Women routinely outlive men for a variety of reasons, biological, social and lifestyle factors included. There may be one much more obvious factor however that often gets overlooked: men simply take more stupid risks.

This list, compiled by Bored Panda, is a vivid illustration of that. It is a collection of questionable intelligence, macho bravado and callous disregard for personal safety. And it is tragically funny! Scroll down below to check it out for yourself, and let us know what you think in the comments!

#1

This Pressure Washer Guy

This Pressure Washer Guy

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Vonskippy
Community Member
2 years ago

Wow you almost can't see the wiring harness holding him up.

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#2

So My Buddy Fell Off The Roof The Other Day

So My Buddy Fell Off The Roof The Other Day

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Johan The 3rd
Community Member
2 years ago

You can see the handprints where he tried to stop his fall

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#3

Glassblower Playing Jump Rope With Molten Hot Glass

Glassblower Playing Jump Rope With Molten Hot Glass

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Mayson
Community Member
2 years ago

Soon-to-be head-blower playing jump rope.

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#4

Safety First

Safety First

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Usernameofgag
Community Member
2 years ago

Safety first... Oh the irony...

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#5

Hey, You Push This Couch Out The Window, I'll Stand On My Car And Grab It

Hey, You Push This Couch Out The Window, I'll Stand On My Car And Grab It

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StrangeStars
Community Member
2 years ago

Well...it's easier than dragging it down all those stairs...

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#6

On Vacation In Egypt. Called A Plumber To Fix The Toilet. He Calmly Climbs Out Of The Window In His Flip Flops

On Vacation In Egypt. Called A Plumber To Fix The Toilet. He Calmly Climbs Out Of The Window In His Flip Flops

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Full Name
Community Member
2 years ago

I'd need working plumbing after seeing this. Especially a washing machine and shower.

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#7

Safety First, Sure

Safety First, Sure

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Brigitta Swart
Community Member
2 years ago

Because our hair must be kept safe

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#8

Visual Representation Of Why Women Live Longer Than Men

Visual Representation Of Why Women Live Longer Than Men

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IndoUK
Community Member
2 years ago

I'm in stitches :)

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#9

5 Minutes Break

5 Minutes Break

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StrangeStars
Community Member
2 years ago

Looks like it's going to be more than five minutes...

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#10

Painting The Sidewalk Mexican Style

Painting The Sidewalk Mexican Style

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Usernameofgag
Community Member
2 years ago

If it is stupid but it is work, it is not stupid

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#11

New Member On A Robotics Team

New Member On A Robotics Team

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Denis
Community Member
2 years ago

He'll probably need a robot knee after this

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#12

So That's How They Do It...

So That's How They Do It...

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r3dd3v1lL
Community Member
2 years ago

Hooligans. Get an actual canvass and paint as much as you want.

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#13

Rollin', Rollin', Rollin', Keep Them Bobcats Rollin'

Rollin', Rollin', Rollin', Keep Them Bobcats Rollin'

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Skure
Community Member
2 years ago

Master skills

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#14

What Could Go Wrong?

What Could Go Wrong?

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StrangeStars
Community Member
2 years ago

Nothing. Absolutely nothing at all.

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#15

Welding Protection

Welding Protection

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Full Name
Community Member
2 years ago

Danbo?

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#16

It Ain't Gonna Drive Itself Home

It Ain't Gonna Drive Itself Home

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Brigitta Swart
Community Member
2 years ago

Uber?

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#17

Don't Worry, They're Wearing Helmets

Don't Worry, They're Wearing Helmets

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Coco
Community Member
2 years ago

hell no

Dara
Community Member
2 years ago

second that

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Janet Allison
Community Member
2 years ago

What exactly are they building?!

Vicky Zar
Community Member
2 years ago

Bridge/ path

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criminalgirl
Community Member
2 years ago

Whew! that's all right then..

Mortimer Snerd
Community Member
2 years ago

I want to see the calculations. There are calculations correct?

Tor Rolf Strøm
Community Member
2 years ago

That looks like my nightmares.

Dian Ella Lillie
Community Member
2 years ago

I feel compelled to use a string of expletives after looking at this, but decorum wins out... barely.

Alejandra Lima
Community Member
2 years ago

That is what I was wondering... why the helmets?

Randy Albright
Community Member
2 years ago

Maybe they have more people doing the same thing above them

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RaroaRaroa
Community Member
2 years ago

Oh that just makes me feel ill. All those angled bits of wood just waiting to slip out.

Suzi Gauthier
Community Member
2 years ago

And how did they get that flimsy platform built in the first place?

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Linda Christian
Community Member
2 years ago

Wonder how they got all the materials up there?

Mayson
Community Member
2 years ago

And soon it will be a railroad, son.

Sora Lyra
Community Member
2 years ago

I wonder if the glass bridge at China was made like this.

SykesDaMan
Community Member
2 years ago

This one made me shiver!!

Aaron Kara
Community Member
2 years ago

Just shat myself looking at that picture

Susanna Vesna
Community Member
2 years ago

There must be some dark magic involved! No other explanation!

Marilyn Holt
Community Member
2 years ago

I always wondered how they built those tiny little mountain trails. :(

hiimdamian
Community Member
2 years ago

That shit scared me by just looking at it

diane a
Community Member
2 years ago

Oh god - this looks so bad

Randy Albright
Community Member
2 years ago

Not just no, but hell no

BusLady
Community Member
2 years ago

The town should invest in a helicopter.

Abigail Kreiss
Community Member
2 years ago

I have no idea of what the sidewalk is supposed to rest on????

Merilyn Horton
Community Member
2 years ago

I just felt the hair stand up on the back of my neck.

Matt Howell
Community Member
2 years ago

It's anchored into and braced against the rock face. What more do you want?

Notsoswift
Community Member
2 years ago

an elevator

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sh
Community Member
2 years ago

And this will be a road/walkway people will be using? No thanks.

Thinairgal
Community Member
2 years ago

All that weight on it...

Malicity D'Obscura
Community Member
2 years ago

My stomach so dropped

layne
Community Member
2 years ago

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so that's how those terrifying, tiny, mexican mountainous roads are built aye?

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#18

Necessity - The Mother Of Invention

Necessity - The Mother Of Invention

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Cyndi H
Community Member
2 years ago

Well it worked didn't it?

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#19

Demolition Man

Demolition Man

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Stimpy
Community Member
2 years ago

Did that guy survive somehow or did you just actually post a gif of someone dying (on a list of "funny" pictures)?

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#20

When The Safety Director Is At Lunchtime

When The Safety Director Is At Lunchtime

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r3dd3v1lL
Community Member
2 years ago

And this, kids, is called "natural selection".

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#21

This Will Be Just Fine

This Will Be Just Fine

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Full Name
Community Member
2 years ago

I'm calling shenanigans. This is staged.

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#22

Like My Foreman Told Me "If You Fall, You're Fired Before You Hit The Ground"

Like My Foreman Told Me "If You Fall, You're Fired Before You Hit The Ground"

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Denis
Community Member
2 years ago

He looks like a ninja

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#23

No Ladder Needed

No Ladder Needed

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pret atva
Community Member
2 years ago

i have done this to change a bulb in our staircase. I am a girl. ;-)

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#24

Normal Day In Portugal

Normal Day In Portugal

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Abigail Broughton
Community Member
2 years ago

Yeah, guy with the crutch, thats really helpful!

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#25

Unplugging An Electric Car While Using Petrol Cans As Stilts To Avoid The Flood Water

Unplugging An Electric Car While Using Petrol Cans As Stilts To Avoid The Flood Water

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Joe Gray
Community Member
2 years ago

Here's a solution, take off your shoes and socks, then roll up your pant legs. haha

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#26

How To Use Cement Machine

How To Use Cement Machine

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Super Cat
Community Member
2 years ago

I stand by my words.

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#27

My Roommate Has An Interesting Way Of Ironing His Pants

My Roommate Has An Interesting Way Of Ironing His Pants

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r3dd3v1lL
Community Member
2 years ago

Or he's just a closeted masochist.

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#28

When You're Cutting Open A Flammable Gas Cylinder With A Grinder, Always Remember To Put A Plastic Water Bottle Over Your Head. Always

When You're Cutting Open A Flammable Gas Cylinder With A Grinder, Always Remember To Put A Plastic Water Bottle Over Your Head. Always

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Joe Gray
Community Member
2 years ago

Nothing says it's flammable gas. The only issue i see if that he doesn't have a guard on the angle grinder. He has something to protect his eyes from sparks and even has gloves on.

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#29

They Didn't Even Need The Fourth Ladder

They Didn't Even Need The Fourth Ladder

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BlackestDawn
Community Member
2 years ago

At least they seem to have put some thought into it by tying them together, at least the black and top one.

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#30

Yeah, I Think That's Right

Yeah, I Think That's Right

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Skure
Community Member
2 years ago

Awaiting for CSI crew

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#31

DJ Fire Hazard

DJ Fire Hazard

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Brigitta Swart
Community Member
2 years ago

Holy Smokes!!

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#32

Didn't Know The Shop Had A Barber On Tap

Didn't Know The Shop Had A Barber On Tap

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ADHORTATOR
Community Member
2 years ago

This guy is lucky....My brother used to be a bakerman, one of his female collegues was killed when her long hair was caught by a machine....

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#33

As A Safety Professional, Guys Like This, Is Why I Have Job Security

As A Safety Professional, Guys Like This, Is Why I Have Job Security

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Brigitta Swart
Community Member
2 years ago

Are they wearing matching shorts?

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#34

Goggles? Who Needs 'Em?

Goggles? Who Needs 'Em?

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Denis
Community Member
2 years ago

And this my friends is the accurate representation of the saying: alcohol is always an option

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#35

Unbelievable

Unbelievable

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Caridina Japonica
Community Member
2 years ago

What a damn cool car!

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#36

Can You Guys Hold The Ladder Real Quick?

Can You Guys Hold The Ladder Real Quick?

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Cyndi H
Community Member
2 years ago

OK, can we just acknowledge how strong one has to be to pull this off?

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#37

Umm. Not Sure Which Is Worse, The Guy Transporting Sheet Metal On The Scooter, Or The Unsecured Load In The Truck

Umm. Not Sure Which Is Worse, The Guy Transporting Sheet Metal On The Scooter, Or The Unsecured Load In The Truck

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Shirin Kamer
Community Member
2 years ago

This happens too often on Indian roads.

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#38

This Picture Makes Me So Nervous

This Picture Makes Me So Nervous

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Full Name
Community Member
2 years ago

He is wearing safety glasses and the grinder has a guard. Nothing wrong with this.

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#39

Found This Guy Digging In A Manhole On Busy 4 Lane Road. No Cones, No Truck, Just An Orange Vest

Found This Guy Digging In A Manhole On Busy 4 Lane Road. No Cones, No Truck, Just An Orange Vest

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Steve Bowman
Community Member
2 years ago

In Germany there would be at least a pickup for the working crew parked at an angle in the middle of the road to create a traffic jam. And three colleagues in orange vests watching the one man work.

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#40

Yeah That Should Be Fine

Yeah That Should Be Fine

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Super Cat
Community Member
2 years ago

I don't see how theese workers can rack up the courage to do something this crazy. All right i see how it's part of their job but... any sane person might just either deny the request or send in a complaint ( Not just this post , emphasizing on the others)

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#41

Saw This Guy Beach-Bound On Rt. 1 In Delaware

Saw This Guy Beach-Bound On Rt. 1 In Delaware

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Abigail Broughton
Community Member
2 years ago

Natural selection in process

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#42

Firework Shooters

Firework Shooters

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Joe Gray
Community Member
2 years ago

What's dangerous about roman candles???? Some people are way to sheltered

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#43

Watch And Learn, Boys

Watch And Learn, Boys

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E Nelis
Community Member
2 years ago

My eyes!! It hurts!

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#44

Natural Selection In Action

Natural Selection In Action

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Denis
Community Member
2 years ago

I will never be able to unsee this...

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#45

Mounting And Aiming A Wireless Isp Customer Radio + Antenna

Mounting And Aiming A Wireless Isp Customer Radio + Antenna

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RaroaRaroa
Community Member
2 years ago

Do these people have no love for their families or their lives?

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#46

Ready For Lift Off

Ready For Lift Off

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SykesDaMan
Community Member
2 years ago

Nobody tells me what to do or not do! Nobody!

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#47

Well, Sh*t

Well, Sh*t

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Lili Képes
Community Member
2 years ago

This one is not funny. No way he got away with this without potentially lethal injuries.

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#48

Standing On A Ladder That Is Held By A Ladder That Placed In A Gutter And Is Held By A Guy Who Is Standing On A Ladder

Standing On A Ladder That Is Held By A Ladder That Placed In A Gutter And Is Held By A Guy Who Is Standing On A Ladder

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criminalgirl
Community Member
2 years ago

What's holding that top ladder up?

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#49

That's Just Unsafe

That's Just Unsafe

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Denis
Community Member
2 years ago

Who are we to judge?

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#50

5 Point Seat Belt

5 Point Seat Belt

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Brigitta Swart
Community Member
2 years ago

next thing around his neck will be a neck brace

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#51

Genius

Genius

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Hannah Ingram
Community Member
2 years ago

eh, not so bad as the rest

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#52

Approved Non-Slip Non-Conductive Tread

Approved Non-Slip Non-Conductive Tread

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Kay Bee
Community Member
2 years ago

I'm more concerned about the health of the people that end up buying that fish ... NO to dirty shoes and ass near my food!! Haha

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#53

Oh Good, At Least He Has A Safety Line

Oh Good, At Least He Has A Safety Line

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Olga Vol
Community Member
2 years ago

I think it might actually be a water hose xD

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#54

Working Class Hero

Working Class Hero

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Denis
Community Member
2 years ago

When you hate your job but you need it to add experience to your resume

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#55

How To Open A Blast Door At The Bottom Of A Pit With 250 Tons Of Water Behind It Using Only Two Guys, A Bar And An Excavator

How To Open A Blast Door At The Bottom Of A Pit With 250 Tons Of Water Behind It Using Only Two Guys, A Bar And An Excavator

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Malicity D'Obscura
Community Member
2 years ago

That sinking feeling

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#56

The Sign Reads: Think Safety, Work Safely

The Sign Reads: Think Safety, Work Safely

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nanashi
Community Member
2 years ago

it's cool. he thought about it, but chose to ignore it completely.

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#57

No Steps? No Problem

No Steps? No Problem

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Kris king
Community Member
2 years ago

ohhh! knew this place hahaha SM B**** Philippines ahhahahahahaha

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#58

No Need To Lock Out, This'll Just Take A Second

No Need To Lock Out, This'll Just Take A Second

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Cyndi H
Community Member
2 years ago

The 'do not operate if under the age of 18' makes me wonder so many things.

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#59

Safety First

Safety First

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Skure
Community Member
2 years ago

Are there beer cans inside this car?

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#60

These Smarty Pants

These Smarty Pants

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RaroaRaroa
Community Member
2 years ago

That's gonna hurt.

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#61

Yeah, Why Not

Yeah, Why Not

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Cyndi H
Community Member
2 years ago

Noooo..... This kicks my anxiety into overdrive....

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#62

Intense Construction Guy

Intense Construction Guy

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Hannah Ingram
Community Member
2 years ago

someone needs to photoshop this to look like an action movie

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#63

A Dhaka City Corporation Sewer Cleaner At Work, In Bangladesh

A Dhaka City Corporation Sewer Cleaner At Work, In Bangladesh

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