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Insults and swearwords are an inseparable part of life. As much as we like to think of ourselves as kind and civilized folks, there are moments when a person’s best way forward is to go fully savage, verbally. However, simple insults won’t do. They have to be clever. Subtle. Goofy. With a twist. That way, they’ll sting far more than calling someone a [insert favorite juicy curses here]. If you're going to slander someone, do it with style.

That’s where the r/OddlyAccurateInsults and r/rareinsults subreddits come in. Both online groups are focused on featuring stunningly good insults, some of which happen to be surprisingly specific. So much so that you might be left completely speechless after hearing them, whether from shock or laughing way too hard. Scroll down to check out some of the best insults. Don’t forget to take notes! Meanwhile, read on for Bored Panda’s interview with one of the moderators running r/OddlyAccurateInsults.

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Ouch That Must've Hurr

Ouch That Must've Hurr

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Technically America has no national language. Edit: guys, I'm really sorry, I meant to write national.i think I was just really tired and my brain autocorrected.

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One of the moderators running r/OddlyAccurateInsults, William, was kind enough to answer Bored Panda’s questions about the subreddit. He also shared his take on the secret to a good insult, and what to do if someone’s roasting you.

The redditor said that he’s not the actual creator of the subreddit, however, he was one of the first mods who started managing the community.

“I believe there is a niche for those insults that just hit and are a little too accurate for comfort,” he told us about the inspiration behind r/OddlyAccurateInsults.

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You Are The Reason They Stay Home

You Are The Reason They Stay Home

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10/10 For The Burn

10/10 For The Burn

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“Having that niche for a subreddit seemed like a great idea to me and the creator which caused the spark of our little community.”

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We were curious to get the mod’s opinion on what the key to a powerful insult is. Being specific is important, according to him, but mixing things up is also a valid approach. “I believe the secret to a good insult is using something relevant to the situation,” he shared with Bored Panda.

“However, you can do the complete opposite and sometimes it works out. It really feels like a hit or miss which makes it all the more entertaining to see unfold.”

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Uni Life

Uni Life

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Kit Stenderup
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Looks like a pretty likely scandinavian uni life scenario to me..

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They Aren't Wrong

They Aren't Wrong

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David
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is that for real that guy's house? Because I really agree with the community college comment.

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Meanwhile, we know for a fact that we’d feel pretty lost if we were hit with an oddly accurate insult. Bored Panda asked the moderator on how best to react to a stinging insult. Laughter is a wonderful way to neutralize any negative feelings you might have.

“When it comes to reacting, I just laugh. I’m not a very serious guy and I try to find the humor in everything I can,” William shared. “So if somebody insults me bad, I’ll just tell ‘em it was a nice burn and move on with my life. No need getting caught up in a stranger making fun of me.”

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Pretty Good One

Pretty Good One

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Universities about to save this photo for next year's tour guide books

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#11

On A Facebook Post About Lil Pump And Eminem

On A Facebook Post About Lil Pump And Eminem

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Holding Up The Past

Holding Up The Past

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Future Boy 😂 I'm going to start using that when people do gadget things 😂 Nevermind I'm only 30

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The r/OddlyAccurateInsults subreddit was created back in October 2019. At the time of writing, the group had just over 2.2k members. And even though the screenshots and pics they post are great, the group itself isn’t as active as it once was. However, the founders point out that the sub itself is an ‘offbrand’ version of r/rareinsults, a massively popular community that is hard to ignore on Reddit.

Over the course of the last 5+ years, r/rareinsults has grown to over 2.3 million members who love sharing unique insults and ‘spicing up their vocabulary.’ 

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Zoinks

Zoinks

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BlueEyesWhiteDragon
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There's no Daphne purple at all and very little Fred. She's actually just another weird Velma reboot.

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Grandma Is This True?

Grandma Is This True?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Aw grandma's are wise tho. But they just love to give love. Except mine☹️☹️

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Previously, Bored Panda spoke to one of the moderators running r/rareinsults, u/Blank-Cheque, and they told us about the group’s history and why it is that human beings curse and swear so much.

“The community was originally founded by Gorangeninja, after he saw someone suggest it be made on another subreddit. The subreddit only grew to a few thousand users in the span of about 8 months. Our current top mod, Remydesp, was an active user in the subreddit in its first few months, and a lack of moderation plagued the subreddit, so he reached out to the mods offering to help out in the task of moderation,” they said.

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Make Up Tutorial Coming Soon

Make Up Tutorial Coming Soon

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“Over the course of the next year, Gorangeninja stepped down as top mod, and Remydesp and our former owner Tycoinator added many other mods to help out. The biggest challenge in getting a large following was maintaining the quality of the content on the subreddit. In the next 3 months, the subreddit grew almost 200k users, and the influx of new users brought along a lot of low-quality posts. The support from the amazing moderation team has allowed the subreddit to thrive and still maintain the original quality. After Pewdiepie made a video on our subreddit, we grew almost 25k users in one day. If the subreddit did not have such hardworking and committed moderators, we would not have seen the success we have today,” u/Blank-Cheque spoke to us about r/rareinsults back in 2019.

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#19

She Has Officially Disintegrated Into Pieces

She Has Officially Disintegrated Into Pieces

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I Can Hear The Sound

I Can Hear The Sound

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In the game Sonic the hedgehog, when you get hit, all the coins you've collected go flying over the place.

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#21

Gas Station Level Basic!

Gas Station Level Basic!

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't even need to do that; there's three guys on my cul-de-sac who look like that.

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According to u/Blank-Cheque, science, not philosophy helps explain why people curse and swear. “Cursing has been observed by scientists to alleviate pain, and insult-like gestures have been observed by researchers even in chimpanzees,” they told Bored Panda.

#22

The First Rare Insult

The First Rare Insult

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#23

Incredible Eye For Detail Right Here

Incredible Eye For Detail Right Here

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Now that it's been pointed out it totally does, but I honestly don't know how someone could see this on their own

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#24

Twins! Or Is It Triplets?

Twins! Or Is It Triplets?

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“Professor Frans de Waal said that angry chimpanzees ‘will grunt or spit or make an abrupt, upsweeping gesture that, if a human were to do it, you'd recognize it as aggressive’ in order to avoid conflict, rather than to escalate it. He continues that a ‘chimpanzee who is really gearing up for a fight doesn't waste time with gestures, but just goes ahead and attacks.’ [Insults] are a part of life, and a world without them would be extremely different to ours to a degree which cannot be simply explained,” the r/rareinsults mod said, adding that in real-life they try to avoid hurling insults at anyone because it’s rude.

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#25

Olsen Twins Prophecy

Olsen Twins Prophecy

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well if the left one knows how you die, it must be the most harrowing, brutal, ravenous, torturous, drawn-out case of murder ever known to man because she looks seriously uncomfortable

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Beck
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What is that tom cruise movie with the ball that drops when someone is about to be murdered? They look like the girls in the water that predict the deaths. Their faces have that look. And before someone says for me to google it, if I get off bored panda my phone does not save my spot. Only does it with BP.

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Spannermonkey
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If they're twins, how is it that one looks like the other's mother?🤔

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Cat Crazy Lady
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think maybe they have both lived quite a hard life but also very different lives aswell. And it shows I guess. They used to look like each other so much more than they do now.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They kind of do look like they would appear in the first 15 minutes of a movie and be really ominous and then never be seen again

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Satan Laughs
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Love these girls. Very hardworking and just now wanna enjoy life. Good for them.

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Foffy Skrimshaw
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I feel old, I remember them as infants on Full house. Now they look older than me.

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Garry Cowan
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Looks like the left sister is staring directly into my soul...and I don't like it one little bit 🤣

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The Scandinavian origin of "Olson" means God relic. Maybe with their sister they are the Norns, the Norse version of the three fates.

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Beth Lovett
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The one on the right looks like her older sister Elizabeth olsen

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Cat Crazy Lady
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Elizabeth is their younger sister, not older. I agree about the similarities though.

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Mrs. EW
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Perpetual luck dragon face. Don’t know how these girls do it. My Falkor impression hurts after like 10 seconds.

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Mysteria
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Unrelated but the things I heard the actors of Joey and Danny did to them were disgusting. I’m glad Uncle Jesse stayed nice.

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Saracynthiasylviasnout
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I just read an article that said uncle Jesse got the Olsen twins fired when they were 11 mos old because they cried too much. Then turned around and got them rehired because he didn't like their red headed replacement.

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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why does the one on thr right look like she’s wearing a dress made of strung together bottle caps?

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CwtchyMama
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

More like one is going to Jill you and the other is warning you with her eyes

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think these two glowed up in their teens and then the light bulb blew. I truly worry about them. They look like they need some mental and emotional help.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To me they look like characters straight out of LOTR. OP, you might want to check their ears.

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Cat Crazy Lady
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

One of the Olsen twins was first called when Heath Ledger was found dead. (Before 911) can't remember which twin though.

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Analyn Lahr
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They look older than they should, especially the one on the right. Ashley, maybe, because she looks taller and I think she's the taller one. I used to be a fan.

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Faith Jacobs
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The one on the left knows when; the one on the right knows how. She sees it play out every time she looks at you.

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Resting Bitch Face

Resting Bitch Face

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Recently, British comedy writer Ariane Sherine told Bored Panda that the key to creative and stylish insults is subtlety. It’s essential to find the right balance between humor and meanness. One way that you can do so is to "appear to be sweet then switch to barbed humor."

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I'd Go To That Rehab

I'd Go To That Rehab

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How does JB look like he's a 57 yr old gym teacher and a kid at the same time? Meanwhile RuPaul looks the same as he did 30 years ago.

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Mariah The Savage

Mariah The Savage

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On the flip side, if you wanted to give someone a compliment instead of insulting them, try to be as specific as possible. "Instead of just saying 'I like your dress,' which anyone can do, go into detail and talk about the pattern or the fabric. Similarly, if you're complimenting someone's character, instead of saying 'you're so kind,' give an example of why or when they were kind. Backing it up with examples and evidence shows that it isn't just a hollow compliment," the comedy expert said.

#33

Thats Not A Dog

Thats Not A Dog

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I kind of accidentally gave my cat acid back in high school. Don’t downvote me. It was a true accident. We had a great trip and then she slept for two days😂

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Sorry If It's Been Posted B4

Sorry If It's Been Posted B4

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What exactly is in that garlic sauce? Is it Papa John's sweat? Because this picture is making me think it's Papa's sweat.

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#36

You Get What You Fu*king Deserve

You Get What You Fu*king Deserve

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why didn't they put a pic of the creatures? That would fit better than just a bigger pic of Wendy Williams

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#38

Jjj About To Star In A Bad Movie With Good Music

Jjj About To Star In A Bad Movie With Good Music

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Connor, The Human Equivalent Of A Honda Accord

Connor, The Human Equivalent Of A Honda Accord

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Default Skin

Default Skin

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David
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He reminds me of an earlier gen synth in Fallout 4. He looks so real he ALMOST passes for human.

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Not Really An Insult But Unique

Not Really An Insult But Unique

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He's being compared to Mark Zuckerberg, I fail to see how that is not an insult..

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#44

Stolen From R/Rareinsults U/Kajararay

Stolen From R/Rareinsults U/Kajararay

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#47

France Is Garbage

France Is Garbage

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Burnt Bagel
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Umm…it’s actually bigger than the entire US and headed towards Texas. Unbelievable that we are destroying our planet!

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#48

Uncalled For. Unprovoked

Uncalled For. Unprovoked

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Furries seem like a fun group. But I just can't get past how hot those costumes must be.

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Lmao

Lmao

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