If you've ever thought that comedians are the funniest people on earth, we have something to prove you wrong. In fact, no comedian has ever had such hilarious bits as some of these funny kids. Of course, with kids, the smart jokes are mostly unintentional, but their funny fails are way better than most of the staged pranks and even the best jokes that were scripted.

Forget seeing your child accepting a graduation diploma or walking down the aisle. The biggest pros of having a kid are the endless laughs you have when raising them. Bored Panda has collected a list of hilarious reasons why kids are never dull, and it'll make your day. From staging funerals to informing random strangers their pants are down; these moments prove that - intentionally or not - smart kids can become the funniest comedians in a matter of seconds and start performing their bit in the most unexpected places. Scroll down to check out the entries, upvote your favorites and if they don't satisfy your hunger for giggles, fire up a list we created earlier about the other times kids made everyone laugh out loud, whether in the case of parenting fails or in a glimmer of their own spectacular understanding of humor.

#1

"When Your 3-Year-Old Tells Man At Mc'Donalds That His Pants Are Falling Down" (Friend's Photo)

"When Your 3-Year-Old Tells Man At Mc'Donalds That His Pants Are Falling Down" (Friend's Photo)

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Aaron Kara
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3 years ago

Take the advice bro

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#2

This Kid Was A Fart For Halloween

This Kid Was A Fart For Halloween

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Ben Smith
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3 years ago

Epic mom helped make it I’m sure! Well done!

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#3

My Friend's Daughter Made Him A Birthday Card

My Friend's Daughter Made Him A Birthday Card

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Helen R
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3 years ago

Good upbringing!

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#4

My Daughter's Christmas List

My Daughter's Christmas List

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Aaron Kara
Community Member
3 years ago

Get her a dog

C.Marrero
Community Member
3 years ago

She would probably translate "no" in 16 language

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glowworm2
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3 years ago

I think she wants a cat--but I'm not entirely sure.

Not Your Average Potato
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3 years ago

Lmao I was laughing so hard at your comment, that I snorted haha

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BusLady
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3 years ago

Get her anything she wants (except Rosetta Stone). The kid knows 16 languages.

NoYFB
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3 years ago

She knows how to use Google translator.

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David Viesta
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3 years ago

Nice effort. Too bad Santa only speaks Klingon.

bring on the internet warriors
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2 years ago

dafuq

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athornedrose
Community Member
3 years ago

bless that child. get her all 16 cats

Hendra Lim
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3 years ago

don't forget that the cat needs to came from 16 diffrent country

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Vicky Zar
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3 years ago

Thats dedication

Dian Ella Lillie
Community Member
3 years ago

I think she wants a puppy.

nazan fidan
Community Member
3 years ago

this girl deserves what she wanted

Leo Martin
Community Member
3 years ago

aha that's awesome!

Wina Alkerchief
Community Member
3 years ago

Put cat in Indonesian as well. Which is kucing..

Madhu Mitha
Community Member
3 years ago

oh, please get her a cat...

Nagy Orsi
Community Member
3 years ago

Awesome!!!! I wonder .. how old is she? :)

Bored Fox
Community Member
3 years ago

Just write 'kissa' and send it to Korvatunturi, Finland where the real Santa Claus lives. :) (I know - each country claims that the true Santa Claus lives there...)

Up All Night
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3 years ago

omg, kissa is the best word for cat

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Susan Mesick
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3 years ago

Ok that deserves a kitten-she earned it!

Ola Polowczyk
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3 years ago

She deserves the cat.

Ian Taggart
Community Member
2 years ago

I'm using this for my smartphone request.

Kathryn Harterink
Community Member
3 years ago

She does not what language Santa speaks!

Miriam Brose
Community Member
3 years ago

Could be a goldfish or a bird? Dunno...

Daria B
Community Member
3 years ago (edited)

I suspect "kočka" means something else... (Correct me if I'm wrong, please) Anyway, here's one more language to put on your list, sweety: mačka (Croatian)

Pamela24
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3 years ago

A Czech person for the rescue, it really means cat. :) Mačka is the same as in Slovak! I love how the Slavic languages are all connected.

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tinker bell
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9 months ago

how on earth does she knoew any of those

Matija Potočnik
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3 months ago

I was speaking Slovenian , English , German and Italian at the age of 8. I have a learning disability and stated speaking at 5

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~Annie~••
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1 year ago

wow you have to get her a cat now

Sodom
Community Member
2 years ago

Not really a nice kid ^^

Michal Mánert
Community Member
2 years ago

heh :D its super cute :D you can clearly see she has never written some of these letters and characters before ... like "č" for example :D

ptm45
Community Member
2 years ago

Here's another word for cat in Filipino...pusa.

Dragos Valentin Radulescu
Community Member
2 years ago

Haha, it even included Romanian; Pisică

Rouaa
Community Member
3 years ago

oh my god even in arabic 😂😂😂😂😂

love life you only live once
Community Member
3 years ago

how cute get her a cat or you might wake up dressed up as one

Ms E
Community Member
3 years ago

wow!

Nostalgic Hyena
Community Member
3 years ago

That's impressive!

Pamela Jean
Community Member
3 years ago

🙂

TESSA DAVENPORT
Community Member
3 years ago

Just give her a lolly pop

cwa92464
Community Member
3 years ago

Give her a stuffed cat

Sue Knerl
Community Member
3 years ago

Get the kid a kitten, Sheesh! Ignore the ass below.

Tony Moon
Community Member
3 years ago

Oh the research she did! Awesome!

Barbora Kopalova
Community Member
3 years ago

In my language (Slovakia), or this one ( Czech), kočka is also used for complimenting women 😉

Nitro
Community Member
3 years ago

She even wrote it in my native language romanian, hope she actually got the cat :3

MsChloe
Community Member
3 years ago

I love this kid! She knows what she wants and she isn't afraid to say so. Reward her intelligence and get her a kitty for Pete's sake! *L*

Jeanette Kent
Community Member
3 years ago

Please get her a kitten. She will benefit so much from having a pet. (From someone who Meowed for 3 days to get one. Loved my cat so much!

Patricia Ross
Community Member
3 years ago

Throw Klingon in there and you got a deal.

Jacque Place
Community Member
3 years ago

Snippy little #####, get her a fish.

Crouching_Penn_Hidden_Teller@yahoo.com
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3 years ago

fish are not pets, fish are dinner.

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Chris Sprucefield
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3 years ago

Woof!! <---- Cat in Dog...

Debbie
Community Member
3 years ago

she'll definitely take good care of it

MRaina
Community Member
3 years ago

get her a dog already

Gaurav Beck
Community Member
3 years ago

Get her cat nd make her clean every mess the cat makes nd we shall see if she still wants a cat

Rainbow_Gal05
Community Member
3 years ago

That is so cute!

Maroof Ahmed
Community Member
3 years ago

বিড়াল

norah lo
Community Member
3 years ago

猫咪厉害了

Joke Voorn
Community Member
3 years ago

I mis kat....

Gwen Geen
Community Member
3 years ago

A left hander!

Paladin
Community Member
3 years ago

*macska

Maria Ines Molina
Community Member
3 years ago

Genius!

Ashley
Community Member
3 years ago

For the 2nd to last one, 고양이 명, your not supposed to add the 명 part at the end. Only the first word is cat and 명 isn't really a word

walkietalkie
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3 years ago

What is it then

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Reni W.
Community Member
3 years ago

this is actually really impressive

Rosie Hamilton
Community Member
3 years ago

If she has access to the internet, then not really.

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stellermatt
Community Member
3 years ago

i recently found out I'm allergic to cats

Night Owl
Community Member
3 years ago

Maybe not to all cats. People who are allergic to cats are allergic to cats' saliva so you can be allergic to one cat but not to another. There are also special types of cats who even people who are generally allergic to cats can keep. There are also therapies that can help. The severity of allergy can also change with the years - it could get worse or it could lessen or even disappear entirely. Good luck.

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Just Curious
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3 years ago

Why not hebrew?

Being_Cori
Community Member
3 years ago

this kid is deffo going to get her way

Bunnyrabbit
Community Member
3 years ago

Whatever it is... GET HER WHAT SHE WANTS!! The desire level of mine is more than hers now! The effort she has put is priceless

Bunnyrabbit
Community Member
3 years ago (edited)

Hey child.. A secret BTW-Get hold of your daddys' pants dont leave them unless he agrees..they convincing him unless.. Ahem Shhhhhh!A secret stays shhhh Hahahah

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Don Flynn
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3 years ago

Smart kid

SykesDaMan
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3 years ago

How old is she? That's quite impressive!

Dilly Millandry
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3 years ago

Easy to translate online

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Trixster Million
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3 years ago

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Please post a pic of your daughter's pussy.

Johnny Frostbite
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3 years ago

whoa there

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#5

We Had A Local Elementary School Decorate Paper Bags For Earth Day And I Found This One We Had Left Over. This Kid Lol

We Had A Local Elementary School Decorate Paper Bags For Earth Day And I Found This One We Had Left Over. This Kid Lol

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stellermatt
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3 years ago

clever AND funny. gets my vote.

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#6

My 11-Year-Old Has Started Drawing Fat, Middle Aged Batman At The Beach And It's Everything You Never Knew You Needed In Life

My 11-Year-Old Has Started Drawing Fat, Middle Aged Batman At The Beach And It's Everything You Never Knew You Needed In Life

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Ben Smith
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3 years ago

Those are incredibly good. Your child has a real talent!

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#7

My Old School Asked Kids In Preschool What They Wanted To Be When They Grew Up

My Old School Asked Kids In Preschool What They Wanted To Be When They Grew Up

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Aaron Kara
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3 years ago

Beautifully abstract and quite a specific choice of donut

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#8

Toddler Says: "Heck This"

Toddler Says: "Heck This"

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Aaron Kara
Community Member
3 years ago

That face! "I'm sorry mum but this is utter shit, I'm leaving, thanks for the little help you gave me, but ill take it from here"

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#9

Scientific Evidence

Scientific Evidence

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Ryo Bakura
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3 years ago

Smart kid.

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#10

Toddler Was Asked To Feed The Cat

Toddler Was Asked To Feed The Cat

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nanashi
Community Member
3 years ago

cat is contemplating whose toes to bite; the toddler or the one who told the toddler to feed the cat

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#11

My Daughter Has Been Picking Her Own Clothes And Watching Her Big Brother Get On The Bus

My Daughter Has Been Picking Her Own Clothes And Watching Her Big Brother Get On The Bus

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Elina Kuusisto
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3 years ago

Oh my god I love this child

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#12

When I Babysit My Niece She Makes Me Play Operation. Her Favorite Part Is When She Dies And We Have A Funeral For Her

When I Babysit My Niece She Makes Me Play Operation. Her Favorite Part Is When She Dies And We Have A Funeral For Her

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Ben Smith
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3 years ago

Wednesday Addams

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#13

At 5 Months Old My Son Already Has The Best School Photo Ever

At 5 Months Old My Son Already Has The Best School Photo Ever

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BusLady
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3 years ago

You got it, Dude!

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#14

Barbie House Rules

Barbie House Rules

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Vlad Horobet
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3 years ago

It's reasonable, I'm not asian and in my country everyone leaves their shoes at the entrance (usually inside) by the door.

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#15

My Mom Said This Was One Of My Favorite Things To Do As A Child

My Mom Said This Was One Of My Favorite Things To Do As A Child

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Swetha Umashankar
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3 years ago

Her hair makes her look like a grown woman and so i was very confused

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#16

I Might Need To Have A Talk With My Daughter, But I'm Not Sure What I'd Even Say

I Might Need To Have A Talk With My Daughter, But I'm Not Sure What I'd Even Say

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Ben Smith
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3 years ago

Run. Run far away now. It’s the beginning of a horror movie. Just get out

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#17

How I Find Out That My Son Tried To Access My Tablet

How I Find Out That My Son Tried To Access My Tablet

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Aaron Kara
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3 years ago

That's me slowly waking up on a Monday morning

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#18

I Too Have A Daughter Going Places

I Too Have A Daughter Going Places

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Ben Smith
Community Member
3 years ago

I mean.... she’s right. Not the most thought out assignment

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#19

My Friend's Son Struggling To Pick Up A Book

My Friend's Son Struggling To Pick Up A Book

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Aaron Kara
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3 years ago

I wonder how long it was before they took their phone out to capture this epic struggle between book and child

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#20

My 7-Year-Old Sister Loves Dinosaurs But My Parents Got Her A Dollhouse For Christmas. This Is What I Came Home To Tonight

My 7-Year-Old Sister Loves Dinosaurs But My Parents Got Her A Dollhouse For Christmas. This Is What I Came Home To Tonight

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ge pa
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3 years ago

ross?

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#21

Our 6-Year-Old "Ran Away" Yesterday So We Told Him We Love Him And To Come Back If He Needs Anything. He Came Back And Took The Cat

Our 6-Year-Old "Ran Away" Yesterday So We Told Him We Love Him And To Come Back If He Needs Anything. He Came Back And Took The Cat

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Aaron Kara
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3 years ago

Priorities

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#22

In The Hospital With Pancreatitis, This Is The Get Well Soon Card And My Daughter Drew For Me

In The Hospital With Pancreatitis, This Is The Get Well Soon Card And My Daughter Drew For Me

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Person2638
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3 years ago

This is pretty cute! I would buy it and give it to someone.

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#23

Feared The Worst When My Marine-Turned-Cop Neighbor Called Me Saying "Come Quick... My Kids... There's B*inaudible* Everywhere... Wife's Gone..."

Feared The Worst When My Marine-Turned-Cop Neighbor Called Me Saying "Come Quick... My Kids... There's B*inaudible* Everywhere... Wife's Gone..."

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Madhu Mitha
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3 years ago

it looks like they are peeking out from mounds of snow

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#24

I'm A 42-Year-Old Male - I Grew Up With Female Cousins - Look What Those B**ches Used To Do To Me

I'm A 42-Year-Old Male - I Grew Up With Female Cousins - Look What Those B**ches Used To Do To Me

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Lady Perkele
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3 years ago

Probably you'd love it, you dont seem crying

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#25

My Friend Got Her Daughter's Basketball Team Pictures Today

My Friend Got Her Daughter's Basketball Team Pictures Today

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Ola Polowczyk
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3 years ago

"Be a coach, they said. It will be fun, they said."

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#26

My 2-Year-Old Just Handed Me This Action Figure And Asked Me If It Was My Mother-In-Law

My 2-Year-Old Just Handed Me This Action Figure And Asked Me If It Was My Mother-In-Law

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stellermatt
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3 years ago

sounds like a compliment to me?

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#27

Lil Sister Weird

Lil Sister Weird

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Ben Smith
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3 years ago

Seems like a HUGE ass mess waiting to happen

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#28

My 3 -Year-Old Nephew Asked If Grandma Bear Was Talking On Skype

My 3 -Year-Old Nephew Asked If Grandma Bear Was Talking On Skype

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Hello please don't judge
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3 years ago

Yep! Sounds about right

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#29

My Daughter And My Puppy Fight Over Who's Going To Warm Their Butt On The Vent In The Morning. The Baby Won Today. The Puppy Is Pouting About It

My Daughter And My Puppy Fight Over Who's Going To Warm Their Butt On The Vent In The Morning. The Baby Won Today. The Puppy Is Pouting About It

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Person2638
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3 years ago

I used to fight with my sister over the butt-warming vent!

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#30

"Gently Kiss The Dolphin"

"Gently Kiss The Dolphin"

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Aaron Kara
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3 years ago

I imagine the dolphin is thinking - "....well this is awkward"

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#31

My Child, The Realist

My Child, The Realist

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BusLady
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3 years ago

It didn't stipulate how far in the future.

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