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Great Point-and-click. For those who didn't know, The Secret of Monkey Island.

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so catchy!

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I wish your parents had taken your advice

You seriously have a problem w women. Every comment you make on every post shows how insecure you are when it comes to women. That's the only reason why you have that much disdain for them

Your girlfriend left you, isn’t it? Good lord she got out in one piece... Amen...

Second easiest are the ones you hand back when you've had enough fun

My imaginary children are bright, sweet tempered, and very well behaved. My real-life cat is grumpy, yowles unendingl when she wants something, and refuses to stop jumping on the kitchen countertop.

Our imaginary son Brian agrees. So does his childhood sweetheart and wife, Michelle. Our daughter (flesh and blood) despises him. Wait until they see the will.

The ones i have in my basement are even easier

Best kind of friends, too

I agree. Except for one thing: NEVER spank a kid. 😡

Amen

Oh yes! One day my daughter, if she becomes a mother, will tell me how bad my parenting was according to the new "standards".

Omg yes! My mom told me that there was a lady at a store when I was about 7 months old and lady kept giving unsolicited advice about me and thought I was a boy. After politely telling her I was a girl, my mom asked if she had any children and the lady just sputtered then said no and walked away

Seems like the only people who say such things are the ones who do have kids.

Very true! It’s funny to look back at stuff we thought was normal now being the worst thing ever now. Like seat belts. I think back to the 80s & 90s when I was growing up how restaurants had ‘smoking sections’ like how does that really work. Kids sitting by strangers smoking was not a big deal- we would just complain about the smell. Or how about smoking on airplanes? Remember you could smoke in the back behind act curtain. Even remembering how flying was pre 9-11- so different.

When my now eldest aged 27 was just 2 months old it was recommended that I put her on her back to sleep and I just had a really bad feeling about it and said no. She sleeps on her side and I'm not changing that. That very night I woke up because of really bad feeling. Went directly to my daughter's crib and saw she had vomited, because she was on her side she hadn't choked on it. I picked her up and she was fine, just dirty. Had her checked over by her doctor the next day and she said that my daughter probably had just a little upset tummy and she was fine now. Oh and well done for having her on her side. Probably saved her life. Old school Dr. More common sense and less rigidity than some younger doctors

My first and the others were separated by the "back-stomach" divide, but they found their own comfortable way to sleep and ran with it. Stupid that one child we're being told they HAVE to sleep one way, and the next it that way was ABSOLUTELY WRONG!

Quick thinking mama to the rescue! But I could see how that would traumatic for a little kid.

Honestly, I have often had Broken Cookie Syndrome as an adult

Please be talking about crackers?

Is your father a cat?

I'm sure this was the cat's plan to get rid of the kids

Oh yes, kids can be little brats sometimes. :)

My daughter told her teacher "my mom doesn't come home at night. Shes with her boyfriends" I worked nights. At a male dominated job. My "boyfriends" were my male coworkers.

Haha. My nephew told the kids on the bus that his parents 'sell drugs', even though they were a) divorced, so, not sure how that would work... did he think they were meeting up to sell them? and b) never took drugs or talked about them or anything, ever. They can only think he got the idea from tv or something. That day I learned kids are really weird and say weird stuff.

My niece (5) was at the airport with her dad who refused to buy her an ice cream at 6am. Suddenly she SCREECHES 'you're not my daddy! Leave me alone!' ... security did become involved but luckily a family close by had seen and heard the two of them interacting prior to the lil devil's outburst or my BIL would have been hauled off to prison lol

Omg!! Hahahhaa

It's amazing you didn't get her arrested!