30 Black And White One-Panel Comics By A Talented Cartoonist

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Not a bad song, but it lasts too long.

Hot DAMN this is gonna be Pulitzer for sure!!!! Posthumous, maybe, but Pulitzer!!

I see. Tell me, do you have fantasies about going.. you know... furry?

Never go for tacos (will you get sauce on your shirts??) on a first date; so this must be a long standing fantasy ...

Some days I think I was just MADE this way- I'm helpless!

So sad to think of all the readers here who are not Peanuts fluent...

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The crank made Jack cranky. Origin of that addition to the lexicon?

Elon! I warned you about those mushrooms!

This is in reference to Leonardo Da vinci. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vitruvian_Man

lol! Dangerous programming coming soon..

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This one just makes me think we're doomed as a species.

"How to live to 100" - man, I hate when the secrets leak...

I'm impressed! No BS there! I'm guessing the artist has a side degree in "Professional Obfuscatory Bloviation And Obscurant Sub-Dialect Manipulation"

Picasso, Crayola Period.

More cowbell.

So your fantasies of me include my actually answering you. Huh. . Even more delulsional than I had guessed..

He's sitting on it. Well ahead of the scheme.

The whales pay for these diversionary tours in ambergris, of course. Very profitable arrangement.

Targeted dating.

I find a little Tamari really adds the best accent, atho- I've heard Americans WILL use ketchup...

When the therapist needs a therapist!

And this septacycle is rotationally divergent- that figures into all the bandages.

LOL!! Why, yes, I can call myself one, in fact. Oh, I see you've unfortunately acquired a feral - not wild - Green Bellied Orinoco Giant Cayman- you do realize this is a juvenile, right? I'm afraid too many pet shops are unaware that members of the Caimaninae sub family just do not have the same docility we associate with alligators- so people tend to dump them in the parks once they eat a dog or two...

Why yes, I was homeschooled, why do you ask?

However, Upper Management has determined that we will do better if we actually consider the dimension of "time" in our plots.. um, calculations....

I was hoping for Amontillado - but... too obscure, maybe? :-)

Egregious hazelnut shorting!! Truly vicious.

So, a priest, a minister, and a rabbit.... walk into a comedy club. Bouncer says- "Cripes you morons, we've already heard that typo joke too many times... Out!"

Oh, my lord! I am SO happy to know that Kilroy is not extinct!!

LOL. "Statistics for Fun and Profit" - the professor can find a way to rearrange the data-

Unfortunately, his name was "Otto", not "Auto", so his navigational skills were quite low.

There are those - like the twerp who down voted this one to -1, because it didn't get it- that are unable to outsmart a whack-a-mole game. The mole is too smart - for you. For them- stupid gophers are provided- that will sit to be hit. Yup. Looking at you, twerp.

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How will they know when a door or wheel comes off?

And seriously; it helps us do our job, of weeding out the sick, weak, and stupid, you know.

Oh, my. Some education from the Roma is just around the corner...

Thank god he's not thinking Full Monty yet!!

Elizabeth! I ... I.... I'm CONFESSING! ... Yes! I HANKER for you.. With all my stomach...

Little Lord Fauntleroy is sick of being the 90 lb weakling.. and is gonna kick some bully butt.

Do you have any of that Lotus Pond Muddy brand from Japan?

The other side of the bed being vacant, this is clearly a very sad story of failed romance..

Old old joke (I love it) "Doctor- will I be able to play the violin- after my surgery?" "There's every reason to expect, after therapy, you'll play violin just fine." "That's great! I never have been able to !" Countless doctors have now experienced this joke. I always tease my surgeons- of course! - this doctor - is a lert. We need more lerts.

"Or Try Our New Alternative Purchase Plan - Just Give Us The Money And Leave." for our Elite version, you aren't even bothered with a "receipt"...

Charlie Brown's teacher - the early years!

"You may or may not be here. Heisenberg has issued a bull prohibiting us from definite statements."

all you get is a big fat groan for that one.

"It THAT what that means?! I always thought they meant get a wiener dog! " (says the bovid)

Diversity always pays off. Ask Darwin.

Linguistic inflation- every damn time.

I had it turned on for the Board Meeting- did I forget to turn it back down?

LOL! "Yes, it's genetic, you know. I can't really take credit for my magnificence, it's just in my genes. Or .. jeans? Can never remember..."

'And with extra cheeseeeeee!"

I find faking Tai Chi is much more impressive...

Aspen twigs with pepperoni, a beaver favoite.

lol. "Look, we get smoked every 3 months already- you couldn't just wait like the rest of us??"

"Very funny, Carl. Ha. Now can we get back to our detect, discover, examine, inspect, look at, mark, monitor, note, pay attention to, recognize, regard, scrutinize, study, view, watch, witnessing. .. Hm??"

"Yes, but I am looking for something new, if you have suggestions?"

What?? He used deodorant yesterday- that's the best thing to cross her path in a year...

"The music goes round and round... And it comes out HERE!" Alphonse- NOT NOW!

lol. "Gimme that old time card punch, gimme that old time card punch; it's good enough for me!"

lol Actually about 5 different beauties by now, isn't it? Fay, -

"So. For bluffing purposes- you could probably pull off a bluff of 8 or so? With confidence? Only bluffing will get good raises, you know.

lol I see. Punching bags for the standard executive toy of steel ball pendulums. Good one.

And they took the body with them; so, must be serious-

lol Leben geht immer so!

Well. At least it hasn't degenerated to the "For Crissakes!" stage yet...

Yes, dear, but didn't your friends tell you- the game is over a dinner time? And it's dinner time?

lol!! Is a whiffle ball... plastic? It is. So this is ... plastic surgery counseling....