Teacher Collects All The Weird And Funny Things That Kids Say When Their Parents Aren’t Around (40 Pics)

Not bad for a six-year-old.

Excellent question!

Thats not wierd, thats freaking adorable!!!

Obviously it was written by Lizard, not anonymous.

that's why school is so important!

Wow....I thought I was the only one.

Wow, this kid is wise.

they hug you from the inside.

It's adorable and the use of proper English makes it even more adorable! :)

The cake is a lie...

Now that is something I can get behind lol.

they are all sooo cute

Genius

OMG, my fav colour is ice cream too.

She knows how to get what she wants

Naww that’s just adorable.

Happens to me all the time.

Wine I'm home Bed I'm home Sleep I'm home

Kids are so honest, even if it’s brutal lol.

my feeling every day

this kid won the internet for today

Ooh, good one

Ah, this is pure gold!

I should have this child write my wedding vows

Better pick a good one then because a lot if them just add work.

I need this on a tshirt..

*cries in grown up*

Karate is the art of folding clothes while people are still in them. Yoga is the art of folding your clothes while you are still in them.

What a great analogy. These kids are adorably clever.

I need to start saying this now!

No pants, no problems. :)

Yeah, me neither...

Actually.. my old microwave did have a password, to child proof it.

Modern problems requires modern solutions

I sort of did. Took the ring, engaged, never married, living together for 30 years, he fixes things, takes me on dates, and buys me presents. The courtship never ended. 👍

me, saying this in november

when there's no reason to be mad, why be mad?

Can I say that too? I’m almost forty though.

If I smoked marinara, I'd be in trouble too.

Priorities, kid. Priorities.

I'm stealing this one.

Only changing schools?🤣

I want to hear the rest of this story

I guess now.

I know that feeling.

I used to think about death and what would happen if the earth was no longer around as a child..

that's a very important day!!

You need to see someone about that arachnophobia Muffet.

AHHHH!!!!! So adorable!

Well they are generally loyal and monogamous.

That is a true statement

Snarky

Wish I had this kids confidence

Me too, dear......me too.

I know, honey.

right!

What an unusual thing to be scared of but hey I was terrified of my Dad’s Akubra sitting on top of his bedside lamp.

Exactly! but nobody was listing to me

If only...

They are forever water birds from now.

Sometimes and when I'm really lucky, its my kids' teachers, then things get awkward (I'm a bartender)

i feel that everyday at work

Sadly, that's pretty much been my life.

So true BUT Hermoine would have been killed by the troll if Harry and Ron didn’t help. They all played a vital role and saved each other many times.

any time!

I have to remember to call sunscreen, sun fighter police. Love it.