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Since a young age, Mark Anderson was drawing and telling jokes, therefore, it was only a matter of time before he became an acknowledged cartoonist.

Mark's one-panel comics range from Cupid jokes to business gags to music ones that fit perfectly, as he graduated from the University of Northern Iowa with a music degree. What started as a personal passion has now blossomed into his full-fledged career. Additionally, the artist is a member of the National Cartoonists Society and has been a featured speaker at their annual Reuben Awards.

So, without further ado, we invite you to explore his witty humor, and for more information, read the interview with Mark below.

More info: andertoons.com | Instagram | twitter.com | Facebook

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Lotekguy
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not a bad song, but it lasts too long.

Deson
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The hold music that my work uses (and yes I hear this a lot) can best be described as "Demented Ice Cream Truck".

Cosmikid
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Newest work by Philip Glass, of course.

Danish Susanne
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1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would skip that concert. This next piece will take all evening.

SDLT010
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And on my next piece I will use a guitar to finger A Minor

Steve Robert
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And plays it for two hours straight, and then walks off the stage.

First of all, Mark shared a bit more about himself: “I’m a full-time cartoonist based in the Chicago area. I’m married with two kids, two cats, and a house full of LEGO. I went to school for music, worked on cruise ships for a while playing piano and trombone, finished up my degree, worked selling fasteners, metal coil, and advertising, and then tried my hand at cartooning. You know, your standard path to a career in cartoons.”

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    Cosmikid
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hot DAMN this is gonna be Pulitzer for sure!!!! Posthumous, maybe, but Pulitzer!!

    Foxglove🇮🇪
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, Teresa Mannion was the original and best https://www.irishtimes.com/news/offbeat/the-internet-s-take-on-teresa-mannion-what-you-need-to-know-1.2457215

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    Rick Rose
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And STILL no one talkin' 'bout the cameraman.

    Janet Howe
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always knew it would happen. If only he'd weighed 30 pounds more...

    Wherefore?
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... this was channel 5 meteorologist Ray O'Shay.

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    Cosmikid
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see. Tell me, do you have fantasies about going.. you know... furry?

    Marzipanda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Third bed's the charm. Sweet dreams!

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For a complete diagnosis, he needs to ask whether the beds are already occupied and by whom.

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    We wanted to learn more about the theme in the comics, therefore, we asked Mark to describe the essence behind Andertoons. He replied: “Oh boy, that’s a tough one. I feel weird describing what makes me different or interesting or special (I think it’s the midwesterner in me), so here are the cartoonists that influenced me the most: Peter Arno, Charles Addams, Chon Day, Sidney Harris, Ed Emberly, Henry Martin, Mischa Richter, Lee Lorenz, Charles Schulz, Bill Watterson, Gary Larson, Darwyn Cooke, and Richard Thompson. Check them out and you’ll have a good idea of the ingredients that make up whatever style and/or slant I have.”

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    Cosmikid
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never go for tacos (will you get sauce on your shirts??) on a first date; so this must be a long standing fantasy ...

    LizzieBoredom
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You just discovered you'd trade self-discovery for tacos.

    Sans Serif
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is little in life that can't be delayed... for tacos!

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    Cosmikid
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some days I think I was just MADE this way- I'm helpless!

    Wherefore?
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get all pumped up and off I go.

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "My career demands it of me. I blame the high school guidance counselor who started me on this path."

    LizzieBoredom
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'm not sure where my attention seeking behavior comes from. I flip-flop about it".

    Janet Howe
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I don't know. All my life I've just been a big windbag. And no, that wasn't me passing gas. I just have a slow leak under my left arm."

    Nimitz
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remember when attention seeking morons weren't Nazi sympathizers in congress or orange faced wannabe dicktators, who are also Nazi sympathizers? I remember

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    In order to understand the artist more, we were curious to learn about Mark’s creative process. He shared how he finds his inspiration: “When I’m writing cartoons I’m reading a lot - mostly magazines. And it’s not about what I find interesting, it's reading just about anything and waiting for something to pop out at me. A word, a phrase, an idea… And when it does I kind of stare off into space for a while and turn it over in my head. Can I reverse it? Can I exaggerate it? Can I point something out? It’s not that organized but that’s kind of what it’s like. Then I write down my idea and go back to reading.

    I do that until I reach whatever number of cartoons I need to do and then I leave it to sit for a few days. If after a few days, I still find them funny, then it’s onto the art.

    The art is frankly the easy part. (That’s not to say I’m a great artist, but after more than 25 years I have a few tricks up my pen.) Mostly I worry about clarity and understandability. You’ve got about 5-7 seconds for the reader to understand the scene, find who’s talking, and get the joke. So clarity is key.”

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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So sad to think of all the readers here who are not Peanuts fluent...

    Frogspawn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ngl, I'm also old and it took me a sec for it to compute.

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    flower petals
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing in the world is better than a warm puppy 🐶☺️

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    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The crank made Jack cranky. Origin of that addition to the lexicon?

    Marzipanda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just slip out the back, Jack...

    Nimitz
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Though as an introvert, I will admit if you jack my crank, I do tend to spring forth ; )

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    A big part of Mark’s life was also music. We asked the artist to share his journey from a career in music to becoming a full-time cartoonist.“I always knew I wanted to do one of two things, be a musician or a cartoonist. (My high school guidance counselor was horrified.) I went to school for music, played semi-professionally for a while, and then got married.

    The thing is when you’re newly married and working a day job, trying to gig at night is not a great way to go. So I stopped music and decided I’d give cartooning a try. It was a creative outlet I could do at home and work, and it was quiet and didn’t disturb the neighbors.

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    I started selling cartoons to magazines within about three or four months and landed my first big one, Reader’s Digest, after about 6 months. My editors were very kind and gave me a lot of good advice. One thing I’ll always remember is one editor encouraging me saying 'your art’s not great, but you’re a good writer. And good writing will carry bad art.' He was right.

    After a few years, I’d built up a small client base and thought I could probably make this work as a career. So I quit my job and started cartooning full-time. Well, not exactly full-time, my wife was pregnant at the time and we agreed that I’d quit my job, be a stay-at-home dad, and try to make a go at cartooning. Looking back it seems crazy, but it worked out.”

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    Cosmikid
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Elon! I warned you about those mushrooms!

    LizzieBoredom
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Godzillow; Godzilla's real estate agent sister.

    Janet Howe
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "What cell provider do you use, Godzilla? Really? I'm sure we can do better. You'll have much better coverage under water. We now have octopus carrying antennas."

    Marek Čtrnáct
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    - It looks like Godzilla, but due to international copyright law, ir's not. - Still, we should run as if it IS Godzilla! - Though it's not.

    Sans Serif
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's all mozilla's fault -- he started it!

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    Deson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is in reference to Leonardo Da vinci. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vitruvian_Man

    Cosmikid
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    was so hung up on aliens it blew right past me!! :-)

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    Marzipanda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quick, we'll need a circle and square chalk outline.

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Landing on the wrong planet as an undocumented alien can be dangerous.

    Mark’s work has been featured in various prestigious events and institutions. The artist also shared other highlights of his cartoonist career.

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    “I’ve both worked hard and been incredibly fortunate. I’ve been in most of the big magazines except for Playboy and the New Yorker. Some of the organizations I’m proudest to have sold to include Amazon, GE, GM, NASA, and National Geographic. I have one cartoon in the Smithsonian Museum of American History. I got to see it in person a few years back and it was a deeply weird moment.

    I do a lot of teaching now at schools and libraries. I teach kids how to draw dinosaurs, robots, sharks, monsters… It’s super fun and silly and I hope that I’m sort of sharing my love of cartoons with kids who might not get a lot of that anymore.

    As for the future, I’d still like to self-publish a collection of my work before I retire. I wouldn’t mind doing a kids' book. And hey, New Yorker, if you’d like to publish just one cartoon, it’d be nice to say I was a New Yorker cartoonist. But mostly I’m fairly content with my place in cartooning.”

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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol! Dangerous programming coming soon..

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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one just makes me think we're doomed as a species.

    Melissa Leyva
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That seems like something that would actually be fun. People have always liked image illusions.

    And lastly, Mark added: “I’m a big fan of willful naïveté. I’ve always assumed I could do stuff. Music, stay-at-home dad, cartooning, etc… It’s not a confidence thing, I just never saw a reason why not. I guess you could say that’s silly, or ignorant, or dangerous, but it never occurred to me that things wouldn’t work out. So give some willful naïveté a try.

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    Also, don’t take things so seriously. And go draw something. Be happy.”

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    Cosmikid
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "How to live to 100" - man, I hate when the secrets leak...

    Lotekguy
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    Valuable message, if death is one's midpoint.

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    Cosmikid
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm impressed! No BS there! I'm guessing the artist has a side degree in "Professional Obfuscatory Bloviation And Obscurant Sub-Dialect Manipulation"

    Janet Howe
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And always leave 'em laughing.

    Doofnuts
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy c**p! I actually understood this-- Well it's like my mom used to say "what the f**k is wrong with you?"

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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, Matisse, Shirley? Toulouse to be Picasso-

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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I cud use some fresh milk. Think I'll hoof it over.

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    Cosmikid
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So your fantasies of me include my actually answering you. Huh. . Even more delulsional than I had guessed..

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    Cosmikid
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's sitting on it. Well ahead of the scheme.

    Marzipanda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dunno, should I jump the shark on this one?

    PrettyJoyBird
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gonna rock, gonna rock around the clock tonight. ....rockin' and rollin' all week long.... remix mash up of both themes comin straiiiiight at ya on tha top o the hour guys & gals!

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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The whales pay for these diversionary tours in ambergris, of course. Very profitable arrangement.

    Janet Howe
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if Captain Ahab could have envisioned whale vomit being more valuable than whale oil?

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    Doofnuts
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahhh, a lot like watching the submarine races in Palos Verdes in southern California.

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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is love without life and laughter?

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems reasonable. Arrows don't grow on trees, y'know. Well, they sorta do, but not directly. Still gotta feed the middlemen.

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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find a little Tamari really adds the best accent, atho- I've heard Americans WILL use ketchup...

    Moë
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We know it’s not fancy but we love our ketchup it’s practically the only thing we can agree on here

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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For vultures who can't decide between dead and deader.

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    Wherefore?
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the therapist needs a therapist!

    Cosmikid
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The #1 rule for hypnotists, don't get so relaxed listening to yourself that you fall off the cliff...

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hypnosis by empathy never caught on because it often caused the opposite of relaxation.

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    Cosmikid
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this septacycle is rotationally divergent- that figures into all the bandages.

    Doofnuts
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really, rotationally divergent? A little full of ourself, aren't we Cosmikid?

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    Cosmikid
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL!! Why, yes, I can call myself one, in fact. Oh, I see you've unfortunately acquired a feral - not wild - Green Bellied Orinoco Giant Cayman- you do realize this is a juvenile, right? I'm afraid too many pet shops are unaware that members of the Caimaninae sub family just do not have the same docility we associate with alligators- so people tend to dump them in the parks once they eat a dog or two...

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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why yes, I was homeschooled, why do you ask?

    Phil Hoyt
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's hilarious. You can look at ANY study, and homeschooled kids do better in EVERY category, including social interactions. This myth was created by schoolteachers in order to keep their jobs, but the data shows it's just not true.

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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Queue is the letter Q with a bunch of silent vowels lined up next to it.

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You must be visiting from America. Over here, it's the queue for the line."

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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    However, Upper Management has determined that we will do better if we actually consider the dimension of "time" in our plots.. um, calculations....

    nottheactualphoto
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, "plot" is correct. Plot a course, Mister Sulu. Set the controls for the heart of the sun.

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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was hoping for Amontillado - but... too obscure, maybe? :-)

    Ken Beattie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You wanted the speed limit to be about a guy embalmed in a cask of wine?

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    George Dabrowski
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There should also be a speed limit sign on the trash basket with flies and garbage in it: "LARVO"...

    Moosy Girl
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better than a tempo giusto. :p

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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Egregious hazelnut shorting!! Truly vicious.

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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, a priest, a minister, and a rabbit.... walk into a comedy club. Bouncer says- "Cripes you morons, we've already heard that typo joke too many times... Out!"

    Amara
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And we all know why imam wasn't added 💀

    George Dabrowski
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, a Nun, a Cardinal and a bear walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll it be folks?" The nun says,"I'll have a beer, bring some bird seed for the Cardinal, and a priest for the bear." What do you think? Letterman? 🐸(Yeah, maybe Carson...)

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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, my lord! I am SO happy to know that Kilroy is not extinct!!

    Jim Clarke
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you know? It says he WAS here not, IS here. He may very well be extinct. Schrodinger's Kilroy

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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL. "Statistics for Fun and Profit" - the professor can find a way to rearrange the data-

    Kittylover368
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shut up schools over for me. (Just had to use that “-“ not trying to be mean)

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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately, his name was "Otto", not "Auto", so his navigational skills were quite low.

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    The driver couldn't see sailboats or bicycles, either.

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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are those - like the twerp who down voted this one to -1, because it didn't get it- that are unable to outsmart a whack-a-mole game. The mole is too smart - for you. For them- stupid gophers are provided- that will sit to be hit. Yup. Looking at you, twerp.

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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How will they know when a door or wheel comes off?

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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And seriously; it helps us do our job, of weeding out the sick, weak, and stupid, you know.

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    Cosmikid
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, my. Some education from the Roma is just around the corner...

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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank god he's not thinking Full Monty yet!!

    Ken Beattie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's worse than that though, he's a gin rummy.

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    Cosmikid
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Elizabeth! I ... I.... I'm CONFESSING! ... Yes! I HANKER for you.. With all my stomach...

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    Cosmikid
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Little Lord Fauntleroy is sick of being the 90 lb weakling.. and is gonna kick some bully butt.

    Amanda Baker
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He doesn't want to be a little lad anymore

    HTakeover
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pssst. Hey, hey, you got any more of that pixie dust? I need it for... uh... stuff.

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    Cosmikid
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you have any of that Lotus Pond Muddy brand from Japan?

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, let's try the local one, Shropshire Union canal, from the south side of the tannery

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    #40

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    Cosmikid
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The other side of the bed being vacant, this is clearly a very sad story of failed romance..

    flower petals
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes I wonder whether my memory foam wishes it could forget some things.. 😝😊

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    Cosmikid
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Old old joke (I love it) "Doctor- will I be able to play the violin- after my surgery?" "There's every reason to expect, after therapy, you'll play violin just fine." "That's great! I never have been able to !" Countless doctors have now experienced this joke. I always tease my surgeons- of course! - this doctor - is a lert. We need more lerts.

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    Cosmikid
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Or Try Our New Alternative Purchase Plan - Just Give Us The Money And Leave." for our Elite version, you aren't even bothered with a "receipt"...

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    Who - me?
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Charlie Brown's teacher - the early years!

    Cosmikid
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Linus : "Oh, Miss Othmar! Why, Miss Othmar...." in his dreams....

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    Cosmikid
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You may or may not be here. Heisenberg has issued a bull prohibiting us from definite statements."

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    Cosmikid
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    all you get is a big fat groan for that one.

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    Cosmikid
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "It THAT what that means?! I always thought they meant get a wiener dog! " (says the bovid)

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    Cosmikid
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Diversity always pays off. Ask Darwin.

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    #48

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    Cosmikid
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Linguistic inflation- every damn time.

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    Cosmikid
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had it turned on for the Board Meeting- did I forget to turn it back down?

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    Cosmikid
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL! "Yes, it's genetic, you know. I can't really take credit for my magnificence, it's just in my genes. Or .. jeans? Can never remember..."

    Nimitz
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go into any military or quazi-military middle manager's office and look at the "I Love Me" wall. They all have one and it's cringe af

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The signs were there.

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    Cosmikid
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'And with extra cheeseeeeee!"

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A sacred holy day in Chicago.

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    #52

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    Cosmikid
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find faking Tai Chi is much more impressive...

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    Cosmikid
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aspen twigs with pepperoni, a beaver favoite.

    S Chilstrom
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finally a beaver who knows how to relax.

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    Cosmikid
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol. "Look, we get smoked every 3 months already- you couldn't just wait like the rest of us??"

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    Cosmikid
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Very funny, Carl. Ha. Now can we get back to our detect, discover, examine, inspect, look at, mark, monitor, note, pay attention to, recognize, regard, scrutinize, study, view, watch, witnessing. .. Hm??"

    Deson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course it's in the last place you look. Who keeps looking after they've found something?

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    #56

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    Cosmikid
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Yes, but I am looking for something new, if you have suggestions?"

    #57

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    Cosmikid
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What?? He used deodorant yesterday- that's the best thing to cross her path in a year...

    #58

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    Cosmikid
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The music goes round and round... And it comes out HERE!" Alphonse- NOT NOW!

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    Cosmikid
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol. "Gimme that old time card punch, gimme that old time card punch; it's good enough for me!"

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    Cosmikid
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol Actually about 5 different beauties by now, isn't it? Fay, -

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All those planes shooting at him just might have been a factor, doc

    #61

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    Cosmikid
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "So. For bluffing purposes- you could probably pull off a bluff of 8 or so? With confidence? Only bluffing will get good raises, you know.

    S Chilstrom
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    1 year ago

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    Cosmikid
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol I see. Punching bags for the standard executive toy of steel ball pendulums. Good one.

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    Cosmikid
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they took the body with them; so, must be serious-

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    Cosmikid
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol Leben geht immer so!

    S Chilstrom
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't wait forever. Max Klinger is late for his appointment!!!

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    Cosmikid
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well. At least it hasn't degenerated to the "For Crissakes!" stage yet...

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    Cosmikid
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, dear, but didn't your friends tell you- the game is over a dinner time? And it's dinner time?

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    Cosmikid
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol!! Is a whiffle ball... plastic? It is. So this is ... plastic surgery counseling....

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    Cosmikid
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And Drop The Big Hammer. We KNOW- and you... are a booby.

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    Cosmikid
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah. Yep. zoom. Right over. But Marcel Marceau is always promising-?

    Donna Fox
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The joke here is based on a piece of music titled "4'33"" (pronounced "Four minutes, thirty-three seconds") by the experimental composer John Cage. This particular piece is infamous because it is performed without a single note being played. Instead, the musicians are instructed to not play their instruments for the duration of the titled time. The purpose of the piece is to emphasize the ambient sounds in the environment, making the listeners aware of the sounds that occur naturally in silence. In the context of karaoke, a participant would expect to sing along to a backing track, but if they chose "4'33"" there would be no music to sing to—just silence and whatever noise the audience makes. It’s a humorous and ironic situation to imagine at karaoke, which is all about singing and music.

    JB Hiller
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    4'33" is a reference to a piece by composer John Cage. It is 4'33" of silence.

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    Cosmikid
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Martha - I know you prefer to play hard to get- and I haven't been playing your game. Do you really think a mere 5 fine cheeses is enough to get me to fight my way through your barriers?"

    Auntriarch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm nastier than I thought, I was looking for the spring

    Danish Susanne
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand this. Can anyone explain?

    Ace
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Going through the maze to get the cheese? No, it's not very good, is it?

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