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Don’t tell me you didn’t read the care label before ironing that damn silk blouse. ‘Cause neither did I. I cut it off as soon as I bought the shirt, and entrusted its destiny to my own rational mind and its power of calculated decisions.

Asking what went wrong and at what point would be an understatement. Ironing fails are not for the faint-hearted, so be sure to arm yourself with the ability to laugh at yourself. Bored Panda has compiled a list of the funniest and, indeed, most painful cases of ironing gone wrong.

It serves as a tribute to all the people out there who thought they were going to take back control of their lives by getting that iron heated up on questionable materials and surfaces.

#1

My Friend Has An Ironing Board That's Haunted By The Ghost Of Jaws

My Friend Has An Ironing Board That's Haunted By The Ghost Of Jaws

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    #2

    My Mother's Pressing Iron Fell Onto Our Synthetic Carpet And Left A Perfect Mold

    My Mother's Pressing Iron Fell Onto Our Synthetic Carpet And Left A Perfect Mold

    I thought the bottom of the iron came off when I lifted the iron but it really is molten plastic

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    #3

    I Guess It Happened On Monday

    I Guess It Happened On Monday

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    In a perfect world, nobody would ever have to do ironing (or washing), like, ever again. But surprise, surprise, we know very well that the world is far from perfect and you do need to iron that goddamn shirt from time to time.

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    Asking for help is one way to go about it, but if you want to feel like a responsible, independent adult, you’ll have to do it on your own. In order to make that time easy and pain-free, there are some basic principles when it comes to the art of ironing. I know this sounds like I’m being sarcastic, but trust me, making those creases even with a heated iron block is a form of art not meant for everyone.

    The logic is simple: in order to master ironing, one has to try and avoid it all costs. I told you ironing is not for the faint-hearted, but if you go through this five-step program, the chances are you won’t see that fearful device any time soon.

    #4

    My Poor Girlfriend Wakes Up To Her Laptop With A Hot Iron On Top Of It Courtesy Of Her Brother

    My Poor Girlfriend Wakes Up To Her Laptop With A Hot Iron On Top Of It Courtesy Of Her Brother

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    Troux
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope she had a firewall enabled.

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    #5

    Well... Crap

    Well... Crap

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    Francis
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why would you wanna iron something like that?

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    #6

    After Investigating A Complaint (Smell), They Found That Guests Got High And Were Using The Hotel's Iron To Cook Dry-Rubbed Steaks

    After Investigating A Complaint (Smell), They Found That Guests Got High And Were Using The Hotel's Iron To Cook Dry-Rubbed Steaks

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    Johnny
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Desperate times call for desperate measures, and being high and hungry makes for desperate times.

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    First, fold your clothes as soon as the dryer is done, because as soon as these crisp garments dry, they’ll develop creases and it will be too late.

    The second step is not to dry your clothes fully, but leave them until they’re 80% done drying. Line-drying things would be the best and most crease-free way, but then you have to be patient and deal with humidity for longer than it’s necessary.

    The third step is getting a garment steamer, which may sound like it’s a cousin of the iron, but trust me, it’s not. Steamers are easy to use and help with those daily touch-ups. Running the steamer gently over the surface takes a few minutes and you’re good to go.

    #7

    A Piece Of Furniture My Great Granny Used For Ironing

    A Piece Of Furniture My Great Granny Used For Ironing

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    #8

    My Steam Iron Wasn't Working Properly So I Decided To Run It With Vinegar, Thinking It Might Be Related To Calcium Deposits... Guess I Was Right

    My Steam Iron Wasn't Working Properly So I Decided To Run It With Vinegar, Thinking It Might Be Related To Calcium Deposits... Guess I Was Right

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    Sara Rodrigues
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The hot iron has a setting that helps remove the calcium deposits by expelling hot water. Usually I do it several times and it works like a charm!

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    #9

    Girlfriend Turned The New Iron On Without Checking The Bottom. She Turned It Into A Boiling Plastic Spreader

    Girlfriend Turned The New Iron On Without Checking The Bottom. She Turned It Into A Boiling Plastic Spreader

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    Ms.GB
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly that's a pretty stupid move on the part of the iron manufacturer.

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    The last step is simply to try ironing for once in your life and see how it goes. Even if it’s not for everyone, and most of humanity (especially millennials) refuses to come to terms with it, it doesn’t mean you can’t do it. Calling your friend, girlfriend, and mom (if you’re willing to spend an hour or so talking about auntie Betsy and her new retriever puppies) is always a good idea.

    #10

    When You Put Volvic Flavoured Water In Your Iron, It Doesn't Make Your Clothes Smell Of Forest Fruits It Just Melts All The Sugar And Ruins Your Iron And Top

    When You Put Volvic Flavoured Water In Your Iron, It Doesn't Make Your Clothes Smell Of Forest Fruits It Just Melts All The Sugar And Ruins Your Iron And Top

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    Stimpy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh well, the curious minds will learn...

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    #11

    Oops. Someone Left The Iron On For Too Long

    Oops. Someone Left The Iron On For Too Long

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    Troux
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a pretty clean cut through though!

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    #12

    A Perfect Example Of Why I Hate Ironing

    A Perfect Example Of Why I Hate Ironing

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    zims
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why you 1. read the care instructions 2. iron things inside-out and 3. do a test patch

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    #13

    Ironing The New UK Notes... Great Idea

    Ironing The New UK Notes... Great Idea

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    #14

    "I Ironed My Shirt On The Board. I Thought I Could Do It On My Body. I Was Fine Until I Hit The Steam"

    "I Ironed My Shirt On The Board. I Thought I Could Do It On My Body. I Was Fine Until I Hit The Steam"

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    DEKU x TODOROKI
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wHy iN tHe wOrLd wOulD yOu iRoN a sHiRt ON yOuR bOdY!?!?!??

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    #15

    Someone At Work Accidentally Set A Hot Iron On The Table And It Melted Through

    Someone At Work Accidentally Set A Hot Iron On The Table And It Melted Through

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    zims
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do people really think you're supposed to put the iron face-down when not in use?

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    #16

    Ripped Up The Carpet In My Room And Found The Shape Of An Iron Burned Into The Hardwood

    Ripped Up The Carpet In My Room And Found The Shape Of An Iron Burned Into The Hardwood

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    zims
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only way to make this funnier is if you ripped up the carpet because you dropped an iron on it and it left a mark

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    #17

    There Was An Attempt To Iron My Mask

    There Was An Attempt To Iron My Mask

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    #18

    Oh... Well, I Guess I've Got One Less Interview Outfit Then

    Oh... Well, I Guess I've Got One Less Interview Outfit Then

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    Francis
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    do these people not read how to clean/wash/iron their clothes?

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    #19

    An Iron Melted Through This Plastic Table

    An Iron Melted Through This Plastic Table

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    Elizabeth Stewart
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is a lot more believable than others in this post.

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    #20

    Roommate Left The Iron On

    Roommate Left The Iron On

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    Ekate
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do a few more - make a pressed flower shape!

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    #21

    Lesson Learned

    Lesson Learned

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    #22

    We Do Not Sow

    We Do Not Sow

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    #23

    Ummm. Well, I Need A New Iron

    Ummm. Well, I Need A New Iron

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    #24

    Well Who Would Have Known Ties Don't Iron

    Well Who Would Have Known Ties Don't Iron

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    Sara Rodrigues
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They do but you have to put them underneath another cloth! I wonder if all these people never learned how ro iron... Well at least they're trying ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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    #25

    My Iron Fell And I Didn't Notice

    My Iron Fell And I Didn't Notice

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    #26

    My House Is Littered With Evidence Of My Epic Housewife Skills. Stuff Like This

    My House Is Littered With Evidence Of My Epic Housewife Skills. Stuff Like This

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    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time to move the furniture and nobody knows. "Why this sidetable just off the centre of this room?" "Feng shui, that's why!"

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    #27

    Someone Put Sugar Syrup In The Iron

    Someone Put Sugar Syrup In The Iron

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    #28

    Clothes Iron Fell From The Other Side

    Clothes Iron Fell From The Other Side

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    #29

    Dropped A Hot Iron On The Hardwood

    Dropped A Hot Iron On The Hardwood

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    #30

    The Carpet Has Battle Scars

    The Carpet Has Battle Scars

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    Happy Days
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't know why everyone irons.....I just use the dryer, never have wrinkles!

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    #31

    Domestic Misadventures Of A Near 40-Year-Old

    Domestic Misadventures Of A Near 40-Year-Old

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    whitney sweat
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the sheer artistry of that photograph... stunning.

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    #32

    “Do Some Ironing” He Thought. Concentrate, He Didn’t. Ooops. This Made My Electrics Go Bang! Note To Self: Make Sure You Don’t Put The Iron Down On Its Cord. Fool

    “Do Some Ironing” He Thought. Concentrate, He Didn’t. Ooops. This Made My Electrics Go Bang! Note To Self: Make Sure You Don’t Put The Iron Down On Its Cord. Fool

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    btaglln
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It surprise me that iron cord are not heat resistant

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    #33

    Yikes

    Yikes

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    Wonderful
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. How high was the setting and how long did it sit? This one surprises me cause I iron pants in that same material(guesstimating) and have never had this happen and I suck.

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    #34

    So This Happened To My Store-Bought, (Only) White Shirt When I Tried To Iron It

    So This Happened To My Store-Bought, (Only) White Shirt When I Tried To Iron It

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    zims
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd also partially blame the cruddy fabric quality

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    #35

    The Iron Was Too Hot For It

    The Iron Was Too Hot For It

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    #36

    Well... That’s Not Good

    Well... That’s Not Good

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    Roxanne D'souza
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The outfit is woven with glitter threads which is literally a synthetic plastic. I would think something like this doesn't need to be ironed. Maybe steamed.

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    #37

    Top Ruined

    Top Ruined

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    #38

    This Is How Not To Iron Your Shirt, Jimi

    This Is How Not To Iron Your Shirt, Jimi

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    #39

    We Had Some Arts And Crafts With My 5-Year-Old Today - Need To Iron The Fabric, 5-Year-Old Tried To Iron The Carpet... Their Job Came Out Better Than Mine

    We Had Some Arts And Crafts With My 5-Year-Old Today - Need To Iron The Fabric, 5-Year-Old Tried To Iron The Carpet... Their Job Came Out Better Than Mine

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    Francis
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why would you let a 5yo handle a hot iron?! i burnt myself so badly by accident when i was 8. kids shouldn't handle a hot iron!

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    #40

    This Is Why I Don’t Do Ironing

    This Is Why I Don’t Do Ironing

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    #41

    This Is Why I Don't Iron

    This Is Why I Don't Iron

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    Kim
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But but... that fabric looks synthetic. 😳 You can’t iron that just straight on... (psst, it’s plastic)

    #42

    I Decided On Cute Ruffle Crib Skirts For The Quint Beds. Then I Realized I Have To Iron Them Once I Took Them Out Of The Package. One Skirt Down, Too Many More To Go

    I Decided On Cute Ruffle Crib Skirts For The Quint Beds. Then I Realized I Have To Iron Them Once I Took Them Out Of The Package. One Skirt Down, Too Many More To Go

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    #43

    Not A Great Start To Friday. Rip Favourite Ever Shirt

    Not A Great Start To Friday. Rip Favourite Ever Shirt

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    #44

    Hot Iron + Band Uniform = Epic Fail

    Hot Iron + Band Uniform = Epic Fail

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    Andrew Gibb
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this one time at band camp....I burned my uniform with an iron

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    #45

    What Do I Wear?

    What Do I Wear?

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    #46

    New White Tee, Laundry Guy Forgot To Check His Iron Box For Rust

    New White Tee, Laundry Guy Forgot To Check His Iron Box For Rust

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    lara
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    5 years ago

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    You ironed a t-shirt? Why?

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    #47

    When You Forget The Iron On The Board Because You're Out If It From Putting Murals Up 'Til 9 Last Night

    When You Forget The Iron On The Board Because You're Out If It From Putting Murals Up 'Til 9 Last Night

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    Andrew Gibb
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    glad to hear the explanation. If it were anything but murals it would be suspect

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    #48

    This Is Why I Shouldn't Iron! Bye Bye Blouse

    This Is Why I Shouldn't Iron! Bye Bye Blouse

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    #49

    Moral: Never Let Your Brother Help You Iron A Blouse

    Moral: Never Let Your Brother Help You Iron A Blouse

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    #50

    Whoops

    Whoops

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    #51

    Ironing Fail

    Ironing Fail

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    Jen Mart
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And here I never really believed shirts were made from recycled bottles!

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    #52

    Oh No

    Oh No

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