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Gen Sgt Bob 9 years ago
Just. Plain. Awesome. Guys that push for butt stuff deserve poopy peepee's.
fubukifangirl 9 years ago
Don't ask your girlfriend/wife to do anything that you yourself would not do.
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Hans 9 years ago
I would rather be concerned that specific shaving takes more time and more skill then just getting rid of all hair.
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Intensive Panda 9 years ago
I'm still ashamed that I missed those two wonderful girls back then :(
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Monkey D. Luffy 9 years ago
Or like when people say something's hot but they actually mean spicy.
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Nourhan Bassiouny 9 years ago
The more important question here is why isn't that nirnroot glowing?
Grace Bohmer 8 years ago
omg nirnroot is a plant in skyrim did anybody else get that or am i just a nerd
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Stella Stenroos 9 years ago
I'm relieved to see that someone else noticed it, too =D
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Maddie McBride 8 years ago
Did anyone notiçe that her apartment number is 69? No? Just me? Alright then
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GlitterGlitch 9 years ago
lol, no body noticed he had to switch real quick from right hand to left hand to right hand again
Ian Langille 9 years ago
And this is why guys don't go outside and approach a lady like these used to. You losing your charm you lazy mf's!
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GlitterGlitch 9 years ago
then I will feast again when I lose one pound out of those ten pounds :))
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Rainbo 9 years ago
I wish periods were more freely talked about. Instead of it being something to be "ashamed", or "embarrassed" of. It's part of being a woman
Wendel Thom 9 years ago
I agree with you and we can change it and start talking about it
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Ashley Finley 9 years ago
When has feminine need displays ever been this easy to navigate?!?! Lol
Lisa Bower 9 years ago
Has to be a bloke who did this. Size of tampons equals flow rate not vagina size....
over opinionated 9 years ago
This is simple just give them a brand and strength... when I ask for tampons I get whatever he thinks or I ask for o.b. regular I get what I want. Men need brands. it's just easier for them.
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FAKENAME FAKENAME 9 years ago
Did anyone read that haha as the one Nelson from the Simpsons does
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Marcela Nedov 9 years ago
...that he can't go to sleep anywhere near her. :)
Load More Replies... MonicBlue C 9 years ago
Well...if he had the dream, in his subconscious he probably wants to do it, ergo the slap was asked for and well deserved. LOLs
Nickie LaRue 9 years ago
My husband and I were married young and quickly, because teenagers are stupid, and I was still dealing with the aftermath of abuse during the 4 years I'd been with him. I used to have horrible vivid nightmares of him cheating or leaving me for my bff.. I'd wake up crying and angry, it was a tough time.... Then a yr ago, after 16 yrs of marriage, I had a dream where I walked into our room and he was rabbit f*****g someone faceless, and his legs were spread just right, so I kicked him as hard in the balls as I could... And suddenly my foot is killing me, and I'm being shaken awake by my husband, who was watching TV in the living room. It turned out I'd kicked out in my sleep, and sent the box fan across the room, as well as broken two bones. I think that means I'm not a simpering wreck who will fall apart anymore, and my husband has gotten an idea about his fate should I find him in that situation... I wonder how much distance I'd have gotten on him.... Lol
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Intensive Panda 9 years ago
glad to see that most eu countries have a health insurance covering accindents
Kyle Soliday 8 years ago
How is he surviving without part of his heart, part of his lungs, and part of his liver?
Silent Skeleton 9 years ago
How did that even happen? How does one get stabbed by a tree root/branch on accident???
Felipe Oliveira 9 years ago
In Sweden it's "free". The maximum one can spend in healthcare is €120 per year and €200 in medication, the rest is guaranteed by the state.
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Doge_Is_Derpy 9 years ago
Canada is actually really nice, recently I lost my wallet with 30 $ and my cards, and a day later I get a note saying they found my wallet!
Pi... 9 years ago
Aw SO cute. I'd love to live in a place where ppl are genuinely considerate n nice
Andrew Ramirez 9 years ago
That's kinda a stereotype. There are plenty of mean people here.
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CastBound 9 years ago
Not true! I live in TX and they would never do something like that!
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MinimalistPop 9 years ago
A Mexican stand off is normally between at least 3 peoples wich create the tension of , if you shot someone you're expose to the other one, but this comic is nice !
HansasKansas 9 years ago
This artist is clearly funny as talented, but the Mexican thing here isn't cool. It's these minor negative portrayals that lead to the racist c**p we're currently dealing with. I am sure this brilliant artist didn't mean anything by it, but I saw this, didn't think it was cool, and decided to say something.
Iapetos 9 years ago
Me too, I want to learn more about this gorgeous country.
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I've actually gotten mad because they wouldn't go first. “you go" “no you go" “it's ok I don't mind" “neither do I" “just go would you" “no you were first" then we argued for real... sometimes it's more efficient to be rude.
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Koko Sempai 9 years ago
And then you check the fridge again after 10 min hoping something good magically appears!
Carolina Santos 9 years ago
I saw it too! But I was to ashamed to be the first one to comment about it. Like 'OMG Carolina, how do you even know that?' ^^
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Nickie LaRue 9 years ago
Are there really ANY guy over the age of 18 who still freaks out over a woman on her period?
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Laurenz von Kal 9 years ago
I don't get it either... Not sure at all, as I understand, the dog killed is owner buy running like a fool, then he was found. His was not choking he was just exhausted after his run, dragging his dead owner. But I may be totally wrong... Any other theory?
Hiruya 9 years ago
Owner is not dead. The guy dragged the puppy, misinterpreting the while situation
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Jasmine Chen 9 years ago
my big brother does the same thing. He hits me all the time. but won't let anyone else hit me.
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Eszter Vinkó 9 years ago
When i take of my glasses, do my make up, and then put it on again... and.. WTF?!
Billie Jo Billings 9 years ago
Anybody else notice what is inside his ear in the first pic lmao
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Ian Langille 9 years ago
Haha must be tough having to prove your manliness through grocery transport.
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Rajani Sarasan 9 years ago
Omg this is so true! Girls are dying to wear short stuff right after winters, I've literally seen girls wearing sleeveless the day sun breaks out!
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Shauday Smith 9 years ago
and fairly certain that's a penis on the screen below the bare foot.
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Haha the dude without a girlfriend that's mad that you have a girlfriend. Suspect!
I'm Bored... 9 years ago
I swear in the first picture,I thought the guy's shirt said MCR...nah I'm just obsessed...
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Intensive Panda 9 years ago
don't. ever. make. any. compliments. to. a. woman. and. don't. get. mad. at. all. these. fullstops.
Carolina Santos 9 years ago
My ex-boyfriend was like that! It's not only woman ;) 'Oh, yesterday you didn't call me beautiful'
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Shinomi Chan 9 years ago
It's weird how people usually think women need more time to get ready, I usually (If I know there's an event or party) pick the outfit day before, go to shower early in the morning and change. BOOM done.
Banana Chan 7 years ago
I like how there’s a clock showing how long it takes for women to get ready
Erik Zargani 9 years ago
And she is still not ready... She have to put lipstick 💄 and find her purse.... Another 20 min x ax a
Cassy Michael 8 years ago
it is so not this way with my dad. "Tony get ready!" half hour later, dressed, made up, hair done, Dad, STILL not dressed. fifteen minutes after we complain "I'm just waiting on you!" no we have been waiting on YOU.
Jody Wentworth 9 years ago
I can actually be ready in about 5 minutes, and I look fine without makeup...
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Angeline Laura 9 years ago
When people complaining about getting old and the dead are kinda irritated LOL...
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Corinna Weichold 9 years ago
A lot of games get extra donwloadable content after the release (DLC) and some companys offer to buy a season pass which gives you all the extra content which came out and will come out in future for 'free' (less expensive as if you buy them seperate). 'Microtransactions' is kind of the opposite as you can see - you just get a tiny piece of content for a 'tiny' amount of money and have to buy them seperate piece by piece - your game becomes a puzzle... heavily used by free to play apps and games where it belongs and makes sense and adapted by pay to play games to make more money.
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John Rafael Nonan 2 years ago
so relatable,now i remember the time i was playing a game and it took so long that it was time for bed
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Kira Thesloth 9 years ago
I agree! They have to break it in first for it to be comfortable! Then it'll always have their essence, too-which is pretty much the allure of stealing their stuff! (I do buy some men's clothing for myself; they manage to be thick enough for my fingernails not to rip through when I put them on, they last longer, AND they pull off softness as well!)
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Bailey Harabis 9 years ago
Mine got me what wws obviously a girls tank top i wore it then said i think it would look better on her. SHe tried again with an obviously female t shirt...... i kept it....... that s**t is comfortable.
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Kirsten Lee 9 years ago
me: reads comic- me: sees lotion and toilet paper and chips- me: gosh dammit really just really! friend: what?! me: closes out- ah nothing.
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over opinionated 9 years ago
I've never drank to understand why people allow themselves to end up so brutally poisoned and then proceeded to do it all over next weekend.
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Hans 9 years ago
No video game is as violent as history. Humans can hardly imagine violence as bad as humans deal it.
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Stephanie Hutner 9 years ago
No, of course no one noticed one of the only colored things in the black and white comic.
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Lazy Panda 9 years ago
Why is the doctor smiling and how come the doctor doesn't have any eyes?
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over opinionated 9 years ago
I assume the internet on his game system provides the need for it
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Jody Wentworth 9 years ago
PLOT TWIST! The guy she rejected in the first box is the robber and when she rejected the grim reaper, she was dead because the robber shot her--notice that the green bag she had is gone...
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Vanessa 9 years ago
WTF with the used jacuzzi and the clothes?! and the price... and the pee... O_+
David Gallagher 9 years ago
I imagine they are at a second-hand store of some kind, and they're "testing it out."
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Tanner Hurst 9 years ago
NO reception, but took a photo to post later? Personally I would've called for help...
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Heather Cox 9 years ago
Same. I told my bf from the start that I would rather not receive flowers. He's very happy about that. But I rarely ever got anything from him from then on.
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over opinionated 9 years ago
Buy your girlfriend a plant that's alive in soil. Even a little cactus. My boyfriend buys me those for $4 one I've had for over a year. He would have spent hundreds on what I call plant corpses.
Gen Sgt Bob 9 years ago
What are your recommendations on a venus fly trap? They are practical and kill bugs. I think they would make a good Valentine's day gift.
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Israel Martinez 9 years ago
One of the reasons I don't give flowers ... the effects of chocolate last longer ...
Jace 9 years ago
My neighbor litters all over the community with her fake plants as their parts get blown away by wind. I hate them. They don't decompose like real plants, obviously, so it's yet another constant source of junk dumped and scattered around that we could do without.
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Pi... 9 years ago
TC man made a mistake. He should correct him for saying "murdered to death!"... Or is this some deep and nested joke I didn't get? :-/
Naima Ivansdóttir 9 years ago
thought the same. omg Pi..., WE ARE TC WOMEN
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#51
Doge_Is_Derpy 9 years ago
They were complaining they didn't have any fresh air, and then ironically they started smoking. Smoking is carbon dioxide. ( not fresh air )
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Israel Martinez 9 years ago
Maybe it's just me, but I never understood the "it's my right to smoke" vs. "it's my right to clean air" argument ...
Heather Cox 8 years ago
I never got it, either. Nor the "smokers have rights" bit. It's like because they want to go out to light a stick they think they deserve separate rights over others. Meanwhile, there are people with real respiratory conditions that risk their health just by walking in and out of a door. I don't understand what smokers have against fresh air.
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Katinka Min 9 years ago
Or the way it happend to a friend of mine: Firealarm in the house. She grabs their child and the dog, finds her partner outside - and he carries a folder labeled 'Taxes'. Talking about priorities!!
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Jessica Jane 9 years ago
For a more feminine theme, just change the product in the third panel XD
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Monkey D. Luffy 9 years ago
At least it'll leave you with minty fresh breath.
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Monkey D. Luffy 9 years ago
I thought I was the only one who noticed those ha ha.
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over opinionated 9 years ago
Haha I love how some big people will order everything upsized but “I better get the diet pop I'm getting a little chubby"
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Mery Bon 9 years ago
exotic meats and cat shelter? lol... that is why Harry ended up like this, after seeing the truth!
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MonicBlue C 9 years ago
She was playing the hole time :)), I love it how this time it's the other way around.
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Daniel Fleming 9 years ago
So the second guy thinks that dating means sex (since he's pointing to his d**k).
Will Boulton 9 years ago
He's pointing at his stomach... where the f**k is your d**k
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Niklaas Reinhold 9 years ago
Hahaha and then in the movie 'Bio Force Gun' looool
Load More Replies... over opinionated 9 years ago
Guess I wasn't the only one with doom on the brain with bfg I immediately thought big f*****g gun...
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AE Sondakh 9 years ago
Like boys with motorcycle and helmet. They looks cool, but wait until the helmet waived :D
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Danielle Sharpe 8 years ago
My favorite part is the penis.... Surely they wouldnt....yep...they do...
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Mantas Vitkūnas 9 years ago
That pseudonym though... "She lusted after their paramours, whose flesh is like the flesh of donkeys and whose issue is like the issue of horses."
Zolika Boján 9 years ago
I hit the same problem. When i play alone multiplayer i am very good. When somebody watching how i play im suddenly s**t.
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GlitterGlitch 9 years ago
I think more than technically correct he is just accessory to murder
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over opinionated 9 years ago
After triple triple we just use numbers like 4 by 4 for example. Nobody asks for an octuple octuple
Kayla Franklin 9 years ago
I'm in the US and we say that. Granted it might be 5 mins for Canada but w.e
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Crystal-Lee Houle 9 years ago
We literally do throw loonies and toonies. No quarters though. That will get you kicked out.
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Naima Ivansdóttir 9 years ago
hey, i've just seen the ad of a butt plug which whistles with involuntary muscle contractions, this made me think of it.
Tiffany 7 years ago
What are you reading that you are finding advertisements with whistling butt plugs?? LMAO
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Beta 4 years ago
People watch porn if they are lonely so i guess u r lonely
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Kahlo Smith 9 years ago
I can't beelieve this comic. I mean, it's beeautiful, but it's bee-n a while since I saw that many bad puns.
FAKENAME FAKENAME 8 years ago
How desperate you must *Bee to make a pun like that
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