Learning a new language can be a tricky affair. Thankfully, we now have countless translation apps that make navigating foreign places much easier. But sometimes, those same tools do the exact opposite. A simple sentence can turn into something hilariously wrong. What was meant to be helpful suddenly becomes unforgettable.
Today, we’ve rounded up some funny Japanese translation fails that show how easily meanings can get mixed up. From signs that accidentally suggest eating people to instructions that sound wildly illegal, these mistranslations are impossible to ignore. Keep scrolling for a collection that’s equal parts confusing and entertaining.
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At A Guest House In Yufuin
Memory Lane, Tokyo
The thing I can't stand is when I go to a buffet and find that some inconsiderate a-hole has taken a bite out of several people. Either take the full person or just leave it, ok?
"No Move Because Lazy" Is My Life Motto
Japanese is a fascinating language that feels completely different from many others. The sentence structure alone can flip what English speakers are used to. Verbs often come at the very end, which means you sometimes have to wait to find out what’s actually happening. It can feel like listening to a story in reverse. This difference is part of what makes Japanese both challenging and exciting to learn.
I Took This Pic When I Was In Japan In 2010, And It Makes Me Smile To This Day
Don't Order A Buffet
Translation Of The Week
One of the first things that surprises people is that Japanese doesn’t rely on just one writing system. In fact, it uses several. The oldest is kanji, which are Chinese characters introduced between the 4th and 6th centuries via Korea. These characters often represent ideas rather than sounds. Many kanji have multiple readings, which can be confusing at first. But they also add depth and nuance to the language. Over time, patterns begin to emerge. What feels overwhelming slowly becomes familiar.
Still Trying To Determine If This Is A List Of Available Amenities Or The Names Of Alternative Rock Bands That Have Stayed Here
Taken In A Donki In Osaka
Where Do I Sign Up? Found In Takayama
Alongside kanji, Japanese uses hiragana, a softer, more rounded script. Hiragana is mainly used for grammatical elements like verb endings and particles. It helps glue sentences together and shows how words function. Children often learn hiragana first because it’s more approachable. Then there’s katakana, which looks sharper and more angular. Seeing a word in katakana usually signals something borrowed from another language. Together, these scripts work as a team.
When You Decide To Go To Japan After A Breakup
Or What? Feeling Threatened In Sapporo Station
On The Top Of Yambiko, Nozawa Onsen
Then there’s romaji, which is the Roman alphabet. It’s commonly used for beginners, signage, and international communication. You’ll see it on train stations, menus, and street signs. While romaji isn’t used much in everyday writing by native speakers, it plays an important role for visitors. It helps bridge the gap when everything else feels unfamiliar. Many people start learning Japanese through romaji before transitioning to the other scripts. Think of it as training wheels. Helpful, but not the final destination.
Gentlemen Only Floors In A Manga Store In Akihabara
Never Teach Your Garbage To Swim Kids. Found In Niseko Japan
Maybe A Bit Harsh?
Another fun quirk is how Japanese handle months. Unlike English, months don’t have unique names. Instead, they’re numbered. The kanji for moon, 月, is used, and a number is placed before it. January is literally “month one,” February is “month two,” and so on. Simple, logical, and easy to remember. Despite this difference, Japan follows the same calendar system used globally. So while the wording changes, the timeline stays familiar. It’s practical in a very Japanese way.
The Best Sign I Have Encountered In Japan
Signage That Is Definitely Out Of Control
No Touching… Except
Articles like “a” and “the” don’t exist in Japanese at all. There’s no direct way to mark something as definite or indefinite. Instead, meaning comes from context. A single word can refer to one thing or many things depending on the situation. This can feel confusing for learners at first. You have to listen closely and read between the lines. But it also makes the language more flexible.
Alright, I Get It! No Parsons With Tattos! At The Springs Hiyoshi Onsen In Kyoto
Parson, rector, vicar, priest, mullah, minister, pastor - out they all go!
This Sign My Roommate Found In Japan
Would I Hesitate? Outside Hakone Checkpoint
From a linguistic perspective, Japanese is considered an isolate. That means it isn’t directly related to major language families like Indo-European or Sino-Tibetan. It didn’t evolve alongside English, Spanish, or Chinese in the same way. This is one reason it feels so different structurally. Even familiar concepts can be expressed in unfamiliar ways. Learning Japanese often feels like stepping into a whole new system of thinking.
That's So Kind Of You. Thanks For Your Offer. Anytime Fitness, Tokyo
Brought To You By The Makers Of "Story Is Words"
Spotted On The Way Home Last Night By Daily Yamazaki In Front Of Toyocho Station
All of these elements come together to make Japanese truly unique. It’s a language built on layers, context, and subtlety. It rewards patience and curiosity. While it can be tricky at first, it’s also incredibly expressive. Small changes can shift tone, politeness, or meaning entirely. That depth is why people fall in love with it.
Someone Was Having A Bad Day At The 7-11
I Mean, I Don't Know Where I'll Put It, But... Seen In A Grocery Store In Kanagawa
Hostel In Sapporo
All of these posts highlight just how unique the Japanese language really is, and how translating it can sometimes lead to unexpected results. Small shifts in wording can completely change the meaning, often in the funniest ways. Language is full of surprises like that. Did any of these translations make you laugh or do a double take? Have you ever come across a sign or phrase that didn’t quite translate right while traveling? Share your favorite moment with us.
Fair Enough. Setagaya, Tokyo
Yep They Are! Nishinariku, Osaka
I Saw This In Nara, Japan
Hoping To Buy A Fragrance In Japan
I would like to purchase a little hope and I would send it to the US right now.
In Hotel Elevator, Shizuoka. It’s A Double Whammy, But I Have Been Stiff Lately. Maybe I Should Get A Deep Knee Bend
Farmer's Market In Fujiyoshida
Stay Hydrated In Ginza, Tokyo
Found In Hamone, Japan
Got It… In A Vintage Kimono Shop, Kyoto
Around Noon At Office, Shinagawa, Tokyo
Adults Should Not Wear Hats… Taken In Odaiba, Tokyo
Stop The Floor! Animate Akihabara, Tokyo
Is This A New Trend?
Please Do Not Enter The Women
In A Furniture Store In Misawa, Japan
In A Hotel Elevator (Fukuoka, Japan)
Ask Me What? Found Around Tazawa Lake In Japan
Only Available In Japan
So You Can Make Eggs With Japan, Interesting
Let’s All Be Offensive Together
Quite Disgusting. At Kawaguchiko “Koyo Matsuri”
Same, Sign. Same. Nintendo Museum, Kyoto Next To The Toad Bobbleheads
At A Restaurant In Bunkyo-Ku, Tokyo. People Were Actually Very Nice And Friendly, Maybe Because I Went There For A Dinner
Too Bad. Actually I Had The Intention To Explore Kyoto After Breakfast But I Need To Go Back To My Room
I'm Trying To Understand But Why Sandwich Is Getting Involved?
As Seen In Japan
Description Of Smoked Eggs, Found In Japan
At A Hotel Lobby In Kyoto
In A Jewellery/Trinket Store. As I Am Dutch, Would I Be Allowed To Take A Photo?
Supermarket In Isumi, Chiba
I Need This Sign. Ministop In Hamamatsu City
At A Hotel Breakfast Buffet In Sapporo. Who Licked These?
Amanohashidate Station
At A Supermarket Entrance In Shibuya City
Sorry, I Can’t. At Takino Snow World, Sapporo
Japan's Request To A Visitor
Made In Japan Eraser
Spotted In Japan. Very Conforrable
I Mean It's A Natural Part Of Life But Ok. At Tokyo Station Ladies Toilets In One Of The Shinkansen Track Areas
This Rule Seems Fair Misspelled Or Not. Seen At Entrance To Underground Shopping Center, Tokyo Station
What we perceive in English as the "L" and "R" sounds aren't morphemic in Japanese, which has only one liquid consonent whose value is somewhere between the two. I was visiting a friend and saw a blister-packed plastic gadget labeled "Remon Squeezer" hanging on his kitchen wall. I reflexively asked "What's a remon?" "I bought in the kitchenwares section of a supermarket during my last visit to Japan" he said.
Don’t Skateboard Or Whatever. You Know What We Mean, Don’t Make Me Write It All Out. All That Stuff You Do (Kasai-Rinkai Park)
In Hiroshima Today
No This Can't Be The End! No, Not Like This! Restaurant At Ski Resort In Hakuba, Nagano
Out Of Context, A Sentence. In Context, Engrish Candidate. Spotted In A Taxi In Japan. I Still Don't Know What I Am Supposed To Take Care Of
Found In Tokyo
That’s A Shame. Needed One For A Couple Of Days Fresco Gojo Ohashi (Kyoto)
Kansai International Airport Doutor, Ground Floor, Arrivals
I Would Like The Meetings In A Lobby. Found In Fukuoka, Japan
Ten Bosch House
I Have No Idea What This Restaurant In Niigata Is Trying To Say
The Signs Are Sensitive Here In Shiga Kogen, Nagano
For The Malicious Ones Out There. Osaka, Japan
At A Closed Path In A Park In Japan
Ok, I'll Cooperate. Outside Shijo Station, Kyoto
Today At The Vaccination Centre Of A Private University In Tokyo
Found In A Subway Station In Japan
Ah Japan, Full Of Great Engrish
From A Recent Trip To Japan. The Devil’s In The Detail
Outside A Takeaway In Shibuya
I'm quite willing to forgive a burger made with Wagyu beef for a mispelled "double".
Bus In Sagamihara, Kanagawa
I'm In Akiba Today, Doing Research On What Laptops Are Worth Buying Used. I Came Across This
Congratulations, You Made Me Chuckle
It Closes All Day Every Day Skytree Tokyo
Love Bicycle Tender-Osaka, Japan
During Security Camera Recording. Saw This Sign While Visiting Japan Last Week, And I’m Still Wondering What Will Happen During The Recording
Found In The Japan
Escalators Are Going The Way Of The DVD And The Mcrib Morinomiya-Eki In Osaka
Kids In Nishinomiya Are Dangerous
Understandable. Found In Hiroshima
Just Got Back From Japan
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