62 Hilariously Sad Adulthood Tweets That Will Make You Laugh Then Cry

lol - This is what happens when you wait too long.... you go by yourself!

I feel like that. Life hits you like a Skyrim bear and you have no experience.

An even more true mark of adulthood is: scheduling a doctors appointment for your parents

you dont have to be depressed to eat icecream for dinner(or in my case, breakfast) just single.

I might bump into walls but I'm not a roomba

Wow...this one is so much in contrast with most of the other postings here...

Instead of your parents making you do it

Oh, come on, people... This is just FEELINGS expressed into words, it's not like someone is actually asking others to get things done for them.

My mom just died in August. Now I'm supposed to be the expert. No. Just no.

I am in the middle of these 2 groups and there is hardly anyone to hang out with anymore!

I have duck tape four that

But thr earlier it gets early, too.

You are really old if your parents cease supplementing your bill payments but buy toys for your children instead

kids are made from rubber and magic. Adults are made from brittle dead twigs.

50: not so quickly 60: erm wait a minute 70: oh oh oh 80: well, what was I thinkinh about 90: woohoo!

It could also be captioned "My first day at the new job".

That's me at 30....I am so screwed.

This is a cultural difference, I guess, but when I was young and saw in American films, series and cartoons parents sending their children to their room as a punishment, I never understood the purpose behind it. Now I do see why, but when I was a kid, it was like "why would they be sent to their room where they have all the cool toys and games and all? In Japanese cartoons, on the other hand, teenagers would drammatically run into their room (or out of their home) when they'd have a family quarrel with their parents. This one made much more sense to me. When I was a kid, as punishment, we'd usually tend to be told to go to the (empty) corner, sit down and do nothing, or we'd be stopped from going out meeting with friends.

Aging acne cream probably

Yep so true

deep

Haha I can relate to this one! :)

And "F**k off" with "Let us discuss everybody's commitment at the meeting"

Isn't that what life is worth living for?

Just wait for the "How's your health" questions. Good times.

One death usually will do it

Yes!! It's that joke where you don't know if you should congratulate your friend or offer to drive her to the clinic.

is this Dustin Hoffman?

A car carpet, next to boxes filled with Lego, that is

In his defense the "u" always f***s me up

Accurate.

And a job ;)

from 'getting money' to "go work for it 40hrs/week"

Most of the time it's caused by doing something stupid like lifting heavy stuff. Or your kid...

and notice you've changed a size or two?

I'm nearly 29 & do the same

This is a very pleasant thought to me. Go forth, my furry friends.

There is still beauty in this world, as at least illustrated by Bored Panda's animal series. :)

"Kanye's bhole"? What?

You know you're getting kinda old when the cuteness of university freshmen equals the cutness of little babies.

Let us get engaged and never get married... It sounds so much more romantic

Awww...dat sad lil face! :(

Or the project is finished :) whatever happens first.

Thank goodness 20s are not the best - it really does get better if you keep learning and break that routine by taking risks and really live!

So true. Who has time to reply to messages and emails?! Real life just gets in the way

I absolutely do not have the money to get a daily milkshake. Thanks Bill Murray, now I feel worse.

Plenty of time for a short life!

Lol Oh so true.....all my friends now have babies......plan destroyers!!!

If only I had a bath......Bye Bye responsibilites :D

*Gasps*......no.

So true. Why do we have to stop dreaming and conform to what society wants for us? #condossuck

First world problems? Can't relate... (yet?)

or in my case (no chipotle in Ireland) a lovely supermac's :D

this is my actual life.

I've always loved accent tables!

My entire childhood has been remade

What does this have to do with being an adult?