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Everyone knows that dads are funny, hence the dad jokes, but moms get an entirely different adjective attached to their title. So if dads are hilarious, the mothers are often called savage.

Though commonly the word savage is used to describe someone wild or ill-mannered, it gets a slightly different meaning when talking about moms. With child-bearers, this word means that they are ferocious, smart as whips, and have their own kind of understanding about how funny people should act. These seriously funny moms are never short of savage roasts, served readily at every possible occasion. Though let's admit, it is not always intentional, but even when defeated, moms deliver some hilariously funny fails.

This list, compiled by Bored Panda, celebrates the savageness of moms, shining the best light on the matrons of every family. People are sharing the times they got burned by their sassy mothers or experienced a mom-ly parenting fail; these ladies take no prisoners, and she ain't got no time for your stupid pokemon! Scroll down below to check the ingenious moms and the funny photos accompanying them out for yourself, and don't forget to upvote your faves!

#1

Savage Mom

Savage Mom

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BusLady
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would have my son bring me a beer and a jar of Nutella.

JM98
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So many varieties on this same text.

Skye Ramadge
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hahahahahahahahahahahah i should try this

Michelle Line
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7 years ago

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Donald Holder
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is the type of thing my wife would do to our kids. Hilarious.

JozeeMom
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Reminds me of childhood. I'm in bed down the hall. Mommy say come here. I go to her room. She say turn her tv off. :( I was human remote control.

Id row
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love it! She should have included a troll face with it, lol

Sarah Laurent
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm impressed. You're my new hero <3 <3 <3

kk
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

omg i can use this too on my sister

Enuya
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Did he bring it? Great idea, I must try it,

Danish Dynomummy
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Im totally gonna do this with my teenagers

Besten44
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well I would bring it to myself and not give her any

Pattie Kelly
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How about a chubby grandson sitting at his computer and his Grandmother is in the kitchen and he calls her from his phone and asked her to bring him a grape soda?

Pattie Kelly
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just like the commercial were a grandson calls his grandmother from his phone and she in the kitchen and he asked her to bring him another grape soda. The grandson was quite chubby too.

Tracy Wolfe
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Better nuke them in the microwave with some cheese, then come back.oh yeah, Pepsi in a glass with ice and a straw.

Barbara Baxendale
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And don't forget the straw, for the drink !!

Being_Cori
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i am going to do this - i am deffo going to do this

Randomcthulu
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The bedrooms at my mom's house are in the back of the house. My stepdad used to yell at my brother and I from the other end of the house to quit yelling back and forth from our bedrooms. We used to bellow back "Ok!" as loud as we could just to be annoying (I was around 10 and he was 9). My mom wanted to clobber us all.

Týna Ef
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

hey....i saw this "situation" with husband/wife...

Gerry Higgins
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7 years ago

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Children should be used and not heard.

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    Cause "Ain't Nobody Help"

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    Lola
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahaha this is my favorite!!! Good for her.

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    #5

    Savage Mom

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    Marta Puig
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the pictures of the fur baby are goregeous lololol

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    #6

    My Mom, Ladies And Gentlemen

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    Janine B.
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope this kid wasn't serious about that request.

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    #7

    Savage Mom

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    Luis Milian
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well, you need to learn one way or another!

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    #8

    Savage Level Over 9000

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    Luis Milian
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    took her one min to show how savage she can be

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    Madlads Parents

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    #10

    Best Mom Ever

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    Christophe Beunens
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In a strange way this is true. If unvaccinated you might die from something trivial like the measels, but with vaccines you might actually survive, and reach adulthood.

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    #11

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    MagicalUnicorn
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i kinda have to agree with mom, she's gorgeous

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    #12

    Mom Roast

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    Selene
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am ashamed to say it took me 3 seconds to read that the "right wy"

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    #13

    Savage Mom

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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good for you!! Rattata is great. congrats on getting a gf!

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    #14

    "Autocorrect"

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    Savage Mom

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    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh well...F*** it, they're part of the exhibit now. C'mon honey. Let's get started on their replacements.

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    #16

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    Zenozenobee
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought that kind of "mum, mum, mum" was reserved for young kids. Now I realised it seems it will never end :'(

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    #17

    Savage Mom

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    Mom Is Savage AF

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    Savage Mom

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    Ryo Bakura
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hallowe'en for kids - "My costume has to be cool." Hallowe'en for club 18-30 - "My costume has to be sexy." Hallowe'en for 30-45 - "You said I should dress up so it doesn't look weird when I take the kids trick-or-treating. You didn't say anything about not being allowed to wear glasses and a turtleneck, and go as Steve Jobs." "That's how you always dress, Darren."

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    #20

    Deactivating

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    #21

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    Daria B
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well.... Does the one in the portrait count...?

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    #22

    Savage Mom

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    Person2638
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Opposite for me. I was born dark skin and now I am light skin.

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    #23

    Savage Mom

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    #24

    When Your Mom Roasts You

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    #25

    Damn Mom Chill

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    #26

    Thanks Mom

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    #27

    My Sister Lost Her Phone At A Bar. This Is What My Mom Sent Her When She Asked For A Replacement

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    Chris
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    7 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if shes old enough to (legally) go to a bar,she has money to get a new phone,she is 21+,mom won't be around forever Edit:Okay if she is in collage,she would have some money set aside,I get collage is a lot of money,but going to a bar proves she has extra money,If it was in a place people go to everyday(walmart,for example) my phone doesn't have a password but my contact for my family and some of my friends has numbers,emails and addresses and depending when this happened you can do "find my phone" unless it was turned off and you could check the bar

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    #28

    Excuuuuuse Me

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    Roast Of The Year

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    #31

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    Enuya
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm the only one who doesn't find those "find-a-girlfriend" jokes funny? I understand that parents want us to have great personal life but having gf/bf really isn't the most important thing in life. You can feel satisfied and happy without being in a relationship. There are other ways to be happy. (And no, I don't say this because I'm lonely and bitter - I have a boyfriend but having him isn't a whole point of my life.)

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    #32

    Savage Mom

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    #35

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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you finally decide to show your parents some love

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    #36

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    Not Quite Infinity
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're not gonna use it for the reason you think they're going to use it for ;)

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    #37

    Apparently My Mom Isn't Excited That I'm Alive

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    troufaki13
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else feel a bit uneasy with the 2% battery?

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    #38

    Savage Mom

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    Kiki
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's when you reply "Well, we had the best teacher".

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    #39

    She Schedules Out My Life And I'm Totally Ok With It

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    That Moment When Your Mom Is Savage

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