Microwaves. They’re our best buddies when we need popcorn for movie night and when we feel too lazy to cook a nutritious meal (that greasy lasagna from our local gas station has really stolen our hearts). But for some people, microwaves are riddles wrapped in mysteries inside enigmas.

When you use your microwave properly, everything’s dandy. But if you mess up… well, the consequences can be catastrophic. Not to mention hilarious! Bored Panda has collected some of the funniest microwave fails by not-so-smart people to get your week off to a great start. So scroll down, upvote your fave stories, and remember—don’t put random crap in your microwave.

Knowledge is power. So we've also prepared a small list of tips about some of the less-obvious things that you shouldn’t put in your futuristic food-heating box.

#1

My Mom Microwaved Some Birdseed To Disinfect It Before Putting It In A Beanbag And Accidentally Made Tiny Popcorn

My Mom Microwaved Some Birdseed To Disinfect It Before Putting It In A Beanbag And Accidentally Made Tiny Popcorn

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Eva the Ravenclaw Bookworm📚💖
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2 months ago

That's not a fail, thats... FRICKIN ADORABLE!!!!

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#2

Yesterday This Guy Put Ghost Pepper Popcorn In Our Industrial Microwave At Work For Over 5 Minutes. The Office Was Filled With Black Smoke Burning People's Eyes

Yesterday This Guy Put Ghost Pepper Popcorn In Our Industrial Microwave At Work For Over 5 Minutes. The Office Was Filled With Black Smoke Burning People's Eyes

No-one could breathe. He basically maced the building. We were moved to the other end so we could keep working

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RitaGG
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2 months ago

How about throw away the microwave?

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#3

My Friend Opened Their Microwave And Couldn't Figure Out What This Was. It Was A Forgotten Slice Of Pizza

My Friend Opened Their Microwave And Couldn't Figure Out What This Was. It Was A Forgotten Slice Of Pizza

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troufaki13
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2 months ago

It's his new floofy pet!

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To start things off, you probably already knew this one, but you shouldn’t put aluminum foil inside a microwave because it burns and ignites. In fact, don’t heat up any kind of metal.

The same goes for paper bags which may release fumes and toxins and might catch on fire. (Note how most things that shouldn’t be in microwaves burst into flames). Keep in mind that popcorn bags have susceptors in them, so it’s safe to use them. Yay, movie nights aren’t canceled!

#4

He Forgot To Put Water In His Cup O Noodles

He Forgot To Put Water In His Cup O Noodles

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Scagsy
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2 months ago

Aw bless him, he looks gutted

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#5

I Have No Idea How This Happened. Cup Took Considerable Force To Get Back Down

I Have No Idea How This Happened. Cup Took Considerable Force To Get Back Down

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troufaki13
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2 months ago

How??

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#6

My Submission For Dumbest Way To Injure Yourself: I Burnt My Hand Taking Tomato Soup Out Of The Microwave. The Toast I Was Making Popped Up And It Scared Me

My Submission For Dumbest Way To Injure Yourself: I Burnt My Hand Taking Tomato Soup Out Of The Microwave. The Toast I Was Making Popped Up And It Scared Me

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tilly kate
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2 months ago

i always mentally prepare myself for the toast to pop, but i still jump every time

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You should also never microwave plastic bags or styrofoam containers. You know, the ones that you get your take-away and leftover food in. They release harmful chemicals and you really don’t want to deal with the mess they leave behind.

Nor should you put wet clothes inside to ‘dry’ them out. It won’t work. Be smart—use a dryer. If you don’t have one, you’ll just have to hang up your clothes and wait for them to dry the old fashioned way.

#7

When I Was 3-Years-Old I Decided To Put My Dad's Brand New Cellphone In The Microwave

When I Was 3-Years-Old I Decided To Put My Dad's Brand New Cellphone In The Microwave

He didn’t understand what I meant by “phone hot, daddy! Phone hot! ” until he walked into the kitchen and saw it full of smoke. 17 years later, he still has it and refuses to let me live it down

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Adam C
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2 months ago

A Nokia most likely would survived AND blow the microwave.

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#8

I Installed My Own Microwave Today And Saved $150 In Install Fees

I Installed My Own Microwave Today And Saved $150 In Install Fees

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Markus Siegemund
Community Member
2 months ago

what is it with you americans having the controls of your ovens on the back and not on the front?

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#9

This Is What Happens When You Microwave Mcdonalds Fries For 30 Minutes (Instead Of 30 Seconds)

This Is What Happens When You Microwave Mcdonalds Fries For 30 Minutes (Instead Of 30 Seconds)

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MrTree1779
Community Member
2 months ago

Bury them in the desert so that an archaeologist can have fun figuring them out in 2000 years.

Juan Hernandez
Community Member
2 months ago

thats sounds like a great idea

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G.T. van Middendorp
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2 months ago

I really don't understand this. There are so many like this. If you wanna microwave something for 30 seconds, don't you stay by the microwave?? What are you doing?? Are you gonna do laundry or something and come back 26 minutes later "I wonder if the 30 seconds are over yet"?

Monday
Community Member
2 months ago

I have forgotten before. Usually it's a case of popping it in the microwave and running to the bathroom...then promptly returning to my computer. However I've never gotten the timer that wrong on the microwave either, so I just come back to cold food.

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Krazy Kanuck
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2 months ago

Charcoal has more nutrition than McDonald's fries..

Monica Reed
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2 months ago

Yeah I agree!

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Raine Soo
Community Member
2 months ago

Wow! They turned to charcoal, but at least they kept their shape.

Hilary Mol
Community Member
2 months ago

I can't believe it didn't burst into flames.

Suzi Gauthier
Community Member
2 months ago

It's scare that they're still whole. You can't destroy McDonalds fries.

Lisa Shelton
Community Member
2 months ago

When things burn they often hold their shape until handled. 🙄

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Bob Belcher
Community Member
2 months ago

But why did you not check your microwave after 30 seconds??????

iblowsheep
Community Member
2 months ago

if this wasn;t a drunk accident, you have a lot of explaining why you lost concentration on something that was supposed to be 30 seconds

Pixie
Community Member
2 months ago

Looks like art

Adam Rindegård
Community Member
2 months ago

ill eat that

Analyn Lahr
Community Member
2 months ago

Honestly, once they go cold, just toss them. Reheated fries are gross. Especially if you use a microwave.

Erin Radcliffe
Community Member
2 months ago

Looks like those things you light for 4th of July that supposedly turn in to snakes.

STress the Terrible
Community Member
2 months ago

Well, low-carb, anyway...

Paige Garberding
Community Member
1 month ago

Modern art.

Elaine Mattingly
Community Member
1 month ago

Your lucky, fries and styrafoam heat combined, not healthy.

Torhild Hansen
Community Member
2 months ago

Charcoal, use them for barbeque.

Simon Murray
Community Member
2 months ago

I've made a similar mistake, we never had a microwave when I was growing up so I was 16 the firet time I used one, i was working a night shift and put microwave popcorn on, having no idea how quick it was I put it on for 25 mins. Came back to the microwave in flames, the fire alarm screaming and as the store was inside a shopping centre the fire brigade was automatically called. I had some explaining to do

Doireanne
Community Member
2 months ago

What kind of idiot doesn't know how long 30 seconds is?

CincyReds
Community Member
2 months ago

But wouldn't you go check on them after about a minute?

Lolly
Community Member
2 months ago

They’re probably still good.

kkathleen517
Community Member
2 months ago

How do you not know your microwave is running for 30 mins? Did you try an edible and underestimate the potency? That's the only thing that explains this. I know because I tried an edible and also WAY underestimated the potency. Now that I think about tho, I'm not sure I could have made it to the kitchen to microwave anything

PotterAvatarDoctorWho
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2 months ago

2020 be like

Patty Stier
Community Member
2 months ago

Blackened Crispy fries! That would need a LOT of ketchup - lots & lots! Who knows - a new fad in the making!

Jace
Community Member
2 months ago

Wouldn’t you like... notice you were still waiting for your fries??

Micah Pettit
Community Member
2 months ago

Well, that's one way to get them crispy again. I suppose...

Demongrrrrl
Community Member
2 months ago

Did they set off the smoke alarm? If you don't have one in or near the kitchen, something like this could have burned down your home.

Leslie Burleson
Community Member
2 months ago

Why ? Who does that?

Lisa Shelton
Community Member
2 months ago

Who puts their fries in for what they thinks is 30 seconds and doesn't come back for 30 minutes anyway? They would be stone cold again.

Kathy Lord Tate
Community Member
2 months ago

How does a person put something in the microwave for 30 seconds and not think about it again for 30 minutes? That must have been one hell of a distraction to make you forget your food you were warming up.

CatWoman312
Community Member
2 months ago

Charcoal?

Isabella Vega
Community Member
2 months ago

Why would anyone leave them in that long?

Stephen Lyford
Community Member
2 months ago

Probably just pure carbon now.

glowworm2
Community Member
2 months ago

Perfect for Halloween!

Blue Cicada
Community Member
2 months ago

I like that they just took the hot stinking mess straight outside.

Timmy
Community Member
2 months ago

The regular fries look like that after you eat them, too. They don’t digest in your stomach.

Timmy
Community Member
2 months ago

Watch Supersize Me and see

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Hubertus Touché
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2 months ago

#BFM

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Yes, yes, we know—microwaves are for food. But some food items have no place inside the machine. For example, if you were to put, oh we don’t know, say a hard-boiled egg inside, it’s likely to explode. And not in a pleasant “oh look, Ma, I accidentally made delicious scrambled eggs without even trying” kind of way.

The same warning goes for hot peppers. You might like spicy food, but be sure to add those peppers after you take your meal out of the microwave. If they’re inside, they’ll heat up and will release something similar to a gust of pepper-spray when you open up the door. Great for warding off intruders if you’re starring in ‘Home Alone.’ Bad for lunch at the office.

#10

Wife: “Are You Sure That Jalapeño Dip Container Is Microwaveable?” Me, An Intellectual: “Of Course It Is.” Jalapeño Dip Container:

Wife: “Are You Sure That Jalapeño Dip Container Is Microwaveable?” Me, An Intellectual: “Of Course It Is.” Jalapeño Dip Container:

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Eva the Ravenclaw Bookworm📚💖
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2 months ago

Yay a pancake

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#11

My Daughter Took It Upon Herself To Microwave Some Syrup For Her Waffles... For 5 Minutes

My Daughter Took It Upon Herself To Microwave Some Syrup For Her Waffles... For 5 Minutes

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MrTree1779
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2 months ago

Nice cup of....carbon.

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#12

So Heard It Was Fine Putting Your Phone In The Microwave To Charge It. My Charger Broke Yesterday, My Battery Was Pretty Low So Thought I'd Give It A Go... This Happened

So Heard It Was Fine Putting Your Phone In The Microwave To Charge It. My Charger Broke Yesterday, My Battery Was Pretty Low So Thought I'd Give It A Go... This Happened

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abby smink
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2 months ago

If ya dumb enough to believe that, ya deserve it.

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So, dear Pandas, which microwave fail was your fave one? Did you learn anything new about what not to heat up in microwaves? Do you have any microwave fails of your own to share with us? Share your thoughts with us in the comments!

#13

Goodbye Everyone. It's Been Good Knowing You

Goodbye Everyone. It's Been Good Knowing You

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Krazy Kanuck
Community Member
2 months ago

That thing under the microwave. Its called a Stove.. you're not going to starve, you are going to learn how to cook.. That is what Youtube is for these days..

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#14

This Is What Happens When You Tell Your Kid To Make His Own Snack. So He Microwaves An Egg For 11 Minutes

This Is What Happens When You Tell Your Kid To Make His Own Snack. So He Microwaves An Egg For 11 Minutes

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MissPanda3
Community Member
2 months ago

This happened when I told my younger brother to make snack for himself... SPOILER: he burnt the chip bag, he wanted warm chips

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#15

What Happens If You Microwave A Spoon

What Happens If You Microwave A Spoon

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Citizen Josie
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2 months ago

He almost created a black hole

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#16

$5000 Canadian After Someone Using The Microwave To Disinfect It

$5000 Canadian After Someone Using The Microwave To Disinfect It

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troufaki13
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2 months ago

Money laundering to a whole new level!

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#17

Left My Fork In The Microwave Today

Left My Fork In The Microwave Today

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MrTree1779
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2 months ago

"Golfing dinosaur looks to her left"

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#18

Just Going To Heat Up Some Coffee In The Microwave. Tried To Grab It. Tried To Pour It. What The. Well Damn

Just Going To Heat Up Some Coffee In The Microwave. Tried To Grab It. Tried To Pour It. What The. Well Damn

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Scagsy
Community Member
2 months ago

If only you could go back in time and not do it. The final irony is the mug.

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#19

My Friend's Husband Thought He Could Microwave His Shirt To Dry It Faster

My Friend's Husband Thought He Could Microwave His Shirt To Dry It Faster

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Scagsy
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2 months ago

It could be kind of a cool look.

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#20

A Friend's Client Paid Him In Cash. He Put The Cash In The Microwave To Kill Traces Of Coronavirus

A Friend's Client Paid Him In Cash. He Put The Cash In The Microwave To Kill Traces Of Coronavirus

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Scagsy
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2 months ago

Why are so many people doing this? Are they trying to reach herd immunity to stupid?

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#21

A Guest Put It In The Hotel Microwave To Give It "A Quick Charge." Fire Alarm Followed

A Guest Put It In The Hotel Microwave To Give It "A Quick Charge." Fire Alarm Followed

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Darko Pešić
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2 months ago

I... I just... People are dumb really....

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#22

Hope, This Helped

Hope, This Helped

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Scagsy
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2 months ago

Lacking support for that idea

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#23

Brownie Out Of A Cup - Level: Hiroshima

Brownie Out Of A Cup - Level: Hiroshima

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Raine Soo
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2 months ago

Your cup runneth over.

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#24

If You Were Wondering What Happens When You Put Foil In The Microwave

If You Were Wondering What Happens When You Put Foil In The Microwave

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Eva the Ravenclaw Bookworm📚💖
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2 months ago

A... giant... upside down... candle??

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#25

I Tried To Microwave A Sandwich And There Is A Big Difference Between 4 And 5 Minutes

I Tried To Microwave A Sandwich And There Is A Big Difference Between 4 And 5 Minutes

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Toea Muresan Iulia
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2 months ago

vanished! it entered in another dimension...

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#26

Life Pro Tip: Even If Your Boiled Egg Is A Bit Underdone, Don't Put It In The Microwave

Life Pro Tip: Even If Your Boiled Egg Is A Bit Underdone, Don't Put It In The Microwave

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Scagsy
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2 months ago

Looks like quite an eggsplosion there

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#27

My Friend's Kids Decided To Microwave Crayola Markers

My Friend's Kids Decided To Microwave Crayola Markers

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Eva the Ravenclaw Bookworm📚💖
Community Member
2 months ago

Excuse me sir, I think your pet unicorn barfed in there

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#28

So, Apparently You Shouldn't Microwave Spaghetti Squash

So, Apparently You Shouldn't Microwave Spaghetti Squash

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Raine Soo
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2 months ago

The pod exploded!

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#29

Someone Brought These Bills To The Bank They Tried To Sanitize In A Microwave

Someone Brought These Bills To The Bank They Tried To Sanitize In A Microwave

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Citizen Josie
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2 months ago

Why people think microwaves sanitize things?

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#30

My Mom Set The Microwave For 75 Mins And Not 75 Secs

My Mom Set The Microwave For 75 Mins And Not 75 Secs

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MissPanda3
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2 months ago

didn't you smell the burning?

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#31

Tomato Soup Disaster

Tomato Soup Disaster

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Johnny
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2 months ago

That looks like a portal to hell

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#32

My Little Sister Accidentally Microwaved A Bagel For Ten Minutes

My Little Sister Accidentally Microwaved A Bagel For Ten Minutes

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Pixie
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2 months ago

How to burn 100 kalories fast

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#33

Last Night’s Dinner Started Out With A Bang, But I Cleaned It Up Bought Another Squash And Tried Again

Last Night’s Dinner Started Out With A Bang, But I Cleaned It Up Bought Another Squash And Tried Again

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Raine Soo
Community Member
2 months ago

You have perserverance, I'll give you that.

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#34

Attempted One Of Those Microwave Mug Cakes. Looks, Uh, Less Than Appetizing

Attempted One Of Those Microwave Mug Cakes. Looks, Uh, Less Than Appetizing

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Scagsy
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2 months ago

Butthole cake

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#35

Forgot To Add Water To My Microwave Mac N Cheese

Forgot To Add Water To My Microwave Mac N Cheese

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ML
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2 months ago

This, ladies and gentlemen, is how you make licorice.

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#36

Why Would You Even Want To Heat Cheetos?

Why Would You Even Want To Heat Cheetos?

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Nagawa (Cofa) Kishiki
Community Member
2 months ago

Some people just want to see the Cheetos burn.

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#37

Cooking Everyone Breakfast When The Glass From The Microwave Door Unexpectedly Fell Out

Cooking Everyone Breakfast When The Glass From The Microwave Door Unexpectedly Fell Out

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Raine Soo
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2 months ago

Well, IHOP it is.

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#38

My High Brain Learned That Bowls Get Hot In The Microwave

My High Brain Learned That Bowls Get Hot In The Microwave

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Scagsy
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2 months ago

Do you remember when microwaves came out they were like 'yeah, even the dish doesn't get warm, only the food'? What happened?

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#39

Another Case Of Someone Microwaving Money To "Sanitize It"

Another Case Of Someone Microwaving Money To "Sanitize It"

I work at a bank. We are still open through the drive up. Someone literally microwaved their money to "Sanitize it" and sent it to us to deposit into their account....I can't. They said "I'm sure some of it isn't usable but whatever you can deposit into my account, please do."

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Zoe's Mom
Community Member
2 months ago

If the money is still more than half viable, then the bank should be able to take it. After they make the deposit, it is then sent to the government to be destroyed since they can't use them again. For destroyed coin, they write them off and throw them away unless it's a large amount. Those they can refuse. This is what was done years ago when I was a teller

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#40

So I Guess It's Not Microwave Safe. Veggies Were Still Good Though

So I Guess It's Not Microwave Safe. Veggies Were Still Good Though

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Lululoohoo
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2 months ago

No no the veggies were not still good! You just ate so much leached chemicals

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