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What do you think is the best region in the best country in the world? The Northeast with its historic cities like Pittsburgh and Philadelphia? Or the West and its geographical diversity? Nice try. It's the Midwest. Or at least this Twitter account thinks so.
'Midwest vs. Everybody' is on a mission to rightfully represent and defend 'THE #1 region' in the US, and its tweets are hilariously convincing. Whether we're talking about the people, the climate, or the nature, continue scrolling and check out what life in the Midwest is really like!
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Paul K. Johnson 4 years ago
Every time it snowed pretty hard we all sat there listening to the radio hoping for a snow day. Then we'd spend the entire day out in the snow or on the lake skating.
J. Normal 4 years ago
When the school closed we all grabbed our sleds and went to the school hill.
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birdie asf 4 years ago
welp now there aren't any snow days at all. it's all online school. and even if there is a lot of snow when people go back in person, they'll just do online.
Noodles Macintosh 4 years ago
Yeah once Christmas was over it was the only thing I look forward to all winter as a kid.
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David Beaulieu 4 years ago
This is not a 'midwest' thing, it's a 'anyone who lived in the US where it snowed' thing.
May 4 years ago
I've never understood this - why do schools close when it snows? I'm from Norway - we get lots of snow, but we've never had 'snow days'.
hydrostatic joints 4 years ago
Where I live it only snows once or twice a year, so snow is like a big event. Plus I live in basically the middle of nowhere so there are a lot of kids that live on backroads or places that don't get plowed, so the schoolbus can't pick them up because it's too dangerous. Also, a lot of the teachers live almost an hour away and can't drive when the roads are icy or snowy.
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6th grade representative #1 4 years ago
Well, I'm gonna get up for my run every morning anyway, so no point in knowing if I have school when i wake up. My sister however....
dragoneye 66 4 years ago
this or having to get up super early to hear the list of school closings/delays on the radio, or the school website
xandi.says 4 years ago
And when your school district was in the latter half of the alphabet...geeze.
Claire the Bear 4 years ago
I remember waking up at 5:45 in the morning to check our schools' website to see if we had the "Snow day" alert. That was like 5 years ago though
Julie Harden 4 years ago
Alphabetically. My My school district was "Willoughby" - so pretty close to the last district in the scroll.
Full of Giggles 4 years ago
I never had to endure the list as a kid. Then again, we never had snow days because I live in desert.
Russian Otaku 4 years ago
This could be referring to what is known as tornado valley which it pretty much the midwest
Julius Martin 4 years ago
im 14 and i had to watch the tv to figure out if my school was cancelled
Midwest, also called Middle West or the North Central States, is a region in northern and central United States, lying midway between the Appalachians and the Rocky Mountains and north of the Ohio River and the 37th parallel.
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6th grade representative #1 4 years ago
Yep...you know, just the other day my grandpa told me....lmao. So true
The Midwest—as defined by the federal government—comprises the states of Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Michigan, Minnesota, Missouri, Nebraska, North Dakota, Ohio, South Dakota, and Wisconsin.
Actually composed of two regions, the Northwest Territory, or the Old Northwest, and the Great Plains, you could say the Midwest has become more an idea than a region: an area of immense diversity but somehow consciously representative of a national average.
"'Midwest vs. Everybody' was a build-out of our original page, Iowa Chill," the creators of the fun online project told Bored Panda. "Most of the following is from the Midwest and we figured that people in Iowa have had similar experiences to people in Ohio or Indiana."
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birdie asf 4 years ago
basically if you live in illinois, there's a reason everyone says they live in chicago. nobody remembers "JOLIET" and "ROCKFORD" off the top of their heads
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Thenatural 4 years ago
Same ritual here in the uk but we say 'right then' as we slap our knees and rise out of a chair.
"All of the people that run the account live in the Midwest. We endorse the simple and warm culture of living in an area of the Midwest that is usually seen as a flyover," the team explained.
The Northwest Territory entered the United States in 1783 at the conclusion of the American Revolution and was organized under a series of ordinances that set the precedent for the admission of future territories into the Union.
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WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
Although all my family is Dutch and still living in the Netherlands, we appear to be from the Midwest....
The Great Plains entered the United States in 1803 as part of the Louisiana Purchase. The Plains were to develop primarily agriculturally, but the Northwest Territory, blessed with both fertile soil and valuable natural resources (coal, oil, iron ore, and limestone), would develop both industrially and agriculturally.
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Despite regional economic shifts adverse to the Midwest, the region has continued to be the most important economic region in the United Stated, leading all other sections in value added by manufacture and in total value of farm marketings.
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Helen Haley 4 years ago
I mean, we do bother clearing a spot in front of the drivers seat, and whatever side window/backwindow combo for whatever turn we plan on making.
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Paul K. Johnson 4 years ago
I was holding the door for a dude at work and he decided he was going to be funny and start walking really slow. So I stood there holding it all the way until he got there and then closed it on him and walked off. The doors need a badge-scan to go through so not a big deal but it amused me.
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birdie asf 4 years ago
i live at the end of a cul de sac, so the snow plower would never completely plow our section of the road. my dad would always curse the mayor out and try to fix our snow blower. 10 things flying at my face later, he finally started to shovel. needless to say some of my worst memories growing up have been commemorated with shoveling snow.
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Tenley Samson 4 years ago
this is how all my conversations w/ my friends go-ope sorry yeah yeah no dude its fine noo but I'm sorry bout that I really am its fine its fine it was my fault no it was mine I said its FINE joe
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Martine Remmelzwaal 4 years ago
We're is the person now that said it sounded Australian on other comments?
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Jill Pulcifer 4 years ago
I grew up in Michigan and moved to NY, I died a little inside when I finally had to start calling my pop soda because I got tired of explaining it, but they will never take my "opes" and whispered apologies.
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6th grade representative #1 4 years ago
Here in sodak, anything is possible. February and have had almost NO snow at all this winter
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Chelsea Corkum 4 years ago
This is also an East Coast Canadian thing.....the letter "R" is casually tossed into strange places, like the end of the name Emma (Emmer) and the word wasp (warsp),. I love it
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birdie asf 4 years ago
yep we're pretty lame here in illinois. except for the few ikea, the malls, portillo's, chicago, and springfield. other than that we might as well not be here.
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GirlFriday 4 years ago
Um yeah, why waste money on a plane trip? According to my dad if my parents and older siblings take turns driving, we won't even have to stop for the night on the way there or back.
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GirlFriday 4 years ago
I did this last night. It was 14 degrees outside so I just walked fast.
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Adrienne Early 4 years ago
I'd say more of an upscale McDonald's (5 Guys? ) and a fancier Dairy Queen mashup.
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GirlFriday 4 years ago
It is Friday. You hear the tornado siren and realize it is Friday and resume your business. Not that we would stop our business for a tornado any other day of the week, but we all that tornado sirens on Friday don't mean a thing.
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*sneezes in pansexual* 4 years ago
it's weird cuz i always thought these things were universal...
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Helen Haley 4 years ago
Right left or forward. You hop in a car with friends and at intersections you take turns choosing right left or forward just to see where you end up.
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Raine Soo 4 years ago (edited)
Years ago, I slipped on my icy stairs whilst carrying a metal stepladder in my arm. For a few seconds, time slowed to a crawl, and all I could think of was "I hope the ladder doesn't hit me in the head". I landed on my back. The ladder landed next to me. And, we just lay there, contemplating life, and enjoying our time together.
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Islafoxcraft 4 years ago
When it was 64 degrees on Monday we were at school without our winter jackets. Absolute heaven.
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Helen Haley 4 years ago
You apologize BEFORE and after asking a favor. Then profusely say thank you for the next week.
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GirlFriday 4 years ago
Wait, there are people that don't do this? If you visit someplace once a year, do you not check for crop rotation as you are driving by?
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Jennifer Crompton 4 years ago
#3&4 hurt your lungs to breathe in and freeze the snot in your nose😳
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M O'Connell 4 years ago
You know you've reached "peak midwest" when your snow blower has its own tire chains.
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Helen Haley 4 years ago
Why would we miss the show? You don't take cover until you can see the tornado, and you confirm it is coming your way.
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WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
To be fair, with Corona going on, a 15 hour drive is the better option in terms of safety.
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M O'Connell 4 years ago
The Kansas City airport is a really unique design. It's a shame they've already started demolishing the terminals to build a more modern one.
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Cori 4 years ago
I had an overwhelming urge to comment on nearly every one of these. Never has a post seemed more relatable. I have lived in exactly 3 states. Missouri, Illinois and Iowa. I've had cows, goats and pigs in the back of my SUV. Good hay that's been put up right makes me deliriously happy. At least a few times a year a neighbor pulls up to ask if the cows that are out belong to us. At least once a year they do. I DO know when it's going to rain. I hate putting people out by asking for help. The phrase 'going to town' is a permanent part of my vernacular. As is 'ope, so sorry' and 'wouldn't be so bad if that wind wasn't blowing.' The town I live near has 17,000 people and the only walmart for miles. When people from our area say they're 'going to town,' they mean they're taking a trip to Kirksville so they can get their shopping done.
Suzanne Haigh 4 years ago
I feel a bit that way and do not even live in America
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Leo Domitrix 4 years ago
Been there, lived there, never going there again. I saw more Confederate flags in the US Midwest than I see living in the US South. No thanks. Downvote away, but it was a horrible time for me, being asked if I was Jewish or n-word b/c... wait for it... I have, and I quote "such dark eyes". Over and over, random people, like every other month, just asking me that. I had no idea I wasn't white "enough" till I moved to the US Midwest. turns out, no, I'm not. Good to know where NOT to be!
Cori 4 years ago
I'm so sorry that was your experience. I definitely see a lot of that here. There are a few pockets of educated civility though. Our little town has a population of only around 17,000 but we're lucky enough to have a fairly liberal university and a med school so the decent folks outnumber the racist idiots in my neck of the woods. We did still have a nauseating number of Trump yard signs though, which was super disappointing.
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David Beaulieu 4 years ago
90% of these are not midwest specific. What would be specific would be to add "likely to vote for a racist, fascist, homophobe" or "think they are special because they literally can't get out of their state in a day of driving because it's bigger than most countries"
Marnie 4 years ago
I really wondered about many of these. I've lived in Minnesota all my life, and I just don't know which ones are not midwest-specific, but some seem like they very likely were not. As for "likely to vote for a racist, fascist, homophobe", that's not me. Minnesota went for Sanders in 2016, and I think we were the state with highest votes for Warren.
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Monica A. M. 4 years ago
Ope.... yeah, I haven't lived in Illinois for 27 years.... I still say it daily....
Data1001 4 years ago
From birth until adulthood, I lived in South Dakota, North Dakota, Minnesota, Wisconsin, and Ohio (the latter I don't really consider Midwest, but some do). And I not only have never used the word "ope", I haven't heard anyone else use it either. I don't even know what it means. But yeah, a lot of the rest is accurate. Lots of apologizing. Lots of stoicism. And outdoor barbecues when the first Spring day gets above 50 F.
Leo Domitrix 4 years ago
Trust me. Ohio is the Midwest. Pennsylvania, no. Cleveland, OH maybe. West Virginia, no. Ohio? Oh yeah. If you're one of theirs, of course. And then they don't apologize.
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Michelle Brandt 4 years ago
I am a Midwesterner and I can confirm most of these are true. And I facepalmed at all of the Dad Midwesterner sayings because I heard them in my dad's voice and I'm sure he said all of them the last time I saw him, which was last week!
Daniel Rooney 4 years ago
I'm from the north west of England and apart from a few colloquialisms, the distance between neighbours and having to deal with tornadoes, we're not far off each other! We can relate on a f**k load of the other stuff!
Katherine Alexander 4 years ago
I feel like you're talking about central Canada, even the social aspects are the same.
Faith Hurst 4 years ago
Maybe midwesterners should get out of the midwest sometime. At least half of these are true in a lot of places. Pretty much anywhere that gets snow or people are polite.
Lyone Fein 4 years ago
I grew up in Maine but I have lived in the Midwest for over 30 years now. I love it here. The folks are friendly. The cost of living is reasonable. The crime rates are low. And the traffic is better.
Sky Render 4 years ago
So basically the midwest is just Oregon but with more snow and lower DOT road repair standards. Got it.
abby smink 4 years ago
Never even been to any these places, and a vast majority of these is me anyways.
Tiny Dynamine 4 years ago
"What do you think is the best region in the best country in the world?" I'm not really sure about this question. Do you mean New Zealand, Sweden, Norway? Why do you sometimes give us loads of criticism of the USA, then on the other hand, you suck its balls like your life depended on it?
Mewton’s Third Paw 4 years ago
Almost as if there were more than one writer at BP. Almost. As. If.
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Cori 4 years ago
I had an overwhelming urge to comment on nearly every one of these. Never has a post seemed more relatable. I have lived in exactly 3 states. Missouri, Illinois and Iowa. I've had cows, goats and pigs in the back of my SUV. Good hay that's been put up right makes me deliriously happy. At least a few times a year a neighbor pulls up to ask if the cows that are out belong to us. At least once a year they do. I DO know when it's going to rain. I hate putting people out by asking for help. The phrase 'going to town' is a permanent part of my vernacular. As is 'ope, so sorry' and 'wouldn't be so bad if that wind wasn't blowing.' The town I live near has 17,000 people and the only walmart for miles. When people from our area say they're 'going to town,' they mean they're taking a trip to Kirksville so they can get their shopping done.
Suzanne Haigh 4 years ago
I feel a bit that way and do not even live in America
Load More Replies... Leo Domitrix 4 years ago
Been there, lived there, never going there again. I saw more Confederate flags in the US Midwest than I see living in the US South. No thanks. Downvote away, but it was a horrible time for me, being asked if I was Jewish or n-word b/c... wait for it... I have, and I quote "such dark eyes". Over and over, random people, like every other month, just asking me that. I had no idea I wasn't white "enough" till I moved to the US Midwest. turns out, no, I'm not. Good to know where NOT to be!
Cori 4 years ago
I'm so sorry that was your experience. I definitely see a lot of that here. There are a few pockets of educated civility though. Our little town has a population of only around 17,000 but we're lucky enough to have a fairly liberal university and a med school so the decent folks outnumber the racist idiots in my neck of the woods. We did still have a nauseating number of Trump yard signs though, which was super disappointing.
Load More Replies... David Beaulieu 4 years ago
90% of these are not midwest specific. What would be specific would be to add "likely to vote for a racist, fascist, homophobe" or "think they are special because they literally can't get out of their state in a day of driving because it's bigger than most countries"
Marnie 4 years ago
I really wondered about many of these. I've lived in Minnesota all my life, and I just don't know which ones are not midwest-specific, but some seem like they very likely were not. As for "likely to vote for a racist, fascist, homophobe", that's not me. Minnesota went for Sanders in 2016, and I think we were the state with highest votes for Warren.
Load More Replies... Monica A. M. 4 years ago
Ope.... yeah, I haven't lived in Illinois for 27 years.... I still say it daily....
Data1001 4 years ago
From birth until adulthood, I lived in South Dakota, North Dakota, Minnesota, Wisconsin, and Ohio (the latter I don't really consider Midwest, but some do). And I not only have never used the word "ope", I haven't heard anyone else use it either. I don't even know what it means. But yeah, a lot of the rest is accurate. Lots of apologizing. Lots of stoicism. And outdoor barbecues when the first Spring day gets above 50 F.
Leo Domitrix 4 years ago
Trust me. Ohio is the Midwest. Pennsylvania, no. Cleveland, OH maybe. West Virginia, no. Ohio? Oh yeah. If you're one of theirs, of course. And then they don't apologize.
Load More Replies... Michelle Brandt 4 years ago
I am a Midwesterner and I can confirm most of these are true. And I facepalmed at all of the Dad Midwesterner sayings because I heard them in my dad's voice and I'm sure he said all of them the last time I saw him, which was last week!
Daniel Rooney 4 years ago
I'm from the north west of England and apart from a few colloquialisms, the distance between neighbours and having to deal with tornadoes, we're not far off each other! We can relate on a f**k load of the other stuff!
Katherine Alexander 4 years ago
I feel like you're talking about central Canada, even the social aspects are the same.
Faith Hurst 4 years ago
Maybe midwesterners should get out of the midwest sometime. At least half of these are true in a lot of places. Pretty much anywhere that gets snow or people are polite.
Lyone Fein 4 years ago
I grew up in Maine but I have lived in the Midwest for over 30 years now. I love it here. The folks are friendly. The cost of living is reasonable. The crime rates are low. And the traffic is better.
Sky Render 4 years ago
So basically the midwest is just Oregon but with more snow and lower DOT road repair standards. Got it.
abby smink 4 years ago
Never even been to any these places, and a vast majority of these is me anyways.
Tiny Dynamine 4 years ago
"What do you think is the best region in the best country in the world?" I'm not really sure about this question. Do you mean New Zealand, Sweden, Norway? Why do you sometimes give us loads of criticism of the USA, then on the other hand, you suck its balls like your life depended on it?
Mewton’s Third Paw 4 years ago
Almost as if there were more than one writer at BP. Almost. As. If.
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