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I'm not saying that the number of members determines whether or not an online community is good. However, when there's a Facebook group with 1.3 million, you notice.

Like the name implies, 'Middle Aged Humor' consists of a more mature audience. People use it as a way to connect and bring levity to mundane or difficult situations, and while it may not be everyone's cup of tea, we can't deny the group's relevance to the platform. After all, 73 percent of U.S. adults aged 50-64 use Facebook.

So, let's take a look at how they make the internet (and maybe life in general) more enjoyable for each other.

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Ivo H
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That are some skills after a mere week!

SaneMinotaur (she/her)
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Cool uncle! Got some mad skills in a short time. Maybe he took a class on Skillshare?? :D

Owen
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Uncle is already a pro!

Chris Ramage
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm impressed for a week of knowing. I couldn't do that and I've known about it for decades!

NotMe
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A week?! When I started studying graphic design, it took me like 2 years to be able to do something like this....

Phobrek Taz
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My teenage nephew recently asked me if I knew of Photoshop. "Been using it since 1990 kiddo." I love how kids sometimes imagine all technology might be foreign to we older types.

CosmcCookie
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't get why people are down voting you.

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Outlier
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2 years ago

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Alex S
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The funniest thing about these comments is Sarah Elizabeth has edited all her comments. Like "oh no, I accidentally made a typo in my stupid scam post, can't have a slight inaccuracy in my comment full of lies literally trying to steal people's money!"

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    BOTW PANDA
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    @Sarah Elizibeth... Nobody f*cking cares.

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    Astrius
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, a camera detecting no seatbelt? That’s impressive. Even if someone was operating, that’s still impressive.

    I'm.Just.A.Girl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I looked it up to see if traffic cameras monitor for not wearing a seatbelt. What I found was that the newer traffic light cameras can and do detect movement associated with not wearing a seatbelt. I read about it on http://www.camerasunleashed.com . But not all cameras can detect it.

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    Ivo H
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, driving without seatbelt is indeed extremely stupid.

    Valden
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My nephew's dog's cousin's former roommate survived a car crash because he was not wearing a seat belt. There is always one in every crowd with such a story to defy using a seat belt.

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    Kakofonyx
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a joke, I once told a few of my co-workers that the city was installing high tech traffic cameras, called REMDC (Rapid Eye Movement Detection Cameras), that can tell when a driver is dozing at the wheels. It was fun and game until I got a call from my boss saying he has the City Manager on hold who wants to know about these cameras. That escalated quickly.

    Michael Smith
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh .. was the city manager afraid of being caught?

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    Fergus Corgi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They never expected someone to drive past the same camera five times in just a few minutes. Hopefully they will be understanding & just make them pay the one ticket.

    Erica Knapp
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This made me laugh way more than I thought it would....we have these and similar ones around the toll roads, and every time I go through I purposely make a funny face lol my hope is that someone in a tiny room at the DMV is reviewing the pics and gets a laugh

    Michael Smith
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every once in a while when I'm alone in a room I suddenly say "I know you're spying on me" on the off chance somebody really is and will be freaked out by this

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    Marco M
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one makes absolutely no sense? Why is the camera flashing them? Cameras only do that if they are speeding or going through a red light. If he was doing neither then why is it flashing him?

    Marco M
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why was the camera flashing though?

    CrazyCatLady
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    2 years ago

    Because they were getting a ticket

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    We managed to get in touch with a member of the group's administrator team, Marie Shizuka, and she said that since 'Middle Aged Humor' is so big, they have been developing a system that would automatically clean it.

    "We do some auto deletion to keep spammers out," Shizuka told Bored Panda. "But the problem is when this system also deletes actual members' comments and they complain a lot."

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    Geoffrey Scott
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or swinging on the school swings...getting WAY up there and launching. If I even sat on a swing now I would somehow hurt myself

    Ba-Na-Na
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was the goal actually!

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heck yeah! That was the best part. BTW, I just hit 10,000 points! Do I get a plaque or something? Does it say "congratulations for spending so much time on Bored Panda while you should have been working?" :)

    Mindy Megas-Loucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never got to do that--Dad cemented the poles into the ground.

    John G
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of our neighbors built a swing set out of steel t-beams. So heavy you couldn't lift it. On the other hand it was about 10ft tall.

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    Brandi Delph
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And hot metal slides! That Dad waxed so we could go faster!

    YourLocalLizard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My elementary school had these swings but like metal. Once I went too high. Ended up face first into the rocks.

    Tree P
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! Ours actually tipped over! Luckily, nobody was hurt!

    Kenny Kulbiski
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the ground? My people never thought of that.

    CrazyCatLady
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still remember seeing a girl swing over the top pole in kindergarten.

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    varwenea
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's just adorable! Everyone should have friends like that.

    Old Roadie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... 67 years. Met my best friend at 5 years of age.

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    Poeha
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a reunion from primary school. We're now all around 52. We hadn't seen each other since we were 12, so to me they were still 12 and I wasn't the only one with that feeling.

    Fickle_Pickle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel sad and lonely bc I don’t have real friends. I have my husband, kids and dogs. The “friends” I have rn are just acquaintances. I only become their friend when they need something ie favor or money. Im jealous of people that have real friends. I’m sorry. This season always makes me feel like this.

    PolymathNecromancer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will use any wishes I get for Christmas to try and remedy this for you <3

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    Michelle C
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m so blessed that I do have friends like this!

    shermes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have 3 besties that I’ve known since before kindergarten and we are 60! It is truly amazing and such a gift.

    JD Cass
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My BFF and I have had a few decades of friendship now, but I still think of her as she was in the 8th grade.

    Rebelliousslug
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this. You’re never prepared for aging because when you’re young you don’t realize you will never mentally feel like your actual age

    Lisa Sanders
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did but she is gone now. I still laugh about s**t we did...I am 64 too!

    Old Roadie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Felt that loss... hope the memories you shared brighten every day <3

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    SaneMinotaur (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was waiting for the joke, but this took an unexpectedly wholesome turn; 10/10 would recommend.

    SewingStaffy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mum and dad. Always gave me the best of times and still do

    Happy Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not Christmas, but this made me realize the wonderful memories that I had as a child were the ones I shared with my parents :') I feel sorry for not turning into the awesome daughter that you want, though :(

    Sinead Kenny
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope my daughter feels this way in years to come and what a beautiful way to look at it xxx

    Ruth Hempsey
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somebody gets it. Mothers everywhere are wiping their eyes. I know I am.

    YourLocalLizard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OH! This is why I never felt any christmas magic!

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    Shizuka said that the community is, for the most part, keeping the content positive. "Generally, any feel-good and funny posts are popular among the members," she said. "Nostalgic pictures too."

    And it's easy to understand where this is coming from. Consuming too much worrying news, whether actively or passively, can have a big impact on our mood. 

    "The way that news is presented and the way that we access news has changed significantly over the last 15 to 20 years," said Graham Davey, a professor emeritus of psychology at Sussex University in the UK and editor-in-chief of the Journal of Experimental Psychopathology. "These changes have often been detrimental to general mental health."

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    Branch manager and assistant branch manager

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    JB
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I support this business

    SaneMinotaur (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good, we should all make the effort to support small businesses, especially around the holidays :D

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    mark glass
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Small-business entrepreneurs prepared for this dog eat dog world of commerce.

    Mrs Irish Mom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🥰 adorable, took me a sec to see the small dog

    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Assistant manager, thinks he is doing his part but is just hanging on by the skin of his teeth

    James Heinle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't hang with the big dogs if you're sitting on the porch.

    Christine Neely
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let me guess, the little guy is the branch manager 😁

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    Xottel
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The head of Catolic religion.

    Phil Green
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Evolution at work. Cats manipulated the Ancient Egyptians. Their work continues today...

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We'd all better brush up on our catechism.

    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dropped the shrinkwrap from a case of water onto the floor. Bouche got stuck with her head and front legs through one hole, and her back legs and tail through the other. When she realized she was stuck, she came up and whimpered.

    Loki C
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pope Felinus the 2nd, please bless me.

    Alexandra Davis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a religion I could get behind!

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    Charlie the Cat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are also adults that still believe Trump won.

    Old Roadie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For the love of all that's Christmas... can political stuff be put on hold for a few days? ✌️

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    Cyber Returns
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are also adults who think the earth is flat, vaccines cause autism and COVID is fake

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not sure those people actually qualify as real adults. ;)

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    Loretta Fuentes
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are people out there that believe in God even though they've never seen it, heard it, or felt it in any way shape or form.

    karen snyder
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I swear that faith in God is the great human sorting machine. Having faith is the loudest way to let the world know that this person can be lied to and manipulated into accepting just about anything, under the right mob circumstances. There's a reason that the vast majority of flat earth, stop the steal, hang Fauci, gun toting whack-a-doodles are also Christians. You rarely hear about atheist terrorists, just sayin.

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    Brian Droste
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are people who believe that the earth is flat. They are called Flat Earthers.

    BetterBitterButter
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I found this(that there are flat earthers) out only through the magical world of internet. I don't know anyone who believes the earth is flat.

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    Tinderella
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who mocks a child for believing in Santa? Except other children.

    Eric Lafleur
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also: According to a survey in 2018, 7 percent of American adults believe chocolate milk comes from brown cows. That's about 16 million Americans btw. And let's not talk about Fox News audience...

    v
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are also adults who still believe god exists and will actively teach their and other's children that Santa is imaginary and that it's childish to believe in imaginary things.

    Phil Green
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is far more evidence of a "Santa" than there is a "god"!

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Old guy with a white beard who gives presents? Yes, he's married to my mother

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    Ronnie Cutshall
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Naa, they watch, believe and worship fox news

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    tara
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this!!

    the vintage macaron (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    @SarahElizabeth I don’t love that — no, I actually wouldn’t mind if you so kindly left the comment section.

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    Alexandra Davis
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's oleo?! Read it as Oreo at first and was still confused when I read it right!

    Jennifer Mayfield
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shortening, I’d have to switch that to butter.

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    Lizard Lady
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I could upvote twice - the best! Sure to lift the spirits of anyone viewing it. Thanks, Mom

    E2U&U2
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gonna have to make these to see if it's worth the hype. I will report back.

    Lilly's Mom
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The word "oleo" takes me back...

    Michelle C
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can’t help but think of the young lady who made the Washington Post because she has been going around to various gravestones and making the recipes she has written on them. I wonder if she has found this one yet.

    Rostit .
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    probably . Its pretty popular. Its in Cascade Iowa.

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    Outlier
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    2 years ago

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    JD Cass
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, Pandas, let me know who else tries this recipe.

    Chris Conley
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ROFLMAO. I even zoomed in to read the whole recipe

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    Davey thinks today's news is increasingly visual and shocking, and that the inclusion of smartphone videos and audio clips isn't helping. These bystander-captured media can be so intense that they can cause symptoms of acute stress—like problems sleeping, mood swings, or aggressive behavior—or even PTSD.

    Some of Davey's research has shown that negative TV news is a significant mood-changer, and the moods it tends to produce are sadness and anxiety. "Our studies also showed that this change in mood exacerbates the viewer’s own personal worries, even when those worries are not directly relevant to the news stories being broadcast,” he said.

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    Mister Dave
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Creepy. I'll be right there.

    Headless Roach
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *I'll wave to you awkwardly when I pass by running*

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    Antonia
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you got it right... Me dad loved work, he could watch it for hours

    Solidhog
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Coming on Bored Panda for the evening must be like running a marathon!

    Nitka Tsar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, that‘s negated by all the bad stuff on here

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    Empresslockness
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll bring some popcorn. People watching is everything!

    Auntriarch
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My neighbor's son told his mother that I was the healthiest person he knew. She raised her eyebrows a little and asked why he thought that (I am a drinking eating couch potato) and he said because he'd heard that laughing is healthy and he didn't know anyone who laughed more than me

    Phyllis Turbin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or the yoga pants, puffy jacket wearing, Starbucks sipping walkers.

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    RedRose
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BEAUTIFUL!!! Oh, the car’s nice too

    AJay
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We talking about the people or the car? /j Very cute

    David Kramer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, stuff used to be made to last back then. Planned obsolescence and breakdown is now built in as a feature for more profit.

    Anoni Mouse
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not much is made to last anymore. And that is a shame.

    Nitka Tsar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Either Granny shrank or she was wearing very high shoes in the first pic

    Elisabeth Breckenridge
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be clear, this post is about the relationship, not the car. 😉

    STress
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, if you patiently wait long enough, even barns appear from thin air...

    H M
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Helps if you don't drive it much too

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    Owen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He has no hair. He is a wizard tho

    mark glass
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too bad those Hairless Potter books were never made into movies.

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    Ivo H
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice try Magneto

    BOTW PANDA
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    May the force be with the Reeses.

    bottomless.abyss.of.bordem
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He could have definitely sent a worse pic to prove he has hair!

    ZeroCapacity
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All old people are wizards Adam West told us so, don't you guys remember?

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    Nat of Clan P
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son (about 8 at the time) asked me if I could do a cartwheel. "Of course I can" I said. Fast forward 30 seconds and I have a pulled groin. It appears I can't do a cartwheel.

    Geoffrey Scott
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course you can do one..it's the ending that does not go well

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    Lucas
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Och, that's right enough! When did it all start going wrong eh?

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    Tiki Stanford
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to be the person who cartwheeled. Once upon a lifetime ago, I had to be at work at 5am. I would wake up as late as possible, and drag myself to work. But before actually going in, I would do a few cartwheels outside on the lawn. Woke me up for long enough until the first cup of coffee kicked in..... now I'm lucky if I can get more than one chore done a day. Throw a shower into the something, lolssomething

    Tiki Stanford
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    * and I'm likely to pull something (I've got no idea how to edit a comment on here. I'm an old person I guess)

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    Raine Soo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, that sounds about right.

    Seabeast
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never could do a cartwheel.

    Danish Susanne
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am jealous of anyone who can get up from the floor without 2 helpers

    Queen Shay
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Facts just saw my 1 year younger brother roll off the air mattress while I had to pray and hold on to a table to get up off mine

    Pond Lady
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember visiting my neighbor who was in her 70's. She was on the floor playing a game with her grandson. She got up gracefully to meet me at the screen door and said "I bet you were surprised to see me on the floor." I said, "No, I was surprised at how easily you could get up!" LOL That dear lady was 10 or 15 years older than me and I was the one who would grunt and look for handholds if I had to get up.

    Fergus Corgi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could do all kinds of impressive flips & bendy acrobatic tricks throughout highschool & college. These days my brain remembers how to execute those moves but my body refuses to cooperate. I'm pretty sure the forces of gravity are conspiring against me. 😉

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    While increased anxiety and stress are reason enough to be wary of overdoing it when it comes to the news, these and other mental health afflictions can also fuel physical complaints. Stress-related hormones, most notably cortisol, have been linked to inflammation associated with rheumatoid arthritis, cardiovascular disease, and other serious health concerns.

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    Miss Frankfurter
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can’t upvote this enough! I always want to grin and wave, but I don’t want to instigate any road rage.

    Tess
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just make enough eye contact with them so that they feel like they need to show how fast their car can take off when the light turns green. I then safely leave them in the dust until I reach the speed limit. Then they get to experience the full amount of embarrassment they deserve.

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    Peppy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m don’t drive just up voting for kermmy

    Lucas
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do drive but would also always upvote kermy. Love the frog!

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    The Other Other White Meat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or when they pass you, then get in front of you just to go 10 MPH SLOWER than you were already going... 😣

    Tess
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This could also be their version of petty revenge. Although it's much more entertaining to drive under the speed limit when they aren't able to pass you. Yet they don't seem to realise that the closer they get to the back of my car, the slower I will go.

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    RafCo (he/him)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I ignore them like the plague. I live in the USA and people have guns in their cars.

    Todd Schwier
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    would have beat the red light if you weren't driving 10 mph under the speed limit for the last 10 miles with a row of 15 plus cars behind you that can't get around you but don't want to be late for work, so they try to get around you and end up at the red light....js

    Niels Boehm
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my experience (Germany) most drivers tend to go about 10 kph over the speed limit (apart from stretches they're aware of having speed traps) and a few of them can't handle people adhering to the speed limit

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    audri
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except, I smile at them.

    RedRose
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm, not doing much now are ya?

    Johnny Gee Jr
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    jersey training strikes again the snazz

    pennie kap
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel this way all the time, and laugh when we are at the light together

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    mark glass
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Giving these to kids at the doorstep is considered child abuse in many jurisdictions.

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    Gøøse
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know where they get them. Secret Grandma blackmarkets.

    Gwyn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think these candies were probably all made in 1977 and have never been eaten, they have just been traveling between trick or treat bags, candy jars, and purses ever since.

    casually a goat (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg!! when my dad went to the barbershop he would always bring me back 1 or 2 :)

    MAL
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I buy them at Dollar Tree and LOVE THEM.

    Beck
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Age 44 been a grandma 2 years. Sorry , no dish appeared.

    Ba-Na-Na
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have to supply the dish…the candies will come

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    Jonathan Kilpatrick
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They sell them at Dollar General/Tree. You're welcome.

    ThePunnyBunny
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time to check ours now, thanks!

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    Mary Elliott
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love those things. Pure fake strawberry deliciousness.

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    Noname
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly, my teens are just as surprised by what they've given me, even though they put wrapping paper on my gift. In 5 years, it's never occurred to them to maybe open the Amazon box FIRST before wrapping to know what they're giving.

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    Undercover
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad watches in horror as I pile their gifts under the tree, than suddenly steps out and gathers a rolled banknote which he pushes secretly in my hand, as if I had just bought drugs from him. Every year! 😂

    Shyla Bouche
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dad once asked me, while doing the taxes, when I'd been born. You'd think he'd have more memory of it than I would.

    Demongrrrrl
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't remember, I was very young.

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    Nattie Rice
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The year I got my first laptop I asked my Dad how he knew I wanted one, and he turned to my Mom and asked her "How did I know hon?"

    Ruth Hempsey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dads everywhere. Ask him about something in the Christmas card he "signed" and see him squirm, lol.

    Laura Mortensen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am the "mom" in this situation. My partner has no desire to buy presents for anyone.

    BOTW PANDA
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My favorite part of opening girts is getting to guess what type of clothing it is when I already have dressers overflowing.

    Kat Min
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find that a bit more sad than funny. I know many men who are perfectly able to give thoughtful gifts, so it is not a general problem of the gender itself.

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    Stephanie Did It
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While showing adults acting like hormonal teenagers.

    Tinderella
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Teens don’t have exclusive rights to wanting to f**k.

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    The Other Other White Meat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or drinking water... IS ANYONE IN THE ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY HYDRATED?

    Headless Roach
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that you mentioned that, I'm concerned they are not.

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    The Redhead
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Their homes are always spotless even if they have little kids

    Spudrump Jaymartinstein
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Showing adults who have disposable income for ANYTHING in spite of the low paying jobs

    Michael Smith
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like those home buying shows where the guy says "I'm an unemployed kindergarten teacher and my wife is an underwater basket weaver and our budget is $1.5 million."

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    Jane W.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always wonder about this---"adult content" means what exactly?

    Tina Girard
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or trying to figure out how to pay for college AND retirement

    Mya Lugar
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate when they say "Contains adult language..well, it ought to if there are speaking adult parts. If it's rude or profane or sexist, well they need to make another catagory, like Contains people that shouldn't have dropped out of school in the fourth grade and need to learm a bit of dignity and restraint.

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    The human brain is attracted to troubling information because it's programmed to detect threats. This can make it hard for us to ignore the negatives online. The publishers know it; just think of all the opinions and commentary that passes for news analysis when, in reality, is not much different from lunchroom gossip.

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    Mrs Irish Mom
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me last week, see 4 Garda cars, grab dog lead and run outside, No dog attached to the lead 🙈 poor dog barking inside house wondering if ive gone mad, Nope just Nosy 👃

    Luna Crow
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of the many things I miss about having a dog. You can walk right past whatever's going on and no one questions it because dogs have got to be walked

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    Ell Bee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He better get back inside fast. Nature abhors a vacuum!

    SheilaWeila
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I caught my husband vacuuming the yard once. I kid you not. When i was a kid we used rakes.

    Lucas
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did vacuum the patio this summer... though there was a broken glass and dog paws to consider!

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    Headless Roach
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lawnmower would be better, but I understand that the situation required quick decisions

    Sans Serif
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weedmower might be more appropriate - just sayin;!

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    Lara Verne
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Few weeks ago, there was police all over my town. They caugh some house robbers. Apparently, family came home early and caught them, and robbers threatened them with gun, but lady managed to call the police anyway. Helicopters were watching house surroundings to see if some robbers tried to escape. Guess who went to walk their dog and somehow ended near robbed house? Yeah, whole town.

    John L
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You could just be vacuuming their lawn on schedule....

    Pamela Keown
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yep, I need to vacuum the grass

    Jane W.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a vacuum cleaner?

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    Gazelda Schwartz
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband and I were riding the Harley Davidson looking for his uncles home where they had such wonderful times every summer. We found it and knocked on the door to ask if we could walk down to the lake. The couple that answered the door invited us in, showed us all the updates they did and just let us roam....and we were dressed in biker leather and had never met them. Such a great experience for my husband.

    Bob La Capra
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was able to virtually tour the house I grew up in and my grandparent's house when they were for sale on Zillow. Hadn't been in either of them for 50 years

    Ella Canter
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I though that you just sold it and wanted to ask people, who may have bought and first till it said parents and I was like oof

    TrippyBanana
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't even find my one house and the other was burnt down to use the land for crops.

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    XenoMurph
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me with the trolley at 5 minutes to closing time; "Push!" Mary in the stable: Push!

    Joe Standford
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    5 minutes to close and you're pushing a trolley? You know you're not getting checked out in five minutes thus making the employees stay late on their Christmas

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    Michael Sanders
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mary’s water broke is the new Christmas carol I am writing.

    Lucas
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please video the finished product being performed!

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    g90814
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what's funny is that she actually gave birth in September.

    Lucas
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks to the pagans for having THE best celebrations that they wanted to combine them! 😜

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    David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A for real thing I used to do - Get all Christmas shopping done early. Christmas in the can so to speak. Then a day or two before Christmas, go to the mall to people watch and bask in the schadenfreude of watching stressed out people run around like ants when someone kicked the ant hill while feeling smug and superior. I did at least have the decency to have a good laugh at myself when one year I realized I was one of the ants. Also, I'm not really cruel. It was really more just pleasure that I'd managed to get my own stuff done those years and was not stressing.

    Maltaros
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then you realize you forgot to buy a present for your spouse and have to run out too.

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    Demongrrrrl
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Joseph: "I'm really sorry I forgot to book a room, what can I do -?" Mary: *I'm FINE!" And that was the first silent night.

    Demongrrrrl
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (I saw this in a cartoon online, alas I'm not that creative.)

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    Webster White
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I work in retail and this is spot on!! LOVE IT!!!

    Julie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bit yep. These are the dark times for retail work.

    ThePunnyBunny
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked retail 5 years before a workplace injury forced me out. Dark, DARK days indeed...I can't imagine how it is now with staff shortages.

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    Raccoon Queen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Joseph - SHES ABOUT TO HAVE THIS BABY WE NEED A ROOM Inn - Well it’s not our fault you decided to wait to come until she was about to give birth 🤷🏻‍♀️

    ThePunnyBunny
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "But hey we have this cool sukkah (booth used during Sukkot) you can stay in!"

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    Shayne de wet
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This use to make me so mad when I was in retail. "Oh your open tomorrow on Christmas day? You poor things. Doesn't Management care? Well bye bye well see you tomorrow!" Their only open because people like you come shopping. Just stay at home then retail workers can too! Literally the reason it's the WORST time of the year for anyone in retail!

    Michael King
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yall realize Jesus was definitely not born in December right?

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    Lisa H
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me, too, and when did I start sleep-shopping?? Also, I'm a vegetarian??? I'm very confused by me right now.

    Alexandra Davis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The UK! You can buy a small loaf of supermarket own bread for around 25-35p! Bread in America is stupidly expensive (and so so sweet!)

    Nitka Tsar
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cheapest one I remember is like 80ct in Germany. And it‘s real bread, too. Not the good kind but at least not that white, fluffy stuff we here call „toast“ (normal bread is called bread, American „bread“ is called toast here, even if you do not toast it. Must be funny for you reading this. If you toast American bread in Germany, it‘s called „toasted toast, lol. Most of us only use American bread to toast it. German bread normally does not get toasted.)

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    Brian Droste
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I want to know where Lisa does het shopping to?

    Verified Loser
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Math needs to reflect real life better..

    Mya Lugar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The grocery dumpster. That's what she spent on gas to get there.

    Sam Adel.A
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You might wanna know But I on the other hand will be I such situation by force in about 3 months or so Since 1usd will be Worth about 36egp by then

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    Staying aware and informed is a good thing. But when it comes to our health, too much news can spell trouble. Balancing it out with light-hearted content can be one way of fighting this issue.

    "We have received many messages about how our group makes their day and cheers them up," the admin of 'Middle Aged Humor', Marie Shizuka, said.

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    Lama
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With bonus thoughts like "I should really go to the dentist" and "oh no, when does my license expire?"

    Yvonne Blau
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And "What was it again that I need to do very urgently first thing tomorrow? What was it??"

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    Bob La Capra
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Oh, and if you fall asleep RIGHT NOW you will get 2 hours and 27 minutes of sleep before the alarm goes off."

    The Other Other White Meat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do I have all my beneficiaries updated incase I am interrogated by the CIA for that one time I stole a pack of Zebra gum from the supermarket and go to prison and die there alone?

    Michelle C
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most of these apply down to Millennials, I feel!! I am a middle Millennial.

    Alison Long
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a boomer. I never had insomnia til I retired last year. Now one night a week at least. One night shortly after the Summer Olympics, I thought, WTF, I'll try counting sheep. Within minutes, the sheep were doing the best balance beam routines, as good as Simone Biles. I gave up and got back on BP.

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    V Noe
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worse yet - a selection of "soft rock" songs from the 70's beginning with Delta Dawn and ending with The Night The Lights Went Out In Georgia.

    Thomas E S Thomas
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sometimes wake up arguing with my 9th grade geography teacher. She got so many things wrong.

    Mya Lugar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you been stalking me?? perve.

    Jane W.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And any time I was deeply embarrassed.

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    Nitka Tsar
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That‘s not fair. Women would be enraged if men said such a thing. They do think. They just do not care about the thinks we do.

    Sans Serif
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kind of you, however categorically, we may have done a thing or two to deserve that...

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    ThePunnyBunny
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a woman and I'm pretty sure a lot of women think about me than me. Or maybe that's the ADHD making the thoughts too fast, like The Flash.

    Mercedus Long
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has to be true. I have two teenage sons and there are days I wonder if there is a whole brain cell working between them.

    Gary Harkins
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun fact, all that time they spend thinking they still don't have a clue!

    The Other Other White Meat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My boyfriend's two brain cells probably just thinking about pizza and snowboarding, while he looks like he's pondering the creation of the universe.

    Evelyn Haskins
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HA. We know that they are asleep -- NOT watching TV because they are snoring!

    backatya
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it should say at the end then actually caring what women think

    Marnie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a woman and I've had two guys who would ask me this. I never knew what to say and it was annoying. Why do they always portray it that the woman is the annoying one?

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    I'm.Just.A.Girl
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She doesn't look old enough for a shower bar! (Edit typo)

    ThePunnyBunny
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He didn't specify...¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    The Other Other White Meat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes, the good ol' shower beer has been one-upped once again!

    C C
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    where can i get one of these?

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    SaneMinotaur (she/her)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It took me a moment, but I finally got the joke.... I only get it because I've seen Family Guy, as I'm a Brit and our phone numbers don't work like this xD

    yeeyee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are missing out on classic American song, please listen to it. Family guy doesn’t do the song justice, I will warn you though the song is a real ear wig so don’t be surprised if that’s all you hear in your head for the next 6 months

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    Lemaire
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't remember my wife's cell number, but THIS number I can't forget.

    3 Owls In A Coat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ll never forget it either! It’s a constant joke at my workplace. Any time anyone asks about any kind of number (phone, file number, case number, stock number, etc) someone else always says “okay it’s 8…6…7…” and the other person says with exasperation “oh screw you!” 😂

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    Amethyst Watt
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that song lol feel bad for the person with the number 8675309eine

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was a problem. I guess a number of folks in different area codes with that number ended up having to change numbers. And it kind of became a thing after that that bands don't use real phone numbers in songs. Maybe just an unspoken rule or whatever but remember reading about it.

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    🇳🇬 Asi Bassey 🇳🇬
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, i had to look that one up. It’s a song from 1981.

    J O
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's awesome!!! I wish I could find myself in that perfect position!

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    Robert T
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How long do they take to cook? Or am I better with a turkey?

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    pretty much same as turkeys - "13 minutes per pound of turkey at 350°"

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    Phil Green
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She should have put the baby on the washing machine, final spin cycle...

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy c**p no. On many washers baby would fall off during spin cycle. "I swear officer, she was only supposed to be up there for the 'swish-swish'. I was totes going to take her off before the spin cycle but then the phone rang."

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    JL
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was only on simmer.

    ThreeAngryLlamas
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine threw her one kid against the wall and now has extremely limited contact with all three of her kids. If she ever says a WORD against my parenting, she will not be seeing her grandkids.

    SaneMinotaur (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jfc, wtf?? Who does that?? Did she have PND? Or is she just nuts? I wouldn't let her near your kids if there were no extenuating circumstances around her throwing her kid.

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    SaneMinotaur (she/her)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this is why we switch cookers off at the wall when we are done using them :D In all seriousness though, I read an article about a dog setting a house on fire after pressing the touch button for turning the stove on. ( https://metro.co.uk/2022/06/14/dog-accidentally-sets-home-on-fire-after-turning-on-stove-16827721/ )

    Lucas
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So glad everyone and that lovely dog were okay. With my cooker you have to keep setting the clock if you switch it off at the wall - and you have to set the clock for the oven to work (the time doesn't have to be accurate of course!). Be a right pain to keep switching it off. I have touch controls which are also at the front, like the oven in the footage, but you can lock them so that an accidental paw or finger simply cannot switch them on. If you put anything on the hob and it isn't locked into 'Off' it keeps beeping until you either remove the item or switch the lock 'Off' on. (Sorry about that rather convoluted sentence.) There are ones with good safety features.

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    robin aldrich
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶Burn baby burn.... infant inferno🎶 !!!! ????? ( SO inappropriate)

    Cassandra McTaggart
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, I've seen much worse done by doctors and midwives. The Dionne quintuplets were put in the warming pan on a cast iron stove to keep them warm while the others were being born and while their mother passed the afterbirth andslept after their first feeding. Also very common in twin births before incubators were a thing.

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    N Miller
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ducks have wandered off and started a fight with the hamster that powers my brain

    AJay
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You got a hamster? I got a stick insect that is more stick than insect.

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    Dawn Marie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I want to know WHY the ducks were in the backseat of the police car in the first place!!

    Michelle C
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I imagine they did something awful at the quack of dawn and only now got caught!

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    Phobrek Taz
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Let's get our stories straight, Dennis"

    Dawn Marie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a friend who was afraid of ducks. So we told him that if one come to his window he would have to duck down so he wouldn't be seen and if it broke the window we would have to use duck (duct) tape to fix, and the we could orange duck for dinner!!

    Demongrrrrl
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're in a lineup now.

    g90814
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope they covered the seats!

    Natural Born Tourist
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not wanting to be a smart a*s, but aren't these geese?

    Miss Frankfurter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. They’re definitely ducks. Shorter necks with larger circumference, wider beaks and the cop is still alive.

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    Katy McMouse
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just slaved over at least a dozen pancakes. I wish I had read this sooner.

    Demongrrrrl
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had Cheerios for dinner. I also love having cold pizza for breakfast.

    The danish woman
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I made cold broccolisoup once, I haven't been allowed acces to the kitchen since😉

    Thomas Ewing
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A large spoon and peanut butter work in a pinch!

    Philip De Mesure
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually made me laugh out loud while reading!

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    J
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not pulling muscles I didn’t know I had by doing crazy things like sleeping.

    Sans Serif
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hurt my lower back, the other day, unwrapping a sandwich!

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    audri
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah: my back not hurting. Being able to walk uphill without panting. Not hurting my neck while sleeping. Having taut skin.

    TailsFangirl03
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Frantically tries to enjoy being a child*

    Quitethedilemma
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not having to decide what to make for breakfast, lunch and dinner every single day

    Elio
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not having fatty liver disease. I drink the least in my family and have the second-best diet and yet I get the health problems.

    No Name
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine's not having constant pain

    Rostit .
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish. I had to pay for most of my stuff when I was young. School trip that cost money? I had to work for it. If I wanted spending money, I had to work for it. I got my first job at 14 part time at a hardware store. I had worked raking leaves, shoveling snow and cleaning out garages before that.

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    Brianne Amos
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was me after hearing some 20 year olds talking about an "old movie" that was a "classic" and they were talking about The Fifth Element.

    Nitka Tsar
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But that movie IS old. Even Avatar is, what? 12 years old now? THAT really surprised me!

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    David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was a bit of a sting when they started calling rock from my high school years "classic rock". Then one day I heard them referring to it as "golden oldies" and my brain went.. "NOOOOOOOOOO!"

    Stephanie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I heard Nirvana being played on the classic rock station in the car the other day and just said "oh no".

    Marie Dahme
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kurt a o win would’ve freaked out at that one.

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    Kristin Ingersoll
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw my favorite doll in an antique store. Ouch. 😆

    DeeDee M
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or all these f*****g teenagers wearing wide-legged jeans and crop tops like TopShop invented them two seconds ago...🙄

    Tinderella
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don’t have to be a teen to dress like that or wear top shop! Half my wardrobe is top shop and I’m in my mid-late 30s lol

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    Luke Branwen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was a wild moment when I heard Linkin Park on a "retro" music channel.

    Zachary Gillette
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was really surprised when I heard Green Day on a classic rock station.

    Tess
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is not okay. I still have several "recent" memories of accidentally seeing them live for the tenth time and i didn't even really like them.

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    Julie
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For me it was the first time I heard one say, "...I like 90's music..." when asked what kind of music they liked and I was thinking, "What the heck, everything that came out in the 90's was not one genre...." Then DING. We totally did that with previous decades.

    SCP 4666
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ask them "What is love?" If they don`t answer with "Baby don`t hurt me", you know you`re old

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    #31

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    LooseSeal's $10 Banana
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! And give me some more of the GD blanket.

    Wood Carver
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The single best most couple saving purchase I have ever made is a second blanket. I finally have one that is the correct weight and material for me that I can cocoon in and my wife can put her uncomfortable slippery weightless duvet on top and it's all hers at night.

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    Brianne Amos
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too hot, my back hurts, don't touch me!

    SheilaWeila
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's my partner. :-( I wish I'd known years ago that i wasn't going to get any cuddles.

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    Vera Rios
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We cuddle then turn over good night. Its the closeness that feels good.

    Ruth Hempsey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cuddle with the dog like normal grownups.

    Jane Cortez
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We laugh every night as we strain and groan to lean over to kiss each other good night.

    Remi (He/Him)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cuddles would be great, but when you already hurt yourself sleeping wrong on the regular, that would be like "Good morning honey, call 911" "No you call, I can't move my hands" "Well me neither" ...

    Robin DJW
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I put 2 Long Twin down blankets on the bed and there are no more blanket wars. We are so happy!

    Petra Schaap
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no way. We bought seperate blankets but put the big one back on this week because we were lonely in bed :-D

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    FeelingFrisky
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Took a dollar to the corner store could buy a soda, candy bar and pack of bubble gum!

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    Phobrek Taz
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Though it's essentially a "pick n mix" situation, there was just a real difference when it was "penny candy." Nowadays you grab stuff, and likely weigh it to reveal some unhappy price. But when everything was a penny, standing there as a kid with some coins, you knew you could get "3 of these, 5 of those," etc. It was magic. For me it was at the Brookfield Apple Orchards' little candy store in Masachusetts. (I'd love it if others listed their places...)

    audri
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Frickies in Upper Darby, PA. ~50 years ago.

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    DPNY 53
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Little brown bags filled to the brim!

    Sportsgal
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was just thinking this! I got $3 allowance and I would just keep picking things and going back to counter. Always got penny candy, candy bars, and candy cigarettes! Good times!!!

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    David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    have bought penny candy. also 5 and 10 cent gumball machines. 10 cent machine got you good stuff like a superball.

    Luna Crow
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too young for the penny candy, but I remember the 10 cent machines. Bleeps were my favorite, wish I could find those again

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    RandomFrog(He/They️‍️)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m sorry- PENNY CANDY COUNTER?? tictacs are 3.98 for the SMALL containers I can’t imagine PENNY candy

    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mom would send me to the corner store to buy Dad's cigarettes, and I'd buy myself candy with the dime left over.

    A. Starhawk Hunt
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and it took forever to choose. I always went for now and laters because there were several in the pack. or pop rocks so I could feed them to my chihuahua. that was hilarious

    Damitria
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When pennies actually had monetary worth. *sighs in childhood memories*

    Nitka Tsar
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like a movie scene. For Europeans: remember the Pipi Longstockings movies? I always wanted to be in that store where she bought all that candy for all the kids. That stuff looked divine!

    Sans Serif
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously outing my age but, I can testify that I enjoyed a very similar setting while in grade school. BoredPanda hasn't just reminded me, I often remember that truly mom & pop store.

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    Old Roadie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, pass the Geritol. There used to be a store like this on the corner of my block in Phoenix. With a wooden screen door. This world needs more wooden screen doors.

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    JL
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Goldens are pretty smart. How do you know he didn't just put that tree up?

    Anoni Mouse
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As if it’s my husband tired from watching me put up the tree

    Phyllis Turbin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, they don't know where each ornament goes! 😄

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    Andy Frobig
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's hard work for me, and I have thumbs. Get him some egg nog

    PVR
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's one comfy dog.

    RedRose
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tired from marking the tree and gifts

    David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least it has the decency to cover naughty bits for photo.

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    James016
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Festive Facehugger :)

    Ultra-Sonic Octopus
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The next day, they probably nuked the leftovers from orbit....only way to be sure.

    Tracy Bulow
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks like it's about to try to eat Kurt Russell

    Tree P
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you are thinking of The Thing. This is the facehugger from Alien.

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    Trinity Cottrell
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now THIS is my kind of Christmas. Next year, I wanna do a Creepy Christmas, which is the wonderful blend of Halloween and Christmas. This will be the main course meal!

    Jane Cortez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God!!! I just spit out my tea!!!

    Remi (He/Him)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww. I hate it. (Gimme a leg or two anyway)

    Ruth Harper
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does this mean Alien counts as a Christmas movie too?

    Philly Bob
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll see your face hugger and up you this Cthurkey, An Octopus-Stuffed Turkey With Crab Legs Cthurkey-A...e5805c.jpg Cthurkey-An-Octopus-Stuffed-Turkey-With-Crab-Legs-63a9839e5805c.jpg

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    Chewie Baron
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SNL did a great Jeopardy skit with Sean Connery asking for “Le Tits Now for $200”

    Andy Frobig
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what I told your mother last night, Trebek!

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    Ivo H
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just added preposition to sound more french

    JB
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "What do we want? When do we want 'em?"

    Dawn Marie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It has been a long while since I cracked up this hard!! Thank you!!!!

    Trentin Quarantino
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They knew exactly what they were doing!

    James Heinle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do we want? Tits. When do we want them? Now.

    Froynlaven
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cat sitting at the table did it better

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    Aroace tiger (she/they/he)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok but parents always act like kids (especially teens) want nothing to do with them but if my parents think of something fun to do I'd 100% love to (they usually try to make me do things I don't want to tho then call me miserable, on the other hand I really wanna go on a walk in the dark with my dad like he suggested but we haven't yet) turned into a rant but ok

    Shaquille.Oatmeal
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s true like is they force me into activities tho I’m obviously gonna hate it unless I actually want to do it. But going to. Target at 3AM to pjs since they were left at home is bomb

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    Vera Rios
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is cute. Nice going dad.

    Maudelin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is this middle aged?

    Michael Largey
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I assume the middle-aged one is the father. If it's the daughter, it's a whole other narrative.

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    Jeffrey Diehl
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone can be a father, it takes someone special to be a daddy.

    Jane W.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grandparents realize this stuff about kids. Just have them join you in what you normally do.

    Mugsy’s Mom
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw man. Way to melt a heart. So cool.

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    KJ
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If grandma goes missing, this young one is suspect NO1!

    Sam Adel.A
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But then she would be holding something different in the picture

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    cadena kuhn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once had an adorable grandma call my store because she asked her grandson what he liked. She asked me what a YouTube was and if she could buy him one

    Ben
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks totally photoshopped.

    NY Redneck
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something my mother would have done. My mother and sisters MiL(mother-in-law)we're getting to know each other years ago. On St Patricks Day MiL buys my mother a loaf of Irish soda bread and beer. She knows we're Irish and didn't know much about the holiday, thought it was like Xmas for Irish people because of the parades(we live about 30 mins north of NY City). Slightly insulting(the beer, mom doesn't even drink and she knew that much) but she meant well. So when the Puerto Rican Day parade came up, mom brought her 20lbs of rice a case of Piña Colada mix.

    Stephanie A Mutti
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The face says "not my first rodeo with these clowns"

    backatya
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    she was not happy Olaf!! where are you!

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    Ruby
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Filled with real live living people too!

    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was completely baffled by this until I worked out that a "duplex" is a "semi" (semi-detatched house), and not a duplex apartment. Now it's funny!

    Alexandria Z
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oooops. "knock knock. Maintenance.....

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    Paul C.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    4. I probably look more like Satan. That's what my wife says, anyway.

    Sinead Kenny
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Four stages of womans life. 1.you believe 2. You realise the truth and hound mum as mum is really santa 3. You get be santa to your own but with no thanks nor recognition oh and the cook, the budgeter, the planner, the decorated and shopper. 4. Not sure yet I'm still in stage 3...

    Blarrg
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm at about 3.5. And 1 still.

    Thomas Hunt, Jr.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never bekieved in Santa, sorry. Have a hormone disorder, I'll never shave a day in my life. No facial hair for me,.sorry. Have salt and pepper hair though.

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    Alexandra Davis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm in my mid 30's and this is me (picture 4!)

    Stay Off My Lawn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I haven’t been awake for the ball drop since I was 29 😭

    Demongrrrrl
    Community Member
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's me in #4, listening to the idiots firing their guns at midnight.

    Joss
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the bright side, you've aged adorably!

    Undercover
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They got it wrong! I'm in my 30's and New Years basically means overeating to the point, that you shove enough calories in your face to survive the following 3 weeks. As the guilt takes over you pour some wine on top of all that food before falling asleep at 12:15.

    Burnt Bagel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Precisely. Haven’t seen midnight in years!

    Celtic Pirate Queen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We were up on NYE this year ONLY because it was a Saturday.

    Caroline Fraser
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tip: never go out on New Years Eve. Firstly, everyone goes out with unfeasibly high expectations of having ‘the best night ever!’. Secondly, when their night turns to manure and disappointment they become awful, melancholy drunks, because thirdly: all the people who never drink the rest of the year are out there doing technicolor yawns.

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    JB
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    also no fighting or taking others' drinks

    Quinn Nix
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    also no pulling girl's hair or inappropriate touching

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    Joss
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do people not keep emergency pants in their cubbies at the bar?

    TKA
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I doubt the owner of the business keeps spares of different sizes too 🤷‍♀️

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    Quinn Nix
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This thread reminds me of the book of essays, All I Really Need To Know I Learned In Kindergarten, which was a best-seller in the late '80s.

    Aélia Potter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also don’t pour stuff in other’s drinks or bother girls who tell you to stop

    Luna Crow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's that easy to get an excuse to go home? I must remember this..

    Pizzagirl 91
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should pee everyone's pants, take one for the team!

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    Miss Frankfurter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Warning! This will continue to happen now.

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Back then to save money. Now to save planet.

    David Kramer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this for the environment and for anti-capitalism. There is no reason to throw most plastic bags after a single use.

    Thatkamloopsguy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this all the time. Saves a lot of money.

    NotMe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean they're not meant to be reused? 😳

    Undercover
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I shamefully can relate 😭😭😭

    ThePunnyBunny
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I lived in Saudi in the early 90s, plastic bags were kind of expensive, so we did this! It didn't last once back in the States around 95-96.

    Marilyn Russell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes I do this - why not? My beloved grandmother used to save milk bags to use as baggies along with twist ties or an elastic band.

    Metallicd3ath
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Milk...bag... Question: if the bag is used to store milk, why does it need a twist tie or elastic band as a seal?

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    Wednesday
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I haven't bought ziplocks in two years because we wash them and use them until they break. Once this last box is finally gone (haven't opened it yet so could be a while) we will no longerr buy ziplocks or other plastic bags. s**t's gotta change budinski

    Stella Goldfish
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do what you can for the sake of green

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    DeeDee M
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Santa with gas and a hangover...

    Marcellium
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We would always leave out a glass of whiskey for Santa at my house!

    Alison Long
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same at our house. A Scotch on the rooks and mixed nuts.

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    Michelle C
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom also suggested carrots, celery, and apples for the reindeer. My sister and I were happy to oblige, of course!

    Amanda Hunter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In England, it's mince pies and a glass of Sherry.

    ThePunnyBunny
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean aside from the tequila that sounds good to me.

    Evolbeky
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love this. My dad used to suggest Santa might like a piece of cake and a glass of wine 🤣

    Spudrump Jaymartinstein
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How was your night Mrs claus? "Well, first it was great. He came home as randy as the 26 year old I met on ashley madison, but then it got awful when the tacos kicked in. I hate dutch ovens."

    Nykky
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually! It's mostly just the us that does the milk and cookies. Watch Food Theory's video on not giving Santa cookies, it's neat what the different cultures do

    Ren Karlej
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm UK, we always left sherry and a mince pie! I suspect my dad was very partial to sherry and a mince pie.

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    Mary Gaynor
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Friends dad left a ham and cheese sandwich along with a beer.

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    iBlank
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    comes with an allen wrench and a piece of paper with hieroglyphics on it

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    JB
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    some assembly required

    Peppy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did the snowman win an award? Cos he was outstanding in his field

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not sure I want to know where that nose has been.

    E V
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you want to build a snowman? Hehe

    Ruby
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh look it's a freeze-it-yourself

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    rspanther
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can I get one a little smaller as well?

    ƒιѕн
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same, but one part a little larger please

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    RafCo (he/him)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol. This reminds of a story a Costa Rican friend told me. Her brother was visiting her sister who was living in Rio de Janeiro. He went into a men's store and said in broken Portanhol (Spanish/Portugues mix): "I would like a new suit, but one that is darker than the one I have now". He couldn't understand why the lady started laughing. The Spanish word for suit "saco" means "s*****m" in Portuguese. Now replay that sentence with the words swapped out.

    C C
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i’d laugh if it wasnt so damn true

    Julie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just want one without so many aches and pains.

    Mya Lugar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My neice's little girl asked my then about 85 yeard old mother "Didn't God have any skin in your size?"

    Betty Kelly
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need a whole new body please santa

    Snigget
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The back of mine's got a crack down it too!

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    RafCo (he/him)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is fun. I forgot about bucket stilts. We would race in those bad boys.

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    Penelope Orange
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Romper Room vibes. Not sure if anyone else on BP knows of the show...it may have been local to my area.

    Michelle C
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am beginning to think the 90s were the last great decade….

    Ruby
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've done that! Do not step on people feet with these. They are sharp on the bottom

    Aureliana
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember my parents making these for me with those big metal Yuban coffee cans 💜

    Remi (He/Him)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My neighbors had two sets of the wooden stilts. Harder to learn, but talk about cool! The higher set had the footholds really high too like at least 50cm off the ground

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They sounded so great on the pavement!

    Jay Son
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure kids had an easier and more fun life in the 80s and 90s

    PolymathNecromancer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was before the Internet. I don't want to be a fuddy duddy, and I love Wikipedia and Bored Panda, but it definitely changed things. Although, tbh, many changes are fallout of the times before, so the fear mongering of the TV age probably finally got rooted. Which is now exploding in some places on the internet. Sigh. I will go crawl back under my rock now :-(

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    Undercover
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not that old, but my fondest childhood memories growing up on a farm involve a lot of fire... (campfires, fireworks, setting different substances on fire....)

    PolymathNecromancer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This stuff got throttled sooner in suburban areas. I moved to a more rural area 6 years ago and it's like going back in time :-) That almost never happens in life, so I feel like I got some second chances <3

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    Cydney Golden
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then after you can use them to play telephone.

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    mark glass
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Advice from beyond the grave.

    José Neto
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, No, No.................... you tell her: "calm down, you're acting like your mother". You're welcome.

    Telepathetic
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Said no one EVER (That Lived ! )

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Follow me for more tips on how to ruin your relationship."

    Toy Slaughter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only do this if you are tired of living

    erin boscoe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good luck with that one fellas

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    rspanther
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still have one, it's on the desk next to the cordless phone.

    PolymathNecromancer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know how to post a picture here or I would put one of my own rotary phone in the present day sitting on its table

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    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who spent way too much time working the kinks out while talking?

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YES. Not every room but something like 30 feet. Phone in photo is just a wannabe.

    Rumple Schleppskin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With that spinny thingy that was supposed to prevent tangling.

    Joe Standford
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, I also opened my Grammer book

    Ruth Hempsey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have three in various areas of the house. That way I can rely on getting 911 when the cordless c**p is never where it's supposed to be. And they never break down, need charging, and have buttons that don't make me feel like the jolly green giant trying to enter a fricking number. They're old but reliable and I will never abandon them. The wind up alarm clocks are another story.

    Christine M Quigley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think my mom's phone cord was 100' long- trying to get away from 7 kids...

    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only in my later teens and very early ladult life.

    Lene
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. We pretty much had an altar with the phone placed in the middle. Then a contacts-notebook and a notepad and a pen to one side of the phone and either some knick-knacks to the other side or the answering machine (when that was eventually a thing in our home). The best place for the phone-"altar" was next to the couch..... you could talk on the phone for so long and try out 50 new positions to sit or lie in at the same time. So much fun. Lol.

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    Burnt Bagel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    …as he knocks his head on the stripper pole on the way out…

    Jan Rosier
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trying to start a female version of the Village People perhaps?

    FeelingFrisky
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cute! But why is he looking through her knicker drawer? Lol

    Kenny Kulbiski
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's her phone number? Asking for a friend.

    Andy James
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Notice how nobody says "Naughty schoolgirl's outfit" any more!

    Roberto Durante
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the right GF, everyday one another without cheating

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    Alexandra Davis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The little kid at the front knows what's up!

    Yvonne Blau
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He'll get all the other ones handed down as he grows up.

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    Seabeast
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next Halloween, they all dressed up as pot holders.

    Yvonne Blau
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the colours... Grandma should start knitting quilts instead, I'd buy one :)

    Antonia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    as the little one he has to put up for years to come allong with these... cry

    Tinderella
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Purple girl and glasses boy are rocking the hell out of those vests!

    JL
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those early Power Rangers suits offered very little in protection.

    Nykky
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The brother and sister in the back look about ready to murder someone

    C C
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh no. i remember this…

    vintage_one
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I had one of these when I was a kid!

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    Undercover
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As I was a child, I was warned not to swallow bubblegum because it would glue together your intestines... So this picture proofed my parents wrong!

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    rspanther
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Enjoyed playing it so much at school talked my parents into putting one up at home. It's a lot less fun without someone else to play with.

    PHOENIX
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had these at my school but they took away the balls because they were too dangerous and now they are just poles.☹️

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    RandomFrog(He/They️‍️)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still do! Damn tall kids. I stood no chance at my stature of 4’5 in fifth grade.

    Marie Dahme
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Loved tetherball ! Unless of course you’re playing with someone who was taller than you ! Lol

    Brianne Amos
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They still do. I've seen 3rd graders throw punches over it recently.

    Synsepalum
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey now, there's also a pole involved!

    Scar Scar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TEATHERBALL!!! I love this so much! I am helping out at my old elementary school for volunteer hours because that looks great on a college resume! And they have this!

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    cadena kuhn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Comcast once ran an ad saying Santa can't land on a roof with a dish. Little kids freaked out. Tons of parents complained and they had to take it down l. It was hilarious

    Consequential_mishaps
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trump did warn us about the hazards of windmills and we just refused to listen

    mark glass
    Community Member
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh great. Another talking point that will be used by climate change deniers.

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    "Decorated my Bathroom for Christmas."

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    Ba-Na-Na
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why not? So much more eco friendly this way!

    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And great for us lazy folks who can't wrap presents worth a c**p

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    Lisa H
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *laughs in 20 years old gift bags* I just put a new sticker over the old sticker! And tape the tears!

    Michelle C
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have started doing this with no shame.

    Nitka Tsar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to switch to cloth soon. That‘s cool too

    Peppy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s right spread the spirit of goodwill 💕

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    yeeyee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes the delivery date and the current location where my package is at doesn’t add up…. All I’m saying is that if my purchase is in Oklahoma City and I’m in Dallas, I know for a fact I can drive that in less than the four days they claim it will take to get to my warm hands.

    Joss
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love watching my packages go on their journeys. One time a shipment went on a detour to Havana, Cuba on its way from like Massachusetts or somewhere over there to California. Took an extra couple weeks to get it, but it was kind of cool that it had been on an adventure on its way

    Remi (He/Him)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is weird and fun, trying to figure out how the heck the package ended up on the wrong path. So many of ours have decided to take a detour to France that I'm thinking the country codes for France and Finland must be so close that it messes up the system.

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    Bob La Capra
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first time I tracked a UPS package, I'm watching the truck get closer and closer...he got to within 242 yards (221 meters) of my house TWICE. The second time I'm thinking "won't be long now!" Then he made a right turn and drove 1.7 miles (2.7 km) away and spent about 30 minutes in that area before he came back. Never again.

    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bit like my Christmas card from my parents. My gf's arrived last week......

    Valden
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had a package that was lost for a month coming USPS. Got an E-mail saying the delivery was being turned over to UPS. Two weeks later, it was delivered by UPS. First time I have seen UPS finish a USPS delivery. My favorite will always be the week I spent searching for a delivered package by FedEx that was left on the fire escape. The neighbor told me there was a box sitting out there.

    Powerful Katrinka
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in Salt Lake City. I was tracking a FedEx package and saw that it had arrived at the north SLC distribution center. I got excited thinking that it would be delivered the next day..... but it apparently decided to take a side trip to Atlanta. By way of Dallas.

    Bored Trash Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I ordered something from Walmart. It went from Los Angeles to Detroit then to me. I live in Reno, NV......

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    Upstaged75
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a little kid I used to eat bologna sandwiches for lunch at school every day. Until the one day I was eating it and suddenly went "What the hell is this? It's awful!". I spat it out and never touched bologna again. You couldn't pay me to eat it now!

    Jay Son
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet the plate is the only thing not made out of plastic in this picture.

    mcborge1
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Swap that cheese for mature chedder and add some Branston pickle, then you got yourself a sandwich. :)

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First you have to swap the bologna for real meat! Then I'm 100% with you.

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    Izzy Curer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As long as grandma cleans it up, let it snow.

    Momma Panda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In her house, OK, make a mess. Go crazy! In mine they go by my rules.

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    Tess
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a childless 32 year old, there are bags of flour in the pantry of my house that have been in there since I bought it seven years ago. I was stupidly ambitious about my baking ambitions, they have only been used for this exact purpose during my times of boredom.

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    JB
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a Gen z-proof phone

    Phobrek Taz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to upvote for the joke but my disdain for the sloppiness of this photoshoppery won't let me.

    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can hear this picture. It sounds to me *rrrk-rrrrrrk-rrrk-rrrrrrk-rrrrk-rrrrrrrrrrk*

    David Paterson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You think that's a joke. But real "cell phones for seniors" that you can buy ... are worse.

    Karen Evans
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    please google the Ellen episode where she gets a college-aged girl to use a phone book and a rotary phone. It's both hilarious and sad

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    Melissa Foxworthy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or a cat. Or both. Or several. 😁😮‍💨

    Hilary Mol
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the cat will sit there and judge you. The dog will just sit there.

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    Karen Evans
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have come out of the bathroom to find 2 dogs and a cat in the hall. My first thought is "this must be what it's like to have kids".

    DeeDee M
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and kids, dont forget them. I swear my kids have a sensor for when I go to the bathroom.

    David Paterson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Behind every successful man is a woman, kicking him up the clacker.

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    JB
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and no more medleys please

    Krd
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well medleys can be awesome. Remember Elton John and Eminem at the Grammys or whatever it was?

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    Huck Finn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This might be the only post on BP that I've ever fully, 100% disagreed with detest.

    Ivy la Sangrienta
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And some of couldn't care either way since we don't watch handegg in my country.

    JB
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Led Zeppelin baby! (Well, Robert Plant and Jimmy Page, John Paul Jones and John Bonham (deceased) aren't shown) Old Led Zeppelin, but still.

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    boone williams
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Prince was the best superbowl halftime show ever. Fight me.

    Ria C.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who doesn't want that? Everyone I know loved it!

    J
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who is “we” ??? All these shows were good.

    CrunChewy McSandybutt
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Superbowl doesn't pay artists anything for the halftime show. I have no idea why musicians do it. Some kind of honor or something? The NFL makes way too much money on the Superbowl to not pay its artists.

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    mark glass
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    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The problem lies not with the joker, but with the assumptions made by the readers.

    PolymathNecromancer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seconded! In my home, I, M50, am the nagging housewife :-)

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    RafCo (he/him)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, the bird on the left is a male kingfisher, and the bird on the right looks to be a female kingfisher (the female has a red-orange lower mandible). I don't think she's a juvenile as her plumage is too bright. But it's hard to tell from this photo, it could all be a trick of the light. Easier to tell when they're sitting in front of you, and looking about. If I had to guess, the female is waiting to be fed by the male as part of the mating ritual. They are cool birds, but hard to spot in the wild. They love marshes or waterways with lots of cover.

    Metallicd3ath
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a good comment, and a rare opportunity to share your knowledge!

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    LillieMean
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jokes on you. This is a clear case of mansplaining.

    boone williams
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pssst... they're both dudes. Because marriage equality.

    Shine Chisholm
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right? Birds have very distinctive sexual dimorphism

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    Stay Off My Lawn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well cook your own dang dinner then Kevin!

    Peppy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Male birds feed females to attract mates

    Debby Keir
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's actually a juvenile wanting to be fed...

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    DC
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In a sink that never gets filled, there are spots that never touch water whatsoever. On every sidewalk, there are areas no one ever steps on. Wouldn't need to be there, eh?

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    kathoco
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not exactly the same stakes….

    Amethyst Watt
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My room probably has atleast 2% of the worlds trash in it rn 😂😭

    Mav Mav
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    are they all single=parent families?

    Vera Rios
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂😂😂 bedroom yes! And then classroom. I come in class is spotless. Kids come in and take things out of their backpacks suddenly paper on floor everywhere and chips candy wrappers... Im like chips? There is no eating in class. This is a mere seconds they come in.

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    JB
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yum, make it 14, we'll be there at 1

    RandomFrog(He/They️‍️)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom had this Mexican neighbor since childhood and we recently visited my grandparents and he comes over and says they’re making tamales how much did we want? And my dad goes, us twelve? Yeah twelve, and he goes ohh… idk if we can make that many. He meant dozen. He thought we wanted twelve dozen, and they did bring twelve dozen. We jsut wanted a dozen lmao.

    Marie Dahme
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Green chili, chicken and queso for me abuelita !

    Currentlylost
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh tamales are so fun to make! An assembly line of parents, children, and cousins, good laughs and petty arguments, makes the end product all worth it!

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    Paul C.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or maybe you can just tell everyone how much you love that film. Great film.

    Charlie the Cat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Owner's (servant's) name is Leon

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Contact Elon Musk. I hear he buys communication media.

    Boots
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So if anyone is having twins on Christmas, Noel & Leon. You're welcome.

    Phobrek Taz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess I know how Elon Musk would display these...

    Alexandra Davis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought they'd stolen them from the store Leon (chain of restaurants in the Uk) and were selling them to someone for Christmas to spell Noel!

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    Mrs Irish Mom
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooohhh cozy 👍 do they come in red

    afoben
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still pretty expensive...

    Joss
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Other side down and you can use them to clean up spills just by skating over them

    Tim B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hear some have liquid in the soles for more cushion too!

    Mrs. EW
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still too much to give as presents.

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    Aroace tiger (she/they/he)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    U realise pencils still exist and r used a lot by kids? Right?

    RafCo (he/him)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a kid there were no pencils. You simply sliced open your finger with an old nail and did your essay in your own blood. When you walked to school, it was 400 miles in 50 ft of snow, and it was uphill, both ways. I got my first job at 14.. weeks licking envelopes for 10 cents a day, and I loved it. Thank you for the privilege of letting baby me lick these envelopes for you sir (bosses were always men btw). These were good times where you built a lot of character!!! In fairness I played a lot of DnD when I was a kid, so I did in fact build a ton of characters.

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    Vera Rios
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually many bring in mechanical pencils now. I still prefer wooden pencils

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww c'mon y'all, it was cute and relevant, you young whippersnappers

    Marie Dahme
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless of course you were fancy and had a mechanical pencil by Lisa Frank ! Noice! Lol

    Drew Losure-McDermott
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    damn those youth and their mechanical LAZER pencils!!

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    afoben
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Granny pants can hold a lot more dollar bills, and even payment terminals.

    JL
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I missed this episode of the Golden Girls.

    Tinderella
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Middle aged people don’t usually retire.

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    Lyuben Petkov
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And from now on Molly was always staying with her granny in the evenings, even in Saturday....

    Jen Hart
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Needs to use compression stockings for extra authenticity 😉

    Izzi C
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The new Christmas story leg lamp!

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    SaneMinotaur (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband actually wraps gifts a LOT neater than I do, but I have not yet seen him use a grill, so he could be two for two, or burn the food.

    HipHop
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, I have to stop here. Are you doing the grilling?? Why's he not using a grill?

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My partner is the exception that proves the rule. He's great at wrapping gifts, but he can't *not* overcook anything on the grill. I am queen of the grill.

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    that weird wallflower
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meanwhile, Michigan: “HEYYYY GUYS! ITS ME, YOUR FAVORITE STATE! TODAY, THE FEELS-LIKE TEMPERATURE IS NEGATIVE F**KING TWENTY-ONE! LETS ALL DIE IN OUR TEN DEGREE FAHRENHEIT BEDS!”

    Ruth Harper
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes even if it isn't hot, you want the fan on at least low to keep the air moving. Can get stuffy without a fan.

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    Brian Droste
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a "neighbor" who has a small Christmas tree up and lit 24 hrs a day 365 days a year in their porch.

    Tinderella
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m crazy about Christmas trees and I didn’t get one this year. Tempted to buy one today and leave it up until valentines at least lol

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    Marie Dahme
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s a Little Debbie’s Christmas tree snackie cake !

    Doofenshmirtz Evil, Inc
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are so sweet they hurt, and it is amazing

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    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only one who means "you don't have to get me anything"? Truly. I don't want/need anything.

    Aureliana
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope, you're not alone in that. I live in an awesome Tiny House and practice minimalism so when I say "please don't give me anything" and someone assumes I really mean "give me something" I end up so stressed... I now have to figure out what to do with it because I honestly do not have space for needless clutter, AND I have to try not to hurt someone's feelings because whatever it is, there's a 99.99% chance that I ***really didn't want it***. That's not a very thoughtful way to wish me a happy birthday or anniversary or whatever. But posts like this cause it to keep happening. 😕

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    Michelle C
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I say that, I mean it. I’m wanting less materially as I age and really started feeling that way in college, even!

    Anouk
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is your keyboard missing some letters?

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    Ruth Harper
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    UH, no. Be up front. If you say you don't want a gift, don't be mad you aren't getting one. Don't play games. That's a d**k move, regardless of your gender.

    Drew Losure-McDermott
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...am I the only one who gets my wife gifts when they're an actual surprise just to make her happy, instead of being restricted by holidays and anniversaries? Our anniversary gift to each other has always just been a nice night in, alone.

    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was following orders. Isn't that want women want?

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    Alexandra Davis
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the Uk they are second nature and I don't understand how people in the USA etc where they aren't common, can't cope with them?!

    Hugh Crawford
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because the people installing them don't understand the either. So you get a 50' long truck trying to make a left hand turn in a round about that is barely wider than the road occupying both lanes and still driving over the middle because they made it too small.

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    Burnt Bagel
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not so much fun when pulling a 36 foot fifth wheel!

    EarthGrowl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try it with a 53' hooked to a 379 XL. I have a steer tire on the outer curb and a trailer tire on the inner curb and a car trying to squeeze by. It's maddening! I like to feel like I am in control, a roundabout is just chaos absolute chaos.

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    Izzy Curer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because they're safer and more efficient.

    Drew Losure-McDermott
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... because they're far safer statistically than traffic lights and don't stop working when there's a power outage

    Ell Bee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Roundabouts make me very carsick. We actually had to move after they installed three in a row that you had to drive round just to get out of our neighborhood.

    EarthGrowl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I ever get my hands on the fool that decided to put roundabouts on the exits from expressways... try dragging a 53 foot (16m) trailer around that circle without running over the curbs or a car. The engineers seemed to have forgotten American Big Trucks exist! HA! their pretty cobblestone decorations will be crushed to pebbles in a year.

    sofacushionfort
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They work better when the participants use their turn signals, which a sizable percentage of American drivers don’t do.

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    Dawn Marie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel he is perfectly justified and I applaud him!!!

    SaneMinotaur (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it works, it works. If it was marketed as toddler reins, nobody would be complaining.

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    Doofenshmirtz Evil, Inc
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THERE ARE FIVE OF THEM! AND THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME AGE!! HOW COULD HE NOT PUT THEM ON LEASHES??

    Ba-Na-Na
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d rather see this than hear about a little one in an accident, or kidnapped or something along those lines….

    BooBoo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excuse me!?? Nothing wrong with this! Become a parent of that many small children and go walk in public then we'll talk again!!

    Currentlylost
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, it’s saved my siblings life many times before and look how many kids!? I say he’s doing great!

    Solidhog
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have made a buggy and rode behind.

    RagDollLali
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate that parents get judged for this by people who don't know the situation. My autistic four year old is a serial runner, and while I haven't gotten her a backpack leash I can completely understand why many people use them and how it can actually be safer for the kid.

    E2U&U2
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I gave birth to complete opposites. One so fast, one so slow. My oldest had no impulse control and, if left to her own devices, would dart into traffic without a thought. She was always running, leaping, and bounding about. The second child was always lagging behind; she moved like her shoes were weighted with heavy metal. I was out and about in town one day with the girls. A woman shouted at me from her car window, "Lady, your kid!" and pointed. My second was lying on her back in the middle of the intersection, "looking for stars" in the middle of the day. You better believe I kept them on leashes. My only priority was to keep them alive.

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    Alexandra Davis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Enough with the constant down playing on the youth of today! I see plenty of examples of kids still doing this/ similar

    Valden
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is because the same people who complain about something like this think 25 cents is a fair amount to pay for such a service.

    Amy Manning
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or just refuse to answer the door until the hooligans go away.

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    JB
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh c'mon, your fuddy duddy is showing

    Cathy Lemay
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've noticed a lot of kids having part-time jobs all year round so when would they be available for for snow shoveling?

    Mark Gibbings-Jones
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With a photo clearly taken after the invention of videogames.

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is stupid. Enough with the youth bashing already Grandpa.

    Mrs. EW
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, this is straight up ridiculous. If we do still get snow, there’s actually kids that still do this too.

    Gazelda Schwartz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My nephew started doing this when he was about 10 years old. Five years later he has his own lawncare, snow removal company. He even had business cards printed. Put most of his money earned into buying a snowblower and riding lawnmower. His step-dad has been great taking his equipment around for him and he had permanent clients. So great to see that some of our young people do have initiative.

    Stay Off My Lawn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t wanna shovel your own sidewalk? There are plenty of places you can move to that rarely or never get snow 🤷

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    N Miller
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A. B & C are sort of linked and in some places a car isn't necessary. D is a luxury. A will improve lives.

    Lisa H
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*inhales*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    Hilary Mol
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A. I can apply what I'm saving on rent to my transportation costs (bus, carpooling, my own car, whatever).

    Xenon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    D can stay gone. Substandard food laden with salmonella and germs.

    Paul Neff
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A. We can use public transportation and cook at home.

    Lady B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get the gas and the rest will follow

    FeelingFrisky
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow! That's a tough one! Of course when rent was that cheap, I only made 4.50 per hr lol

    Jess Baldo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A the answer is definitely A!

    Marie Dahme
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My last $500 apartment was back in 1999 ! I’ll take that any day!

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    David Leick
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Video games did not exist in the 80s. It's science fact. Edit: lol I really, really did not think I needed a /s tag on this one. C'mon people. 😐

    Brandi Delph
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Personally, I would rather children be warm and snug inside gaming than trying to push a car in a blizzard. .

    Michael Fernandez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like they’re skitching (hanging onto the car to slide behind it). I did the same in the 1970s. I think they’d be drawn with at least one leg behind them if they were pushing.

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    Mark Gibbings-Jones
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those 1985 kids loved Back to the Future SO much, they found a car from the 1950s to snow surf behind.

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was addicted to Atari in 1985. I guarantee I was doing the same as the 2022 kid. These are getting stupid!

    Tinderella
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was born in 85 but we definitely never did anything like push a stuck car. My dad did. We usually played outside until we froze and then came in and played Mario Bros.

    Phobrek Taz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    our station wagon was nowhere near as sleek as that rad machine

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    Linda van A.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your toilet when there is no man in the house.

    Paul Neff
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or many women I could describe. (You know who you are)

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    Owen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grandma must be stopped

    Marie Dahme
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try cleaning that when it gets stained! Eewww!!!

    Remi (He/Him)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else remember the pic with the blue thing like this? With the brown skid mark on the backside? Or did I have a horrible nightmare?

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    Izzy Curer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except that these still exist...

    CrunChewy McSandybutt
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they are way better than the ones from back in the day.

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    DeeDee M
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cloth diapers, while great in theory, were horrendous to deal with. I used them for one out of three, that was quite enough.

    Joss
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The trick is to use a service that picks up the dirties, cleans them and delivers fresh ones. The actual diaper changing is easy.

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    Debby Keir
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cloth nappies are reusable and therefore much more 'eco' friendly. I used them for 2 of my kids, before disposables got properly elasticated (everything would slide out of the side) However, both used to get awful nappy rashes - really bad. With my third, I tried terry (towelling)ones, but she got nappy rash too, so I used disposables, (by then reasonably well elasticated) and never had a problem again. So, yes, they are eco, but no, don't have the barriers to stop ammonia getting on the skin, and no matter how often you change, there will always be ammonia. Just wish we coiuld find a way of 'recycling' them.

    Sunshine Lady
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've used cloth nappies with my second baby since day 1. Even with proper washing and other procedures for deep cleaning rashes started when the baby was 10 months old. Used disposables until he was potty trained and then with the 3rd one again.

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    RagDollLali
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No thanks, it's hard enough changing a diaper explosion when you have a squirmy baby who's only goal in life is to flip over at the precise moment your hand is beneath them trying to clean them up

    sofacushionfort
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a ticket to popularity at the laundromat

    David Paterson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was shocked to discover a couple of years ago that my father-in-law was wearing cloth nappies, given how difficult they are even for babies. He politely explained that disposable pants for older men are very much worse than even cloth nappies, he loved wearing the cloth ones.

    v
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why wouldn't they?

    Drew Losure-McDermott
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah uh ... my nephew uses these exclusively. Eco-friendly people are out there.

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