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Do you ever feel pressure to post the best photos possible on Instagram, pandas? If an image isn't high quality with perfect lighting and a gorgeous subject, it’s just not worth sharing, right? Well, today, we’re hoping to relieve you of some of that pressure by introducing you all to an account that flies in the face of the unspoken rules of the Gram.

Below, we’ve gathered some of our favorite pics from Low Quality Stories. This page is dedicated to sharing bizarre, unsettling and cursed images that might not be high-res, but they’ll certainly get your attention. Be sure to upvote the pics that captivate (and possibly confuse) you, and remember that, as long as nobody gets hurt, you can share whatever your heart desires online.

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glowworm2
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, it could have been worse. It could have appeared to be a bunch of closed beach umbrellas that were actually Klansmen.

Kel_how
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The ominous red sky does not help

Qia Munther
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My first Semana Santa I almost had a heart attack. First the sound of the drums , slowly inching closer then the full sight of the prcedure...

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Rebelliousslug
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The color of the sky definitely lends to the feeling of a cross burning somewhere

HelluvaHedgehogAlien
Community Member
2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why do I see Death Eaters with white cloaks

Stephen Smith
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't think that I would be able to resist rearranging them in a circle :)

Veegenius
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In the 80's in Massachusetts, I remember going into the woods around downtown Springfield. We saw men dressed in kkk attire. That was the 80's. I asked my brother recently, was I bugging? He said no. We also saw a motorcycle gang in the woods as well. I do not remember that. I do remember the white hats and cloaks. Now those woods have been torn down and turned into a play ground.

George D
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Looks like a deleted scene from Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?

VonBlade
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So what costume do you want, Mr Klansman? Twenty pointy ghosts it is.

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    #2

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    T. Brown
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Laughed way to hard at this

    Mike_The_Nike
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i am more concerned at the sixty nine unchecked messages

    DCD
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he'd have to eat 1.99%

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    #3

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    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn they sold 30 avocados, that's a lot

    Monday
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh come on! They're not THAT expensive. Surely $300K would get you at least 48 avocados!

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    BlueEyesWhiteDragon
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, this can be serious. Drug cartels have been using avocados and limes to finance their business. https://www.npr.org/2022/02/19/1081948884/mexican-drug-cartels-are-getting-into-the-avocado-and-lime-business

    RafCo (he/him/ele)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shouldn't they be using drugs to finance their business? Otherwise aren't they an avocado cartel selling some drugs as a side hustle?

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    Iblowsheep_V3.2
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    only in USA is there such thing as illegal avocados when you can walk around with a loaded gun in your pants, no sweat.

    I'm.Just.A.Girl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just watched the documentary on this they call it green gold and the cartel has their hands in the growing and selling of avocados as well. People are getting killed over avocados. 😳😔

    Sergio Bicerra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What, people are sniffing guacamole now?

    Leeza Martinez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you need a license to sell avocados?

    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't care if it's wood chips or coffee grinds. 300k is 300k regardless of the product.

    OWEN CASH
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you "illegally" sell avocados?

    BeepBoop the Single Pringle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you don't have a permit to sell things I'm pretty sure. (In my state you do at least)

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    Low Quality Stories is one of many bizarre Instagram accounts sharing odd, cursed images, but they’re certainly doing a great job making a name for themselves in the niche. The account has shared only 335 images, but it has already amassed nearly 15k followers. There’s something about these odd photos that captivate us, and we just can’t seem to get enough of them. Strange occurrences one wouldn’t expect to see and hilariously unsettling interactions from social media fill the feed of Low Quality Stories, and we are here for it. But why are we so drawn to all of these cursed images?

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    Matt Moen wrote a piece for Paper exploring exactly what intrigues us about these photos, noting that we somehow find comfort in the discomfort of cursed images. “They lurk in the corners of our feeds, the runoff from our group chats, the bottom of Google searches we instantly regret making; the cursed image is the mold collecting along the edges of the internet,” Moen explains. “We have no idea where they come from, we know they shouldn't exist and yet there is something about these so-called ‘cursed images’ that fascinates us nonetheless.” 

    #4

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    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did my mind go dirty here? I saw the back first

    Pamelot
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It seems to me anyone who sees this will smile. Clever idea.

    Unaffected
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought CPR is cardio pulmonary resuscitation? 😉

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That motto. I wonder if they thought about how the letters are "CPR". Call the cops, get CPR.

    Der Kommissar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pevar and Raymond are available, Croz, not so much

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    Lisa Tetlow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No doubt taking him to stickman cartoon jail. As long as he doesn't slip out of the cuffs.

    Maggie Mae
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Canada it Says To Serve & Protect!!

    Bleau
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No the pallets of bricks were left by Acme Brick Co. TX (ignore board member Bill Gates). Sadly true

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    #5

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    N Miller
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the least strange part is that she apparently goes swimming fully clothed.

    Moosy Girl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn’t have any money left over for a swimsuit. :(

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    Agamemnon O'Neill
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She hasn't been relevant in a decade, but calling her a dinosaur is pretty mean.

    Aristan Maranichi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dang she even got herself her own dinosaur

    Jack S
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh c'com, she's not that old jeez.

    Mike Y
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BunchaButt.....Is that her given name or her surname?

    Spocks's Mom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure, but I can tell you she ain't the smarted man in the world.

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    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't see the background at first and thought he was calling Mariah a dinosaur. :)

    Nick P
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a "Loch Ness monster". We found it...

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    #6

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    Sky Render
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Priorities: they have them.

    SomePeopleCallMeMaurice
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t know why, but you’ve just thrown me back to the days when people on the webs used to say, “ur doin it rite”.

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    Will Cable
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they didn't say "I'd ask you to go to the store and get some chips"

    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd pull you close and whisper into your ear, 'go get me some chips'.

    Nikole
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually assumed it was a woman eating chips and some guy she doesn’t want was trying to mack on her.

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    SuperChicken
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed so loud at this. Don't get between that person and their chips, that's for sure.

    Adashimalover
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly same no matter who is in bed with me I need my chips

    Surfing Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Message is clear: Nope... none for you today.

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    The original concept of “cursed images'' began in 2015 when a teenage photography and film student began the Cursed Images Tumblr blog. "At the time, I had a voyeuristic hobby of searching the archives of Flickr to look at forgotten flash photography from years in the past,” the owner explained to Paper. "Some of these forgotten photographs just had an eerie mood about them, like someone had captured a moment from a dream or another life. I was particularly interested in finding photos of dark and empty rooms, mannequins and costumes, all of which became common themes among cursed images."

    But since then, cursed images have taken the internet by storm. "They're images of memories that never actually happened to you, but the moment you see them, it's suddenly happening to you,” the creator of Cursed Images noted. Accounts similar to Low Quality Stories have formed their own communities on Instagram, even finding their own niches in the greater umbrella of cursed images, such as cursed food pics or ugly design photos. "If it needs a caption underneath to explain what makes it funny, then it isn't funny," the owner of one such account told Paper, explaining why many of these photos have no context or explanation whatsoever. The pics just speak for themselves.

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    #7

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    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's gonna be so lit 🔥

    Superb Owl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is exactly how we should use emojis!

    PolymathNecromancer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YES YES YES ..... maybe Owl wants to be our leader in the Gutter....

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    SuperChicken
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry, but I think the dad nailed it.

    Littlemiss
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey at least Uncle Mark will be smokin hot.. I'll see myself out.

    Kat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me to which makes me think I must be considered old now sad face emoji

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    BlueEyesWhiteDragon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if uncle Mark was his brother or brother -in-law?

    Esme Love and Squalor
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now how “we” use em but how dad does 😂

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    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kinda traffic they got in this neighborhood??!

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    Pedantic Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is the anüs regularly checked during routine traffic stops? I'm going to start driving more carefully.

    Kookamunga
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That a n u s must of sparkled!!

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    xolitaire
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did they know where to, errm, look? Did he jingle while walking?

    hoelti
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Good day Sir. Excuse me, but you have missed the red light on the last crossing. Please pull down your pants and meet my lubricated glove." Sounds legit.

    Samantha Power
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is legit, Google it, sounds unlikely I know

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    Julia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So maybe he farted and a diamond shot out.

    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The extra-fancy version of farting glitter! 😄

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    Will Cable
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Think he got carat and carrot mixed up?

    Samantha Power
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am rofl at this, not laughed so much in a long time. I Googled the story, it is worth a look :) In England we have a saying 'he is a real Diamond geezer' seems to apply here lol

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm impressed that this guy was able to fit that many diamonds up his a*s. Must've had experience...

    Spannermonkey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really? We're now censoring the correct name for body parts?

    Lurking Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know, right? I rolled my e**s so hard when I saw that.

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    #9

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    Steven de Jong
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A**L, A*S, BUTT. If you get offended by these words, you're an a*s.

    Bathsheba
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a scientific term! What would be acceptable?! "The unmentionable area between the base of the spine and top of the legs"?!

    Aria the Dog Lover
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A**s is literally the correct term. So is a**l. BP you go too far with censoring.

    Richard Ross
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The censoring is going a bit far now. Lol.

    David Paterson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you for posting that. As an Australian, it can be really important to know whether a snake is deadly.

    Everton
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you may need a quicker way of figuring it out

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    Kona
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have never seen that had it not been for that big red circle!

    BetterBitterButter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well you should! You might find diamonds

    Kelli
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that's a load of c**p!

    Dark Pigeon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they dont have asses, but cloaka's. So no need to be offended today!

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    Emma Grey Ellis at Wired also explored why exactly we can’t seem to look away from bizarre, cursed images, and one reason she suggests is that we might just be drawn to anything that will make us feel, whether that’s a horror film or an uncomfortable picture of beans filling a bathtub. “From an evolutionary perspective, we should be avoiding those things,” Dario Maestripieri, a behavioral scientist at the University of Chicago, told Wired. “Disgusting stimuli can carry the risk of infectious disease.” Maestripieri has found through his research that we can only bare to look at disgusting things for very short amounts of time, yet for some reason, we’re also drawn to them online. “There’s an aspect of personality at work. You might argue that if you’re really disgusted, you’re aroused. Some people are sensation-seeking.”

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    #10

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    Sad Quokka
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh boy, this is awesome 🤣

    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel bad for the employees atYoutube who have to watch reported videos

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't, it's all AI. An actual human only looks once things have escalated to you complaining they're wrong to have deleted your video.

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    David Paterson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Barstud. I was wondering who got my mathematics video temporarily banned from YouTube.

    Sergio Bicerra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well maybe your last answer was 800085, so...

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    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you don't think they have ways of greatly speeding that video up, I have a bridge to sell you.

    Antoinette Maldari
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "10 hours of Nothing" sounds like the latest trend on Tik Tok

    Donald Crocker, Jr.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It probably is porn for women who like the lights out and the strong silent type.

    Andy Frobig
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rule 34 does say if it exists, there is pörn of it...

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    Terran
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone must have poisoned the well, so better safe than sorry. /S

    BeepBoop the Single Pringle
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    okok but seriously rye ergot (a fungus that can form on wheat and rye) probably made people sick from eating it. You can get ergotism which can cause hallucinations, and convulsions. It's probably what started the Salem witch hunt. Britannica explains it better if anyone's interested: https://www.britannica.com/story/how-rye-bread-may-have-caused-the-salem-witch-trials

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    Lace Neil
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they're really witches, then why don't they use their powers to escape?

    SuperChicken
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We know this woman is a witch because she looks like one. We know this woman is a witch because she dresses like one.

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    Timbob
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whadya mean 1600’s ? Check out the taliban !

    Gypsy Lee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Considering the current state of this world & the direction women’s rights are going… history repeats.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No wonder so many women resort to poisoning their husbands. Beware the subjugated forced into silence and menial labor.

    Dee Lee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same today. Now we call them 'transphobes'

    Danish Susanne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nowadays they call them b***h instead

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    Mike Y
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    PayPal has gone rogue.

    Corvus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitive proof that it is learning ;)

    The Shark
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd guess "PayPal" is in on it.

    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that's exactly why I will never use PayPal or Venmo or any of those digital scam payment methods. Use a real credit card and protect yourself!

    Mayo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure Brady was kidding. There is no way he got scammed in less than second.

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    Oddly enough, we might even be seen as more knowledgeable and honest when we share these unsettling images with one another. “People who share threatening rumors are seen as more trustworthy,” Colton Scrivner, a PhD student at the University of Chicago who studies human’s interest in violence and creepiness, told Wired. “It’s not necessarily conscious, but sharing negative information tends to make you seem like a more informed, more reliable social partner.” Perhaps it’s because we’re honest about the strange and disgusting aspects of the world, or perhaps it’s due to the fact that we feel bonded to one another after experiencing something frightening. Either way, sending your pals and loved ones some cursed images might actually strengthen your relationship.

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    #13

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    A Wild Bean
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess it depends on which half... if it's the top or bottom half, then yeah that's huge. If it's the left or right half, 6'4 is already his full height (I really should just shut up and enjoy the joke)

    Jungle Empress 85
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see Monty Python, I upvote.

    Rostit .
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He might be twice as broad instead of tall

    Judy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    12’8 by my calculations !!!

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At last, something that amuses me. I was about to move to another article.

    peithecelt
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Upvote just for the holy grail pic.. always upvote classic python.

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    Sassawrasse
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would tip this person 100%.

    Spocks's Mom
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would too. I love a good dose of sarcasm.

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    xolitaire
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't remember ordering a side of sass with my food

    Eastendbird
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This level of sarcasm is constant and normal in the UK.

    Roger9er
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bit sad if you are really offended by this

    Timbob
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On second thought Mr. Uber, stick that order where the sun don’t shine !

    Noah Neidlinger
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what m**********r downvoted everyone

    SheDeM
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just what we need, a sarcastic food delivery person. Me, smiling: Hello bringer of sustenance. Give me my food. (Bringer, smiling: Hands over bag with no words.) OUTSTANDING! Well done! Here's your tip!

    tired sandwich
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bruh what other doors would I know about

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    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine they put it in a different order

    Conan
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    2 years ago

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    you never heard of arranging them in alphabetical order, stupid

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    Tahar Taggle
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this isn't a clever reenactment of the Man-Dog "Oh you !" meme, I don't know what it is... ManDogOU-6...bf-png.jpg ManDogOU-642c47eb793bf-png.jpg * Edit for bad spelling

    Mike Y
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's no wrong in love.....

    YA NA
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I must be getting old, I thought they were students lol

    Grace Knowlton
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why am I hearing the Brady bunch theme song in my head? 🤣

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    One of the trademark aspects of many cursed images is the combination of something perfectly mundane and something incredibly out of place. Perhaps it’s a hot dog where a straw should be in a beverage or a delicious looking wedding cake sitting in the toilet. These cursed images might confuse us because they can be so close to being normal, yet something is throwing off the whole photo. “For me, ‘cursed’ brings to mind a sort of unholy juxtaposition—things that shouldn’t be together, in a way that makes the whole thing feel senseless,” Jenny Odell, the author of How to Do Nothing, told The New Yorker. “It also reminds me of dreams, where your mind takes two potentially banal things, smushes them together, and renders something that feels deeply wrong.”

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    Monday
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well no need to make an account anymore! Just become starboy98!

    David Paterson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lots of websites won't let me log on with my own username and password. Keep telling me that the username is taken. It is. By me.

    RafCo (he/him/ele)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My favorite is when you can't remember the password, so you go to reset it. Then you can't reset your password because "new password cannot be the same as the old password".

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    SuperChicken
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So much for security. starboy98 better change his password right away.

    Alexandra Davis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quick email to the ICO if this is in the Uk and that company are in a lot of trouble!

    LMS
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually have had this problem. Telling me my email was already being used by someone. Yeah you idiots! me!

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate it when this happens, and I have no idea how to get around this Catch-22 of security.

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    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Suppose they carry snake meat, too?

    Mike Y
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meat without lungs too.

    Shayne Randlett
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder, if a cow lost it's legs in some kind of farming accident, could I order it through this company? And what would I ask for, ground beef?

    Mangelo Il Fumatori
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this business owned by Men Without Hats?

    Gmaddles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except for that one fish, that looked like a snake!

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    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was misunderstanding this for 5 minutes before I got it.

    Saxophone
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Blue messages called grey messages stupid, the grey message tried to retaliate but called himself stupid basically.

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    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There may be no "I" in team, but there is a "me", so I'm outta here.

    Ruby White
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG thats the best thing ever

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    It can be difficult to perfectly define what makes a cursed image, because it seems to be an umbrella term encapsulating a wide variety of photos. But according to writer Haley Nahman, there are several factors that can almost guarantee an image is perceived as cursed: something being where it doesn’t belong, tonal incongruity between the subjects and impact of the image, uncanny valley, creatures in groups and meat out of context. Nahman explains that certain things, like food, are easier to make cursed because we “typically go to great lengths to protect it and keep it clean.” So if you find meat being cooked by a clothes iron or spaghetti inside a shoe, you’re likely to be disgusted and confused.   

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    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy duck that's a lot of geese

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Goose algebra tells me 9 geese X 17 minute drive = 1.25 wheelbarrows of goose poop.

    MamaPumpkin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two questions: 1) what's on top of the car? 🤔 2) is that in Russia

    sbj
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They all kook happy to be in the car

    DPNY 53
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think that's a look of happiness, more like a look of, aw, s**t.....we're dinner tonight!

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    J O
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor donkey 😔 poor all of them!

    Adam Zad
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That driver's going down the road, gaggling.

    lori Greenberg
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At 1st I thought they were feet! Then I put my glasses on.

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    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His face says "You sons of bitches knew what you were doing."

    Legomus Prime
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah his face says: Y'all bring me into this to p**s me the hell off didn't you.

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    Beck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One guy jumped straight outta hus shoes!!

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remember to be careful how you land. You don't want to end up like TIMMY!"

    Serenity Now!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and THAT's why I'm using crutches!

    Strahd Ivarius
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is how you spot the one who is not a team player...

    Rose Button 🇺🇦
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Litterly the day after I broke my ankle I was confirmed and we did one of these...

    Nikki Gross
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The girl on the right of crutch guy looks like she's levitating! 😂

    sbj
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When c**p happens you soon find out who your friends are

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    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, we don't all belong to Picasso?

    jennifer_34
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also we’re not great teachers. Picassos = more than one Picasso. Picasso’s = belonging to Picasso.

    Lorna Kearney
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, I see how you understood the words. I took it to mean “We’re not all Picasso’s (dogs). Could be meant either way. I’m always thankful when someone cares for correct grammar.

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    V.M.A. D.L.E.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Picasso was already a genius as a child. Look at his early paintings. These are just the style.

    Caroline Driver
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I learned this from El Ministerio del Tiempo, from Velazquez. 'Anyone who can draw so well, so young, can paint however he wants ' or words to that effect. I went and checked. You're right

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    Timbob
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A really believe he was laughing at us !

    Veegenius
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks better then mine. My horses and dogs have been looking the same sense forever. Even giraffes and zebras too. Kudos to these artists cause my animals are unidentified.

    Andy Frobig
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TBF without a photo we'll never know how lifelike these are

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    Another possible reason images may stand out to you as cursed is simply because they’re old. Brian Feldman at Intelligencer wrote an article exploring cursed images, and he noted that, “[Some] cursed images draw their power not from the actual objects pictured, but from the fact that photos like these are bygone products of antiquated technology. Millennials hardly use point-and-shoot cameras anymore, ones with blaring flashbulbs and obsolete sensors. Timestamps in bright orange or yellow text no longer adorn the corners of our shots. When people post photos on Facebook and Google now, the sites subtly tweak and enhance their colors, giving everything more ‘pop,’ but less individuality.” This also might explain why some of these images being low quality might make them even more disturbing than they would be otherwise. 

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    Ruth Harper
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You always check for cat if you are lucky enough to be chosen by one. They go where they please, do what they please, and own what they please.

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    Lesley Zed
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is soooo true. Cats are sneaky!🙀😼

    Bunny
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What does he just stand back there and wait for someone to come up and open the door? Lol!

    fs
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there another sign for the cat as well?

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    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I've trapped you now, Man-Spider! My evil plan is almost complete!"

    pink_panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *slides a piece of paper under the glass, takes him outside, shakes him out*

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    OneSoulHero
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Spiderman, Spiderman! Gets trapped in glass jars again!"

    Steek Insektoideth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aah it's a spider!!! Quick, put in under a glass and take it outside!

    Laura Lett
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Help I can't breathe....in a tiny man- spider voice... LoL

    Jungle Empress 85
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only spider I'd want anywhere near me.

    what a freak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bros position bout to make me act up

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where did they find that enormous glass tumbler? And who's strong enough to lift it up?

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No worries, Spidey, the cat/dog/kid will be along shortly to knock this massive enclosure over and free you.

    Dee Rutherford
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    2 years ago

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    mooshoflove
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It took me way too long to connect the dots on this one... Wow haven't played this game since Windows 95 💣🤯

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    Sergio Bicerra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Watch out! There's one on top of the 2 near your right foot!

    ƒιѕн
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just jump around randomly, easier to find them.

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    SuperChicken
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Minesweeper! I love that game. I, recently, downloaded that.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not familiar with this style of Sudoku.

    P.C.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love minesweeper ^^ we had great times together... All those times I rage pressed this one button in the corner, and it always blew up :,

    Little L
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The most difficult game ever

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    Many photos from the past might qualify as cursed due to the fact that they are old and aren’t as high quality as pictures today, but there are plenty of cursed images that are being created at any given moment. Haven’t you ever snapped a photo and realized after the fact that there was someone making an evil face in the background or taken a picture of your pet with the flash on, making them look like a demon? You might have plenty of cursed images in your camera roll if you’ve ever immortalized a moment the meat you were cutting looked disgusting or your dinner just seemed too sad to eat. Moldy veggies, soup spilled all over the floor, a huge mess your puppy made and much more, there are no limits to how cursed images can be created.

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    Em
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sounds like a personnel problem.

    Mike Y
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The pay must not be good.

    Ron H.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll let you go, so you can find that help you need. 😏

    Sheena Leversedge Wood
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    being understaffed is the managements failing, not the staff whose day off it is. it's okay to ask, but it's just as okay to say no.

    Lisa McKay
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ask indirectly; get an indirect answer.

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    Mike Y
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a good thing they all have trunks.

    D. H. Killian
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stupid sign, everyone knows elephants can't read

    Sarcastic and Proud
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why didn't the Lifeguard let 2 elephants on the beach? They only had one pair of trunks!

    Kari Kling
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean I'm considered obese, but I'm not that big ya rude sign. Lol

    Ace
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two in the front, two in the back,

    G'ma B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd love to see their license pictures!

    Rachel Arteiro
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drive? I had no idea they could read!

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    Mike Y
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why people go to jail, # 23.

    GoGoPDX
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would he go to jail? I don't see him doing anything other than standing in line, nothing suspicious at all ......

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    Rebelliousslug
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they were just hiding a gift from the kid and they still had it scanned?

    CrazyKnitter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually have seen this happen in stores before, they just always tell us before we have to do something about it.

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    iBlank
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could just imagine the guy thinking "act natural"... straightens arms and starts walking like a robot

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    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he has scoliosis and it's a back brace. Or maybe he's a thief. Hmmm. Probably option one.

    WFH Forever
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a back brace and trust me it ain't box shaped.

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    sbj
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nothing to see here, move along

    Greg Wilhelm
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With his kid there... Wtf. That little boy doesn't stand a chance with guidance from these losers.

    Awkward lady
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks legit, I mean, the trolley is full, right?!

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    Are you enjoying these confusing and slightly disturbing pics, pandas? They may not be as adorable as photos of puppies or kittens, but these cursed pics can certainly pique your interest. Keep upvoting the photos that perplex or intrigue you, and let us know in the comments below what your thoughts are on these posts from Low Quality Stories. Then, if you’d like to dive even deeper down the rabbit hole of cursed pics, we recommend checking out this Bored Panda article next! 

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    Nonna_SoF
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dogs only? No. Seagulls! Isn't grammar fun?

    Tinaaa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh but i read that as 'dogs no only seagulls'

    Danielle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was buying an ice-cream at the harbour side and midway through making it the guy stopped and said 'uh oh, the hooligans are massing'. I turned round: 4 beady eyed hills watching me.

    Klopec
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love a renegade!

    Maggie Mae
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seagulls Have Selective Reading Skills!

    Tinley's Aunt
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously, this poor seagull needs glasses.

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    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You think that's cringe? American moms wait 9 months just to end up naming their kid Ahmiracle

    Aria the Dog Lover
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nevaeh, don't forget Nevaeh. "It's heaven spelled backwards"

    Klopec
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cats name was Giuseppe, he was italian.

    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then there’s ‘Stelleigh’ and ‘Carreigh’… both are the actual names of some people I know

    peithecelt
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll take Giuseppe over another Madysen or Cassedeigh.

    Ruth Blackmn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or to name their daughter Tragedeigh.

    Beruthiel45
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better than verucca. If you don't know look it up, I'm tired of explaining everything. 🤓

    General Stukov
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You think that's cringe, some moms name their kids after things they can't afford because of the kid, Mercedes is expensive.

    GildasMom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or Jaxxson, Kimberlee, Nayve, Nevaeh ( cuz she's my angel 🤮)

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    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come on, let them ride their train(?)

    GoGoPDX
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do the cops always ruin the fun?

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    Sad Quokka
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "So lads, any idea what the speed limit is?"

    Monday
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "No occifer, we haven't had anything to drink!"

    Aristan Maranichi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist: the police wanna hop on too

    Mike Y
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you have a license to drive that cooler?

    Johanna Darilek
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, these are actually motorized coolers on wheels. Very popular during Mardi Gras in NOLA. You can ride them around the parade routes, but can easily get in trouble since they are not street legal and cops will bust those drinking from their coolers while driving.

    Rebekah Christensen
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like a train of small washing machines

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then you could get pulled over while washing your pull-overs! Sorry, I should put a sock in it.

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    MadJess Tic
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wanna know the back story on how they got to this point!!!

    Dan St John
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that the republican terrorist cult Trump train?

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    Mike Y
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a loving couple!

    Olivia Dean
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Play stupid games, win stupid prizes...

    Cami
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a dumb so-called "prank" on greens part. Honestly, it's a little deserved if you're going to try and trick your partner into believing you cheated on them..

    Tenacious Squirrel
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fairly sure the whole thing is a joke. I mean, would the first thing you say after confessing cheating on your partner be the exact date it happened? Would you even know? I think it’s just a joke (back and forth) between a couple.

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    Everton
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That escalated quickly ngl

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd cheat on my partner if they looked like that!

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    Aristan Maranichi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what? they should have replaced "ok" with okay

    Jungle Empress 85
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once played Scrabble with my then-BF and his brothers. The brothers didn't believe "yon" was a word and thought I misspelled "yawn". I love homophones, LOL.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Despite being recognized, pronounced, and understood, it's not a word, more of an abbreviation.

    P.C.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, using ok is not ok, but it's ok for you??

    C scanlan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a 2 letter scrabble word

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    Stephanie M Machado
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I desperately want to know the context of this situation

    maxwel lee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "hey meet me in the park but dont be too suspicious"

    PJ Langley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For a minute I thought they were diving swans. LOL

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bunny 1: "They will NEVER find our eggs here!" Bunny 2: "Eggs? We're um, squatting to make eggs?" Bunny 1: "Duuuude! GROSS! Get downstream of me!"

    Mike Y
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Multiverse intrusion # 47.

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's pretend we're bunny rabbits. Let's do it all day long.

    Kelli
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whaat is happening here

    ELEPHANT
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought they were seagulls for a second 😭😭😭

    JayhawkJoey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is some horror movie sh!t.

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    Clay S.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Customer Notice: all "quotes " given by family or "friends " are bull s**t

    Mz Phit
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uuugh my mom used to volunteer my skills to random people all the time. So frustrating

    SheDeM
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love your dad. Give him my number.

    Lisa McKay
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When your dad tries to help but fails epically.

    tummyde1
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But he did charge for his son's work

    Ryn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    gets funnier the more times i read it!! 🤣🤣

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love ya, Dad, but please, no more favors.

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    Stephanie M Machado
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I watched that video. Met my expectations perfectly.

    Sandra Libertad
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    as a horse owner, I can tell this is a 100% legit and horse attitude

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    strawberry.panda (she/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For those interested in viewing this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCzwyFHSMdY

    Lost Penny
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am not the only one who immediately searched for this video, right?

    Jenna Logan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a real video!? What have I been missing out on!?

    Kevin the Manager
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Suppose it's better than kicking the dogs.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had my fair share of whackadoodle therapists, but the one who took the prize was a dream therapist who didn't include this info in her bio. Hadn't even warmed the chair seat before I walked out.

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    Mike_The_Nike
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the guy below that comment responded perfectly 😆

    Cami
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh gee! Thanks for the circle (is that considered a circle...?), without it I'd never be able to tell what the screenshot was supposed to be about!/s

    HA Walker
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dude in the picture seems to be behind bars??

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    Rebelliousslug
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dundunnanana inspector gadget dundunnanana hoohoo

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    The sea pancake
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    its the Rokurokubi (japanses ghost)

    nala simba
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw similar with Trump, but his cakehole was oooooopen!

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Translation: "This isn't even my final form!"

    Elita One
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kaminoans in Star Wars be like:

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    Jrog
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2007 Allstate ad campaign in Chicago, by advertising company Leo Burnett.

    LoneTomato
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That a great ad campaign lol had my attention right away

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    mooshoflove
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This picture makes me sweat....

    sbj
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is fine, everything is ok

    Display_Name
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you went with The General then Shaq would come to your rescue with one hand and a pizza in the other and offer you a Carnival Cruise as he reminds you to use Gold Bond.

    Jessica Cifelli
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that happens you're in God's hands now

    Aristan Maranichi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am definitely in good hands. * nervous laughter *

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That ad certainly is eye catching. Would love to know how much panic this caused.

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    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Instagram was created over a year after his death, is it a tribute page?

    Elita One
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's an official page, it's just for promoting him.

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    Kurichfield
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe its read: "hee! hee!" (crotch grab) (2x hip bump) (point) (hat tilt)

    Eris Kallisti
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that thing where he goes up on his tippy toes

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    Jenna Logan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Duuude I feel almost bad for laughing but seriously haha that is fantastic! 🤣🤣

    gilded panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    uhhh anyone wanna comment on his @?

    Jeffrey Diehl
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IIRC he is now the richest dead celebrity passing Elvis, Marilyn and Charles Schulz

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice to see the estate has a sense of humor.

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    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has to be satire. This is sign language: 🛑🚧🚸🅿️📵🚸🚻

    Anonymouse
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Umm... Tried to translate the "sign language" — NOT sign language. I think the guy just searched up "hand emojis" and went down the whole list.

    Wheelchair athlete
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hard of hearing person here and this translates directly to: 1 r bad (colloquially) y (why contextually) *not a sign* good (colloquially) vulcan yes 5 g y (why) yes 5 yes (from the side) stop him/her/they (contextually) yes yes f stop 5 bad (colloquially) stop 1 f*ck you bad (colloquially) bad hi r 1

    Channon Doughty
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you! I'd give a bunch of upvotes if I could

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    Rat Lord
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bro why the heck is the middle finger in it 😭

    Alexandra Davis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The forth one along from the left when done with both hands in BSL is milk. The whole thing is technically almost a sentence in BSL however for example the sign for milk is done with both hands making and needs them to up and down to make sense and most of the others need movement to make the correct sign. No idea if they make more sense in other sign languages but regardless they are going to be zero help for blind people!

    Ash
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What does it say? I know American sign language and it doesn't say anything in that lol

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    Mike Y
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he were deaf, it would be OK.

    LadyJaye
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My first thought was: Well damn that ain't asl

    u sure it's thea?
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't read it... I know sign language but that makes no sense

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    A Wild Bean
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the floor is made of floor

    pov
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    before i broke the window, there was window

    Adam Zad
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The door is alarmed. The floor is taken aback.

    Omima mimi miki
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    before i ate dinner I was hungry but now...things are just so different

    Curly Q
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Before it rained, i was not wet.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, betrayal has an odd way of changing a person's perspective of someone.

    Jesse Libertini
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    before i jumped off the building i was ok

    Carter Maggard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Before I caused a war, there was peace...?

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    maxwel lee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how your parents say they got to school

    O-O
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Climbing uphill, on both ways. with one foot. the other foot was starting a business

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    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess walking on water wasn't fast enough for Jesus

    Lost Penny
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus just tired of walking. Who wouldn't? Good for him!

    Billy Maguire
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget the "Uphill - Both Ways" bit.

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First thought was it's funny, second thought was he's one of the people who ignored warnings about floods and perished :(

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    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that is why they confirm with you before, place big marker marks all over it, confirm again that we both agree it's the correct leg that is marked for amputation etc etc.

    Danielle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just had a minor op a few weeks ago and got asked to confirm what they were doing by 4 different people though the admission process, right up to the anesthesiologist before she put me under. I thought it was a bit overkill, but apparently not!

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    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He should sue them. They don't have a leg to stand on. Oh, wait.

    Sad Quokka
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So his right leg then right? No left! But you said right!? Yes but that was right, this is right which is wrong!

    Michael Ortt
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am an RN and this happened during circumcision of a baby, one was named Wright .

    Terran
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I remember correctly both legs were in extremely bad condition and they somehow skipped the part where surgeon and patient agree on the limb.

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    Ja R
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its happened that's why most times before wheeling patients in or they marked my eye and when my hands ere fixed they market the hand each time so if dr don't do it make them

    Jani Chayut
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They still had to remove the correct leg to fix the original problem. Turns out he couldn't sue because he didn't have a leg to stand on.

    Matt Campbell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The victim now has to change their name to Ilene.......

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    not batman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I grew up on these books. people who know what this is from are the real ones. people who don't know what this is from are also the real ones. I don't discriminate from the real ones.

    Beruthiel45
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Latest research literally read yesterday. Plants scream but we can't hear them, omg.

    Beck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cut grass puts out the "freshly cut grass smell" because that is their defense mechanism. The grass is screaming for help.

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    Sad Quokka
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is my kind of experiment

    B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So what killed the plant on the right, the pepper or the feet? Enquiring minds want to know.

    Mike_The_Nike
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    did they not water it or something?

    Mike Y
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The results of a $3 million dollar research grant

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, but they do "talk". Recent studies have proven plants audibly (not in the human range) react to distress due to illness or damage.

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    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cars and stairs just don't mix.

    Nicola Roberts
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many moons ago. I was on holiday in Devon, UK. My young daughter and I went on day trip to the zoo. Anyone that's ever driven in Devon knows half the county is at the top of hill. We're going up and up for the carpark but I see a turning going back down so I follow it. Just to avoid having to walk up and down this mini mountain. I got the odd look from the pedestrians but I thought ha the jokes on you when you have to walk all the way back. Well didn't I look foolish when I ended up in the Penguin enclosure! Though I remember it with fondness it wasn't a good day as I burnt a clutch out trying to reverse back up. You can imagine the conversation I had with the recovery people!

    SCamp
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ‘No, Martha, it’ll fit, I’ve done it bef-…’

    Minino
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    April 2020: Uber drivers working from home

    Annik Perrot
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad told me how he and his co-students once avenged themselves on a teacher by carrying his (small) car up the (large) stairs of his building, to his second-floor doorstep. Can't remember what the teacher had done to deserve it, or how he managed to have his car brought down to the street.

    Will Cable
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It will fit, it just needs Carstair oil.......ok I'll get my coat

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    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no, no no no how do you do that and not be constantly afraid

    YetAnotherSarah
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By being 11. And by having parents that said "someday this dumbass is gonna scale this piece of furniture. Let's install the anti-tip bracket that came with it." I'm a dumbass who birthed a whole pile of dumbasses. We locked it *all* down.

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    Maya Baggins
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can we applaud that drawer and the worker that made it? That's some great work right there

    Mike
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sit around in my drawers to.

    O-O
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is giving me anxiety

    Brandie Litchfield
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the neglected stool right behind the drawer sitter that is tempting fate

    IntrovertedSloth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of people play games in their drawers.😃😃😃

    Craig Boddys
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someones parents were so desperate for attention they went to the trouble of staging this.

    Crybabyartist
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, look at the length of the drawer side exposed and the width of the top, It's nearly fully out, so there is no way at all it's not falling. FAKE!

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    Alora Ardoni
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    smart kid. and dumb. but really smart

    Maggie Mae
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait until the Dresser Flips over and Seriously Injures Him!

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    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Autowrong strikes again. It was supposed to say leggo my Eggo.

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    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's waffly cute, but she must freeze.

    Fennecfoxcat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's probably fine, I used to stand in those freezers when I was 8ish while my parents were shopping

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    Jeff Rhodes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they have everything at Costco

    Gypsy Lee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that women are considered less than human & afraid to be pregnant under the new laws, Costco has started selling them.. unfortunately in bulk. Looks like someone broke the package open & left one behind. (Relax. If we can’t laugh at the insanity we’ll lose our minds along with our rights.)

    sbj
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is Eggo? if she was in there for ice cream the risk would be worth it

    Jeffrey Diehl
    Community Member
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was easier for her to walk in and grab the package than it was to reach for it.

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    Terran
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this dear pandas is, why women live longer than men.

    Gustav Gallifrey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heads it's in Russia, tails it's in the USA.

    xolitaire
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Natural selection, do your thing!

    Beck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The wives are probably looking out the window thinking "is his life insurance up to date?"

    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶dumb ways too dieeeee🎶

    Mike Y
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? Couldn't y'all just connect a toaster and throw it in?

    sbj
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are in for a bit of a shock soon

    Klopec
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dumb, dumber and dumeberst

    Sinnsyk Jakte
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It took me a second to realize what I was looking at because my brain can only process certain levels of stupidity in a single glance.

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    mooshoflove
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought they were 🦀 for the longest time ..

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    Will Cable
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of a visit to the hospital. My partner went to visit his dad and the nurse had decided to wash the dentures of the patients, she wasn't 100% sure they were his she was returning and he popped them in and said "These will do"

    LeeAnne B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is from South Africa. The guy sits at a stall in the CBD in Gauteng. Rumour has it that the teeth come from the mortuary.

    Beth D
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First Glance SQUID/OCTOPUS

    Corwin 02
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can really see that happening, people standing there fitting one after the other to get a matching pair, and of course no cleaning in between.

    Carl Watson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Birkenhead market, in the 1950's, a dish of dentures in some dilute watery dettol, elderly ladies trying different ones till they get a reasonable fit. Seemed to work OK.

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    Lost Penny
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Toothfairy's much happier cousin.

    Debrina Blackmoon
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try before you buy. Also, EEEW!!!

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    Mad Dragon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Away From Keyboard. I’m AOL Dial-Up Years Old.

    General Stukov
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can really tell who's a zoomer in these comments

    GildasMom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AFK means away from keyboard , often used in gaming

    Marvin HoG
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was brb when I was that age, now it's afk

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    Monday
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That coworker must be really bad at hugging. Maybe he can take some classes so he can master the one-arm hug.

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never understood fishing. "Ah well it gets me in the fresh air and away from the wife"; "Yeah but you can do that without also spending $2k on fishing gear, just stand on a river bank".

    Beck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2k?? You can buy a cheap rod snd reel snd dig up some worms for $15 total.

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    Mike Y
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't Dad know this already?

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    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know everyone's looking at Batman, but what are those shoes? Wear what you want, but did it have to be that color?

    Anike
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought "oh, love in Gotham City", then I saw the green converse on the groom and bridesmaid and I'm thinking "I bet the bride has a green converse on too"💀

    Sergio Bicerra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Groom: wait! Just a sec, my mom's not here yet Batman: WHERE IS SHE??!!!

    Will Cable
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too much light for it to be batman

    Serenity Now!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps the groom planned on running.

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    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Europeans don't have to worry about robbers having guns either, though. Good gun laws and all, none of that second amendment bs

    Maya Baggins
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they are looking for money, that'd make two of us so we can help each other

    Sean
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like “Glock’o’Clock” made me laugh more than it probably should have and I don’t know why.

    Beck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Last friday an ex student emailed an old teacher at my kids high school. He threatened to shoot it up. They went on lockdown and we had to check the kids out. Seriously scary situation. Took an hour to get to the front of the checkout line and they were triple checking ID's because the guy had not been found.

    Karri Berkowitz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol I hate that this is true. I for one keep the Glock in the car though (it's the Colt for intruders)

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    Sad Quokka
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate answering the phone, but id answer this one

    assdog
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those kings and princes just can't stop themselves from giving away their millions to random strangers.

    DaisyGirl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My favourite!!! Namely because I love all the Madagascar films

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    Mike Y
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quantum superposition.

    Serenity Now!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Twins that are angry with each other.

    Nonna_SoF
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pepper%27s_ghost done accidentally.

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn tables are getting smaller, look how close together they are

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    JoyfulZebra
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this is ESPN, then it's kind of on-brand for them. During the 2020 NFL Draft, they made sure to mention how practically all of the 1st round draft picks had a loved one who died.

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    2 years ago

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    Admiral Graf Spee
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    2 years ago

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    2 years ago

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    Sian Edwards
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely the best response when dealing with the TV Licensing people.

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    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who tf packages beans like that? Who packages beans? I'd be worried about leaks

    Maggz Bennett
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this a missive from Captain Beany? He runs the baked bean museum in Port Talbot.

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    Terran
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, spiders have quite big bodies compared to their limbs, so 10/10 for scientific accuracy.

    Sawdust
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The spider-man shaped glasses are a nice touch.

    Joanne Hudson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He loves a child who doesn't see the same person you do.

    mcborge1
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who ate all the flies, who ate all the flies.. You fat spider, you fat spider, you ate all the flies. :D

    Serenity Now!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm, Spiderman must be in his 60's here.

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    Maggz Bennett
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's just no escape... Oh sorry, yes there is.

    KieLeaHar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technically they’re all pointing in the right direction.. the one of the right even has a little arrow pointing back to the door.. I think. No glasses on.

    Mrs S
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At floor level where people would be crawling to escape heavy smoke...

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    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That boy smiling because he's got a reverse card. He know you f****d!

    Emily Ward
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hell ya take that sh*t eattin grin off his face and prepare him for life!

    Spocks's Mom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah. Poor little guy is about to learn a valuable life's lesson. Don't gloat until the game is won. 😂

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    KieLeaHar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve never played that game so don’t understand how to play it.

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    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once saw a puddle so deep a duck was swimming in it. It wasn't even in a pothole.

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We used to have an area in my neighborhood that flooded and turned in to a little pond. Every time it rained a pair of ducks would show up and swim in it. The same ones, every time. :)

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    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is no possible way to explain this.

    Edward Monks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll give it a go....: Man pointing to a deep pothole in the road with a child pretending to swim in it to demonstrate just how deep it is.

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    Klopec
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the hell is going on here??

    Sassawrasse
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Atlanta potholes be like...

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    Klondike Penguin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meanwhile at the Griswold residence…

    Klopec
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really!!!!!!!!!

    Bradley Curthoys
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey Griswold, where do you think you're going to put a tree that big?

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, there's not an actual hole in the roof. It's an illusion they made by putting a small tree up there.

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    The happy frog
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooothat reminds me do you have any bearded dragon names I’m getting a bearded dragon for my birthday and I need names, I’m putting male names in one female in another and depending on the gender I’ll pull a name out of one of the hats :D

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    PolymathNecromancer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *In Monty Python Voice* .......Worse?????? How could it get any Worse???? (respects to Beruthiel45's comment)

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    Maggie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Discount day at super cuts.

    Michelle C
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Team sports? One of my high school sports team’s members did this for kicks and to distinguish themselves from the other sports teams at school.

    Wintermute
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Proud member of the non-conformist movement.

    Fred L.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Auditioning for a movie role?

    Serenity Now!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of the "Star Bellied Sneetches".

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    Andy Frobig
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He got Rosie AND her 5 sisters in the pic

    Nicole Weymann
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw, another patron of Ms Palm's house of negotiable affections!

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    Pedantic Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chris has a chip on his shoulder.

    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Break on through to the other side!

    Hayhaypaula
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chris needs to stop eating Bugles!

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    G
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would wear these

    bisexualbaddie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The spikes made me think of spider-punk but I think Hobie could do a whole lot better than this

    Klopec
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why,, just why?

    Elita One
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta make sure the dogs don't escape.

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    IDidntChooseReality
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'm gonna eat the D and the A and let's see what next" I'm so sorry please don't ban me or smth

    Owen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    probably a very long nap, you'll need to regain your energy

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    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ew this new keyboard goes all sticky when you're typing. Wait no.

    Serenity Now!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! I'll take 2 of those keyboards, please!

    Dawn Marie
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOVE IT!!! Great gift idea!!

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    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a new body wash targeted towards skunk victims

    Bryn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's better to wash with a baking soda mixture. Tomato juice/products is an old wives tale.

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    Beth W
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Takes the green tinge out of overbleached hair

    Maggz Bennett
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ketchup neutralises the green tinge that bleached hair gets after swimming in chlorinated water.

    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I prefer Tabasco habanero sauce

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    T. Brown
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a bad feeling about this.

    PolymathNecromancer
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw this picture and immediately thought How Sad..... this comment must certainly be the only acceptable way to inject humor.... +1

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    Sergio Bicerra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know Death Stars 1 and 2 made less damage than this?

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NO that would just push me over the edge I would burn my house down to avoid ever having to face that or think of that again

    Spocks's Mom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who the f**k let the cat in the lego room???

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    Serenity Now!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "It keeps the sun off my shoulder."

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    Mike Y
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it over full or extra empty?

    Jojo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...back when fuel was still affordable...

    Natalia Linnik
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s been driving on fumes for so long its tank shrunk

    Jojo Armani
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A friend of a friend genuinely thought F = Finish & E = Enough

    Jaya
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They filled the whole back seat area with fuel, so it's extra full?

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    Amanda Rose
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If WebMD has any say in this, it would be typhoid fever.

    JoyfulZebra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't say it don't say it don't say it... KNEES WEAK ARMS ARE HEAVY

    Navindu Wijewardena
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he's nervous but on the surface he's calm and ready

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    Sergio Bicerra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still don't get it, don't know what that structure is

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    Crybabyartist
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to download it and turn it 90 degrees to understand it, guess i could have flipped my monitor on edge.

    Klondike Penguin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sideways tilt illusion pictures like these are always trippy.

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    Stephanie M Machado
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw I actually feel kinda bad for the old man, why was he so mean right away like that 😢

    xolitaire
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dumbass was not necessary you uncultured swine

    LuckyL
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would be funny - if it wasn't for the dumbass. And I wouldn't have continued that conversation.

    Maggie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw, he looks like a nice man. No need for snarky.

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sheesh, at least be nice and tell him his hat looks cool.

    Jaya
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't be mean when older people misunderstand stuff, the world is changing so fast, it can be difficult for them to know how everything works nowadays. This gentleman may legitimately have thought the buyer wanted to see his face. Maybe he thought the buyer wants to know beforehand if he looks like a respectable and dependable person that you feel comfortable buying a truck from. Or maybe he read something about people asking other people's photos to avoid getting scammed, and thought that would apply in this situation too.

    Michelle C
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sincerely hope the guy decided not to sell the truck to someone so rude!!

    Ruby White
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DAMN F YOU WHY YOU SO MEAN TO THE OLD MAN????????????

    Dawn K
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That old man shouldn't have responded. He should've blocked the person.

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    IDidntChooseReality
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just gonna upload the McCursed pic onto the web rq guys

    Klondike Penguin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have so many questions. Two main ones are: 1. How did he get up there? 2. How did he get down from there?

    Lene
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that from the planking challenge that ppl were hyped about years ago?

    Klopec
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Planking, superb effort.

    Cadon Leviner
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    McDonald's requires a sacrifice for its services.

    B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Planking was the best of the trends. You mean my students while I am on lunch yard duty will voluntarily lie down quietly for 15 minutes while their friends argue and mess with the setting to get the perfect fb pic? Count me in!

    Amanda Rose
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Planking has gone a bridge too far.

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    Mike Y
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Today, we will be learning about sex in advertisements.

    Kookamunga
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I need everyone to take one and pass it back."

    Beruthiel45
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Teacher: I know it was you Richard.

    Klopec
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My kind of teacher!

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    Firstname Lastname
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For when clowns do casual Friday at the circus.

    Lost Penny
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sideshow Bob got his own shoe line?

    Corwin 02
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Re-lacing my shoes , I'll be done tomorrow....

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    Loverboy
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    2 years ago

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    People be s******g on Androids but it's deserved

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    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you don't sent me credit card info you under the rest

    Julia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With as much stuff I buy from Amazon, I'm pretty sure Jeff Bezos has my credit card number.

    Legomus Prime
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw hell nah that's quandale dingles cousin huandale jingle

    Michelle C
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t even answer those types of emails or texts. They go right to my email provider or phone service carrier as spam.

    BlueEyesWhiteDragon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He said Jef Bezos, not Jeff Bezos. Anyway, that dimple is deserving of at least a $10 gift card.

    Tucker Cahooter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure that even given the photo and the poor grammar there would still be people who would give the scammer their credit card number

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    les
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when playing stairway to heaven is a real telent

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    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Iron-man's forgotten brother, Tin-guy

    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's so hot outside even iron man is melting

    Klopec
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Noooo, not right!

    Corwin 02
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pre-Iron man, now if he only had an iron

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    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's called breakfast in bed, not breakfast on bed ffs. Pull the blanket over it

    Klopec
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who eats beans for breakfast?

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    not batman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hmmmmm? i dont think that will at the low clearance bridge. just a hunch

    Spocks's Mom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they go fast enough, they can clear it just fine.

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    Klopec
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the hell is thus????

    Edward Monks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Use the adverb 'thus' in place of words like therefore or so when you want to sound proper.

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    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's been gone for 3 years, 4 months, and 6 days. Rest in piece Juice Wrld.

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was so young. Drug addiction is a bítch. :( I don't condemn it, as I've struggled with it myself.

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    Klopec
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who is Juice Wrld????

    JoyfulZebra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was a rapper. Sadly, he died a few years ago.

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    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶 It's like raiiiiiiiiiin on your wedding day

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    Mike Fitzpatrick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Turn those irons on and you'll see not only a miraculous recovery but also a flying man.

    Crazy Dog Lady
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like that’s not going to work.

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    Nonna_SoF
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They wanted to axe Google something.

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    JoyfulZebra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please don't share an interview I had without my permission

    Tinaaa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "How are you feeling?" "Trash" "Relatable"

    Kookamunga
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Currently I feel empty inside."

    Corwin 02
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    FOX "News" interview with a local politician ?

    bottomless.abyss.of.bordem
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like every segment of my local news Saturday and Sunday.

    Yonel Lenoy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mr Trump what do you think about today? Ha ok you look as a garbage can. Normal, that what you are.

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    the gay they
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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