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Living with roommates has become the norm for many people, as house prices rise, and living alone just doesn't make financial sense anymore. Depending on your personality, it can either be a joy of shared fun, food, and life experiences, or a nightmare of unwashed dishes, bad smells and breached house rules.
Either way, the potential for some funny stories is ridiculously high. Jimmy Fallon has identified this and asked his viewers to send in their weirdest cohabitation stories, with predictably hilarious results.
From snail movers to underwear recyclers, this list full of weird people and their incredible stories compiled by Bored Panda will make you laugh, cry and cringe. Scroll down below to check the best tweets for yourself, and feel free to share your own stories on living together with someone in the comments!
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Charlotte Brine 7 years ago
I would like to request more information about this story (Well specificly more information about chicken diapers to be honest)
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Ladies and Gentlemen 7 years ago
First question comes to my mind - How do you dislocate someone else Knee?
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Charlotte Brine 7 years ago
Stealing a James Veitch joke. Poor form. https://youtu.be/f5d8pVg3Qtg
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Ladies and Gentlemen 7 years ago
I see --- 1. Dedication. 2. Weird Talent 3. Very patient roommate.
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Ladies and Gentlemen 7 years ago
Hell, and I have friends who are crying that they have no partner. Here people are crying for threesome. Good ol' days huh!
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Charlotte Brine 7 years ago
I feel this guys frustration though. House sharing with human beings who have no concept of the washing up of dirty tableware and kitchen wear is the single most infuriating thing in the world...
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Ladies and Gentlemen 7 years ago
It happened with me as well once, only my partner response was, I was trying to wake you up by telepathy and then believed it to the core that telepathy actually worked as I woke up.
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logical fallacy 7 years ago
My ex bf said something similar to my dad when they met for the first time at a wedding. My dad didn't seem surprised so there's a lot he's not telling me from his time at uni
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~Ravenclaw~ OwO 7 years ago
I replaced a couple pictures on my Bro's nightstand to my best friend's pics to prank her. She noticed immediatly and stayed in my room for the entire day. She still avoids him.
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Ladies and Gentlemen 7 years ago
I have met many people who like to eat slightly burnt food which get stuck to side/bottom of pans etc. But this is a new level.
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Neeraj Jha 7 years ago
You should visit Indian hostels for such hacks. Innovation at its best..
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Charlotte Brine 7 years ago
Dear God what the f**k!?! Reading this felt like hearing nails down a blackboard with a backing track of a choir of high pitched crying, bratting, screaming children running around supermarkets
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Just Amiable 7 years ago
😳Must have looked like a bunch of invisible ghost penis' 👻 Not what I want to be looking at flapping in the wind at 1 in the morning personally.
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Ashley Cusanelli 7 years ago
that reminds me off Ross from friends and his "Unagi" from his Kara-tay class lol
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Suzi Gauthier 7 years ago
I have washed clothes in the tub, but definitely not with the toilet scrubber.
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Jamey Rand 7 years ago
I get the same thing with my roommate. It's like, 2 woman can live together and not be fing, and not everyone cares about dating LOL, we both work a lot LMFAO
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Just Amiable 7 years ago
Not changing clothes in front of a room mate while hearing every detail of their sex life is... Actually what room mates do.
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Caitlin Smith 7 years ago
Why down vote this? It's funny and relevant, which some of these definitely are not.
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M O'Connell 7 years ago
Consider the alternatives? Would you prefer that she be aroused by any of the weird stuff these other roommates do?
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Neeraj Jha 7 years ago
In India, Tinder is actually used for that by girls. Most of the girl's bio would read "Not here for hook ups".
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Just Amiable 7 years ago
Should have left her a hint one morning and an adult diaper on her nightstand
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Isabel Care 7 years ago
I have neighbours not roommates, I still use earplugs to get some peace and quiet
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Caitlin Smith 7 years ago
This should have more votes. How is a tweet about a husband farting in a car funnier than this?
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Cerys Dunbar 7 years ago
you should of changed it to heavy metal half way through the year to scare them
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Danny Waller 7 years ago
Maybe he was "loving" his rice when no one could see (if you know what I mean (Nudge, nudge, say no more).
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Just Amiable 7 years ago
😂Well he never knew and you probably live on in his stories as a pot brownie legend 🙌
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Just Amiable 7 years ago
'so, hey you want one of my scabs to nibble at?' Is cause to move to another seat & find another room mate 🙊
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Cerys Dunbar 7 years ago
i do this to my brother to see if he is home or not never realized that this might be confusing for him
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Jace 7 years ago
Meh, for some people, nudity is a lot easier to be comfortable with than forming sentences and communicating thoughts... i had a friend who's one girlfriend refused to let him see her naked, but they'd have sex. So many odd mixes of what's "too much" or unacceptable for some people.
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Danny Waller 7 years ago
Isaiah 5:20 "Woe to those who call evil good and good evil, who put darkness for light and light for darkness, who put bitter for sweet and sweet for bitter." One of the first Grammar Nazis.
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Leon Lewis 7 years ago
The saddest part may be that potatoes are primarily carbohydrates with only trace amounts of protein. 😕
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Just Amiable 7 years ago
That awkward 'heeeeyyy....... Youu..' Went on in this dudes apartment for over a year 😅
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Bianca Du Toit 7 years ago
That's legit. It does feel like your head is going to explode, never mind the dizziness and being off-balance. Poor chick.
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weatherwitch 7 years ago
Maybe she thinks that's how you feed plants! Get her BabyBio for her birthday 😄
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weatherwitch 7 years ago
Surely if the pots and pans were dirty it would be better if she put them into the Culprits underwear drawers?
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Caitlin Smith 7 years ago
The opposite happened to me. Had a roommate whose gf who lived with us, she only had her own apartment so her parents would think she was still a virgin. I got along with her okay, and it was nice having a girl around (I was living with 3 guys). But for real, she had a huge super nice apartment, I would have happily traded with her!
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weatherwitch 7 years ago
TV random changes are usually low batteries in the remote, or you have a neighbour with a remote on the same setting. That and nothing else listed above is demonic possession I'm afraid!
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Jonathan Eatsalot 7 years ago
It's hard enough to have a roommate, let alone one who talks about you and posts it on the internet for people to make fun of.
Zori the degu 7 years ago
Yeah. It's better to be weird, than making fun of the people you live with! I've never had a roommate, but I'm sure it's a good survival strategy to be nice with people no matter how weird they are. I mean, they live with you in your quarters! What if your room mate weirdness is that he/she is a psychopath?! Ops. Sorry, my weird humour again...
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Jace 7 years ago
What do i think? Well, i think this thread of posts has just driven home a few points about people and sharing spaces: 1. There are way too many people who suck at domestic skills. 2. There are way too many people who are disgusting, crude, narcissistic, cruel, callous, or just plain slobs, and they're making other people suffer their behavior by "sharing" living quarters. 3. Forcing students to live with each other in the same room is barbaric. 4. More people need to move out of the places where crazy/gross roommates live. 5. Apparently, being socially and domestically defective does not stop people from being sent to college by their parents. 6. Some of these rooommate complaints are from the real problem person. 7. Drinking=bad. 8. I cannot imagine ever EVER being willing to have a roommate/housemate who's behavior i hadn't already "cleared" by having been in an intimate relationship (friendship or otherwise) with them for enough years to know what the hell i'm getting myself into.
Martha Meyer 7 years ago
You can get along very well with a stranger but find out your best friend is a terrible roommate, in my experience.
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glowworm2 7 years ago
I once has a roommate in college who seemed nice until she got ticked off at me when I told her that I wasn't going to move out of my dorm so her friend could move in. Once at 3 am when I was trying to sleep she was watching V for Vendetta on her laptop--without headphones. I was too afraid to tell her to turn it off. She finally moved out, but she left some trash behind that she never picked up.
Joel Davis 7 years ago
I was leaving college for the weekend, but forgot something in my room. Went back up and when I walked in the door my roommate, a Japanese foreign exchange student, covered up real quick and tried to hide the fact that he had a personal massager plugged in and a huge bottle of hand cream next to him!!! I walked in, grabbed something that I did not need and got out of there.
Jonathan Eatsalot 7 years ago
It's hard enough to have a roommate, let alone one who talks about you and posts it on the internet for people to make fun of.
Zori the degu 7 years ago
Yeah. It's better to be weird, than making fun of the people you live with! I've never had a roommate, but I'm sure it's a good survival strategy to be nice with people no matter how weird they are. I mean, they live with you in your quarters! What if your room mate weirdness is that he/she is a psychopath?! Ops. Sorry, my weird humour again...
Load More Replies... Jace 7 years ago
What do i think? Well, i think this thread of posts has just driven home a few points about people and sharing spaces: 1. There are way too many people who suck at domestic skills. 2. There are way too many people who are disgusting, crude, narcissistic, cruel, callous, or just plain slobs, and they're making other people suffer their behavior by "sharing" living quarters. 3. Forcing students to live with each other in the same room is barbaric. 4. More people need to move out of the places where crazy/gross roommates live. 5. Apparently, being socially and domestically defective does not stop people from being sent to college by their parents. 6. Some of these rooommate complaints are from the real problem person. 7. Drinking=bad. 8. I cannot imagine ever EVER being willing to have a roommate/housemate who's behavior i hadn't already "cleared" by having been in an intimate relationship (friendship or otherwise) with them for enough years to know what the hell i'm getting myself into.
Martha Meyer 7 years ago
You can get along very well with a stranger but find out your best friend is a terrible roommate, in my experience.
Load More Replies... glowworm2 7 years ago
I once has a roommate in college who seemed nice until she got ticked off at me when I told her that I wasn't going to move out of my dorm so her friend could move in. Once at 3 am when I was trying to sleep she was watching V for Vendetta on her laptop--without headphones. I was too afraid to tell her to turn it off. She finally moved out, but she left some trash behind that she never picked up.
Joel Davis 7 years ago
I was leaving college for the weekend, but forgot something in my room. Went back up and when I walked in the door my roommate, a Japanese foreign exchange student, covered up real quick and tried to hide the fact that he had a personal massager plugged in and a huge bottle of hand cream next to him!!! I walked in, grabbed something that I did not need and got out of there.
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