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For all you people with perfect 20/20 vision, you’re lucky, because wearing glasses isn’t fun, and for those of us who do… well, the everyday problems accumulating masses of jokes about glasses is just too real.

Day-in-day-out, we experience the battle of having to swap them with sunglasses and not being able to see in sunny weather. When we enter a warm room, our lenses steam up, and we can’t see. Oh, and that also happens when we have a hot drink. Then there’s making out with another person who wears glasses (see, the clash of the arms and the lenses), and you haven’t experienced true horror until you wake up, and can’t find your glasses because they’ve fallen down the side of your bed. You can’t see them, because you have all the visual capacity of a bat. These might seem like funny problems to some, but the struggle is very real.

To highlight the plight of the bespectacled, Bored Panda has found some of the funniest glasses jokes and the most relatable memes that show the struggles of wearing goggles.

Having eye problems does not mean we have problems understanding these funny jokes. And remember that wearing a pair can make you at least 10 percent smarter. We can take comfort in that… right?

#1

The Perks Of Bad Eyesight

The Perks Of Bad Eyesight

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Jamal W
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

xD serves them right!! Great come back!!

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    #2

    The Pain Of Cleaning Glasses

    The Pain Of Cleaning Glasses

    doctordragonisback Report

    Jamal W
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't wear glasses, but this post made me feel the pain of those who do lmao

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    #4

    The Problem With 3D Movies

    The Problem With 3D Movies

    itzSaman Report

    phattiusmax
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same thing when you have to wear safety glasses! It's great being made to feel doubly nerdy...

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    #5

    Foggy Glasses

    Foggy Glasses

    Jinnyboy Report

    CR Harvey
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Walking into a warm house after a walk in the cold. Yep, been there.

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    #6

    Glasses Problems

    Glasses Problems

    idkhumor Report

    Catie Brandyberry
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or opening a hot dishwasher, or coming in from the cold.

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    #7

    No Chill

    No Chill

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    #8

    You Must Be Blind

    You Must Be Blind

    H0rankatie Report

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    #9

    Just Look For Them

    Just Look For Them

    liamdryden Report

    Leo Hunt
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i know how that feels like!! its like WTF "deep down inside i really wanna kick your a*s"

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    #10

    The Unrealistic Part

    The Unrealistic Part

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    Tamara Kedves
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only one who thinks that nobody wears glasses in Hogwarts but Harry? o.O

    David Gallagher
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    McGonagall wears glasses, and even when she turns into a cat she has white patches where the glasses are. Dumbledore also wears glasses, and Trelawney, and Ron's brother Percy (in the books at least), as well as Ron's dad. Rita Skeeter wears them too, but only to read/write. Harry's father also wore glasses all his life - that's where Harry "inherited" his bad eyesight. The ghost-student Myrtle in the girls' bathroom also wore glasses and was bullied for them. I'm sure there are more...

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    Katarina Kay
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or the fact that no one stole them and asked how many fingers they were holding up.

    Yassie Odango
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think in Book 7 when they all turned into Harry when they fetched him from Privet Drive Hermione commented on how terrible his eye sight was...

    Lee Hardy
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is a wizard who couldnt give himself 20/20 vision, if i was a wizard that would be the first thing i would do.

    Lissy Greenfield
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually in the last film in the series when Hermionie uses polyjuice to turn into him she complained about his eyesight

    Pearl Of the SeaWing RainWings
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've actually never thought of this but come to think of it that's super true

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    #11

    A Whole New Person

    A Whole New Person

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    Lorraine Saunders
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If children in my class see me without glasses, invariably the comment is "Miss S. your eyes!" I am not sure what this means.

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    #12

    Searching For Misplaced Glasses

    Searching For Misplaced Glasses

    thedailylaughs Report

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    #13

    When Rain Is Pain

    When Rain Is Pain

    SincerelyTumblr Report

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    #14

    Glasses Problems

    Glasses Problems

    heart Report

    Nick Gisburne
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it better before you change the bulb or after? Before? Or after?

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    #15

    Ripped Out Hair

    Ripped Out Hair

    spookiest-scully Report

    #16

    That's Enough Seeing For One Day

    That's Enough Seeing For One Day

    dajo42 Report

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    #17

    Glasses vs. Contacts

    Glasses vs. Contacts

    badbanana Report

    Steve Moore
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's also rather difficult to CHEW on your contacts, so that people know you're in deep thought.

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    #18

    The Lightshow

    The Lightshow

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    meapthealien
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This people get me so much. I'm crying 😭😭

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    #20

    How I See vs. How They Think I See

    How I See vs. How They Think I See

    Itsmattroot Report

    Kenadee Bickford
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so true. I don't know how many times my friends have asked "how many fingers is there?"

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    #21

    Glasses Problems

    Glasses Problems

    sultryserpent Report

    Csilla Szabadi
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oooh, the fabulous cotton t-shirts of my husband...

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    #22

    Glass Cleaning 101

    Glass Cleaning 101

    LenfantSausage Report

    Richard Pickman
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The best way to clean the glasses is to wash them with soap and then dry and clean them with clean tissue or toilet paper.

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    #23

    Wearing Glasses For The First Time

    Wearing Glasses For The First Time

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    Tez M
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I near drove into the back of someone at a stop light cause I was too busy staring at the tree thinking "OMG!!! Look at those leaves!!!!!"

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    #24

    They're Always There

    They're Always There

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    Amanda Panda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol I've done that, even reached to take them off, and then I look around to make sure no one just saw me reach for glasses that weren't there

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    #25

    The Problem With Selfies

    The Problem With Selfies

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    Bunnies are better!!
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I HATE glass glare. I mean, we people with glasses already have problems, why can't we at least not have selfie problems

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    #26

    This Should Be A Personality Test

    This Should Be A Personality Test

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    #27

    Nerds vs. Fashionistas

    Nerds vs. Fashionistas

    acciokji Report

    Nick Gisburne
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The horrible black-rimmed plastic glasses that I wore from the age of 7 contributed to my introverted nature because everyone laughed at me wearing them, everyone said they were ugly. And now they're FASHIONABLE? Modern world, I will not forgive you for this!

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    #28

    Glasses Problems

    Glasses Problems

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    Pi...
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If u see a blurry appendage that's going side to side, Tis a dog.

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    #29

    Forever Squinting

    Forever Squinting

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    Barbara Delahunty
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have prescription sunglasses but it's a pain changing back and forth... And feels rude if I leave the normal ones in the car by mistake!

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    #30

    No Glasses, No Fear

    No Glasses, No Fear

    actual-little-einstein Report

    #31

    Glasses Problems

    Glasses Problems

    rinmatsuoka Report

    #32

    Glasses Problems

    Glasses Problems

    tinykinseyscale Report

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    #33

    Glasses Problems

    Glasses Problems

    ellaharperr Report

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    #34

    Glasses Problems

    Glasses Problems

    motherfuckingnazgul Report

    Nick Gisburne
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You never really know they're dirty until you clean them and then... WOW! New eyes!

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    #35

    Glasses Problems

    Glasses Problems

    drewwavyy Report

    Catie Brandyberry
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could never just forget my glasses. The world is a giant blur without them.

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    #36

    Glasses Problems

    Glasses Problems

    kateordie Report

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    #37

    Glasses Problems

    Glasses Problems

    kirious_kiri Report

    Benny Lava
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And Johnny Bravo goes: 'My glasses, I can't be seen without my glasses!'.

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    #38

    Glasses Problems

    Glasses Problems

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    Nick Gisburne
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When they both look the same and you think it's a trick question

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    #39

    Glasses Problems

    Glasses Problems

    castlewheelers Report

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    #41

    Glasses Problems

    Glasses Problems

    OmarImranTweets Report

    Michel M. Prins
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't argue with this. Moms have special powers for these kinds of situations

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    #42

    Glasses Problems

    Glasses Problems

    anerdyfeminist Report

    Pandykinz
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My eyelashes are long enough that they reach the lenses and get them dirty, so just by BLINKING I am smudging them

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    #43

    Glasses Problems

    Glasses Problems

    acciokji Report

    Sophia Wozny
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you don't realize the last column is numbers, tricky bastards

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    #44

    Glasses Problems

    Glasses Problems

    eyebrowgod Report

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    #45

    Glasses Problems

    Glasses Problems

    tinysero Report

    Dżoana Kałuża
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *When you finally clean them so perfectly you don't know they are on your face*

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    #46

    Glasses Problems

    Glasses Problems

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    Nick Gisburne
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you don't dare move because you know you will step on them

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    #47

    Glasses Problems

    Glasses Problems

    it-keeps-gl0wing Report

    Saima Nisbet
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    http://www.theopticalvisionsite.com/history-of-eyewear/the-history-of-windshield-wiper-eyewear/

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    #50

    Glasses Problems

    Glasses Problems

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    MeiMei M
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fine with me. For the longest time I wanted to see more models wearing glasses and there's still not enough. You only see models wearing glasses in ads for glasses.

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    #51

    Glasses Problems

    Glasses Problems

    solangeloismymoonlight Report

    Lord Beerus
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah i imagine that all the time i see an object and i don;t wear glasses

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    #52

    Glasses Problems

    Glasses Problems

    hawkeyearrow Report

    Brittany Friedman
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I keep getting told how good I look with glasses, now I'm afraid to get contacts. Even though I miss them so much.

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    #53

    Glasses Problems

    Glasses Problems

    phangirlkelsey Report

    Zarina Tsallagova
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If u can see itself in the mirror while doing ur makeup, u're already pretty happy. I don't see a thing when using my eyeliner, bcs the eyeliner and my hand occupy the 20cm space between me and mirror I needed to focus, and all's blurry.

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    #54

    Glasses Problems

    Glasses Problems

    petermaximoff Report

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    #55

    Glasses Problems

    Glasses Problems

    MisterLadder2g Report

    Sam Campbell
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Walk in backwards. Seriously. My BIL was a pilot and taught me this trick. Works with AC in the summer too.

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    #56

    Glasses Problems

    Glasses Problems

    sequaIs Report

    CR Harvey
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are going to get smacked, when she gets there.

    #57

    Glasses Problems

    Glasses Problems

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    Lavender Brown
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. Happens to me all the time. Either that or they fly off my face

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    #58

    Glasses Problems

    Glasses Problems

    JanineSanguine Report

    meapthealien
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's so annoying people thinking in you have super vision because you were glasses especially scenarios like why are you going to the front of the class to were your notes you have glasses like sure I can use them to see through the tall bloke in front of me.

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    #59

    Glasses Problems

    Glasses Problems

    henrychenq Report

    #60

    Glasses Problems

    Glasses Problems

    willinq Report

    #61

    Glasses Problems

    Glasses Problems

    infectioustroye Report

    phattiusmax
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My favorite game at parties... "wanna try my glasses on and geel drunk without alcohol?"

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    #62

    Glasses Problems

    Glasses Problems

    writebethany Report

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    #63

    Glasses Problems

    Glasses Problems

    albusvesper Report

    #64

    Glasses Problems

    Glasses Problems

    karlcat Report

    CR Harvey
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Note to self. Never loose glasses at crime scene.

    #65

    Glasses Problems

    Glasses Problems

    WhyAisha Report

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    #66

    Glasses Problems

    Glasses Problems

    727Purpose Report

    Steve Moore
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So is this how JJ Abrams sees the world ? Certainly explains a lot.

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    #67

    Glasses Problems

    Glasses Problems

    solangeloismymoonlight Report

    #69

    Glasses Problems

    Glasses Problems

    Jankeleg Report

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    #71

    Glasses Problems

    Glasses Problems

    JessicaNexus Report

    #72

    Glasses Problems

    Glasses Problems

    slytherinlynx Report

    #73

    Glasses Problems

    Glasses Problems

    kieracass Report

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    #74

    Glasses Problems

    Glasses Problems

    Charlie_Puff Report

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    #75

    Glasses Problems

    Glasses Problems

    givenchynjh Report

    #76

    Glasses Problems

    Glasses Problems

    thepurplekoala Report

    Nick Gisburne
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To clean them ONCE a day and have them stay clean for the rest of the day... that day never happened and never will

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    #77

    Glasses Problems

    Glasses Problems

    lethalpurpose Report

    Carmen
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are the same jerks that think it's ok to touch a pregnant stranger's belly 😑

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    #78

    Glasses Problems

    Glasses Problems

    KardashianReact Report

    Robert Morson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This doesn't work for me anymore, because my eyes are just too messed up. I have had good results with closing one eye and looking through a pinhole formed by the index fingers and thumbs of both hands. I rarely have to use this method, though, because I would have to be high to walk outside without noticing that I am basically blind.

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    #79

    Glasses Problems

    Glasses Problems

    Poutymcgee Report

    #80

    Glasses Problems

    Glasses Problems

    nightmaresforthedreamers Report

    #81

    Glasses Problems

    Glasses Problems

    damnitdania Report

    Catie Brandyberry
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or even worse, "you look so pretty!" well, good to know I look like s**t with something I have to wear on my face if I want to see ANYTHING.

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    #82

    Glasses Problems

    Glasses Problems

    memearchives Report

    Catie Brandyberry
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Found out my dog wasn't a Doberman, he was a Min Pin :/

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    #83

    Glasses Problems

    Glasses Problems

    JessBlundred_x Report

    #84

    Glasses Problems

    Glasses Problems

    HiryuuRin Report

    #85

    Glasses Problems

    Glasses Problems

    zeeknd Report

    meapthealien
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😭😭😭😭😭😭I can't read the chart at all.

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    #86

    Glasses Problems

    Glasses Problems

    mess_irl Report

    Daniel Mallory
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i am i wired case wher my right eye has better than 20/20 but sucks at judging depth my left can see depth just nothing else

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    #87

    Glasses Problems

    Glasses Problems

    chlo_wyke Report

    #88

    Glasses Problems

    Glasses Problems

    poncayyy Report

    #89

    Glasses Problems

    Glasses Problems

    TheyCallMeMoss Report

    CR Harvey
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We all have permanent suntans on our retinas.

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    #90

    Glasses Problems

    Glasses Problems

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    Nick Gisburne
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you ask them how many middle fingers am I holding up? NOT ENOUGH!

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    #91

    Glasses Problems

    Glasses Problems

    memearchives Report

    #92

    Glasses Problems

    Glasses Problems

    humainsvolants Report