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Parenting is tough. Kids are great, the light of our lives, but sometimes they can really try our patience. That's why it's so important to have a sense of humor, because if you didn't they would literally drive you insane!

These parents have got humor by the bucketload and they use it in the best possible way. Sometimes it's just not enough to be able to laugh off kids bad behavior, many of these parents come up with genius and hilarious pranks to get a little subtle revenge on their offspring as well. From mastering the art of the embarrassing dad, to reminding your adult kids who is still boss, this list compiled by Bored Panda is a treasure trove of ideas for poking a little fun at those pesky kids.

Scroll down below to check them out for yourself, and don't forget to vote for your favorites!

#1

Thanks, Dad

Thanks, Dad

Do me a favor.

I couldn't think of anything to write, so please pretend that you're reading something really touching, maybe even wipe away a tear, and then look at me and say, "that is so beautiful. I didn't know you could write like that." Then if anyone asks to see the card, refuse and tell them it was just too personal.

Thanks, I owe you one.

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Nini Meow
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This father just won fatherhood!

Liz dJ
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The betrayal of posting this online!

Jacqui Baker
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For our daughter's 21st card my husband literally wrote "something deep and meaningful that you will remember for the rest of your life - love dad". And yes, she still remembers it!

C.Marrero
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Breaking the 4th wall in cards!

Lorelai White
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

if my dad could find this i would get the same card every year he would buy it once then keep stealing it.......

SkyLine
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Best card ever! I need to do this for my dad...

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    #2

    Dad Level Ultimate

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    Dian Ella Lillie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is inviting kid-retribution. Beware the escalation curve!

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Email me 2 pictures so that you can get wifi... A bit of a Catch 22 there...

    ugaas wiilhoog
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hence the texting option. Also they probably still have Internet data on their phones.

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    Breezy
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I absolutely love when parents make an effort to make their relationship with their kids interesting.

    Vyom
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Child be like 😣😣😣😣

    Abur Felix
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How will I email without WiFi dad?

    Savant
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you want to play a game?

    Fran McFate
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do I send this to my daughter? ...don't have my son in law's ph# <3 (-;

    Pamela
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems funny at first read but if parents taught their kids right from birth, this sort of thing would not be necessary.

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    #3

    Mom Dressed Up As Her Son For Halloween

    Mom Dressed Up As Her Son For Halloween

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    Phoebe Bean
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I couldn´t tell them apart!

    Hans
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only their mother could tell them ap....oh, nevermind.

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    varwenea
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Superb makeup job!!! Love the facial hair.

    Dian Ella Lillie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's going to seriously mess with the husband's/dad's mind!

    Chyppa Homer
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else getting that early kung fu movie wibe ?

    Breezy
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my god. So cool. Hahaha

    Nancy Seton
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is extremely well done. And they have exactly the same eyes!

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now he needs to dress up as her! Lol

    Sam
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's got the better beard. If I had his, I'd be embarrassed to be seen in public.

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    #4

    Dad Slid This Under Her Door

    Dad Slid This Under Her Door

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    P Allen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How'd she take that pic then???

    Prot Pap
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe afterwards when she got her phone back?

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    Ian Taggart
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If my dad did this, I would leave a note saying: CONGRATULATIONS! You've just lost your phone. To get it back, you will give me back mine and sign a contract never to take it again.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someday, she will laugh about this. Someday.....

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    #5

    My Mother Made A Facebook Account And This Was Her First Message To Me:

    My Mother Made A Facebook Account And This Was Her First Message To Me:

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    Brigitta Swart
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I could up vote that 200 times

    Marika Stanway
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha! This was my FB profile picture for ages! Well, it was me of course, not this lady 😂😎

    Ruth Neighbor
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here comes the sun, here comes the sun. It’s all right...

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    #6

    How To Scare Your Kids This Holiday Season

    How To Scare Your Kids This Holiday Season

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    Miriam Vr
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's dedication! It must have been hard to do!

    Phoebe Bean
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I´ve just watched this movie The Snowman... I´d be very scared!

    Dian Ella Lillie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is some seriously dedicated snow-person construction!

    Bladrim
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omgawd id be horrified if i saw that

    Bladrim
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thank god where i live it doesnt snow ;)

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    Blub Blub Blub
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that is too perfect *dies laughing*

    Katy F
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How long did it take to make that??

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    #7

    Oh, Dad...

    Oh, Dad...

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    Dian Ella Lillie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With that sort of dad you just know not to be a minute late...

    Max L.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would agree for 1am. seems fine.

    Gabby
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What are people doing that they stay out till 4am?

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh man, that's great. Dad is hilarious.

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    #8

    So My Brother, Richard, Is A Paraplegic And Has Been In A Wheelchair For About 25 Years. I'm Fairly Certain My Mom Didn't Much Care If He Was A Walking Dead Fan. She Just Thought This Was Freaking Hilarious, As Did The Rest Of Us

    So My Brother, Richard, Is A Paraplegic And Has Been In A Wheelchair For About 25 Years. I'm Fairly Certain My Mom Didn't Much Care If He Was A Walking Dead Fan. She Just Thought This Was Freaking Hilarious, As Did The Rest Of Us

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    Nancy Seton
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those little ironies are beautiful. Like my weelchair is from 'Beenhakker', a last name that translated means; Leg butcher. Funny thing is my leg got butchered and shattered a year ago. I had a very good laugh at that in the hospital.

    JD Cassavaugh
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so sorry for your accident, but I'm glad that you were still laughing. You have a very encouraging spirit. 😊

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    La Petite Morte
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't have a pic, but years ago my daughter got me an 'I See Dead People' shirt. I'm an embalmer.

    Matilda Gauci
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's so nice. I broke my back last year (year 5 at school) and I am now a quadriplegic but everyone still treats me the same. All you ever need when you are stuck in a wheelchair is a good old laugh.

    WhiteFox
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    all of us are walkers and wheelers

    Laurie Hawkins
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Horrible. Would he gift you with a pair of sunglasses if you were blind?

    Pollen the Pink Ninja
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this ment to be funny or sad? I litgit don't know.

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    #9

    Mom Broke A Knife While Cooking And Sent Me This Picture

    Mom Broke A Knife While Cooking And Sent Me This Picture

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    Phoebe Bean
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mom should work in horror movies... that is a terrifying picture!

    Coreen Kerr
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a cool Mom I hope you have her sense of humour. Take care

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    glowworm2
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All this picture needs is a little ketchup.

    diane a
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One queation -- what the heck was she cooking to break a knife in half?????

    diane a
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if you cant cut it with a sharp knife - how can you even eat it?

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    Janice Seagraves
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A little ketchup would have made it worse.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Truly creepy. This is hard to look at. Moving on now......

    Julia Love
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WOW! Looks really realistic! YIKEEEEEEEESSSSS!!!

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    #10

    One Benefit Of Being A Little Person Is That You Can Drive Your Daughter Around In Her Barbie Jeep When She's Had Too Much To Drink

    One Benefit Of Being A Little Person Is That You Can Drive Your Daughter Around In Her Barbie Jeep When She's Had Too Much To Drink

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    glowworm2
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now this is cute! Dad is awesome.

    Sean Cliffe
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is it me or does his head look 2d

    Cheryle Fuller
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lay off those juice boxes this late at night young lady!

    Pollen the Pink Ninja
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dad's face says it all (Why's the kid drinkin'?)

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    #11

    How In The World, Mom

    How In The World, Mom

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    glowworm2
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mom's pretty cute herself. I like her new friends.

    SBW71
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like Mom got a potential new boyfriend out of it too!

    TC
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't want to imagine the next photos...

    Max L.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would highly discourage to investigate any further.

    Nikol Böhmová
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need some friends like that as well ;) good job mom :D

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    #12

    Our Child Might Be The Reason You Drink

    Our Child Might Be The Reason You Drink

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    glowworm2
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, this one's brilliant.

    Zanthe
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a kid, my school made those with a pic of each kid and sent to our parents. Now I know what they meant... lol

    varwenea
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poster child in a different format

    SkyLine
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom needs to do this for my bro

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great idea! Teachers work hard, and deserve to feel appreciated.

    #13

    This Toddler Loves The Ads For A Local Personal Injury Lawyer So Much, His Mom Made It His Birthday Party Theme

    This Toddler Loves The Ads For A Local Personal Injury Lawyer So Much, His Mom Made It His Birthday Party Theme

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    Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, if it made the kid happy!

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so funny, and thoughtful on his mother's behalf to make it his birthday theme. She totally should have called the lawyer to come over to it--that would have made the little guy's day.

    Aud Wey
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a win! Look at him, he seems so happy! ( the boy, not the lawyer! :)

    Sierra Iseminger
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw this post! He sent a signed picture, I wish I had the link!

    Daniel Fleming
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a whole post dedicated to this somewhere on here, I remember thinking 'When did Will Pharrell start his own law firm?"

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    #14

    We Decided To Embarrass Our Daughter At The Airport After 3 Months Away (We Don't Normally Dress This Way)

    We Decided To Embarrass Our Daughter At The Airport After 3 Months Away (We Don't Normally Dress This Way)

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    Max L.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was going to write thr same, when I did read yours

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    Breezy
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sign is the best part lmao

    Miriam Vr
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even the dog! xDDDD You guys look fabulous :P

    Carlos Castro
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope i can embarrass my kids like this one day (and that they have the humor to enjoy it lol)

    Martti Laurson
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is funny. I like people with great sense of humor!

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did she keep on walking and pretend she didn't know you?

    Mary Jaye
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MY GRIEF COUNSELER SAYS NOT TO PUTWHAT OTHERS DO AS A REFLECTION ON YOURSELF ANYWAY. BUT WE NEED MORE PEOPLE WITH A SENSE OF HUMORE LIKE THIS!

    Douglas Campbell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Iv'e seen a lot of people dressed like that at airports; I'm pretty sure they weren't pranking anybody!

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    #15

    I Asked My Mom For A Cool Bookmark And This Is What She Gave Me (Yes, That Is My Mother)

    I Asked My Mom For A Cool Bookmark And This Is What She Gave Me (Yes, That Is My Mother)

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    varwenea
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The creepy head sticking out is definitely cool.

    Susan Gardner
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just love that someone is READING

    Ruth Neighbor
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, you got what you wanted, didn’t you?

    Max L.
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You asked it to be cool, right ?

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    #16

    Parents, Make A Secret Stash Of Inappropriate Photos To Give Their Child On Their 18th Bday

    Parents, Make A Secret Stash Of Inappropriate Photos To Give Their Child On Their 18th Bday

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    Aud Wey
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is actually a very good idea!!

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This made me laugh so hard--the baby's face makes the picture even better!

    Apollo
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a movie in which my 5 year old daughter spells 'd**k' with cute colorful plastic letters and reads it aloud when she's finished. She thinks she just made up a fantasy word. I'll play it for her on her wedding day.

    Liz Karsa
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That kid's face is priceless

    Odette Boisvert
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh this is such a great idea!!! my kids are too old now for that!!! =0(

    Pollen the Pink Ninja
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The baby's face says it all. (I'm on baby's side tbh XD)

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    #17

    Decides To Spoof My Son's Facebook Profile Photo. How Did We Do?

    Decides To Spoof My Son's Facebook Profile Photo. How Did We Do?

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    Kath Leen
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i like the flower tat on mom's...

    Pollen the Pink Ninja
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Took me a minuet to find the difference so definate 10/10

    Joaika
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He even "borrowed" his son's shirt. Lol

    Granstef Ghostlapin
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, this is not a "20 years later"phots page !!

    Blue Cicada
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dad and son have same smirk!

    M O'Connell
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except Dad looks like a dad, and son looks like a douche.

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    Max L.
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He probably disowned them by now.

    #18

    Finally Found My Sons After Walking Past Them A Dozen Times. Decided To Join Them

    Finally Found My Sons After Walking Past Them A Dozen Times. Decided To Join Them

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    glowworm2
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that dad decided to join in on the fun.

    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So which ones are your sons? Lol

    Zoe
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This made me crack up!

    Gabby
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it just me or is it odd that where Dad is standing doesn't already bave a mannequin there. Seems like a weird spot to leave empty.

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    #19

    When I Was 12, I Was Attacked By A Howler Monkey In Costa Rica. My Dad Runs A Tour And Travel Company Down There, And I Found This Postcard On His Rack

    When I Was 12, I Was Attacked By A Howler Monkey In Costa Rica. My Dad Runs A Tour And Travel Company Down There, And I Found This Postcard On His Rack

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    Asia
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL This is hilarious :D

    Amina Hays
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is brilliant. I'm imagining the dad is like the dad in Calvin and Hobbes and justified it all by saying that it's character building :)

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder how many people actually buy that postcard?

    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope the son gets residuals for this postcard.

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    Phoebe Bean
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dad always seeing the bright side of a bad situation???

    varwenea
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor kid spends his adulthood in therapy.

    Francisco Rio Doce Martins
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awesome, but there is a Corcovado in Costa Rica? I thought it was only here, in Rio (BR)

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    #20

    Son's Birthday Is Coming Up

    Son's Birthday Is Coming Up

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    The Frog
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Laughing so hard.. genius dad!

    Dian Ella Lillie
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please tell me the poor kid got something else afterward!

    Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the kind of thing my husband does to me.

    Ian Taggart
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He needs to see the avocado Henry vine.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good way to recycle old remotes. Life hacks.

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    #21

    My Friend's Daughter Just Flew By Herself For The First Time. This Was How He Greeted Her At The Airport

    My Friend's Daughter Just Flew By Herself For The First Time. This Was How He Greeted Her At The Airport

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    Jessica Temple
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    maybe embarrassing but she'll have a memory for life and will laugh when she recalls this.

    Meredith
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is funny but what if it wasn't her dad…(P.S. Here in France you can't come into the airport with a mask on)

    Walter Cheego
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know what country this was in but this wouldn't "fly" in the US. You can't come walking in with a mask on, you'd get tazzed bro!

    #22

    Coloring With My Sons

    Coloring With My Sons

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    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My absolute favorite. I showed it to my son and we can't stop laughing!!

    Susie McLeod
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Upvote, upvote, upvote, upvote, upvote, upvote, upvote.....

    Nicole Bowman
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *WHY* is this so far down?! 😂😂

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that is awesome parenting.

    #23

    My Mom Always Finds A Way To Surprise Me On My Birthday

    My Mom Always Finds A Way To Surprise Me On My Birthday

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    Kaiyan Nageswaran
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought you said horrible and I was agreeing. Then I auto-corrected and now I think you’re crazy. How is this adorable?

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    Nancy Seton
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tempted to save this picture and send it to my Dave friends on their respective b-days! lol

    Apollo
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the last thing you would expect from an innocent looking woman like this. Savage!

    Blue Cicada
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Such a sweet, innocent looking Mom!

    Brigitta Swart
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What does Granny know that others don't?

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    #24

    My Cousin Placed A Horse Mask On His Dog, His Son Didn't See The Humor In It

    My Cousin Placed A Horse Mask On His Dog, His Son Didn't See The Humor In It

    PMMEYOURDOGPICTURES Report

    Kenny Kulbiski
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's just cruel. I'll try to feel bad about laughing my a*s off.

    Agnes Jekyll
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    will have an irrational fear of centaur, griffon and pegasus but won't remember why

    Uni Qweirdork
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Will you see the humor in therapy bills

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That baby looks terrified!!!!! Wonders what happened to the dog????

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    #25

    1) Get Your Child To Squash Up Against A Window 2) Take Photo 3) Set As Phone Background 4) Child Is 'Stuck In' Phone

    1) Get Your Child To Squash Up Against A Window 2) Take Photo 3) Set As Phone Background 4) Child Is 'Stuck In' Phone

    KhalaiLota Report

    Mar1a
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omagaaad I need to do this

    Kelly
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This dates back to too many years ago... nothing new.

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    #26

    Actual Photo Of Me Waiting For My Daughter To Finish Her Homework

    Actual Photo Of Me Waiting For My Daughter To Finish Her Homework

    kacydev Report

    Talia Johnson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg, yes! Anything that could be done in 15 minutes takes a whole morning, starting with a good half hour chorus of 'but this will take sooooooooo long, there's soooooo much, I don't want to spend my whole weekend doing thiiiiiiiiiis'.

    ugaas wiilhoog
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least she is doing in the evening rather than the same morning as it is due, like I did as a child lm

    Uni Qweirdork
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Image how frustrating it is for your daughter though.

    Elegant Vandalism
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG! That's a photo of me waiting for my 8yr old to finish her dinner!!!!!

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, at least you have a bottle of wine to enjoy while you wait.

    #27

    I Don't Always Get Packages From My Father, But When I Do

    I Don't Always Get Packages From My Father, But When I Do

    blooper2112 Report

    Dian Ella Lillie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's an Estwing - they're a REALLY good brand of hand tool!

    Ian Taggart
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dear dad, it worked. The ax arrived. Now let's talk about the phone you "confiscated" three years ago and forgot to return.

    Tim Douglass
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had one of those axes since about 1967, good quality. The real question here should by *why* is he trying to find out if he can mail an axe?

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like he was successful--he should try a chainsaw next time!

    Nini Meow
    Community Member
    7 years ago

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    The money is so that you can send the result!!

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    #28

    I Put Vanilla Pudding In A Mayonnaise Jar. My Kids Were Horrified As I Ate It While Watching Them Open Their Easter Presents

    I Put Vanilla Pudding In A Mayonnaise Jar. My Kids Were Horrified As I Ate It While Watching Them Open Their Easter Presents

    narcolepsyinc Report

    Phoebe Bean
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can ever hear the "yummy" sounds he´s making for full effect!

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i wish i could see their faces

    Agnes Jekyll
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that makes me barf just reading about it

    Giorgio Prodoti
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know people that eat mayo that way

    Petya
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I eat it like that sometimes, not very often, but still. Actually, I prefer to dip yellow cheese sticks in the jar and eat it like this.

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    b l a n c
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    vanilla pudding is so gross tho. i’ve seen this as an april fool prank, i’d rather change it to whipped cream or vanilla ice cream or something

    Anne
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Easter presents?! Is that a thing now?

    JD Cassavaugh
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We've always given the kids presents on Easter. Usually outdoor toys to celebrate the return of the sun.

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    #29

    Our 2-Year-Old Daughter Fell Asleep Like This, We Added The Knife For Dramatic Effect

    Our 2-Year-Old Daughter Fell Asleep Like This, We Added The Knife For Dramatic Effect

    waltbosz Report

    Phoebe Bean
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was a plastic hand!

    Blue Cicada
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you try to go to the bathroom by yourself...

    李米娜 (Mina)
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thats gotta be a kid who didnt want to go to bed!!!! but passed out anyway...

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keep one eye open when you go to sleep tonight.

    RitaGG
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG - remembering when I was a kid, I could fall asleep anywhere!

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    #30

    My Buddy And His Sister Refused To Go Do A Photo Shoot With Their Parents. Subsequently, Their Parents Decided Who Their Favorite Child Was That Day

    My Buddy And His Sister Refused To Go Do A Photo Shoot With Their Parents. Subsequently, Their Parents Decided Who Their Favorite Child Was That Day

    Drew_P_Sack Report

    Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, you can guarantee your dog will always be pleased to be with you!

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a cute child--love the bowtie.

    Robert Morson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It took them that long to figure it out?

    Suzanne Clark
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You just gotta do, what you gotta do.

    #31

    My Jewish Mother Gave Me This As A Housewarming Gift

    My Jewish Mother Gave Me This As A Housewarming Gift

    RestSnorlax Report

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    #6 has a definite advantage. After all, Yahweh is on his side.

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    #32

    Today My Dad Finally Decided To Cash This Chip In, I'm 35

    Today My Dad Finally Decided To Cash This Chip In, I'm 35

    brac420 Report

    LOttawa
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He just waited until you could pay the bill :)

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    did he kept it all these years? that's nice

    Liz Karsa
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually really sweet

    Blub Blub Blub
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    awwww that's actually sweet! I hope they had a good time :)

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amazing that he still has it. Precious!

    Nancy A Clark
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is so sweet! I wish my father had been like that.

    #33

    My Son's First Day At School Today. I Handled It Really Well

    My Son's First Day At School Today. I Handled It Really Well

    AidenAsh15 Report

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I thought the kids were clingy at that point!

    LOttawa
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, yes you did dad 😉

    Uni Qweirdork
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This says more about school than anything

    bob
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For my daughter's first day at school, I was kinda okay. Didn't expect her to just say "see you later" without even looking back though... I ended up the one freaking out. But I should consider myself lucky I guess. :'(

    TC
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it'll be the other way round soon...

    #34

    My Dad And I (Jokingly) Told My Mom We Would Leave The Apple Store Only After She Had Taken A "Selfie" On Every Single Device. Next Thing I Know Her Face Is All Over The Store

    My Dad And I (Jokingly) Told My Mom We Would Leave The Apple Store Only After She Had Taken A "Selfie" On Every Single Device. Next Thing I Know Her Face Is All Over The Store

    Zigzag0 Report

    Katinka Min
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should be wayyyyy higher up!! lmao

    Michelle Line
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The store allows pets! Wish more did.

    Midnight Dream
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can see her taking one in the photo! Look top right...

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your Mom is a free spirit.

    #35

    My Mom Is Selling My Brother's Iguana

    My Mom Is Selling My Brother's Iguana

    DarthTrumpApp Report

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This makes me want Santiago pretty badly actually.

    Zanthe
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is actually sort of a d**k. Amazing remark

    Juana
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't see it in the tank. But regardless, mom is doing the right thing.

    Bambi
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the shelf next to ZACHARY (it's green).

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    Susan Gardner
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor thing. Needs attention and a good home

    Priscyla Marçal
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in South America and I don't speak spanish

    Susan Forbes
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, she did say *may* be a benefit. Almost sure to be easier to find a Spanish speaker in Florida than a Portuguese speaker. And maybe Santiago just doesn't talk to her because he's a d**k.

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    #36

    I Think My Nephew Is Already Pissing Off His Mother

    I Think My Nephew Is Already Pissing Off His Mother

    skinned_knuckle Report

    Dian Ella Lillie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hear that the eviction is scheduled on Labor Day...

    Kat Olmstead
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had both my boys on Labor Day weekend 8 years apart. The irony was not lost on my family.

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    ugaas wiilhoog
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure the the mother doesn't want the same thing to happen to her as those parents who had to evict their 35 year old son. Better start early

    Julia Love
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    EWWWW! A BUTT! Hope it's clean!

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is one of the best. So funny!

    #37

    When Daycare, Completely Seriously, Asks My Friend To Answer Stupid Questions On Behalf Of His 11-Month-Old Daughter, It Is Inevitable That Stupid Answers Is What They'll Receive

    When Daycare, Completely Seriously, Asks My Friend To Answer Stupid Questions On Behalf Of His 11-Month-Old Daughter, It Is Inevitable That Stupid Answers Is What They'll Receive

    JesadBellic Report

    Poopy Pants
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is this not the first one on the list?!?!?!

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    long yells on the beach!!

    Chantal Voget
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Dawn, every single morning, without fail" I too have one who avidly shares in this interest...

    Kitty Kat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone who has worked at a daycare, I agree these are absolutely the kind of answers these stupid questions deserve.

    Julia Love
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never new Emma could be a boy's name.

    Breezy
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These answers actually aren't stupid..they seem very accurate. Love it!!

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    #38

    People Kept Commenting On How Much Hair Our Baby Son Has, So Naturally This Was The Next Step

    People Kept Commenting On How Much Hair Our Baby Son Has, So Naturally This Was The Next Step

    ShavenRaven Report

    Caroline Espenschied
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Crazy Guy made me think of a french singer known as M (Mathieu Chédid) , I'll try to attach a picture... Le-monde-d...4ed255.jpg Le-monde-de-M-5b1a1884ed255.jpg

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the Johnny Bravo

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They forgot the "Pee Wee Herman"

    Susan Forbes
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you add a small lock of hair at the back standing straight up yo the Middle Part you'd have the Alfalfa! (Little Rascals)

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    #39

    In 1980 I Got My Head Stuck In A Fence And Instead Of Helping Me My Parents Took This Photo

    In 1980 I Got My Head Stuck In A Fence And Instead Of Helping Me My Parents Took This Photo

    mraaron_standen Report

    varwenea
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Parents still do it now, except they also post it on multiple sites before helping you.

    Abur Felix
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they even reply to comments first, lol

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    Breezy
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you know the kid is gonna be okay you might as well capture a great shot (:

    Chyppa Homer
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And in the 80-s you didn't just whip out your phone to take a photo. You had to get the camera, measure the lighting, set the aperture, shutter speed, focus the damn thing, and his parents probably also got the tripod. That kid spent a good 40 minutes stuck like that ! :D

    Martha Meyer
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His? That looks like a girl. Also, instant picture polaroids were available in the 80ies I think, so taking that picture probably didn't take nearly that long!

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    Vyom
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first I read it 'I got my head stuck in France' lol

    Janine Randall
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got my head stuck in a turnstile one time. Luckily it was in the days before every one had camera phones.

    Hamlets twin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They also know how stupid easy its going to be to get you out of it so why not have a bit of fun.

    Trisha Haskett
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom recreated this event in my life for my dad. My sister says dad smacked me to make it more realistic.

    Tiffany Wilson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same thing happened to me at Disney World.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would be worse. All those people there!

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    Katie Fallon
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your parents were ahead of their time! Everybody does that now.

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    #40

    My Mom Sent This To Me For Easter. I Love My Mom

    My Mom Sent This To Me For Easter. I Love My Mom

    JohnnyValet Report

    Lazy Panda
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bunny in the very back looks like it's plotting something

    DC
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    aw, i miss my godzilla

    Chris Miilu
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Peeps, the best. Sent a box to a friend teaching in China; his kids loved them.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's doing it wrong. You're supposed to bite off the ears first.

    Susann Campbell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love her humor too. We could have played for hours. This is great it is something that me and my grandson kind of did when he was four but with monkeys and Superman trying to save the day when Godzilla started eating monkeys and Mrs. Potato Head eyes while we were having a great time , I saw my daughter standing in the door way. She enjoyed the drama but not the mess. I just don't know what I did wrong with that one. hummm We had to clean up the mess before dinner but we did it better with transformers the next day while she was at work. I'm his favorite grandma.

    Jeff
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like she drew on them with markers.

    The Frog
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those bunnies are just nasty

    #41

    My Friend Was Running Late To Drop Off Her Daughter At School

    My Friend Was Running Late To Drop Off Her Daughter At School

    Colieoh Report

    Dian Ella Lillie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have to love a parent who can laugh at themselves!

    Zanthe
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She deserves a point for being honest, tho

    #42

    My Son Started To Cry When He Saw Santa, So I Decided It'd Be A Good Idea If We All Joined To

    My Son Started To Cry When He Saw Santa, So I Decided It'd Be A Good Idea If We All Joined To

    the_trynes Report

    Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excellent! Love Santa's expression.

    Ian Taggart
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Santa's laughing at their expense.

    Chris Miilu
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first Santa my daughter saw was in a local Dept. store in Berkeley: Hink's. Mr. Hink might have been approaching 90 at that time. He was bent over, thin, with a Santa "voice" as you would expect. We finally had to make a trip into SF to undo that image.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Santa could never fit all those people on his lap!

    ugaas wiilhoog
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These kind of things, I have found are mostly for the parents, children often are scared of these santas and Easter bunny and all similar things.

    Creed Crescent
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So "join" actually means cry together?

    #43

    My Family Is Pretty Odd. Tonight, My Mom Hired An Elvis Impersonator And Didn't Tell Anyone About It

    My Family Is Pretty Odd. Tonight, My Mom Hired An Elvis Impersonator And Didn't Tell Anyone About It

    Sneegro-damus Report

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope everyone had a good time.

    Angela
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your Dad is Kenny Rogers??? That is amazing. Also, how can I rent your parents?

    #44

    A Friend's Son Got $1 From The Tooth Fairy A Couple Days Ago. He Wrote Her A Letter Asking To Upgrade His $1 To $5. This Was The Tooth Fairy's Response

    A Friend's Son Got $1 From The Tooth Fairy A Couple Days Ago. He Wrote Her A Letter Asking To Upgrade His $1 To $5. This Was The Tooth Fairy's Response

    Dear <...>,

    My name is Dee Kay. My associate Tooth fairy told me about your letter and I have been assigned to your case #092208-5.

    We have removed our Plaques from the wall, going 3 years EWI (extraction without incident), in order to focus and resolve your case. It looks as though we need to Brush Up on our extraction skills, and the going rate for teeth.

    One thing we do agree on and have taken into consideration, it was very bold of you to ask for more money. Since all your teeth have been cavity free we decided to increase your TPO (tooth pay out) by $1 for future extractions. This is with the stipulation the tooth is cavity free. Should you place a cavity filled tooth under your pillow you will receive a bill to cover our costs of flight travel. We cannot take CFT's (cavity filled teeth) back with us. Our CTO (central tooth officer) S. Cary Gums, would shut down the DDD (Department of Dental Disturbance) if we even attempted to bring a CFT back, and that would mean no TPO's for children anywhere. I know you wouldn't want to be the cause of that.

    Thank you for reading our response to your letter. I am filing this case as closed.

    Stay strong and brush on!

    Dee Kay

    Director of DDD

    Thoughtfulprof Report

    Phoebe Bean
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so clever, but I wonder if the kid fully understands all this legal terminology, I mean look at his face... more like..."what???"

    Breezy
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't matter, he will someday understand!! And that letter will be legendary in their family haha

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    Chyppa Homer
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kid is like : "A simple NO would have sufficed" :D

    Kosmas-Mikis Vlassopoulos
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually its no you cant have 5 dollars but you can have 2 dollars if you take care of your teeth . Brush on.

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    Susann Campbell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He just notices the dollar they sent with the letter and probably little else.

    Ian Taggart
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next up is the kid who found out about Santa Claus not existing when trying to file a lawsuit after the "coal incident."

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    #45

    If I Ever Have A Son, I'm Making Him Wear This T-Shirt

    If I Ever Have A Son, I'm Making Him Wear This T-Shirt

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    #46

    My Dad Just Walked In And Taped This To My Door

    My Dad Just Walked In And Taped This To My Door

    The42ndTurtle Report

    earringnut
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ji just woke up. this is now part of my life. today looks like it's going to be very good indeed.

    Pandykinz
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Saving this for future use.

    #47

    Gave My 11-Year-Old His New Meds This Morning. He Looked At It And Said I'm Not Putting A Big D In My Mouth. Took Every Bit Of Responsible Mom Power I Had Not To Scream That's What She Said

    Gave My 11-Year-Old His New Meds This Morning. He Looked At It And Said I'm Not Putting A Big D In My Mouth. Took Every Bit Of Responsible Mom Power I Had Not To Scream That's What She Said

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    Valerie Page
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't understand ! Is this an American thing?

    M O'Connell
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    7 years ago

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    I know there's going to be blowback from this, but your kid needs to run the f**k around until he's burned off his completely normal 11yo energy. Then he'll be able to focus just fine. Also, stop giving him sugar. All will be well with the world. Mind-bending drugs not required.

    M O'Connell
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    7 years ago

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    From the manufacturer's list of side-effects "Rarely, males (including young boys and teens) may have a painful or prolonged erection lasting 4 or more hours while using this medication. Caregivers/parents should also be watchful for this serious side effect in boys. If a painful or prolonged erection occurs, stop using this drug and get medical help right away, or permanent problems could occur. Ask your doctor or pharmacist for more details." So there might be some obfuscation of his remark, lol.

    #48

    My Son Didn't React In The Video To His Grandma's Present, So I Just Screenshot Him Yawning And Send That

    My Son Didn't React In The Video To His Grandma's Present, So I Just Screenshot Him Yawning And Send That

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    #49

    I Found A Horribly Fun Way To Disappoint My Kids In The Morning

    I Found A Horribly Fun Way To Disappoint My Kids In The Morning

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    Amina Hays
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, yes I do! Christ, that took far too long! :)

    The Gumnut Flock
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    neither do I. Was the packaging switched??

    Breezy
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like they're waking up to the smell of fresh baked Cinnabon's. But it's just the air freshener smell

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    Kenny Kulbiski
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now they'll always wonder, is it live or it ....air wick.

    #50

    My Dad Gave My Fiancé A Goat As Dowry For Our Recent Engagement As A Joke

    My Dad Gave My Fiancé A Goat As Dowry For Our Recent Engagement As A Joke

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    Blue Cicada
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a great charity, so it's a win-win!

    Debby Keir
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately, goats will eat anything and cause desertification. Adopt a sheep instead. Great idea in principle though.

    Jordy Star
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    7 years ago

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    so they help the damn goat instead of the child which is infinitetly more important

    #51

    Guy Says He's Made A Hobby Out Of Embarrassing His Daughter

    Guy Says He's Made A Hobby Out Of Embarrassing His Daughter

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    Nini Meow
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't determine which is more embarrassing!!

    Patti
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think someone wants the spotlight on him, not his daughter.

    Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, the revenge she might get in years to come! Old folks home dad? Oh, I agree - it's the shoes!

    Uni Qweirdork
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He better like the hobby of paying for therapy

    Cari Percy
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe it's part of the parent-child contract to actively embarrass each other as much and as often as possible.

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    #52

    I Asked For An Apple Watch For My Birthday. This Is What I Got

    I Asked For An Apple Watch For My Birthday. This Is What I Got

    migato86 Report

    Jeff
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Literalists strike again!!

    Rory August
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The most useful apple watch i've seen yet!

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It IS an apple watch. Lol

    #53

    A Box Of Presents Just Arrived From Home. Instead Of A Card I Got This Wonderful Piece Of Advice From My Mother, In The Form Of An Embroidered Pillow (Which She Made Herself. I Love My Mom)

    A Box Of Presents Just Arrived From Home. Instead Of A Card I Got This Wonderful Piece Of Advice From My Mother, In The Form Of An Embroidered Pillow (Which She Made Herself. I Love My Mom)

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    #54

    My 3-Year-Old Nephew Had Some Anatomy Questions For My Sister

    My 3-Year-Old Nephew Had Some Anatomy Questions For My Sister

    bbybuster Report

    Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't settle for $100 - you can get more!

    Paul K. Johnson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She might have to take chems to increase her charisma.

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    Happiness is Hippo
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's crazy, my (then) 5 year old brother asked me the exact same question 20 something years ago. I was 18 and it still makes me laugh!

    Patti
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My young son asked me the same

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's so funny what children come up with. And what they will believe.

    #SaveLucifer
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    7 years ago

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    Americans probably

    Olga Shinalskaja
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd like to see you give "the real" answer to a 3 yo asking how babies are born 😄

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    #55

    A Quick Way To Destroy Your Kid's Faith

    A Quick Way To Destroy Your Kid's Faith

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    Aud Wey
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wil try this week end, I let you know how it worked guys!!!

    Nick P
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it didn't go well. I hope i'm wrong coz it's very funny.

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    glowworm2
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love red grapes, but this is just plain evil.

    Alexandra Heinlein
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For fun you should cost it in their least favorite chocolate

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    #56

    Friend Puts Fine Dining Menus In His Son's Lunch Box

    Friend Puts Fine Dining Menus In His Son's Lunch Box

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    Dian Ella Lillie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would be a great asset if you were selling/swapping your food at school!

    Ian Taggart
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AWESOME! I'm using that. It might be a method to make sure my son doesn't live with me for the rest of his life.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder what the kid ate first? My bet is on the "Devil Dog Creme-filled Pastry"

    lil ninja
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Crunchy... but wastes paper? hmmm....

    JessyJoy
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is nothing wrong with GMOs...

    Anton Montaut
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great idea but ain't nobody got time for that!

    Michelle Line
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A cracker that is free-ranging and grass fed?

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    #57

    Mom Went Couch Shopping. She Sent My Sister A Pic When We Noticed Something

    Mom Went Couch Shopping. She Sent My Sister A Pic When We Noticed Something

    Jchka3 Report

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THey made a couch fort. Awesome.

    Pandykinz
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went to the source (Reddit) and the poster of the photo claims NOBODY knows who these people are!! Salespeople? Retail spies? Aliens? LOL so bizarre

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    Nick P
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must be her dad or just a random guy just happen to be in the frame

    Kaiyan Nageswaran
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait... I just realized something. I don’t think it’s the dad. Do you know why? In the title it says Mom went couch shopping. Not Mom & Dad. Maybe this IS a stalker!

    #58

    A Friend Of Mine Just Dropped Out Of High School And This Is What His Dad Did

    A Friend Of Mine Just Dropped Out Of High School And This Is What His Dad Did

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    BREAK YOUr perceptions
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the friend dropped out of high school. not sure of the parenting material there.

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So Dad is spending the College tuition on a boat?

    Phoebe Bean
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And he could sell the boat in case his kid changes his mind and goes back to school again.

    Josiane Roy
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heck no. If a soldier drops out of basic training he wouldn't get a veterans pension. High school is basic training for college and life. Even when I was very sick my parents helped me but only if I still went to school, so I did 6 months of correspondence high school classes while healing after my brother commutes suicide. It taught me that if I help myself others will be willing to help me too. Teachers then stopped by my house to drop off homework. This allowed me to heal and obtain 2 degrees in chemistry and one in accounting. It taught me to never give up.

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    #59

    My Girlfriend's Mom Definitely Won This Round Of Cards Against Humanity. Totally Am A Black Guy. I Love Our Families

    My Girlfriend's Mom Definitely Won This Round Of Cards Against Humanity. Totally Am A Black Guy. I Love Our Families

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    kat newt shulder
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i don't really get this...please explain i beg of you

    Bobbi Newell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's a black man dating a white woman. His girlfriend's mom played the bottom card in response to the top - in other words, she approves of their relationship. Cards Against Humanity is normally about inappropriate humor, but in this case, it works on another level!

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    #60

    I Wanted To Know If I Am Her Real Dad

    I Wanted To Know If I Am Her Real Dad

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    #61

    Came Home To This In My Drawer. Well Played, Mom

    Came Home To This In My Drawer. Well Played, Mom

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    Robert Morson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if OP is male or female. It affects the message.

    #62

    I Live In The Basement. I Told My Dad I Needed More Natural Light In My Bedroom, So He Bought Me This Mirror

    I Live In The Basement. I Told My Dad I Needed More Natural Light In My Bedroom, So He Bought Me This Mirror

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    Janine Randall
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People, please! Maybe he lives in the basement because it's bigger than the room he had upstairs! If he was that upset about it, I doubt he'd be posting jokes. Maybe I missed a post somewhere, but if not, loosen up!

    Petri Häkkinen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also teenagers often choose the basement for the added privacy.

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Living in a basement beats being homeless. He's probably doing the best he can.

    Dian Ella Lillie
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    7 years ago

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    Live in the basement?! The habitat of trolls? Lucky that's not the other sort of natural light or you'd have turned to stone! ;-)

    Nugget Lol
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes it's hard to find a house so this is your last option. Yeah I know the majority of people living in basements are usually lazy, but overly disrespecting them will make it worse. I'm not saying that's what you're doing, but it could come to that and I don't want it to

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    #63

    My Dad Dressed Up As Buddy The Elf To Pick Me Up From The Airport

    My Dad Dressed Up As Buddy The Elf To Pick Me Up From The Airport

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    #64

    Got A Vasectomy. Parents Got Me A Gift

    Got A Vasectomy. Parents Got Me A Gift

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    #65

    Larry David Takes His Daughter To Tour Every Civil War Battlefield

    Larry David Takes His Daughter To Tour Every Civil War Battlefield

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    JD Cassavaugh
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She looks so annoyed, but I hope she treasures this photo, it's perfect.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Dad, please! Can we go now?"

    Cheryle Fuller
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my dad took us the summer between my 6th and 7th grades. I was probably almost as bored, but wow never behave like she seems to be doing. But then I didn't have Larry David as a dad, I might have killed him if he was. can't stand that ego maniac.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I don't care about the Civil War, Dad! I wasn't even born yet!"

    MAL_Winchester
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is his daughter April Ludgate because I'm feeling her spirit in this pic.

    #66

    My Wife Likes To Send Me Pictures To Remind Me That My Son Misses Me - Doing This Made Me Feel Better About It

    My Wife Likes To Send Me Pictures To Remind Me That My Son Misses Me - Doing This Made Me Feel Better About It

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    Michelle Line
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a brand-spanking new kid.

    Julia Love
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His diaper looks a bit to big.

    Michael Reilly
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A company called axe heaven makes little guitar replicas.

    Terry T.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where'd you find that tiny guitar???

    #67

    Daughter Yelled At Me To Make Her A “Surprise Snack”

    Daughter Yelled At Me To Make Her A “Surprise Snack”

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    #68

    So I Run Out And Tell My Son Josh His Tires Got Slashed! Get It? Slashed?

    So I Run Out And Tell My Son Josh His Tires Got Slashed! Get It? Slashed?

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    Juana
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's relieved and annoyed at the same time

    Jessica Temple
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is one deep breath he's taking there.... well played mom.

    Susann Campbell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Please God let me find my own place to get away from all the jokes, I'm dying here".

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    #69

    My Daughter And Me At Busch Gardens Today. I Think I'm Getting The Hang Of This Tween Dadding Thing

    My Daughter And Me At Busch Gardens Today. I Think I'm Getting The Hang Of This Tween Dadding Thing

    substationine Report

    Blue Cicada
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The look on her face! I'd get along well with that dad.

    PattonPawter
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s bush gardens Virginia right? Yeah it is bc that’s Apollo’s chariot in the background

    Janine Randall
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, the agony of teenage embarrassment!

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hard to tell if she's cringing or laughing.

    Chris Miilu
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's definitely cringing; and he's having such good time. Great dad.

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    #70

    My Mom Slid This Under My Door After Walking In On Me Watching Buffy And Sobbing

    My Mom Slid This Under My Door After Walking In On Me Watching Buffy And Sobbing

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    #71

    Faceswapped My Brother And My Daughter. I Will Never Stop Laughing At This

    Faceswapped My Brother And My Daughter. I Will Never Stop Laughing At This

    ne0nnightmare Report

    Julia Love
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that is photoshopped.

    Katy F
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg that looks weird XD

    #72

    Mom Has Never Had Good Taste In Picking Out Shirts For Me, But This Year She Nailed It

    Mom Has Never Had Good Taste In Picking Out Shirts For Me, But This Year She Nailed It

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    #73

    When My Mom Tries To Combine My Husband's Love Of The Outdoors And Star Wars

    When My Mom Tries To Combine My Husband's Love Of The Outdoors And Star Wars

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    #74

    My Mom Has Always Been Artistic When It Comes To Decorating Cakes, This Will Always Be My Favorite. "Jeffaroonie" Didn't Appreciate It As Much As The Rest Of Us

    My Mom Has Always Been Artistic When It Comes To Decorating Cakes, This Will Always Be My Favorite. "Jeffaroonie" Didn't Appreciate It As Much As The Rest Of Us

    FFBB648 Report

    Bladrim
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that really PISSES him off ;)

    Robert Morson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh. I didn't realize it was p**s. I must have a dirty mind.

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    Chyppa Homer
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That a*s tho ! (always wanted to say that) :D

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you took this cake out in public?

    Michelle Line
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, he looks like he's trying to look pissed off but is just about to start laughing.

    Hamlets twin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you kidding?!?! I'd be figuring out a way to put a picture of that cake on all the TV screens!!

    athornedrose
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg it's a beautiful work of art

    #75

    I'm A Bad Father, I Convinced My Kids This Is An Eyeball Remover

    I'm A Bad Father, I Convinced My Kids This Is An Eyeball Remover

    Pyr0teknix Report

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are responsible for their future nightmares.

    Gottlob Frege
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In France we call it a "Charles De Gaule"

    Susann Campbell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now it's a weapon. Hide it or throw it away.

    Sandra Josefine Langvatznes
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope he has to say "I'm keeping an eye on you" in the near future xD

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    #76

    So I Send My Sister A Snapchat Of A Party I Had When My Parents Where Gone. She Sent Me This Back (It's My Dad)

    So I Send My Sister A Snapchat Of A Party I Had When My Parents Where Gone. She Sent Me This Back (It's My Dad)

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    #77

    My Father Decided To Order Me Pizza While I Was Away At College. His Added Request Would Explain The Awkward Exchange With The Delivery Guy And Me

    My Father Decided To Order Me Pizza While I Was Away At College. His Added Request Would Explain The Awkward Exchange With The Delivery Guy And Me

    Lawlpocalypse Report

    Alexandra Smith
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This needs to be higher on this list!!

    Susann Campbell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there a freak on the loose working for pizza delivery?

    BlackestDawn
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No that's actually extra instructions/requests to the deliver person (or even pizza place), so the dad is implying that his son is "the freak".

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    #78

    My Dad Is Nearly 70 And Not Especially Computer Savvy. However, He Learned "An Internet Saying" And Put It On My Amazon Christmas Gift Receipt

    My Dad Is Nearly 70 And Not Especially Computer Savvy. However, He Learned "An Internet Saying" And Put It On My Amazon Christmas Gift Receipt

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    #79

    Surprise The Kids Tonight With Some Feetloaf

    Surprise The Kids Tonight With Some Feetloaf

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    Dr. Cheri Hayes
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I must be pretty warped, because I find this hilarious!

    Kaiyan Nageswaran
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn’t get until the horrid toenails.

    Patti
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have to make one of these

    David Martin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The toenails are what really sell this; But they make it TOO REAL, it’s disturbing! >_<

    Imperfekt
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Coffee spewed out the nose. I HAVE to do this.

    Susann Campbell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bake this with some spices and tomatoe sauce and make brains with big noodles all formed into a brain in a bowl and dig in.

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    #80

    My Boss Said His Daughter Wanted One Of The Frozen Disney Toys For Christmas. He Bought This As A Present

    My Boss Said His Daughter Wanted One Of The Frozen Disney Toys For Christmas. He Bought This As A Present

    Best-Pony , savacoolandsons Report

    Daniel Fleming
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow that's the worst han I've ever seen lol

    #81

    Finally Installed My Child's Car Seat!

    Finally Installed My Child's Car Seat!

    sbvp Report

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's Dangerous... he sould put him some aviator google

    Hamlets twin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK now I have a list of things to get. All I need to add is a realistic doll

    Sandra Josefine Langvatznes
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'm not so sure about this dad... Maybe we should call for mom..."

    Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kiddie doesn't seem too sure really.

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a terrible idea--he needs a proper car seat if you are going to strap him back there!

    Prot Pap
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also the kid might get car sick from sitting backwards, he should have attached it to the front bumper.

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    #82

    My Mom Gives Me The Best Presents

    My Mom Gives Me The Best Presents

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    CultOfBambi
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amazon had them a while back - I got a whole selection of the rudest ones I could find for my sister and brother-in-law. They love them but there's always a frantic rush to pack them away when polite company comes round for tea. Lol.

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    Moo Moo Futch
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can buy this from pr0fanity ink on Facebook.

    #83

    Sorry Son, I Couldn't Resist

    Sorry Son, I Couldn't Resist

    mybeardisred Report

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, this one should be higher up! Hilarious!

    Bobbi Newell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right up Sherman's nose! I approve!

    #84

    Dad Never Fails To Rip Ass During Family Photos

    Dad Never Fails To Rip Ass During Family Photos

    extravagangster Report

    Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If dad never fails you'd think they'd know better by now!!

    RitaGG
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or...they don't take a lot of photos with Dad!

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    Jeff
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His face is priceless!!

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't want to be any where near him if there is a camera in the room.

    Imperfekt
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The owl does not find it amusing

    Susann Campbell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just keep laughing and he will keep performing , it's their right to entertain.

    #85

    My Brother Received A Parent Survey For His Daughter Who Just Started Kindergarten

    My Brother Received A Parent Survey For His Daughter Who Just Started Kindergarten

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    #86

    After 3 Months Of Being A Father, A Friend Of Mine Got One Of These For His Son. Maybe One Day He Will Understand The Joke

    After 3 Months Of Being A Father, A Friend Of Mine Got One Of These For His Son. Maybe One Day He Will Understand The Joke

    McGreasington Report

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is meant for a child?

    Soozie Poozie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t think it’s meant for a child. Pretty sure it’s a gag gift. But a child wouldn’t know the difference.

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    #87

    So Apparently Mom's Given Up On Names This Year. I'm Child 2 Of 3

    So Apparently Mom's Given Up On Names This Year. I'm Child 2 Of 3

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    ugaas wiilhoog
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mum, when she used to call us she used to mix my sister, my cousins and my name and just end with "ugh, uhm you know who you are, get over"

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My great grandmother did this. She would call me by my cousin or Aunt's name. (We were the dark haired ones.)

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    3ke
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My family hasn't done this with Christmas gifts but I've been frequently called kid number 3 or 3 of 4. Our children are 1a,2a, 3a, 4a. There's more than that but you get it.

    Kiss Army
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister did this and changed the numbers each year. She didn't let her kids know which number they had until Christmas morning. She says it cut down on peeking.

    #88

    Mom Took An Extra Dose Of Prescription Cough Medicine

    Mom Took An Extra Dose Of Prescription Cough Medicine

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, we've all been there.

    Chyppa Homer
    Community Member
    7 years ago

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    Funny, because croaking would actually relieve you of that damn cough :D

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    #89

    My Grandpa Just Passed Away. This Dad Joke Was Found In One Of His Old Albums While We Were Reminiscing

    My Grandpa Just Passed Away. This Dad Joke Was Found In One Of His Old Albums While We Were Reminiscing

    notkendalljenner Report

    Julia Love
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It doesn't look realistic. But it is funny!

    Ava Ford
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's happening here I don't get it

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dark haired girl is like "Really, Dad?"

    #90

    The Card That My Mom Got For My Stoner Little Brother

    The Card That My Mom Got For My Stoner Little Brother

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    Miriam Vr
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The "wink, wink" killed me xDDDDD

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the card is green, of course. 📗

    #91

    Squeeze Out Those Last Few Hours! It’s Friday! I Didn’t Take The Safety Seal Out Yet, But He Didn’t Know That

    Squeeze Out Those Last Few Hours! It’s Friday! I Didn’t Take The Safety Seal Out Yet, But He Didn’t Know That

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    Julia Love
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor kid. Tell him it's a joke and open the safety seal for him.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This kid's gonna develop some muscles!

    #92

    My Parents Drove Almost An Hour Out Of Their Way To Prank Me After I Pranked Their Cars Over Thanksgiving Weekend. I’m Open To Any Ideas On How To Get Them Back

    My Parents Drove Almost An Hour Out Of Their Way To Prank Me After I Pranked Their Cars Over Thanksgiving Weekend. I’m Open To Any Ideas On How To Get Them Back

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    Dian Ella Lillie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd go for four blocks and a jack... But keep the wheels close just in case.

    Edy Eko
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You want revenge? Glitter bomb is your demon

    Jeff
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fill their car with as many little rubber ducks as possible. You can order like 10,000 for 10 dollars online.

    Janine Randall
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Glitter in the air conditioning vents. It will be a gift that keeps on giving!

    Juana
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Toilet paper and shoe polish

    Juana
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or stick super maxi pads with wings all over their windows

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    athornedrose
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there's a company that will send glitter bombs and potatoes through the mail so the package is very heavy, but then suddenly, glitter everywhere!

    Chyppa Homer
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pay a stranger to casually pop up from under the back seat :D

    The Frog
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A whole bottle of washing up liquid in their toilet sistern

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    #93

    Ran Into This At Our Local Greasy Spoon This Morning

    Ran Into This At Our Local Greasy Spoon This Morning

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this child actually working behind the counter?

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why were you eating at a greasy spoon?

    #95

    Roommate Got This Christmas Gift From Her Father. All Subtlety Has Gone Out The Window

    Roommate Got This Christmas Gift From Her Father. All Subtlety Has Gone Out The Window

    pantsrants Report

    #96

    How My Mother Wrapped A Chipotle Gift Card

    How My Mother Wrapped A Chipotle Gift Card

    Fourleaf82 Report

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you thought you were getting a burrito. Oh, wait....

    #97

    My Mom Asked NBA Point Guard Deron Williams If She Could Take A Picture Of His Shirt. He Thought She Was A Fan Just Trying To Get A Picture Of Him

    My Mom Asked NBA Point Guard Deron Williams If She Could Take A Picture Of His Shirt. He Thought She Was A Fan Just Trying To Get A Picture Of Him

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    #98

    Why We Have Kids. Great Winter Parenting!

    Why We Have Kids. Great Winter Parenting!

    bornewinner Report

    Jessica Temple
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And your beer stays cold! love it. kids, you missed a spot over there!

    Shawty
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just get a flame thrower and burn the snow. BIG BRAIN 🧠

    Michelle Line
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Moved to Albuquerque nearly 20 years ago. I do NOT miss snow like that.

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    #99

    My Friend's Wife Refused To Let Him Buy This. She Said Nothing About His Mother Giving It To Him As A Birthday Gift

    My Friend's Wife Refused To Let Him Buy This. She Said Nothing About His Mother Giving It To Him As A Birthday Gift

    matlockga Report

    CrunChewy McSandybutt
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I prefer Nick Cage to those atrocious bed covers. Yech!

    Michelle Dodson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I turned my husband's mouse off and taped this to the underside. I could heard the scream all the way downstairs when he turned it over . Good times. 20170805_1...000921.jpg 20170805_102358-5b1c442000921.jpg

    Mandi Ramos
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have that! My husband hates I have it on his pillow!

    Mandi Ramos
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have the same one! My husband hates that I surprised him with it!

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "What do you want for your Birthday, Son?" "What else? A Nic Cage pillow!"

    earringnut
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    parenting win. spousing win. life win.

    #100

    A+ Parenting

    A+ Parenting

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    #101

    My Parents Gave Me This For Christmas (It's Them)

    My Parents Gave Me This For Christmas (It's Them)

    Nukemm33 Report

    JillVille
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bought this photo at a yard sale for a buck! I was so happy! No glass, but it's framed. My kids think the wife resembles Amy Schumer, in a way, maybe. But either way, it's hung in our bathroom and they watch you go. Kids say it's the creepiest pic ever! Love this twist though, adding their own faces!

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can see a hand holding a cell phone! Makes it funnier.

    La Petite Morte
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Umm, why doesn't anyone ever realize American Gothic is a painting of a farmer and his daughter? Putting in a couple makes it really really creepy.

    zelena
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is your dad john stewart?

    #102

    Parents, It's That Time Of Year Again

    Parents, It's That Time Of Year Again

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    Patti
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would celebrate when my kids were OUT of school. Those 9 months are so stressful

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's been saving that bottle for 3 months! 🍷

    #103

    Mom Asked What Kind Of Cake I Wanted For My Birthday. Jokingly Said "Urinal". She Delivers Like She Did 23 Years Ago

    Mom Asked What Kind Of Cake I Wanted For My Birthday. Jokingly Said "Urinal". She Delivers Like She Did 23 Years Ago

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    Dian Ella Lillie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ask for yellowcake and see what she comes up with...

    Ava Ford
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And don't drink the lemonade (home)

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my family, we don't always have traditional cake. It might be cheesecake or strawberry shortcake.

    Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, you can't complain if you get what you asked for. Next year I suggest 'Chocolate' might be a better response.

    thepotatogirl
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DO NOT EAT THE BLUE MINTS!!!! (guess the movie)

    #104

    Forgot To Buy My Son A Lunch Box For The First Day Of School. This Should Do

    Forgot To Buy My Son A Lunch Box For The First Day Of School. This Should Do

    Scubazz Report

    Ali Cat
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom used to keep her bingo chips and dabbers in one of these!

    JannyBoBanny
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This needs to be higher. Made me lol literally!

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Recycle, re-use and re-purpose.

    La Petite Morte
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww, where'd you put all of your dice?

    Lilly
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol, they come in handy--i still have at least 2 from my bartending days (30 yrs ago...)

    #105

    April Fools! Carrots And Broccoli In The Eggs!

    April Fools! Carrots And Broccoli In The Eggs!

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    Natasha Forchione
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww...thats kind of mean. The fun part of Easter is looking for the eggs filled with candy.

    Terry T.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She doesn't look amused....

    #106

    How Dumb Do My Parents Think I️ Am

    How Dumb Do My Parents Think I️ Am

    Nwinter228 Report

    Miriam Vr
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remember that for each absurd instrucion/advise on packages, someone did something that made them put the instruction there :P

    BlackestDawn
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget that it was either done through a court case or not just one person but large enough amount that is was easier to add that instruction/warning. I believe a prime example is the warning on packs of peanuts that they "may contain traces of peanuts" since people were only looking for that specific line instead of using their brain and see that it's guarantied to have way way more than just traces.

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    Xena Mariott
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This wouldn't make it more likely to do the chores, but it would make me less likely to eat the bagel.

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i think they know that's why they wrote it

    #107

    Replaced 15-Year-Old Daughter's Stash Of Wine With Orange Squash

    Replaced 15-Year-Old Daughter's Stash Of Wine With Orange Squash

    DespoticPanda Report

    earringnut
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    um, your daughter may need more than a prank.

    sarah cañon
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why does she have a wine stash tho

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alcohol is never a good thing for someone that young.

    Charne Burger
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    geez guys...u telling me u never had any booze when u were a teen?

    Soozie Poozie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure, I had booze a few times as a teen, but never had a STASH of booze at age 15!

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    Liesa Yopp
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your a nicer parent than me. I would have put Ex lax in every one of those bottles.

    Shawty
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would get sent to boarding school.

    Kaiyan Nageswaran
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a cousin who is 6 yrs older than me. When she was 15 she drank a whole bottle of wine. When her mom found out. Well, she was punished. She was definitely punished.

    Susann Campbell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Screw tops ?! Obviously you have never shown your daughter what is really important of taste in wine and how it is to be served.

    Joe Palffy
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    she needs an intervention and some time in rehab

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm thinking a frank and honest conversation would be more productive, at her age.

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    Becky Reus
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If she was mine, replacement would be the least of her worries... she be lucky to keep her computer/phone and not be grounded...

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    #108

    His Son Wanted A Switch For His Birthday

    His Son Wanted A Switch For His Birthday

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    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hot-damn! I would have been super-excited for that gift when I was his age. I would have been KING of the LAN party :)

    Chyppa Homer
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come Christmas get him a light switch too :D

    Paul Hutton
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    must of had it laying around, gotta be more expensive than a game system

    Becky Reus
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A 24 channel switch (~100 new, looks used) vs Nintendo Switch (300)... saved themselves at least 200 dollars.

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow! a switch cost lot of money!

    mbergen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like an older used one. You'd be surprised what companies through out.

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    #109

    My Son Really Wants Halo 5 For Christmas. He's Getting It, However...

    My Son Really Wants Halo 5 For Christmas. He's Getting It, However...

    vwtrey Report

    serena
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's from the Simpsons. Bart really wanted a certain video game but his mom got him the one pictured above instead. Apparently the parents printed out the image and put it on top of the Halo cover.

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    Michelle Dodson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Read the label, folks. On the left side in between the bar codes - it's listed as Halo 5.

    Ben S.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brilliant Simpson's reference!

    Warmaster Tsavong
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    7 years ago

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    This can't even be considered a good attempt.

    #110

    I Used A Make Up App On My 7 Week-Old-Son

    I Used A Make Up App On My 7 Week-Old-Son

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    Panda-monium
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Almost ready for RuPaul's Drag Race

    Patti
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's hysterical

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    #111

    Mommy Wrote Up A Page Of Rules For Everyone. Daddy Didn't Like His, So He Wrote His Own

    Mommy Wrote Up A Page Of Rules For Everyone. Daddy Didn't Like His, So He Wrote His Own

    Shockeye0 Report

    earringnut
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so only mom gets nagged? also when is mom "not at work"?

    Patti
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Daddy needs to act like a man and grow up. Aren't there some clothes that need folding?

    Susann Campbell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know some of these guys, to me they are history.

    #112

    My April Fools Prank On My 11-Year-Old Son. The Bait And Switch

    My April Fools Prank On My 11-Year-Old Son. The Bait And Switch

    Boogsiefil Report

    Isabella DeBenedetto
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't have minded, I love raisin cinnamon bread

    Liz Karsa
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yea so I had no idea chocolatey chip bread existed!

    Kiss Army
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me either... Let the Quest Begin!!!!

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    Robert Morson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Both of those look quite good. I'm not sure I'd be that annoyed or realize it was intentional. Silly prank.

    Kaiyan Nageswaran
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I would’ve eaten the Cinnamon bread, wondered what what was in the Cinnamon package if there was Cinnamon in the chocolate package. Then I would taste-test the Cinnamon package and eat every slice of chocolate bread.

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    Neal Evans
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have killed for either as a kid

    Dr. Cheri Hayes
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey....HEY! We only have the raisin cinnamon version in our local store!

    #113

    Bored While My Teenage Daughter Was Doing Her First Late Night Babysitting Gig. Sent Her This Fake News Screenshot With "You Heard About This Right?"

    Bored While My Teenage Daughter Was Doing Her First Late Night Babysitting Gig. Sent Her This Fake News Screenshot With "You Heard About This Right?"

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    Chyppa Homer
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet guy with his head through the roof is doing echoes, like, Helloo...lloo...loo...oo...o :D

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of when the Texas 7 were on the loose in Woodland Park, Colorado. They were telling everyone to stay in their homes with doors locked. They had the highway shut down. It was scary.