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Living with roommates has become the norm for many people, as house prices rise, and living alone just doesn't make financial sense anymore. Depending on your personality, it can either be a joy of shared fun, food, and life experiences, or a nightmare of unwashed dishes, bad smells and breached house rules.
Either way, the potential for some funny stories is ridiculously high. Jimmy Fallon has identified this and asked his viewers to send in their weirdest cohabitation stories, with predictably hilarious results.
From snail movers to underwear recyclers, this list full of weird people and their incredible stories compiled by Bored Panda will make you laugh, cry and cringe. Scroll down below to check the best tweets for yourself, and feel free to share your own stories on living together with someone in the comments!
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KismetTheFox 7 years ago
He did this so the cat would not forget him. It’s heartbreaking to see a cat you’ve grown up with forget you.
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Charlotte Brine 7 years ago
I would like to request more information about this story (Well specificly more information about chicken diapers to be honest)
Jill 7 years ago
I would like to at the very least see a picture of a chicken in chicken diapers...
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Your name 7 years ago
My little brother had a chicken in high school, like 10 years ago. My mom tried to order chicken diapers as a Christmas present for him but they had so many orders that it took 6 months to get them. S**t you not.
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Misterscooter 7 years ago
How long was she able to keep up this ruse? Did you figure it out on your own or did decomposition tip you off?
Sivi 7 years ago
If its a fresh/saltwater snail you wont smell it before you tke it out of the water. Trust me, I had a couple of Applesnails they do not smell nice when dead.
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Alia G. 7 years ago
Snails are actually kind of fun to keep as pets. When i was little i had a garden snail named lily. They’re really easy to take care of, and are kind of cool.
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therealpixie 7 years ago
I had a friend who was pet sitting a parakeet which died. He didn't want to tell the owner, so he took the dead bird around to pet shops until he found a match. Thought he had it made until the owner got home and opened the door of the birdcage. The new bird freaked out, flew against the sliding glass door, and broke its neck. The owner was devastated, so my friend had to confess.
Claire Kidd 7 years ago
That's horrible. Your friend should have owned up straight away instead of being deceitful. That's called being a bad friend.
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logical fallacy 7 years ago
I think there's a condition where a person can only speak in his non-native language, maybe it's that? There's this famous case of a Dutch woman who only spoke German or something.
BusLady 7 years ago
I've heard of cases where someone started speaking in a language they are unfamiliar with, after suffering a head injury.
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Julie Lynn 7 years ago
Remarkable! A fun fact: Xenoglossy - Wikipedia https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xenoglossy Xenoglossy also written xenoglossia sometimes also known as xenolalia, is the putative paranormal phenomenon in which a person is able to speak or write a language he or she could not have acquired by natural means. The words derive from Greek ξένος (xenos), "foreigner" and γλῶσσα (glōssa), "tongue" or "language". Kinda freaky ... but really cool!!!!
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Janica Gaye Lim 7 years ago
or great power comes with great electricity bill
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Katie M 7 years ago
being afraid of spiders isn't uncommon? Sure his answer was weird, but why were they asking in the first place?
Rafaella Bueno 7 years ago
I'm willing to bet he only said that because the question was dumb, since being scared of spiders is one of the most common things ever.
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Shana Maroney 7 years ago
This was funny when I read it in a tweet 3 years ago after someones 4yo nephew said it....word for word. Nice try though!!!
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Meghan Turnis 7 years ago
I bet she's a total freeloader too, probably doesn't help with rent or cleaning, eats all your food...
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Ladies and Gentlemen 7 years ago
First question comes to my mind - How do you dislocate someone else Knee?
Symbole Simple 7 years ago
She was trying to get rid of him! Didn't go as planned obviously
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Robert Morson 7 years ago
This guy is clearly setting himself up to use the insanity defense after killing you.
Desiree Cretan 7 years ago
If I were you I'll sleep with holy water, a crucifix and bible! standard exorcism kit
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Ben S. 7 years ago
You're OK with someone else borrowing your underwear, as long as they're the same gender?
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Joe Reaves 7 years ago
Dude, if you want to wear ladies underwear that's fine but you do NOT touch mine (would be no less annoyed if it was a woman, actually might be more annoyed since she would have less excuse since she has her own). After reading him the riot act I might offer to help him go buy his own though.
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Ladies and Gentlemen 7 years ago
Hahahahaha... that's so lame, still so funny. Can't stop laughing over this comment, hilarious.
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Amy Pattie 7 years ago
That awkward moment when the person who submitted it is actually the weird roommate
Julie Lynn 7 years ago
This is truly classic! Way to take an uncomfortable situation and make it a positive one. Thank Goodness you were on the bottom! ;)
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BusLady 7 years ago
I hope he left the next day. Where I live, they have squatters laws that would allow them to stay there until they get ready to leave. If you're renting, you could get evicted for "sub-leasing". Actually happened to me and my sons. The LL had to take them to court and spend thousands of $ and it took 3 months. That's almost as scary as a potential murderer. Sorry to sound so negative. Just wanted to warn ppl.
Peggy Schultz 7 years ago
I would have driven the stranger to wherever the bus would have dropped him/her.
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Vicky Zar 7 years ago
I think I read somewhere that those things can be toxic
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Is anyone else wondering if he is naked to experience the sensation, and if he is did the water beads find their way into crevasses in the body....
Gina Bean 7 years ago
Actually no. You can find 200K Orbees on ebay for $8.32
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Heidrance 7 years ago
i have a friend whose ringtone used to be the squawk of one of his (27) pet chickens.
Vanessica Bloxgirl 7 years ago
reminds me of when my sister made a recording of her voice for my alarm without me knowing, so on the first ring i was talking to the alarm without knowing. "psst, Vanessa, hey.. Vanessa, its time for school" me-i dont want to.. ' i know you dont want to wake up but you'll be in huge trouble' it still weirds me out how that part of the recording actually answered me
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VeryDarkMatter 7 years ago
I hate people who use animals like "things". I am happy you took care of the cat.
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Charlotte Brine 7 years ago
Stealing a James Veitch joke. Poor form. https://youtu.be/f5d8pVg3Qtg
glowworm2 7 years ago
I need to watch that video in its entirety later when I have time--but I saw bits of it and lost it at the "no more tiny ducks in the bathroom." *giant ducks appear*
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Rafaella Bueno 7 years ago
In my book, the person who doesn't like rubber duckies is the weird one.
Julie Lynn 7 years ago
I love rubber duckies! I bought one for my husband years ago and we still have it in our bathtub. That is ONE, not many! Giggles!
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Christine M Quigley 7 years ago
Um...you would poop black, not pee black with the iron- could be a lot of blood in his urine..
La bellesouris 7 years ago
Well, if the pee is black, the doctor is truly needed. Iron, especially excessive amounts, will make bowel movements black. You have to be careful of the vitamins you take...some are good only in small doses. Always check with your doctor or your medical clinic before you spend all that money!
Kevin Braid 7 years ago
what a f*****g fool, too much of certain ones can wreck your liver and kidneys
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Jace 7 years ago
There are lots of cases where people are coerced or forced into mental wards for no real legitimate reason. This story could've been one of those. All you have to do is admit to feeling justifiably bad to the wrong person working in "healthcare" and you can get your civil liberties suspended by people who think they know what's best for you (by worsening your sense of having no control over your life by taking away your bodily autonomy). Inflicted help is not help.
Signe Manat Hansen 7 years ago
If you had any kind of experience with mental illness, you would know how hard it is to get any kind of help. It's damn near impossible to get a bed in a "mental ward" even of you beg for it.
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Alia G. 7 years ago
Dear lord... I was really disturbed until I realized it’s just her son... Lmao
Ashley Say Wha?!? 7 years ago
Dang I still hadn't caught on until I read ur comment, whew, I can breathe now!
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I really hope she's talking about her baby who isn't potty trained yet.
Rainbow_Gal05 7 years ago
first time I read that I had no idea... second time I couldn't stop laughing.
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Ladies and Gentlemen 7 years ago
I see --- 1. Dedication. 2. Weird Talent 3. Very patient roommate.
Nelson Sturdivant 7 years ago
I don't know why, but the movie Single White Female comes to mind...
Julie Lynn 7 years ago
It might have been nice if she filled you in on her final art project. I'm sure you could have provided her with any length of hair necessary. All-in-all, that is still REALLY, REALLY weird no matter how many hairs you sacrificed for her. WOW!
jevais 7 years ago
Art? Really? "Art" is now made with all sort of repulsive things. Our civilization is in the decline.
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Sree S 7 years ago
He didn't want to look like he stole Donald Trump's tan.
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Victor Vakaras 7 years ago
Thinks Cheetos are so coated with chemicals that they're able to permanently stain fingers, but still puts them in his/her body. Sounds like a genius.
troufaki13 7 years ago
The best thing about eating Cheetos is licking your fingers that are full with Cheetos dust! :D
Abbie Catania 7 years ago
i know someone who eats cheetos with chopsticks because she doesn't want her fingers to be stained.
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Danny Waller 7 years ago
I would have starting with one frying pan in his bed and work up from there - pans, pots, lids, etc.
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Jessica Seah 7 years ago
Sounds like this guy lives in the same flat/room/apartment as the other one who found out that his roommate was actually FaceTiming the family cat for an hour each week, and not his Girlfriend lol
Holosexual Carbie 7 years ago
I had a roommate who meowed at random times everyday. I brought my study buddy home one day and went out to get food. When I came back, she asked me. why I left her alone and that she got so scared she thought she'd pounce on her or something💀 turns out she got into an accident some years back. Maybe her brain got damaged. Not trying to be mean. She really did seem um, off
Edith Dressler 7 years ago
Likely. Sounds like she's suffering from Tourette Syndrome. I know someone who barks and cusses. Can't control it.
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Jace 7 years ago
Why? Blond Clark Kent didn't say that the roommate was SILENT, just not talking to *him*.
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Ladies and Gentlemen 7 years ago
Hell, and I have friends who are crying that they have no partner. Here people are crying for threesome. Good ol' days huh!
Neeraj Jha 7 years ago
You should have joined her and cried over the missed foursome opportunity!
Charlotte Brine 7 years ago
*When you introduce one of your best friends to another of your best friends and then find out they've been doing best friend stuff without you!
Jace 7 years ago
Everyone? Nobody? It's all a matter of what you think is supposed to be normal.
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Charlotte Brine 7 years ago
This almost happened to me! But instead of it being freshman year of college it was a few weeks ago. And instead of a drunk college roommate it was my drunk 50 year old mum. And instead of peeing directly on me she tried to sit down on my bedside table, where there was a lamp plugged in. She also had no recollection in the AM.
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just a thought! 7 years ago
😂😂😂at least he didn't kick him/her out of the house
Load More Replies... Joe Reaves 7 years ago
Taking the lightbulbs is stingy but not unheard of; taking the one in the fridge is a whole new level though.
Anjelica Coutts 7 years ago
Hahaha I did that to my old roommate when I moved out. I took the lights from the fridge & the stove and EVERYTHING. We were young & her dad called me freaking out lol Totally worth it.
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Heather Johnson 7 years ago
Omg that's f*****g hilarious!! Wonder if he did it with a straight face
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Kawaii Artist 7 years ago
Just imagine someone asking where she got it from and her response would be like "I made it, from human hair"
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Amelia Junge 7 years ago
Same, it was the post of that girl that filled up her wall with posters and she didn't notice one was a wave made of pugs, and not just a wave.
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Agnes Jekyll 7 years ago
Sounds like you guys have a great roommate situation! I hope you keep a book of your nighttime stories.
too_much_caffeine 7 years ago
am i the only one that remebers that pug wave from the post a while back... what if they are related xd
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Ladies and Gentlemen 7 years ago
At least, he didn't tried to sit in washing machine and get shower and clothes laundry at same time.
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Rebeca Lozada 7 years ago
My class once did this to a sub. teacher. When we all fell down he sreamed " IS THERE A EARTHQUAKE!!!!?????" and fell to the floor.
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Suzi Gauthier 7 years ago
My daughter was afraid of cheerleader pom-poms when she was 3. My sister, who lived with us, would put her pom-pom on the landline phone to keep my daughter from taking it off the hook. My daughter later became goth & hated cheerleaders, so maybe it was the pom-poms that caused that.
Ladies and Gentlemen 7 years ago
Did Paul eventually suffered a slip disc? The idea definitely sounds horribly dangerous.
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Charlotte Brine 7 years ago
I feel this guys frustration though. House sharing with human beings who have no concept of the washing up of dirty tableware and kitchen wear is the single most infuriating thing in the world...
just a thought! 7 years ago
Same ! I hate doing dishes which I don't even use... Just because others are lazy.
Load More Replies... Ladies and Gentlemen 7 years ago
Well, not dishes or silverware, but one of my roommate, stitched his initials in quite big bold letters on his undergarments, so that none of other roommate can wear them. Specially when you are on date, you don't want to be wearing a underwear with someone else initials and attract unwanted and embarrassing questions.
Toots 7 years ago
My 'room mates' are my teenage children that hate to put dishes in the dishwasher, so I bought each of us a plate, bowl and drinking glass and hid all of the other dishes so they would have to (hand) wash their own in order to use them. Extreme times call for extreme measures. It didn't take but a little over a week.
Jasmine Ford 7 years ago
I once lived in a sharehouse & the landlord came once a week to clean (but when I mean clean just dumped soapy water everywhere and left it, so f*****g annoying) and if there were dishes; no matter whose or if they were like 30 mins old, would toss them outside oh yeah and also had the audacity to throw out 2 bathmats, a tea towel and a normal towel that were mine and not give our bond of $300 back. He f****d up and bought his wife along to kick us out, when she found out he had been lying about where our rent was going (he told her we weren't paing, when once a fornight I would meet him at the train station and paid out rent) she went ballistic, told us we could stay but said f**k him, just get our bond back. Still never received the bond...
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Ladies and Gentlemen 7 years ago
It happened with me as well once, only my partner response was, I was trying to wake you up by telepathy and then believed it to the core that telepathy actually worked as I woke up.
CelSlade 7 years ago
Not far wrong - humans have a built-in instinct which warns us when we are being observed by a predator. Humans also happen to be predators (forward facing eyes). So your lizard-brain was screaming at you 'WAKE UP YOU IDIOT, YOU ARE ABOUT TO BE EATEN!'
Load More Replies... Debbie Palmer 7 years ago
I bet she was sleep walking. My Older sister used to do things like that when she sleep walked.
Agnes Jekyll 7 years ago
This is definitely weird--especially if she's not in love with you. And if she's in love with you, uh--it's scary instead of weird.
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logical fallacy 7 years ago
My ex bf said something similar to my dad when they met for the first time at a wedding. My dad didn't seem surprised so there's a lot he's not telling me from his time at uni
Jace 7 years ago
YOLO is a terrible justification for so much bad s**t...
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mbergen 7 years ago
I had a roommate who would buy bulk socks He'd wear them for two days, turn them inside out, wear them for two more days then toss them in the garbage.
Jace 7 years ago
I'm appalled by the waste. Who the hell has the money for this kind of stupidity?
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Martin 7 years ago
Most likely people raised with money and used to having someone else do things for them
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Martin 7 years ago
Most likely people raised with money and used to having someone else do things for them
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Danny Waller 7 years ago
I like the idea of naming a son "Gotham" just so you can say "I have to go - Gotham need me."
Lynn Peach 7 years ago
My friend looked up a lot on Genetics. Her goal is to have a heterochromatic kid, with six fingers on each hand, and name him Vladimir. We haven’t been able to convince her otherwise. I’m curious what her roommate will think of that.
Veronicat the Mermaid 7 years ago
my friend has two cats one named "try" and the other named "guess" so when someone asks him what their names are he says try and guess
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~Ravenclaw~ OwO 7 years ago
I replaced a couple pictures on my Bro's nightstand to my best friend's pics to prank her. She noticed immediatly and stayed in my room for the entire day. She still avoids him.
Ladies and Gentlemen 7 years ago
In of the other Bored Panda story, In a office one colleague replaced one by one all his office mate pics on his desk by his own pics in similar settings and OP didn't realized until someone else point out, hey dude you seem to really like that guy as you have his pics all over your desk. Epic.
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Ladies and Gentlemen 7 years ago
I have met many people who like to eat slightly burnt food which get stuck to side/bottom of pans etc. But this is a new level.
Jodi Ellis 7 years ago
I do that all of the time. There is nothing weird about that. I even will eat them uncooked.
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Analyn Lahr 7 years ago
I hope the roommate and her boyfriend got in trouble for that, as it sounds like they were pranking her.
~Ravenclaw~ OwO 7 years ago
The cops should be out worrying about other problems. A slightly funny prank but irresponsible.
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Neeraj Jha 7 years ago
You should visit Indian hostels for such hacks. Innovation at its best..
Suchitra Sharma 7 years ago
I want such roomies.. my roomie is super active n always gives me killer looks for my not being active n cleanliness freak like her:(
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Heidrance 7 years ago
not having access to an "are you my mummy" gas mask, i usually do the Vapo-Rub under the nostrils anti-corpse-smell trick when i clean the fridge.
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M O'Connell 7 years ago
Did you not catch that it was from the school cafeteria? It won't.
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Alex Craig 7 years ago
I don't know about it sounding weird but yes I always do this on everything that has numbered volume control. Air con, tv, radio, computer. If it has numbers it has to be an even one.
Robert Morson 7 years ago
I get this. I prefer multiples of five, myself, but this isn't that weird.
Anthony Nizza 7 years ago
That's how I am with my car stereo, it's because I hate odd numbers.
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velocirrober 7 years ago
I once helped a friend move. He didn't have lots of things, but my car was full with his clothes, books, and other stuff. The entire ride to his new place, he was listening to music, using his earbuds. Every time I tried to say something to him, he had to take them off, I had to repeat what I had just said, and after he replied or acknowledged me, he'd put the earbuds back on.
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Harry Plopper 7 years ago
I poked my friend with a really sharp pencil and she started bleeding. She was grossed out by the blood, so i licked her arm until it stopped. This all happened at recess. In 2nd grade...
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BusLady 7 years ago
You need to get out of a burning building ASAP! Kids: don't try this a home. I've been in 2 housefires. Terrifying!
Joanna Maynard 7 years ago
That would give me nightmares for years on end if that happened to me, I hope no one was hurt.
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Brivid 7 years ago
After watching many murder mystery shows on television this actually sounds like a good safety measure. When the door is open and shut but no one yells raindrop you better go out the back door.
JD Cassavaugh 7 years ago
I used to announce myself by yelling "mocking bird!", when my sister lived next door. Not everyone was a good neighbor, back there, so saftey with silliness worked for us.
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Mike Morelli 7 years ago
reminds me of that southpark where the girls confirm everything with "sunshine"
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Hallam Greenwood 7 years ago
Make know sudden movements, they smell fear.
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Jolee Webb 7 years ago
speaking of sleep talking my grand mother never had to ask what happened because my mother and aunts would have full on conversations in there sleep
adoracat 7 years ago
My grandmother sat up and screamed in her sleep a couple of times a month. She never remembered why, either.
Jace 7 years ago
Probably good not to remember, but that sounds like very unrestful sleep.
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Jace 7 years ago
Not always. Some people are pretty into the kinky stuff...
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איילת שביט 7 years ago
Honestly, I wouldn't care that the guy likes to wear women's clothing but why the f**k do you think you can wear my clothes without premission? Same goes for girls, btw.
Evelyn Zhang 7 years ago
At first I thought your ex husband sneaked into your house to wear your underwear....
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Ann Mohrmann 6 years ago
She better pay you if that ruins your chance of getting your deposit back
Tiny Dynamine 7 years ago
Nothing wrong with wanting a bit of privacy. Especially when she humps the pillow as much as she does. :D
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Tiny Dynamine 7 years ago
Fair enough if you still share a room with your mum. She's probably sick of it now.
Harry Plopper 7 years ago
When am i gonna move out? When i have the money. When am i gonna get married? Never. When am i gonna start a family? When i feel like it.
M O'Connell 7 years ago
How does someone who's supposedly 14 end up with a handle like @4headVCR?
BusLady 7 years ago
I actually have a VCR/ DVD combo player. And both work!
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Charlotte Brine 7 years ago
Dear God what the f**k!?! Reading this felt like hearing nails down a blackboard with a backing track of a choir of high pitched crying, bratting, screaming children running around supermarkets
Ladies and Gentlemen 7 years ago
omg .. just reading this gave my ears AIDS! Horrible Horrible noises, every one of you mentioned.
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Just Amiable 7 years ago
😳Must have looked like a bunch of invisible ghost penis' 👻 Not what I want to be looking at flapping in the wind at 1 in the morning personally.
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Ashley Cusanelli 7 years ago
that reminds me off Ross from friends and his "Unagi" from his Kara-tay class lol
Joshua Jenkins 5 years ago
yeah i do a little something called Lego-fu where i have legos on the ground and try to not step on in them in the middle of the night in the dark.
Joanna Maynard 7 years ago
You would night vision goggles for that as he did it in the dark.
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Mary Katerine 6 years ago
My friend's mother used to find out this way all that she kept from her.
Jace 7 years ago
Rue Darma, you're the weird roommate, not your sister. This is pretty cool, though. I once slept over at a friend's house and he suddenly said "well why don't you just go f**k yourself, jace!" in his sleep. I said "what did i do?", and he said "i don't know..." He had no recollection of this in the morning. This guy is no longer my friend. His insecurity and [he and his wife's] need to always be the better-than just drove me away.
JD Cassavaugh 7 years ago
Right? It's usually ridiculous sentences spoken in a curious tone: "Ya know it's a little different when you go from Bambie to mooooooo!" Or "Trust me, I got it on a sunny day."
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Alwin Langevoort 7 years ago
I slept on my balcony in a hammock for years, summer and winter. Never used the bed. Loved sleeping outdoors. Once woke up to four inches of snow and a cyclist passing down in the street wondering if I was crazy, probably...
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FanaticRex99263 7 years ago
Um... yeah my roommate is drowning his lasagna with honey
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mbergen 7 years ago
Sort of Johnny Cash style: "And the beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad So I had one more for dessert"...
adoracat 7 years ago
"Sunday morning coming down" is the name of the song, iirc. Absolutely fabulous musical artist.
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Bubblegum Witch 7 years ago
I don't know if I should be disgusted, or should not be surprised...
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BusLady 7 years ago
Or buy another package of cheese and start numbering them.
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Jace 7 years ago
I'd be worried that the Sharpie ink might seep through the plastic into the "cheese".
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Debbie Palmer 7 years ago
This one made me laugh out loud. Why? because this could be me easily. That would have scared pink twinkies out of me.
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Kelsey Hulce 7 years ago
I woukd buy a cake, walk into their room, and throw it their face and yell "HOW DO YOU LIKE THAY CAKE?!"
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Joanna Maynard 7 years ago
Someone where I used to work bought half fat cheese and couldn’t work out why we telling him it wasn’t doing him any good as he used twice as much.
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Master Markus 7 years ago
"Yes, I did kill her, but here is a recording of her with the hiccups. I think the jury will change their minds."
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Meghan Turnis 7 years ago
That's not weird at all. Maybe it's a double standard, but I'd be a little icked out if he asked about Margaret Thatcher or such.
Jessica Newman 7 years ago
dude, thats not weird. poor jimmy Fallon had to take away Conan obrien and I will never forgive him for that.
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Tiny Dynamine 7 years ago
No. When you want to uncover what's happening, that's what you can do.
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Tiny Dynamine 7 years ago
Sounds like a flatmate I had. He'd call the police whenever anyone was unpleasant to him. Absolute a*****e.
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Jamey Rand 7 years ago
I agree, I would've moved out that night. And they probably would've gotten kicked in the face LOL
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Marnee DeRider 7 years ago
Well, my Mom had a shelf for jello and pudding, and there were always at least two of each, but often a dozen or more. (We're in MN. Mom was born in the 20s.) We also had a "cookie drawer".
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Suzi Gauthier 7 years ago
I have washed clothes in the tub, but definitely not with the toilet scrubber.
Andrew Je 7 years ago
I was okay with it untill the scrubber...why...why people do this...wheres the logic 😂😂😂😂
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Teresa Taylor 7 years ago
Gross that it took two weeks to find it. Grosser that it had enough preservatives to still be edible after two weeks in a drawer.
Andrew Je 7 years ago
Well... Same as the dildo rule... If you're brave enough...
Load More Replies... Tiny Dynamine 7 years ago
It's such processed c**p that it would not deteriorate for thousands of years.
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Kevin Braid 7 years ago
so you were a pair of a******s, all it would have took is just one person to s**t themselves when said donut hits their windshield and crash. i hope u step on a lego
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La bellesouris 7 years ago
Then the nice police come to take you on a field trip to the police station right?
Caytlin Martin 7 years ago
If she's your roommate, why is she asking why you're in the her apartment?
weatherwitch 7 years ago
While she's rather mean you are rather sweet for continuing to bring her breakfast 😊
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Jace 7 years ago
There has to be a better solution than for people to start getting all passive-aggressive warfare-like ... Like maybe someone could move out...
BusLady 7 years ago
I would. Why start a war?Have you seen the film "War of the Roses?"
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Suzi Gauthier 7 years ago
And she just couldn't keep up the normal act when she was drunk.
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Crouching_Penn_Hidden_Teller@yahoo.com 7 years ago
my roommate got mad at Siri for not understanding his questions and called Siri an asshat. Siri said "that's not nice". I lol'd
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Tiny Dynamine 7 years ago
Did i ever tell you about the man who taught his a*****e to talk? (William Burroughs story)
Joanna Maynard 7 years ago
Puts a new spin on the phrase you are talking out of your backside
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Sierra Hall 7 years ago
I watched something with a lady that had Highly Superior Autobiographical Memory . She remembers being born. Which is really a scary thought lol.
Load More Replies... Jasmine Ford 7 years ago
If at 6 months out of the womb I could recognize and groove to 'Radio Gaga', I do believe this
Just Amiable 7 years ago
There are people out there who literally cannot forget anything that has ever happened to them, it's a living nightmare for some.
Mike Morelli 7 years ago
When I was 3 years old, I remembered being a baby at the hospital and being very afraid. Ya never know.
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Jamey Rand 7 years ago
I get the same thing with my roommate. It's like, 2 woman can live together and not be fing, and not everyone cares about dating LOL, we both work a lot LMFAO
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Rebecca Cote 7 years ago
I can't stand that sound. I've spent the last 10 years telling my husband to knock it off every single time he cracks his knuckles/back/neck/etc... It makes me want to puke.
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Tiny Dynamine 7 years ago
I've read this a few times and can't understand what the hell she's talking about.
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Just Amiable 7 years ago
Not changing clothes in front of a room mate while hearing every detail of their sex life is... Actually what room mates do.
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Bunzilla 7 years ago
Yeah, never ever ever do this. Carbon Dioxide builds up very quickly, plus it's just a fire hazard.
Load More Replies... Jörg Zingler 7 years ago
I suppose they were not thinking at all, Darwin Award comes to mind. Cruel but this planet is already overpopulated.
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Crouching_Penn_Hidden_Teller@yahoo.com 7 years ago
there was a House ep where a woman thought strawberry jelly was spermicidal jelly....
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Kevin Braid 7 years ago
i hope u belted her with the frying pan like you were a protagonist in a zombie film, WTF
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Just Amiable 7 years ago
That's a sign right there don't eat her food again.
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Leta Rivas 7 years ago
You're a jerk. You know what he meant and you ridiculed him for it. Like you haven't made a grammar mistake.
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Caitlin Smith 7 years ago
Why down vote this? It's funny and relevant, which some of these definitely are not.
Marnee DeRider 7 years ago
How can you tell it was down-voted? It's up 11 right now (after I up-voted it).
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M O'Connell 7 years ago
Consider the alternatives? Would you prefer that she be aroused by any of the weird stuff these other roommates do?
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JimmyJames Doyle 7 years ago
My Uncle use ONE piece of gum a WEEK. He had a dish on the nightstand. Beat that.
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Lynn Peach 7 years ago
Ugh. I had a ‘friend’ like this. She normally acted weird around me because she thought of me as her competition for another girl’s friendship. She gave me some of her old clothes, and I didn’t think anything of it, but she gave me a bra as well, and talked very loudly about this bra for about a week. After we stopped talking to her, a mutual friend between us told me that she still talks about me. She went dress shopping and kept telling people which dresses I’d look nice in. . . Months after we had stopped talking. I also caught her staring at me during an exam. The exam was two hours long, and she was staring at me constantly. I don’t know how she finished it so quickly, but she had to turn around quite a bit to see me, and was facing me for a huge amount of the time. Just staring.
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Wendy Warner 7 years ago
it s actually called "the kiss of Poseidon" or Aquaman's Kiss if you re more into the "new gods" ahah ;)
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Just Amiable 7 years ago
Should get her a band aid and give her a cup of coffee in the morning, tonight looks like a night she doesn't want to remember 😬
Marnee DeRider 7 years ago
When you see someone like this, you have to check on them. They could die of alcohol poisoning. (I assume it's alcohol-induced.) Also, did she give permission for the photo to be posted?
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Just Amiable 7 years ago
Well, I'm going to leave that upvote right there for ya 👍
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Leon Lewis 7 years ago
...but doesn't alter that it was weird he had them.
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Alia G. 7 years ago
I’ve done this before if i have a migraine or something, i never really realized how creepy it most look... oh well
Joanna Maynard 7 years ago
I also need the dark with a migraine , but I would be in bed not sitting in a corner, sitting is too painful when I have a migraine,
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Sarah Baldwin 7 years ago
"What are we going to do tonight, Brain?" "The same thing we do every night, try and take over the world!"
Tiny Dynamine 7 years ago
He could be suffering from depression, you know. Or are you that lacking in insight?
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Neeraj Jha 7 years ago
In India, Tinder is actually used for that by girls. Most of the girl's bio would read "Not here for hook ups".
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Leah Rayner 7 years ago
My 35 year old daughter eats the filling in Oreos and I like the cookie.
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Emily Smith 7 years ago
My 2 year old does the same thing, but I only like the cookie part, so it works out :)
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Just Amiable 7 years ago
Right?! It's posts like these that make me so glad instead of a room mate I just got married, he was potty trained 👍
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Just Amiable 7 years ago
Should have left her a hint one morning and an adult diaper on her nightstand
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Azziza 5 years ago
She would've gone well with a roommate I had in shared uni accomodations. There were four of us, and this chick *never* bought groceries, she would surreptitiously steal from the rest of us. They only "food" she would make was boiled tomato juice with a yellow squash cut up in it. I don't blame her for not eating that s**t, but don't steal food from the rest of us!
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Isabel Care 7 years ago
I have neighbours not roommates, I still use earplugs to get some peace and quiet
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Barbara 7 years ago
I'm taking a wild guess here, but that other person probably wanted to watch other stuff on different times?
Load More Replies... Rebecca Cote 7 years ago
There's nothing wrong with anime, however if you're going to watch the awesomeness of anime, it deserves a much bigger tv.
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Caitlin Smith 7 years ago
This should have more votes. How is a tweet about a husband farting in a car funnier than this?
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Cerys Dunbar 7 years ago
you should of changed it to heavy metal half way through the year to scare them
Just Amiable 7 years ago
I'd changed it to Bone Thugs - 1st of tha month😂 ... Every Monday for the entire year 😇
Desiree Cretan 7 years ago
I would have changed the music to "This Calling" by All That Remains
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Teresa Taylor 7 years ago
Raw bones are soft and don’t splinter. A dog is easily able to pulverize them. The problem with this isn’t really the bones, but the amount of food at one time. The dog will probably gorge himself and end up vomiting because he can’t handle the volume he’s consumed. Half or a quarter raw chicken, with bones, would be sufficient depending on the size of the dog. Giving the dog raw beef, pork or lamb bones is ok, too. They’re soft enough to be pulverized by the dog’s powerful jaws. Just make sure the bones are the correct size for your dog. Don’t give a chihuahua a femur and don’t give a Great Dane a rib.
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Rebecca Cote 7 years ago
My brother did that with a gallon jug, but he would also have a gallon jug of water to drink and he accidentally drank his pee instead of the water. Needless to say he doesn't do that anymore.
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Hallam Greenwood 7 years ago
I get the feeling the squirrel was dead when its' tail was removed.
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Rebecca Cote 7 years ago
Wow, this tide pod thing is ridiculous. At least you didn't eat them..or maybe your roommate wanted to eat them.
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Danny Waller 7 years ago
Maybe he was "loving" his rice when no one could see (if you know what I mean (Nudge, nudge, say no more).
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Just Amiable 7 years ago
😂Well he never knew and you probably live on in his stories as a pot brownie legend 🙌
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Just Amiable 7 years ago
'so, hey you want one of my scabs to nibble at?' Is cause to move to another seat & find another room mate 🙊
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Cerys Dunbar 7 years ago
i do this to my brother to see if he is home or not never realized that this might be confusing for him
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Tiny Dynamine 7 years ago
It means she was always masturbating. Her growler is her vagina.
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Aundria Fields 6 years ago
I had a room mate that started buying the same clothes I had, dyed her hair to match mine, and even got a tattoo that matches one I got 6 years prior to ever meeting her. It got super creepy.
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Shadow 6 months ago
Same with a Lindt bunny. I woke up with chocolate and foil stuck to my cheek...
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I did that once. My husband woke up in the morning and found a half eaten m&m cookie in the bed that I didn't remember eating. :)
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Jace 7 years ago
Meh, for some people, nudity is a lot easier to be comfortable with than forming sentences and communicating thoughts... i had a friend who's one girlfriend refused to let him see her naked, but they'd have sex. So many odd mixes of what's "too much" or unacceptable for some people.
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Danny Waller 7 years ago
Isaiah 5:20 "Woe to those who call evil good and good evil, who put darkness for light and light for darkness, who put bitter for sweet and sweet for bitter." One of the first Grammar Nazis.
Hallam Greenwood 7 years ago
He was a Grammar Nazi before Nazis were a thing.
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Jace 7 years ago
Sounds like someone with crippling social anxiety who really wants to be part of the group but can't make herself do it. Sad, really. Did you ever talk to her about it?
Danny Waller 7 years ago
This person needed help and they did nothing for at least a semester.
Load More Replies... Jace 7 years ago
Right, because someone is shy and quiet, they MUST be a psychopath... f**k, dude...
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Heidrance 7 years ago
was the person hit the one who screams "not the frying pan!" in their sleep?
Rebecca Cote 7 years ago
LOL My husband told me that I threatened him with a frying pan in my sleep once because he wouldn't make me a grilled cheese sandwich...
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Leon Lewis 7 years ago
The saddest part may be that potatoes are primarily carbohydrates with only trace amounts of protein. 😕
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Kevin Braid 7 years ago
it is weird, even as a tiny child i knew these fish were to be kept apart. clue is in the name
Load More Replies... Mary Katerine 6 years ago
Happened to me also. I had in the tank only two specimens. They mated then one of them killed the other. The tank then got filled with baby fishes(like a day after) and the remaining fish ate all the babies. I was 5 and still can't have a new fish.
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Bianca Du Toit 7 years ago
"When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs every morning to help me get laaaarge. And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs 'cos I'm roughly the size of a baaaaaaarge." - Gaston, Beauty and the Beast
Jace 7 years ago
Uh... Why does he think he needs so much protein? He's also giving himself a lot of cholesterol too. There are many sources of protein that aren't loaded with cholesterol. Like tofu, nuts, beans, grains, greens... All protein is made by plants. Eating a chicken placenta to acquire protein is the worst possible way for a human to pursue it.
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Shadow 6 months ago
Reminds me of a youtuber who makes food with Monster energy. End result,:cakes aren't bad (not thati tried it), angel delight is ??? unless mixed with all other flavors, boiled eggs are just eggs and not put five sachets of Buldak sauce on anything at once, least of all Monster soaked noodles. Cautionary note: Buldak noodle sauce is hot, even I can't handle one sachet. And I eat ghost pepper in most things.
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Jace 7 years ago
Russell didn't say this roommate didn't wash that Tupperware bowl...
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Crouching_Penn_Hidden_Teller@yahoo.com 7 years ago
schizophrenia is not the same thing as multiple personality disorder
Load More Replies... Bianca Du Toit 7 years ago
Sorry if I sound very insensitive, schizophrenia is nothing to laugh about... but THAT would have been hilarious.
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Leta Rivas 7 years ago
Dude you're a douche so can you please stop commenting?
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Just Amiable 7 years ago
That awkward 'heeeeyyy....... Youu..' Went on in this dudes apartment for over a year 😅
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Joanne Hudson 7 years ago
I am astonished at how many people like to vacuum nude. So they say.
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Jace 7 years ago
Did anyone fess up about it? How do you know the people coming to view the apartment didn't have a quickie right there in the kitchen?
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Kevin Braid 7 years ago
some say chew gum to avoid this, whatever works tho, i hate chopping onions.
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Bianca Du Toit 7 years ago
That's legit. It does feel like your head is going to explode, never mind the dizziness and being off-balance. Poor chick.
Crouching_Penn_Hidden_Teller@yahoo.com 7 years ago
I sometimes get ear infections and they really HURT. this doesn't strike me as weird at all
Rebecca Cote 7 years ago
Yea ear infections suck. The last time I had one I kept trying to go to sleep and by 4am I was like "nope" and drove my self to the ER for some meds.
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weatherwitch 7 years ago
Maybe she thinks that's how you feed plants! Get her BabyBio for her birthday 😄
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Tiny Dynamine 7 years ago
Maybe something of interest will happen to you at some point in your life.
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weatherwitch 7 years ago
Surely if the pots and pans were dirty it would be better if she put them into the Culprits underwear drawers?
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Caitlin Smith 7 years ago
The opposite happened to me. Had a roommate whose gf who lived with us, she only had her own apartment so her parents would think she was still a virgin. I got along with her okay, and it was nice having a girl around (I was living with 3 guys). But for real, she had a huge super nice apartment, I would have happily traded with her!
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weatherwitch 7 years ago
TV random changes are usually low batteries in the remote, or you have a neighbour with a remote on the same setting. That and nothing else listed above is demonic possession I'm afraid!
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Tiny Dynamine 7 years ago
So someone is laughing at comedy. You are weird for thinking that is weird.
weatherwitch 7 years ago
I can laugh uproariously at just the thoughts in my head 😄 Laughter is just great!
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weatherwitch 7 years ago
She could be on a tight budget or suffered from roomies not returning things that she then has to replace 😕
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Jonathan Eatsalot 7 years ago
It's hard enough to have a roommate, let alone one who talks about you and posts it on the internet for people to make fun of.
Zori the degu 7 years ago
Yeah. It's better to be weird, than making fun of the people you live with! I've never had a roommate, but I'm sure it's a good survival strategy to be nice with people no matter how weird they are. I mean, they live with you in your quarters! What if your room mate weirdness is that he/she is a psychopath?! Ops. Sorry, my weird humour again...
Load More Replies... Jace 7 years ago
What do i think? Well, i think this thread of posts has just driven home a few points about people and sharing spaces: 1. There are way too many people who suck at domestic skills. 2. There are way too many people who are disgusting, crude, narcissistic, cruel, callous, or just plain slobs, and they're making other people suffer their behavior by "sharing" living quarters. 3. Forcing students to live with each other in the same room is barbaric. 4. More people need to move out of the places where crazy/gross roommates live. 5. Apparently, being socially and domestically defective does not stop people from being sent to college by their parents. 6. Some of these rooommate complaints are from the real problem person. 7. Drinking=bad. 8. I cannot imagine ever EVER being willing to have a roommate/housemate who's behavior i hadn't already "cleared" by having been in an intimate relationship (friendship or otherwise) with them for enough years to know what the hell i'm getting myself into.
Martha Meyer 7 years ago
You can get along very well with a stranger but find out your best friend is a terrible roommate, in my experience.
Load More Replies... glowworm2 7 years ago
I once has a roommate in college who seemed nice until she got ticked off at me when I told her that I wasn't going to move out of my dorm so her friend could move in. Once at 3 am when I was trying to sleep she was watching V for Vendetta on her laptop--without headphones. I was too afraid to tell her to turn it off. She finally moved out, but she left some trash behind that she never picked up.
Joel Davis 7 years ago
I was leaving college for the weekend, but forgot something in my room. Went back up and when I walked in the door my roommate, a Japanese foreign exchange student, covered up real quick and tried to hide the fact that he had a personal massager plugged in and a huge bottle of hand cream next to him!!! I walked in, grabbed something that I did not need and got out of there.
Jonathan Eatsalot 7 years ago
It's hard enough to have a roommate, let alone one who talks about you and posts it on the internet for people to make fun of.
Zori the degu 7 years ago
Yeah. It's better to be weird, than making fun of the people you live with! I've never had a roommate, but I'm sure it's a good survival strategy to be nice with people no matter how weird they are. I mean, they live with you in your quarters! What if your room mate weirdness is that he/she is a psychopath?! Ops. Sorry, my weird humour again...
Load More Replies... Jace 7 years ago
What do i think? Well, i think this thread of posts has just driven home a few points about people and sharing spaces: 1. There are way too many people who suck at domestic skills. 2. There are way too many people who are disgusting, crude, narcissistic, cruel, callous, or just plain slobs, and they're making other people suffer their behavior by "sharing" living quarters. 3. Forcing students to live with each other in the same room is barbaric. 4. More people need to move out of the places where crazy/gross roommates live. 5. Apparently, being socially and domestically defective does not stop people from being sent to college by their parents. 6. Some of these rooommate complaints are from the real problem person. 7. Drinking=bad. 8. I cannot imagine ever EVER being willing to have a roommate/housemate who's behavior i hadn't already "cleared" by having been in an intimate relationship (friendship or otherwise) with them for enough years to know what the hell i'm getting myself into.
Martha Meyer 7 years ago
You can get along very well with a stranger but find out your best friend is a terrible roommate, in my experience.
Load More Replies... glowworm2 7 years ago
I once has a roommate in college who seemed nice until she got ticked off at me when I told her that I wasn't going to move out of my dorm so her friend could move in. Once at 3 am when I was trying to sleep she was watching V for Vendetta on her laptop--without headphones. I was too afraid to tell her to turn it off. She finally moved out, but she left some trash behind that she never picked up.
Joel Davis 7 years ago
I was leaving college for the weekend, but forgot something in my room. Went back up and when I walked in the door my roommate, a Japanese foreign exchange student, covered up real quick and tried to hide the fact that he had a personal massager plugged in and a huge bottle of hand cream next to him!!! I walked in, grabbed something that I did not need and got out of there.
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