We all know that it's rude to listen to stranger's conversations, but sometimes they are just too good not to listen.
We here at Bored Panda compiled a list of the most intriguing and hilariously taken out of context conversation which happened in Walmart. Who knew that so many people liked to share details of their private lives while shopping in Walmart?
Scroll below to read these random bits of conversation and upvote your favorites!
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A job is a job. At least he's doing something. Sorry he can't live off mommy and daddy's money, like these girls probably do.
f**k yeah! Maybe he has to pay college bills, home bills or whatever... No matter what he does for a living as long as it´s an honest job.
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I just want to say that is my job at another store. I wanted that job. I love it! I have people sometimes tell me that I shouldn't do that job cuz I'm a girl. Psh
Come to think of it, I never have seen a girl doing that job!
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I've been insulted worse. I worked part time at a petrol station store for a week after I finished Grade 11. This father came in with his son and told his son, loudly, in broken English, "Son, you must study hard so you do not end up like this cashier here. I bet he can't even speak any proper languages." I just glared at him and said, "Sir, for your information, English is my first language. I can also speak fluent Malay, Mandarin, Hokkien and I am learning Spanish."
And pushing the carts is one of the worst jobs at Walmart...those poor people are out there in 110 degrees and -20 degrees picking up after the jerkwads who are too lazy to walk ten feet to put their cart in the corral.
If there were no carts in the store when she got there, she'd wonder why someone wasn't doing his JOB. Can't please some people.
My son got this when he was delivering pizza. (to the spoiled, lazy rich kids.)
Also I know people that have been pushing carts for Walmart for 20 years and are making $36 an hour
As someone who did that job, lemme tell you it's some of the most backbreaking and thankless jobs you can do at a big box store
why do you think that's the first question most people ask someone they just met? so they can judge you
Oh my god. This reminds me of the time some jerky girls made fun of me for deciding to watch kids instead of getting up at 6 am and watching cars.
Let's emphasize the fact that these girls are at Walmart..probably shopping. Which means they have Sh*tty paying jobs as well. That's like hookers making fun of the dancers at a strip club. Seriously?
There's really nothing wrong with shopping wal mart. I do it at least once a week. They have what I want. It does not mean that their jobs don't pay well. It just means they like wal mart. NOTHING wrong with that. Just what they said.
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At primary [US = elementary] school a loooooooooooong time ago, I knew a girl who used to eat "Perkin's Paste" by the hot-pink tub!
That's not adorable, that's possessive and controlling. I feel for this guy if he had to deal with this his whole life.
How about you buy her lingerie & she buys you a vacuum cleaner? Then you both have something you want.
LMAO..hope the court case isn't still pending because Walmart security records sound and I do believe she just confessed.
Oooh- I so wish someone would say that to me and then provide the goats :D
From reading these other posts, sounds like Walmart will do that to people!
Depending on the person, sometimes practical gifts are just the way to go lol
More details, please. Was that a man or a woman? Reminds me of the sales advertised in the newspapers where the pants are half off.
Does she mean the backs or necks? Some people use them for flavoring.
YOu can use conditioner to unshrink some shrunken clothing so I hope that's where she got the idea.... but no, honey you can't.
Hope that guy does not have pets. He'd be the type to try and dry his hamster in the microwave!
I can't even... How about we just stop calling it Boy or Girl Scouts- then everyone can be anywhere they damn well please without the specifics-
They're not bashing anyone. They're making fun of conversations they heard. It's not the same thing
Load More Replies... I wasn't in Walmart, but in school once I heard a girl scream: "I'M A BIGASS LOLLIPOP!"
Today I was at my local Walmart and I was just looking at the headphones, trying to pick a good brand, having a good time and suddenly a worker who sounded like a grumpy middle-aged woman just yelled "MAURICE, GREETING CARD DEPARTMENT, GET YOUR BUTT OVER HERE." Still don't know what happened...
I don’t know about other people but I purposely say weird stuff to confuse bystanders so I’m waiting to see one of my convos one day.
There's too much possibility (probability) that these are simply made up, either by the person posting them or by the "friend of a friend" who supposedly heard them. The chance that most of these conversations actually occurred is slim to none.
I once knew about a couple who had sex in Walmart from a cruise I was on.
Wow! That’s what I call long distance relations!
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Sometimes I pull it because it’s easier to grab things and tout the, in the cart instead of leaning over the front or having to go around the cart. And I can do it without taking up the aisle.
Load More Replies... They're not bashing anyone. They're making fun of conversations they heard. It's not the same thing
Load More Replies... I wasn't in Walmart, but in school once I heard a girl scream: "I'M A BIGASS LOLLIPOP!"
Today I was at my local Walmart and I was just looking at the headphones, trying to pick a good brand, having a good time and suddenly a worker who sounded like a grumpy middle-aged woman just yelled "MAURICE, GREETING CARD DEPARTMENT, GET YOUR BUTT OVER HERE." Still don't know what happened...
I don’t know about other people but I purposely say weird stuff to confuse bystanders so I’m waiting to see one of my convos one day.
There's too much possibility (probability) that these are simply made up, either by the person posting them or by the "friend of a friend" who supposedly heard them. The chance that most of these conversations actually occurred is slim to none.
I once knew about a couple who had sex in Walmart from a cruise I was on.
Wow! That’s what I call long distance relations!
Load More Replies... Sometimes I pull it because it’s easier to grab things and tout the, in the cart instead of leaning over the front or having to go around the cart. And I can do it without taking up the aisle.
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