40 One-Panel Comics By Jimmy Craig That Prove Humor Is Everywhere

Nicholas Cage enters the room.

This would make things a lot more interesting

So that's why they call it a bee!

B. E. E. I spelled be. I was spelling bee…

Hello Jenna, I'll try to tip well since your boss isn't paying a living wage and depends on customers to do the rest.

"How rude! I need to speak to your manager!" "Oh I can promise you she won't tolerate you at all."

Ain't it the sad truth.

yes more than one though

I rather have a cat but okay

He already taught her to beg.

How about a cat instead

The one and only true sign of commitment

Me all day long

I don't have a lil angel just 2 lil devils

*Burn baby Burn starts playing*

That's what you get for playing with fire and Gwyneth Paltrow's vaginal odor at the same time!

The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire.

That's ME!!! I would NEVER give a candle ad a gift. I do have some in a 5 gallon bucket for emergencies, but they'd have low metal candle holders, be on a cookie sheet, on the quartz counter and away from the edge. And I'd blow them out every time I left the room! I LOVE the battery votives! 🕯️

Blue Oyster Cult - Burnin for you

Oh, this one really makes me mad. No one cares!

And we really don't want to hear your conversations!! Everybody in the background should start replying to their conversations - loudly enough to be heard- then these idiots who go around talking on speaker would maybe take them off speaker and we wouldn't have to listen to them anymore.

I do not understand why people do this. Also, what's with playing music on your phone while walking around?

I not only hate having to listen to someone's conversation, I REALLY hate when people have you on speaker! Not that I'm saying anything I don't want people to know. But in an informal conversation you make noises hem and haw, sigh, grunt, etc. I used to work in customer service. If I thought I was on speaker when I answered, I'd say "hello? HELLO? I can barely hear you" When they turn off the speaker and ask if it was better. I'd say "MUCH!"

Even if the person has earbuds in, if they are basically yelling while chatting to someone over call, I still get super irritated.

No one wants to hear your playlist.

This is my brother-in-law... At every party, gathering , or visit, and no, not everybody likes your musical choices.

10 hours of Smash Mouth - All Star😏

Or "I can't wait for everyone in traffic to hear my playlist!"

Thus solving the riddle of "why are all those people stomping my boombox?"

I’m tearing up thinking about it

Where's my egg roll?!? 😱😫

I made an order once and they gave me pork instead of chicken. It tasted so weird.

"You make bad life choices, but will be blissfully unaware."

That fraudster is awfully judgy

They do indeed!

A sun on the elbow? Should be a spiders web. Although thanks for not showing us the devil cherub on the bum.

It's hot and stuffy and smells of dirty carpets and sin. There's a big clock that ticks really loudly and slowly