“You Live Next To Us And We Don’t Like You”: 30 Times People Had Funny, Weird Or Crazy Neighbors
You don’t need to be best friends with your neighbor. In fact, you don’t need to be friends at all. But nevertheless, while living in a community with others, we still have to get along on preferably as good terms as possible, because it’s easier and makes us all many times happier.
The truth is, this is not exactly what happens all the time. We often hear stories about neighbors that range from slightly weird, fun, quirky to notoriously difficult.
This parody Twitter account “Messed Up Nextdoor” is dedicated to sharing precisely such cases, when people who live right next to us never cease to surprise us.
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While you don’t need to be BFFs with your neighbor, it doesn’t mean you should be enemies. Quite on the contrary, being on good and friendly terms with the people next door is something we should all take care of, no matter how sometimes challenging it may be.
At the same time, it often happens that we live right next to someone we’d much rather not. And if you have ever been in that situation, you know how nerve-wracking it can be. Whether it’s the loud neighbor with screaming moms, fighting spouses, horn honkers and tire-squealing drivers, loud music fanatics and late-night partiers, or property fanatics with neighbors trimming boundary trees and sending you the bill, the challenge is the same. How do you handle those lunatics?
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If you’re already in a situation where avoiding living next to a nasty neighbor is too late, there are a few strategies to think of. First, you may want to call ahead and pick a time to talk with them. Meeting on the sidewalk or on the property line is the safest place. Second, try not be too accusing, instead let them know how much the problem bothers you and try to find a solution that would work for both of you.
Ya Hate To See It
Squirrels Begging For Money
How do you know it specifically wants $5? Surely a burrito would settle the matter
Taken 4
If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you....
Also, make sure to do your homework and gather all information about local noise and disturbance ordinances. If you cannot meet the neighbor face to face, another option is writing a personal letter. It’s also smart to talk with other neighbors to see if they have experienced the same nuisance caused by the bad neighbor. If they are unhappy with the situation too, they may be happy to help you in finding a solution.
Is It A Lawn Chair?
All Cops Are Buttholes
They should just change the ‘Are’ to ‘Have’ and it’ll be a learning opportunity
I am absolutely renaming my WiFi to “My Neighbors Have Buttholes” now and I can’t wait to see if any of them mention it XD I live in a great neighborhood with super chill neighbors so they’ll probably be amused XD
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I like the prank where you name your wiffy to "FBI surveillance van".
Ugh, it's such a lame old joke though. I've been seeing it in my neighborhood for 15+ years. At one point there were FBI, CIA, DEA, HSA, and NSA versions. I seriously considered changing mine to "Lame WIFI joke" but I don't broadcast it and didn't want to start just to put it out there.
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I doubt there is a grandchild at all. This is just a Karen neighbor who’s pissed off. Its kind of like the “give me something for free, you say no, they say thank you my child is crying, you ruined Christmas/birthday you monster!”
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If the kids did start crying at the word buttwhole, they were undoubtedly tears of laughter! N.B. deliberately misspelled the rude word to avoid sensorship.
I've got two, one SSID channel reserved & prioritized for online work & the other for normal stuff. Both can be seen from the school bus stop. "Skakin dat moneymaker" & "House of Debauchery". The stop is at a firestation & I've been tempted to do a third SSID like "Honk for Sexy Firemen Strippers".
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Go ahead and call the cops, let them know the wifi you’re stealing has the word b******e in it and see which part of that sentence they really care about
They aren't stealing it, just seeing the broadcast SSID. I doubt someone savvy enough to change their SSID would disable the password.
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One of our neighbors' network is called FBI SURVEILLANCE VAN and it makes me smile every single time I see it.
Or you just THINK it's your neighbors!
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Teach xour kids that you can name your WiFi whatever you want. That said ... no, not all cops are bungholes
I think you need to figure out what weird asss kid you have that started crying when they saw this and didn’t laugh at buttthole
My neighbor's Wi-Fi is " Nice guy, small d**k" Not a clue who this is
I too would be appalled to see small children exposed to this wanton slander of buttholes.
Kid's getting the conservative treatment at a young age. This is like 'not all men'- no, not all cops suck but enough are out there committing 1st degree racist murders and being let off easy that we need to do something now
What's wrong with that? If they'd said "assholes" it'd be a problem, no need to teach the kids to swear.
my parents came to visit me at the first base I was stationed at, and were thoroughly horrified that somebody in the barracks had named their wifi, "not your ffuuuuuuuuuking wifi" :D still cracks me up!
How about renaming his own wifi network “Grandpa’s A Piece Of Sh*t” for talking about siccing the cops on the neighbors for this. No, all cops aren’t buttholes, but plenty of them are, and he could make that neighbor’s life miserable for no good reason.
Hey, puckerbutt, how about instead you teach him about the first amendment.
However, if you are on good terms with your neighbor, there's always a practical element that’s beneficial for both of you. When you’re away on vacation and something happens inside your home, you want your neighbor to be the one person to help out and tell you everything including taking care of the house. If you have pets that are especially important.
Sometimes it’s all about being kind for the sake of being kind, but other times we may genuinely develop a friendship with a person next door. If that happens, life just brought a friend living right next to you. And could you ask for more?
Arrest This Person
to be honest, it's kinda justified if the dog was barking nonstop at three a.m., otherwise yes nobody curses at the dogs
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Nextdoor Right Back To Nextdooring
We Will Not Sleep Until She’s Home Safe
Girl, Why Are You Apologizing For A Frog. Let’s Stop Apologizing For Things!
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Perfect Except For Pee
Nature vs. Nurture
Space Laser Parts
Weird Squirrel Activity!
Chicken Bears?!
Oh It’s Just My Son Who Doesn’t Speak To Me Anymore
Bat Lips
Someone Is Pissed At Their Neighbor
What A Mystery
Ravens and crows can sound like folks "doing stuff" so yell "shut the f**K up and close yer winder".
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You gotta hone your sarcasm skills and think quickly. Having a black heart helps a bit.
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