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Ah, Twitter (X); a great place, is it not? I honestly couldn't tell you, since I quit it nine or so months ago. However, it's still one of the most popular social media sites online. According to one source, X (formerly Twitter) has around 586 million monthly active users. Other sources claim 650 million users were actively using it in the first half of 2025.

Whatever feuds, pop culture stan wars, or controversies are happening on the platform, you can still be sure that at least in one corner of Twitter (X), someone just made a joke for the ages. We have a tradition here at Bored Panda to show you the best of the month, so, here we present to you the best and funniest tweets of July!

#1

Tweet by Julius Sharpe humorously explaining crypto to a child, featured in hilarious July tweets collection.

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Chilli
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yeah, pretty much

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    Tweet with hilarious humor about a dog catching a bird, featured in the funniest July tweets collection.

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    Dragons Exist
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    Survival of the fittest

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    #3

    Tweet screenshot about cars with too many gadgets, part of hilarious tweets from July that slapped hard.

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    veirdbuttrue
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    1 year ago

    finally! A genuinely funny one

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    As we've already seen from the number of its monthly active users, Twitter (X) seems to be doing just fine. However, there was a time when people and businesses chose to boycott the platform. At the end of 2023, a year after Elon Musk took over the platform, some big brands like Apple, Disney, and IBM stopped running ads on it. Unfortunately, their boycott didn't last long: in November 2024, all three giants returned to X with their ads.

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    Unilever, despite previously being part of an advertisement boycott lawsuit against the platform, reached a settlement with X and is advertising its products on there again. Why were the brands worried? Some advertisers have expressed concern that their ads would appear next to harmful content. As research firm Kantar explained, "X has changed so much in recent years and can be unpredictable from one day to the next — it's difficult to feel confident about your brand safety in that environment."

    #4

    Tweet about eliminating the national debt with a humorous raffle, showcasing hilarious tweets from July.

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    LittleTeapot
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    A GoFundMe for the national debt! 😆 😭 if that isn’t indicative of how broken we are, I don’t know what it.

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    #5

    Screenshot of a humorous tweet about two-factor authorization for student loans from a July viral tweet collection.

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    KatSaidWhat
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    Why do I need to prove to a computer that I am not a robot?

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    #6

    Screenshot of a hilarious tweet from July humorously discussing salary negotiations with a witty punchline.

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    sbj
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    1 year ago

    Nice comeback!

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    Just last month, the platform was hit with a change in leadership. Its CEO of two years, Linda Yaccarino, resigned on July 9. While she didn't give an official reason, many experts speculate that she was set up to fail from the get-go.

    "Faced with a mercurial owner who never fully stepped away from the helm and continued to use the platform as his personal megaphone, Yaccarino had to try to run the business while also regularly putting out fires," Emarketer analyst Jasmine Enberg told PBS.

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    Yaccarino's main goal was to fix X's ad business, but, as Business Insider explains it, it's an impossible task. X is not a big enough platform for some advertisers to see as a must, and Musk being the owner generates too many potential headaches for reputation-conscious brands.

    #7

    Tweet humorously listing expected benefits of water versus the reality, featured in hilarious tweets collection from July.

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    Mint Sauce
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    1 year ago

    Add fermented grapes and you still get pee, but you're not bothered about the other stuff anymore.......

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    #8

    Screenshot of a hilarious tweet about IQ humor, one of the funniest tweets from July that slapped harder than a mosquito bite.

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    BrunoVI
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    1 year ago (edited)

    Me watching TV news: Oh, we're doing Celsius, now?

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    #9

    Tweet about long school days and short years, featured in 125 hilarious tweets from July with viral funny moments.

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    Glix Drap
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    1 year ago

    The years are short, but the decades are shorter.

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    It's not just brands and advertisers who are leaving X. Euronews reported that around 115,000 users deactivated their accounts a day after Donald Trump's re-election. Almost two months later, The Guardian wrote that X has lost about 2.7 million active – both Apple and Android US – users.

    Experts have been referring to this as the "Twitter (X) exodus," since netizens are leaving for another platform – Bluesky. In the last months of 2024, their numbers rose from 254,500 to almost 2.7 million. On November 13, The Guardian announced they would stop posting on X. "X is a toxic media platform and (...) its owner, Elon Musk, has been able to use its influence to shape political discourse," they wrote.

    #10

    Tweet from National Park Service joking about bison and social distancing, featured in hilarious tweets from July collection.

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    sbj
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    1 year ago

    Visited my local zoo recently and while the keepers were feeding the Bison they didn't secure the gates properly and the animals got back into the enclosure with them. I've never heard the F word screamed so many times in such a short space of time. (P.S. nobody got hurt)

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    #11

    Tweet showing a humorous exchange about a vintage horse-drawn bus photograph, part of hilarious tweets collection.

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    Uncle Panda
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    1 year ago

    Ask the pigeon who drew the coach.

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    #12

    Tweet about Americans’ unique way of saying dates and the national holiday of 4th of July, funny July humor.

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    Dragons Exist
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    Lmao the Twitter replies are just Americans trying and failing to roast her

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    Bluesky currently has almost 38 million total users, and it seems to be the promised land for Twitter refugees, at least for the moment. Musk called his platform the "digital town square", but, as Bruce Daisley, a former vice-president of Twitter (X) in Europe, explains, it has simply become a less enjoyable place to be. "If I went out to a Christmas market, and if in the corner of this Christmas market there was a group of racist protesters, I probably wouldn't stay there," he added.

    #13

    Tweet from Twitter user dior sharing a funny tweet humorously referencing biblical names and Moses in a hilarious July tweet.

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    WindySwede
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    Just Parting you and the wallet..?

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    #14

    Tweet screenshot showing a humorous tweet about using coupons at the grocery store, highlighting funny viral tweets.

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    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited)

    Pro tip: e-coupons. Everyone enters their phone number at checkout, link the coupons to your phone number. Win.

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    #15

    Funny tweet about shaking girlfriend's dad's hand, showcasing humor that slapped harder than a mosquito bite in July.

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    veirdbuttrue
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    Oh no lol

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    Senior contributor for Forbes Paul Tassi writes that one of the main attraction points of Bluesky is... well, less harassment. On Twitter (X), even if you block a person, they can still see your posts, they just can't interact with them. However, they're still allowed to screenshot them and comment under the posts of your followers. "This is again being positioned as some sort of 'freedom of speech' thing," Tassi adds.

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    #16

    Tweet screenshot with a humorous childhood misunderstanding, featured in hilarious tweets from July collections.

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    Ontario Canada
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    1 year ago

    So did I

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    #17

    Tweet about a humorous sign reading Ain't Peter’s Church, part of hilarious tweets from July collection.

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    BrunoVI
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    1 year ago

    That's pretty danged funny.

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    #18

    Tweet about a funny roommate moment with Chinese food, capturing humorous vibes from hilarious July tweets.

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    Spidercat
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    Fun fact Pandas. In China, Chinese food is just called food...

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    On Bluesky, according to Tassi, it's much easier to get more interactions even if you have a moderate amount of followers. That's because Bluesky doesn't have a 'punishing algorithm' that hides posts with links (X is link-averse because they don't want anything to link away from their site) and currently has a more engaged community that frequents the site.

    #19

    Tweet about a quirky neighbor demanding a cigarette as a tax for returning stolen packages, showcasing hilarious tweets.

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    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    Tony rocks

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    #20

    Tweet from Le'Veon Bell humorously describing his reaction to bird droppings, part of hilarious tweets from July collection.

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    Spidercat
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    Never try catching a seagull and shïtting on its head to assert dominance. I learned a lot that day...

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    #21

    Tweet showing a woman and Elmo with a humorous caption about sworn enemies, part of hilarious tweets from July collection.

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    boone williams
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    1 year ago

    It's not like the guy has friends, he just has enemies he hasn't met yet.

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    "I only have 5,000 followers on Bluesky, compared to those 180,000 on Twitter," Tassi writes. "That is exactly 2.7% the size of my main platform. But posting on Bluesky has revealed that my interactions and engagement there are not all that wildly different than on Twitter. Tweets I make that get several hundred likes on Twitter may get close or the same on Bluesky. Article links, generally, have gotten more likes and comments."

    #22

    Screenshot of a viral hilarious tweet from July about the struggles of being a man, highlighting funny relatable content.

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    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    My dog barks like h3ll then turns and looks at me like "well, aren't you gonna go look?". Some brave watchdog I have.

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    #23

    Tweet about recalling strapless bras, shown on a social media post highlighting hilarious tweets from July.

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    Cathleen Cummings
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    So true!

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    #24

    Screenshot of a hilarious July tweet humorously reflecting on political figures, showcasing funny tweets that slap harder than a mosquito bite.

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    K Ma
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    Willard wasn't scary, just clueless. Palin was the scary one.

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    However, there are already some warning signs that Bluesky might become Twitter 2.0. Its founder, Jack Dorsey (also the founder of Twitter, ironically), left Bluesky and returned to X, saying that it's "literally repeating all the mistakes" of Twitter. What he wants is an open-source protocol, no money raising, no moderation, and no board. He's currently trying to achieve that with Nostr.

    #25

    Tweet humor about fading voice while telling a story, part of hilarious tweets collection from July.

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    Dragons Exist
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    It did at first, but it's happened enough times that I'm used to it

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    #26

    Tweet humor about Pinocchio roasting someone nonstop, part of hilarious tweets from July with viral social media comedy.

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    KatSaidWhat
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    Just ask him if he's wearing women's underwear.

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    #27

    Tweet with a Microsoft Office pun joke, showcasing hilarious tweets that slapped harder than a mosquito bite in July.

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    BrunoVI
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    You think Microsoft puns are funny? It depends on your Outlook.

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    #28

    Twitter post showing a sarcastic Pokémon fan base joke with fan-shaped mark on carpet from a tower fan.

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    Sophie R.
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    😅

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    Engagement on Bluesky seems to have decreased significantly since November last year; it is now down by about 50%. While some of it is natural fluctuation, the excitement about the new, shiny thing has worn off for some. Some experts warn that Bluesky might become similar to Truth Social – an echo chamber for one political group, even if it preaches the opposite values.

    Even on Bluesky, people are still disagreeing with each other and fighting. In extreme cases, even telling each other to take their own lives, which prompted Bluesky's technical adviser to issue statements like: "The 'let's tell anyone we don't like to [unalive] themselves' crowd are not welcome here."

    #29

    Tweet about ancient Greek plays with hilarious dialogue, featured in a collection of hilarious tweets from July.

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    Phoenix
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    Fabulous.

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    #30

    Tweet by user KG humorously admitting to judging his father for falling asleep early after work, part of hilarious tweets collection.

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    Iris C
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    Didn't we though???? I'm ok w/an 8pm bedtime again ngl

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    What do you think about X (formerly Twitter), Pandas? Do you think it's still the fun and witty digital town square it once was? Or do you get your laughs elsewhere? Share your thoughts with us in the comments below! And if you'd like to see some more funny tweets, head over here for the May and April editions!

    #31

    Screenshot of a hilarious tweet from July showing entertaining content that slapped harder than a mosquito bite.

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    Glix Drap
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    1 year ago

    That or pyromania.

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    #32

    Tweet humor about dating budgets by Big Timi, featured in hilarious tweets from July with high engagement shown in views and likes.

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    Glix Drap
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    1 year ago

    An interesting observation.

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    #33

    Man sitting in dimly lit room looking tense, illustrating hilarious tweets from July with relatable humor.

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    Dragons Exist
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    This is why I hate having things to do, why can't society just let me sit around and not have schedules and "places to be"

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    #34

    Tweet by Matt Popovich humorously debating the spelling of grey versus gray with high engagement from users.

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    BrunoVI
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    How to remember when to use which: E for England, A for American.

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    #35

    Tweet about a guy in Paris using his AC unit picture on dating apps, featured in hilarious tweets from July.

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    Sarah Matsoukis
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    1 year ago

    Might work on me

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    #36

    Tweet about marriage roles in reporting celebrity deaths, featured in a collection of hilarious tweets from July.

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    Iris C
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    I'm single but when a report about another celebrity death...I just think to myself, d**n there goes another one I grew up with. Not much longer for me I suppose LOL

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    #37

    Screenshot of a hilarious tweet from July with a funny parenting story that slaps harder than a mosquito bite.

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    Pferdchen
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    "Nobody Knows the Trouble I've Seen" on harmonica: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1i9SHtF5PE

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    #38

    Screenshot of a hilarious tweet about marriage that is part of funny tweets collection from July humor.

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    Otto Katz
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    Awwwww sweet!

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    #39

    Screenshot of a hilarious tweet about siblings showing the kind of humor found in funny July tweets that slapped hard.

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    th1rd_plac3
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    Or learn when it's not a good time to have to dispose of a body.

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    #40

    Screenshot of a popular hilarious tweet from July with high engagement, showcasing funny social media content.

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    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    My best friend through most of grade school drove my mom crazy. She would yowl about him all the way into her 70s. 🤣🤣

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    #41

    Screenshot of a hilarious tweet thread from July featuring witty commentary, part of funny tweets collection.

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    Draco Henderson
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    who's Jelly Roll?

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    #42

    Funny tweet about a dog eating hamburger patties and causing a memorable family moment in July.

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    Bob Brooce
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    My first dog once got hold of a 10 pound bag of cat food and ate a good 5 pounds while we were out. She looked like the Goodyear blimp, but slightly smaller.

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    #43

    Tweet humor about customer service experience featured in 125 hilarious tweets from July that slapped harder than a mosquito bite.

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    Charlie the Cat
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    Capital letters help

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    #44

    Funny tweet about a man grocery shopping alone, part of hilarious tweets from July that went viral online.

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    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    He's single

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    #45

    Tweet showing a humorous paper towel holder shaped like a cow, featured in hilarious tweets from July collections.

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    Sarah Suelzle
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    Well now I need to go find a paper towel holder cow ...

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    #46

    Man sitting alone on a bed in a dimly lit room, reflecting a moment from hilarious tweets that slapped harder than a mosquito bite.

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    veirdbuttrue
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    That's more or less all of us

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    #47

    Screenshot of a hilarious tweet about texting 16 pictures of bobcats, showcasing funny tweets from July.

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    Beak Hookage
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    Marry him.

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    #48

    Funny tweet meme comparing eras with visuals, perfect for 125 hilarious tweets from July that slapped hard.

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    Fire Singer
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    I'm ok with the "born too late" do you know how gross people were during that time period? And to be a woman then? No thanks!

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    #49

    Tweet showing a fake smartphone designed to use batteries, included in hilarious tweets from July with viral humor.

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    BrunoVI
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    OK but hear me out: it would be awesome if you could actually replace cell phone batteries so easily.

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    #50

    Screenshot of a hilarious tweet by Jeremy Clarkson about football halftime humor, featured in July tweets collection.

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    Glix Drap
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    1 year ago

    Yes, but not one from Jeremy's pub since that will cost you an arm and 2 legs.

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    #51

    Tweet with hilarious food list and exaggerated reaction, highlighting humor in viral tweets from July collections.

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    Spidercat
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    Only 9 beers. Don't worry, as you get older you'll develop an adults tolerance to alcohol.

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    #52

    Tweet about calories and weekend habits by Debbie Downer, part of hilarious tweets collection from July.

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    veirdbuttrue
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    We'll see!

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    #53

    Tweet humor about LimeWire nostalgic reference with millions of views in a collection of hilarious tweets from July.

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    Beak Hookage
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    1 year ago

    What?! The audacity! *flails* OW MY BACK I KEEP FORGETTING I'M TOO OLD TO FLAIL OW

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    #54

    Screenshot of a hilarious tweet about Odysseus tied up to hear sirens, part of funny July tweets collection.

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    Pferdchen
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    1 year ago

    I have high hopes for Christopher Nolan's treatment of the Odyssey next year.

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    #55

    Screenshot of a hilarious tweet about aging from a popular social media account in a collection of funny July tweets.

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    PrettyJoyBird
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    1 year ago

    Meanwhile, on Bored Panda...

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    #56

    Night view of glowing pyramid building with a humorous tweet about Americans lacking random old castles to visit.

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    Dragons Exist
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    We have places like Mesa Verde (that Native American castle-like thing in the side of a cliff)

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    #57

    Stack of neatly folded green fabric shades labeled from mint to teal green, featured in hilarious tweets collection.

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    That tired person
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    can we just talk about those shades

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    #58

    Tweet about private browsing mode on phone, showcasing humor in 125 hilarious tweets from July with mosquito bite comparisons.

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    Rali Meyer
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    1 year ago

    500 tabs open??

    #59

    Screenshot of a hilarious tweet highlighting American tourists’ fashion, featured in funny tweets from July.

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    Mike F
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    1 year ago

    While tormenting the wildlife or daring the hot pools to barbecue them.

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    #60

    Tweet about a sister’s unique soap gene and love for cilantro, part of hilarious tweets from July collection.

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    CP
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    1 year ago

    I like cilantro, but don't like dove. What gives?

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    #61

    Tweet about a funny popcorn moment, part of 125 hilarious tweets from July that slapped hard socially.

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    stereotypical-nerd
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    Mood

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    #62

    Scene from a post-apocalyptic movie with Christian Bale and Matthew McConaughey, featured in hilarious tweets from July.

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    CP
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    The thing people don't understand about B movies, is that they can't be planned ahead of time. They sort of just happen. Even a big blockbuster movie like this. All they need is an earnest try at making a good movie but accidentally make it cheesy. When McConaughy jumped on the dragon with an axe there was no question what type of move this was. For the record, B movies are awesome and entertaining there is no shame in creating one.

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    #63

    Screenshot of a hilarious tweet questioning why stomachs are inside leggings, part of funny tweets that slapped harder than a mosquito bite.

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    KatSaidWhat
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    1 year ago

    Because it makes it look smaller.

    #64

    Tweet about the struggle to get into baseball, featured in a collection of hilarious tweets from July that slapped hard.

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    Spidercat
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    1 year ago

    A three day Test Match at the Oval would kïll the average yank...

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    #65

    Tweet showing a humorous exercise routine suggestion joking about lunges as a big step, featuring hilarious tweets from July.

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    GalPalAl
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    1 year ago

    Dad joke

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    #66

    Tweet featuring Snoopy relaxing in a chair, expressing a wish for a bagel with cream cheese, humorous July tweet.

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    veirdbuttrue
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    Me too, Snoopy, me too

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    #67

    Funny tweets from July featuring jokes about age, salary, and Elmo’s mystery event in 2025.

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    Otto Katz
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    What happened to Elmo on July 13, 2025?

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    #68

    Tweet with a humorous caption featuring birds in a snowy setting, part of hilarious tweets from July collection.

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    Bec
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    1 year ago

    Blue jays are a$$holes

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    #69

    Tweet from Yellow humorously describing the 6th love language as being annoying, part of hilarious tweets collection.

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    Hellcaste's Wife
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    1 year ago

    Sarcasm. 26 years and running strong lol

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    #70

    Tweet by user Zabby humorously calling sneezing four times in a row clout chasing, part of hilarious tweets from July collection.

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    Bec
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    1 year ago

    In our house we do 3 bless-yous, then it's, ok, knock it off!

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    #71

    Tweet screenshot showing a funny family moment with high engagement, related to hilarious tweets from July.

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    Rick Murray
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    1 year ago

    Well, two is a little young to understand a big word like discretion.

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    #72

    Tweet by amberkitty humorously categorizing men by haircut habits, featured in hilarious tweets from July collection.

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    Mike F
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    1 year ago

    I typically wait until I scare myself. Haircuts are expensive.

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    #73

    Person in a funny dress sharing a tweet about a work trip dress, part of hilarious tweets that went viral in July.

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    GalPalAl
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    1 year ago

    I missed whatever the joke is supposed to be here.

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    #74

    Tweet about boomers and the water bed era with a wooden water bed, showcasing hilarious tweets from July humor.

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    Karen Bryan
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    As a first-wave Boomer, I can tell you it didn't go well.

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    #75

    Tweet humor about jobs and quitting shared on social media, part of hilarious tweets from July collection.

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    Iris C
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    Facts!

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    #76

    Tweet showing a bathroom with a dark armchair inside, illustrating a funny moment from hilarious tweets in July.

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    Bob Brooce
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    S*x is my favorite spectator sport, but it's even more fun to actually play.

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    #77

    Screenshot of a hilarious tweet from July with over 2 million views, highlighting funny and viral Twitter content.

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    Rali Meyer
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    1 year ago

    Hagar: Svein, wipe that silly smile off your face. Getting married would work

    #78

    Screenshot of a hilarious tweet about relationships from July, part of 125 hilarious tweets that slapped harder than a mosquito bite.

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    KatSaidWhat
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    1 year ago

    Friend brought his new gf to a 40th this weekend. She met Badger, Monkey, Bear, Turtle, Gnome and Kat. 😆 Said friend is known as Flamingo.

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    #79

    Tweet about a FICO score decrease, shared in July, with 92K likes, part of hilarious tweets collection.

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    Otto Katz
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    1 year ago

    My score is 75 points less than my partners, we have joint everything accounts, and have been married 22 years. *shrug*

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    #80

    Screenshot of a hilarious July tweet comparing bears and worms with gummy bears and gummy worms, showcasing viral humor.

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    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    🤔

    #81

    Tweet humor about chocolate from a hilarious July thread with funny tweets that lip slaps harder than a mosquito bite.

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    #82

    Tweet about bizarre modern Catholic events featuring anime mascot, a conclave movie, Pope blessing, and signed Pokémon card.

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    Ravenkbh
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    1 year ago

    I want a pope signed pokemon card

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    #83

    Screenshot of a hilarious tweet showing a humorous conversation about fanfiction featuring Simon and Garfunkel.

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    KatSaidWhat
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    1 year ago

    NGL, I went looking, didn't find it.

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    #84

    Tweet about a long distance relationship humor with high engagement on social media, showcasing hilarious July tweets.

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    Halestorm
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    1 year ago

    In case anyone doesn’t get it, 四川 (sichuan) is a province in China :)

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    #85

    Screenshot of a hilarious tweet posted in July 2025 with high engagement, showcasing viral funniest tweets content.

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    #86

    Tweet featuring a meme about a sales engineer with a humorous image, part of hilarious tweets from July collection.

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    WindySwede
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    What is a sales engineer?

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    #87

    Chef in white uniform posing in a busy kitchen, accompanied by a hilarious tweet from July that went viral.

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    Never Snarky
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    Only was it is any good.

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    #88

    Tweet text about a headache blamed on the full moon, part of hilarious tweets from July trending online.

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    Never Snarky
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    During the daytime.

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    #89

    Screenshot of a funny tweet conversation showing humorous text messages, part of hilarious tweets collection.

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    WindySwede
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    "And the earth is flat, they show indisputable evidence!"

    #90

    Tweet showing humorous July post with witty text and comment overlay from The Hollywood Reporter on podcast news.

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    veirdbuttrue
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    Lol!!!

    #91

    Tweet featuring a Franz Kafka quote about hot summer nights in mid-July, shared among hilarious tweets from July.

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    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited)

    Not sure I want to know what Kafka considered wild. It would probably bug me.

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    #92

    Screenshot of a hilarious tweet from July with a witty question about the Beatles, showcasing popular funny social media content.

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    Spidercat
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    Bless. It's called Bükkake and you should Google it immediately on your work laptop...

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    #93

    Tweet showing a plain burger with images of pickles, tomato, lettuce, and onions as hilarious tweet content.

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    Dragons Exist
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    What a sad life they lead, hating pickles, tomatoes, lettuce, AND onions

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    #94

    Meme showing a humorous tweet about music shuffle with characters from a popular TV show, highlighting hilarious tweets.

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    Otto Katz
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    ???

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    #95

    Tweet humor about semicolon use with high engagement, featured in 125 hilarious tweets from July collection.

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    Bec
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    It's a cross between a comma and a period; use it to connect two related thoughts without including a conjunction like 'and'.

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    #96

    Tweet about the humor in getting to the airport early from a collection of hilarious tweets in July.

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    Stephanie A Mutti
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    I have only one rule and it is this: get to the airport super early. It is NEVER a loss

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    #97

    Screenshot of a viral tweet with millions of views, showcasing hilarious content from July tweets that slapped harder.

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    Rick Murray
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    Only 127?

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    #98

    Screenshot of a hilarious tweet about work from home vibes with high engagement, illustrating funny tweets from July.

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    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    Change the wifi password, that's when the real fun begins.

    #99

    Tweet showing humorous text exchange about a dad texting like a 30-year-old, from a collection of hilarious tweets.

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    That tired person
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    its better then YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY

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    #100

    Screenshot of a hilarious tweet from July with humorous content that slapped harder than a mosquito bite, gaining 7k likes.

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    Nosirrow
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    It's like people who talk to themselves in the supermarket. 'I need this, I need that.' Shut up.

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    #101

    Tweet about getting kicked off Love Island for trying to start a union, highlighting hilarious tweets from July 2025.

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    #102

    Tweet about speeding in the left lane with humor, part of hilarious tweets from July that went viral.

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    Fire Singer
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    Go the speed limit in the left lane if you want, it's irritating but whatever, HOWEVER, do not block traffic. If someone is coming up behind you just get over! I have a friend whose dad drives in the left lane purposely blocking traffic to "save them from themselves" when all he does is create road rage. Just move over man and let people go past you. Plus some people might legit be having an issue that you're just delaying them from getting help.

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    #103

    Tweet about recognizing Portuguese humor from a viral collection of hilarious tweets that slapped hard in July.

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    Nosirrow
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    I think it's quite easy to recognise it's Portuguese. The real mystery was the strange language used in the song Dragostea Din Tei. I knew it must have been a Romance language but which one? Romanian. That's a fascinating language.

    #104

    Tweet by Zach Harris humorously comparing smoking joints and playing ukulele at a hotel pool, highlighting hilarious tweets from July.

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    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    I have a novel idea, let's just use the pool for swimming and leave the rest of it for the bars?

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    #105

    Screenshot of a hilarious tweet about a July 4th misunderstanding, showcasing popular funny tweets from July.

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    Mreoww
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited)

    I mean, yeah. What’s Fourth of July supposed to mean to me?

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    #106

    Screenshot of a hilarious tweet about creating a Tinder-like app with pictures of the user's wife, part of funny tweets.

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    Dan Cone
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    This exists its called Tender

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    #107

    Tweet about funny Costco story with high engagement, part of hilarious tweets from July featuring viral humor and relatable content.

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    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    🎶I gotta be meeee, I gotta be me🎶

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    #108

    Screenshot of a hilarious tweet with high engagement included in 125 hilarious tweets from July.

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    Jesha
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    Mel B and Geri had a thing.

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    #109

    Screenshot of a hilarious tweet by Meg asking if someone wants to come over sometime and make a list, showing high engagement.

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    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    "I've got a little list. They never will be missed."

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    #110

    Screenshot of a hilarious tweet about hearing a beautiful song on the radio, highlighting funny tweets in July.

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    WindySwede
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    ?

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    #111

    Tweet from Andrew humorously noting online relationships ending after someone gets a job, reflecting hilarious tweets of July.

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    #112

    Screenshot of hilarious tweet about Lululemon suing Costco, highlighting viral funny social media moments from July tweets.

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    Rali Meyer
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    At IKEA you get 20 hot dogs for $20!

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    #113

    Tweet screenshot featuring a hilarious joke, part of 125 hilarious tweets from July with humor that slapped hard.

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    ArchangelLoki
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago

    What's a waymo?

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    #114

    Tweet from Anne Chovy humorously commenting on cultural trends, featured in hilarious tweets from July with viral engagement.

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    Rali Meyer
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    like my wife!

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    #115

    Tweet from Marina expressing a humorous and relatable feeling, part of hilarious tweets collection from July.

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    #116

    Screenshot of a hilarious tweet from July showing a funny store interaction, part of viral tweets that slapped hard.

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    "Not. here. Not now. And not wrong."

    #117

    Tweet by Brendan Hodges humorously describing syncing movie logs with his girlfriend, illustrating relatable hilarious tweets from July.

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    #118

    Screenshot of a hilarious tweet about naming a pen "the pentagon" with over 110K likes, from popular funny tweets.

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    Malsumis
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    it took me so long to realise this was a vaping joke

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    #119

    Screenshot of a hilarious tweet from July 2025 humorously criticizing adults who say the word yummy.

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    The Queen of France
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    No.

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    #120

    Funny tweet showing a yellow rubber duck hanging by a noose, illustrating hilarious July tweets humor and meme trend.

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    Claire Collymore
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    Why is it OK to show a picture of it but the word is censored? How does that make sense?

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    #121

    A humorous tweet from July with over 68k likes, capturing relatable moments that slap harder than a mosquito bite.

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    Rali Meyer
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    rn= right now

    #122

    Tweet text about renting Lena Dunham’s 2010 debut film on Xbox, shared in a humorous viral post from July.

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    GalPalAl
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    I didn't rent it but do remember watching it on a free pay channel weekend. It was before she become well known. The movie was odd and I am still not sure I see the hype in what she does. Not downplaying her talent. She made it into legit entertainment, but I don't understand her universe so to speak

    #123

    Card reader with a Yu-Gi-Oh style card being inserted, illustrating a hilarious tweet from July that slapped harder than a mosquito bite.

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    Rali Meyer
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    ?

    #124

    Tweet by krill humorously warning not to be French in front of him, part of hilarious tweets collection from July.

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    General Anaesthesia
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    Parce que pourquoi?

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    #125

    Tweet reading unplugging the fridge at a houseparty with over 201K likes, part of hilarious tweets from July collection.

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    Rali Meyer
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    it never has capacity to cool anything off during the party anyway. Door open too often

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