole - the barbers Pole with the flags) and the actual Geographic South Pole (which moves around 10m each year), which is marked separately. In the afternoon we were given a tour of the Amundsen-Scott South Pole Station. It is seriously as close to what a Base on another planet would be like than anything else on the planet - a mini-town based around the scientific work of the National Science Foundation. Tonight (it never gets dark this time of year) I skied back to the Pole again... to take this photo for all those men who commented “Make me a sandwich” on my TEDX Talk. I made you a sandwich (ham & cheese), now ski 37 days and 600km to the South Pole and you can eat it.

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Kaisu
Community Member
10 months ago

I can't believe there are still men who think telling a woman to make them a sandwich is somehow funny

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#12

My Neighbor Got His Reindeer Decorations Stolen So They Put Out Grinch Ones Instead

My Neighbor Got His Reindeer Decorations Stolen So They Put Out Grinch Ones Instead

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Seabeast
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10 months ago

Who the hell steals lawn ornaments???

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#13

Mad Wife

Mad Wife

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NSFW (no soup for waluigi)
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10 months ago

were is Dave dont snore club mix?

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#14

Deserved Petty Revenge

Deserved Petty Revenge

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Irina Deneva-Slav
Community Member
10 months ago

Now this is true mastery of pettiness. I cried with laughter.

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#15

Evil Genius

Evil Genius

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Iggy
Community Member
10 months ago

Oooooh! You would have caused less offence if you'd slapped his mother! Tea in the microwave is a mortal sin! :-D

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#16

I Applaud This Level Of Petty

I Applaud This Level Of Petty

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Radek Suski
Community Member
10 months ago

Their dog attacked you and they still have it? How the heck?

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#17

Joe Mode

Joe Mode

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Alex Bailey
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10 months ago

I wouldn't mind a request being named after me.

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#18

My Coworker Is A Flat Earther And It's His Last Day

My Coworker Is A Flat Earther And It's His Last Day

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ADHORTATOR
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10 months ago

Hail Satan Mug :-)

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#19

Making Fish Tacos For The Guy At Work Who Keeps Eating My Lunch

Making Fish Tacos For The Guy At Work Who Keeps Eating My Lunch

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Hans
Community Member
10 months ago

Seriously...who are these lunch eating people? It is theft after all!

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#20

The Best Petty Revenge

The Best Petty Revenge

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Nagawa (Cofa) Kishiki
Community Member
10 months ago

Revenge is a dish best serve with bread sticks.

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#21

When Your Drawing Teacher Assigns 3 Finals So You Secretly Write "You Got Me F****d Up" In Sign Language On Your Final Piece

When Your Drawing Teacher Assigns 3 Finals So You Secretly Write "You Got Me F****d Up" In Sign Language On Your Final Piece

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Luisa Vasconcelos
Community Member
10 months ago

Very good work.

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#22

My Daughter Said She Was Too Old For Notes In Her Lunch - My Reply And Win

My Daughter Said She Was Too Old For Notes In Her Lunch - My Reply And Win

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LuckyL
Community Member
10 months ago

this is so lovley

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#23

Sonic Savagery

Sonic Savagery

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Rowlie
Community Member
10 months ago

Corporate always there ruining everybody's fun

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#24

Stay Away From The Coffee Creamer At Work

Stay Away From The Coffee Creamer At Work

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nanashi
Community Member
10 months ago

I've always wondered, why is human breast milk=something disgusting?

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#25

I've Carried Chalk In My Car For 10 Months Just So I Could Do This Once. Yesterday Was The Day

I've Carried Chalk In My Car For 10 Months Just So I Could Do This Once. Yesterday Was The Day

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Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
Community Member
10 months ago

Wow. This cars people didn't even try. They just straight up crooked parked the wrong way.

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#26

Slashed Someone’s Tires Today Because He Parked Like A Jackass.. Was It Justified? I Think So

Slashed Someone’s Tires Today Because He Parked Like A Jackass.. Was It Justified? I Think So

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Lauren Caswell
Community Member
10 months ago

I was shocked but then lmao

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#27

Ethan Isn’t Playing Around This Semester

Ethan Isn’t Playing Around This Semester

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Kaisu
Community Member
10 months ago

These kind of people just expect other people to do the work for them. Just set an alarm and go to the lectures and take your own damn notes instead of expecting other people to do it for you. I would send my notes to someone if they had a legit reason to be absent, like family issues or something, but not just because they're lazy

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#28

My Neighbours Like To Throw Their Cigarette Butts Over The Wall And Onto The Sidewalk. I'm Tired Of Seeing Dogs Eat Them And Kids Play With Them, So I Picked Them Up For Them

My Neighbours Like To Throw Their Cigarette Butts Over The Wall And Onto The Sidewalk. I'm Tired Of Seeing Dogs Eat Them And Kids Play With Them, So I Picked Them Up For Them

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boredpanDaman
Community Member
10 months ago

you re so nice...

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#29

Sweet Revenge

Sweet Revenge

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Alexis DeBruyn
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10 months ago

I love it when two total strangers are on the same wavelength and pull something like this off.

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#30

Payback

Payback

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juice
Community Member
10 months ago

i mean it's funny but how is this petty revenge?

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#31

Pothole Birthday Party

Pothole Birthday Party

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Alex Bailey
Community Member
10 months ago

That is a not much of a pothole... should see the one that took out two wheels on my husband's car. Police car coincidentally came along and then stayed with him as his car was stuck on a dangerous corner until a rescue vehicle arrived. Council fixed that one sharpish when I complained with backup evidence from the police.

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#32

I’ve Asked My Neighbor To Please, Please Not Let His Dogs Bark All Night. Today I Received Several Packages In The Mail. Early Tomorrow Morning I’ll Have My Revenge

I’ve Asked My Neighbor To Please, Please Not Let His Dogs Bark All Night. Today I Received Several Packages In The Mail. Early Tomorrow Morning I’ll Have My Revenge

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Iggy
Community Member
10 months ago

Fantastic!

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#33

Jason Is A Mad Man

Jason Is A Mad Man

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Rowlie
Community Member
10 months ago

I am split between respect and disgust

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#34

The Punishment For Petty Theft In My Town Is Making Laps Around The Courthouse With A Sandwich Board Sign That States: "I Am A Thief"

The Punishment For Petty Theft In My Town Is Making Laps Around The Courthouse With A Sandwich Board Sign That States: "I Am A Thief"

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Kate Kyffin
Community Member
10 months ago

That's a good idea actually, the walk of shame.

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#35

Wouldn’t Help With The Housework; Weeks Of Begging For Help (Because He Lives Here Too) And Picking Up After Him, I Had Put His Game In With My Snake Since I Knew He Was Afraid Of Her

Wouldn’t Help With The Housework; Weeks Of Begging For Help (Because He Lives Here Too) And Picking Up After Him, I Had Put His Game In With My Snake Since I Knew He Was Afraid Of Her

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JuJu
Community Member
10 months ago

It's not 'help' if he lives there...it's his bloody duty

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#36

As Revenge For My Brother Wrapping My Christmas Present In Duct Tape Last Year, This Year I've Wrapped My Brother's Present In Concrete! Revenge Best Served Stone-Cold

As Revenge For My Brother Wrapping My Christmas Present In Duct Tape Last Year, This Year I've Wrapped My Brother's Present In Concrete! Revenge Best Served Stone-Cold

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kasa alex
Community Member
10 months ago

That's actually a fun gift idea! I feel like the real gift is that you get to smash something, who cares what's inside!

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#37

Joined A Gym, And Was Teased By My Fit Friends Who Workout There. Got My Revenge

Joined A Gym, And Was Teased By My Fit Friends Who Workout There. Got My Revenge

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Seabeast
Community Member
10 months ago

And then people wonder why so many are too intimidated to work out in gyms.

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#38

The Funniest Thing I’ve Seen In A Long Time, My View From Work

The Funniest Thing I’ve Seen In A Long Time, My View From Work

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Eric Mikalo
Community Member
10 months ago

Someone below them should post "theyre both loud"

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#39

My Neighbour Went On Vacation For A Week And I Decorated His House With Some Inspiring Lyrics From His Least Favourite Band

My Neighbour Went On Vacation For A Week And I Decorated His House With Some Inspiring Lyrics From His Least Favourite Band

This was payback from the last time I went on vacation and he decorated my house with penises.

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boredpanDaman
Community Member
10 months ago

wait... your relationship to penises is same as his with nickelback?

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#40

Savage Artist

Savage Artist

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Samantha Lomb
Community Member
10 months ago

Its a really well done hand

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#41

Someone Stole The Pumpkins Off Of My Porch Last Night. Round Two Punks

Someone Stole The Pumpkins Off Of My Porch Last Night. Round Two Punks

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C
Community Member
10 months ago

Hellraiser Pumpkin

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#42

This Guy Had Printed Checks Of Him And His New Wife So He Could Write Alimony Checks To His Ex

This Guy Had Printed Checks Of Him And His New Wife So He Could Write Alimony Checks To His Ex

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Alex Bailey
Community Member
10 months ago

Not enough info here to judge if it is justified or not. He may well be a twat or his ex-wife may deserve it. Does seem top level petty though.

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#43

My Boyfriend Asked Me What I Wanted To Eat & I Said I Don't Know & This What He Brings Me

My Boyfriend Asked Me What I Wanted To Eat & I Said I Don't Know & This What He Brings Me

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Anne
Community Member
10 months ago

And you are surprised? You got what you asked for.

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#44

I Mixed Carolina Reaper Powder Into Half A Tub Of Ice Cream As Revenge For Food Thief At My Community Freezer

I Mixed Carolina Reaper Powder Into Half A Tub Of Ice Cream As Revenge For Food Thief At My Community Freezer

So I transferred to this new college and been living on a pretty nice dorm. After I got settled in, I bought a small tub of ice cream. After eating my fill, I left the rest in the common freezer in the floor lounge. This dorm is only for sophomore and seniors and is not a frat house so I figured it would be okay. Few days later, the whole tub was gone. I was a bit pissed but passed it off as just bad luck. Next week, I bought another tub, this time making sure to write "do not eat" on the outside and a note on the inner side of the lid where I wrote "don't be a dick." Yet, just two days later, the ice cream was gone. I really got pissed this time. I seriously doubt anyone who can afford to go to a private college and live on a dorm for their sophomore/senior year has to steal another person's ice cream. So I sought out ways for revenge. First thought was to mix in laxatives but read that it could be considered poisoning someone. So my next thought was to mix crushed habanero and tested it out but it was masked out by the ice cream because it wasn't hot enough. So I looked into the hottest pepper I could find and got Carolina Reaper chili powder and did this.

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Luisa Vasconcelos
Community Member
10 months ago

If you put laxatives in your ice cream and someone happen to steal it, how can this be considered poisoning.? It's your ice cream, you do what you want with it.

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#45

My Roommate Fed A Few Of Us Dog Food Saying It Was Jerky. He Went Away This Weekend. 1km Of Clinging Revenge

My Roommate Fed A Few Of Us Dog Food Saying It Was Jerky. He Went Away This Weekend. 1km Of Clinging Revenge