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50 Iconic Messages That Were Forever Immortalized In Screenshots, Courtesy Of This Group
Few things can make you question your own sanity as much as regretting a text you just sent. You know how it goes, you get an edgy idea, type it out thinking you're the smartest person on Earth and hit 'Enter' only to realize later that what you said sounded way better in your head.
But it's too late and all you're left with is debating whether you should follow it up trying to minimize the damage it caused or just leave it as is and stick your head into the ground until the person forgets about it.
However, sometimes they may not. Even worse, they can send a picture of your conversation to the Facebook page 'Screenshots of messages that probably shouldn’t have been posted' and your mistake is now part of the internet.
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xolitaire 2 years ago
Well technically he is telling the truth. He doesn't have a girlfriend. Anymore.
12'o'clock 2 years ago
Just say you said "No" cause you're planning on making her your wife 😁 Works for my dad, at least
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Featherking 2 years ago (edited)
Totally! I can’t HANDLE those ultimate cringe role play attempts (especially not since I’ve got roleplaying friends and have seen the real stuff up close…). It’s so, so bad, the secondary embarrassment is downright physically painful. What kind of person does this? I’m trying to picture it but I can’t lock on to a picture in my head - is it like edgy teenagers? The old EMO crew? It CAN’T be adults, it just cannot; I can’t live in a world where adults pretends to be blushing over a goddamned text message.
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Zedrapazia 2 years ago
Don't do that *_* stuff with people you're not familiar with. It's awkward to do it randomly
JewishPunnyBunny 2 years ago
I wouldn't even do that to people I know, unless I specifically am trying to troll them, and even then I hate doing it somewhat.
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Iva Kazalova 2 years ago
Only incels write these stupid things with the asterisks in between, but this was hopefully just a pisstake, like wtf *nuzzles you gently* 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
Couragetcd 2 years ago
Well, back in the day we didn't have emoji's to do the barfing for us...and then we had to draw our own faces out of letters and wing dings lol
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censorshipsucks 2 years ago
*gets lethal injection out* *ties nuzzler to chair* *says "its for your own good" *
Load More Replies... Roger9er 2 years ago
What is this *blah blah* shÍt? Some kind of moronic roleplay? How old are you? 8?
kesunyian 2 years ago
Quite a 90's IRC thing, and then only when you knew someone well and were down with it.
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JewishPunnyBunny 2 years ago (edited)
I remember when I first noticed that stupid uwu thing back in the early 2000s. Hated it then as a teen, hate it now as an adult. It's not cute, stop doing it. It's creepy af.
It's not just messaging that people should approach cautiously on the internet. Social media are increasingly blurring the lines between our personal and professional lives, leaving us at risk of posting sensitive information that could have ramifications far beyond our follower list.
Just last year, Finnish Prime Minister Sanna Marin found this out the hard way after a video of her dancing and drinking with friends, first posted to a private Instagram account, was leaked to the press. Marin was forced to apologize, and even volunteered for a drug test, after a worldwide media storm came crashing down on her.
#3
Stephanie Did It 2 years ago
From now on I will refer to them as holebowl and screenbowl
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James016 2 years ago
My son calls it the foodnet as he didn't know what it's actually called. I prefer foodnet
Carole G. 2 years ago (edited)
Nope! That's a strainer. A colander is bigger, no long handle, sits on little legs & could be considered a Holebowl. I can't believe I entered this conversation 🙄
Rob Van de Graaf 2 years ago
And you entered it wielding the wrong kitchen appliances as well! They were looking for a sieve
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#4
12'o'clock 2 years ago
There is definitely no coming back from this. Didn't think Jesus could even
Ken Beattie 2 years ago
I don't feel like this belongs here. The question isn't cringy, may not even be unwarranted. But the answer is just nasty. Maybe more context would make it funny. But it just looks mean.
#5
Andrew Keir 2 years ago
Don't go, the man in there is eating a bear and won't like being disturbed
Katie Annegan 2 years ago
Giving Landshark vibes...."Plumber.. .telegram...flowers.. Candygram..."..
Valek Fermiga 2 years ago
Well, if you go into the woods today you're sure of a big surprise....
Research reveals that nearly 40 percent of internet users between the ages of 18-35 have regretted posting personal information about themselves, and 35 percent have regretted posting personal information about a friend or family member.
57 percent of 18-35-year-olds think people share too much about their personal thoughts and experiences, and nearly that many feel technology is robbing them of their privacy.
#6
Bouche, Audi, and Shyla, oh my! 2 years ago
For some reason, this really gets me in the funny bone. Of course, I may just be having difficulty with my funny bone.
Id row 2 years ago
omg, I just tried playing on chatgbt and it told me to pick a category, so I picked 'animals'. I kept guessing right letters, then only had the first one left and could not figure out what it was. This is what it looked like: _ etashe. When I said I didn't think that was an animal, they came back with, "My apologies, that was supposed to be leopard." I tried a new game and guessed 'T'. Then it came back and said "Great guess, there is a 'T'" Then it said it was an incorrect guess, lol. I told them they were really bad at this game.
Sara W 2 years ago
I am truly in tears. How was that suppose to be leopard?!?8
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Barely_An_Artist 2 years ago
fr like I'm talking about my dam FATHER, dear god
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John Smith (he/him/xy/️) 2 years ago
That's what you get for calling your SO daddy. Leave those issues out of your relationships...
tabithapaquette98 2 years ago
Who the hell calls their boyfriend daddy! Sorry, that is just creepy to me!
No Name 2 years ago
Im just remembering that one guy that said "my daughter will have to call me bro instead of daddy. The word has become too sexualized" 💀
pete 2 years ago
He's fine these days, as long as there isn't a step-- in front of it
Load More Replies... MushroomHead22 2 years ago
well i mean if you call your bf daddy and everyone knows, thats not wrong to ask...
RandomEpiBioPerson 2 years ago
TBH, in the gay community, it isn't necessarily that weird of a question, depending on who you are talking to. Although, I'd also never assume the person was referring to their partner that way, because I'd either assume parent, or know the person well enough to know which.
Emie N. 2 years ago
Not the entire gay community. Unless women are also calling their girlfriend's "daddy"?
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Van-Hau Trieu, who is a senior lecturer of Information Systems at Deakin University, and Vanessa Cooper, a professor of Information Systems at RMIT University, who have been studying what drives much online oversharing, believe that when we feel strong emotions, we often use social media to communicate with and get support from friends, family and colleagues.
"We might share good news when we feel happy or excited, or anger and frustration might drive us to vent about our employers," they wrote. "When emotional, it is easy for us to cross the boundary between work and social life, underestimating the consequences of social media posts that can quickly go viral."
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Jcusack 2 years ago
Why would you want to pay for two separate accounts? Amazon makes enough money, I'll just add the card to my existing account still thank you.
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David 2 years ago
Why would they have given anyone access to their work expense credit card? That should be the harder thing to explain to their work.
Aria Whitaker 2 years ago
I mean, not really? If he ordered supplies or something for the office via Amazon and used his company card...it saves that information. ALL 6 cards I have ever used for those purchases, including my husbands card and mothers card and three that are expired, are still sitting there in my account info. I can easily just select the box beside any card and hit "Order Now"...it will use that card to buy the item. You dont have to "give access" to use the card...if it has been used before, you just select it and buy the thing. Should not be hard to explain at all....as he said, his daughter just needs to be more careful of the card she selects.
Load More Replies... Robert Beveridge 2 years ago
Bet a few of your coworkers are looking at you with newfound respect though
Valek Fermiga 2 years ago
Just say your trialling a new work look OR make her use her OWN credit card - just a thought....
Ann M Clinkscales 2 years ago
How about, why does your g/f-wife have access to your company credit card???
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Katie Lutesinger 2 years ago
Is this person using a meat twiggy stick to operate their phone? Because dude, just think of the grease stains.
Mistiekim 2 years ago
So many questions - is that an old hotdog, and is that the dog the person was talking about? Who is the mysterious FBI Agent? Should an FBI Agent encourage lying? Why does that straw look so weird?
Natasha Arruda 2 years ago
Wait, how is the FBI agent encouraging lying? I can't imagine his dog ran away at the same time, or are you thinking he doesn't have a dog?
Load More Replies... Rahul Pawa 2 years ago
If that's her attitude, I don't understand why she texted this guy instead of her bf
Michelle W 2 years ago
"A way" which way? Do they mean "away". These are so poorly written/texted.
Imnot Sure 2 years ago
Oh, wow, a dude not only being extremely creepy, but is also a massive douchebag. This is why birthrates are down 13%.
Trieu and Cooper have five simple tips for people to avoid oversharing and creating a social media scandal for themselves or others. The first one is to set clear boundaries between personal life and work. So be prepared to set rules, limits and acceptable behaviors to protect these boundaries.
"Let your friends, colleagues and family know your expectations. If someone oversteps your boundaries, raise your concerns. Consider your relationship with individuals who do not respect your boundaries."
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Michael Largey 2 years ago
For those of us with over-suggestive minds, creamy would be much more appropriate to the purpose.
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Couragetcd 2 years ago
Whichever pb is used, can we agree there is nowhere enough jelly to even out that much pb?
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Ross “Sarcastic Dad” 2 years ago
I will say, for all the toxic masculinity out there, this is a punk move by her. It's so s****y to say this to a guy when you know you have no interest.
Thenatural 2 years ago
What exactly is she trying to say....no wonder some guys don't know what to do...
Silv Aries 2 years ago
Basically "I want a man with your personality but hotter/richer than you are"
Load More Replies... tabithapaquette98 2 years ago
Who the h**l tells someone they need someone like them, but not them? How freaking rude!
Catastrophisticate 2 years ago
A few years ago, I said that to a guy I thought wouldn't be interested in me. His answer: "I'm a guy like me." He was right ;) <3
Micah Sean 2 years ago
It's sad that he probably continued on with this one-sided relationship.
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xolitaire 2 years ago
It's a psychological thing I think. During the night you know that an alarm clock will ring and you have to get up, so you try to force yourself to sleep. During an afternoon nap that's not the case so it's much more relaxing
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RandomEpiBioPerson 2 years ago
The person may have just forgotten to text after waking up from the nap. That response could either be toxic or the way they joke with each other. Not sure which, but the poster's reaction seems to indicate the boyfriend was joking, so it's fine. :P
tabithapaquette98 2 years ago
I don't need anyone's permission to nap except my own! I love a good nap, but it usually messes with my night sleep.
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Claire Armstrong 2 years ago
For a couple of seconds I thought this was supposed to be "Unhashed" just spelled wrong with added letters and missing letters, but then it finally dawned on me what it actually was lol!
Next, respect the boundaries of others. "Don't share photos or videos of others without their permission," Trieu and Cooper said.
"If someone doesn't want their photo to be taken, video to be recorded or their name to be tagged, respect their wishes. Treat others on social media the same way you would like to be treated."
#18
Cara G 2 years ago
The apps randomize our phone numbers and yours for privacy and they also change them for each delivery so it's never the same number twice. But I get the joke and upvoted for cuteness 😂
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John Smith (he/him/xy/️) 2 years ago
That's no way to talk about batman's gf
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ConstantlyJon 2 years ago
I mean if you had rabies you'd be dead soon? But yes, good response nonetheless.
two-sided llama 2 years ago
he has rabies such a loser * starts foaming at the mouth* well f**k
#21
David 2 years ago
Never liked the famous "who's on third" comedy routine and don't like lame take offs of it.
Juliette Deroulede 2 years ago (edited)
Nah, Who is on first, I Don't Know is on third.
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Dark Pigeon 2 years ago
I was this today years old when I got the name 'whats app'. Feeling dumb, might do something smart later.
Moving on, lock down your social media accounts. This means adjusting your privacy settings to control who can view your profile and posts.
Most social media platforms provide features to help users protect their privacy. Facebook’s Privacy Checkup tool, for example, lets you see what you’re sharing and with whom.
On the same note, consider what information you place in your profile. If you don't want your personal social media profile associated with your employer, do not list the company you work at.
#22
Mistiekim 2 years ago
Well…it’s not Ten-Thousand Killer Bees so I should be all right. On my way bees!
#23
Grant Melville 2 years ago
This gentleman is not going to win a Brain of Britain award. He's not even going to win a Brain of East Kilbride award. I don't even think he's going to win a Brain of His Own Head award.
ToGo 2 years ago
Haha. I think you're right! (edited comment so as not to offend the decent folk EK).
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UpQuarkDownQuark 2 years ago
Go ahead and meet him in a nice pub…with a couple of police officers or maybe half a dozen of your best friends.
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Zedrapazia 2 years ago
This isn't a bad pun, I actually find it quite cute. Also, a Switch has not 4 but 18 "buttons" and two joysticks, which are usually used somewhat differently in each game, so there sure is reason to teach this to someone
RandomEpiBioPerson 2 years ago
Yea, but you only need about 5 for Mario kart.
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Tiny Dynamine 2 years ago
Well, if he'd answered with "That sounds like a good idea :)" she would have said "God, not like that, I mean teach me how to play the game. Totally firiend zone."
Brendan (banned for downvotes) 2 years ago
Sounds like you've been friend-zoned before.
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MirohLoome (he/she/they) 1 year ago
yeah one time my crush kept saying he was cold and i just said "idk what tf you want ME to do about it haha" then realized later they wanted my sweatshirt *facepalm*
Chuntney King 2 years ago
Fair enough like there's four buttons not that damn hard to figure It out
#25
Pa4040 2 years ago
I like sushi. Me and my then gf visited her home country, and were on the way to their mountains for a vacation. I was hungry, so we stopped by a Lidl, bought a pack of raw salmon and I ate it with my hands in the car. She found it adorable and laughed that I eat like the bears in a documentary. Engaged now, i hit the jackpot fellas
Grace Smith 2 years ago
I totally get it! Raw fish is the absolute bomb! Especially salmon!
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LittleWombat 2 years ago
The decidedly best rotisserie chicken around!! Mmmm now I'm hungry for one...
Load More Replies... To avoid mistakes, make your sharing a conscious effort. "Do not use social media when you feel emotional," Trieu and Cooper advised. "Especially if you are feeling strong emotions like hurt, anger or excitement, give yourself time to process your feelings before posting."
"Ask yourself: How many people will see this post? Would anyone be hurt? Does anyone benefit? Would I feel comfortable if my colleagues or supervisors saw this?"
Assume what you share can be seen by your friends, enemies, colleagues, boss, and the rest of the world. Stop if you don’t want any of them to see what you're thinking about.
#26
Natasha Arruda 2 years ago
I'd be the sort to just link to a website and just be like "There you go, kid. Browse to your hearts content."
#27
Tomato Froggo 2 years ago
I don’t know, personally I wouldn’t address him at all and just leave
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Hope Cows&Chickens 2 years ago
Ya! Tell me you took the red pill without saying 'I took the red pill!' Sheesh. What a loser.
Load More Replies... JewishPunnyBunny 2 years ago
I mean I address people as ma'am and sir anyway, but if you tell me I must, I'll tell you to take a hike. If you DEMAND that, you're either a grumpy a**l person or want to sound grown up.
#28
Trophy Husband 2 years ago
I have a shirt that says that, with a picture of a sign that says "bad" next to the caption...
Load More Replies... bottomless.abyss.of.bordem 2 years ago
He'll give you all the good STDs and give her the bad ones.
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Ryan Edwards 2 years ago
Oh, we all have that "wya" person. THAT person who brings nothing but drama, anxiety, frustrations, circular thinking and discomfort into our otherwise calm lives. And, if you're like me, that person is also the same person who, for whatever reason, you think you love. WHY?
But if you do overshare, try to remove unwanted content. "Oversharing and accidental posting are not uncommon. If you have posted unwanted content, remove it immediately," Trieu and Cooper highlighted.
"If you are concerned about information about yourself on someone else’s social media, raise your concerns and ask the person who posted to remove it," they added.
It is a bit tricky if the information has already spread through multiple sources, but it is worth trying to contact the website or service that hosts it to remove the content.
Of course, these steps might not protect you from appearing on pages like 'Screenshots of messages that probably shouldn’t have been posted', but they will definitely limit the chance of that happening.
#30
Sky Render 2 years ago
And have someone else record it and upload it to YouTube so we can all have a laugh!
Load More Replies... Jason 2 years ago
This is the logic my preschooler uses when he gets angry. Threatens to break his own stuff to make me upset. I'm like bruh think about it for a second.
Monday 2 years ago
So if I don't go out with you, you'll make it impossible for you to contact me again? Excellent!
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JB 2 years ago (edited)
1% battery? Surely this is a fake post. And sorry for calling you all Shirley.
Tucker Cahooter 2 years ago
As if the other person, or anyone else for that matter, gives a sh*t
David Jeffery 2 years ago
Exactly. Why would this be something that would make anyone go out with him? As our parents told us - you're only hurting yourself
Load More Replies... Michelle C 2 years ago
I side with her: anyone who would get violent like that from the get-go is exhibiting tons of red flags otherwise!!
OmBoyGanesh 2 years ago
When people punch themselves in the face, why do they assume it hurts others’ faces rather than their own? It’s a level of stupidity that makes me question their capability of functioning independently and then I wonder where is their caregiver.
Valek Fermiga 2 years ago
Can't understand why she doesn't want to date him - he's clearly a loving, charming sack of refurbished dog s***....
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Zedrapazia 2 years ago
How surface level do you wanna be if all you care for is height? Pathetic! Found a dwarf army together and conquer the heads of the tallest members in our society!
Tiny Dynamine 2 years ago
It's an insecurity thing. These women want a man to be significantly taller than them so they can feel looked after. It's usually an attachment issue: they didn't have a strong parental figure growing up, now they want to transfer it onto their partner who they only want for their height, not how they are or anything.
Load More Replies... ConstantlyJon 2 years ago
I'm sad to say that my wife is one of these people and is raising our daughter to think this is okay and I'm struggling against it for all I'm worth.
Susan Green 2 years ago
Jon, at least your daughter will have your positive influence. I really don’t understand why a man’s height is so important.
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LittleWombat 2 years ago
And yet if he asked how big her b00bs are to decide if he wants to go out with her, she would call HIM shallow. It's the same thing! Shallow people are the worst!!!
Deanna Crichley 2 years ago
My mom asked me once where I found all these "short guys" to date. I told her "I like them at eye level".
Pa4040 2 years ago
I mean, if you are using a dating app, realistically you won't meet (and are honestly not looking for) the One. You will get only shallow people looking for one-nighters and thats it. Which is why height/weight/size (yes, that size) are pretty much the only thing these people care about.
LittleWombat 2 years ago
You were downvoted, but I agree with you that Tinder, where he met her, is primarily about pickups, not relationships. Different dating sites have different foci.
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Saturnian (Se/They/Honk) 2 years ago
Not as bad as it sounds, just when a couple is together in a domestic sense but not married.
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Michael P (Perthaussieguy) 2 years ago
Not everyone can respond to private phone calls/text messages during a work day
Tascha Aveloo 2 years ago
THAT SIMMERED & ESCALATED LIKE A TSUNAMI🤦🏾🤦🏾🤦🏾 LIKE BRUH CHILLLL ALREADY😳😳😳
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LinkTheHylian 2 years ago
Good thing Walmar was her prize-winning Shetland pony.
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Pamela Christie 2 years ago
Well, if that doesn't just take the biscuit! Why won't Walmar respond to his gm's request? She played a huge role in raising him! He was probably born and bred right there at her house! What a crummy way to behave!
#36
MaryHadaLittleLamb 2 years ago
A totally acceptable response to a spider. Burn it all down.
Load More Replies... Jared Robinson 2 years ago
in this situation I wouldn't even be aware that we had an oven. Regardless of me leaving it on or not.
OmBoyGanesh 2 years ago
Cousin’s next door neighbor’s house went up in flames just last night. Wasn’t the oven… https://twitter.com/metrofirepio/status/1676501615187214336?s=46&t=ep72TLJ3IUH6K43HjkgcXA
Worst Cop in Britain 2 years ago
Does anyone else get a different mental picture when they hear "in flames" compared to "on fire"?
Rissi 2 years ago
One time, my FIL drove by our home and texted us asking if it was on fire. Apparently, there were a fire truck and ambulance in front of our nextdoor neighbor's house and he wondered if it was in front of ours. Did he stop? No. He "had pizza" in the car and didn't want it to get cold. We literally lived 2 minutes away.
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Jason 2 years ago
I was about to ask how one "farts aggressively" then remembered I have a son who is a preschooler and completely understand
mandy the capibara 2 years ago
I had a horse who always communicated her dismay by aggresive farting. It was equally phenomenal and disturbing. I have suspected her of flatulent morse coding
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bottomless.abyss.of.bordem 2 years ago
Dude walks around with the whole obituary section. Irma May Jocobawicz died, don't you understand, you coldhearted B***h!
Liz-ard 2 years ago
Who was kobe, why did it die and why did that tragedy lead to a lefty? Sooooo many questions… could be a story epic as Gone With the Wind.
Jennifer Griffin 2 years ago
I think he ment Kobe Bryant, when he died in the helicopter crash a few years back. Ya know, the basketball player??
Load More Replies... Natasha Arruda 2 years ago
I only hope that some day, my death will be used as an excuse for unmitigated BS.
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bottomless.abyss.of.bordem 2 years ago
At least he promoted you from construction worker to business owner?
David Martin 2 years ago
I hate to say, I heard a variant of this back in high school; The correct (though still tasteless) wording is "Are you a construction worker? Because you're erecting something in my pants". For the record, it did not work for that guy back then
Trash Panda 🦝 2 years ago
Is that guys profile pic the American Psycho guy? What in the actual fúck?! 🤦♂️ Run, ladies... Run.
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Katie Lutesinger 2 years ago
How can you hate anything that goes "whitwhitwhit" when you tickle its little ears??
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CalamityOne 2 years ago (edited)
If you suddenly disappear and then re-appear in this guy's candle-lit pentagram, know that you were manifested...
justmemorticia 2 years ago
With my luck, I would sleep through the demon alarm and showed up late for my own summoning. Sometimes it seems to be an advantage!
Satin Meinzer-Sherwood 2 years ago
My ex af plus like 10 other random stalkers that ive managed to collect over the years smh
Ambry Petersen 2 years ago
My dreams are so weird no one would survive just showing up in them.
Alexander Smith 2 years ago
I love how they said they'd manifest the other person when what they meant is they'd afflict the other person. It's like silly if you manifested me I'd just walk right back out the door.
Pamela Christie 2 years ago
Really? Like that dream where I shove you off a cliff into a sea of flaming sharks? That'd be nice. You got me lookin' forward to bedtime, now.
EricTheHalfABee 2 years ago
Showing up in someone's dreams is bad enough, but if you start showing up in someone's s**t that's when you've taken things a little too far
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TotallyNOTaFox 2 years ago (edited)
They do come across as a little spoilled
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bottomless.abyss.of.bordem 2 years ago
I knew I was chosen to have this affliction for some greater purpose
Pamela Christie 2 years ago
I have visions of them hanging by their teeth from the udder of a suspended cow. Just as well. Been there. Done that.
Liz Orreo trex ago go 2 years ago
There are pills for that and it takes at least 6-12 hours before " there she blows"
Ugh_What_Now 2 years ago
This person is missing out. Lactose intolerant people are some of the most stubborn risk taking people I've ever known. They know what cheese will do to them... that cheese plate still doesn't stand a chance.
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xolitaire 2 years ago (edited)
Aww, look at him trying to p**n off a Lenovo as a "gaming laptop"... EDIT: I wrote p.a.w.n. Why do the censor p**n?! They don't even censor penis??!
Monday 2 years ago
Yeah they censor p.a.w.n. but not porn. It's really weird.
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jacqueline 2 years ago
Whoa easy there, this is probably the only real conversation you'll ever have with a real woman, baby steps
Lincoln Mills 2 years ago
And you'll probably never talk to a man either will you
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Stefan 2 years ago
Jealous because you might your butt kicked by a girl with a second hand rig?
tabithapaquette98 2 years ago
It's not a sewing machine? WTF? I am a female and I have never used a sewing machine in my life! A*****e!!
Lincoln Mills 2 years ago
Blah Blah, Bro shut up, it is OBVIOUSLY A JOKE, What's wrong with girls using sewing machines anyway, you need some feminine pills
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Alexandru Bucur 2 years ago
The funny thing is my wife is literally a game developer, so not only is she a bigger gamer than me but she needs to play games to keep abreast of what other studios are doing... Meanwhile, I don't think she ever touched the sewing machine once, while I regularly use it because I do both cosplay and reenactment, so I need to make and mend uniforms.
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Potato Au Gratin 2 years ago
Dang. Haven't heard that band name in over a decade. Now I feel old.
Bender Bending Rodríguez 2 years ago (edited)
Wait! That's a band name and not just misspelled "lasagna"? I guess I'll go sit next to left side person.
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Ambry Petersen 2 years ago (edited)
True Garfield fan. Thinks of food, when other people mean something else....now I want lasagna for dinner. Delicious lasagna, with my home made marinara.
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sylvantic 2 years ago
Wasn’t aware that Latinas only like werewolves. My gf’s Latina, and last I checked I’m not a werewolf. Does that mean she’s not attracted to me? 😮 am I an unaware werewolf? Am I actually an alpha male instead of an out of shape lesbian?
xolitaire 2 years ago (edited)
There are no alpha males. The poor dude who "invented" the entire greek male alphabet soup while researching wolf behavior debunked it himself. Sorry :(
SheamusFanFrom1987 2 years ago (edited)
I am a male, and I disagree. It takes a careful male to handle a Latina. Otherwise, you get the *gasp* chanclas (Just kidding, of course) XP
Zedrapazia 2 years ago
Esmeralda wants to bang a werewolf now, I see. Get off the Furry sites, dumbass
Lesley Zed 2 years ago
Why? Oh, WHY is it always an ‘animal’ or ogre who gets the beautiful maiden? I mean, really….is this men deluding themselves that no matter how fat, unattractive, boorish and yuck they are that they still deserve the ideal (in their eyes) woman?
Otis B Driftwood 2 years ago (edited)
Oh look, b********y. They censored my word so I'll try again. Oh look, people being disgusting with animals.
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Michael P (Perthaussieguy) 2 years ago
Didn't realise most of the word was going to be censored. Just to be clear I was talking about the girl to dump the guy.
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Niki A 2 years ago
You know, when I missed my period that was usually when people got upset. Not the other way around...
HAL 2 years ago
Pretty much, YES. The GF having the PMS, the period, all the deal, it's business as usual.
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AngelWingsYT 2 years ago
Your one of the good ones mate gotta hold that with pride
Load More Replies... tabithapaquette98 2 years ago
Um, f**k you! You're useless! What, you ONLY want her for s*x? Grow the f**k up dude!
Sara Wilson 2 years ago
Pretty much how my ex husband was. Going out to dinner? Cycle starts..."well, no point in going out now. I'm going to go change while u make dinner." If no s*x was going to be involved, there was no date. Period. This was over the course of a 20 year marriage and a 2 year dating period. I was just SO young!
No Name 2 years ago
Actually, he's not wrong, when I'm on my period, I become the most laziest, useless creature this world has come across upon
Rudy van Disarzio 2 years ago
You have no worth when you feel lazy? 😞 I'm so sorry.
Load More Replies... Rudy van Disarzio 2 years ago
Funny that he says her only use is to be a s€x toy for him? Cute joke!
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Monday 2 years ago
Well he might just be learning a new skill and be super excited to show it off? Please let that be the case.
MiriPanda 2 years ago
Seems harmless enough to me. Now, if they hadn't send a picture of the bed first...
Load More Replies... bottomless.abyss.of.bordem 2 years ago
The things on the bed are so NOT the same. WTF is that?
Corey Beth 2 years ago
Yeah, that's the thing that got me too.... wtf lol
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OmBoyGanesh 2 years ago
Umm…typically best to save the kink convo for date #5. Unless, of course, the initial connection was fetish-focused.
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HelluvaHedgehogAlien 2 years ago
Should I start a club of people like me, who are mentally unstable and not hot?
Frozengeckolover 2 years ago
I usually only got to pick one. How do you get two? Lol
Load More Replies... Robert Craig 2 years ago
So they're saying you have to be mentally unstable to consider dating them?
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Michael P (Perthaussieguy) 2 years ago
"I'm sorry, something has just come up and I cannot do anymore work for you"
Brendan (banned for downvotes) 2 years ago
Our cleaner used our staircase to get upstairs! Of course, we requested a 20% discount from then on. Haven't heard from her since. Very strange.
Libstak 2 years ago
Run, never set foot in their home again. I have had regular cleaners for mum and dad as disability support. No one left left without having a cup of tea or coffee.
Alexandra Davis 2 years ago
I have a cleaner as I'm disabled and she has access to drinks and she puts her water bottle in my fridge and we chat after- it's common decency. Also finding a good cleaner is like finding gold dust where I am, so getting rid of (one that they admit is good) is just crazy!
Load More Replies... Tucker Cahooter 2 years ago
Maybe next time they fill their pool they will stop filling it up one water bottle less than usual so their cleaner can fill their water bottle without being racked with guilt
ShaZam Beaubien 2 years ago
Just a feeling ... I don't think she will get a tip after the service.
Cold Eagle 2 years ago
If I remember correctly she sent an awesome reply back with I think a refund (or suggesting a refund) of like 5p and explained due to the heat and a manual job etc. I can't recall much but remember thinking perfect way to handle it.
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OmBoyGanesh 2 years ago
It’s always ok to ask. You may not get the answer you want and there may be consequences for doing so, but always feel you can ask for what you want.
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ADHD McChick 2 years ago
Oh he's definitely gonna show you SOME kind of tool... 😬
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bottomless.abyss.of.bordem 2 years ago
Is it cheating when you already know your own diagnosis?
Jerry Da Alpaca (She/Her) 2 years ago
I think it's just someone not bothered to check their spelling before hitting send
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Tucker Cahooter 2 years ago
Seems the best way to get to know what someone is really like is to ignore their message, and they will reveal their true selves next time
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Shelli Aderman 2 years ago (edited)
Nah, it’d just be all emojis then! 🤣🤣🤣
Load More Replies... Tiny Dynamine 2 years ago
I absolutely love how language standards have plummeted through the floor these days.
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Monday 2 years ago
Yup. A question was asked, an answer was given, and then the answer was respectfully accepted.
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OmBoyGanesh 2 years ago
Generally speaking, a trite “thank you” to a genuine and/or profound expression of love is a rejection.
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Aisling Raye 2 years ago
Maybe they just said "Hey Siri. Your plug is here" but that absolutely wouldn't work. I'm going to pretend that's what happened anyway.
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Rens 2 years ago
Do people actually text like this? What the hell happened to proper grammar and using actual words???
Monday 2 years ago
They charged by the letter so we dumbed it down, and then by the time it was no longer charged by the letter it was so ingrained in us that we couldn't shake the habit. Also it's texting, not a college essay, I'm not going to waste time spell/grammar checking.
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Rens 2 years ago
Do people actually text like this? What the hell happened to proper grammar and using actual words???
Monday 2 years ago
They charged by the letter so we dumbed it down, and then by the time it was no longer charged by the letter it was so ingrained in us that we couldn't shake the habit. Also it's texting, not a college essay, I'm not going to waste time spell/grammar checking.
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