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Eavesdropping isn't cool. But if you simply overhear two strangers whispering to each other (really loudly), that's not eavesdropping, that's just living in the city. And if their exchange turns out to be so funny, you just can't resist sharing it online, that's fine too. After all, who are they to take their dirty laundry to the streets? And don't worry if you're too afraid to post it on your Facebook wall. If you don't know who those people are and you don't want to damage your life on social media, just ask Denise McAllister. There are other ways to go about it.

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athornedrose
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

omg this needs to be so much higher!

Id row
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is both sad and true.

Luna Lovegood
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I too want too be girl with guy privileges. Sadly there are men out there who do not wish this. Equality I mean.

Nathan Anglesea (ScottishNate)
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Next up on "things that never happened but i'll pretend they did for attention on social media".

Melvin Dragvelk
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just what "privileges" do males have over females?

MammaG
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Going to make an expensive purchase and be asked where husband was. Try to not get ripped off at mechanic. Not being treated as a sexual object Not being treated as an incubator, a s**t, or a nanny, maid, and housekeeper (women in general, not specifically me) Not having another sex legislate to remove their rights Not receiving equal pay

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There's an Instagram account called Overheard LA and it's dedicated to such situations happening in Los Angeles, California. Stating that “We all have ears”, the creators have invited Angelenos to share some of the best lines that they have ever overheard and boy, did they deliver! Its founder, Jesse Margolis, started the account on a whim in 2015 after listening to a very Los Angeles conversation at a health food store. Now, it has over 1.3 million followers and multiple spinoffs including Overheard New York.

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    Aramis
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Need to remember this one for people like them

    Foxxy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate people that say things like that. Doesn’t matter who you are it doesn’t automatically make you entitled to treat people with disrespect.

    Esther
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amen, like how people don't look certain celebrities in the eye, that's dumb

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    Andres Tejeda
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A better response. "a better question, do I care who you are? The answer is no."

    Sunzilla
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Old joke, but still works.

    AuntyJem
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    PERFECT for such a person who clearly feels entitled

    Enuya
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was not very professional... still I was so satisfied hearing this!

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    Overheard LA gets about 100 conversation submissions every day. "We really try to select things that are both funny and feel like they are breaking new ground," Jesse told Bored Panda. "We get a lot of great submissions, and really try to post new, original content every day that doesn't feel stale."

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    Perfumista Perfumista
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My version of this is "No. I want to bury all evidence."

    Mary Montejo
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trench coat, sunglasses, cash only. You never saw me!!!

    CrunChewy McSandybutt
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I said something similar while buying a sex toy.

    Sunzilla
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL! I'll remember that one.

    Janine Randall
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had to buy tampons, ibuprofen and chocolate. Cashier asked if I'd found everything I needed. It was not a female.

    AzKhaleesi
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "We do not need to bring ink and paper into this." - Mitch Headberg

    MADELEINE KIMBALL
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I upvoted just so that it would be 444. You have no Idea the satisfaction this brings me

    Celtic Pirate Queen
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mitch Hedberg: "No, I do not need a receipt. We do not need to bring paper and ink into this transaction. I cannot imagine a scenario where I have to prove I purchased this donut. - Don't even act like I didn't buy that donut, I have the documentation right here." Aw. Miss that kid.

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    Since 2015, the Overheard "empire" has expanded quite a bit. Jesse and his team have found ways to make the project more than a hobby as well. "We work with great companies, and have three branded accounts," he said. They are @OverheardBumble@OverheardLeLabo, and @OverheardUber.

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    Enuya
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Make Oceans Great Again" - beautiful!

    Foxxy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After seeing a turtle with a straw up it’s nose I always refuse straws when offered, so so sad.

    Hard 2 Guess
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That clip is so horrifying and heartbreaking, makes me sad every time I think of it.

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    Steve Cruz
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only DRAG QUEENS need a straw with a Margarita, so the salt doesn't ruin their lipstick.

    Magpie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is so polite and restrained by the staff..... to a rude hog.

    Miklós Nagy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So did they thrown their straws into the ocean before and not to the selective trash container?

    Rosie Hamilton
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some countries took other countries waste, for a fee, and then dumped it into the ocean. That is a large part of why it's so bad.

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    Harleen
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did he just assume a straws political identity?! :O

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    All of the ridiculous exchanges they read, however, haven't changed the way they view local citizens. "We love how people participate and contribute to Overheard. It's not just satire, but strangely it is also a form of community... a gathering place for Angelenos to laugh at ourselves."

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    Aramis
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Influencers should be wiped off the planet

    María Hermida
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Noooo. They should be deprived of all their electronic gadgets and their credit cards and their fashion clothes and left to leave on the streets for a couple of months.

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    Giorgio Prodoti
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Influencers are the answer to the businessmen that want to pay freelancers in visibility

    Enuya
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah... Anonymous Waiter, you rules! We need more people like you.

    Foxxy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find this so rude, I keep hearing about “influencers” doing this kind of thing all the time.

    Christina Sersif
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'd think with all those followers you'd have plenty of money.

    Grace Wiebe
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When Instagram fame goes to people's heads & they use it to manipulate & get what they want. Sad.

    Harleen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remember those popular kids you hated in middle school? That's a social media influencer - even worse, they expect payment/free stuff for being popular. It's absofuckinglutely ridiculous.

    Natalie Kirman
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like customers who think giving someone exposure and sharing their work is a type of payment

    Id row
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have paid to see the look on her stupid face.

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    "We have several other accounts," Jesse added. "@OverheardNewYork@OverheardSanFrancisco@OverheardLondon and @OverheardUniversity. We are [also] coming out with a newsletter in a few months." You can sign up for it here.

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    Foxxy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha, gotta love that kid.

    A B C
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That kid is going places.

    danielw
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    stand up comedy could be their calling.

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    Grumble O'Pug
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh dear, child actor hidden in the body of a 62 year old. Not as cute as you think.

    Alan Wilkening
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s not a plausible response from the mouth of a 9-year-old.

    Catlady6000
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't know many 9 yr olds. That's when they're just beginning to think like adults, but have not yet grown a filter. Love 8-11 yr olds.

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    Steve Cruz
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An adult offering to show body parts to a child needs to be instructed on "APPROPRIATE ADULT BEHAVIOR." Excellent response by the 9-y.o.

    Bob Ross
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This kid should get an oscar

    Susan Gardner
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    9-year-olds are, like, 18 these days in maturity

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    Angi Jiles
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I offered fresh, hot banana bread to someone and they said "I can't, I'm a vegetarian "

    Bored Moogle
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they assume "vegetarian" means "gluten-free".

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    Melvin Dragvelk
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Banana Bread is almost as addictive as heroin.

    Janine Randall
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know. I have a pretty serious addiction to carbs.

    Steve Cruz
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "One person's banana bread is another person's addiction."

    Sunzilla
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get this. Some people's bodies are just not designed to digest bread properly... Really sad.

    Grumble O'Pug
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    You can NOT be serious. This is hilarious!!!!!!

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    Annamay
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ohh!!! I love it!! I make the best banana bread.

    Marosfalvi Balázs
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyhitng can be a heroin/addiction...as this example gives us.

    Id row
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe there was heroin in the banana bread, lol.

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    Luna Lovegood
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this one! This would be me if I worked in an ambulance!

    glowworm2
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my gosh, this is adorable!

    Valereee
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's one way to get their attention !

    A. Jones
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a rough week and this makes me feel better.

    Norman van Druten
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "That's my kid in the seat next to me!!"

    Anne Reid
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an ambulance driver, I can confirm that I have done this. Also, when I was a park ranger I’d swing by the doggie runs and go over the P.A. To say, “who’s a good dog??” And when the pups were all looking around & confused, I’d yell “YOU ARE! YOU'RE A GOOD DOG!!” Sheer joyous pandemonium would ensue. It was awesome.

    Janelle Collard
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Now get out of my way!!"

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    Enuya
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good for him he is not ashamed of his work. I know few of those "Instagram personas" who are trying very hard to hide their "normal, casual lives" from other people.

    Marina
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that he/she thought he/she might be recognized due to his/her local popular ig doesnt say anything wrong about that person. People have to stop hatin' for no reason

    Luis Milian
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not a Instagram celebrity....yet

    DotC
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed a little harder than necessary at this.

    back atya
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes it could be, I get my mercedes washed there

    Steve Cruz
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You're an actor? What restaurant do you work at?"

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    Stevie B
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cue Mission Impossible music

    Nikki D
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I would have known that I could have asked for help, I hope this is common knowledge! If you feel weird, uncomfortable, scared, bad vibes or a gut feeling, get outta there! ALWAYS trust your gut, girls.

    Trin Merrick
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the UK and I think they do have it in other countries as well, you can go to bar staff or wait staff and “ask for Angela”, this is code for “get me the hell out of here, something is not right with my date”, and they will get you a taxi and escort you out the back to the taxi. I believe there may be drinks orders for specific things like getting the police if you are in serious trouble, but I can’t remember what they are.

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    elfin
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny, and possibly justified, but if the guy didn't do anything gross or threatening then this is a shoddy way to treat him. Women--and I am one--need to have the courage to speak out about what they feel. She can tell him she's leaving, then leave. She doesn't even have to explain why or answer questions, but leaving someone in doubt and hanging is rude.

    Cats999
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes the guy is just a creep though, so if she tells him she is leaving, the creep she is trying to get away from might try to follow her.

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    Mukami Njeru
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like Max from two broke girls

    Id row
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't end it there, I need closure on this!

    Steve Cruz
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Girl to Hostess" Did the Hostess help a 12-year-old sneak out of a "date" that should have been busted on Crimestoppers?

    M3era
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing implies that the girl is 12 years old...

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    Idiotnews
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This kid has a career at the CDC.

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    Daria B
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes I bark back. Once a dog actually shut up at my answer. But usually they go even crazier. Guess I can swear in dog language.

    Blue Cicada
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My neighbor's dog barks at me as if I'm an intruder in my own yard. Every. Damn. Day. I speak in a friendly and conversational manner about a "good boy," and he gets angrier. Sometimes I'm not in the mood, so I shout "Be _NICE_!" in my most teacher-y voice--and he shuts up immediately!

    Valereee
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll have to try it on my 2 Chihuahuas !!

    Id row
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are a lot of hidden gems like this when people talk to their pets. We all do it.

    MCathenaE
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read an article to my dog about how wild dogs don't naturally bark, it's not something they do once they mature. She did not listen & continues to bark at everything.

    Debbie
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my cappucino just splashed my screen!!!

    Doober
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the message though lol

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    athornedrose
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    always sad to hear people can't afford medical treatment

    debrina blackmoon
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    6 years ago

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    i will never be able to but it wouldn't help anyway

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    Erika Holzhausen
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can get therapy even if you're broke. You can get free therapy at your local university or community college if you are a student. If you see a psychiatrist (not a psychologist) you can get it covered by insurance, and if you do a bit of googling you can find free counseling from charities. Also your employer may have options as well

    Celtic Pirate Queen
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a really good friend. Twisted, but well intentioned.

    Wesley Liford
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice person, making their therapist think they're crazier than they are.

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    Alan Wilkening
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then she bought the rug.

    tuzdayschild
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But there ain't no way I'm ever gonna love you. Now don't feel sad. 2 out of 3 ain't shag.

    SMarriott
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure this was me...

    Nikki D
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So glad other people do this!

    Zsuzsanna Szucs
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Basically, that's me every time about everything in IKEA.

    Asia
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So true for most things in ikea...

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    Foxxy
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have just said thank you. The barista went out of his way to make a sandwhich on the house. Such a lovely thing to do.

    farbenzirkel
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was my first instinct, too. But then i thought: He is a regular... If he can't "afford" a sandwich the next days, it will be awkward... :)

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    Enuya
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, what a sweet and nice guy works there. Seems like he is a really good person.

    Aaron W
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I sat at the next table and heard this I would have sprayed my coffee.

    Sunzilla
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pure arsehole. Say thank you and give the sarmie to someone hungrier that you!

    Monika Soffronow
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please feel free to check your priorities. Using disparaging epithets about someone explaining what he meant in what could have turned into a very awkward situation, including him never returning as a customer, ought to come much lower on that list.

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    Akinwale
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A thank you" would be better

    Valereee
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh! She's wonderful... What the world needs more of !

    Harleen
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me: Ah. Well then... *takes giant bite of sandwich* waste not, want not!

    Steve Cruz
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too much information from the moron. Too much kindness from the Barista.

    Id row
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    D'oh! I would have gushed my gratitude, eaten half of it and saved half for later. But I've also said stupid things like this without thinking.

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    Wil Vanderheijden
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can imagine some entitled guy telling the announcer to make that call. I also can imagine the announcer being so fed up with those kinds of people that he made it just to have a good laugh.

    athornedrose
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i can't figure out if this was meant to be a literal dog or someone was looking for "my dawg, ray" and the announcer just went very literal with it.

    Cats999
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never thought about it that way, thank you for enlightening me

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    tuzdayschild
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ray is at gate 5 singing, "You Don't Own Me".

    Id row
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bonus: Ray was the husband of a woman with a wicked sense of humor.

    ALL-R-EQUAL
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is either the funniest prank or the stupidest person.

    Norman van Druten
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *What the dog understood* "Blah blah blah Ray blah blah blah Ray". So he just sat and wagged his tail like the good boy he is.

    Debbie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    some people... at least they tried

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    A B C
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dad has a point here. Period.

    Marina
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    6 years ago (edited)

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    Plastic bags are not necessary like a car and showers, are they?

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    Stille20
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yikes... throwing your spouse under the bus in front of her kids

    Stille20
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha, I just saw someone got epicly down-voted for the same kind of comment. The post is funny, but it's really not a sign of a good relationship

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    Kim Mahood
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oof, someone's in the middle of a divorce...

    Enuya
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if dad has a point here, he should not say this in front of his child. It's a bad attitude to disrespect the other parent - and pretty harmful too. Also, in long terms, I believe plastic is more harmful to environment than long showers.

    Monday
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or it could be harmless banter in a healthy, happy family. My parents talk like this about and to each other, it's just their sense of humour.

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    Aya Storm
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We sit here blaming each other for taking long showers or using plastic when it's the corporations that are the worst offenders. Even if every person on earth was eco friendly, we still wouldn't make a dent. It's up to the corporations to fix their own mistakes and messes and idiocy before they kill us all.

    Mark Sheffield
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one who has kids can ever claim to be green. Worst thing anyone can do for the planet.

    Id row
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All the world loves an idiot hypocrite.

    neighbor.no13
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    30mins showers and 1.5hrs bath.

    Tamicka
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I take like 5 minute showers but take long to get dressed cause I easily get distracted

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    glowworm2
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is me practically every day. I have anxiety issues--and yet somehow they help me get everything I need to done.

    Pretty Pangolin
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was just discussing this with a shrink - I'm stressed out a lot, but on the other hand I'm rarely surprised. Even my backups have backups.

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    Jay Tesst
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so relatable I almost started sobbing

    Evil Queen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most days you want to break down

    Annamay
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know this person! I'm her mother!

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    glowworm2
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He must have done something really bad if the cat unfollowed him!

    Sandra Mason
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    cats are a great judge of character... they don't like you.. you're outta here.

    Marina
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many cats dont like anyone so of you dont like people in general maybe you're right

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    Mia Cardenas
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's over if the cat un follows you

    Id row
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once you're on the outs with the cat, you know it's over.

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    Foxxy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha busted lol.

    Clemens Gaber
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But why? What's the problem with watching porn? Almost everyone does it. So feeling busted about it is pretty pointless.

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    Sunzilla
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excellent answer! i wonder if she made that up ?

    Taryn Wallace
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Part of me wants her to have made it up because it's brilliant but the other part of me REALLY wants it to be true...

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    Niffler_13
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In what ways does She look at lot like her Brother???

    SMarriott
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I fine this very hard to believe, "my brothers in porn and i look like him".. Na that didn't happen. I mean what kind of restaurant is this?

    Ren Paley
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But is it gay porn? Cause that would be a lot more awkward than straight porn

    Steve Cruz
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "From the neck up or the waist down?"

    Id row
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder how many shades of red he turned.

    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a guy say this to me...he was eating at a restaurant and I recognized his face, but couldn't remember his name. I approached him and said "Where do I know you from?" Without hesitation, he looked at me straight faced and said "I'm in porn." Turned out we hung out at the same club.

    Jose Antonio
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    am i missing something? it says waitress(Lady)...but the waitress says she looks alot like her brother?....

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    A B C
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Priorities set straight and easy

    Ashley Say Whaat?!?
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha seems like they have a close mother son relationship! So cute!

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    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They'll renew their friendship after the divorce.

    Luis Milian
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "oh, is he right behind me?" "no, he is right in front of you"

    Id row
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Classic rookie friend mistake, lol.

    Magpie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Owch! and no where to back down to. ( the splleing is intended)

    Delilah Jones
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Brother: rants on and on about psycho ex-girlfriend he just left. Me: "Man, she's crazy. I can't believe you dated her for that long." 2 years later My Brother with psycho ex: "We're married and having a baby!"

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    Sasy
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    see that was like hot dog water :P

    Stevie B
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the wrong kind of friend. Sometimes, you just need to let them live in ignorant bliss for a bit.

    Foxxy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A good friend would have let her believe what she originally thought.

    Hard 2 Guess
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, a good friend would have but a best friend will shot you down to reality.

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    Valereee
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha, ha, ha...I can relate !

    Laura Martin
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, let the poor thing have her moment!

    Id row
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pin meets balloon, lol.

    Nikki D
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hello darkness my old friend..

    bibina180
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She doesn't got it. Her glasses.

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    Enuya
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My life summed up in two sentences.

    Magpie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no ! don't put yourself down like this. ..... there's plenty of stinkers that will do it. Save your energy for something else. ......like running away from those stinkers.

    Pretty Pangolin
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any man that I would date needs to be pretty exceptional - I've got more issues than National Geographic!

    Stille20
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel that in my soul. I'm in a new relationship and when asked I said "surprisingly we are still together"... there is literally nothing wrong with either of us... but still

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    Asia
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love banana flavoured hot chocolate... Does it make me a psycho? :D

    Rinpai
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah thats actually really good. 85° bakery has the best banana hot choco. Besides it really just makes sense. Bananas and chocolate pairing well is nothing new, why would pairing them as a warm drink be any different?

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    A B C
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get why people order these overflavoured) attes all the time. That's more like ordering a custom soda than a coffee.

    Aya Storm
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And? It's literally a place meant to do that.

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    Id row
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More respect if they had ordered a regular ol' cup of coffee like a normal person.

    Stormschance
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Orders a latte. Gets asked if I want a flavour in it. Me: coffee is a flavour.

    Jode Raleigh
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wtf. That's not respect. Those are nasty. I'm a barista.

    Erik Granqvist
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Coffee is only acceptable in one way: black, just a tad more fluent then tarmac.

    Susan Gardner
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously, NO ONE in LA orders 'as is' on the menu lol

    MN Free Spirit
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The looks I get when I just order a black house coffee with room for cream. Not from the barista, the other patrons.

    Sunzilla
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Half shot Irish cream grande latte (if I can afford it), otherwise... regular for me too 😔

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    Enuya
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems like he dodged the bullet.

    A B C
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh how I love that people, I mean, influencers don't have an opinion anymore. Why would you ask thousands of strangers such thin instead of deciding for yourself if you'd want to ask that person out or not. -.-

    Jasmine Walker
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like the girl who killed her self because an Instapoll told her too?

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    Gay Panda
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Half of me wants him to actually have a boyfriend and be very gay. Actually, scratch that. All of me wants him to actually have a boyfriend and be very gay.

    Harleen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait...... she took a photo of a stranger, put it online with a poll asking if she should ask him out? And not ONE person told her what a creep she is?? People voted that it was totally ok for her to do it. Wtf is wrong with people today?!

    Gay Panda
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another good comeback would have been "You know you should never trust Insta polls" lol. That was a joke by the way.

    Shull GaRett
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG... i was not aware that Instagram had polls... and furthermore that people used those to make decisions...

    Laana
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this really a thing nowadays? Creepy.

    Id row
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure he was single and straight but wanted to avoid that walking nightmare.

    Susan Gardner
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've got some insta bullsh*t for you lol

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    Iapetos
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People seem so afraid of anything that's vegan. We here in Austria have a saying: What the farmer doesn't know, he doesn't eat.

    Mike
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not necessarily anti-vegan. Vegan food tends to cost more. When she's paying, she can order what ever she wants.

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    Diana Eriksson
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't it the daughters choice what she wants to eat?

    DE Ray
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends on a fair number of factors - my 4 year old nephew chooses candy and marshmallows for breakfast, lunch and dinner, my 6 year old niece wants to eat a unicorn. So it's not their choice what they want to eat.

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    borklaser
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like my dad. Joke was on him when he didn't buy me non dairy ice cream on a road trip, I'm lactose intolerant and had eye watering gas in really close quarters.

    thetruth isoutthere
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You'll support horrifically cruel and unnecessary Dairy like everyone else"

    Steve Cruz
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If vegan chia pudding is available, why not? If it's not, then smile, wink and don't buy her anything.

    danielw
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So... I had to go and look up what chai pudding is. based solely on the pictures, it's a giant bowl of nope. The texture looks like bubble tea... without the tea.

    Mia Cardenas
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He should be glad his daughter does not fit in in the same box as everybody else. I appreciate individuality

    Benderong
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Downvote this post if angry vegan

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    Shull GaRett
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So in other words she does not give a c**p... She just enjoys her life as it is

    Ashley Say Whaat?!?
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a great night! I love hanging out with my momma!

    Id row
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She needs some sugar to counteract all that bitter.

    Stille20
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha, you could have a date on Saturday.

    María Hermida
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    6 years ago

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    I'm not surprised she's alone. She's a sour person. That's a a really disagreeable comment: "I'm here with you because I have nothing better to do!" What a cow!

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    Giovanni
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Without Hermione those traps would have killed 2 students and 0 dark lords, good job Hogwarts staff

    Stille20
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like this is common knowledge

    I'm A Lazy Panda
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the sentiment, but wouldn't Hermione have died first? You know, in the bathroom with the troll?

    Layla
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the other hand, Hermione wouldn't have been crying in the troll bathroom during Halloween feast if Ron hadn't said mean things about her to Harry

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    Emily Ashcraft
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    as a Harry Potter fan, i can totally stand behind this; as it is 100% true.

    Roonil Wazlib
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very true, but Harry is the sassiest. And Weasley is our king.

    Foxxy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never even thought of that but it is so very true.

    Id row
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And without Harry, Voldemort would have won. Not sure what the point is here.

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    Alan Wilkening
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My favorite color is Clear.

    PandaLover
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    rose gold is a beautiful colour! this girl has good taste!

    Sue Prewitt
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my husband always says his favorite is sky blue pink

    Aya Storm
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would make the prettiest fade or shade of purple....

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    Eric Lambrecht
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my favorite color is cerulean leather with a forest green tint

    Twenty øne doggos
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to say that my favorite color was rainbow

    Magpie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is really pretty. My favourite colour is ALL OF THEM.

    Valereee
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's gonna be a tough one !

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