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50 Funny And Spot-On Posts From The “Marriage And Martinis” IG Page
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Marriage & Martinis is an online project by a couple from New Jersey, Adam and Danielle. Together they write a blog, produce a podcast, and have even released a book to help take the fun, sexiness, and deep connection of date night to the next level.
But with this article, let's focus on their social media. There, Adam and Danielle delight their followers with humorous content about marriage and parenting; the memes and jokes they reshare paint a hilariously accurate picture of family life, so let's have a look at them as well!
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This is not a question of equality. This is not showing consideration for a person who is sick.
This selection, as a whole, really represents the way Adam and Danielle view marriage.
"It turns out that people will judge no matter what, so you really have to do what is best for you and your spouse, 'cause in the end, it boils down to the two of you and your connection," the couple wrote on their website.
"No one else can make that happen. We've learned so much along our journey and made so many mistakes, but we've never given up, and have found so much happiness inspite of all the hardship. No one said it was going to be easy, and it hasn't been. But man do we have fun, laugh, and keep each other youthful and wild. We also give each other gray hair and heartburn now, but we'll leave all that for the podcast."
I have grown very powerful over the years. Not only my pants, but my shirts also are too weak to sustain my mighty body parts.
That means fueling the spark even as you grow older and life starts adding more and more responsibilities. "As a stay-at-home-mom to three kids and two rescue dogs, I've learned how important it is to take time for myself and for Adam and me together," Danielle explained. "Laughing at ourselves and the ridiculous expectations placed on us by society as parents and spouses makes this journey so much more enjoyable."
"I think Adam and I are very in touch with the fact that if we take it all too seriously, we'll lose so many opportunities for fun, hilarity, and bonding. Marriage and parenting are seriously hard work. But it's all filled with mistakes and fails that we can either hide in humiliation or if we choose, we can share them and know that we're not alone. I much prefer that method."
"I like the idea of understanding that we're all struggling with the same experiences and fighting similar battles. It's also so nice to hear stories of people who have overcome these struggles and maybe have some advice and knowledge to help make it more tolerable for all of us. I think that describes Adam and me. We’ve been through so much in 20 years of being together, and we've stayed together. It hasn’t been easy, that’s for sure. But it has been worth it," the woman added.
There are times when you don't want someone to offer solutions to your problems. Sometimes you just need a hug.
Adam is on the same page. "When she had the idea to combine our love for inappropriate conversation, podcasts, and cocktails, it definitely piqued my interest," he recalled the origins of Marriage & Martinis.
"Plus I've seen how much people seem to relate to Danielle's blog and I think this will be an awesome extension of that, with the same 'real and authentic' voice saying, 'we're far from a perfect couple, but we're trying our best and we've never given up on one another.' It will be a new journey, and I think it will be really fun and interesting to see where it goes. Mostly though, I'm really looking forward to embarrassing the crap out of my wife."
Which is probably what many of the people in the pictures are guilty of too!
Also, if you take the last of the toilet paper, put the new roll on the spindle, donโt just leave the roll on top of the toilet tank!
this is like the time my brother got stuck upside down on the monkey bars, so i had to help him. told him to let his legs go and his only reply was "i don't wanna im gonna fall to the sky" i said thats not how gravity works buddy
I feel that one! Every year I did presents for my husband's family, until this year I finally realized why tho? It wasn't that he made me do it, I just kind of did together with other gifts and never ocured to me before, that it could be his problem. I ranted about it every year but never told him. Sometimes I am thick as hell.
Thanks baby. Let's do the opposite. You do my part, I do yours.
Yep. Feeling all that right now. And so here reading BP and ignoring my work...๐ถ
You may be doing something wrong during the night. Just saying. ๐
We called that "the hunt". "What's for dinner?" - "just go hunt something for yourself."
Note: this post originally had 75 images. Itโs been shortened to the top 50 images based on user votes.
I think this thread is really my wife writing a list using 50 different aliases!
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๐ ๐ ๐๐ญ ๐ฉ๐๐ข๐ ๐จ๐ฏ๐๐ซ $๐๐๐ ๐ฉ๐๐ซ ๐ก๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ ๐ฐ๐จ๐ซ๐ค๐ข๐ง๐ ๐๐ซ๐จ๐ฆ ๐ก๐จ๐ฆ๐ ๐ฐ๐ข๐ญ๐ก ๐ ๐ค๐ข๐๐ฌ ๐๐ญ ๐ก๐จ๐ฆ๐. ๐ ๐ง๐๐ฏ๐๐ซ ๐ญ๐ก๐จ๐ฎ๐ ๐ก๐ญ ๐'๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐ฅ๐ ๐ญ๐จ ๐๐จ ๐ข๐ญ ๐๐ฎ๐ญ ๐ฆ๐ฒ ๐๐๐ฌ๐ญ ๐๐ซ๐ข๐๐ง๐ ๐๐๐ซ๐ง๐ฌ ๐จ๐ฏ๐๐ซ ๐๐๐ค ๐ ๐ฆ๐จ๐ง๐ญ๐ก ๐๐จ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ญ๐ก๐ข๐ฌ ๐๐ง๐ ๐ฌ๐ก๐ ๐๐จ๐ง๐ฏ๐ข๐ง๐๐๐ ๐ฆ๐ ๐ญ๐จ ๐ญ๐ซ๐ฒ. ๐๐ก๐ ๐ฉ๐จ๐ญ๐๐ง๐ญ๐ข๐๐ฅ ๐ฐ๐ข๐ญ๐ก ๐ญ๐ก๐ข๐ฌ ๐ข๐ฌ ๐๐ง๐๐ฅ๐๐ฌ๐ฌ. ๐ฐ ๐ฐ ๐ฐ ๐ฐ HERE โคโค ๐ยญ๐ฐยญ๐ฐ.๐ยญ๐ยญ๐ฅยญ๐ยญ๐ซยญ๐ฒยญ๐ยญ๐ยญ๐ยญ๐ซ.๐ยญ๐จยญ๐ฆ
The old funny one in our house is - before I met your father I didn't realise I needed a degree to spread butter on toast nor that there where 27 steps in the process!!! I have refused to make toast for him since his college lecture 15vrs ago and the kids no better than to just no more than 'yes please' when I offer it for them and I secretly savour his regretful face every time I do lol also it paved the way for him never to comment to much on anything else I do in the house ๐
Life is crazy, people are crazy, family is crazy, but we just keep on keeping on!
I think this thread is really my wife writing a list using 50 different aliases!
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๐ ๐ ๐๐ญ ๐ฉ๐๐ข๐ ๐จ๐ฏ๐๐ซ $๐๐๐ ๐ฉ๐๐ซ ๐ก๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ ๐ฐ๐จ๐ซ๐ค๐ข๐ง๐ ๐๐ซ๐จ๐ฆ ๐ก๐จ๐ฆ๐ ๐ฐ๐ข๐ญ๐ก ๐ ๐ค๐ข๐๐ฌ ๐๐ญ ๐ก๐จ๐ฆ๐. ๐ ๐ง๐๐ฏ๐๐ซ ๐ญ๐ก๐จ๐ฎ๐ ๐ก๐ญ ๐'๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐ฅ๐ ๐ญ๐จ ๐๐จ ๐ข๐ญ ๐๐ฎ๐ญ ๐ฆ๐ฒ ๐๐๐ฌ๐ญ ๐๐ซ๐ข๐๐ง๐ ๐๐๐ซ๐ง๐ฌ ๐จ๐ฏ๐๐ซ ๐๐๐ค ๐ ๐ฆ๐จ๐ง๐ญ๐ก ๐๐จ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ญ๐ก๐ข๐ฌ ๐๐ง๐ ๐ฌ๐ก๐ ๐๐จ๐ง๐ฏ๐ข๐ง๐๐๐ ๐ฆ๐ ๐ญ๐จ ๐ญ๐ซ๐ฒ. ๐๐ก๐ ๐ฉ๐จ๐ญ๐๐ง๐ญ๐ข๐๐ฅ ๐ฐ๐ข๐ญ๐ก ๐ญ๐ก๐ข๐ฌ ๐ข๐ฌ ๐๐ง๐๐ฅ๐๐ฌ๐ฌ. ๐ฐ ๐ฐ ๐ฐ ๐ฐ HERE โคโค ๐ยญ๐ฐยญ๐ฐ.๐ยญ๐ยญ๐ฅยญ๐ยญ๐ซยญ๐ฒยญ๐ยญ๐ยญ๐ยญ๐ซ.๐ยญ๐จยญ๐ฆ
The old funny one in our house is - before I met your father I didn't realise I needed a degree to spread butter on toast nor that there where 27 steps in the process!!! I have refused to make toast for him since his college lecture 15vrs ago and the kids no better than to just no more than 'yes please' when I offer it for them and I secretly savour his regretful face every time I do lol also it paved the way for him never to comment to much on anything else I do in the house ๐
Life is crazy, people are crazy, family is crazy, but we just keep on keeping on!