115 Funny Job Interview Questions We’re Sure Wouldn’t Mind Answering

I'd bring you $7.00 and a half empty carton of chocolate milk. Math makes me thirsty.

I'm sorry, the job description I am currently interviewing for did not include running any errands or being gofer girl. If there are hidden expectations to do so, I'll let myself out now.

Since you already know, i would bring you all the change. You know, you're supposed to not tell me the answer when asking trick questions.

I'm not running errands for you, so it's a non-issue.

I'd just buy the chocolate milk for you and say 'pay it forward.'

I would want to clarify their question first. Do you mean what would I want as in the "anything I desire," or as in the "any position on their planet"? Good communication is so very important, wouldn't you agree? ----If that doesn't ace the question I don't know what would 🤪

abducting cows

I am now Empress of the Planet Xnonto

Independently wealthy BJ recipient test dummy.

I think I'd want to work from home

To save you the embarrassment of talking to an empty chair.

My parents were bumping uglies about 42 years ago.

Because I like to eat.

Beekerrm boo. I'm not here to hurt you. Wobbly weekly why, I think you looks very fly

Well, when a man and woman love each other very much...

Trout... minus the severed head, which is in Nathaniel's fridge.

Nothing, that's why I'm applying for a job!

In Soviet Russia, the fridge is you!

The deep void of human depravity

My former boss asked this. I distinctly remember how I panicked and blurted out a long string of verbal diarrhea, that ended something like "....and 2 dozen eggs, but certainly not the holy grail if that's what you're after." I got that job 😂

I am not a hooker.

"Fun fact, I'm very bad at math"

Walked across America solo, age 45.

I'm too sexy for my pants

Very large and decorative type fonts ! ( 6 words )

Are yours? Are they proud their golden child is asking questions off of a list that you didn't write? Do they return your calls? How often do they "forget" your birthday? Here, have a tissue, crying in an interview is unprofessional... don't worry, I won't tell your parents that you sobbed in front of me.

Mine can't get disappointed, jokes on them, they're in the grave.

*hands ouija board*

No

If they knew I was interviewing with an idiot that would ask this question they would be.

TBH I would want to play myself... I can't really act, but would that even count as acting? 🤔

Meryl Streep

Since the day after Van Helsing was released in the United States I haven't gone one day without being told that I look like Kate Beckinsale so...Kate Beckinsale.

None of the actresses are fat enough.

She's way older than me so this will be odd but Elizabeth Banks. So pretty and funny

Consuming just eight glasses of dihydrogen monoxide per day can provide you with amazing health benefits. Also, by submitting this versatile elixir to attainable low temperatures, it can be transformed into effective building material.

Oh, is this Nestle? Apologies, but I must terminate this interview. I cannot work for unethical businesses.

*takes water away and puts it in my pocket* Them: "So, that's your tactic?" Me: You'll know who to come to when you're thirsty later.

Bruce Lee based his entire martial arts off of water. Nuff said

I wouldn't set fire to the interviewer, they'd be to distracted and pissed to buy the water. I would instead set fire to trash can then point to water and ask "what'll you give me?"

Tell the British it can never be in a museum.

Love. It can move mountains.

outsource to aliens

One shovel full at a time.

With Mounted Police.

I once had someone give me direction entirely based on the characteristics of cows.

Woke up one Sunday morning in my mid-20s after a ROUGH night in the village and no idea what had happened so I had to call my friend Michelle to ask her why there was confetti and a dildo coming out of my purse.

I grew inside someone's body. I think that's about as weird as it gets!

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