50 Hilariously Spot-On Netflix Memes That Take Less Time Than Picking What To Watch (New Pics)

He just seems like a genuinely awesome human being. I just want to make him cookies and make friends with him.

had he only be born like 10 years later he probably could have been one of the Marvel Superheroes.

No food bills. No heating or cooling needed. No kids to raise and put through college. No medications. Plus realestate values go way up in a hundred years. Antiques and interest (although The Great Depression made them take a hit). Wonder what happens if a vampire gets bad blood during a plague?

If you read the books and/or paid attention when you watched the movies where they give the vampire’s backstory, you’d know they all seem to have started off as wealthy nobility. If they were smart, they would’ve made sure their fortunes and estates were protected. Hell, if anyone was trying to come after them to gain control of their fortune, all they’d have to do is invite them to the castle for dinner and “drinks”, then either let them die, or make them your slaves who will do whatever you say.

Plus, they save a lot of money on mirrors...

Nobody mentioning the fact that they hypnotise you to ensure they get at your neck while you are compliant. See, I would be emptying pockets whilst feeding off my hypnotised victim. I mean, it's not like I'm not already committing a crime, in for a penny, in for a pound.

Bite people & take their money, duh.

Cough Grease! Cough

Any teen movie from the 1950s.

Don't cut seasons in two with a six month wait, then show me a trailer of the second part of the season that you've decided it's gonna have to wait (because that'll hype my expectations) instead I'll have to rewatch the whole thing eventually because I forgot who is who.

Honestly it makes me lose interest in some shows. It's safer to watch already finished series and stuff

I prefer binge-watching a show because I remember the characters and follow the plot better. There have been a couple of shows that I just accepted I'll never get back to because it's pointless. I've already forgotten so much of Stranger Things, waiting until whenever 2025 for the finale season is senseless.

A younger friend was giving me recommondations for series. She gave me one and said " it has 22 shows each season". I launched into how they were all like that, then explained rerun season, and finally we all waited for the " fall season " to start after summer cliffhangers ( using who shot JR as example ). She explained that she had heard the saying but didnt know the source. I felt so old.

Giving off TADC and Murder Drones vibes...

This one is unfair because after the first episode, Netflix includes buttons for Skip Intro and Skip Recap. Possibly not on every show but I've had that on many series I watched.

Better than Discovery shows that show "previously on" previews, then spend 15 minutes of the episode telling you what happened last week even though they just showed you the preview, then show you clips from previous episodes throughout the show, then wrap up & the cast discusses what happened this week in the show. So you really get 15 -20 of the show. Yes, I'm looking at you Curse of Oak Island & Skinwalker Ranch!

especially if forward button is broken on your remote ... oh wait, it isn't, it works just fine

Same

Binge, binge, binge. I temporarily pause the pace to get something to eat.

I'm the whole SHOW in a day...!

We've been watching Emergency and Adam 12. Just finished the first season i.e. Season 1 Episode 26.

My parents enforce the 1 a week rule

Then you have to spend two hours trying to find a new show. 😩

I need to prepare mentally, so I make sure that I leave two 45-minute episodes or four 20-minute episodes and watch them when I can say goodbye to the series and leave myself a suitable mourning period.

ROFLMAO! This is my wifes exact reaction! (She is MUCH better looking, but still.)

I'll just rewatch.

Luckily, Netflix now warns the viewers two episodes in advance.

No you do the Googling while you are watching the movie (pausing it if need be)

Well, inquiring minds want to know, nd I don’t mean National Enquirer type of b******t, but the actual facts. No shame in being curious and expanding your store of knowledge.

I look up movies while watching them.

I don't like watching 'movie based on true events'. Because so much of it is just made up c**p. Better either to watch a documentary about the events, or watch a movie about Beauty and the Beast.

Netflix is a wasteland of series that got cancelled after 1 or 2 seasons. It's one of the first things I check now if a show seems like something I'd like to watch.