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Tom Toro is a prolific cartoonist and author, known for his contribution of over 200 cartoons to The New Yorker since 2010. A finalist for the National Cartoonist Society Reuben Award in 2020, Toro is also the mind behind the syndicated comic strip Home Free.
As a lecturer represented by Cassidy & Fishman, Toro shares his expertise in cartoon art. His academic background includes attending NYU graduate film school, producing films featured at major festivals like Sundance and Cannes, and an undergraduate degree from Yale, where he was notably the captain of the national-champion lightweight rowing team and cartoon editor for the Yale Herald. Born in El Cerrito, California, Tom now resides in Portland, Oregon, with his family and pet.
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FranklySpeaking 1 year ago (edited)
I think the point is that even if you do see it all those idiots prevent you from getting off the tracks.
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sbj 1 year ago
I've never seen the point of these as you just make the leaves someone else's problem
Mark Angus 1 year ago
It's kind of like being the owner of a McDonald's franchise group not everybody gets it
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François Carré 1 year ago
AND uselessly disturbing soil microbiology and spreading in the air all sorts of bacteria and micropollutants that would quietly stay down there otherwise. This is one of the dumbest inventions ever.
David Clemens 1 year ago
The most useless thing I've ever seen. why ? In god's name do people buy such c**p because they're nabours have one
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The Rouge Beast 1 year ago
You only get spoiled like that if your parents like you and are trying to buy you off.
Lotekguy 1 year ago
Spoiling like that doesn’t prove liking or loving the child. It may be bitter exes trying to outdo each other for spite.
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Fire Singer 1 year ago
I thought they were beavers at first but their tails didn't match up so it took me a sec to figure it out not gonna lie! They're cute though and better than anything I could draw lol!
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Anonymous 1 year ago
Yes, their guilty pleasure would be exposed if they swam above the water.
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Just-A-Black-Cat 1 year ago
My eyelashes are naturally super long, and so whenever I go outside I seriously feel like they are frozen together lol
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Diana Burnwood 1 year ago
Yes, but only one. There may be room for two replies but no more of either
Natty Tempest 1 year ago
I don't like that bit about my neighbours llama! Can we change that? And what if I really like him, but not his wife?
Bruce Wollen 1 year ago (edited)
"My next door neighbor moved across town. Is it okay to covet his wife now?"
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Bill Swallow 1 year ago
... One of the people in the crowd REALLY needed to look like Bill Murray...
Ryan Mercer 1 year ago (edited)
30 years ago I lived next door to Disneyland and went many times. I really enjoyed the Pirates of The Caribbean ride. There wasn't one Jack Sparrow, because that movie didn't exist when the ride was built. Well kids must have kept asking about it, because now it's a Jack Sparrow ride. The movie rewrote it's identity, by force.
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Kimm Goding 1 year ago
Wow-only alive for 1 day & have more of a social life than I do! How sad is that!
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Elinor Zen 1 year ago
no, it's antisemitic. Hanukka is not about dreidel. it's about a victory of indigenous people led by Maccabi siblings over Greek-Syrian colonialists. nowadays Hanukka decorations are over-the-top and the celebration itself is always a hit. any party can be boring, depends on a family.
Tiffany R 1 year ago
How is a toy/gambling thing that is Jewish antisemitic? Nowadays Christmas decorations are over the top and because Christians wanted to integrate pagans, they integrated pagan things to a non-pagan holiday. It's suspected that the birth of Jesus was spring/summer yet we being in evergreens around Yule because of pagan tradition for Jesus's half birthday.
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Auntriarch 1 year ago
They'll be jealous in the summer when everyone else is wearing beech shorts
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Ryan Mercer 1 year ago
We have tamaracks around our house. They're conifers, but they're needles turn yellow in autumn and then fall off. This usually happens just as the other trees drop their remaining leaves, so it gives us a couple extra weeks of fall colors. Also, it's a much nicer wood to burn than pine.
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Epona 1 year ago (edited)
This is giving me Queen Cimorene vibes from the book Dealing with Dragons by Patricia C. Wrede. Cimorene, then a princess, is bored (she likes fencing and other things that "aren't proper") and dissatisfied with her suitors so she runs away to live with a dragon. There's a whole series (The Enchanted Forest Chronicles). They're YA but I've read them as an adult because I still like YA books even though I'm in my 40s
Theresa Brown 1 year ago
I hope you know that that book series is the worst I've read in my entire life. I hope it burns. I hope you burn those books if you still have them.
Epona 1 year ago (edited)
Wow! I'm sorry you didn't like them. I hope you find something to read that makes you happier. I will not burn any of my books. I'm curious though, why did you keep reading them if you hated them so much? Did you think they would "get better"?
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Andre van Kammen 1 year ago
And then the time machine did a reply all and an infinite number of him appeared.
Load More Replies... Natty Tempest 1 year ago
"dear Bernice in Accounting. Your soft, plump lips shaping my name have been the highlight of the morning briefing for so long, yet I yearn..."
FranklySpeaking 1 year ago
Yes, thank you. Now do all the other emails where people were stupid and hit "reply all."
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Lotekguy 1 year ago
Still in beta. Our future overlords are working out the kinks. For now, do you both like Pina Coladas?
FranklySpeaking 1 year ago (edited)
That "algorithm" was just random chance. If there was a real algorithm they'd have to charge you a lot more.
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Janissary35680 1 year ago
The reason more aliens don't visit Earth is because our Yelp reviews are so terrible.
NicJCal 1 year ago
Maybe the Earth's Population is an "Alien Experiment". They come back to see how well everything is progressing. Reason they don't land on Earth......IT'S NOT GOING WELL AT ALL!!! Everything is :terrible, awful, appalling, frightful; hideous, grim, ghastly, shocking, revolting, repulsive, horrid, horrendous, horrifying and repellent!! After seeing that abortion; they zoom back to outer-space as fast as they can!!! Amen!!
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Tiffany R 1 year ago
Sucking up dead and compressed algae that they label as fossil fuels, not understanding the fluctuations of temperature, the wobbling and flipping of the magnetic poles. How people think trees are THE solution for carbon sequestration, and then state it only captures 17% of the CO2 in the US, while it holds 87% and grasslands are better at carbon sequestration, and also puts it into the ground to fertilize the soil to increase diversity of plant life to help with the diversification of animal life... But no... Lest plant mono-forests, destroy the environment for a lot of animals, "fix the water system" by spraying silver iodide into the atmosphere to cause massive flooding and massive droughts. People can't even see present information... I see the ice cap melting durcto polar flip and ice age in the next millennia.
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Just-A-Black-Cat 1 year ago (edited)
Me honestly, I wouldn't care. I'd hug that dog and kick the dude off. Sorry, but I prefer animals more than people. *guys it's supposed to be a joke because I don't like people and I love animals so sorry if I offended u*
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The Rouge Beast 1 year ago (edited)
Yes... Yes we were. We were really high. Maybe even drunk, too.
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Mark Rennison 1 year ago
Is this from the one with the whimsical mouse ears or the one with the whimsical horns?
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Florian Hett Otto 1 year ago
Exactly, and this goes for every woman who dares ask that question!
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FranklySpeaking 1 year ago
Funny how the "originalists" choose to interpret The Founding Fathers in ways that are diametrically opposed to the Founders' intent.
Bill Swallow 1 year ago
... ESPECIALLY since, ya know, we have their notes, letters, and other writings. Gods Forbid they read them and discuss them publicly.
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Great drawing of all the Supreme Court Justices, especially Clarence Thomas, who is on thin ice.
Eric Martinez 1 year ago
Actually the Separation of Church and State refers to the fact that they didn't want one religion having control what the government does. The Church of England had their hands in everything the Monarch did and at times had their own agenda. So our founding Fathers wanted to make sure that didn't happen again. But same goes for the Church not wanting the government telling them what to do, or what they could or couldn't preach about. It didn't mean anything about having some sort of prayer before a meeting or session and if you didn't want to participate you didn't have to. That's what the separation was originally intended for.
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Alice Engstrom 1 year ago
That was my thought too! Are you really Swedish?
Load More Replies... Bill Swallow 1 year ago
Just like when they raise the draw span on the Woodrow Wilson Bridge on the DC Beltway.
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Collwyn Cleveland 1 year ago
At least they won't remember how they butchered you.
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Alice Engstrom 1 year ago
A cartoon showed a man joining the rest of the gang on horseback. He was wearing a mask of bananas. Another guy said to him: "Bandanas! I said bandanas,!
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Stan Yockey 1 year ago
On the upside, a future Supreme Court will completely misinterpret that original intent...
Alice Engstrom 1 year ago
So loading a musket is as fast as loading all the modern mass killing rifles?
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The Rouge Beast 1 year ago
Harder to tell if you're a what? This is ridiculous. People are so scared to offend anybody that entire jokes are ruined. F**k you and your f*****g feelings.
Stephanie Sivula 1 year ago
Oh my days, calm down. Not worth getting that worked up mate.
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Bill Swallow 1 year ago
Should just turn Wallace and Gromit loose on that pile. Or Red Green and a truckload of Duct Tape.
FilthyPsychonaut 92 1 year ago
This was the first time I've ever seen someone mention Red Green.
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Just-A-Black-Cat 1 year ago
Flying Fish! I don't believe they are talked about enough, honestly.
Alycia Walker 1 year ago
Umm.. actually they're salmon going upstream to breed. Flying fish are in Warren Atlantic waters.
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WindySwede 1 year ago
The average temp on earth is 15C (as a fast google). An increase with 1,5C, could that be the same thing as your kid having a 40.7C temp and continues upwards? And you are not worried about global warming?
Ray Perkins 1 year ago
For people who think a few degrees isn't much, the last ice age was only 4 degrees cooler than it is now.
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Rinso the Red 1 year ago
*North. There's a northeast out here too and we're cold as hell.
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Arthur Waite 1 year ago
(don't tell anyone, but - we are participating in an experiment) Shhh!
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Apatheist Account2 1 year ago
Well I suppose it's one way to achieve the number in the headline. It doesn't actually promise that there will be 71 *different* ones...
Apatheist Account2 1 year ago
Well I suppose it's one way to achieve the number in the headline. It doesn't actually promise that there will be 71 *different* ones...
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