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English is not an easy language to learn. An embarrassingly high number of native speakers frequently make spelling and grammar mistakes such as confusing there, their and they’re (I'm cringing just thinking about it...) or you’re and your. Yet somehow, English has become a global language, with about 400 million people speaking it as their first language and around 55 countries speaking it as their second language. But learning a new language is always a challenge; there is no way to avoid awkward grammar mistakes and sounding like a toddler in the beginning. When we meet non-native speakers, we must be non-judgmental and sympathetic. We understand how difficult English is, so we appreciate any effort to speak it.

It’s a different ball game when we encounter typos in written texts though, right? Then it’s fair game to laugh. (I mean, menus and signs don’t have feelings, do they?) Let us introduce you to the Engrish subreddit. With over 668k members, this group is dedicated to finding the most hilariously incorrect English texts from around the world. Anything from bumper stickers to product descriptions can be found on Engrish, and they are painfully hilarious to fluent speakers. So enjoy this list we’ve compiled at Bored Panda of some of the best English faux pas from around the world, and be sure to check out our last publication on the same topic “hear”.

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#1

Big Sad

Big Sad

knowoneunknown , Talha Tariq Report

Nathaniel
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Michelle? Have you got something to tell me?"

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Despite how common it is for people to speak at least a little English, it is widely regarded as one of the most difficult languages to master. There are many reasons why it’s so tricky, but a common difficulty non-native speakers cite is the use of idioms. As English speakers, we use so many phrases that are not to be taken literally. We often don’t realize it, but idioms are a dime a dozen in English. We’ve got to remember to cut non-native speakers some slack when they’re trying to wrap their heads around this crazy language.

Other common frustrations people find with the English language are homophones, homographs, and homonyms (oh my!). Homophones are words that sound the same but are different in meaning or spelling. For example, I want to hear you play music here at home. They're going to be there any minute now. Homographs are spelled the same, but differ in meaning or pronunciation. For example, on your birthday, I will present you with a present. I’m going to record an album to sell at the record store. My garden produces produce. You get the idea. And lastly, homonyms can be either or even both. Yeah, that explanation is even confusing for me. We can just agree to ignore homonyms...

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    #2

    While It's An Obvious Mistranslation, I Feel Like Those Areas Should Become A Thing

    While It's An Obvious Mistranslation, I Feel Like Those Areas Should Become A Thing

    TommyVe , observendespise Report

    English creates varying challenges depending on the learner’s native language. One issue many find with English is the level of formality can be unclear. As the United Language Group explains on their site, “Languages like Spanish, Korean, and Japanese have different verb conjugations based on the level of formality.” It can be very challenging to learn the appropriate vocabulary used in various situations when communicating in English. 

    Next, due to the vast amount of English speakers worldwide, dialects can be hard to navigate. The United Language Group notes that, “Standard American English is different than British English, which is also different than Australian English.” Each country also contains a multitude of dialects and accents, causing confusion for native speakers as well.

    #3

    QuincyDental Report

    Pat Head
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's where you can purchase impasta... I will see myself out.

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    #4

    F**k You David

    F**k You David

    Any_Dress_4382 Report

    Speaking from my own experience as a native Texan who has also lived in California, Northern England and Southern England, English is not "just English". I have made a fool out of myself more times than I would like to admit because I didn’t know what a “jumper” was in England or that the word “pants” in England does not mean the same thing that it does in Texas. (The word I was looking for was trousers, and the thing they thought I was mentioning was what I call underwear…) Knowing that I've had a hard time navigating vocabulary in the same language I’ve spoken my entire life, I feel a lot of empathy for those trying to tackle this behemoth of a language.

    #5

    Merry Christmas

    Merry Christmas

    ClinicalIllusionist Report

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    #6

    Coco-Colo

    Coco-Colo

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    Isabella
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Between Peepi and Spripe, I would go for Coco Colo. 😁

    Ali H M Salehuddin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This doesn't fit here. This is not an English language issue. This is done on purpose to avoid copyright violation.

    Tami
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you're right. I've noticed the same thing on product labels you see in some TV shows, such as The Big Bang Theory.

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    Lisa Valen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Convenient. Drink your coco-colo with your stripe and you'll need to go peepi.

    Derpy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's wrong with the spelling? It's right all right

    Vortex Lazer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, this takes the cake for me, I would gladly get one of these.

    Micaela Di Martino
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are a million times better than the originals would've been,😂😂😂😂

    Vishal Naidu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All right, which of you busters drank my last Peepi?

    Amaranthim Talon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would legit buy these if I knew this was what I would get!

    Minnie-me
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's what you get when you order literally anything from wish

    Aisling Raye
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can easily see my gastroenterologist wearing the colo ones.

    yourgayaunt (they/she)
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    im sorry, but these are f*****g AMAZING and i would buy them

    It's Me
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I definitely lost control at this one. Laugh crying.

    Sue Denham
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Road Feel"? Sounds a bit rough.

    Mazer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So curious about the tag on the socks. Road Feel. Should it be Road Fuel or what. I can’t help but think Road Feel relates to Road Rash but that’s as far as I get

    MimSorensson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I ain't gonna lie: I wouldn't mind me a Spripe right now.

    Honu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Before we get to the matter of the peepi, I think I might stumble a bit at wearing "Road Feel" socks. That's not much of a recommendation.

    Oh go fuck off
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why did you wish for these?

    Bittersweetie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Diet Peepi with a lemon wedge please!

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Peepi socks are my favorite! 🤣

    Bradley Curthoys
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excuse me but you have Peepi on your foot 😂 (giggles like a 6-yr old)

    KariLovesHerKat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love these and would be happy to get them

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    Another reason English can be so challenging is because often, grammar “rules” just go out the window. My elementary school teachers drilled into my head rules such as “I before E except after C” (to remember how to spell words such as piece and receive), but it’s simply not always true. What about words like protein and leisure? Past tense verbs are hard to remember as well, because they don’t always follow the “just add -ed to the end” rule. We danced and dined, but we also drank, ate and sang. There are countless instances in English of the grammar rules proving to be less than 100% effective. 

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    #7

    Unfortunately Misspelt

    Unfortunately Misspelt

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    WickedWeliSteph
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Soooo did anyone else see what I did or is my mind just in the gutter? 'I thrust in you' and the number plate jis lord?... me thinks this person knows exactly what they're doing hahahahahaha thrusting and jising all over the place

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    #8

    World’s Worst Superhero Goes To

    World’s Worst Superhero Goes To

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    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not the superhero we want but the superhero we need.

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    #9

    Satanise

    Satanise

    Flip-the-Grid , CerebralGladiator Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you got a goat I can sacrifice?

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    Another fun quirk of English is how many words look like they should rhyme but are pronounced differently. Let me give you some examples: cough, though, tough, through. I’d like to hear the rule teachers use to try to justify words like that. On the contrary, words like bed, said and read do rhyme. Just thinking about these words is starting to give me a headache, so I’m going to take a break. And we'll move onto the wonderful world of silent letters...

    #10

    Children Approved!

    Children Approved!

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    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "It's not what it looks like! I can explain! The supermarket told me to!"

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    #11

    Genital Reminder

    Genital Reminder

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    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My genitals change daily, this is of great help to me.

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    #12

    I Also Crode

    I Also Crode

    LittleBlueJellyfish Report

    English is by no means the only language featuring silent letters (anyone who took French in college knows the silent letter struggle well). But they are quite common in English. Countless words end in silent e's for some reason: have, bake, excite, desire, etc. But many words feature silent letters in the beginning or middle as well: psychology, doubt, listen, debt, subtle, design, foreign, etc. Then there is the complication of confusing letter combinations. Both letters help to create a sound, but not what would be expected at first glance. I'm talking about words like physics, enough, burn, great, etc. We're used to these words, but when you really stop to think about them, the spelling is questionable.

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    #13

    Reminds Me Of The Snake Island Soldiers

    Reminds Me Of The Snake Island Soldiers

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    Mama Penguin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only after church. I am a lady, afterall.

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    #14

    But Can You Download A Car?

    But Can You Download A Car?

    rumor247 Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You wouldn't steal a handbag. You wouldn't steal a car. You wouldn't steal a baby. You wouldn't shoot a policeman. And then steal his helmet. You wouldn't go to the toilet in his helmet. And then send it to the policeman's grieving widow. And then steal it again! Downloading fish is stealing. If you do it, you will face the consequences."

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    #15

    What The Hell?

    What The Hell?

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    Derpy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't be shy, insert with all your might

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    A common mistake anyone can make in English is malapropism. This is when someone unintentionally misuses or distorts a word or phrase, often substituting it for another word that sounds similar but means something else. It’s what’s happening in a lot of the Engrish posts, but it is common among native speakers as well. For example, someone might say “I’m weary of strangers” when the word they were looking for was wary. Or as Mike Tyson famously said, “I might just fade into Bolivian.”

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    #16

    I Need A Lot Of This

    I Need A Lot Of This

    ginger-loving-asian Report

    ᴀʟᴇxᴏᴛʟ_ᴛʜᴇɢʀᴇᴀᴛ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so make sure to be nice, or instead of santa in classes, it’ll be krampus on campus

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    #17

    Well, How Long Is It Going To Take??

    Well, How Long Is It Going To Take??

    RoughMarionberry5 Report

    #18

    Guys, Sorry We Don't Have A Washroom For You

    Guys, Sorry We Don't Have A Washroom For You

    billgggggg Report

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    Despite all of the oddities of the English language, so many people worldwide are speaking it, so it can't be impossible to learn. Here are some of the reasons why English is easier to learn than some other languages. The first reason is due to accessibility. English speakers are almost everywhere nowadays, and English classes can be taken in person in many countries and online from anywhere. Need more exposure to the language? Hop on Youtube and there are millions of videos in English. Want to watch a movie or TV show? Over half of the content on Netflix is in English. While it doesn't make the actual language any simpler, increasing your exposure to English is much easier than say, Swedish or Polish.

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    #19

    My Kind Of Apples

    My Kind Of Apples

    SinisterVeteran Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Given that pineapple juice literally digests you with its acids, I'd say this is accurate.

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    #20

    Yes Please

    Yes Please

    only_here_for_memes7 , Kawaiipettv Report

    Oerff On Tour
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The acquisition of the wife is free, but the maintenance costs will probably bankrupt you

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    #21

    My Favorite One I've Seen In Korea So Far

    My Favorite One I've Seen In Korea So Far

    carelesscarby Report

    Derpy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fallism, addiction to falling where there is a risk

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    The grammar in English is also relatively simple. English does not have gendered nouns, like French and Spanish for example, and has no cases or word agreement to worry about. Articles are also pretty easy to remember: a, an and the. In general, the grammar is simpler than many languages, like German or Hungarian. While mastering English can take many years, acquiring a basic level of English to use when traveling is possible for anyone.

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    #22

    Holiday In Jail (Sure)

    Holiday In Jail (Sure)

    TemporaryAccount-tem Report

    Derpy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everybody happy, fish happy, hooman happy, we all happy =)

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    #23

    Sausage In The Father-In-Law

    Sausage In The Father-In-Law

    ZhenDeRen , Bromberg Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "It's not what it looks like! I can explain!"

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    #24

    Damn I Just Sold My Soul

    Damn I Just Sold My Soul

    VespaLimeGreen Report

    Rale
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Душа in this case means person. Also, this word can be used as word for soul. Translated: Price is 200 rubies per person.

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    Another great way to learn English is through apps like Rosetta Stone and FluentU. They provide learners with detailed explanations of concepts that they won't pick up through watching American shows and movies. Learning a language requires a combination of methods and sources of exposure, but having English lessons accessible on learners' cell phones is a great advantage of living in this technological age.

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    #25

    Mhm Tasty Carpet...

    Mhm Tasty Carpet...

    Pfirsich00 Report

    #26

    The Anti-Paul Department Should Be Held Responsible For This

    The Anti-Paul Department Should Be Held Responsible For This

    isuckl0lz Report

    Derpy
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the bottom one supposed to be meatball? But, meatpaul is better ˙ ͜ʟ˙

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    #27

    Ok I Am Just Gonna

    Ok I Am Just Gonna

    billsaysno , Ma3Route Report

    Lucifer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is an impossible situation. To pay the fee I have to exist, but as soon as I exist it's too late to pay the fee. They really don't want anyone to park here.

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    I think this list makes it clear that, while Google translate can be an invaluable tool for quick searches when traveling, it cannot always be trusted. English is a complex (and sometimes infuriating) language, so it's no surprise that comedic errors like these happen so frequently. And thank goodness they do because they're hilarious.

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    Upvote all of your favorite English errors, then let us know in the comments: what's the funniest English mistake you've ever seen (or produced)?

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    #28

    Would I Have Seizures When I Eat That Salad?

    Would I Have Seizures When I Eat That Salad?

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    #29

    Have To Have Good Senses To Use This Rc Boat

    Have To Have Good Senses To Use This Rc Boat

    Wingle-Wangle Report

    Derpy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes i can hear the smell, but i can smell a sound here somewhere..

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    #30

    A Couple Years Ago, My Brother Went To Taiwan And I Gave Him A Holy Mission Of Bringing Me The Worst Engrish He Could Find. He Returned With This Shirt

    A Couple Years Ago, My Brother Went To Taiwan And I Gave Him A Holy Mission Of Bringing Me The Worst Engrish He Could Find. He Returned With This Shirt

    AlienDayDreamer Report

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    #31

    It’s A Misunderstanding . . . Jerk Store

    It’s A Misunderstanding . . . Jerk Store

    Baller2869 Report

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    #32

    He Is Very Distab

    He Is Very Distab

    Proffessional_Human , MaasSaw Report

    Derpy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do not distab this poor gentleman, his wife distabs him enough already

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    #33

    Ah, Yes, Very Angry

    Ah, Yes, Very Angry

    -kuir Report

    #34

    Any Ideas On How To Make One?

    Any Ideas On How To Make One?

    MagicAnes Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know how to make a hormone if that helps?

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    #35

    It’s Never To Late To Train Your Koochie Grandma

    It’s Never To Late To Train Your Koochie Grandma

    Wifestealer1995 Report

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    #36

    I Don't Remember The Doctor Calling It That

    I Don't Remember The Doctor Calling It That

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    #37

    I’ll Try Anything Once!

    I’ll Try Anything Once!

    bdag1995 , PA12345 Report

    #38

    Yes, I Want It

    Yes, I Want It

    DonSenbernar Report

    Mama Penguin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's fudge in the a$$. Lemonade is in the front, sir.

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    #39

    I Have No Words

    I Have No Words

    Silverstreamdacat Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You taking the pith out of my lithp?

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    #40

    “Frew”

    “Frew”

    notsciguy , Fixon Dennis Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was thinking "Threw" and her explanation just made it worse. She means fried.

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    #41

    I Bet He's Got A Degree In Bud Light

    I Bet He's Got A Degree In Bud Light

    EzNameMark Report

    Moxxidude
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    * Please note: Bud Light Vacseen reduces contact with the opposite sex, is shown to increase racial outbursts, diminish IQ & possible side effects may include painting your vehicle in Pride colours.

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    #42

    May He Rest In Peace

    May He Rest In Peace

    AuroraSpirix7 Report

    Kevin Teng
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not a mistranslation. That's literally what it says on the sign (I'm chinese)

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    #43

    Thank God I’m Not German Bozo

    Thank God I’m Not German Bozo

    Wifestealer1995 , Major_Human Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guys? I do not think this is a hotel....

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    #44

    Gotta Have A Backup

    Gotta Have A Backup

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    #45

    *looks At My Butt Suspiciously*

    *looks At My Butt Suspiciously*

    aliasif87 Report

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    #47

    I'm Confused

    I'm Confused

    Richman_Cash Report

    Derpy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't you get it? There is an entrance but no one told you enter it

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    #48

    I'd Surround Those Duckies Any Day

    I'd Surround Those Duckies Any Day

    _halfmoonangel Report

    Debbie Barnes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And make sure we get across the road safely.... :)

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    #49

    The Person Writing This Must Be In That Mood

    The Person Writing This Must Be In That Mood

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    #50

    Don't Paint The Newborn

    Don't Paint The Newborn

    nima0003 Report

    Derpy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was looking for how to break the hot with painting on the old hag. No? I'll just look somewhere else then

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    #51

    Welcome To Brazil

    Welcome To Brazil

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    Anapv
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not really a bad translation, it's a very bad Portuguese. I'm Portuguese and I can't understand the original version, I have to read the English text to understand what that means

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    #52

    Foot Feel Flip Flap

    Foot Feel Flip Flap

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    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dr: What makes you think you've broken your ankle? Me: Foot feel flip flap

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    #53

    From An English-Language Training Webpage

    From An English-Language Training Webpage

    FarceMultiplier Report

    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am imagining a “common” dialogue: John: He almost spoke; Mary: I made him understand; John: Honey is not for a$s mouth; Mary: You have hit the spot. Jack: A figure among ciphers. *The sun sets*

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    #55

    Eat One Person At A Time

    Eat One Person At A Time

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    #56

    Remove The Room And Don’t Worry

    Remove The Room And Don’t Worry

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    #57

    This Gem

    This Gem

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    Joryen Bixler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh son, no, it's because I'm empty inside. Trying relax with 40 beers, go play.

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    #58

    I Think I Got The Wrong Matrix

    I Think I Got The Wrong Matrix

    Your-username-must-b Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is this even close to a translation? I know the Matrix confused people, but not this much?

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    #60

    That Was A Lot To Unpack

    That Was A Lot To Unpack

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    #61

    #standwithurine

    #standwithurine

    Sarfraz29 , anti-simp-missile Report

    Derpy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about poop? No one to save it.. Poor fellow

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    #62

    Newspaper Ad

    Newspaper Ad

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately for that word, that little space between the “e” and the “r” makes a huge difference.

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    #63

    Well, Now I Know Why My Mail Keeps Disappearing

    Well, Now I Know Why My Mail Keeps Disappearing

    Drewllol Report

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    #64

    I Would Like Some White Sauce Please

    I Would Like Some White Sauce Please

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    #65

    Are You Shamed By You English?

    Are You Shamed By You English?

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    Scagsy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I expect he's busied up with latest schoolers for what are shamed by they english.

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    #66

    On The Door Of My Go-To Dumpling Place In Taiwan. I Am Re-Thinking Eating There...

    On The Door Of My Go-To Dumpling Place In Taiwan. I Am Re-Thinking Eating There...

    xwordrush Report

    #67

    My Only Satisfaction Is Taken

    My Only Satisfaction Is Taken

    KetanNarayan , NOTREALDAWKO Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But boyhunting is fine guys, carry on!

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    #68

    Weird Flex But Ok

    Weird Flex But Ok

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    #69

    Can’t Lose

    Can’t Lose

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    Derpy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Winner is my favorite season, i never lose a cold

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    #71

    Both Hunger And A Lack Of Doing!

    Both Hunger And A Lack Of Doing!

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    phil blanque
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, we would not even have fast food if it was not for a lack of doing.

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    #72

    Ouch!

    Ouch!

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    Derpy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It will be nice and gentle before almost killing you, she is trying her best to be as nice as posible

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    #73

    Found In Amritsar, India

    Found In Amritsar, India

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    Scagsy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do we think a friend did the fourth one down?

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    #74

    I Don't Know Where To Begin

    I Don't Know Where To Begin

    5_Frog_Margin Report

    t stano
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of the most frequently mistranslated chinese words I'm seeing here is 'ma.' it has several meanings, but Google translate always seems to render it as 'f**k.' It should read 'dry.'

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    #75

    Ready For Your 4rd Vaccination?

    Ready For Your 4rd Vaccination?

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    #76

    Basic Rule

    Basic Rule

    Aditya_ra7j Report

    GetKrilled
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta check the humidity index unless you want to drown

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    #77

    Ears Can Be Replaced

    Ears Can Be Replaced

    luminous_radio Report

    Derpy
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can i replace my nose too?

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    #78

    I Have So Many Questions

    I Have So Many Questions

    billsaysno Report

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    膨化食品 (puffed food - like crisps/cheetos), 保健食品 (healthy food). How does anyone get "crack" from "puffed"?

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    #79

    Return Unnecessary Free Free Before Possible Meeting

    Return Unnecessary Free Free Before Possible Meeting

    gaemyrtagh Report

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    #80

    Everyone Is Fireproof And Trees Are Safe

    Everyone Is Fireproof And Trees Are Safe

    sweetfire009 Report

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    #81

    Please Smoke Your Cigarettes Quietly

    Please Smoke Your Cigarettes Quietly

    Richman_Cash Report

    #82

    Passed Tents

    Passed Tents

    Minebuddy316 Report

    CaptainDinosaur
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dunno, as a veteran reddit lurker, this looks like some master class trolling to me. Reddit trolls are really next level.

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    #83

    Two Dead Chilling In A Hot Tub, 5 Feet Apart Because They're Not Gay

    Two Dead Chilling In A Hot Tub, 5 Feet Apart Because They're Not Gay

    Individual-Engine294 Report

    Sebastian Melmoth
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two dead found dead Filled full of lead One was named Michael The other was Ted Found by the river In a little shed Covered by blankets Stained deep red Their stereo was blasting Some Right Said Fred We think that was why They were shot in the head…

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    #84

    Happy Eid To All The Children

    Happy Eid To All The Children

    01-13 Report

    Marla
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just realizing that I've never once thought about the chirdlen

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    #85

    Bread Is Nice

    Bread Is Nice

    Gabe98041 Report

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was a little funny, but I'm not exactly lorfing my @$$ off.

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    #86

    The Requirements To Join A Competitive Online Gaming Team

    The Requirements To Join A Competitive Online Gaming Team

    DragonDragger Report

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    #88

    There Was An Attempt

    There Was An Attempt

    fuzzy__peaches Report

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    #89

    Wtf Is This

    Wtf Is This

    yeet1386 Report

    #90

    The Gas Do Be Expansive

    The Gas Do Be Expansive

    Verichi_ Report

    #91

    Welcome To The C*m Zone

    Welcome To The C*m Zone

    Comfortable-Fee-4585 Report

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    #94

    Woonderful Engrish

    Woonderful Engrish

    ClashRoyaleGhost1234 Report

    #95

    No Feces In The Toilet

    No Feces In The Toilet

    Glittering_Olive_430 Report

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    #96

    Burrito

    Burrito

    Beautiful_Fishing569 Report

    chicken
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me and my sister used to call him that as a joke.

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    #97

    Got My Daughter A Play Guitar For Christmas. The Box Came With An Inspirational Message

    Got My Daughter A Play Guitar For Christmas. The Box Came With An Inspirational Message

    drewzilla65 Report

    Potty pagan panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve gotta stop reading these I’m beginning to understand

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    #98

    He Has Dead

    He Has Dead

    Fit_Ad2212 Report

    Anapv
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a terrible day to be able to read 😑

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    #100

    Obama Triangle

    Obama Triangle

    jospehjoestar Report

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    #101

    Did You Every Saw A So Fast Dog?

    Did You Every Saw A So Fast Dog?

    Cryonik-0 Report

    #102

    “Do The You Are Know What The Thing The Joke Are Exist” Ah Yes, English

    “Do The You Are Know What The Thing The Joke Are Exist” Ah Yes, English

    Long-Ordinary9020 Report

    #103

    Gongeous

    Gongeous

    Competitive-Way-5970 Report

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How I'm going to greet my wife when I speak with her next!

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    #104

    This Bird Is A Bird

    This Bird Is A Bird

    KanSyden Report

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    #105

    Inglish

    Inglish

    PilleLegends Report

    Kimi Tomminello
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, they speak it, doesn't mean they write it.

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    #106

    What House?

    What House?

    ricrdvc Report

    #107

    Oh No Better Not Park Here

    Oh No Better Not Park Here

    imalink100 Report

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    #108

    But People Praising....

    But People Praising....

    VellaGamer Report

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    #109

    You Are More Than Half The Tea

    You Are More Than Half The Tea

    BlobOfCringe Report

    #110

    The Bot Strikes Again

    The Bot Strikes Again

    firebird7802 Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Juicy buffers? Is that what the kids are calling them these days?

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    #111

    Ah Yes, The Famous 'White And Brown Tiger Tiger'

    Ah Yes, The Famous 'White And Brown Tiger Tiger'

    MrEthanWinters Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tyger Tyger, burning bright, In the forests of the night;

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    #112

    Can You Guys Help A Guy Out Here? Where Do I Get Bowling Water?

    Can You Guys Help A Guy Out Here? Where Do I Get Bowling Water?

    dave9393 Report

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trust me. You really don’t want to know.

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    #113

    I Dont Think The Cops Will Catch You If You Dosent Eat For A Day

    I Dont Think The Cops Will Catch You If You Dosent Eat For A Day

    LimeCelume Report

    #114

    F**k Shakepear

    F**k Shakepear

    Dinosaureagle24 Report

    #115

    Whale It's To Meet You

    Whale It's To Meet You

    Goosebag12 Report

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's missing a word. It should say "Whale it's nice to meet you".

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    #116

    My Brother Found This While Walking Home

    My Brother Found This While Walking Home

    LuMo096 Report

    kasei10
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, are we taking the piss out of what is obviously a child now?

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    #117

    Have An Grate Day

    Have An Grate Day

    kuro-oruk Report

    #118

    Maybe This Belongs Here

    Maybe This Belongs Here

    wise_tortoise Report

    #119

    Ned For Sped Undergram 1

    Ned For Sped Undergram 1

    calibrafo Report

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    #120

    Why Does This Make Me So Mad?

    Why Does This Make Me So Mad?

    oxidized-bread Report

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    #122

    I Stant With Ukaren

    I Stant With Ukaren

    BlueFlo0d Report

    oktopus
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure why this one is here, it's just a non-native speaker trying to express their sentiment on Twitter, not make an actual physical store sign.

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