Not every hurtful action deserves jail time. Or even a good ass whooping. Sometimes, a bad deed is pretty trivial and could even be forgotten. However, we humans are petty creatures and we're also vindictive creatures. So we improvise. We come up with detailed plans of vengeance and when everything is done, we even post stories of the sentencing we've carried out online. Bored Panda has collected some of the pettiest revenge stories, and they should prove that everyone should think twice before being an asshole to other people.

#1

Grandma's Revenge

Grandma's Revenge

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MagicalUnicorn
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5 months ago

win for the grandma, shame for family

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However, if you're seriously planning to take revenge on someone, you should ask yourself whether it will even make you feel better. It's one of those urges that we feel quite often but rarely discuss, says the director and owner of the Dialectical Behavior Therapy Center, Karyn Hall, Ph.D.

#2

Petty Revenge

Petty Revenge

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Kaisu
Community Member
5 months ago

Oh my god brutal

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"The struggle with revenge is centuries old," she wrote for Psychology Today. "Shakespeare said, 'If you prick us do we not bleed? If you tickle us do we not laugh? If you poison us do we not die? And if you wrong us shall we not revenge?' Shakespeare clearly thought revenge was as normal and predictable as the sun rising."

#3

Who Left This On My Car In Lot 30 I Just Wanna Talk

Who Left This On My Car In Lot 30 I Just Wanna Talk

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boredpanDaman
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5 months ago

nice idea!

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"But what about the idea that revenge is self-destructive? Confucius said, 'Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves.' Gandhi seemed to agree with him when he said, 'An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind.'"

#4

Locked My Cat In The Bathroom While I Made A Meal Because He Was Being Annoying. Revenge Was Had

Locked My Cat In The Bathroom While I Made A Meal Because He Was Being Annoying. Revenge Was Had

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Alex Bailey
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5 months ago

Cat wins and knows it.

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Hall mentioned that revenge seems to be one of the deepest instincts we have, highlighting that uncontrolled revenge, attack and counterattack, can be blinding and destroy the lives of all involved.

"Maybe the purpose of revenge is in preventing certain hostile actions or the threat of revenge ensures people do not hurt you in the future," she said. "But sometimes people act revengefully when no good can come of their actions, other than to inflict suffering on others. Those actions can go to unfathomable extremes. From lovers running over a beloved iPhone or destroying what their ex most values, to businessmen damaging the careers of those who have rejected them, to students opening fire in school hallways, revenge can be an act of anger, hurt and power."

#5

Some People Just Gotta Learn The Hard Way

Some People Just Gotta Learn The Hard Way

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MagicalUnicorn
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5 months ago

that's really creative actually

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So how to deal with the overwhelming impulse of seeking vengeance? Well, try to fight it for as long as possible. And eventually, it should subside. Analyzing an experiment by Kevin Carlsmith and his colleagues, Hall pointed out that the reason revenge increases anger rather than decreasing it is because of ruminations. "When people don't get revenge, they tend to trivialize the event by telling themselves that because they didn't act on their vengeful feelings, it wasn't a big deal. Then it's easier to forget it and move on. But when people do get revenge, they can no longer trivialize the situation. Instead, they go over and over it and feel worse."

#6

Half On Disabled Parking And A Half On The Passway To A Mall. Someone Got Really Pissed And Emptied A Jar Of Jam On It

Half On Disabled Parking And A Half On The Passway To A Mall. Someone Got Really Pissed And Emptied A Jar Of Jam On It

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Sivi
Community Member
5 months ago

And it seems to be a warm sunny summer day that it will create a bit of buzz too

Bob Beltcher
Community Member
5 months ago

Hope it dries and strip the paint

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glowworm2
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5 months ago

Jam? It looks like there was a murder! 🤣

John Laurens/Gay Turtle
Community Member
5 months ago

My thought exactly

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Anne
Community Member
5 months ago

Not petty, totally deserved

Edward Hara
Community Member
5 months ago

Absolutely deserved. Should have added some peanut butter too!!

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Stevie B
Community Member
5 months ago

Didn't read the caption at first. Sees picture. "What in zombie apocalypse happened here?" Jam happened. It's jam.

Laana
Community Member
5 months ago (edited)

Don’t know why,but most of the times I see something like this it is always by BMW drivers (parking on crossing,2 spaces,parking on places infront of the stores where there is no parking spave,etc). Like, 7 out of 10. This makes prejudice,but in my experience it is not prejudice,it is “I saw it too many times” situation.

F. H.
Community Member
5 months ago

Well, there's a joke in Germany: "A new law was passed. Tailgaters will get their BMWs confiscated."

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Janine B.
Community Member
5 months ago

I did this once with superglue and to make sure my nice note didn't fly off his windscreen.

Liam Walsh
Community Member
5 months ago

Shame that comes off quite easily with nail varnish remover.

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ƒιѕн
Community Member
5 months ago (edited)

And yet not one drop is spilled on the ground.

Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
Community Member
5 months ago

You are right...Maybe he parked like an idiot somewhere else and the jelly happened and then he drive here and parked like a jerk too. Maybe some peanut butter should be added.

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Hermione Granger
Community Member
5 months ago

Looks like a bloody murder scene happen right in front of the car.

AJu
Community Member
5 months ago

Lithuanian licence plate. These kind of idiots are sadly common in Eastern Europe, even as "european" as the Baltics. Good job with the jam

C
Community Member
5 months ago

How do you identify it as Lithuanian? I thought most Euro plates looked like that. Just curious

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Alex Bailey
Community Member
5 months ago

Nice.

Daniel R.
Community Member
5 months ago

This is awful, and to add insult to injury, they just keep giving BMW drivers a bad rap.

Theory Buchannon
Community Member
5 months ago

looks like blood

Steven Meyer
Community Member
5 months ago

What a jam he got into!

Kathy Baylis
Community Member
5 months ago (edited)

Makes it look like they were responsible for a hit and run fatality. They will get pulled over on the way home. Sweet!

Donna Reynolds
Community Member
5 months ago

Entitled. Red jam perfect solution.

BusLady
Community Member
5 months ago

Would that "someone" just happen to be you?

Cindy Snow
Community Member
5 months ago

I put bread all over a car that tried to run over birds

Saulius Putrimas
Community Member
5 months ago (edited)

It is Lithuania. Idiots with bmw thought it is funny to use red beep and ride in night time in city. First video in link how police took them. Lithuanian speach, dont be surprised. https://m.facebook.com/GraziDaina/videos/2359166364345419/

Saulius Putrimas
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5 months ago

Edit: it is jam

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5 months ago

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5 months ago

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desert29rat
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5 months ago

I think they exercised remarkable restraint.

Patrick McKemie
Community Member
5 months ago

Where are the birds? I know they showed up eventually.

SpillTheTea
Community Member
5 months ago

It looks like someone went SPLAT on the hood of that dudes car.

Bumble Boozle
Community Member
5 months ago

Thought it was a murder

Cory Kent
Community Member
5 months ago

Frankly, I've thought about this or letting air out tires, or whatever, but the parking lots always seem to be so crowded.

The Cute Cat
Community Member
5 months ago

Damn.. It is the best

sharron lynn parsons
Community Member
5 months ago

That is nasty, could have left a note !!!

Šimon Špaček
Community Member
5 months ago

BMW, I'm not surprised

Kim Bush
Community Member
5 months ago

My first thought was hit and run driver

Avocado And Friends
Community Member
5 months ago

Bro, the flies must have had a freaking field day!

Bernice Wittwer
Community Member
5 months ago

The attitude of entitlement and inconsideration makes my blood boil.

Ayasophya Alturas
Community Member
5 months ago

looks like someone got hit tho..

Sandra Mason
Community Member
5 months ago

and blood red. nice.

kalle1724
Community Member
5 months ago

I hear Bologna works well on a sunny day...

Bea Cobham
Community Member
5 months ago

They call that sweet revenge

Gabriela VK
Community Member
5 months ago

of course it was a BMW driver!

Roger Haywood
Community Member
5 months ago

That must have been 'Traffic Jam'.

Apostolis Kourtis
Community Member
5 months ago

A typical Example of a BMW Driver

James Thompson
Community Member
5 months ago

This looks like one of those car wraps that obnoxious people get. The idea is it looks like the car mowed someone down. They aren't unpopular. I feel like someone is trying to take credit where credit isn't due.

Ana M
Community Member
5 months ago

I wish I was there.

Drew Sauveur
Community Member
5 months ago

Has a kind of..... American Psycho look to it....

Pili
Community Member
5 months ago

Deserved!

Geoff Edwards
Community Member
5 months ago

Perhaps as a disabled driver that was the best they could do?

Lendon Morris
Community Member
5 months ago

I wander if its hot out

Jetches
Community Member
5 months ago

“There’s only one person who would give me raspberry...”

El Dee
Community Member
5 months ago

Confirming all the cliches about BMW drivers again..

Id row
Community Member
5 months ago

Nice. Douche had it coming, I only wish there was footage of his reaction.

Bob Connely
Community Member
5 months ago

Actually a murder scene Crime Photo, right?

Cheryl Fontaine
Community Member
5 months ago

Good, no one deserves it more... add peanut butter so they can make a sandwich...

Maureen Peters
Community Member
5 months ago

Agree, great punishment!

OTTER
Community Member
5 months ago

Too messy!! Four flat tires would work better and it’s much neater.

Magic lady
Community Member
5 months ago

Well if this person is actually disabled, parking might just be difficult for them. On the other hand. Maybe they are one of those people who think that their car needs to spaces. If that’s the case then they have been jammed with purpose.

Rinus De Jong
Community Member
5 months ago

Good show!!!

Eric Forster
Community Member
5 months ago

Be willing to walk a few extra feet.

Mari Bryant
Community Member
5 months ago

He had it coming.

Steve Cruz
Community Member
5 months ago

Another good one is to nick the valve stems of TWO tires so air leaks out slowly. If you do only one, they can use a spare tire. Two requires a tow.

Vinniegret
Community Member
5 months ago

Peanut butter on the windows would make a nice coup de grâce.

Tori Bishop
Community Member
5 months ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Greg Sparks
Community Member
5 months ago

Nameplate of the car explains it. In my experience, BMW owners tend to feel more privileged and more arrogant than owners of other cars. Does not apply to ALL BWM owners, but more than most.

Coreen Kerr
Community Member
5 months ago

Good on them it really pisses me off when someone takes handi-cap spot when they don't need it

Minx McCloud
Community Member
5 months ago

You sure that's jam? It looks as if someone tapped a vein. Ugh.

Olivia Masterson
Community Member
5 months ago

I'd pay for that jar of jam! I have to use a disabled parking space, and it's a pain in the butt when this happens. Also have to use wheelchar to cross the street, and have almot gotten hit several times.

Jo Choto
Community Member
5 months ago

Jam washes off.

John Swaffar
Community Member
5 months ago

Shows you visual explanation for the difference between a porcupine and a BMW owner!

Diane Patrick
Community Member
5 months ago

Should have put it on the windscreen.

Geri Stevens
Community Member
5 months ago

Revenge is..sweeet.

Leslie Parker
Community Member
5 months ago

Looks like they ran over a hemophiliac. Jay-sus!

Ashley Wright
Community Member
5 months ago

Looks like blood at a glance

Joan Brocklehurst
Community Member
5 months ago

Just had to be a BMW the worst people ever!!

Freya Fluharty
Community Member
5 months ago

BMW driver - they do seem to be a certain type.

Isidien Gudmundsdottir
Community Member
5 months ago

Something about two wrongs not making things right comes to mind

Monika Soffronow
Community Member
5 months ago

- "Do you know what the goat says?" - "Yes, it goes Baaaaah" - "Do you know what a rich goat sounds like? - No??? - "Baaaah Emmm Vaaaah!"

Burt Bob
Community Member
5 months ago

Why it's always a BMW?

SF Angel
Community Member
5 months ago

Well done

Curious Cat
Community Member
5 months ago

either that or he hit a flock of ducks.

Ronnel Samonte
Community Member
5 months ago

jammed BMW lol :)

no one cares about you
Community Member
5 months ago

wow. coward didn't leave his name and address?

Koalamonster
Community Member
5 months ago

There's only one man who would DARE give me the raspberry!

Matthew Smith
Community Member
5 months ago

I hope it was only Jam.

Cody Eriksen
Community Member
5 months ago

Do you know the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? The prick is IN the BMW

L McN
Community Member
5 months ago

well deserved. Now, add some bologna (it eats through the paint), maybe a few keys, flatten the tires.....park like an ass get punished like one.

So_Long_And_Thanks_For_All_The_Fish
Community Member
5 months ago

Good idea. I'll keep it in mind for when I'm feeling evil

Jasmina Pavlovic
Community Member
5 months ago

I thought it was blood ... 😅

Max L.
Community Member
5 months ago

Why jam ? They did sell no paint ?

Luna Lovegood
Community Member
5 months ago

that straight up looks like blood

Ed Souza
Community Member
5 months ago

Not surprisingly, it's a BMW.

N G
Community Member
5 months ago

Did the guy with the jam get eaten by zombies?

Minnie-me
Community Member
5 months ago

eggs would've been great too but this is good call

jknbt jknbt
Community Member
5 months ago

next time, use red lacquer paint

deathrose
Community Member
5 months ago

. . . I thought that was a paint job at first.

Aria
Community Member
5 months ago

Good.

Samantha Comerford
Community Member
5 months ago

Nice 👌🏻

Robert Baucom
Community Member
5 months ago

If it has a handicap plate, I wouldn't be that critical. Theres room to pass ... unless you're rolling a piano.

Patricia Kasprowski
Community Member
5 months ago

Not really justified in my opinion. Without seeing the driver you have no way of knowing if perhaps they required room on the driver's side for a wheelchair or other assistive device. Perhaps parking close to another vehicle put that vehicle at risk of being scratched. Have been there after one of my clumbsier episodes. Have been wheelchair bound, on crutches, wobbly on my feet, etc., after attempting to do things I am clearly not capable of completing without bodily injury. You would think someone of my advance age would learn their lesson but, no. Not like to happen anytime soon either. Probably not before I finally croak off, truth be told. Never could really establish my limits of abilities. Always thought invincibility would eventually occur.

Keilyn Hiilei
Community Member
5 months ago

Oh, jam, suuure..........

Samantha Evans
Community Member
5 months ago

Of course it's a BMW

Mihail Dragolov
Community Member
5 months ago

Couldn't get fast enough to the jar of jam part... thought a chick had a squat on top of the car.

iblowsheep
Community Member
5 months ago

another piece of evidence the BMW owners are fuckwads

Grumble O'Pug
Community Member
5 months ago

and a BMW douchetard.

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5 months ago

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Clare E
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5 months ago

Have you read the caption?

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So many disabled people driving bmw 😇

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#7

Lad At Work Just Eats Everyone’s Treats. Tomorrow Will Be A Surprise For Him

Lad At Work Just Eats Everyone’s Treats. Tomorrow Will Be A Surprise For Him

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Alex Bailey
Community Member
5 months ago

English mustard is quite pungent so that will be a nasty shock.

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#8

Someone Parked Wrong And Shop Clerks Took Revenge

Someone Parked Wrong And Shop Clerks Took Revenge

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Sivi
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5 months ago

As a retailworker this makes me happy.

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#9

You Park In 2 Spots, I Zip Tie A Cart To Your Car

You Park In 2 Spots, I Zip Tie A Cart To Your Car

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Grace Marraffa
Community Member
5 months ago

I love this persons idea

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#10

Punk’d

Punk’d

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Luisa Vasconcelos
Community Member
5 months ago

One day I let a older man pass in front of me in the Supermarkt because he was having a lot of ages and only 3 articles. He call his wife that was carrying a shopping car full to the top. Couple thank me and explained that their son were in town, have car , so they use the help to get all products at one and not only what they can carry themselves.

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#11

I Skied Back To The Pole Again... To Take This Photo For All Those Men Who Commented “Make Me A Sandwich” On My Tedx Talk

I Skied Back To The Pole Again... To Take This Photo For All Those Men Who Commented “Make Me A Sandwich” On My Tedx Talk

ready to fly out to Union Glacier tomorrow morning (depending on weather). Then we skied over to the Ceremonial South Pole (probably the Pole that everyone knows as the only South Pole - the barbers Pole with the flags) and the actual Geographic South Pole (which moves around 10m each year), which is marked separately. In the afternoon we were given a tour of the Amundsen-Scott South Pole Station. It is seriously as close to what a Base on another planet would be like than anything else on the planet - a mini-town based around the scientific work of the National Science Foundation. Tonight (it never gets dark this time of year) I skied back to the Pole again... to take this photo for all those men who commented “Make me a sandwich” on my TEDX Talk. I made you a sandwich (ham & cheese), now ski 37 days and 600km to the South Pole and you can eat it.

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Kaisu
Community Member
5 months ago

I can't believe there are still men who think telling a woman to make them a sandwich is somehow funny

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#12

My Neighbor Got His Reindeer Decorations Stolen So They Put Out Grinch Ones Instead

My Neighbor Got His Reindeer Decorations Stolen So They Put Out Grinch Ones Instead

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Seabeast
Community Member
5 months ago

Who the hell steals lawn ornaments???

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#13

Mad Wife

Mad Wife

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NSFW (no soup for waluigi)
Community Member
5 months ago

were is Dave dont snore club mix?

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#14

Deserved Petty Revenge

Deserved Petty Revenge

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Irina Deneva-Slav
Community Member
5 months ago

Now this is true mastery of pettiness. I cried with laughter.

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#15

Evil Genius

Evil Genius

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Iggy
Community Member
5 months ago

Oooooh! You would have caused less offence if you'd slapped his mother! Tea in the microwave is a mortal sin! :-D

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#16

I Applaud This Level Of Petty

I Applaud This Level Of Petty

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Radek Suski
Community Member
5 months ago

Their dog attacked you and they still have it? How the heck?

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#17

Joe Mode

Joe Mode

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Alex Bailey
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5 months ago

I wouldn't mind a request being named after me.

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#18

My Coworker Is A Flat Earther And It's His Last Day

My Coworker Is A Flat Earther And It's His Last Day

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ADHORTATOR
Community Member
5 months ago

Hail Satan Mug :-)

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#19

Making Fish Tacos For The Guy At Work Who Keeps Eating My Lunch

Making Fish Tacos For The Guy At Work Who Keeps Eating My Lunch

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Hans
Community Member
5 months ago

Seriously...who are these lunch eating people? It is theft after all!

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#20

The Best Petty Revenge

The Best Petty Revenge

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Nagawa (Cofa) Kishiki
Community Member
5 months ago

Revenge is a dish best serve with bread sticks.

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#21

When Your Drawing Teacher Assigns 3 Finals So You Secretly Write "You Got Me F****d Up" In Sign Language On Your Final Piece

When Your Drawing Teacher Assigns 3 Finals So You Secretly Write "You Got Me F****d Up" In Sign Language On Your Final Piece

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Luisa Vasconcelos
Community Member
5 months ago

Very good work.

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#22

My Daughter Said She Was Too Old For Notes In Her Lunch - My Reply And Win

My Daughter Said She Was Too Old For Notes In Her Lunch - My Reply And Win

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LuckyL
Community Member
5 months ago

this is so lovley

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#23

Sonic Savagery

Sonic Savagery

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Rowlie
Community Member
5 months ago

Corporate always there ruining everybody's fun

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#24

Stay Away From The Coffee Creamer At Work

Stay Away From The Coffee Creamer At Work

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nanashi
Community Member
5 months ago

I've always wondered, why is human breast milk=something disgusting?

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#25

I've Carried Chalk In My Car For 10 Months Just So I Could Do This Once. Yesterday Was The Day

I've Carried Chalk In My Car For 10 Months Just So I Could Do This Once. Yesterday Was The Day

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Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
Community Member
5 months ago

Wow. This cars people didn't even try. They just straight up crooked parked the wrong way.

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#26

Slashed Someone’s Tires Today Because He Parked Like A Jackass.. Was It Justified? I Think So

Slashed Someone’s Tires Today Because He Parked Like A Jackass.. Was It Justified? I Think So

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Lauren Caswell
Community Member
5 months ago

I was shocked but then lmao

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#27

Ethan Isn’t Playing Around This Semester

Ethan Isn’t Playing Around This Semester

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Kaisu
Community Member
5 months ago

These kind of people just expect other people to do the work for them. Just set an alarm and go to the lectures and take your own damn notes instead of expecting other people to do it for you. I would send my notes to someone if they had a legit reason to be absent, like family issues or something, but not just because they're lazy

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#28

My Neighbours Like To Throw Their Cigarette Butts Over The Wall And Onto The Sidewalk. I'm Tired Of Seeing Dogs Eat Them And Kids Play With Them, So I Picked Them Up For Them

My Neighbours Like To Throw Their Cigarette Butts Over The Wall And Onto The Sidewalk. I'm Tired Of Seeing Dogs Eat Them And Kids Play With Them, So I Picked Them Up For Them

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boredpanDaman
Community Member
5 months ago

you re so nice...

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#29

Sweet Revenge

Sweet Revenge

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Alexis DeBruyn
Community Member
5 months ago

I love it when two total strangers are on the same wavelength and pull something like this off.

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#30

Payback

Payback

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juice
Community Member
5 months ago

i mean it's funny but how is this petty revenge?

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#31

Pothole Birthday Party

Pothole Birthday Party

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Alex Bailey
Community Member
5 months ago

That is a not much of a pothole... should see the one that took out two wheels on my husband's car. Police car coincidentally came along and then stayed with him as his car was stuck on a dangerous corner until a rescue vehicle arrived. Council fixed that one sharpish when I complained with backup evidence from the police.

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#32

I’ve Asked My Neighbor To Please, Please Not Let His Dogs Bark All Night. Today I Received Several Packages In The Mail. Early Tomorrow Morning I’ll Have My Revenge

I’ve Asked My Neighbor To Please, Please Not Let His Dogs Bark All Night. Today I Received Several Packages In The Mail. Early Tomorrow Morning I’ll Have My Revenge

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Iggy
Community Member
5 months ago

Fantastic!

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#33

Jason Is A Mad Man

Jason Is A Mad Man

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Rowlie
Community Member
5 months ago

I am split between respect and disgust

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#34

The Punishment For Petty Theft In My Town Is Making Laps Around The Courthouse With A Sandwich Board Sign That States: "I Am A Thief"

The Punishment For Petty Theft In My Town Is Making Laps Around The Courthouse With A Sandwich Board Sign That States: "I Am A Thief"

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Kate Kyffin
Community Member
5 months ago

That's a good idea actually, the walk of shame.

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#35

Wouldn’t Help With The Housework; Weeks Of Begging For Help (Because He Lives Here Too) And Picking Up After Him, I Had Put His Game In With My Snake Since I Knew He Was Afraid Of Her

Wouldn’t Help With The Housework; Weeks Of Begging For Help (Because He Lives Here Too) And Picking Up After Him, I Had Put His Game In With My Snake Since I Knew He Was Afraid Of Her

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JuJu
Community Member
5 months ago

It's not 'help' if he lives there...it's his bloody duty

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#36

As Revenge For My Brother Wrapping My Christmas Present In Duct Tape Last Year, This Year I've Wrapped My Brother's Present In Concrete! Revenge Best Served Stone-Cold

As Revenge For My Brother Wrapping My Christmas Present In Duct Tape Last Year, This Year I've Wrapped My Brother's Present In Concrete! Revenge Best Served Stone-Cold

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kasa alex
Community Member
5 months ago

That's actually a fun gift idea! I feel like the real gift is that you get to smash something, who cares what's inside!

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#37

Joined A Gym, And Was Teased By My Fit Friends Who Workout There. Got My Revenge

Joined A Gym, And Was Teased By My Fit Friends Who Workout There. Got My Revenge

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Seabeast
Community Member
5 months ago

And then people wonder why so many are too intimidated to work out in gyms.

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#38

The Funniest Thing I’ve Seen In A Long Time, My View From Work

The Funniest Thing I’ve Seen In A Long Time, My View From Work

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Eric Mikalo
Community Member
5 months ago

Someone below them should post "theyre both loud"

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#39

My Neighbour Went On Vacation For A Week And I Decorated His House With Some Inspiring Lyrics From His Least Favourite Band

My Neighbour Went On Vacation For A Week And I Decorated His House With Some Inspiring Lyrics From His Least Favourite Band

This was payback from the last time I went on vacation and he decorated my house with penises.

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boredpanDaman
Community Member
5 months ago

wait... your relationship to penises is same as his with nickelback?

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#40

Savage Artist

Savage Artist

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Samantha Lomb
Community Member
5 months ago

Its a really well done hand

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#41

Someone Stole The Pumpkins Off Of My Porch Last Night. Round Two Punks

Someone Stole The Pumpkins Off Of My Porch Last Night. Round Two Punks

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C
Community Member
5 months ago

Hellraiser Pumpkin

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#42

This Guy Had Printed Checks Of Him And His New Wife So He Could Write Alimony Checks To His Ex

This Guy Had Printed Checks Of Him And His New Wife So He Could Write Alimony Checks To His Ex

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Alex Bailey
Community Member
5 months ago

Not enough info here to judge if it is justified or not. He may well be a twat or his ex-wife may deserve it. Does seem top level petty though.

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#43

My Boyfriend Asked Me What I Wanted To Eat & I Said I Don't Know & This What He Brings Me

My Boyfriend Asked Me What I Wanted To Eat & I Said I Don't Know & This What He Brings Me

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Anne
Community Member
5 months ago

And you are surprised? You got what you asked for.

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#44

I Mixed Carolina Reaper Powder Into Half A Tub Of Ice Cream As Revenge For Food Thief At My Community Freezer

I Mixed Carolina Reaper Powder Into Half A Tub Of Ice Cream As Revenge For Food Thief At My Community Freezer

So I transferred to this new college and been living on a pretty nice dorm. After I got settled in, I bought a small tub of ice cream. After eating my fill, I left the rest in the common freezer in the floor lounge. This dorm is only for sophomore and seniors and is not a frat house so I figured it would be okay. Few days later, the whole tub was gone. I was a bit pissed but passed it off as just bad luck. Next week, I bought another tub, this time making sure to write "do not eat" on the outside and a note on the inner side of the lid where I wrote "don't be a dick." Yet, just two days later, the ice cream was gone. I really got pissed this time. I seriously doubt anyone who can afford to go to a private college and live on a dorm for their sophomore/senior year has to steal another person's ice cream. So I sought out ways for revenge. First thought was to mix in laxatives but read that it could be considered poisoning someone. So my next thought was to mix crushed habanero and tested it out but it was masked out by the ice cream because it wasn't hot enough. So I looked into the hottest pepper I could find and got Carolina Reaper chili powder and did this.

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Luisa Vasconcelos
Community Member
5 months ago

If you put laxatives in your ice cream and someone happen to steal it, how can this be considered poisoning.? It's your ice cream, you do what you want with it.

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#45

My Roommate Fed A Few Of Us Dog Food Saying It Was Jerky. He Went Away This Weekend. 1km Of Clinging Revenge

My Roommate Fed A Few Of Us Dog Food Saying It Was Jerky. He Went Away This Weekend. 1km Of Clinging Revenge

We wrapped everything individually and created a giant ball with his shoes randomly through