Mannequins lead terrible lives. Every day, they stand in the same place, posing the same way. Ruthless retail employees even detach their limbs and strip them naked on a regular basis, too. Naturally, these poor creatures seek new experiences, adventures that would brighten up their dull days. Bored Panda has collected some of the funniest times when mannequins escaped the norm, proving shopping can still be fun.

Wearing a baguette instead of a hat? Check. Rocking out to store music? Double check. These mannequins showed their 'personalities,' instantly becoming internet-famous. Scroll down to check out the plastic celebrities of the fashion industry and upvote your favorites!

#1

When The Clothes Shop Has Your Size

When The Clothes Shop Has Your Size

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Also Ansinfer
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2 years ago

Omg I can only upvote once?

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#2

Thank God There Are Other People Like Me Out There

Thank God There Are Other People Like Me Out There

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Miss Cris
Community Member
2 years ago

I bet that men manequins are not in those kind of poses

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#3

Mannequins In Japan

Mannequins In Japan

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Miss Cris
Community Member
2 years ago

Woooow, I love them! I'd like all manequins were like them in order of those boring and unnatural poses

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#4

Every Morning On My Way To Work, I Feel A Deep Spiritual Connection With This Mannequin

Every Morning On My Way To Work, I Feel A Deep Spiritual Connection With This Mannequin

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Capermom
Community Member
2 years ago

The caption... Bwahahah..!!

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#5

Kid Got Hungry

Kid Got Hungry

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Alia Ris
Community Member
2 years ago

when things look familiar...

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#6

Finally Some Realistic Expectations

Finally Some Realistic Expectations

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stellermatt
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2 years ago

the 'christmas dinner' size

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#7

My Friend Looks Exactly Like These Mannequins

My Friend Looks Exactly Like These Mannequins

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Cerys Dunbar
Community Member
2 years ago

it took me a minute to figure out if he actually was one.

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#8

I Don't Know... Just Make Them Look French

I Don't Know... Just Make Them Look French

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Randy Inbred
Community Member
2 years ago

People in France all have baguettes on their heads....totally authentic!

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#9

Parenting Level... 2.5?

Parenting Level... 2.5?

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Chyppa Homer
Community Member
2 years ago

That day, you find out, you don`t need to open a college fund for your kid... :)

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#10

When Your Parents Would Make You Show Them The Clothes You Just Tried On...

When Your Parents Would Make You Show Them The Clothes You Just Tried On...

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stellermatt
Community Member
2 years ago

"but I don't wanna go to work..."

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#11

Went To Romania Recently, These Mannequins Gave Me Nightmares

Went To Romania Recently, These Mannequins Gave Me Nightmares

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nanashi
Community Member
2 years ago

think about the person who had to close up shop, turn off the lights, and see the mannequins staring at them, with mouth wide open as if in glee, as they leave...

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#12

These Ornaments Make Store Mannequins Look Like Sims

These Ornaments Make Store Mannequins Look Like Sims

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Lizard Queen
Community Member
2 years ago

I have the sudden to put her in a pool, and make her swim til she dies. I can't be the only one.....

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#13

Yet Another Unrealistic Standard For Women

Yet Another Unrealistic Standard For Women

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Mark Smallman
Community Member
2 years ago

Nice bum shame about the face ;)

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#14

This Dress Blew Her Mind

This Dress Blew Her Mind

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Hope Floats
Community Member
2 years ago

That's just horrible... 🤦

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#15

But I Don't Wanna Be A Mannequin!

But I Don't Wanna Be A Mannequin!

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stellermatt
Community Member
2 years ago

one on the right is like "look at all the fucks I give"

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#16

Cheer Up, Mannequin, It's Supposed To Be The Best Day Of Your Life

Cheer Up, Mannequin, It's Supposed To Be The Best Day Of Your Life

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stellermatt
Community Member
2 years ago

"I wanted to knit blankets, drink gin and live on an Island, but no 'get married' they said, 'you'll have fun' they said...

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#17

This Rather Enthusiastic Mannequin

This Rather Enthusiastic Mannequin

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Daria B
Community Member
2 years ago

When your football team shoots GOOOOOOOAL!!!!

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#18

I Don't Trust This Mannequin

I Don't Trust This Mannequin

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stellermatt
Community Member
2 years ago

i bet he feels nuts

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#19

This Clothing Display

This Clothing Display

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Daniel Losinger
Community Member
2 years ago

Isn't this a scene from The Sixth Sense?

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#20

Not Your Average Mannequin

Not Your Average Mannequin

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stellermatt
Community Member
2 years ago

obama?

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#21

Shadow Gives This Mannequin A Fablulous Moustache

Shadow Gives This Mannequin A Fablulous Moustache

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Mark Smallman
Community Member
2 years ago

Thomas Magnum couldn't quite fully commit tot his latest disguise ;)

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#22

Target's Unrealistic Body Expectations

Target's Unrealistic Body Expectations

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Zoe Nikolakakis
Community Member
2 years ago

Half slender man

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#23

Holland's Sauciest Mannequin

Holland's Sauciest Mannequin

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stellermatt
Community Member
2 years ago

*lunge*

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#24

This Mannequin

This Mannequin

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Cerys Dunbar
Community Member
2 years ago

this statue is satans now

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#25

Finally A Mannequin That Adequately Reflects How Buff I Look In Polo Shirts

Finally A Mannequin That Adequately Reflects How Buff I Look In Polo Shirts

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Chyppa Homer
Community Member
2 years ago

Also, he's scratching his balls :D

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#26

Tired Of Nikes Unrealistic Body Expectations For Men

Tired Of Nikes Unrealistic Body Expectations For Men

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audrey cooper
Community Member
2 years ago

T H I C C

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#27

I Think The Mannequins In Chile Have Romania Beat

I Think The Mannequins In Chile Have Romania Beat

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FlyGirl
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2 years ago

Gollum just wanted some nice stripy pants.

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#28

Overly Sad Mannequin

Overly Sad Mannequin

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Hope Floats
Community Member
2 years ago

When you're promised a prime position in Harrods, but end up in Primark..The disappointment is hard to take...

Sunny San Diego
Community Member
2 years ago

Harrods is overrated

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MIKEYMCC
Community Member
2 years ago

Keanu Mannequin

Lulik
Community Member
2 years ago

This is mannequin represents a man waiting for his wife during shopping

Rin Rin
Community Member
2 years ago

"I don't know man. Just sometimes I feel like everyone is watching me."

BusLady
Community Member
2 years ago

"I can't go home until I sell all of these."

Heather
Community Member
2 years ago

Sad Keanu...

Alex Merck
Community Member
2 years ago

Keanu Reeves pose :(

Brinda Kansara
Community Member
2 years ago

He is waiting for his girlfriend to finish shopping so he can go home and eat

Sanne H.
Community Member
2 years ago

The only thing missing are the shopping bags with things she already bought in other stores and that he has to carry home later 😇

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glowworm2
Community Member
2 years ago

No one knows what it's like to be the bad mannequin, to be the sad mannequin...

JD Cassavaugh
Community Member
2 years ago

"Behind no eyes."

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Char Char
Community Member
2 years ago

I wish my wife would hurry up!

eleven's eggos
Community Member
2 years ago

When the waitress says "Enjoy your food" and you say "thanks, you too"... and then you can't stop thinking about it all day

Joy Sterrantino
Community Member
2 years ago

He's just waiting for his girlfriend to get done in the dressing room.

Malicity D'Obscura
Community Member
2 years ago

Relatable mannequin posing, for the man, waiting outside the woman's changing area.

Dana Kessler
Community Member
2 years ago

Bet he's got a purse between his legs and bags next to him waiting for his spouse to try on just one little thing before they head home. He's got that look about him.

Thomas Es Thomas
Community Member
2 years ago

Guy waited for his wife so long, he petrified.

Sunny San Diego
Community Member
2 years ago

He's a deep thinker!

Angela Campbell
Community Member
2 years ago

I think he's just about fed up with his shop-a-holic wife and just wants to go eat already

Hayley Lightcap
Community Member
2 years ago

Honestly, he looks like he belongs in twilight

Gayle Bynum Cardosa
Community Member
2 years ago

the acting is just as good after all

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Daniel Trigueros
Community Member
2 years ago

He aint sad , he is just waiting for the bus!!!

Emma Knappe
Community Member
2 years ago

Contemplating life and it's NOT going well

Zoe Nikolakakis
Community Member
2 years ago

Mannequin- what am I doing here, what is the purpose of my life. Me- you're seriously gonna sit here rethinking your whole life when you could play video games, eat Nutella-SLEEP

Wyndmere
Community Member
2 years ago

Uh... isn't that a customer you're trolling? I think we saw him in a previous post.

KismetTheFox
Community Member
2 years ago

When she tells you not to worry about the price and you end up homeless with 500 articles of clothing

Eamonn Anderson
Community Member
2 years ago

"The Thinker"

Lira Mai
Community Member
2 years ago

i was thinking of keannu

Aleksandra Kozłowska
Community Member
2 years ago

Keanu Reeves?

Salami salami
Community Member
1 year ago

bIG MOOD

Alina Şuta
Community Member
2 years ago

That's a guy waiting for his wife to try on clothes. ;)

Diane Ensey
Community Member
2 years ago

Reminds me of sad Keanu

Ana Weiss
Community Member
2 years ago

Sad Keanu?

Bobbi Berryhill
Community Member
2 years ago

when you cheat on your girlfriend. what did you do?

Nabanika Sharma
Community Member
2 years ago

When you take your wife/girlfriend shopping... XD

Cactuar Jon
Community Member
2 years ago

he's just waiting for the wife to finish shopping. I hear he's been there for 10yrs.

Brenda Freeman
Community Member
2 years ago

Maybe he’s going to marry the sad mannequin in the wedding dress

Mark À Irvine
Community Member
2 years ago

waiting while the wife is shopping ...

Kikka io
Community Member
2 years ago

he is waiting for his wife who is shopping

Lorraine Measor
Community Member
2 years ago

That would be my hubby waiting for me to finish shopping...

Em B
Community Member
2 years ago

Or he's debating whether to get the pink pants...

Furious_Lover
Community Member
2 years ago

HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND.....

KismetTheFox
Community Member
2 years ago

Becky used to lemme smash, now she smashing Ben. Ben is a hoe.

BarryAllenTheFlash
Community Member
2 years ago

He's having a mid life crisis

Marnee DeRider
Community Member
2 years ago

I would NOT be able to myself approach him.

Bethany Harper
Community Member
2 years ago

Looks like laundry day!!!

arthur lindsay coker
Community Member
2 years ago

I wanted sheets, dammit

Magpie
Community Member
2 years ago

" I am not allowed to threaten people if they mess these up AGAIN ????? " dayam

Kireina
Community Member
2 years ago

"I shouldn't have ate chipotle earlier..."

Leanna Patwell
Community Member
2 years ago

His girlfriend must'a just broken up with him!

Indie_cloud
Community Member
2 years ago

Hello darkness, my old friend...

LA Juice
Community Member
2 years ago

Sad Keanu

Moomooz
Community Member
2 years ago

I'd be too scared to at the clothes on that stand ;o;

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#29

Found On A Mannequin At Zara

Found On A Mannequin At Zara

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Giorgio Prodoti
Community Member
2 years ago

goggly eyes make all better

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#30

This Ridiculous Mannequin

This Ridiculous Mannequin

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Agnes Jekyll
Community Member
2 years ago

My geology teacher

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#31

Help! I've Fallen And I Can't Get Up!

Help! I've Fallen And I Can't Get Up!

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LittleGrayMouse
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2 years ago

He's doing the sexy crawl!

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#32

I Am Not Wearing This Sh*t!

I Am Not Wearing This Sh*t!

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stellermatt
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2 years ago

about to do jazz hands and flash a smile

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#33

Someone Hung A Mannequin Underneath The Stairs At My University's Library. I Took A Picture And Flipped It Upside Down

Someone Hung A Mannequin Underneath The Stairs At My University's Library. I Took A Picture And Flipped It Upside Down

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Jhoa
Community Member
2 years ago

Great picture.

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#34

I Raise You Two Creepy Mannequins

I Raise You Two Creepy Mannequins

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Efia
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2 years ago

When mannequins have a better love life than you :-D

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#35

Just Another Unrealistic Body Expectation For Women

Just Another Unrealistic Body Expectation For Women

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Simone
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2 years ago

Love the rich blue hue ♥

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#36

This Mannequin Has A Beer Belly

This Mannequin Has A Beer Belly

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Daniel Losinger
Community Member
2 years ago

That shirt is my size.

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#37

I Saw This Mannequin At Target The Other Day

I Saw This Mannequin At Target The Other Day

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Lizard Queen
Community Member
2 years ago

Odd snappy doggo. Taller than most, likes to chase unsuspecting shoppers. 10/10 would pet.

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#38

This Sex Shop Mannequin Looks Like She's Questioning Her Life Decisions

This Sex Shop Mannequin Looks Like She's Questioning Her Life Decisions

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George Tilă
Community Member
2 years ago

The bride model from earlier before marriage

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#39

This Mannequin Has Tattoos

This Mannequin Has Tattoos

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stellermatt
Community Member
2 years ago

awesome, what's the problem?

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#40

This Hyped Up Mannequin

This Hyped Up Mannequin

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Hope Floats
Community Member
2 years ago

I think this is so much better then the ones that just gaze off into the distance, like their faces have been glossed over...

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#41

I See Your Nordstrom Mannequin, And I Raise You Macy's

I See Your Nordstrom Mannequin, And I Raise You Macy's

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Randy Inbred
Community Member
2 years ago

Backstreet's back!

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#42

When The Lingerie Is Just Right

When The Lingerie Is Just Right

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Lydia Baba
Community Member
2 years ago

This is just weird

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#43

Passing By GAP, These Are Their Mannequins

Passing By GAP, These Are Their Mannequins

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Kati Laus
Community Member
2 years ago

As a mom of two toddlers - that’s exactly the angle you’re going to be looking at their clothes most of the time though 😊 For realism they should add a muddy puddle

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#44

Whoever Made This Mannequin Is Confused

Whoever Made This Mannequin Is Confused

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Randy Inbred
Community Member
2 years ago

We celebrate this mannequins right to be different!

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#45

Clear Mannequin Filled With Babies. Why Not?

Clear Mannequin Filled With Babies. Why Not?

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-LittlePotato-
Community Member
2 years ago

Omg This made me laugh

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#46

I Think This Couple Is Having A Bit Of A Spat

I Think This Couple Is Having A Bit Of A Spat

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Neeraj Jha
Community Member
2 years ago

and the kid is already suffering because of it. :(

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#47

This Mannequin Scares Me

This Mannequin Scares Me

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ADHORTATOR
Community Member
2 years ago

She is from outer space...

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#48

Anyone Else Disgusted By Mannequins In General?

Anyone Else Disgusted By Mannequins In General?

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Lizard Queen
Community Member
2 years ago

It's a photo drom Hell's waiting room.

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#49

The Mannequin Didn't Want To Be In The Mall Any More Than I Did

The Mannequin Didn't Want To Be In The Mall Any More Than I Did

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Hope Floats
Community Member
2 years ago

"I've got to stand in this window, all day, again"??

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#50

Yet Another Unrealistic Expectation For Men

Yet Another Unrealistic Expectation For Men

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Cerys Dunbar
Community Member
2 years ago

wheres the other shoe? XD

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#51

Anyone Else Horrified That They Make Obese Mannequins Too Now?

Anyone Else Horrified That They Make Obese Mannequins Too Now?

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Chyppa Homer
Community Member
2 years ago

More horrified that they don't make hands to scale

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#52

This Child Mannequin

This Child Mannequin

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just a thought!
Community Member
2 years ago

Must be the other mannequin's child...

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#53

I See Your Venezuelan Mannequins And I Raise You The Philippines

I See Your Venezuelan Mannequins And I Raise You The Philippines

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persxphonne
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2 years ago

When someone makes a good roast

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#54

Just Another Realistic Expectation For Women

Just Another Realistic Expectation For Women

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jo_shortland
Community Member
2 years ago

Why, just why ?

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#55

Body Standard For Women

Body Standard For Women

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just a thought!
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2 years ago

Wow ! We got a couple and a child with long arms... Family done !

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#56

This Mannequin Scares Me

This Mannequin Scares Me

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Lizard Queen
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2 years ago

I want to fill its mouth with candy.

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