50 Funny And Relatable Posts From “Middle Aged Humor” That Only Older Generations Will Probably Understand
I'm not saying that the number of members determines whether or not an online community is good. However, when there's a Facebook group with 1.3 million, you notice.
Like the name implies, 'Middle Aged Humor' consists of a more mature audience. People use it as a way to connect and bring levity to mundane or difficult situations, and while it may not be everyone's cup of tea, we can't deny the group's relevance to the platform. After all, 73 percent of U.S. adults aged 50-64 use Facebook.
So, let's take a look at how they make the internet (and maybe life in general) more enjoyable for each other.
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Cool uncle! Got some mad skills in a short time. Maybe he took a class on Skillshare?? :D
I'm impressed for a week of knowing. I couldn't do that and I've known about it for decades!
My teenage nephew recently asked me if I knew of Photoshop. "Been using it since 1990 kiddo." I love how kids sometimes imagine all technology might be foreign to we older types.
Wait, a camera detecting no seatbelt? That’s impressive. Even if someone was operating, that’s still impressive.
I looked it up to see if traffic cameras monitor for not wearing a seatbelt. What I found was that the newer traffic light cameras can and do detect movement associated with not wearing a seatbelt. I read about it on http://www.camerasunleashed.com . But not all cameras can detect it.
Load More Replies...My nephew's dog's cousin's former roommate survived a car crash because he was not wearing a seat belt. There is always one in every crowd with such a story to defy using a seat belt.
Load More Replies...As a joke, I once told a few of my co-workers that the city was installing high tech traffic cameras, called REMDC (Rapid Eye Movement Detection Cameras), that can tell when a driver is dozing at the wheels. It was fun and game until I got a call from my boss saying he has the City Manager on hold who wants to know about these cameras. That escalated quickly.
Uh .. was the city manager afraid of being caught?
Load More Replies...They never expected someone to drive past the same camera five times in just a few minutes. Hopefully they will be understanding & just make them pay the one ticket.
This made me laugh way more than I thought it would....we have these and similar ones around the toll roads, and every time I go through I purposely make a funny face lol my hope is that someone in a tiny room at the DMV is reviewing the pics and gets a laugh
Every once in a while when I'm alone in a room I suddenly say "I know you're spying on me" on the off chance somebody really is and will be freaked out by this
Load More Replies...We managed to get in touch with a member of the group's administrator team, Marie Shizuka, and she said that since 'Middle Aged Humor' is so big, they have been developing a system that would automatically clean it.
"We do some auto deletion to keep spammers out," Shizuka told Bored Panda. "But the problem is when this system also deletes actual members' comments and they complain a lot."
Or swinging on the school swings...getting WAY up there and launching. If I even sat on a swing now I would somehow hurt myself
Heck yeah! That was the best part. BTW, I just hit 10,000 points! Do I get a plaque or something? Does it say "congratulations for spending so much time on Bored Panda while you should have been working?" :)
One of our neighbors built a swing set out of steel t-beams. So heavy you couldn't lift it. On the other hand it was about 10ft tall.
Load More Replies...My elementary school had these swings but like metal. Once I went too high. Ended up face first into the rocks.
I still remember seeing a girl swing over the top pole in kindergarten.
... 67 years. Met my best friend at 5 years of age.
Load More Replies...I feel sad and lonely bc I don’t have real friends. I have my husband, kids and dogs. The “friends” I have rn are just acquaintances. I only become their friend when they need something ie favor or money. Im jealous of people that have real friends. I’m sorry. This season always makes me feel like this.
I will use any wishes I get for Christmas to try and remedy this for you <3
Load More Replies...I love this. You’re never prepared for aging because when you’re young you don’t realize you will never mentally feel like your actual age
I did but she is gone now. I still laugh about s**t we did...I am 64 too!
Felt that loss... hope the memories you shared brighten every day <3
Load More Replies...I was waiting for the joke, but this took an unexpectedly wholesome turn; 10/10 would recommend.
Not Christmas, but this made me realize the wonderful memories that I had as a child were the ones I shared with my parents :') I feel sorry for not turning into the awesome daughter that you want, though :(
Hope my daughter feels this way in years to come and what a beautiful way to look at it xxx
Somebody gets it. Mothers everywhere are wiping their eyes. I know I am.
Shizuka said that the community is, for the most part, keeping the content positive. "Generally, any feel-good and funny posts are popular among the members," she said. "Nostalgic pictures too."
And it's easy to understand where this is coming from. Consuming too much worrying news, whether actively or passively, can have a big impact on our mood.
"The way that news is presented and the way that we access news has changed significantly over the last 15 to 20 years," said Graham Davey, a professor emeritus of psychology at Sussex University in the UK and editor-in-chief of the Journal of Experimental Psychopathology. "These changes have often been detrimental to general mental health."
Branch manager and assistant branch manager
Good, we should all make the effort to support small businesses, especially around the holidays :D
Load More Replies...Small-business entrepreneurs prepared for this dog eat dog world of commerce.
Assistant manager, thinks he is doing his part but is just hanging on by the skin of his teeth
Evolution at work. Cats manipulated the Ancient Egyptians. Their work continues today...
I dropped the shrinkwrap from a case of water onto the floor. Bouche got stuck with her head and front legs through one hole, and her back legs and tail through the other. When she realized she was stuck, she came up and whimpered.
For the love of all that's Christmas... can political stuff be put on hold for a few days? ✌️
Load More Replies...There are also adults who think the earth is flat, vaccines cause autism and COVID is fake
I'm not sure those people actually qualify as real adults. ;)
Load More Replies...There are people out there that believe in God even though they've never seen it, heard it, or felt it in any way shape or form.
I swear that faith in God is the great human sorting machine. Having faith is the loudest way to let the world know that this person can be lied to and manipulated into accepting just about anything, under the right mob circumstances. There's a reason that the vast majority of flat earth, stop the steal, hang Fauci, gun toting whack-a-doodles are also Christians. You rarely hear about atheist terrorists, just sayin.
Load More Replies...There are people who believe that the earth is flat. They are called Flat Earthers.
I found this(that there are flat earthers) out only through the magical world of internet. I don't know anyone who believes the earth is flat.
Load More Replies...Also: According to a survey in 2018, 7 percent of American adults believe chocolate milk comes from brown cows. That's about 16 million Americans btw. And let's not talk about Fox News audience...
Old guy with a white beard who gives presents? Yes, he's married to my mother
Load More Replies...@SarahElizabeth I don’t love that — no, I actually wouldn’t mind if you so kindly left the comment section.
Load More Replies...What's oleo?! Read it as Oreo at first and was still confused when I read it right!
Shortening, I’d have to switch that to butter.
Load More Replies...If I could upvote twice - the best! Sure to lift the spirits of anyone viewing it. Thanks, Mom
I can’t help but think of the young lady who made the Washington Post because she has been going around to various gravestones and making the recipes she has written on them. I wonder if she has found this one yet.
Davey thinks today's news is increasingly visual and shocking, and that the inclusion of smartphone videos and audio clips isn't helping. These bystander-captured media can be so intense that they can cause symptoms of acute stress—like problems sleeping, mood swings, or aggressive behavior—or even PTSD.
Some of Davey's research has shown that negative TV news is a significant mood-changer, and the moods it tends to produce are sadness and anxiety. "Our studies also showed that this change in mood exacerbates the viewer’s own personal worries, even when those worries are not directly relevant to the news stories being broadcast,” he said.
*I'll wave to you awkwardly when I pass by running*
Load More Replies...My neighbor's son told his mother that I was the healthiest person he knew. She raised her eyebrows a little and asked why he thought that (I am a drinking eating couch potato) and he said because he'd heard that laughing is healthy and he didn't know anyone who laughed more than me
Or the yoga pants, puffy jacket wearing, Starbucks sipping walkers.
Getting older has taken a lot of her height :(
To be fair, stuff used to be made to last back then. Planned obsolescence and breakdown is now built in as a feature for more profit.
Either Granny shrank or she was wearing very high shoes in the first pic
To be clear, this post is about the relationship, not the car. 😉
Too bad those Hairless Potter books were never made into movies.
Load More Replies...He could have definitely sent a worse pic to prove he has hair!
All old people are wizards Adam West told us so, don't you guys remember?
My son (about 8 at the time) asked me if I could do a cartwheel. "Of course I can" I said. Fast forward 30 seconds and I have a pulled groin. It appears I can't do a cartwheel.
Of course you can do one..it's the ending that does not go well
Load More Replies...Och, that's right enough! When did it all start going wrong eh?
Load More Replies...I used to be the person who cartwheeled. Once upon a lifetime ago, I had to be at work at 5am. I would wake up as late as possible, and drag myself to work. But before actually going in, I would do a few cartwheels outside on the lawn. Woke me up for long enough until the first cup of coffee kicked in..... now I'm lucky if I can get more than one chore done a day. Throw a shower into the something, lolssomething
* and I'm likely to pull something (I've got no idea how to edit a comment on here. I'm an old person I guess)
Load More Replies...I am jealous of anyone who can get up from the floor without 2 helpers
Facts just saw my 1 year younger brother roll off the air mattress while I had to pray and hold on to a table to get up off mine
I remember visiting my neighbor who was in her 70's. She was on the floor playing a game with her grandson. She got up gracefully to meet me at the screen door and said "I bet you were surprised to see me on the floor." I said, "No, I was surprised at how easily you could get up!" LOL That dear lady was 10 or 15 years older than me and I was the one who would grunt and look for handholds if I had to get up.
I could do all kinds of impressive flips & bendy acrobatic tricks throughout highschool & college. These days my brain remembers how to execute those moves but my body refuses to cooperate. I'm pretty sure the forces of gravity are conspiring against me. 😉
While increased anxiety and stress are reason enough to be wary of overdoing it when it comes to the news, these and other mental health afflictions can also fuel physical complaints. Stress-related hormones, most notably cortisol, have been linked to inflammation associated with rheumatoid arthritis, cardiovascular disease, and other serious health concerns.
Can’t upvote this enough! I always want to grin and wave, but I don’t want to instigate any road rage.
I just make enough eye contact with them so that they feel like they need to show how fast their car can take off when the light turns green. I then safely leave them in the dust until I reach the speed limit. Then they get to experience the full amount of embarrassment they deserve.
Load More Replies...I do drive but would also always upvote kermy. Love the frog!
Load More Replies...Or when they pass you, then get in front of you just to go 10 MPH SLOWER than you were already going... 😣
This could also be their version of petty revenge. Although it's much more entertaining to drive under the speed limit when they aren't able to pass you. Yet they don't seem to realise that the closer they get to the back of my car, the slower I will go.
Load More Replies...I ignore them like the plague. I live in the USA and people have guns in their cars.
would have beat the red light if you weren't driving 10 mph under the speed limit for the last 10 miles with a row of 15 plus cars behind you that can't get around you but don't want to be late for work, so they try to get around you and end up at the red light....js
In my experience (Germany) most drivers tend to go about 10 kph over the speed limit (apart from stretches they're aware of having speed traps) and a few of them can't handle people adhering to the speed limit
Load More Replies...I feel this way all the time, and laugh when we are at the light together
Giving these to kids at the doorstep is considered child abuse in many jurisdictions.
Load More Replies...omg!! when my dad went to the barbershop he would always bring me back 1 or 2 :)
Sadly, my teens are just as surprised by what they've given me, even though they put wrapping paper on my gift. In 5 years, it's never occurred to them to maybe open the Amazon box FIRST before wrapping to know what they're giving.
Load More Replies...My dad watches in horror as I pile their gifts under the tree, than suddenly steps out and gathers a rolled banknote which he pushes secretly in my hand, as if I had just bought drugs from him. Every year! 😂
Dad once asked me, while doing the taxes, when I'd been born. You'd think he'd have more memory of it than I would.
The year I got my first laptop I asked my Dad how he knew I wanted one, and he turned to my Mom and asked her "How did I know hon?"
Dads everywhere. Ask him about something in the Christmas card he "signed" and see him squirm, lol.
I am the "mom" in this situation. My partner has no desire to buy presents for anyone.
My favorite part of opening girts is getting to guess what type of clothing it is when I already have dressers overflowing.
Teens don’t have exclusive rights to wanting to f**k.
Load More Replies...Or drinking water... IS ANYONE IN THE ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY HYDRATED?
Now that you mentioned that, I'm concerned they are not.
Load More Replies...Showing adults who have disposable income for ANYTHING in spite of the low paying jobs
Like those home buying shows where the guy says "I'm an unemployed kindergarten teacher and my wife is an underwater basket weaver and our budget is $1.5 million."
Load More Replies...I hate when they say "Contains adult language..well, it ought to if there are speaking adult parts. If it's rude or profane or sexist, well they need to make another catagory, like Contains people that shouldn't have dropped out of school in the fourth grade and need to learm a bit of dignity and restraint.
The human brain is attracted to troubling information because it's programmed to detect threats. This can make it hard for us to ignore the negatives online. The publishers know it; just think of all the opinions and commentary that passes for news analysis when, in reality, is not much different from lunchroom gossip.
Me last week, see 4 Garda cars, grab dog lead and run outside, No dog attached to the lead 🙈 poor dog barking inside house wondering if ive gone mad, Nope just Nosy 👃
One of the many things I miss about having a dog. You can walk right past whatever's going on and no one questions it because dogs have got to be walked
Load More Replies...I caught my husband vacuuming the yard once. I kid you not. When i was a kid we used rakes.
I did vacuum the patio this summer... though there was a broken glass and dog paws to consider!
Load More Replies...A lawnmower would be better, but I understand that the situation required quick decisions
Weedmower might be more appropriate - just sayin;!
Load More Replies...Few weeks ago, there was police all over my town. They caugh some house robbers. Apparently, family came home early and caught them, and robbers threatened them with gun, but lady managed to call the police anyway. Helicopters were watching house surroundings to see if some robbers tried to escape. Guess who went to walk their dog and somehow ended near robbed house? Yeah, whole town.
My husband and I were riding the Harley Davidson looking for his uncles home where they had such wonderful times every summer. We found it and knocked on the door to ask if we could walk down to the lake. The couple that answered the door invited us in, showed us all the updates they did and just let us roam....and we were dressed in biker leather and had never met them. Such a great experience for my husband.
I was able to virtually tour the house I grew up in and my grandparent's house when they were for sale on Zillow. Hadn't been in either of them for 50 years
I though that you just sold it and wanted to ask people, who may have bought and first till it said parents and I was like oof
I can't even find my one house and the other was burnt down to use the land for crops.
Me with the trolley at 5 minutes to closing time; "Push!" Mary in the stable: Push!
5 minutes to close and you're pushing a trolley? You know you're not getting checked out in five minutes thus making the employees stay late on their Christmas
Load More Replies...Thanks to the pagans for having THE best celebrations that they wanted to combine them! 😜
Load More Replies...A for real thing I used to do - Get all Christmas shopping done early. Christmas in the can so to speak. Then a day or two before Christmas, go to the mall to people watch and bask in the schadenfreude of watching stressed out people run around like ants when someone kicked the ant hill while feeling smug and superior. I did at least have the decency to have a good laugh at myself when one year I realized I was one of the ants. Also, I'm not really cruel. It was really more just pleasure that I'd managed to get my own stuff done those years and was not stressing.
And then you realize you forgot to buy a present for your spouse and have to run out too.
Load More Replies...Joseph: "I'm really sorry I forgot to book a room, what can I do -?" Mary: *I'm FINE!" And that was the first silent night.
(I saw this in a cartoon online, alas I'm not that creative.)
Load More Replies...I worked retail 5 years before a workplace injury forced me out. Dark, DARK days indeed...I can't imagine how it is now with staff shortages.
Load More Replies...Joseph - SHES ABOUT TO HAVE THIS BABY WE NEED A ROOM Inn - Well it’s not our fault you decided to wait to come until she was about to give birth 🤷🏻♀️
"But hey we have this cool sukkah (booth used during Sukkot) you can stay in!"
Load More Replies...This use to make me so mad when I was in retail. "Oh your open tomorrow on Christmas day? You poor things. Doesn't Management care? Well bye bye well see you tomorrow!" Their only open because people like you come shopping. Just stay at home then retail workers can too! Literally the reason it's the WORST time of the year for anyone in retail!
Me, too, and when did I start sleep-shopping?? Also, I'm a vegetarian??? I'm very confused by me right now.
The UK! You can buy a small loaf of supermarket own bread for around 25-35p! Bread in America is stupidly expensive (and so so sweet!)
The cheapest one I remember is like 80ct in Germany. And it‘s real bread, too. Not the good kind but at least not that white, fluffy stuff we here call „toast“ (normal bread is called bread, American „bread“ is called toast here, even if you do not toast it. Must be funny for you reading this. If you toast American bread in Germany, it‘s called „toasted toast, lol. Most of us only use American bread to toast it. German bread normally does not get toasted.)
Load More Replies...Sounds like you need to keep your day job.......smfh
You might wanna know But I on the other hand will be I such situation by force in about 3 months or so Since 1usd will be Worth about 36egp by then
Staying aware and informed is a good thing. But when it comes to our health, too much news can spell trouble. Balancing it out with light-hearted content can be one way of fighting this issue.
"We have received many messages about how our group makes their day and cheers them up," the admin of 'Middle Aged Humor', Marie Shizuka, said.
With bonus thoughts like "I should really go to the dentist" and "oh no, when does my license expire?"
And "What was it again that I need to do very urgently first thing tomorrow? What was it??"
Load More Replies..."Oh, and if you fall asleep RIGHT NOW you will get 2 hours and 27 minutes of sleep before the alarm goes off."
Do I have all my beneficiaries updated incase I am interrogated by the CIA for that one time I stole a pack of Zebra gum from the supermarket and go to prison and die there alone?
Most of these apply down to Millennials, I feel!! I am a middle Millennial.
I'm a boomer. I never had insomnia til I retired last year. Now one night a week at least. One night shortly after the Summer Olympics, I thought, WTF, I'll try counting sheep. Within minutes, the sheep were doing the best balance beam routines, as good as Simone Biles. I gave up and got back on BP.
Load More Replies...Worse yet - a selection of "soft rock" songs from the 70's beginning with Delta Dawn and ending with The Night The Lights Went Out In Georgia.
I sometimes wake up arguing with my 9th grade geography teacher. She got so many things wrong.
That‘s not fair. Women would be enraged if men said such a thing. They do think. They just do not care about the thinks we do.
Kind of you, however categorically, we may have done a thing or two to deserve that...
Load More Replies...I'm a woman and I'm pretty sure a lot of women think about me than me. Or maybe that's the ADHD making the thoughts too fast, like The Flash.
Has to be true. I have two teenage sons and there are days I wonder if there is a whole brain cell working between them.
Fun fact, all that time they spend thinking they still don't have a clue!
My boyfriend's two brain cells probably just thinking about pizza and snowboarding, while he looks like he's pondering the creation of the universe.
HA. We know that they are asleep -- NOT watching TV because they are snoring!
She doesn't look old enough for a shower bar! (Edit typo)
Ah yes, the good ol' shower beer has been one-upped once again!
That's a bar I'm not staying until last call......fact
It took me a moment, but I finally got the joke.... I only get it because I've seen Family Guy, as I'm a Brit and our phone numbers don't work like this xD
You are missing out on classic American song, please listen to it. Family guy doesn’t do the song justice, I will warn you though the song is a real ear wig so don’t be surprised if that’s all you hear in your head for the next 6 months
Load More Replies...I’ll never forget it either! It’s a constant joke at my workplace. Any time anyone asks about any kind of number (phone, file number, case number, stock number, etc) someone else always says “okay it’s 8…6…7…” and the other person says with exasperation “oh screw you!” 😂
Load More Replies...I love that song lol feel bad for the person with the number 8675309eine
It was a problem. I guess a number of folks in different area codes with that number ended up having to change numbers. And it kind of became a thing after that that bands don't use real phone numbers in songs. Maybe just an unspoken rule or whatever but remember reading about it.
Load More Replies...For more similar content, Shizuka said the group has a spin-off page on Facebook, called the Middle Aged Club, and it's just as entertaining.
pretty much same as turkeys - "13 minutes per pound of turkey at 350°"
Load More Replies...She should have put the baby on the washing machine, final spin cycle...
Holy c**p no. On many washers baby would fall off during spin cycle. "I swear officer, she was only supposed to be up there for the 'swish-swish'. I was totes going to take her off before the spin cycle but then the phone rang."
Load More Replies...Mine threw her one kid against the wall and now has extremely limited contact with all three of her kids. If she ever says a WORD against my parenting, she will not be seeing her grandkids.
Jfc, wtf?? Who does that?? Did she have PND? Or is she just nuts? I wouldn't let her near your kids if there were no extenuating circumstances around her throwing her kid.
Load More Replies...And this is why we switch cookers off at the wall when we are done using them :D In all seriousness though, I read an article about a dog setting a house on fire after pressing the touch button for turning the stove on. ( https://metro.co.uk/2022/06/14/dog-accidentally-sets-home-on-fire-after-turning-on-stove-16827721/ )
So glad everyone and that lovely dog were okay. With my cooker you have to keep setting the clock if you switch it off at the wall - and you have to set the clock for the oven to work (the time doesn't have to be accurate of course!). Be a right pain to keep switching it off. I have touch controls which are also at the front, like the oven in the footage, but you can lock them so that an accidental paw or finger simply cannot switch them on. If you put anything on the hob and it isn't locked into 'Off' it keeps beeping until you either remove the item or switch the lock 'Off' on. (Sorry about that rather convoluted sentence.) There are ones with good safety features.
Load More Replies...🎶Burn baby burn.... infant inferno🎶 !!!! ????? ( SO inappropriate)
Actually, I've seen much worse done by doctors and midwives. The Dionne quintuplets were put in the warming pan on a cast iron stove to keep them warm while the others were being born and while their mother passed the afterbirth andslept after their first feeding. Also very common in twin births before incubators were a thing.
My ducks have wandered off and started a fight with the hamster that powers my brain
You got a hamster? I got a stick insect that is more stick than insect.
Load More Replies...Now I want to know WHY the ducks were in the backseat of the police car in the first place!!
I imagine they did something awful at the quack of dawn and only now got caught!
Load More Replies...I had a friend who was afraid of ducks. So we told him that if one come to his window he would have to duck down so he wouldn't be seen and if it broke the window we would have to use duck (duct) tape to fix, and the we could orange duck for dinner!!
No. They’re definitely ducks. Shorter necks with larger circumference, wider beaks and the cop is still alive.
Load More Replies...I just slaved over at least a dozen pancakes. I wish I had read this sooner.
I had Cheerios for dinner. I also love having cold pizza for breakfast.
I made cold broccolisoup once, I haven't been allowed acces to the kitchen since😉
Hurt my lower back, the other day, unwrapping a sandwich!
Load More Replies...Not having to decide what to make for breakfast, lunch and dinner every single day
I wish. I had to pay for most of my stuff when I was young. School trip that cost money? I had to work for it. If I wanted spending money, I had to work for it. I got my first job at 14 part time at a hardware store. I had worked raking leaves, shoveling snow and cleaning out garages before that.
This was me after hearing some 20 year olds talking about an "old movie" that was a "classic" and they were talking about The Fifth Element.
But that movie IS old. Even Avatar is, what? 12 years old now? THAT really surprised me!
Load More Replies...I heard Nirvana being played on the classic rock station in the car the other day and just said "oh no".
Or all these f*****g teenagers wearing wide-legged jeans and crop tops like TopShop invented them two seconds ago...🙄
You don’t have to be a teen to dress like that or wear top shop! Half my wardrobe is top shop and I’m in my mid-late 30s lol
Load More Replies...It was a wild moment when I heard Linkin Park on a "retro" music channel.
I was really surprised when I heard Green Day on a classic rock station.
That is not okay. I still have several "recent" memories of accidentally seeing them live for the tenth time and i didn't even really like them.
Load More Replies...The single best most couple saving purchase I have ever made is a second blanket. I finally have one that is the correct weight and material for me that I can cocoon in and my wife can put her uncomfortable slippery weightless duvet on top and it's all hers at night.
Load More Replies...That's my partner. :-( I wish I'd known years ago that i wasn't going to get any cuddles.
Load More Replies...We laugh every night as we strain and groan to lean over to kiss each other good night.
Cuddles would be great, but when you already hurt yourself sleeping wrong on the regular, that would be like "Good morning honey, call 911" "No you call, I can't move my hands" "Well me neither" ...
no way. We bought seperate blankets but put the big one back on this week because we were lonely in bed :-D
Took a dollar to the corner store could buy a soda, candy bar and pack of bubble gum!
Load More Replies...Though it's essentially a "pick n mix" situation, there was just a real difference when it was "penny candy." Nowadays you grab stuff, and likely weigh it to reveal some unhappy price. But when everything was a penny, standing there as a kid with some coins, you knew you could get "3 of these, 5 of those," etc. It was magic. For me it was at the Brookfield Apple Orchards' little candy store in Masachusetts. (I'd love it if others listed their places...)
I was just thinking this! I got $3 allowance and I would just keep picking things and going back to counter. Always got penny candy, candy bars, and candy cigarettes! Good times!!!
Load More Replies...have bought penny candy. also 5 and 10 cent gumball machines. 10 cent machine got you good stuff like a superball.
Too young for the penny candy, but I remember the 10 cent machines. Bleeps were my favorite, wish I could find those again
Load More Replies...I’m sorry- PENNY CANDY COUNTER?? tictacs are 3.98 for the SMALL containers I can’t imagine PENNY candy
Mom would send me to the corner store to buy Dad's cigarettes, and I'd buy myself candy with the dime left over.
and it took forever to choose. I always went for now and laters because there were several in the pack. or pop rocks so I could feed them to my chihuahua. that was hilarious
It looks like a movie scene. For Europeans: remember the Pipi Longstockings movies? I always wanted to be in that store where she bought all that candy for all the kids. That stuff looked divine!
Obviously outing my age but, I can testify that I enjoyed a very similar setting while in grade school. BoredPanda hasn't just reminded me, I often remember that truly mom & pop store.
Load More Replies...Oh, pass the Geritol. There used to be a store like this on the corner of my block in Phoenix. With a wooden screen door. This world needs more wooden screen doors.
Well, they don't know where each ornament goes! 😄
Load More Replies...The next day, they probably nuked the leftovers from orbit....only way to be sure.
I think you are thinking of The Thing. This is the facehugger from Alien.
Load More Replies...Now THIS is my kind of Christmas. Next year, I wanna do a Creepy Christmas, which is the wonderful blend of Halloween and Christmas. This will be the main course meal!
I'll see your face hugger and up you this Cthurkey, An Octopus-Stuffed Turkey With Crab Legs Cthurkey-A...e5805c.jpg
SNL did a great Jeopardy skit with Sean Connery asking for “Le Tits Now for $200”
That's what I told your mother last night, Trebek!
Load More Replies...Ok but parents always act like kids (especially teens) want nothing to do with them but if my parents think of something fun to do I'd 100% love to (they usually try to make me do things I don't want to tho then call me miserable, on the other hand I really wanna go on a walk in the dark with my dad like he suggested but we haven't yet) turned into a rant but ok
That’s true like is they force me into activities tho I’m obviously gonna hate it unless I actually want to do it. But going to. Target at 3AM to pjs since they were left at home is bomb
Load More Replies...Well, I assume the middle-aged one is the father. If it's the daughter, it's a whole other narrative.
Load More Replies...But then she would be holding something different in the picture
Load More Replies...I once had an adorable grandma call my store because she asked her grandson what he liked. She asked me what a YouTube was and if she could buy him one
Something my mother would have done. My mother and sisters MiL(mother-in-law)we're getting to know each other years ago. On St Patricks Day MiL buys my mother a loaf of Irish soda bread and beer. She knows we're Irish and didn't know much about the holiday, thought it was like Xmas for Irish people because of the parades(we live about 30 mins north of NY City). Slightly insulting(the beer, mom doesn't even drink and she knew that much) but she meant well. So when the Puerto Rican Day parade came up, mom brought her 20lbs of rice a case of Piña Colada mix.
Four stages of womans life. 1.you believe 2. You realise the truth and hound mum as mum is really santa 3. You get be santa to your own but with no thanks nor recognition oh and the cook, the budgeter, the planner, the decorated and shopper. 4. Not sure yet I'm still in stage 3...
Never bekieved in Santa, sorry. Have a hormone disorder, I'll never shave a day in my life. No facial hair for me,.sorry. Have salt and pepper hair though.
That's me in #4, listening to the idiots firing their guns at midnight.
They got it wrong! I'm in my 30's and New Years basically means overeating to the point, that you shove enough calories in your face to survive the following 3 weeks. As the guilt takes over you pour some wine on top of all that food before falling asleep at 12:15.
Tip: never go out on New Years Eve. Firstly, everyone goes out with unfeasibly high expectations of having ‘the best night ever!’. Secondly, when their night turns to manure and disappointment they become awful, melancholy drunks, because thirdly: all the people who never drink the rest of the year are out there doing technicolor yawns.
also no pulling girl's hair or inappropriate touching
Load More Replies...And I doubt the owner of the business keeps spares of different sizes too 🤷♀️
Load More Replies...Also don’t pour stuff in other’s drinks or bother girls who tell you to stop
You should pee everyone's pants, take one for the team!
Load More Replies...I do this for the environment and for anti-capitalism. There is no reason to throw most plastic bags after a single use.
When I lived in Saudi in the early 90s, plastic bags were kind of expensive, so we did this! It didn't last once back in the States around 95-96.
Yes I do this - why not? My beloved grandmother used to save milk bags to use as baggies along with twist ties or an elastic band.
Milk...bag... Question: if the bag is used to store milk, why does it need a twist tie or elastic band as a seal?
Load More Replies...uh oh, kids, Santa can't fly around the world because he got a DUI...
Load More Replies...Same at our house. A Scotch on the rooks and mixed nuts.
Load More Replies...My mom also suggested carrots, celery, and apples for the reindeer. My sister and I were happy to oblige, of course!
How was your night Mrs claus? "Well, first it was great. He came home as randy as the 26 year old I met on ashley madison, but then it got awful when the tacos kicked in. I hate dutch ovens."
Actually! It's mostly just the us that does the milk and cookies. Watch Food Theory's video on not giving Santa cookies, it's neat what the different cultures do
I'm UK, we always left sherry and a mince pie! I suspect my dad was very partial to sherry and a mince pie.
Load More Replies...comes with an allen wrench and a piece of paper with hieroglyphics on it
Load More Replies...Lol. This reminds of a story a Costa Rican friend told me. Her brother was visiting her sister who was living in Rio de Janeiro. He went into a men's store and said in broken Portanhol (Spanish/Portugues mix): "I would like a new suit, but one that is darker than the one I have now". He couldn't understand why the lady started laughing. The Spanish word for suit "saco" means "s*****m" in Portuguese. Now replay that sentence with the words swapped out.
It is fun. I forgot about bucket stilts. We would race in those bad boys.
Load More Replies...Romper Room vibes. Not sure if anyone else on BP knows of the show...it may have been local to my area.
I remember my parents making these for me with those big metal Yuban coffee cans 💜
My neighbors had two sets of the wooden stilts. Harder to learn, but talk about cool! The higher set had the footholds really high too like at least 50cm off the ground
It was before the Internet. I don't want to be a fuddy duddy, and I love Wikipedia and Bored Panda, but it definitely changed things. Although, tbh, many changes are fallout of the times before, so the fear mongering of the TV age probably finally got rooted. Which is now exploding in some places on the internet. Sigh. I will go crawl back under my rock now :-(
Load More Replies...I'm not that old, but my fondest childhood memories growing up on a farm involve a lot of fire... (campfires, fireworks, setting different substances on fire....)
This stuff got throttled sooner in suburban areas. I moved to a more rural area 6 years ago and it's like going back in time :-) That almost never happens in life, so I feel like I got some second chances <3
Load More Replies...No, No, No.................... you tell her: "calm down, you're acting like your mother". You're welcome.
I don't know how to post a picture here or I would put one of my own rotary phone in the present day sitting on its table
Load More Replies...I have three in various areas of the house. That way I can rely on getting 911 when the cordless c**p is never where it's supposed to be. And they never break down, need charging, and have buttons that don't make me feel like the jolly green giant trying to enter a fricking number. They're old but reliable and I will never abandon them. The wind up alarm clocks are another story.
I think my mom's phone cord was 100' long- trying to get away from 7 kids...
No. We pretty much had an altar with the phone placed in the middle. Then a contacts-notebook and a notepad and a pen to one side of the phone and either some knick-knacks to the other side or the answering machine (when that was eventually a thing in our home). The best place for the phone-"altar" was next to the couch..... you could talk on the phone for so long and try out 50 new positions to sit or lie in at the same time. So much fun. Lol.
Trying to start a female version of the Village People perhaps?
He'll get all the other ones handed down as he grows up.
Load More Replies...I like the colours... Grandma should start knitting quilts instead, I'd buy one :)
As I was a child, I was warned not to swallow bubblegum because it would glue together your intestines... So this picture proofed my parents wrong!
Enjoyed playing it so much at school talked my parents into putting one up at home. It's a lot less fun without someone else to play with.
I had these at my school but they took away the balls because they were too dangerous and now they are just poles.☹️
Load More Replies...Still do! Damn tall kids. I stood no chance at my stature of 4’5 in fifth grade.
Loved tetherball ! Unless of course you’re playing with someone who was taller than you ! Lol
Comcast once ran an ad saying Santa can't land on a roof with a dish. Little kids freaked out. Tons of parents complained and they had to take it down l. It was hilarious
Trump did warn us about the hazards of windmills and we just refused to listen
Oh great. Another talking point that will be used by climate change deniers.
"Decorated my Bathroom for Christmas."
And great for us lazy folks who can't wrap presents worth a c**p
Load More Replies...Sometimes the delivery date and the current location where my package is at doesn’t add up…. All I’m saying is that if my purchase is in Oklahoma City and I’m in Dallas, I know for a fact I can drive that in less than the four days they claim it will take to get to my warm hands.
I love watching my packages go on their journeys. One time a shipment went on a detour to Havana, Cuba on its way from like Massachusetts or somewhere over there to California. Took an extra couple weeks to get it, but it was kind of cool that it had been on an adventure on its way
It is weird and fun, trying to figure out how the heck the package ended up on the wrong path. So many of ours have decided to take a detour to France that I'm thinking the country codes for France and Finland must be so close that it messes up the system.
Load More Replies...The first time I tracked a UPS package, I'm watching the truck get closer and closer...he got to within 242 yards (221 meters) of my house TWICE. The second time I'm thinking "won't be long now!" Then he made a right turn and drove 1.7 miles (2.7 km) away and spent about 30 minutes in that area before he came back. Never again.
Had a package that was lost for a month coming USPS. Got an E-mail saying the delivery was being turned over to UPS. Two weeks later, it was delivered by UPS. First time I have seen UPS finish a USPS delivery. My favorite will always be the week I spent searching for a delivered package by FedEx that was left on the fire escape. The neighbor told me there was a box sitting out there.
I live in Salt Lake City. I was tracking a FedEx package and saw that it had arrived at the north SLC distribution center. I got excited thinking that it would be delivered the next day..... but it apparently decided to take a side trip to Atlanta. By way of Dallas.
I ordered something from Walmart. It went from Los Angeles to Detroit then to me. I live in Reno, NV......
As a little kid I used to eat bologna sandwiches for lunch at school every day. Until the one day I was eating it and suddenly went "What the hell is this? It's awful!". I spat it out and never touched bologna again. You couldn't pay me to eat it now!
Swap that cheese for mature chedder and add some Branston pickle, then you got yourself a sandwich. :)
First you have to swap the bologna for real meat! Then I'm 100% with you.
Load More Replies...In her house, OK, make a mess. Go crazy! In mine they go by my rules.
Load More Replies...I want to upvote for the joke but my disdain for the sloppiness of this photoshoppery won't let me.
You think that's a joke. But real "cell phones for seniors" that you can buy ... are worse.
please google the Ellen episode where she gets a college-aged girl to use a phone book and a rotary phone. It's both hilarious and sad
And the cat will sit there and judge you. The dog will just sit there.
Load More Replies...Have come out of the bathroom to find 2 dogs and a cat in the hall. My first thought is "this must be what it's like to have kids".
Behind every successful man is a woman, kicking him up the clacker.
Well medleys can be awesome. Remember Elton John and Eminem at the Grammys or whatever it was?
Load More Replies...And some of couldn't care either way since we don't watch handegg in my country.
Led Zeppelin baby! (Well, Robert Plant and Jimmy Page, John Paul Jones and John Bonham (deceased) aren't shown) Old Led Zeppelin, but still.
Load More Replies...Superbowl doesn't pay artists anything for the halftime show. I have no idea why musicians do it. Some kind of honor or something? The NFL makes way too much money on the Superbowl to not pay its artists.
The problem lies not with the joker, but with the assumptions made by the readers.
Seconded! In my home, I, M50, am the nagging housewife :-)
Load More Replies...Well, the bird on the left is a male kingfisher, and the bird on the right looks to be a female kingfisher (the female has a red-orange lower mandible). I don't think she's a juvenile as her plumage is too bright. But it's hard to tell from this photo, it could all be a trick of the light. Easier to tell when they're sitting in front of you, and looking about. If I had to guess, the female is waiting to be fed by the male as part of the mating ritual. They are cool birds, but hard to spot in the wild. They love marshes or waterways with lots of cover.
This is a good comment, and a rare opportunity to share your knowledge!
Load More Replies...Right? Birds have very distinctive sexual dimorphism
Load More Replies...My mom had this Mexican neighbor since childhood and we recently visited my grandparents and he comes over and says they’re making tamales how much did we want? And my dad goes, us twelve? Yeah twelve, and he goes ohh… idk if we can make that many. He meant dozen. He thought we wanted twelve dozen, and they did bring twelve dozen. We jsut wanted a dozen lmao.
Oh tamales are so fun to make! An assembly line of parents, children, and cousins, good laughs and petty arguments, makes the end product all worth it!
Or maybe you can just tell everyone how much you love that film. Great film.
I thought they'd stolen them from the store Leon (chain of restaurants in the Uk) and were selling them to someone for Christmas to spell Noel!
Only during the monthly stock clearance!
Load More Replies...U realise pencils still exist and r used a lot by kids? Right?
When I was a kid there were no pencils. You simply sliced open your finger with an old nail and did your essay in your own blood. When you walked to school, it was 400 miles in 50 ft of snow, and it was uphill, both ways. I got my first job at 14.. weeks licking envelopes for 10 cents a day, and I loved it. Thank you for the privilege of letting baby me lick these envelopes for you sir (bosses were always men btw). These were good times where you built a lot of character!!! In fairness I played a lot of DnD when I was a kid, so I did in fact build a ton of characters.
Load More Replies...Aww c'mon y'all, it was cute and relevant, you young whippersnappers
Unless of course you were fancy and had a mechanical pencil by Lisa Frank ! Noice! Lol
And from now on Molly was always staying with her granny in the evenings, even in Saturday....
My husband actually wraps gifts a LOT neater than I do, but I have not yet seen him use a grill, so he could be two for two, or burn the food.
Wait, I have to stop here. Are you doing the grilling?? Why's he not using a grill?
Load More Replies...My partner is the exception that proves the rule. He's great at wrapping gifts, but he can't *not* overcook anything on the grill. I am queen of the grill.
Meanwhile, Michigan: “HEYYYY GUYS! ITS ME, YOUR FAVORITE STATE! TODAY, THE FEELS-LIKE TEMPERATURE IS NEGATIVE F**KING TWENTY-ONE! LETS ALL DIE IN OUR TEN DEGREE FAHRENHEIT BEDS!”
Sometimes even if it isn't hot, you want the fan on at least low to keep the air moving. Can get stuffy without a fan.
I have a "neighbor" who has a small Christmas tree up and lit 24 hrs a day 365 days a year in their porch.
I’m crazy about Christmas trees and I didn’t get one this year. Tempted to buy one today and leave it up until valentines at least lol
Load More Replies...Am I the only one who means "you don't have to get me anything"? Truly. I don't want/need anything.
Nope, you're not alone in that. I live in an awesome Tiny House and practice minimalism so when I say "please don't give me anything" and someone assumes I really mean "give me something" I end up so stressed... I now have to figure out what to do with it because I honestly do not have space for needless clutter, AND I have to try not to hurt someone's feelings because whatever it is, there's a 99.99% chance that I ***really didn't want it***. That's not a very thoughtful way to wish me a happy birthday or anniversary or whatever. But posts like this cause it to keep happening. 😕
Load More Replies...If I say that, I mean it. I’m wanting less materially as I age and really started feeling that way in college, even!
UH, no. Be up front. If you say you don't want a gift, don't be mad you aren't getting one. Don't play games. That's a d**k move, regardless of your gender.
...am I the only one who gets my wife gifts when they're an actual surprise just to make her happy, instead of being restricted by holidays and anniversaries? Our anniversary gift to each other has always just been a nice night in, alone.
In the Uk they are second nature and I don't understand how people in the USA etc where they aren't common, can't cope with them?!
Because the people installing them don't understand the either. So you get a 50' long truck trying to make a left hand turn in a round about that is barely wider than the road occupying both lanes and still driving over the middle because they made it too small.
Load More Replies...Try it with a 53' hooked to a 379 XL. I have a steer tire on the outer curb and a trailer tire on the inner curb and a car trying to squeeze by. It's maddening! I like to feel like I am in control, a roundabout is just chaos absolute chaos.
Load More Replies...... because they're far safer statistically than traffic lights and don't stop working when there's a power outage
If I ever get my hands on the fool that decided to put roundabouts on the exits from expressways... try dragging a 53 foot (16m) trailer around that circle without running over the curbs or a car. The engineers seemed to have forgotten American Big Trucks exist! HA! their pretty cobblestone decorations will be crushed to pebbles in a year.
They work better when the participants use their turn signals, which a sizable percentage of American drivers don’t do.
If it works, it works. If it was marketed as toddler reins, nobody would be complaining.
Load More Replies...THERE ARE FIVE OF THEM! AND THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME AGE!! HOW COULD HE NOT PUT THEM ON LEASHES??
Hey, it’s saved my siblings life many times before and look how many kids!? I say he’s doing great!
I hate that parents get judged for this by people who don't know the situation. My autistic four year old is a serial runner, and while I haven't gotten her a backpack leash I can completely understand why many people use them and how it can actually be safer for the kid.
I gave birth to complete opposites. One so fast, one so slow. My oldest had no impulse control and, if left to her own devices, would dart into traffic without a thought. She was always running, leaping, and bounding about. The second child was always lagging behind; she moved like her shoes were weighted with heavy metal. I was out and about in town one day with the girls. A woman shouted at me from her car window, "Lady, your kid!" and pointed. My second was lying on her back in the middle of the intersection, "looking for stars" in the middle of the day. You better believe I kept them on leashes. My only priority was to keep them alive.
As long as they're not from a rummage sale
Load More Replies...This changes everything! I won't have to almost die trying to hang over the boat!
Enough with the constant down playing on the youth of today! I see plenty of examples of kids still doing this/ similar
This is because the same people who complain about something like this think 25 cents is a fair amount to pay for such a service.
Or just refuse to answer the door until the hooligans go away.
Load More Replies...I've noticed a lot of kids having part-time jobs all year round so when would they be available for for snow shoveling?
My nephew started doing this when he was about 10 years old. Five years later he has his own lawncare, snow removal company. He even had business cards printed. Put most of his money earned into buying a snowblower and riding lawnmower. His step-dad has been great taking his equipment around for him and he had permanent clients. So great to see that some of our young people do have initiative.
Don’t wanna shovel your own sidewalk? There are plenty of places you can move to that rarely or never get snow 🤷
A. B & C are sort of linked and in some places a car isn't necessary. D is a luxury. A will improve lives.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*inhales*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
A. I can apply what I'm saving on rent to my transportation costs (bus, carpooling, my own car, whatever).
Wow! That's a tough one! Of course when rent was that cheap, I only made 4.50 per hr lol
Video games did not exist in the 80s. It's science fact. Edit: lol I really, really did not think I needed a /s tag on this one. C'mon people. 😐
Personally, I would rather children be warm and snug inside gaming than trying to push a car in a blizzard. .
It looks like they’re skitching (hanging onto the car to slide behind it). I did the same in the 1970s. I think they’d be drawn with at least one leg behind them if they were pushing.
Load More Replies...Those 1985 kids loved Back to the Future SO much, they found a car from the 1950s to snow surf behind.
I was addicted to Atari in 1985. I guarantee I was doing the same as the 2022 kid. These are getting stupid!
I was born in 85 but we definitely never did anything like push a stuck car. My dad did. We usually played outside until we froze and then came in and played Mario Bros.
Or many women I could describe. (You know who you are)
Load More Replies...Anyone else remember the pic with the blue thing like this? With the brown skid mark on the backside? Or did I have a horrible nightmare?
And they are way better than the ones from back in the day.
Load More Replies...Cloth diapers, while great in theory, were horrendous to deal with. I used them for one out of three, that was quite enough.
The trick is to use a service that picks up the dirties, cleans them and delivers fresh ones. The actual diaper changing is easy.
Load More Replies...Cloth nappies are reusable and therefore much more 'eco' friendly. I used them for 2 of my kids, before disposables got properly elasticated (everything would slide out of the side) However, both used to get awful nappy rashes - really bad. With my third, I tried terry (towelling)ones, but she got nappy rash too, so I used disposables, (by then reasonably well elasticated) and never had a problem again. So, yes, they are eco, but no, don't have the barriers to stop ammonia getting on the skin, and no matter how often you change, there will always be ammonia. Just wish we coiuld find a way of 'recycling' them.
I've used cloth nappies with my second baby since day 1. Even with proper washing and other procedures for deep cleaning rashes started when the baby was 10 months old. Used disposables until he was potty trained and then with the 3rd one again.
Load More Replies...No thanks, it's hard enough changing a diaper explosion when you have a squirmy baby who's only goal in life is to flip over at the precise moment your hand is beneath them trying to clean them up
I was shocked to discover a couple of years ago that my father-in-law was wearing cloth nappies, given how difficult they are even for babies. He politely explained that disposable pants for older men are very much worse than even cloth nappies, he loved wearing the cloth ones.
yeah uh ... my nephew uses these exclusively. Eco-friendly people are out there.
i can guarantee you that younger generations can understand all of this perfectly. we were raised by the older generations after all, it's not like we've never interacted with older people & can't comprehend any of their experiences. besides, we still have & do most of the things that the older generations are convinced are obsolete; we played outside as kids, we write with pencils every day, we work part-time jobs, we hang out with our friends in person. yes, video games & cell phones exist now, but we're not all screen addicts, unlike boomers who cant step away from facebook, candy crush, or anti-vax misinformation... by the way, the "kid" who wrote this comment is legally an adult. quit being so condescending.
I'm 43 and this kind of Boomer humour is half the reason I deleted my Facebook account.
Load More Replies...Holy sh*t, what an awful list. None of these are foreign concepts to young people, and tons of them are downright insulting. The people who make these ridiculous memes just have no concept whatever of what younger people do.
And this was supposed to be about middle-aged mêmes, which I think only 2 qualified. But who knows-these days, 30 is the new middle-age.
Load More Replies...The funniest thing about this list is the reaction down here. Lighten up! It's a tongue in cheek list of corny jokes meant to make you smile, not an indictment of any particular generation. I'm old. And it's almost Chrismas and after 3 years of taking all the precautions we have Covid and feel awful. If I can laugh while coughing my guts up there must be something creepily wrong with you lot. Are you actually human? Life of Brian, Always look on the bright side of life... tralala. 🙄😁🎄🤶❄☃️🇨🇦 Merry Christmas, and remember, faking a smile can actually change your mood to fit that smile on your face. Scientifically proven. Try it. 😘
You tell 'em Ruth! Merry Christmas and I hope you feel better soon. 😊🙂
Load More Replies...Yeeaah... So this was supposed to be about "middle age humour" and it turned out to be a collection of posts that had nothing to do with being middle-aged. Assignment=FAIL. And more than half of the posts weren't even funny enough to overlook the "middle aged" requirement.
Stupidest thing I've seen all week. Insulting and not funny at all
I grew up when tech really started to boom so I got to grow up in the best time had all the old while learning all the new
i can guarantee you that younger generations can understand all of this perfectly. we were raised by the older generations after all, it's not like we've never interacted with older people & can't comprehend any of their experiences. besides, we still have & do most of the things that the older generations are convinced are obsolete; we played outside as kids, we write with pencils every day, we work part-time jobs, we hang out with our friends in person. yes, video games & cell phones exist now, but we're not all screen addicts, unlike boomers who cant step away from facebook, candy crush, or anti-vax misinformation... by the way, the "kid" who wrote this comment is legally an adult. quit being so condescending.
I'm 43 and this kind of Boomer humour is half the reason I deleted my Facebook account.
Load More Replies...Holy sh*t, what an awful list. None of these are foreign concepts to young people, and tons of them are downright insulting. The people who make these ridiculous memes just have no concept whatever of what younger people do.
And this was supposed to be about middle-aged mêmes, which I think only 2 qualified. But who knows-these days, 30 is the new middle-age.
Load More Replies...The funniest thing about this list is the reaction down here. Lighten up! It's a tongue in cheek list of corny jokes meant to make you smile, not an indictment of any particular generation. I'm old. And it's almost Chrismas and after 3 years of taking all the precautions we have Covid and feel awful. If I can laugh while coughing my guts up there must be something creepily wrong with you lot. Are you actually human? Life of Brian, Always look on the bright side of life... tralala. 🙄😁🎄🤶❄☃️🇨🇦 Merry Christmas, and remember, faking a smile can actually change your mood to fit that smile on your face. Scientifically proven. Try it. 😘
You tell 'em Ruth! Merry Christmas and I hope you feel better soon. 😊🙂
Load More Replies...Yeeaah... So this was supposed to be about "middle age humour" and it turned out to be a collection of posts that had nothing to do with being middle-aged. Assignment=FAIL. And more than half of the posts weren't even funny enough to overlook the "middle aged" requirement.
Stupidest thing I've seen all week. Insulting and not funny at all
I grew up when tech really started to boom so I got to grow up in the best time had all the old while learning all the new
